FouseyTube: An Alternate Reality [1]

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  • čas přidán 21. 09. 2016
  • colossaliscrazy
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  • @colossaliscrazy
    @colossaliscrazy  Před 7 lety +5561

    the earthworm already got me a copyright claim...

  • @DolanDark
    @DolanDark Před 7 lety +3922

    Welcome home

  • @KittyPieVibes
    @KittyPieVibes Před 5 lety +3309

    “I’m not even homeless”
    [rips off hat]
    “I’m bald”

  • @lapidus9552
    @lapidus9552 Před 5 lety +1873

    "If you have a family member going through suicide..."
    too little too late, at that point.

    • @randomalienfrommars0567
      @randomalienfrommars0567 Před 4 lety +53

      Omfg this was such a shitshow that this slipped right by me...as if he couldn't be more of a rat

    • @triplestomp1186
      @triplestomp1186 Před 4 lety +119

      If you have a family member going through suicide... *Cut the damn noose.*

    • @shannond1511
      @shannond1511 Před 4 lety +34

      I know! And then when he says this will prevent it from happening again in the future, it s like....are you really saying that??

    • @OoooshetriesSs
      @OoooshetriesSs Před 2 lety +6

      As someone whose struggled w/their own thoughts in the past ….
      This made me …. Kinda….laugh my ass off … not sure if it’s super dark or kinda endearing Lmao but ty nonetheless 🙏🏻🥲🤜🏻🤛🏼

    • @YodaOnABender
      @YodaOnABender Před rokem +3

      “If you have a family member going through instant death…”

  • @WillNE
    @WillNE Před 7 lety +813

    44 minutes fuckkkkkkkkk yeh boi

  • @Pyrocynical
    @Pyrocynical Před 7 lety +10513

    the clown lives

  • @taste_like_caca5548
    @taste_like_caca5548 Před 4 lety +992

    Isn’t he the guy that stalked drake to come to his terrible convention?

    • @strangelf
      @strangelf Před 4 lety +4

      Coitus Handguns yerp

    • @hackpug6968
      @hackpug6968 Před 4 lety +3

      Hew yhats up derps

    • @nicrocon2527
      @nicrocon2527 Před 4 lety +1

      Yes

    • @illmatticx
      @illmatticx Před 4 lety +51

      Yea, him and Drake actually have alot in common though
      ° they exploit the homeless for views
      ° they are both fake positive
      ° both influence kids to be douchewagons
      ° they both are manipulators
      ° both claim to come from nothing despite having a good upbringing
      ° both are seething lames
      I'm not sure if fousey is a child groomer but if he idolizes Drake there is a potential probability

    • @SmashClown
      @SmashClown Před 4 lety +2

      Why yes, yes he is...

  • @Co-Jinn
    @Co-Jinn Před 4 lety +599

    "I'm not even homeless"
    -Takes off his beanie-
    Is he suppose to show that he's got cancer?

  • @cjckdbdhx
    @cjckdbdhx Před 7 lety +4389

    Once, at my school they played a fouseytube homeless experiment in an assembly about being a good person. It was awful

    • @1970DAH
      @1970DAH Před 7 lety +136

      Did you stand up and tell them it was fake?

    • @cjckdbdhx
      @cjckdbdhx Před 7 lety +333

      No, but some dickhead at the front shouted "Fouseytube is my G!!!" and got a detention.

    • @1970DAH
      @1970DAH Před 7 lety +21

      God
      lol

    • @1970DAH
      @1970DAH Před 7 lety +49

      I thing the G implied "grandpa"

    • @depressed_cows
      @depressed_cows Před 7 lety +196

      God Schools will probably show a leafy video for cyber bullying

  • @psychobot206
    @psychobot206 Před 7 lety +3329

    Every time I watch a Colossal video his voice makes me think I'm watching a National Geographic documentary about animals.

    • @LeSuperFishe
      @LeSuperFishe Před 7 lety +17

      SpongeScout SquareBonk hes a goddamn potato

    • @rust44
      @rust44 Před 7 lety +21

      Psychobot he sounds like a narration from a film.

    • @SmilingSkulll
      @SmilingSkulll Před 7 lety +15

      No, Colossal is crazy.

    • @krush4you180
      @krush4you180 Před 7 lety +1

      no it sounds like V fir vendetta. .. lol

    • @krush4you180
      @krush4you180 Před 7 lety

      you reminded me to watch V for Vendetta tomorrow nov. 5th. your voice that is lol

  • @CJExtreme98
    @CJExtreme98 Před 5 lety +1133

    I rewatch your content over and over again. Somehow it still feels new to me

    • @jollesracing517
      @jollesracing517 Před 4 lety +30

      CJExtreme98 great rewatch value. Always great to find you tubers whose videos have that

    • @paulhyena5848
      @paulhyena5848 Před 4 lety +2

      Mister Metokur/ Revenge Of The Cis / sometimes Ralph Retort.

    • @clover_000
      @clover_000 Před 4 lety +2

      Same! The Clown's videos are timeless.

    • @spencer871
      @spencer871 Před 4 lety +2

      Because Clown was genuinely also pushing the production value in CZcams videos in a way that most videos still don't.

