Garbage malware

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Today I am going to show you the most abominable pieces of self-made malware I've been recently sent. Please don't bombard my mailbox asking to review your batch malware. I will not, keep that in mind. As usual, I apologize for excessive toxicity in that video. 😄
Timestamps:
0:00 - Intro
0:29 - Trash
1:30 - Garbage
2:28 - Abhorrent trend
3:47 - A dumpster
4:36 - Amogus lolololol
5:59 - Outro
Still got questions? Don't hesitate, send them to [e-mail]!
Hope you have a great day!
#endermanch #trash #malware

[@Pixelcraftian]

“This is a sham, viewers.”
_”I don’t even see a sham.”_

[@loltyler8816]

Lol😂

[@ceoofshitpost1271]

Verified youtuber hunt

[@cycrothelargeplanet]

Yo pixel

[@cycrothelargeplanet]

I was a big fan of you

[@aka_littes9769]

lol

[@choppergunner8650]

E-mail: "Here's my virus. It seriously destroys the PC"
Built-in e-mail Avast: f r e e o f v i r u s e s

[@Kristibek]

When even Avast knows the virus is trash

[@clementpruvost8670]

I'm proud of France, my country.

[@unstoppableluckq9985]

Free of viruses or free viruses?🤔

[@choppergunner8650]

@@unstoppableluckq9985 More like, free of content. That shit is trash lmaooo

[@unstoppableluckq9985]

@@choppergunner8650 yessirrr agreeddd

[@Windows11Official]

Me: "Hey these viruses aren't actually that bad"
Enderman: "Disgusting"
Me: "Disgusting"

[@Angela-Merkel]

Most of them were simple e-bombs so yea they're pretty bad

[@ipad6gaming659]

*Windows 10 defender is sleeping*
ME:creepy Windows defender

[@imthebestblackmen]

@@talkinglukashenko4303 sorry dude got little stressed

[@talkinglukashenko4303]

@@imthebestblackmen it's ok

[@fazohny7085]

@@talkinglukashenko4303 czcams.com/video/BPd5ynwVOSg/video.html

[@awwastor]

Someone should make a virus that removes the “You need to activate windows” message in the corner on inactivated windows, and show a message “You need to deactivate Windows” on legal copies.

[@skorhed287]

yes

[@Minimum3Dashers]

exactly! just modify it instead of removing.

[@dragonistana]

Please

[@avatard.chiken4811]

oh fuck yea

[@RealDreadmania]

I'll do it.

[@Indoseptic]

He is the Gordon Ramsay of malware

[@NotJohnTanner]

The virus is fuckin RAW

[@forestfaint9269]

Where's the malware sauce?!

[@PlanetComputer]

sdfg

[@HouraisanShijuunana]

BRUH I ACTUALLY COMMENTED IN THE COMMENTS WITHOUT LOOKING FOR THE COMMENTS IF IT'S ALREADY HERE XDDDDDDD

[@maxmara9864]

The malware tastes like fuckin shit you idiot XD

[@EStartive]

Imagine needing to tell your victim to run your .exe file as an administrator because you were too lazy to figure it out.

[@VoltedV1]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@PlanetComputer]

fas

[@politicallyambiguous8424]

Indeed. Like that wouldn't be suspicious.

[@monnamonsta]

ikr

[@Versuffe]

@T3ch M4hst3r school computers or work or non admin users will have to sign in to a user

[@MessiKepp]

malware in 2010s: stronk
malware in 2020s: please run as admin!1!1!1!

[@randomgoogleaccount4868]

Malware 2010: i renamed every folder
I encrypted everything
Malware 2020: yOuR ComPiler is UnlIcensEd

[@ChloekabanOfficial]

@idk what to put here *2023

[@QuantumScratcher]

2010: ALL YOUR FILES HAVE BEEN ENCRYPTED
2020: tHiS PrOgRaM WaS MaDe wItH An uNlIcEnSeD CoMpIlEr

[@crepechan]

@Inky! • 800y ago *2069

[@BlackBloodCombatClub]

One time a friend of mine got a virus that changed every file to a PDF

[@Palexite]

Baby shark Trojan: “HAHAHAHAHAHA, I SIGNED YOU OUT OF YOUR PC-“
Enderman: (pulls task manager out, and ends task.)

