Christmas Lamers (the Lemmings parody) was a Christmas version of the game Lamers (which is now self explanatory); LGR has a video about this game if anyone's curious.
23:25 The Dream Joel is describing is almost literally the story of Saya no Uta. It's a great VN, would recommend it. The MC sees everything in guts and gore, everything feels and tastes disgusting, and people are flesh beasts who sound like monsters.
Joel, Semper Fideles is a military march writen by J. P. Sousa (aka, the March King), and often played by the Marine Corps, and isn't even a christmas song, at all, no clue why it's there
I found Joels vids back in the day trying to find instructions on how to use dos-box. He killed it so hard id rather watch him playing obscure dos games. I dropped that computer off a thing and never learned how to use dos-box.
Much like hearing about events in JoJo parts I haven't read yet, my reaction is a mixture of "Why the fuck would that ever be a thing?" and "I believe this completely."
anything you hear about in Jojo is best to accept as true and then dismiss it later if it turns out not to be, rather than the opposite which is how we function in real life
btw did you hear about the part where Gyro throws one of his steel balls and Jonny turns it into a bridge with his fingernails laserS? and then horses run at full speed along a narrow bridge of steel for hundreds of feet. two horses.
Happy Holidays Joel :D Just started following you not that long ago. I love your streams :). I got alot of them to catch up on!!! Glad to follow and keep up all the great work bro!
TheVirtualKid He is for sure!!! Watched his top videos and wouldnt stop laughing. Now ive got into watching his streams he uploads here onto youtube. This is my first time commenting on his videos. Glad to be here now 😀👍
Christmas is a bogus holiday anyways, and people shouldn't be raised getting used to things just being given to them all the time, shit birthday presents, christmas presents, fucking Easter presents sets an unrealistic expectation really and who needs all that junk (just kidding if you have kids and you watch this shit for some reason re-evaluate your life, but also get your kids something nice)
Welcome to the club dude, im not gonna get anything bc money reasons, but its ok, the importante thing is to try to have a nice xmas with people you like, and if you cant do that, well, joel and chat are here to make you company
I looked up 1596 Ayrault Rd in Fairport, New York and dude it's in some suburbs. Whoever started "Pie in the sky" was literally just making stuff in their home, probably in their spare time.
The tazer weapon in the Jetpack game is for digging through blocks, not killing enemies, iirc. I had the none-Christmas version as a kid, I always thought it was really fucking difficult.
I thought "oh, nice, my bday is the 22nd and I will possibly get a stream!" and I just got a notice that they will be repairing some light posts thingies and wONT EVEN HAVE ELECTRICITY
"Bad Christmas DOS games" [thumbnail has both a _Wolfenstein 3D_ and _Jetpack_ mod in it] -… you have no taste, if you think those are bad.- Oh, I see. Those are _highlights_ and not actually bad. I'm sorry. _You're still killing me, with how you play Jetpack, though. It's not that hard. Just, read the instructions. I did, back when I was, like 9 years old._
Holy shit i used to live in Fairport. never heard of pie in the sky thou. the town is sort of small and not a lot of businesses are there so they must of been a really small company.
Do they really not format phone numbers like 800-xxx-xxxx in Sweden? Joel was really confused by the dashes. Like jw if they actually don't do that or if it's just Joel doing a Joel thing.
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everything is illegal.
Minus Bros. Not yet
When there's not cops around,everything is legal
My age is illegal
It true
Being illegal is illegal.
2:28 *J O E L ' S M E A T*
M E A T ' S J O E L
ＪＯＥＬ'Ｓ ＭＥＡＴ
kackers In my mouth
Christmas List:
Joel
Joel Pillow
Joel's Meat
Joel's Flesh.
Shin Computer-Monster Joel's BONNEESS!!!!!!
Fire Falco and that juicy shaq meat for new years eve
beef*
with sauce, raw sauce (no ketchup?)
Holy crap, Pie in the Sky software is still alive and running! But they make android games now.
a fate worse than death
There website is in comic sans too
4:58
5. noel
6. joy to the world
*Joel*
*noy to the world*
better.
