Frozen Breakfast Showdown - Frozen Food Reviews

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  • @donvoltonus8898
    @donvoltonus8898 Před 5 lety +2255

    I love the way his editing is less, "Do something I can edit cg into later." and more "Hey I wonder what CG I can squeeze into this random movement I did."

    • @emerald8274
      @emerald8274 Před 5 lety +132

      The light hearted self deprecating thing is the best

    • @ireviewshtuff
      @ireviewshtuff Před 4 lety +72

      The sound effects have been destroying me. My sides went to space and never returned.

    • @pewpewman18
      @pewpewman18 Před 4 lety +6

      could you please tell me what cg stands for? I looked it up and it was computer graphics and I assume that’s what you meant, but clarification would be nice :)

    • @johnrussell6319
      @johnrussell6319 Před 4 lety +13

      @@pewpewman18 Yep basically! Or computer-generated

    • @pewpewman18
      @pewpewman18 Před 4 lety +1

      @@johnrussell6319 ok thanks!

  • @meganrobeson1171
    @meganrobeson1171 Před 5 lety +3495

    Tongue finger made me feel “sad” on the emotion chart

  • @LucGendrot
    @LucGendrot Před 3 lety +342

    Tragic that Ian couldn't see the majesty that is the jimmy dean's pancake and sausage. Truly a top tier microwave breakfast item.

    • @TheMaskedNinja_
      @TheMaskedNinja_ Před rokem +24

      Because he didn’t cook it in the wrapper always better when you cook it in the wrapper

    • @summeristheworst478
      @summeristheworst478 Před rokem

      Dude those mfs r the perfect lil breakfast foods. I literally could eat a good 2 or 3 for breakfast 😩

    • @julesdevall2176
      @julesdevall2176 Před 11 měsíci +2

      ​@@TheMaskedNinja_it's good af both ways tho

    • @Phantomphan613
      @Phantomphan613 Před 4 měsíci +1

      ​​@@TheMaskedNinja_ cooking it in the wrapper makes it soggy. It's the same problem as the breakfast sandwich. It would be even mushier
      Edit: a word

    • @TheMaskedNinja_
      @TheMaskedNinja_ Před 4 měsíci +2

      @@Phantomphan613 idk what your doing but mine never come out soggy, its not crispy but also pancakes are not meant to be crispy

  • @steves388
    @steves388 Před 2 lety +272

    The amount of times i've seen this man shocked that microwaved frozen food is soggy is astonishing.

    • @jdking5366
      @jdking5366 Před 5 měsíci +7

      He needs to microwave things in a paper towel! It’s the answer to soggy microwave food, like the sandwich

  • @andrewhearst4749
    @andrewhearst4749 Před 5 lety +4274

    This editing is the true embodiment of chaotic-neutral

  • @garmmadon
    @garmmadon Před 5 lety +3125

    Me:
    My recommended at 3am: Jesus Christ eats frozen breakfast foods

    • @tellingstring5966
      @tellingstring5966 Před 4 lety +56

      Tropical -10
      I laughed harder at that than I feel like any functional human (whatever that is) would laugh at that

    • @MattHias111
      @MattHias111 Před 4 lety +1

      😂

    • @abner0277
      @abner0277 Před 4 lety +2

      😂😂

    • @raynet587
      @raynet587 Před 4 lety +1

      that hit way too lose to home and I laughed until I cried

    • @andrewherrera5688
      @andrewherrera5688 Před 4 lety

      That’s literally me rn😂

  • @a.m.4607
    @a.m.4607 Před 3 lety +1479

    Finally someone else who shares my intense hatred of soggy bread products

    • @CopiousDoinksLLC
      @CopiousDoinksLLC Před 3 lety +28

      There's this guy, Gavin Free...

    • @khaos_the_fox
      @khaos_the_fox Před 3 lety +12

      @@CopiousDoinksLLC What I thought too XD

    • @ZudeXbox360
      @ZudeXbox360 Před 3 lety +38

      Only few I can tolerate soggy is french dip sandwiches and meatball sandwich with a marinara sauce bath

    • @moose-mancer
      @moose-mancer Před 3 lety +14

      I mean.. that's what you get when you microwave frozen bread.

    • @Ghdfshhs
      @Ghdfshhs Před 2 lety +12

      The trick is to take them straight from the microwave and wrap them in a paper towel. It actually works great with croissant sandwiches.

  • @kyleyuen245
    @kyleyuen245 Před 3 lety +258

    Ian doesn't like food: Internet loves it and review 5 stars
    *Ian likes Sausage Rolls*
    Internet: I have never seen these rolls in my life

  • @Trisaaru
    @Trisaaru Před 5 lety +2718

    Great video, Ian. Good job. ( *_This comment was collected as part of a promotion_* ).

    • @pleasenobadwords3728
      @pleasenobadwords3728 Před 5 lety +12

      i just saw you on critikals vid, get ian to review lego star wars too smfh

    • @D.C.T.23
      @D.C.T.23 Před 5 lety +13

      I just wanna make this as public as possible. The second to last frozen breakfast (Bacon, Egg and Cheese Croissant) was said to be "a pain" to cook for Ian. He says "microwave on 30% power for one minute, microwave on high for 40 seconds. That's a pain." I am simply stating that he sounded like he cooked the sandwich twice.

    • @squishlez
      @squishlez Před 5 lety

      b0ss

    • @Trisaaru
      @Trisaaru Před 5 lety

      SquishleZ Your profile pic is that because of Chadtronic.

    • @ganondorf66
      @ganondorf66 Před 5 lety

      yes.