    • @blueeyedpsycho5977
      @blueeyedpsycho5977 Před 3 lety +2

      That’s how you know he’s a good CZcamsr. His content never gets old

  • @dingdawng
    @dingdawng Před 4 lety +971

    Colossal: I feel bad for calling you a rat all those many times
    Keem: no you don't
    Colossal: yeah you're right I don't
    Masked boi: *dead*

  • @roman_nfkrz
    @roman_nfkrz Před 7 lety +1072

    he is fucking alive

  • @dentedfndrs8988
    @dentedfndrs8988 Před 7 lety +811

    This is the British version of content cop

    • @GeegeeAida
      @GeegeeAida Před 7 lety +45

      Except better

    • @Matt-xt1rv
      @Matt-xt1rv Před 7 lety +20

      +GabrielAmir :D but I idubbz has skits which is funnier

    • @chrish1654
      @chrish1654 Před 7 lety +10

      Idubbbz= Sherrif Colossal=
      His deputy

    • @danbrowner280
      @danbrowner280 Před 7 lety +30

      How about this is a clowns way of criticising someone. Don't compare it to content cop because it's 2 completely different thing in my opinion

    • @danieldeel8794
      @danieldeel8794 Před 7 lety +11

      Except funny

  • @matthewdawson3979
    @matthewdawson3979 Před 9 měsíci +139

    I'm currently binging the first 2 parts of this series before part 3 eventually comes out

    • @rxsion2091
      @rxsion2091 Před 9 měsíci +1

      is it in the making?

    • @blazedonakayak5294
      @blazedonakayak5294 Před 9 měsíci +15

      ​@rxsion2091 idk but it would be perfect timing with his recent antics

    • @collinw01
      @collinw01 Před 9 měsíci +14

      ​@@blazedonakayak5294He said on TBH that he atm atleast has no interest in making a part 3

    • @1v966
      @1v966 Před 8 měsíci

      ​@@blazedonakayak5294care to elaborate on what are his recent antics?

    • @dashdashdash_
      @dashdashdash_ Před 8 měsíci

      @@1v966 Quick rundown, Mental breakdowns on stream lead to him getting put in a mental hospital again, he kept getting swatted, bragged about banging a vulnerable woman in an airport toilet and lastly my personal favourite he said "nigga" on stream whilst singing song lyrics and proceeded to have an overreaction akin to that of a child, claiming that he "never says that word", hope this runs you up to speed somewhat.

  • @acrophobe
    @acrophobe Před 5 lety +267

    As an actual K-12 substitute teacher who's subbed for many kindergarten classes, I can say with absolute certainty that Fousey wouldn't last one single day as a sub, especially in kindergarten or any class below a middle school level, where he might be able to rely on being recognized by the students as a youtube star to carry him through a 7-8 hour workday of real teaching. Even if he did manage to actually make it through one day, he would resign from the job that evening and never do it again as long as he lives. You see, there is no fame and glory in teaching, and especially not in substitute teaching. In most cases, if you don't already have signed or at least verbal permission from the principal, other staff, and the parents of every child you film, you will be fired or at least severely reprimanded for filming in class.
    You're not there to be a fucking youtube entertainer, you're there for only one reason: to stick to the teacher's lesson plan. You're only working for an "audience" of small children who are not going to pay you fat stacks of sponsorship cash for being there. I feel like Fousey couldn't make it through an 8 hour day without taking off his shirt, standing up on top of his desk, and screaming his head off about "living in your truth" and how Keemstar and Ricegum and the media are all "lying on him" or whatever, and then ranting some random "inspirational" nonsense for an hour or two about being bipolar and never giving up your dreams. The 5 year old children would just become scared and confused and more than one of them would run to the office crying. The office would have to call their parents to come pick them up early, and before you know it all the parents would hear on facebook that some shenanigans were going on, and 35 angry parents would be at the school on their lunch break demanding to know what the FUCK was going on and why some shirtless madman was screaming his head off at their child about how beautiful roses are.

    • @JJ337-
      @JJ337- Před 3 lety +1

      acrophobe 🙌

    • @Tymbus
      @Tymbus Před 3 lety +4

      I hear you!

    • @chegg3391
      @chegg3391 Před 2 lety +5

      I come back to this comment every once in a while just because I find it insanely entertaining to have that mental image described in detail to me

  • @cesarzamudio4376
    @cesarzamudio4376 Před 7 lety +1110

    its back boi's

  • @chowmilk9038
    @chowmilk9038 Před 7 lety +1774

    "I'm not even frickin' homeless!" //rips off beanie//
    //dramatic zoom in on egg head//
    "How- does this prove it?"
    I'm unsure why, but that made me laugh way harder than it should've.

    • @ablur5129
      @ablur5129 Před 7 lety +46

      I laughed so hard too

    • @samul6055
      @samul6055 Před 6 lety +2

      your moms the god of egg heads

    • @alancito6059
      @alancito6059 Před 6 lety +11

      Sam UL what? Stupid response

    • @loxyloafcake5184
      @loxyloafcake5184 Před 6 lety +12

      Poor people can’t afford barbers?

    • @Anonymous-tp5qg
      @Anonymous-tp5qg Před 6 lety +8

      "Oh, my apologies, sir. It's just that, what with your terrible online content and all the actors you've been paying, I though you could use the money more than me."

  • @muhammadlee8628
    @muhammadlee8628 Před 4 lety +195

    "I'm not even homeless"
    *Removes hat*
    "See? This hat comes right off"

  • @reallyriley123
    @reallyriley123 Před 2 lety +74

    The sheer amount of influence collassal has on most youtube creators while not breaking a million subs and not ever uploading is just amazing😂

  • @LuisPNF404Villegas
    @LuisPNF404Villegas Před 7 lety +1208

    I feel like Colossal is Crazy could be a documentary director or something of the sort.

  • @heywatchyourmouth3048
    @heywatchyourmouth3048 Před 7 lety +2257

    Teach me your ways Clown

  • @gabrielathomas4783
    @gabrielathomas4783 Před 5 lety +209

    Okay but can we PLEASE acknowledge his amazing cover of Hurt❤

    • @XJoe360
      @XJoe360 Před 4 lety +11

      The Comment Above Me Doesn't Check Out simp

    • @nman551
      @nman551 Před 4 lety +2

      It was amazing

  • @nixonyourat
    @nixonyourat Před 10 měsíci +15

    The wheel turns and we begin again.