Jingle bells
Batman smells
Jobel laid an egg
Joker lays an egg
Slayer
KAKYOIN DID YOU LAY THIS EGG
I didn't know that joel will become a Water tower.
OMFG IM FUCKING SHAKING RIGHT NOW! WHY WOULD DIO SAY SOMETHING LIKE THIS
That number is a Caribbean cruise scam
Christmas Lamers (the Lemmings parody) was a Christmas version of the game Lamers (which is now self explanatory); LGR has a video about this game if anyone's curious.
It’s a fucking carribian cruise scam line
20:13 ＨＥＬＬＯ ＣＯＮＳＵＭＥ ＭＥ
I called the number and I won a trip for two to the Caribbean
Holy shit, its jetpack santa! I played that fucking game all the time when I was a kid, thanks for finding it, I had been searching it for ages!
Nocturnus the key is the best metal album I've ever heard thanks for recommending it
The number at 34:00 actually works. It's a cruise thingy(?)
Where do polar bears vote?
The North Poll.
And the award for worst joke of 2017 is....
Thanks, dad.
*SEINFELD THEME VOLUME X100000000000 AND BASS BOOSTED X1000000000000000000 TO THE POWER OF 100 WITH 1000*
I'll grab my coat.
23:25 The Dream Joel is describing is almost literally the story of Saya no Uta. It's a great VN, would recommend it. The MC sees everything in guts and gore, everything feels and tastes disgusting, and people are flesh beasts who sound like monsters.
Rusty Shackleford A great VN. It's very arous- I mean disturbing
I Saw Mommy *Gibbing* Santa Claus
Must of had Quad Damage...
That pic tho
Joel, Semper Fideles is a military march writen by J. P. Sousa (aka, the March King), and often played by the Marine Corps, and isn't even a christmas song, at all, no clue why it's there
Super Tech semper fideles, sounds like latin, maybe it translate "fidelity forever"
*J O E L ' S*
*M E A T*
I found Joels vids back in the day trying to find instructions on how to use dos-box. He killed it so hard id rather watch him playing obscure dos games. I dropped that computer off a thing and never learned how to use dos-box.
Joel's childish antics makes me feel warm inside.
the number is a survey win cruise number now
Jetpack was one of my favorite games as a kid !
Joel Christmas metal album when?
"It feels like playing a mobile game, and I'm not talking smart phones, I'm talking a Nokia in 2003"
Aaaahahahaha
I swear the beginning of the MIDI at 6:14 sounds like fucking Metal Gear Solid
Kameratyp I thought the same thing actually! I half expected it to lapse into that...
"MIDI"
gtfo, seriously, you've never heard of the PC speaker before?
fucking YES! The Key is god-tier prog death metal
FRESH AND STEAMING like a christmas log
THE FIRST JOEEEEL
THE ANGEL DID SAY
PLAY SOME VIDEOGAMES
AND I cant think of anything to rhyme with that
KRAM-PUSS
KRAM-PUSS
Some of these games are more satanic than the finale of Persona 5. Which is literally Satan saving Christmas.
Much like hearing about events in JoJo parts I haven't read yet, my reaction is a mixture of "Why the fuck would that ever be a thing?" and "I believe this completely."
anything you hear about in Jojo is best to accept as true and then dismiss it later if it turns out not to be, rather than the opposite which is how we function in real life
btw did you hear about the part where Gyro throws one of his steel balls and Jonny turns it into a bridge with his fingernails laserS? and then horses run at full speed along a narrow bridge of steel for hundreds of feet. two horses.
That was a fucking awesome finale.
wow sboilers atlus will take down this comment
23:31 when the day breaks
Also this was the first vinesauce full stream I watched this has a special place in my heart
I believe the image you drew was too large in size, so the game's memory was all fucked up.
Happy Holidays Joel :D Just started following you not that long ago. I love your streams :). I got alot of them to catch up on!!! Glad to follow and keep up all the great work bro!