  • @jambalayajones6449
    @jambalayajones6449 Před 4 lety +4751

    I have no clue why but Ian reminds me of those young teachers that are fresh out of uni and they are the only teachers the students genuinely like cause they're funny and can relate more

    • @k-ondoomer
      @k-ondoomer Před 3 lety +234

      Bro sign up for art history with Dr ian

    • @iamacatperson7226
      @iamacatperson7226 Před 3 lety +153

      Daniel Lopez I agree, I would take an art class with Walmart brand Keanu Reeves/Jesus any day

    • @armstrongaddy1155
      @armstrongaddy1155 Před 3 lety +4

      @Shmurda Lurda Lmao

    • @alexandercorbett1147
      @alexandercorbett1147 Před 3 lety +45

      I had a physics teacher like that a couple years back. He got laid off though, unfortunately.

    • @halfling49
      @halfling49 Před 3 lety +60

      Prof Ian looks like he'd be cool with giving students a smoke break

  • @hosps
    @hosps Před 3 lety +218

    Hot pockets are edible hand warmers.

  • @authurstretchygreenthing8464

    Three things I learned from watching this video:
    1. Hot Pockets are great
    2. You should still learn how to cook so you can enjoy great food and never have to deal with people ever again
    3. If I grow my hair long enough, I could probably tie it up at the front to make a sassy, hairy bun necklace, and I so wanna try that if I end up having to live without a barbershop and my parents die

    • @CopiousDoinksLLC
      @CopiousDoinksLLC Před 2 lety +12

      "You should still learn how to cook"
      The irony is that you don't really need to know how to cook that much to make things you like. Bacon and eggs is simple as Hell. Steak and veges is really easy too. There are so many things you can make without technically 'knowing' how to cook.

    • @mahazda351
      @mahazda351 Před rokem +1

      He microwaved a lot of that stuff poorly giving them bad results, honestly surprised he didn’t cover the foods with a paper towel too…. That microwave is gonna be nastyyy

    • @strawbreevee
      @strawbreevee Před rokem

      @@CopiousDoinksLLC hy

    • @msbellebelle
      @msbellebelle Před rokem +7

      @@mahazda351 you expect him to do anything else when most of these items only have microwave instructions? Not to mention he filmed this just after waking up. If my breakfast item of choice had instructions for both a microwave and an oven, im always choosing the microwave because who the hell wants to fuss with an oven that early in the morning?

  • @brutalmoose
    @brutalmoose  Před 5 lety +2144

    Tic-tac-toe, three food vids in a row
    We'll do something different next time, just so you know

  • @shawn818
    @shawn818 Před 5 lety +616

    You should sell a Brutalmoose themed emotion chart made up of your faces and sell it as merchandise.

  • @somethingandapie
    @somethingandapie Před 2 lety +39

    I low-key want to travel to the US one day just to go to a supermarket and experience all these weird and weirdly horrifying frozen foods.

    • @shecklesmack9563
      @shecklesmack9563 Před rokem +3

      You’re not missing much. They either taste sickly sweet or like mushy nothingness.

    • @joshc5613
      @joshc5613 Před 8 měsíci +8

      ​@@shecklesmack9563not true! sometimes they taste like SALTY mushy nothingness

  • @BuckBlaziken
    @BuckBlaziken Před 2 lety +23

    My mother is from South Korea but she absolutely loves Jimmie Dean. She eats the pancake sausage corn dog, and their scrambled eggs every morning before breakfast with a cup of dark coffee. She says it’s her favorite breakfast food Americans had innovated.

  • @PeanutButterGamer
    @PeanutButterGamer Před 5 lety +4177

    Only just starting, but my bet is Banquet doesn’t win.

    • @nlm2nd
      @nlm2nd Před 5 lety +75

      Yeah, it looks gross and I feel like I could make a better sausage, potato, and gravy pot pie to freeze.

    • @Thevidgame
      @Thevidgame Před 5 lety +7

      Possibly!

    • @Gunmetal_Wolf
      @Gunmetal_Wolf Před 5 lety +34

      If Folgers can win, anything can win no matter how gross.

    • @heathdeighton8482
      @heathdeighton8482 Před 5 lety +32

      shut up PBG no-one asked for your opinion.

    • @saltsalted1528
      @saltsalted1528 Před 5 lety +43

      @@heathdeighton8482 not an opinion child

  • @hydragonal2921
    @hydragonal2921 Před 5 lety +208

    brutalmoose is the prime example of how important editing is in good videos

    • @annacash6674
      @annacash6674 Před 5 lety +19

      Also, he doesn't make "funny" editing as his personality like some youtubers do.

  • @edledskal9147
    @edledskal9147 Před 3 lety +87

    As a kid I LOVED pancake on a stick. It was a top 3 favorite food item of him. I would dip the heck out of it into syrup. I am a vegetarian now, but as a kid this was the greatest thing. I bought these for my son and he loved it, although he has only eaten one of them. They have a little too much sugar for him to eat, but I wanted him to try them.

  • @MotionlessKnight
    @MotionlessKnight Před 3 lety +20

    "Empty" looks like the look the kid would give his dad if he promised that they'd play video games together when he got home from work, and then his dad got home and said he was too tired.

  • @1waytickettopluto
    @1waytickettopluto Před 5 lety +771

    I thought I was the only one on Earth that loves breakfast food but hates eating in the morning. Thank you for making me feel like less of freak, Ian.

    • @thadude34283
      @thadude34283 Před 5 lety +44

      Right there with ya! I even worry something is physically wrong with me from time to time. Breakfast nausea is a real thing.

    • @Damop17
      @Damop17 Před 5 lety +9

      1waytickettopluto it’s an eating disorder. It can get serious if not treated, I recommend you talk to your health provider. Best of luck

    • @thearchon2094
      @thearchon2094 Před 5 lety +7

      hopefully obvious, but yeah, that isn't true.