  • @toodamnlazy
    @toodamnlazy Před 7 lety +974

    This could be one of the BEST videos on youtube.
    Literally picked apart every single aspect of his entire fake career, his hidden agendas/ulterior motives and how well he disguises them, down to his self conscious yet still overly narcissistic personality.

    • @toodamnlazy
      @toodamnlazy Před 7 lety +29

      He uses his "good deeds" and "kind gestures" so he can hold it over the heads of the people he's doing it for and over the heads of his fans so he can retort with "im a nice guy, i bought this or that for such and such". It's no longer a kind gesture or a good deed when you use it against the person or people you did it for.

    • @DrewGee716
      @DrewGee716 Před 7 lety +3

      Who?

    • @sajenin3659
      @sajenin3659 Před 7 lety +6

      And theres a part 2

    • @user-mq5mk4rl7c
      @user-mq5mk4rl7c Před 7 lety +23

      "Mr Gucci" stop, you're 9

    • @BoomBang101
      @BoomBang101 Před 7 lety

      Who is a good person!

  • @angeredcheese1332
    @angeredcheese1332 Před 7 lety +817

    Again there's no logical response he can come back with to this so he's gonna make up some bull shit like "uhhh I'm just trying to spread positivity go dislike all his videos I'm tupac, amen"

    • @blandharp9795
      @blandharp9795 Před 7 lety +52

      He claimed the video...
      What a loser

    • @Maruragakari
      @Maruragakari Před 7 lety

      I'm pretty sure he's not gonna respond at all.

    • @angeredcheese1332
      @angeredcheese1332 Před 7 lety

      Ooh we got a fousey tube fan over here

    • @TheMemeSheriff
      @TheMemeSheriff Před 7 lety

      Well Fousey can go after the racist jokes the fat jokes and overall mean spirited nature of Colossal

    • @deadlycobrasb8741
      @deadlycobrasb8741 Před 7 lety

      +Francisco Garcia hey fousey

  • @mckadepicken9564
    @mckadepicken9564 Před 4 lety +60

    Here after clown did his face reveal now realizing he put his picture in 17:04

    • @99veruca
      @99veruca Před 3 lety +8

      And calling himself a god! Awesome.

  • @maxkemper1598
    @maxkemper1598 Před 5 lety +64

    25:26 This whole skit is genius.

  • @jayz3d
    @jayz3d Před 7 lety +1940

    I personally enjoyed the editing, one of the best ive probably seen on CZcams, never seen one put together quite well, felt like a real documentary and 44 minutes felt like 10 minutes it went by so fast. Enjoyed this

    • @salgaragar.iogameplays7118
      @salgaragar.iogameplays7118 Před 7 lety +27

      guess who is making the videos money now?...yep. Pouseytube

    • @NOUSNOKAY
      @NOUSNOKAY Před 7 lety

      until someone wins the claim of the video isn't the money going to a 3rd party? and is to be awarded to the winner after the claim becomes resolved?

    • @pauljerome01
      @pauljerome01 Před 7 lety +2

      ***** GetBaited

    • @pauljerome01
      @pauljerome01 Před 7 lety

      ***** You agreed you got baited
      face the facts

    • @salgaragar.iogameplays7118
      @salgaragar.iogameplays7118 Před 7 lety +3

      he's Palestinian not Indian but HE DOESN'T REPRESENT PALESTINE IN ANY WAY SHAPE OR FORM

  • @RobynReanimates
    @RobynReanimates Před 6 lety +536

    Can you spot the signs of someone being suicidal? It’s very subtle.
    I M G O N N A J U M P I D O N T W A N N A L I V E A N Y M O R E

  • @EngForArabs
    @EngForArabs Před 3 lety +146

    I live in Egypt and I've met so many guys like Fousey, and there are many more in other Arab countries, this type of personality is very common and any middle eastern will tell you the same, unless they're the ones I mean.
    Edit: Rat is a perfect word in their case, very fitting.

    • @fabianf1125
      @fabianf1125 Před 3 lety +6

      i know what you mean but how can you describe this kind of personality best? it is so hard to describe a person like yusef. help! lol

    • @EngForArabs
      @EngForArabs Před 3 lety +40

      @@fabianf1125 Egotistical, have delusion of grandeur, they'll compliment and praise you excessively to get what they want from you, even if they hate you, also they all think they're so unique and better than everyone, and because they're really not and they know it deep down, they hate society as a whole and always have a victim mentality, they'll lie and manipulate people who are closest to them and could even destroy their lives without feeling guilty for a moment...
      That's just a brief description.

    • @trneighty5941
      @trneighty5941 Před 3 lety +9

      I don’t think there’s anything particular about ME culture that produces people like Fousey. There’s a shit ton of guys like him of all shapes, sizes, and skin tones.

    • @ajm7547
      @ajm7547 Před 3 lety +2

      @@EngForArabs that described it perfectly!

    • @sbevexlr848
      @sbevexlr848 Před 3 lety +6

      يا باشا تلقى ناس مثله في كل مكان

  • @vutalol
    @vutalol Před 5 lety +49

    God damn that bit about spitting on the elderly kills me every single time. That is pure comedy gold

  • @aa-tw6wh
    @aa-tw6wh Před 7 lety +753

    I actually like colossal's singing voice

  • @giacomocorazza3652
    @giacomocorazza3652 Před 7 lety +523

    FouseyTube is the kind of guy that gives homeless kids candy just because he knows it's going to pay off

    • @urlamnavi7749
      @urlamnavi7749 Před 7 lety +31

      FouseyTube is the kind of guy that gives homeless kids candy just because he knows they're allergic to it.