[@pold111]

technically all that did was end explorer and enderman restarted it so

[@GulibleKarma20]

you need to use SHUTDOWN /p to make it not give a warning

[@xian654]

clad

[@Dark_Ninja77]

he aborted the shutdown then started the windows explorer again
technically every program was shut down including the trojan but he started the pc again

[@krzysztofw8809]

Everyone:brain damage
Enderman, an intellectual: *I n t e l l e c t u a l d a m a g e *

[@krzysztofw8809]

@@minecraftify95 yes i know because i often even play minecraft so thats cool that he is a mob

[@fendy5124]

@@minecraftify95 everyone knows what minecraft is for fucks sake

[@sashikip]

wooosh

[@boxofcereal]

Reminds me of that part in Papers Please where someone tries to plant a bomb and when the guard sees it he just starts ranting about how low quality and poorly produced it is.

[@quitequeerquesadilla]

I love how this guy reacts to programs made to literally trash a person's computer like they're barely a mild inconvenience

[@T1MAGEDDON]

because they're really not that destructive, worst they can do is bluescreen due to how much junk they run at once

[@GogiRegion]

@@T1MAGEDDON Agreed. These were basically all just things written by script kiddies who watched a video on how to write a virus in Visual Basic with no actual computer knowledge on how to do any real damage.

[@teresapacura4418]

@@GogiRegion i wanna make some malware and send it to him though im 11 and i have no clue how to code. im not gonna watch a short tutorial and go "oh ok ima make some garbage and send it"

[@epicmanpog7846]

@@teresapacura4418 please don't post your age online

[@MrAsynchro]

@@epicmanpog7846 uh what is that gonna do lol

[@solarisz8118]

*"Ugh what am i thinking"*
*"It's a website made by a Toddler"*
LMAO

[@adabillleon8749]

@Yeroc 64 no you kid,it was a fuckin joke

[@indeepjable]

well, it did indeed look like that
it was on a generic website host aswell

[@neofox2526]

they used wix 💀💀

[@RealDimka]

@@neofox2526 they don't know about Glitch and how to code in HTML 🗿

[@cowcode]

@@RealDimka Replit is better

[@estellebright2579]

These “malware” dont even bother to delete random system files or just destroy computer to whatever extent. Prank software at best imo, or should I say, prank script?
Thanks Enderman for delivering this.

[@np-3]

When the .bat is SUS 😳😳

[@keef2582]

XD

[@aviaspotter32]

Mogus referenc???????

[@Barzz]

getout.

[@selections199]

@@Barzz no u hahaha

[@jack11e.]

amalware us

[@thepwrtank18]

"Sent from Mail for Windows 10"
immediate red flag

[@djcrafter9626]

1:36
No one:
Absolutely no one:
Avast:
NoPe NoT a ViRuS

[@delinep7286]

When a kid makes malware:

[@Versuffe]

I know.
Forkbomb .bat viruses are easy to make, just do a multi use .bat virus, that opens itself, forkbombs, disables internet and antivirus, copy itself to startup, mess system and more, in compatibility tab just make it run as admin

[@autimso7169]

amogus

[@delinep7286]

@@Versuffe Yeah, and just don't put references to any songs made for babies.

[@cycrothelargeplanet]

@@delinep7286 baby shark has 7.8 billion views...

[@Dsyboot]

Jajajaja its treu

[@UlzYT]

That thumbnail is a work of art

[@EStartive]

As always.

[@amynrobbyshalkowsk-mcgrath5917]

Yes

[@equilibrum999]

"I am not the Error Ramware, guys."
"HE IS THE ERROR RAMWARE!"

[@lorishofer2889]

-4:44
when the virus doesn't even get recognized by your AV, you know you've done something wrong...

[@mtge]

Garbage Malware:
Malware from Indian "Microsoft Technicians": *O_O*

[@Sunny_chips]

@@Sophron. Lol

[@joacogg_yt]

Your profile picture killed me xd

[@mtge]

@@joacogg_yt xd

[@Random3DAnimations]

L0p p

[@mtge]

@@Random3DAnimations da fuq?

[@rodaguj5718]

1:36 "Garanti sans virus"
thats so "good" that the email can't detect it

[@izkuipers]

Here's one for you:
Create a batch file, and put "%0 | %0" in it (without quotes)
run it, and be greeted with the smallest fork bomb out there.