    • @peopleRstrange92
      @peopleRstrange92 Před 5 lety +3

      I also thought I was alone on this.

    • @Awesomeninja54
      @Awesomeninja54 Před 5 lety

      Dude me too

  • @baggothree
    @baggothree Před 5 lety +810

    I love brutalfoods! I wonder if Ian eats food in real life too 🤔🤔🤔

  • @ZeranZeran
    @ZeranZeran Před 2 lety +39

    These videos are so comforting for some reason. I love your editing style and I love your face Ian. Thanks for helping me chill out.

    • @ZeranZeran
      @ZeranZeran Před 2 lety +2

      Also... those reviews have to be fake. I love breakfast foods too, but most of this looked so gross! Breakfast was not made to be frozen, lol.

  • @amittesukku
    @amittesukku Před 2 lety +21

    I won't lie, I did feel a special bond between us, as I made and ate my breakfast consisting of sandwiches with grilled zucchini paste and wasabi-flavored chips on top.

  • @indeimaus
    @indeimaus Před 5 lety +7689

    You have easily the most unique editing on CZcams, I love it

    • @jaymellathomas7958
      @jaymellathomas7958 Před 5 lety +73

      You watch Brutalmoose too? That’s pretty surprising!

    • @adamnurvddin5230
      @adamnurvddin5230 Před 5 lety +58

      Right? Definitely a contender for favorite creator due to sheer uniqueness and hilarity

    • @acetrigger1337
      @acetrigger1337 Před 5 lety +17

      oh look...
      is the "Deadpool of CZcams".

    • @AdolfHitler-xp1nx
      @AdolfHitler-xp1nx Před 5 lety +33

      he is like idubbz mixed with gordon ramsay mixed with ashens......

    • @umbaupause
      @umbaupause Před 5 lety +13

      He's the zany man NL wishes he was.

  • @kobalt_ren01
    @kobalt_ren01 Před 5 lety +382

    >Banquet-
    BANQUET INVITES YOU TO PULL UP A CHAIR AND

    • @ericbazinga
      @ericbazinga Před 4 lety +80

      -ENJOY CLASSIC, MADE-IN-AMERICA COMFORT FOOD. LIKE YOU, WE BELIEVE IN QUALITY AND GOOD, HONEST VALUE AND TRUST YOU’LL TASTE IT IN OUR SAVORY [Insert meal here], SERVED WITH REAL MASHED POTATOES, SWEET CORN, AND CINNAMON APPLE DESSERT

    • @lukecollins5894
      @lukecollins5894 Před 4 lety

      I concur.

    • @colbyscornerYT
      @colbyscornerYT Před 4 lety +1

      @@Jvk1166z two types of people

  • @brotusclips
    @brotusclips Před rokem +53

    hi, it's 4 years from now and I still love how honest and spontaneous this type of content feels :)

    • @isabellamorris7902
      @isabellamorris7902 Před rokem +11

      Hi, it's 3 weeks after you made this comment and I too love the cosy feeling of this kind of content. I actually got into junk food reviews in general because of this video. Something very relaxing about enjoying the convenience luxuries of life :p

    • @azurezzz
      @azurezzz Před 11 měsíci +2

      Hi, it's 1 month after you made that reply and I just ate breakfast

    • @jrod6928
      @jrod6928 Před 9 měsíci

      ​@@azurezzzhi it's 1 month after you made this comment.

    • @TheWikkdOne
      @TheWikkdOne Před 8 měsíci +1

      @@jrod6928 Hi it's 1 month after you made this comment and this is probably the 50th time i've seen this.

    • @samwisegamegeek
      @samwisegamegeek Před 8 měsíci

      ​@@TheWikkdOnehi it's five days after your comment.

  • @agisuru
    @agisuru Před 2 lety +22

    We had the flaptsicks at my high school in the morning. Honestly, they tended to be better than anything the cafeteria actually made.

  • @VicariousNick55
    @VicariousNick55 Před 5 lety +1180

    I live for Ian's sound effects

  • @neckjeep7447
    @neckjeep7447 Před 5 lety +650

    this is one of the most underrated channels ive ever encountered, i've been binge watching your videos for about 3 days now and i cant stop

    • @vapor404
      @vapor404 Před 4 lety +2

      Check out his streams if you havent there also very high quality

    • @foxsden
      @foxsden Před 3 lety

      neckjeep I agree, one of my favorite channels

    • @lyttleton
      @lyttleton Před 3 lety

      Amen

    • @shockedgaming8391
      @shockedgaming8391 Před 3 lety

      lies

    • @foxsden
      @foxsden Před 3 lety

      Shocked Gaming how?

  • @harmonicafish7661
    @harmonicafish7661 Před 3 lety +21

    Love that the editor wrote out “makes me gag, I don’t like it” in Wingdings at 22:51

  • @callmechad9056
    @callmechad9056 Před 3 lety +31

    Bruh I been waiting for Funny Family Halloween Costume Shirt - Ice and Baby Ian to make another vid

  • @LGR
    @LGR Před 5 lety +2246

    I nominate the arm extension at 19:09 as Most Unexpected Edit on CZcams 2018.
    Haha, that seriously had me rolling 😄

    • @TheYongary
      @TheYongary Před 5 lety +76

      You are such a wholesome person and I love you.

    • @ingtapoot
      @ingtapoot Před 5 lety +76

      I nominate the tonguefinger at 10:56 😂😂

    • @methebee
      @methebee Před 5 lety +11

      cause it looks like a scary Sims game glitch!

    • @MrCowabungaa
      @MrCowabungaa Před 5 lety +10

      Brutalmoose would dominate that list's top 10 like there's no tomorrow, and I love it.