    • @Krigarar
      @Krigarar Před 7 lety +28

      The kind of guy that gives homeless kids candy, telling them to hold on to it until one day he comes back to claim and eat it himself.

    • @cr0be
      @cr0be Před 7 lety +20

      The type of guy who gives homeless kids candy to get them into his van

    • @ProfessorEdgy
      @ProfessorEdgy Před 7 lety +1

      True

    • @mr.snarpen6583
      @mr.snarpen6583 Před 7 lety +9

      I'm that kind of person.

  • @fionn2220
    @fionn2220 Před 6 měsíci +6

    "FOUSEY YOUVE GOT A PIG ON YOUR HEAD" might actually be one of the funniest bits ever posted on this entire site. It's been playing on loop in my head for 7 years.

  • @GeeForVendetta
    @GeeForVendetta Před 5 lety +112

    I like watching this community implode. Tired of some CZcamsrs being put on pedestals. Find real role models.

    • @woah6940
      @woah6940 Před 5 lety

      RukkusRadeo Please elaborate

    • @HermeticMoon
      @HermeticMoon Před 5 lety +7

      Implying the CZcams community will ever implode lol. The channels just canibalize each other whit "Drama/exposed" videos, but new one will take place of fallen ones perpetuating this cycle. I wonder whats the next channel that is gonna be exposed? Better go grab my Pop-corn

    • @lyndza1989
      @lyndza1989 Před 5 lety +4

      ya this guys the most selfish self centered person iv ever seen yet is so blind and thinks the exact opposite. if only he could see himself as he really is. HAHAH its sad.. i mean he said "his parents 1st house" they didnt even own their own home yet dangles one in front of them trying to making them believe theyre gifted one YET ITS REALLY HIS AND NOT A GIFT FOR THEM.. who does this?!?!! his mom sounded so sad and humiliated im not even goin to touch on what he did to that poor homeless man.. treating him subhuman. his channel should really be taken down ASAP. im angry at youtube for supporting this crap

    • @SomeOne-vf1rs
      @SomeOne-vf1rs Před 2 lety

      Are you talking about fouseytube or colossal?

  • @thegamingdweeb4689
    @thegamingdweeb4689 Před 7 lety +652

    Colossal is a smart man, he makes Baited entertaining by playing the devils advocate triggering Keem making the show funny and then Keem thinks he is making the show money while Colossal is sitting back making money and not having to force himself to be funny, in this since he is alone, he smashes Fousey over and over, making that super entertaining.

    • @thegamingdweeb4689
      @thegamingdweeb4689 Před 7 lety +1

      Thats not even the extent of how he milks every once of comedy and subs and money boost, mad respect for this guy.

    • @gracefullynx1800
      @gracefullynx1800 Před 7 lety +1

      I sorta don't get your comment. Can you make an inteligent conclusion please?

    • @thegamingdweeb4689
      @thegamingdweeb4689 Před 7 lety +2

      I am not here to teach you how intelligent Colossal is, im just here to give him praise

    • @WinkysWorldPsionicParallax
      @WinkysWorldPsionicParallax Před 7 lety +1

      Graceful Lynx He's Romanian...

    • @gracefullynx1800
      @gracefullynx1800 Před 7 lety +3

      The Gaming Dweeb What I meant is, if you can give me a little conclusion that would be Great. Not trying to sound, rude, Im just kind of confused, thats all.

  • @CORECOREII
    @CORECOREII Před 7 lety +272

    In the 7th grade our school had a anti bullying rally and they showed the Fouseytube bullying experiment

    • @akayysworld
      @akayysworld Před 7 lety +15

      CRINGE CORE fuck your school

    • @Yinte_Klop_Blunt666
      @Yinte_Klop_Blunt666 Před 7 lety +9

      That can't be true... did they seriously do that?

    • @baboonman846
      @baboonman846 Před 2 lety +3

      I wish Fousie went to my school so i could have bullied him lol

    • @feebsz384
      @feebsz384 Před 2 lety

      No way

    • @LayerInfinity
      @LayerInfinity Před 2 lety

      I recall a fouseytube video being played when I was in primary school. It was in the context of firework safety or something but the entire video consisted of Fousey dicking around to the point where the actual firefighters present told us to ignore the vid lel

  • @bloodmaker181
    @bloodmaker181 Před 9 měsíci +10

    i can’t be the only one here can i

    • @2alsen
      @2alsen Před 9 měsíci

      clearly not

  • @gShinobi_
    @gShinobi_ Před 3 lety +28

    Hey clown! I work at a retirement home in Britain, and it’s really clean and the elderly are nice people I think you would really get along with them. But I just wanna say that we have spots open for more elderly! So when you hit 70 (which I assume would be soon!) out doors are always open! Good day!

  • @VMiguelGonzales
    @VMiguelGonzales Před 5 lety +3471

    A part 2 would be so convenient now lmao

    • @juju_8898
      @juju_8898 Před 5 lety +119

      VMiguel Gonzales he said on Twitter he is working on it.

    • @vocexseta
      @vocexseta Před 5 lety +35

      Part 2 part 2 part 2
      Rip his The Secret bullshit into shreds.

    • @Nadiiiaax
      @Nadiiiaax Před 5 lety +5

      FUCK YESSSS

    • @DeluxeDietCoke
      @DeluxeDietCoke Před 5 lety +4

      VMiguel Gonzales indeed

    • @bahemutking12
      @bahemutking12 Před 5 lety +3

      Nintendude 64 421 now

  • @henryhein8177
    @henryhein8177 Před 7 lety +558

    i feel bad for you. working hard on this video just to get it copyright claimed.