[@DatBoi_TheGudBIAS]

Now I'm curious, idk shit about vb
I see 2 0s so I assume dats a division by 0?

[@dustytux]

Run this in your phone:
*_boom() { boom|boom & }; boom_*

[@morg_ons9]

4:15
what's funny is that I used that software before.
what's dirty about it is that the stuff you """""compile""""" with it only works on your pc.
if you attempt to use it on any other, it won't work and it will force you to buy the pro license to remove it

[@UriahStuff]

What software?

[@idogaming3532]

​@@UriahStuffBAT2EXE.

[@rogehmarbi]

This video is spitting out so much roast I can smell the ashes through my PC

[@AvEnth1]

underrated comment

[@ventalariondalord2786]

@@basedSkeleton rated comment

[@DyingSimulator]

@@basedSkeleton comment comment

[@winterblox1]

A fucking comment

[@theunknownguy1527]

@@DyingSimulator⠀

[@krzysztofw8809]

1:46 that reminds me of one of the msg boxes in MEMZ ☺

[@kronoseqq]

Yes

[@armandoroman6070]

Omg thank you! This was an extremely useful and simple tutorial. I'm not sure if I would have been able to install without it

[@elliottwashere]

"this site might be sus"
*amogus*

[@the_red_wolf8244]

amogus

[@littletonlover1619]

Hi I'm the creator of the very very (harmless) virus, I'm here to tell you im happy you got the joke :-)

[@TheKweenII_09]

🤣🤣

[@WindowsBetaCamp]

That 1 dislike is the creator of one of those trash malwares.

[@pancakes4795]

well i get why theyd be mad, they mightve worked rlly hard on it just to get trashed in a video by the guy they sent it to

[@monnamonsta]

7 now

[@_Crazyman109]

@@pancakes4795 these aren’t hard to make

[@new_guy1w]

35

[@pancakes4795]

@@_Crazyman109 i know but these are obviously beginners, god knows how long it took them to find out how to code in cmd prompt

[@JetSetDman]

“It’s been a while since I made a video about the trash malware people send me”
God, that’s nearing Michael Reeves levels of “the things you send me are fucking awful” and i love it

[@nb70783]

that baby shark "virus" is seriously very annoying though

[@user-juoig7799]

Most of this malware was mostly harmless fork bombs that just make the computer get really laggy and eventually crash.

[@Cxltyy]

0:56 calculator jumpscare

[@kirbycube]

when I saw "this site may be sus" part of me died

[@the_red_wolf8244]

amogus

[@littletonlover1619]

Lol I felt the same when I made it :-)

[@AntiCassNeedsHelp]

@@littletonlover1619 YO-

[@AntiCassNeedsHelp]

Send me the bat file and I will totally improve it, maybe?​@@littletonlover1619

[@GroupNebula563]

1:06 this inspired me to make a fork bomb that spams “you have been fake prank not virused” in cmd

[@pipez_7595]

I just wanna make a malware that occasionally opens notepad and types gibberish slowly.

[@therealchaosguy]

Nah nah, it just slowly and painfully cycles your desktop through every frame of rickroll while removing every icon
Edit: You can still use the files, they’re just all renamed “gottem” with no icon so you have to guess what’s what, hope you memorized!

[@lordpumpkinhead265]

Make it happen at random intervals, force itself to be the top thing open, zero way to minimize it, and make it like half a second per character for 10 minutes to be truly evil.

[@oosha2000]

Baby sharkware lol
The best way to overcome addiction to baby shark for your young siblings.

[@HeidenLam]

Next, make a “Awesome Malware” video with those intentional trash malware.

[@rootabeta9015]

Someone should hook him up with actually decent malware. It doesn't take too much to build an AV-resistant executable that hands full control over to some yokel with a copy of msf...

[@falajdog]

I learned all the window works from the past to the present. You helped me. Thank you very much Enderman "Your videos are very useful!

[@kevinjoarand7907]

Great video, I really like how you know how to act in those situations, I know it shouldn't be too hard if you know what you're doing. But yea I'd probs be helpess, but I'm also planning to go learn programming in the future so maybe then I'll understand better what you're doing :D

[@zombs0]

ctrl+shift+esc for taskmgr then you just cancel shutdown with shutdown -a and restart explorer

[@KingGamingReal]

the sequel to one of the best videos on the channel

[@codrutx]

This is one of my favorite series.