    • @Mr.Trololo
      @Mr.Trololo Před 5 lety +8

      hi LGR

  • @foxtatertot
    @foxtatertot Před 4 lety +927

    The coffee bean transition at 1:35 reminded me of the cartoon 'Chowder' that has a ton of transitions just like that.

    • @spookable3873
      @spookable3873 Před 4 lety +68

      I love the chowder transitions

    • @iamacatperson7226
      @iamacatperson7226 Před 3 lety +8

      I remember that show, it does

    • @SlyCooper1920
      @SlyCooper1920 Před 3 lety +30

      *C C C C C C C C C H H H H H H H H H H O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O D D D D D D D D D D A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A H H H H H H H H H*

    • @scottbecker4367
      @scottbecker4367 Před 3 lety +41

      "Rada rada rada."
      Just one of many inspiring quotes from that show.

    • @TheFruitiestCake
      @TheFruitiestCake Před 3 lety +5

      That's exactly what I thought of too lmao

  • @likewhutyouc
    @likewhutyouc Před 3 lety +18

    I recently discovered this channel and the editing reminds me of old classic PBS shows. Especially the sound effects

    • @likewhutyouc
      @likewhutyouc Před 3 lety +1

      also I'm surprised he has less than a million subs for content that gets over a million views

  • @LatinaCreamQueen
    @LatinaCreamQueen Před 3 lety +13

    After the new video I've been binging these again. Something about your editing is so fun and silly. The sound effects, the zoom ins, and the overall lightheartedness.
    You have such a unique style.

  • @Zer0_ooo
    @Zer0_ooo Před 5 lety +216

    Every upload on this channel makes me happier than the emotion chart can express.

    • @Zer0_ooo
      @Zer0_ooo Před 5 lety

      @Calum Sanderson Too right you are.

  • @Julius3774
    @Julius3774 Před 5 lety +241

    That coffee bean segway was from chowder, I see you are a man of culture as well ian

    • @brutalmoose
      @brutalmoose  Před 5 lety +65

      I've never seen that show before! I am cultureless

    • @Julius3774
      @Julius3774 Před 5 lety +29

      @@brutalmoose Really im surprised, coincidentally its a show about cooking. How's about a video on it, wink wink.

    • @Julius3774
      @Julius3774 Před 5 lety +2

      @Ash Ketchup yes, yes, what he said

    • @disappointed2764
      @disappointed2764 Před 5 lety +12

      Duder Chower is a gift glad the hype will never die

    • @jay-vd4yj
      @jay-vd4yj Před 5 lety +2

      Chowder is amazing.

  • @paranoidpony6861
    @paranoidpony6861 Před 3 lety +40

    "It's very possible these actually don't exist."
    As he's literally holding the box after he ate one. 🤣

  • @jackthebr0342
    @jackthebr0342 Před rokem +25

    I personally get the jimmy dean sausage egg and cheese croissant sandwiches, wrap it in paper towel and microwave it. The bread (at least for me) isn’t soggy and the bread is actually soft.

    • @favoritemustard3542
      @favoritemustard3542 Před rokem +4

      You could lightly toast the bread separately, too!

    • @jdking5366
      @jdking5366 Před 5 měsíci +1

      I was yelling this at the screen lmao. I tried to warn him cooking it in the bag makes it soggy!

  • @nickkilmer7371
    @nickkilmer7371 Před 5 lety +172

    You uploading makes me feel "loved" on the emotion chart

  • @justinbulmer
    @justinbulmer Před 5 lety +87

    At first I wasn’t sure if this was a professional video. But then I saw the tags, which reassured to me that was about to consume quality professional content.

  • @aaronrobinson9386
    @aaronrobinson9386 Před 3 lety +27

    I wish I could harness the same editing skills that Ian has

  • @dpo2078
    @dpo2078 Před 3 lety +16

    You know. After seeing All Gas No Brakes get picked up by Tim Heidecker. You seriously need to show up on their radar, they 1000% should fund a show with you.

  • @thejedisonic67
    @thejedisonic67 Před 5 lety +169

    I agree with Ian on how I hate eating so damn much during breakfast. I eat a crapton during lunch and dinner, but I'm accustomed to eating little during the morning. I like to blame school for that.

    • @nicholasricci8342
      @nicholasricci8342 Před 5 lety +9

      same, I love breakfast food, but everything just tastes bad to me in the morning

    • @nightwolf9375
      @nightwolf9375 Před 4 lety

      Nicholas Ricci same, especially if i wake up in a bad mood lol

  • @rushbcyka460
    @rushbcyka460 Před 4 lety +1002

    You gotta appreciate that all of his clocks are different times

    • @TheSexyFerret
      @TheSexyFerret Před 3 lety +41

      It's the small things ❤️

    • @w_wa
      @w_wa Před 3 lety +134

      [This reply has been collected as part of a promotion.]

    • @sml2k186
      @sml2k186 Před 2 lety +19

      His house is like the pentagon so every different time is a time in another country

    • @nessamillikan6247
      @nessamillikan6247 Před 8 měsíci

      I am always fixated on the one on his stove. He starts at 10:45 and ends filming at 1:17.

    • @rah62
      @rah62 Před 7 měsíci +1

      and that everything in the freezer is stored at random and not sorted in any way.

  • @jeremiah5511
    @jeremiah5511 Před rokem +6

    So, funny enough those pancakes on a stick where my breakfast while I was still in elementary school, and the one thing my sister and I always hated was that there was no syrup. We figured out the BEST way to heat these up was to use a damp paper towel and cook it for 30 seconds at a time.