    • @henryhein8177
      @henryhein8177 Před 7 lety +12

      besides that, this was worth the wait.

    • @theworldofpanda6559
      @theworldofpanda6559 Před 7 lety +14

      sucks but pussytube cant silence this.. only prolong the inevitable

    • @philliple123
      @philliple123 Před 7 lety +14

      Proof that "CZcams Heroes" is best renamed as CZcams Nazis.
      Edit: Corrected "Prove" to Proof. Sorry if that misled anybody.

    • @agirigoshiki2810
      @agirigoshiki2810 Před 7 lety +63

      Fouseytube is one self centered egg.

    • @MIEIRS243
      @MIEIRS243 Před 7 lety +5

      without fousey this video wouldn't even exist he's being a jerk and trying to make money off slandering someone else's name can you blame the guy?

  • @Conradweiss
    @Conradweiss Před 4 lety +23

    Colossal-
    I honestly love these so much and you definitely deserve so much credit for your videos. At work (I landscape) I put these on loop along with baited. Everything about this series in particular is perfect: the humor, the edits, the great points, everything. You are one of the best you tubers in my opinion and I’m proud your still at least a little bit active. I look forward to seeing your new content. Thank you clown.

  • @yanapopova1089
    @yanapopova1089 Před 3 lety +27

    Its been 3 years and this is still one of the best videos on CZcams. Cant change my mind

  • @thatcyanblur
    @thatcyanblur Před 7 lety +1321

    Clown, you are a true CZcams Hero.

  • @wackytackyjoel
    @wackytackyjoel Před 7 lety +465

    This is an actual documentary, quality shit. I'll be back next century to watch part 2.

    • @brvdleigh3546
      @brvdleigh3546 Před 7 lety +26

      Next millennia we will get part 2.

    • @gatchu2246
      @gatchu2246 Před 7 lety +20

      You people think we're getting part two? It's only a couple million years before the Earth is expected to die. How much time do you think we have?

    • @lilyachty8921
      @lilyachty8921 Před 7 lety +1

      +Bucket Suu few million years ok

    • @gatchu2246
      @gatchu2246 Před 7 lety +2

      Euan Murray You're right. We're not going to last that long.

    • @003mikeygaming
      @003mikeygaming Před 5 lety +4

      WackyTackyJoel sooner than you thought

  • @albinobama5744
    @albinobama5744 Před 4 lety +37

    He sounds like the narrator from Stanley parable.

  • @verysurreal
    @verysurreal Před 2 lety +23

    always gotta come back to watch this masterpiece every once and a while

  • @kirah2602
    @kirah2602 Před 6 lety +801

    The fact that my old school actually made us watch one of egghead’s fake ‘anti bullying’ videos still makes my blood boil years later.

    • @thepickleton1741
      @thepickleton1741 Před 6 lety +25

      betty baby We are here for you

    • @thatfoomilo1652
      @thatfoomilo1652 Před 6 lety +6

      Same here we had to watch that video back in elementary and middle school

    • @DancingDionysus
      @DancingDionysus Před 6 lety +20

      And then adults declare we know what what's best for our children.

    • @ogisanchez69
      @ogisanchez69 Před 5 lety +4

      What school ? Should of reported it to the police .

    • @donnanhuggler8451
      @donnanhuggler8451 Před 5 lety +1

      Your school bullied you? Lol

  • @Skullooky
    @Skullooky Před 7 lety +361

    Is this a dream? He uploaded a video!?

  • @TheStickpeople1000
    @TheStickpeople1000 Před 5 lety +33

    The editing and overall quality and consistent thematic of these videos still amaze me.

  • @rudrank819
    @rudrank819 Před 3 lety +10

    Man I forgot how savage Colossal was

  • @franciasii2435
    @franciasii2435 Před 7 lety +1263

    Legend has it... That if FouseyTube: An Alternate reality part: 2 comes out. The greatest and most well made video will finally exist...

    • @deepaknadar5996
      @deepaknadar5996 Před 7 lety +19

      My name is JEFF

    • @bait1s
      @bait1s Před 7 lety +24

      Francias II it's coming, Clown was waiting for Fousey to inevitably do some stupid shit again

    • @kanawaaluchack5363
      @kanawaaluchack5363 Před 6 lety +1

      cdebdebr where it is

    • @TheTrashman9
      @TheTrashman9 Před 6 lety +1

      Cool. This has 666 likes. Does this mean video is finally comin out?

    • @Steve-sz4bh
      @Steve-sz4bh Před 5 lety +7

      It is coming very soon

  • @yobin3711
    @yobin3711 Před 7 lety +273

    12:50 Excuse me? "Going through suicide"? If they're currently going through the process of committing suicide, it's a bit too fucking late to try and help them now.

    • @releasethekraken5039
      @releasethekraken5039 Před 7 lety +32

      I can already see Yousef poking the mangled corpse of a depressed tween and saying
      "you need a hand, bro?"

    • @Reagan1984
      @Reagan1984 Před 7 lety +14

      releasethekraken
      "....You wanna act in my pranks?"

    • @7ellowY
      @7ellowY Před 7 lety +28

      I CANT GET THE CAP OFF!

    • @vulkantheprimarch8905
      @vulkantheprimarch8905 Před 7 lety +1

      Matthew Fitzsimmons topkek

    • @thebasedgodmax1163
      @thebasedgodmax1163 Před 7 lety +8

      *stares at a dead person hanging from a bridge* 'Come on! You don't need to do this!'