TheVirtualKid He is for sure!!! Watched his top videos and wouldnt stop laughing. Now ive got into watching his streams he uploads here onto youtube. This is my first time commenting on his videos. Glad to be here now 😀👍
TheVirtualKid Same as well! His RCT videos were freaking funny as heck 😂😂😂
H e c k...sorry sir this is a christian server so no swearing
Jack *B A N N E D*
* *BA N G E D*
13:44
DO NOT TAUNT THE HAPPY FUN BALL
Is Duke Nukem: Nuclear Winter on this list?
Also, i'm not getting anything for Christmas this year due to unfortunate circumstances so this will make do.
Christmas is a bogus holiday anyways, and people shouldn't be raised getting used to things just being given to them all the time, shit birthday presents, christmas presents, fucking Easter presents
sets an unrealistic expectation really and who needs all that junk (just kidding if you have kids and you watch this shit for some reason re-evaluate your life, but also get your kids something nice)
Welcome to the club dude, im not gonna get anything bc money reasons, but its ok, the importante thing is to try to have a nice xmas with people you like, and if you cant do that, well, joel and chat are here to make you company
fault3k easter presents? Nani? On my country we only gift chocolate
People kind of take it to the extreme here. The "Easter Bunny" gives kids Easter baskets full of all kinds of gifts as well as chocolate.
MelodicEspurr oh, here on uruguay, we just gives chocolate eggs or chocolate bars to each other
Who would win in a fight?
Wolfenstein Frosty
or
Bad Mr. Frosty
?
The only Christmas gift i wanted.
So I can have the switch?
I looked up 1596 Ayrault Rd in Fairport, New York and dude it's in some suburbs. Whoever started "Pie in the sky" was literally just making stuff in their home, probably in their spare time.
That Pie in the Sky creation software is legit. Check out LGR's video on Corncob 3D, another game made by Pie in the Sky using the same engine.
The tazer weapon in the Jetpack game is for digging through blocks, not killing enemies, iirc. I had the none-Christmas version as a kid, I always thought it was really fucking difficult.
I lost my absolite shit when joel pointed out the deer barfing. Cuz i noticed it that too and i barfed from laughing too hard.
happy
I thought "oh, nice, my bday is the 22nd and I will possibly get a stream!" and I just got a notice that they will be repairing some light posts thingies and wONT EVEN HAVE ELECTRICITY
isabelator2000 fuck the government ruining your day bloody bastards
Tobexd Master Of Jej southamerica is a state of madness i tell y
isabelator2000 but at least you have a higher probability of megadeth concerts
isabelator2000 well, you arent going to see this, but happy birthday
4:43 Semper Fideles? As in the United States Marine Corps motto?
ooh rah
EXPERIENCE DANKQUILITY it means adeste fidelis, which is the traditional catholic version of oh come all you faithful
Tobexd Master Of Jej oh coolio
Semper Fideles is a military march writen by J. P. Sousa, and often played by the Marine Corps, and isn't even a christmas song, at all
We're all skeletons wearing an icky set of flesh and skin.
re hash if you think about it all we are is a brain so we are inside a skeleton.
re hash I
re hash fucking metal
Ho ho holy turtle penis, what a random assortment of stuff.