  • @amoooooose
    @amoooooose Před 3 lety +52

    This made me hungry. I'm not a very picky person, so most, and almost all, food is appealing to me

    • @astropan2765
      @astropan2765 Před 2 lety

      I'm a very picky person, I only liked the pocket hot lul

  • @apertureemployee215
    @apertureemployee215 Před 4 lety +952

    I'm quite partial to Jimmy Dean breakfast bowls myself. Egg, potato, cheese, meat, plus an entire day's worth of salt. Tasty

    • @cloudbloom
      @cloudbloom Před 4 lety +16

      Those are so good

    • @wolventhrone1631
      @wolventhrone1631 Před 3 lety +67

      Im ashamed to say it but I add extra cheese and salt

    • @thatoneinternetguy9258
      @thatoneinternetguy9258 Před 3 lety +16

      For Me, I’ll Take A Jimmy Dean Simple Scramble, Or A Jimmy Dean Breakfast Sandwich

    • @ethanhowell5587
      @ethanhowell5587 Před 3 lety +17

      The jimmy dean sausage egg and cheese croissants and biscuits are my favorite

    • @bc8010
      @bc8010 Před 3 lety +5

      They are pretty expensive for just one bowl tho. When you compare it to a whole box that will last you two weeks

  • @cooperlanham4647
    @cooperlanham4647 Před 5 lety +78

    Dont worry i got this one for you Banquet: Banquet invites you to pull up a chair and enjoy classic made in America comfort food. Like you we believe in good honest value, you'll taste it in our made from scratch flaky crust surrounding sausage in home style gravy.

    • @Galathorn
      @Galathorn Před 5 lety +9

      Coop Lanham Gravy made with real beef drippings

    • @cooperlanham4647
      @cooperlanham4647 Před 5 lety +11

      @@Galathorn To enhance stability.

  • @Avrysatos
    @Avrysatos Před 3 lety +13

    I love the breakfast croissant actually.
    But I take it apart and put it on a skillet and then reassemble it. Microwaving it is awful.

  • @koidial9025
    @koidial9025 Před 2 lety +10

    3:24 i love LEAN!!!!!!

  • @FatalKitsune
    @FatalKitsune Před 5 lety +285

    Ian if you promise never to show a picture of tonguefinger again, I will pay you any amount of money.

    • @residentflamingo115
      @residentflamingo115 Před 5 lety

      He wants 1000000000000 dollars

    • @EsotericBibleSecrets
      @EsotericBibleSecrets Před 5 lety +6

      I'll throw in a wish from the eternal dragon, since I have the 7 dragon balls and he said easy peasy in one of his videos...

    • @benjaminbowers5557
      @benjaminbowers5557 Před 5 lety +4

      Or, we could pay him to put it in EVERY video

  • @asdfgasdfg31
    @asdfgasdfg31 Před 5 lety +189

    I love ian's editing, its so unique and creative

  • @manicfreeman8861
    @manicfreeman8861 Před 3 lety +55

    "Picky man who doesn't like eating first thing in the morning microwaves cheap frozen food first thing in the morning to eat"
    Never change, Ian

  • @dpo2078
    @dpo2078 Před 3 lety +12

    never seen this channel but grateful this dropped into my recommended. this is information I definitely need.

  • @evillecaston
    @evillecaston Před 5 lety +165

    On the next episode of Brtualfoods, Ian reviews a dozen different recipes for tuna noodle. My favorite!

  • @CaszCactus
    @CaszCactus Před 5 lety +632

    Jesus is back and he's reviewing frozen food!

  • @RODAROLADA
    @RODAROLADA Před 3 lety +63

    Nobody:
    The reviews on the items: “Wow, this is so delicious ☺️. Every time I go to the store I buy at least 4!”

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      @ilikecurry2345 Před rokem +1

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  • @IRUNASSULT
    @IRUNASSULT Před 3 lety +9

    Pancake and sausage on a stick have been a staple in my family for years. I’ll easily down 3 at a time dipping them in syrup.

  • @lylajean100
    @lylajean100 Před 5 lety +369

    i love the pancake covered sausages, they’re literally breakfast corn dogs

    • @tarjet3867
      @tarjet3867 Před 5 lety +34

      ikr, back in school they served those 2 days a week but I guess not enough kids ate them? They were gone and I didn’t say goodbye...
      my sweet, sweet flapsticks...
      :’(

    • @loganknowsnoneofyourbusine263
      @loganknowsnoneofyourbusine263 Před 5 lety +1

      lylajean100 i can’t stand the saltiness of the sausage. I hate processed sausages

    • @juno7424
      @juno7424 Před 5 lety +1

      SAME

    • @ryanmoreno5542
      @ryanmoreno5542 Před 5 lety +2

      I love them when I was a kid and I love them till this day

    • @operationallyopaque1257
      @operationallyopaque1257 Před 5 lety +2

      *flapsticks

  • @madotsuki5119
    @madotsuki5119 Před 5 lety +536

    It's so weird having grown up poor and eating all these foods for almost every meal for years and years, even today, and loving them, and then having someone come in and say that they're terrible most of the time.
    It's interesting because I've learned to overlook certain things like looks and soggyness of buns and spongeyness and idk it's very weird haha.
    Like those breakfast croissant sandwiches I would eat up like no tomorrow. I had some just a week and a half ago actually.
    Pretty good imo.

    • @Akane1313
      @Akane1313 Před 5 lety +96

      Being poor really is the best seasoning. (Though i would've preferred being well off and picky) I learned to like so many foods when my family was homeless. Except beans for some reason. =/

    • @starcherry6814
      @starcherry6814 Před 5 lety +49

      The struggle is real out there

    • @yuritzamaravilla-diaz8511
      @yuritzamaravilla-diaz8511 Před 5 lety +21

      Same I feel as tho he said the bread was soggy I learned to look for the flavor good or bad
      When growing up with little money....

    • @arkzyk1544
      @arkzyk1544 Před 5 lety +3

      @@Akane1313 I love beans.