  • @supaa4512
    @supaa4512 Před 4 lety +24

    Holy shit it's almost going to be 3 years since this dropped? This was like the most hyped and anticipated video of 2016

    • @LowIntSpecimen
      @LowIntSpecimen Před 2 lety +6

      i know it's still early in the year, but how was 2016 6 years ago what the fuck

    • @supaa4512
      @supaa4512 Před 2 lety

      @@LowIntSpecimen facts man this shit is crazy

    • @chiefsosaa300
      @chiefsosaa300 Před rokem

      @@LowIntSpecimen what the fuck indeed my friend

    • @dudenugget
      @dudenugget Před rokem

      @@LowIntSpecimen its fucked up

  • @whehevbehshwjjq
    @whehevbehshwjjq Před 5 lety +121

    Who’s here because they forget everything said in the original and they’re about too watch part 2?

    • @blazebeats9420
      @blazebeats9420 Před 5 lety

      when dafuq dis nigga droppin part toew

    • @blazebeats9420
      @blazebeats9420 Před 5 lety

      ik im watching it rn I might jack off to it im so excited mmmmm momma

  • @joshwhite-pullerofstrings9518

    i hate how youtube is basically quantity over quality. leafy puts out mediocre roast videos every single day and has millions sub while clown makes fucking AMAZING thought out roasts once every few months and doesnt get shit.... *sigh*

    • @cheeesypuffs
      @cheeesypuffs Před 7 lety +9

      its the fucking algorithm

    • @Die217
      @Die217 Před 7 lety +1

      Josh White leafy and colossal are major friends

    • @calebjh2003
      @calebjh2003 Před 7 lety

      they are friends

    • @cryometric1567
      @cryometric1567 Před 7 lety +6

      That doesn't matter? The point still stands

    • @housemusic4456
      @housemusic4456 Před 7 lety

      ikr if clown (or anyone ftm) was somehow able to push out quality like this every week he'd be rich. not just that he exposes the people who deserve it most.

  • @kankerkebs15
    @kankerkebs15 Před 7 lety +545

    did you get the money back though?

    • @IVOLTS1
      @IVOLTS1 Před 7 lety +95

      On twitter he said no :(

    • @davidth7286
      @davidth7286 Před 7 lety +12

      Kebour Indris No he didn't

    • @215whysoserious
      @215whysoserious Před 7 lety +14

      with the new copyright law for youtube...when someone strikes a video the money earned goes into an escro account and whoever wins the case...or in this case fousey backed off....the original creator will get the money from the first week of video because that when its most viewed or the money will go to the original owner of the content if the copyright case is upheld...problem is this may have taken place before the new change so he may have lost his most profitable days... hopefully clown files a civil case to recuperate his initial upload ad sense... part 2 will not be pulled down because fousey could get prosecuted for filing a false report a second time.

    • @basicusername430
      @basicusername430 Před 7 lety

      Doctor Dutch the new change was a couple of days ago I think so colossal probably lost the money

    • @basicusername430
      @basicusername430 Před 7 lety

      JacksScope are you talking about H3H3's (I can't remember the actual name so...) FUPA?

  • @ultraviolet119
    @ultraviolet119 Před 4 lety +4

    These are the kind of videos I can fall asleep to. That’s a compliment btw

  • @Zerinity42
    @Zerinity42 Před 5 lety +3

    How am I just learning about this glorious Adonis of sarcasm and brilliance? I have to binge all of your content sir! Lol

  • @loganwoods9232
    @loganwoods9232 Před 7 lety +479

    Contact h3h3 for the fupa (fair use protection association) thing, I just can't believe this rat already copyrighted your video after all the effort you put into this.

    • @Big-Sexy
      @Big-Sexy Před 7 lety +34

      H3H3 is a money hungry jew.

    • @hvacr_wa4282
      @hvacr_wa4282 Před 7 lety +17

      Well he is Jewish, you are correct on that.

    • @loganwoods9232
      @loganwoods9232 Před 7 lety

      Holy fucking shit 139 likes damn I thought this would be lost in the comments lol

    • @daphnedjokict
      @daphnedjokict Před 7 lety +1

      thats proly a good idea

    • @se4949
      @se4949 Před 7 lety

      Logan Woods please do contact fupa

  • @luukipuuk3537
    @luukipuuk3537 Před 7 lety +280

    I hate myself for believing these pranks or experiments when they first came out. That was like 3-4 years ago when I was 12 fuck

    • @BellwetherKun
      @BellwetherKun Před 7 lety +29

      We've all thought it was real at least onve

    • @psychedelicc
      @psychedelicc Před 7 lety +19

      sadly I was subscribed to him back in the day

    • @joshuareznik9234
      @joshuareznik9234 Před 6 lety +5

      Mmh, that makes you 15-18... mmh

    • @Chu-XO
      @Chu-XO Před 6 lety +21

      joshua reznik Another stellar theory, Sherlock

    • @drifter402
      @drifter402 Před 6 lety

      That's how they get away with it

  • @LittleKawaiiT
    @LittleKawaiiT Před 5 lety +3

    I'm so glad I found your channel, I respect a creator when they put more into their videos. They don't need to upload every second damn day, but if your giving me something I can sink my teeth in to; something that gets me thinking then that is better then if you have 1000 videos. I like your style and to me this felt more like a journalism piece then someone just making a youtube video. I am now a fan :D

  • @darkhumor7400
    @darkhumor7400 Před 4 lety +21

    everything in this video is amazing and well researched but as an arab usually when the son gets married he takes his family home and buys his parents a new house or they all live together within one house.

  • @Chubbs
    @Chubbs Před 7 lety +1347

    Fuck me, 40 minutes long. Can't wait for this shit

  • @steakandeggs559
    @steakandeggs559 Před 5 lety +1088

    This video aged well

    • @OdaSwifteye
      @OdaSwifteye Před 5 lety +48

      We had to wait a couple years for it to reach peak flavor.