[@Minto107]

Wow, this is kind of stuff one would create in primary school

[@Yuzemite]

To me, the Baby Shark one is like the cheap version of the 000 virus.

[@mr_who_is_thebacon9156]

1:55 damn

[@kronoseqq]

whyy

[@07whaleboy]

Video is up again! Yay!
Edit: Now I don't have to watch that reupload again! Phew! Also, I'm the first to comment on this reinstated video!

[@qwertoony4243]

this guy can absolutely DESTROY any program instantly

[@ReidAstrea]

This guy is savage, he is just roasting everyone lmao

[@Chocice75]

Why do people always label their not-so-good malware (can you even call a forkbomb malware?) as a virus? Viruses hide themselves in other files, none of those "viruses" hid themselves in other files. (And most of them were just boring forkbombs.)

[@pokeskyler2718]

I love you're vids. They inspire me a lot because my dad dosent let me install virtual box. Also keep up the good work!

[@TtEL]

your*

[@pokeskyler2718]

@@TtEL thanks for the correction.

[@heart_locket2]

your'e* ​@@TtEL

[@nandor613]

4:58 Amogus Garry's mod... My dream has come true!!!
5:23
What...
Oh no, not again!

[@glazinglilly9589]

5:36 pause, screenshot, read on the toilet

[@Truescreen]

Plot twist: The malware was meant to cause intellectual damage instead of property damage.

[@fakerickcommentingonmemes5223]

4:53 When the site is sus 😳

[@VoAviation]

(insert jerma face)

[@yodokat]

I made the website lol

[@mystic07__80]

Viruses: We are gonna destroy pc's
Enderman with task manager:Am i a joke to you?

[@del3740]

1:31
“this is my first malware”
“guaranteed without virus”
LMAOAOAOOA

[@satin360]

3:55 2013 flashbacks

[@Iwantthehandlesillydemon]

i accidentally found a way to skip the OOBE in windows 10, while its at the "getting ready" screen you need to restart. then it will give you an error but you can shift+f10 this screen so run explorer and your in. please im just 8 and i dont feel like testing it again:).

[@theairblow]

You're legally not allowed to have a Google account.

[@CatCraftYT]

@@theairblow who gives a crap

[@VoAviation]

@@theairblow smh man let the kid enjoy

[@VoAviation]

@@theairblow Also, according to the ToS, "if you are a minor in your country, you must always have your parent or guardian’s permission before using the Service" which means he can legally have an account.

[@theairblow]

@@VoAviation, afaik children under 13 should use CZcams for Kids, and this video is not marked as "content for children", so he faked his birthday when he registered an account

[@Fishadee]

I have been subbed to you since around 70 subs. Man you’ve grown!

[@lillythefox21283]

0:40 Vbs scrips can run PowerShell commands that could use a UAC bypass to edit registry and all sorts with administrator privileges

[@vapor-sings]

These chapter names are amazing lol

[@PointFear]

in terms of

[@maykab]

"Hi!This is my first malware! It seriously destroys your PC!"
Me: I regret seeing this.
🥚🥚🥚🥚 Happy Easter! 🥚🥚🥚🥚

[@kronoseqq]

:(

[@kronoseqq]

But idk how to turn a batch to executable legitly

[@imold1029]

@@kronoseqq are you one of the guys who made malware on this video?

[@three-two-onesas]

3:56 thats my favorite song!

[@s0n1x_]

great vid as always endermanch :D

[@bruthababoon4277]

“This site may be sus” is easily the best part of the video

[@GreenC-yl7hs]

I'm so sad.... there was this one song you used to use a ton, but now I can't find it anymore.

[@Simp4FluffyBlankets]

I love the error say baby shark doddododododdodododod!!! Lol that was funny

[@yodokat]

Hey! Its me, the guy who made gmod free cracked. Lemme say that now im a pc game modder, cgi animator, and vfx artist!