    • @jamieadams966
      @jamieadams966 Před 5 lety +38

      I agree on some of them being nasty though, can't lie. Grew up poor too, I know the struggle. I'm an adult now and I enjoy home cooked meals more than anything in the world, good restaurants as well. But, I will always have an appreciation for frozen foods. May not be the healthiest, but they sustain until you can do better.
      Edit: Frozen/canned foods really did help though. I was healthy, that's all that mattered. I still have a BIG love for Chef Boyardee spaghetti and meatballs ; as well as kidney beans.

  • @jordanmartin4696
    @jordanmartin4696 Před 3 lety +8

    I really like the brutalfoods videos homie, I'm a newcomer and I'm perplexed as to why you only have 700k subs! keep up the good work dogg!!!!

  • @alicenoele9530
    @alicenoele9530 Před 3 lety +7

    That pot pie was the most horrifying looking thing I’ve ever seen food-wise

  • @williewinkie
    @williewinkie Před 5 lety +70

    One of the best videos I've ever seen.[This review was collected as part of a promotion.]

    • @alexjames1756
      @alexjames1756 Před 5 lety

      Brutalmoose is one of my favorite CZcamsrs and I love every single one of his videos!
      [This review was collected as part of a promotion.]

  • @fedorg
    @fedorg Před 5 lety +345

    The outro creeped me the hell out. Keep it up!

  • @robstarsixcringe7895
    @robstarsixcringe7895 Před 3 lety +6

    14:14 these are my absolute jam, and if I could actually find them again, I would be buying the entire store stock

  • @jackdunavant2214
    @jackdunavant2214 Před 4 lety +26

    I was expecting a normal food review but instead I found the perfect CZcams channel

  • @kalekaela
    @kalekaela Před 5 lety +625

    The jimmy dean breakfast croissant sandwiches are actually really good. You had a bad experience with the breakfast sandwich because it was awful great value brand.

    • @gracytoyschultz4416
      @gracytoyschultz4416 Před 4 lety +7

      Heck yes

    • @liamb9574
      @liamb9574 Před 4 lety +5

      Yessiree they are delicious

    • @Mellence
      @Mellence Před 4 lety +29

      The english muffin with sausage are probably the best ones.

    • @instantkarma1636
      @instantkarma1636 Před 4 lety +30

      I honestly wonder if the Burger King Croissanwichs are just jimmy dean sandwiches. They are awesome tho.

    • @alex_tbh
      @alex_tbh Před 4 lety +4

      I like the sausage, egg and cheese one. Small, but fast, filling, and tasty!

  • @Tekkwin
    @Tekkwin Před 4 lety +682

    frozen food: (exists)
    ian: i diagnose you with scary

  • @GerarGear
    @GerarGear Před 3 lety +9

    Amazing video as always! Im actually rewatching it, these episodes are so rewatchable, and as much fun watching them as the first time!

    • @cynthiasmith9336
      @cynthiasmith9336 Před 2 lety +1

      Same. Rewatching again and always cheers me up.

    • @GerarGear
      @GerarGear Před 2 lety +1

      @@cynthiasmith9336 😊

    • @cynthiasmith9336
      @cynthiasmith9336 Před 2 lety +1

      @@GerarGear Gotta pick which one to watch next, lol. 😊

    • @GerarGear
      @GerarGear Před 2 lety +1

      @@cynthiasmith9336 haha, all are awesome

  • @imarknutt5638
    @imarknutt5638 Před 3 lety +3

    This video was awesome. This review was collected as part of a promotion.

  • @jordand431
    @jordand431 Před 5 lety +315

    That “tonguefinger” was alarming to say the least

    • @lawrencecalablaster568
      @lawrencecalablaster568 Před 5 lety +3

      zoudain I specifically skipped that part of the video on my second watch- it's kind of terrifying.

  • @cristinamariposa
    @cristinamariposa Před 5 lety +106

    Also Ian I absolutely love your editing style. All the gags are always great.

    • @HAMHAMS110
      @HAMHAMS110 Před 5 lety +1

      He can make trying out frozen foods super funny and interesting, it's amazing!

  • @DanielCruz-tx4hg
    @DanielCruz-tx4hg Před 3 lety +310

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      @residentflamingo115 Před 3 lety +16

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      @lonetophaty Před 3 lety +9

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      @w_wa Před 3 lety +8

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    • @monado5937
      @monado5937 Před 3 lety +8

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      @dumbgayenby Před 3 lety +5

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  • @SkillsLoading
    @SkillsLoading Před 3 lety +3

    Is it weird that this is probably the video I have watched most on CZcams. It keeps getting recommended to me and I'm always in a mood to watch it. Its just a weirdly appealing video, lifts my spirits.

  • @stressedpeach7749
    @stressedpeach7749 Před 4 lety +1431

    There's something so wholesome and chaotic about Ian, like he just seems like this chaotic dude with god like powers chilling all the time. He has that chill but super chaotic vibe

    • @stinklinethegoblin5952
      @stinklinethegoblin5952 Před 4 lety +14

      Stressed Peach yeah definitely something behind the mask

    • @jou3456
      @jou3456 Před 4 lety +21

      Basically cat face but with the buff body

    • @VyPham-ki4lp
      @VyPham-ki4lp Před 4 lety +13

      Chaotic neutral

    • @Enderlord701
      @Enderlord701 Před 4 lety +4

      Chaotic neutral

    • @harper7157
      @harper7157 Před 4 lety +9

      Yeah can we get a chaotic counter up on the screen please?

  • @gerg21345
    @gerg21345 Před 5 lety +1215

    For april fools you should review bottled water

    • @KohakuShowtime
      @KohakuShowtime Před 4 lety +35

      Deer Park, Kirkland, Dasani, Aquafina, Fiji, Icelandic Glacier, etc.