    • @1stdragoniod755
      @1stdragoniod755 Před 5 lety

      @@OdaSwifteye Yes, but where is it now?

    • @casualcyberguy1314
      @casualcyberguy1314 Před 5 lety

      @@levvy3006
      No

    • @biblical_figure
      @biblical_figure Před 5 lety

      @@LILREMAlNS nice shilling

    • @wubbalubbadubdub4991
      @wubbalubbadubdub4991 Před 5 lety

      Dead asssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

  • @dimman77
    @dimman77 Před 2 lety +9

    Here from NERDCITY.

  • @Weaverbeats
    @Weaverbeats Před 6 lety +366

    Fouseytube wanna be drake soooo bad

  • @peachycupcake
    @peachycupcake Před 7 lety +246

    18:06 being bald is proof you're not homeless, ok

  • @skunky-lee
    @skunky-lee Před rokem +3

    I am so stoked I found you in my rabbit hole of CZcams lore and history

  • @iois4704
    @iois4704 Před 3 lety +5

    Clown is seriously underrated, I can't believe how much hard work this video took him, but seriously he deserves all respect.

  • @mackenziebasaraba
    @mackenziebasaraba Před 7 lety +415

    This video is so well done

  • @kennelboy98
    @kennelboy98 Před 7 lety +299

    I think Colossus is a psychologist in his every day life. He talks like one and it makes sense.

  • @kingghidorah1212
    @kingghidorah1212 Před 4 lety +7

    23:08 the earthworm jim compiled with his progress pics nonchalantly killed me

  • @borispagel9321
    @borispagel9321 Před 5 lety +1

    Amazing! Going to watch part two now! Had to watch all of this first! 44 mins and 54 seconds worth it !!

  • @ReliantX
    @ReliantX Před 7 lety +769

    That's disgusting that he claimed the video...

    • @ReliantX
      @ReliantX Před 7 lety +62

      Yeah, the hypocritical rat doesn't deserve a cent.

    • @UksiHattu12
      @UksiHattu12 Před 7 lety +3

      Proof?

    • @shinisaber
      @shinisaber Před 7 lety +2

      sup reliant how the studying going

    • @1335KC
      @1335KC Před 7 lety

      "kickass minecraft videos" eww

    • @youtuberobbedmeofmyname
      @youtuberobbedmeofmyname Před 7 lety +7

      "he claimed he video"
      "it was autoclaimed second after upload"
      Well isnt that a fucking mess?

  • @BoggerYT
    @BoggerYT Před 7 lety +295

    I want Colossal to be my therapist

    • @sarahlinna505
      @sarahlinna505 Před 6 lety

      Same

    • @Dementeddd
      @Dementeddd Před 6 lety +6

      THE PICKLETON17 I’m glad I’m not the only one who saw that lmao

  • @hamzakamran7665
    @hamzakamran7665 Před 5 lety +2

    I have been checking this channel every day for 2 weeks just to be sure I didn't miss Fousey Tube: An Alternate Reality part 2. I am waiting Clown, please grant us salvation.

  • @kodiekulp
    @kodiekulp Před 9 měsíci +5

    Colossal, we need the final fousey installment.
    Colossal, please, finish this by doing a trilogy .
    You can use the newest Fousey airport adventure and put a wonderful ending/button on the fever dream that is Fousey.
    Cheers, Colossal!

  • @covertboat3876
    @covertboat3876 Před 7 lety +177

    he has a really expensive voice he can make money from that

  • @ponkpunk0
    @ponkpunk0 Před 7 lety +393

    44 minutes of colossal??? Who found the dragon balls???

  • @sandychristie9712
    @sandychristie9712 Před 5 lety +5

    Honestly this is still one of the most comprehensive and entertaining commentary videos on CZcams. Keep it up colossal and please just get angry about morgz once in a video

  • @matejstojanov1561
    @matejstojanov1561 Před 3 lety +8

    Ah, 2016. A simpler time.

  • @saparya656460
    @saparya656460 Před 7 lety +140

    Fouseytube-an alternative reality 2 is the video equivalent of Half Life 3

  • @theevernet1252
    @theevernet1252 Před 7 lety +125

    His acting I must say sucks. Fouseytube is doing a crap job at pretending to be suicidal. If you were suicidal, you would be crying, having a mental break down. He just pretends to be a toddler throwing a fit about not getting the toy he wanted for Christmas.

  • @UntalentedSakura
    @UntalentedSakura Před 4 lety +1

    I only just recently found your channel and I love how breutally honestly you are not joking or being sarcastic either I genuinely love it 👌💙

  • @Planko991
    @Planko991 Před 9 měsíci +5

    aged like fine wine

  • @Jack-ux6pu
    @Jack-ux6pu Před 7 lety +737

    Hey Colossal, I love the video, but there were some issues I had. For one, the editing was so over the top it distracted me from your actual points. Also, the whole 'pig on your head' section had nothing to do with the video and seemingly served no purpose. Those are subjective things of course, but I still think the video would be better without seemingly random things popping in. With this out of the way, the video was still amazing. Keep up the good work!

    • @colossaliscrazy
      @colossaliscrazy  Před 7 lety +481

      The 'pig on your head' thing isn't that random. The joke is FouseyTube refuses to see the obvious. He says he buys his parents a house, literally titles the video that way, uses it to defend himself in that really hypocritical video he made on drama channels; all the time refusing to see that he DIDN'T actually buy his parents a house to the point he might even believe it himself so that his own mother has to call him out for it. And that's the joke; putting a pig on his head, something that's SO obviously there it's ridiculous, but still refuting it. An exaggerated comparison to emphasis the point with comedy. As for the editing, maybe I overdid it a bit, I don't know, I will probably not make it that intensive in the future. Thanks for watching man, glad you liked it.