Here's the *List of Games with Timestamps.*
0:00:00 - *Introduction:* Christmas wishes
0:03:02 - "Christmas Carols" (Couldn't play; "Illegal command")
0:03:27 - "Jingle Disk" (Couldn't play; "Illegal command")
0:03:46 - "3D Christmas Adventure: Santa's Rescue" (Couldn't play; "Illegal command")
0:04:19 - "Christmas Carols" (PC Speaker Christmas carols)
0:11:32 - _Christmas Jetpack_
0:25:39 - *Setup:* Installing the next game
0:26:39 - *Sidebar:* _3D Christmas Adventure: Santa's Rescue_ Hint Guide
0:28:15 - *Sidebar:* _3D Game Creation System_ shilling, calling Pie in the Sky Software
0:35:19 - _3D Christmas Adventure: Santa's Rescue_ (couldn't play; didn't work)
0:39:49 - "Arielus's Xmas Wolfenstein 3-D" (Mod of _Wolfenstein 3D,_ Shareware version)
0:52:06 - _Santa's Xmas Caper_
0:57:36 - "X-mas Lamers" (Like _Lemmings,_ but you kill them)
1:03:56 - "Christmas Matchup" (Christian Memory game)
1:09:04 - *Setup:* Modifying "Christmas Matchup"
1:11:01 - "Christmas Matchup" (modded, broken)
1:13:45 - "Jingle Disk" (CGA-1 Christmas automatic slideshow)
1:17:02 - *Sidebar:* Christmas rap mash-ups
1:18:41 - *Stream closing*
"Bad Christmas DOS games"
[thumbnail has both a _Wolfenstein 3D_ and _Jetpack_ mod in it]
-… you have no taste, if you think those are bad.-
Oh, I see. Those are _highlights_ and not actually bad. I'm sorry.
_You're still killing me, with how you play Jetpack, though. It's not that hard. Just, read the instructions. I did, back when I was, like 9 years old._
They replaced the Nazis with Christmas and Santa
i can’t stop laugfphimjng! -jobel
DOOS
DOS > SNES > Genesis
I want a GTX 1050 Ti
Why not a GTX Titan V?
Sergiy Botsman Cause they're overpriced
The wolfenstien dogs have red noses
Holy shit i used to live in Fairport. never heard of pie in the sky thou. the town is sort of small and not a lot of businesses are there so they must of been a really small company.
Ok, So the start of “Noel” MIDI remind me to “Metal Gear Solid 2 intro and Saga themes
*JOEL'S MEAT*
Press F to play for fun & chuckles & knuckles
All i want is a good stream joerl
I was sure that "Christmas Matchup" would be a fighting game.
ILLEGAL
Noel
Uncle Noel
PROVE THEM WRONG
Hey, thanks for recommending Nocturnus, reminds me a bit of Atheist.
Good stuff!
Merry crunksmas
marry crimmbo
Jetpack Santa looks like a Lode Runner clone, I remember playing that game a lot as a kid
I want a dad for Christmas
Did anyone else lose their shit laughing because of a childhood spent listening to Pinky and the Brain during the Christmas Carols bit?
Why was Christmas matchup teaching us about Christmas with the story of Easter?
Yes!
Jetpack. Jetpack is good, yes.
merry christmas uncl jubul
YES YES YESSS JOEL
Feliz Navidad Joel Feliz nuevo Año
krampus KRAMPUS *KRAMPUS*
Do they really not format phone numbers like 800-xxx-xxxx in Sweden? Joel was really confused by the dashes. Like jw if they actually don't do that or if it's just Joel doing a Joel thing.
Dashes in phone numbers are an American thing, we don't have it in Europe so much
Jetpack!
square wave insanity
"Noel" streams bad krissmass dos games
I want a jobel plushie
Ayy lmao notification squad where u at
MY EARS
Someone link me to that Nocturnus song??
when Santa exploded he sounded like doom guy.
Probably the same sound effects library
6:48 did Joel fart or is that his stomach
I want a filet of fish for Christmas.
He never played Jetpack? For fucks sake...
Nothing like christmas cheer from ya boi uncle jo🅱️el 😍💦💦
lyro x was awesome i loved making levels in that game
This is illegal you know
My birthday
All i want for cristmas is...
Me
how do you watch joel's streams live? I never see it come up on yt when he's on
ok, thanks. never used twitch but maybe I'll try it
+The Allmighty The Chat goes nuclear
+William Stone How do you mean? just a hell of a lot of people?
+The Allmighty Thousands of Shitposters trying to talk all at once
2:25
J O E L ' S M E A T
*J U N K*
Satan Joblos
Sir, are you saying that the DOS classic Jetpack is bad?
Doot
TheVirtualKid knee Deep in the doot
Mi nam jef
Thank you Mr. Skeltal
Pee pee poo poo man
40:07