    • @willowashe
      @willowashe Před 4 lety +38

      There is a guy who reviewed club soda without actually understanding what club soda is. Finding that video was the highlight of my 2019.
      It’s been a slow year.

    • @jesusramirezromo2037
      @jesusramirezromo2037 Před 4 lety +16

      There are some shit water brands that taste like meddicine, some taste like alchohooo, some taste old, others taste like dirt, few taste good

    • @CowboyLuigi
      @CowboyLuigi Před 4 lety +6

      @@KohakuShowtime The control should be local waters in his hometown

    • @wintertheampharos4725
      @wintertheampharos4725 Před 4 lety +5

      Jesus Ramirez Romo *cough Nestlē pure life cough*

  • @supergiant92
    @supergiant92 Před 3 lety +4

    Ian is amazing! He always makes me laugh from how he goes about editing his videos xD. He starts going on about things and trying to explain and describe stuff in his reviews and it turns into ramblings and that is funny af imo with how chill he is with all of it. I have binge watched his entire food review vids with no regrets lol.

  • @mxguff
    @mxguff Před 5 lety +130

    "I am not a fan of regular pot pies" yeah right Potpie4life in Iowa

  • @Eerie_Clark
    @Eerie_Clark Před 5 lety +78

    Dude I subbed to watch you cover weird PC games but I'm enjoying your "let's do whatever and film it" videos too. You make pretty much anything funny seemingly without even trying. Keep it up.

    • @theweirdo8622
      @theweirdo8622 Před 5 lety +4

      Same. He makes everything interesting. I probably wouldn't watch this kind of video if it weren't for him.

  • @andrewsmith1204
    @andrewsmith1204 Před 3 lety +2

    Your videos are so incredibly chill. Love it.

  • @VaelArche
    @VaelArche Před rokem +5

    This editing is just perfect. Gives me golden age youtube vibes.

  • @willowd0ll
    @willowd0ll Před 4 lety +654

    Its 5AM and I'm trying so hard to contain my laughter but something about watching this man eat breakfast right after waking up combined with the editing is just killing me

    • @Niagaranobs
      @Niagaranobs Před 3 lety +4

      Have you slept yet?

    • @chhhhlo1817
      @chhhhlo1817 Před 3 lety +12

      Legend says this person is still up, containing their laughter.

    • @carpalini
      @carpalini Před 2 lety +3

      i hope they’ve slept by now

    • @CopiousDoinksLLC
      @CopiousDoinksLLC Před 2 lety +3

      This my favorite Brutalfoods video to watch first thing in the morning. I like the slow, tired ambience of it. Even the editing is a little more sedate than the other episodes. Really makes it feel like you and your buddy are just waking up.

    • @Dudermanbro
      @Dudermanbro Před rokem +1

      Willow it’s 12am and I haven’t slept in 2 years wondering if you’ve slept.

  • @pushinguproses
    @pushinguproses Před 5 lety +722

    I am VERY disappointed in that sausage roll.

    • @CrudeConduct666
      @CrudeConduct666 Před 5 lety +6

      Quit being so pretty. It's distracting.

    • @ultimatedesingers
      @ultimatedesingers Před 5 lety +14

      What is this, a crossover episode?(I'm sorry I had to).

    • @hamtaro126
      @hamtaro126 Před 5 lety +4

      I agree with Roses though, Jimmy Dean needs more Quality Control

    • @denofobscurity1033
      @denofobscurity1033 Před 5 lety +7

      I hear that all the time... It's the cause of my anxiety. :(

    • @MC96-
      @MC96- Před 5 lety +1

      that's what she said hehe..
      😢

  • @superbseth64
    @superbseth64 Před 2 lety +2

    23:48 can we just appreciate how smooth that transition was

  • @michaelolz
    @michaelolz Před 2 lety +1

    What do I want for Christmas? To sit and marathon all the BrutalFoods series. Merry Christmas, Ian!

  • @mistermangoman9293
    @mistermangoman9293 Před 4 lety +446

    The corn dog bought back some memories of in primary school I saw on the lunch menu that they were serving hot dogs, I thought to myself “cool, I haven’t had one of those in a while” so I went up to the counter gave the woman my money and ordered a corn dog. She then handed me a tan coloured sausage (it wasn’t even battered). I took one bite of it and threw up.

  • @felixcharles9773
    @felixcharles9773 Před 5 lety +333

    The frozen breakfast meals aren’t doing anything for me, but Ian is lookin like a snack 👀

  • @kbarts316
    @kbarts316 Před rokem +3

    They used to serve us those Jimmy Dean pancakes on a stick in elementary school lol

  • @Torontokid
    @Torontokid Před 2 lety +1

    After working all day these videos w a diet soda get me thru til the weekend lol. You have a great channel. I enjoy it very much! Thanks.

  • @gilly9706
    @gilly9706 Před 5 lety +265

    I don't know why I am here. This video just kinda popped in my recommended but you now have a new subscriber

    • @tarjet3867
      @tarjet3867 Před 5 lety +13

      welcome to brutalmoose, dude. he’s mostly doing food reviews, but he did some film and game reviews in the past that are really good. You should check those out if you like that sort of shtuff

    • @theobserver4214
      @theobserver4214 Před 5 lety +7

      Penguin I guess CZcams actually gave you a good recommendation

    • @evsrcandgaming7691
      @evsrcandgaming7691 Před 5 lety +2

      Same lol

    • @xac3gamingx627
      @xac3gamingx627 Před 5 lety

      Retweet

    • @kuro-dr1im
      @kuro-dr1im Před 5 lety

      Noot noot

  • @BryanPlush
    @BryanPlush Před 5 lety +367

    That Coffee Bean Transition Reminds Me So Much Of Chowder

    • @lawrencecalablaster568
      @lawrencecalablaster568 Před 5 lety +4

      BryanPlush The Plush rabba rabba rabba

    • @yidasjdjasgd4054
      @yidasjdjasgd4054 Před 4 lety +37

      CHOWDA I FORGOT TO TELL YOU I LACED THE. COFFEE BEANS WITH TWO POUNDS OF FENTANYL.
      STOP EATING THE FUCKING COFFEE BEANS CHOWDER