[@Minty4614]

When the site is sus.😳😳😳😳😳

[@rainyxdays497]

widows

[@deadassbird3763]

*mirrorsoft widows*

[@Kim5_plays_THEVOID]

2:55 BAbY ShaRk DOdoDodODoododododoOdDoDDodoODO

[@Milanesso777]

"Sans virus" *why is wanna cry playing megalovania*

[@imperatusmauser7096]

That unliscenced compiler shit hits hard. Same thing happened to me bruh

[@btarg1]

I would love to see reviews of the good ones that your viewers have made! I'd be happy to submit my own too

[@bummbumm6]

2:10 discord? send link lol kürbis

[@timnit2]

5:24
Enderman:there was an attempt. A disgusting one at that

[@ieuuuu]

I did get a “your pc will restart in 1 minute” then I got a recovery screen for low memory LOL

[@TheIndianRoaster]

The cal.vbs is my virus lol 😂

[@TheIndianRoaster]

Eh

[@autimso7169]

@@TheIndianRoaster Eh

[@TheIndianRoaster]

@Lucas Zhu I know how to use a *VM* but I wanted to be in his video lol 😂

[@TheIndianRoaster]

@Lucas Zhu I use VMware

[@jtracome87]

good video
haven't watched it yet, but you can't go wrong with enderman

[@GuyWhoChad]

that baby_shark trojan somewhat was good, and the death virus was also great!

[@sambam2488]

How do you counter a virus/malware like the cpu was full and then with a command it was gone. And the screen was black and it was fixed all of a sudden

[@vexanval]

Im suprised someone just didnt write in a .bat file
"del system32" lol it works

[@rbxless]

"garry's mod cracked"
4 year olds: *s u s*

[@littletonlover1619]

Lol true - from the creator (me)

[@CrazycatASG]

I lost my sh*t at 4:36. I CAN'T ESCAPE EVEN USING ENDERMEN

[@depmknd179]

i just love that you can just stop all virus lol love it

[@Claustrophobiq]

day one of asking for a danooct1 collab

[@rogehmarbi]

Danooct still active these days? Used to watch him like 6-7 years ago along with TomKTW

[@Claustrophobiq]

@@rogehmarbi yeah he took a break for like a whole year because his daughter was sick but he is back now. I haven't been watching him nearly as long as you

[@skonaslp]

What happened to malwat.ch and why are you developing malwarewatch.org?

[@enkaidos]

Hey uh question, my computer has been running slow and its disc space is at 100 percent taking up. Also spotty keeps randomly opening? I think I may have malware so where would. I look for to get rid of it?

[@hi_its_me1337]

Task manager, then startup and scan the files by looking in properties. If it was made after you installed something shady, right click and disable it

[@nathanb011]

How can a compiler even be unlicensed? Every compiler I've ever used has been FOSS.

[@und4287]

It's batch2exe, kind of pointless

[@nathanb011]

@@und4287 bro just make the exe yourself embed the batch file and make a c script to run it.

[@Itzsten]

Great to see the video back again!

[@lenkaperoutkova5571]

2:33 is my birthday :O

[@Hulleek]

Nice

[@bob_dumb]

It has just benn your birthday

[@thejdmguy]

Baby shark trojan malware is similar to a malware I have installed 3 months ago but I had the task manager opened luckily

[@LuneLovehearn]

The real malware are the ones making such garbage, specially that hardcore among us fan. I swear I've seen worse. What a waste of time. Thats the only thing being corrupted here.

[@Lightman137]

Can't use vm!? Lol

[@kaashout578]

claim your:
I watched the whole video
ticket here

[@lesharkoiste]

I'll take it

[@dgames220]

Stfu

[@cycrothelargeplanet]

About half of it pleas

[@lukejiang3451]

claimed

[@Painty_Dev]

I'll take it B)

[@jahjah2330]

if u guys wanna know the music at 0:29 is Different(Bonus) by tlg pluto

[@jahaandhamecha6559]

virus: "you can't defeat me with any antivirus"
antivirus: "oh, I know but he can"
He: Enderman

[@InfinityBS]

The baby shark Trojan is a virus I would wish I had the coding ability to make… and he called it disgusting

[@avaze7]

Damn I made one of those a couple years back, are Submission still open? I promise it's better than the ones in this vid ^^

[@SluggishRain]

if i made one of these it would be called “garbage”
*which is why I want to make one*

[@scrapmechgaming]

i made an actual virus with multiple batch files. The first crashes the pc than it run another one that deletes some important files so you can’t boot anymore