    • @testuser12
      @testuser12 Před 7 lety +71

      Subscribe to Dolan Dark

    • @Jack-ux6pu
      @Jack-ux6pu Před 7 lety +19

      Colossal Is Crazy Thank you for the quick reply! I hope I didn't offend you with my somewhat blunt wording. Even when clarified, I still think the video could have benefited more without it by using another, slightly easier to understand gag to show the same point you were attempting to convey. Anyway, have a good day.

    • @ChrisLC43
      @ChrisLC43 Před 7 lety +54

      editting kept my attention the entire video. hard to do that w/ a 45min video.

    • @tonyrahme96
      @tonyrahme96 Před 7 lety +15

      I thought the "pig on your head" joke was satire of how Muslims don't eat pork. (Mother exposes son for eating pork :p) I dunno, just thought of all the things that you could have used for this joke, you went with using a pig

  • @majkutisusernameom
    @majkutisusernameom Před 7 lety +144

    destroyed...too bad that the attention span of most of youtube audience is too low for this video

    • @danielhewson4132
      @danielhewson4132 Před 7 lety +12

      I think it is more having to listen to fousey for 40 mins is horrifying. Just colossal makes it worth it o.o

    • @WhiteZet1
      @WhiteZet1 Před 7 lety

      +come here and shake that pussy
      Regarding your second comment, specifically the:
      "He should have cut off a bit of the time and made it at least maybe 20 minutes or something like that"
      Well there is too much shit to cover over when it's about a CZcamsr like Fousey. I think he covered a lot of it quite well. The video was really enjoyable to say the least.
      Also if you make a short video and have less clips less countering his words etc. he could have this video slightly backfire on him as FouseyTube could counter these statements easier etc.

    • @Grapefruit5000
      @Grapefruit5000 Před 7 lety +1

      My attention span isn't too small, I personally just couldn't care less about fouseytube and those other fake prank channels. They're all shit and this has never been a secret so tbh I wish Colossal would have chosen a more interesting topic.

    • @drodriguez3293
      @drodriguez3293 Před 7 lety

      not for the people on this channel lol you sound real high and mighty, it's annoying

    • @WhiteZet1
      @WhiteZet1 Před 7 lety

      *****
      Spit the same shit he always has and make some people still buy this shit. If the video talks more and clearly on them then less people would buy his shit.
      If Clown made this video shorter it would present these things less clearly and give more space for Fousey to talk back.

  • @katieeasley4678
    @katieeasley4678 Před 3 lety +2

    I have watched both of the Fousey videos once a month for like 10 months straight. God I love Clown.

  • @joe-xr6dr
    @joe-xr6dr Před 4 lety +17

    Yall ever notice how his mom literally just killed his whole video idea when she exposed him

  • @owenbird519
    @owenbird519 Před 7 lety +173

    Nothing will ever beat the old intro

  • @FreshToast
    @FreshToast Před 7 lety +392

    Am I the only one who really liked the new editing style?

    • @FreshToast
      @FreshToast Před 7 lety +5

      Well most people in the comments felt that the bubble text and transitions were too distracting. I personally felt they only added to the look of the video.

    • @evanblake5252
      @evanblake5252 Před 7 lety

      I like it.

    • @keenanmccarty9925
      @keenanmccarty9925 Před 7 lety +7

      I liked the old one better, but as always colossal has top notch production value for CZcams

    • @ethancoates6647
      @ethancoates6647 Před 7 lety +1

      I couldn't fucking understand what was happening.

    • @NewVinecompilation
      @NewVinecompilation Před 7 lety

      I

  • @Saturn08
    @Saturn08 Před rokem +12

    years after i watch this, and the rape section. god it hits so much harder. i was raped as a child. between ages 0 until about 6 and after i became a teenager too. after coming to terms with how incredibly traumatising that was, seeing this makes me want to cry. he makes me sick

    • @AtomsTired
      @AtomsTired Před rokem +7

      I’m sorry. I hope you’re doing well now.

  • @cowplum946
    @cowplum946 Před 5 lety +18

    I heard about this from other youtubers and thought this guy would have millions of subscribers wow he’s under rated

  • @mchase4
    @mchase4 Před 7 lety +341

    One of the finest videos I've ever seen. Simply superb. The research, editing, and time it took to make this. Hats off to you.

  • @daroachdoggjr7497
    @daroachdoggjr7497 Před 7 lety +117

    He's the kind of person who will give a starving child a sesame seed and parade his selfless act around.

    • @glideo
      @glideo Před 7 lety +13

      Nah, he's more the type to give a homeless man a dollar and act like nobody else on youtube is as generous as him while making thousands off that video alone.

    • @DarkTriadSSBM
      @DarkTriadSSBM Před 7 lety +24

      then he takes the sesame seed back from the kid once he has all the footage

    • @Reagan1984
      @Reagan1984 Před 7 lety

      Then he'll go to some fancy ass restaurant, feeling all proud.

    • @420roachdoggjr
      @420roachdoggjr Před 6 měsíci

      roach dogg jr spotted

  • @emersonsawesome7629
    @emersonsawesome7629 Před 5 lety +10

    The roll of that R in arthritis is just perfect

  • @CASHXRAT
    @CASHXRAT Před 5 lety

    Good work man, can tell a lot of effort went into making this. Good writing and editing n all that.

  • @brendopls
    @brendopls Před 7 lety +429

    Colossal died for our sins and left his tomb 5 days later