    • @Vixikitsi
      @Vixikitsi Před 4 lety +12

      *chhhOOOOWWWDEAAAHHH*

    • @michaelallen4331
      @michaelallen4331 Před 4 lety +8

      HappyFoxUniverse YoU tAkE tHe MoOn AnD yOu TaKe ThE sUn

    • @pdivine_4136
      @pdivine_4136 Před 4 lety

      Exactly what I thought

  • @notskipbayless7918
    @notskipbayless7918 Před 3 lety +5

    Those bacon egg and cheese sandwiches are actually fire. I ate them all the time in college. Better than what the school was serving

  • @SupernovaSteven
    @SupernovaSteven Před rokem +1

    Ian’s editing is so distinct, and the only editing that consistently makes me laugh out loud. Brutal Moose foreverrrr

  • @kabane-hawk
    @kabane-hawk Před 5 lety +77

    I wanted to watch some brutalmoose vids today, but there wasn't a new one. So I started re-watching the banquet meal showdown episode. Halfway through watching I got a notification about a new video. Today is a good day.

  • @abiwonkenabi7027
    @abiwonkenabi7027 Před 5 lety +94

    As a breakfast sandwich connoisseur, I had to comment again. I almost never follow the instructions on a frozen breakfast sandwich. I tend to avoid ham or bacon, stick to egg and sausage as it defrosts better. I don't use the bag, I wrap it in paper towels. Microwave the meat only first (egg and sausage) until its mostly warm, then re-assemble the sandwich, re-wrap in paper towel and microwave until bread is warm and cheese is melted. If you do it all at once, the bread ends up tough or soggy, and that's awful. (EDIT: same with the sausage roll, you need to wrap it in a paper towel or it will be soggy.)
    That said, idk what people are saying, a Croissan'wich is far better than any frozen sandwich I've ever had. Most fast food joints have a decent breakfast sandwich, and even if they use frozen ingredients, they defrost them far better than any microwave. I guess convenience conquers all.

    • @felixc543
      @felixc543 Před 5 lety +6

      This is helpful- I don't really eat microwave sandwiches cause I've never had a good experience with them, but I'm gonna use this advice for the frozen sandwich somebody gave us a while back
      I'm the kind of guy who likes to put effort into instant ramen

    • @fallencrusade6924
      @fallencrusade6924 Před 5 lety +2

      I do the same thing, I hate mushy bread and rubbery egg. Sausage, egg, and cheese biscuits with a white gravy for dipping. Heaven.

    • @Ferriswheel31
      @Ferriswheel31 Před 5 lety +5

      The real cosmic brain strat to an amazing frozen breakfast sandwich is to split it in half and stick it in a toaster oven, with tinfoil on the rack, so that the bread/croissant/muffin is on the bottom. 350 for 10 minutes, then microwave the sausage for 15s on a paper towel. I'll commonly set this up just before I hop in the shower. The bread will stay warm after the toaster oven dings and shuts off.
      Best method I've come up with so far. Frozen breakfast items are 100x better in the toaster oven than in the microwave, including those pancake/sausage on a stick things.

    • @ThePurpleManiak
      @ThePurpleManiak Před 5 lety

      I usually end up actually popping the bread off of the actual sandwich and toasting them separately, and then just defrosting and microwaving the inside on top of a paper towel. I love a toasted English muffin.

    • @abiwonkenabi7027
      @abiwonkenabi7027 Před 5 lety

      @@Ferriswheel31 ​ Agreed, toasting is obviously superior. This is coming from the perspective of someone who is too lazy to even do that much heh. Also, in the past, I have had to do this in a dorm, with limited resources. So I got pretty good with the microwave, ha ha.
      But when I make my own sandwich, you can bet I'm popping in some toast or an english muffin. With butter, too. So good.

  • @user-ls2bu3vn2z
    @user-ls2bu3vn2z Před 3 lety

    your editing style has me absolutely CREASING it's perfectly timed and humorous

  • @tonguegrease384
    @tonguegrease384 Před 4 lety +30

    Pancakes and sausage on a stick was easily my favorite microwaved breakfast food as a child and I still think they taste amazing today, this video made me sad that my pure joy and love for these delectable breakfast corndogs couldn't be shared with another lover of microwaved food.

    • @jankemjunkie6564
      @jankemjunkie6564 Před rokem +7

      Was looking for this comment, I still love those flap sticks.

    • @MinecraftTheo
      @MinecraftTheo Před rokem +3

      It’s the best! And also he recommended not putting syrup on it and when he didn’t even try it! It need syrup

  • @verdantmischief7092
    @verdantmischief7092 Před 4 lety +232

    The pancake and sausage on a stick is actually one of my favorites

    • @Glareflare
      @Glareflare Před 4 lety +12

      I love them too!

    • @verdantmischief7092
      @verdantmischief7092 Před 4 lety +27

      @@Glareflare Interesting. It seems Ian is in the wrong side of history on this issue

    • @MidnightWanderer00
      @MidnightWanderer00 Před 4 lety +25

      @@verdantmischief7092 In his Defense, He never ate breakfast for a long time.

    • @pookeywan
      @pookeywan Před 4 lety +13

      You mean the flapsticks? 😂

    • @stellarstarrs3219
      @stellarstarrs3219 Před 4 lety +9

      I adore them! My school used to serve them as breakfast with syrup. They're so good!