Super Cafe Compilation - Volume One
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- We made a compilation of all the Super Cafes in honor of the coffee duo being on CZcams 10 years this month. Thank you for watching our silly shorts all these years!
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How Batman V Superman Should Have Ended
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How Deadpool Should Have Ended
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Hero Swap - Gladiator Starring Iron Man
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How X-Men: Days of Future Past Should Have Ended:
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BAT BLOOD - A Batman V Superman AND Bad Blood Parody ft. Batman:
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Villain Pub - The New Smile:
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How Finding Nemo Should Have Ended
• How Finding Nemo Shoul...
How Jurassic World Should Have Ended:
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How Inside Out Should Have Ended:
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How The Avengers: Age of Ultron Should Have Ended - Part Two:
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How The Avengers: Age of Ultron Should Have Ended - Part One:
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Aquaman V Superman - Hero Swap
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How The Battle of the Five Armies Should Have Ended:
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Jurrassic World - Raptor Training:
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How Guardians of the Galaxy Should Have Ended:
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How The Avengers: Age of Ultron Should Have Ended:
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How The Maze Runner Should Have Ended:
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How The Amazing Spider-Man 2 Should Have Ended:
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Villain Pub- To The Tailor:
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The Lego HISHE 2 (The Alternate Ending):
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How Captain America: The Winter Soldier Should Have Ended:
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How Godzilla Should Have Ended:
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Villain Pub- To Battle!:
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How Frozen Should Have Ended:
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The Lego HISHE:
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How The Batman Begins Should Have Ended:
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How The Desolation of Smaug Should Have Ended:
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I'm Batman!
That Dude No I will not because I'm Batman!
Batman you cant be Batman because im batman
I'm Captain America
stelios kspa You're an imposter because I'm Batman!
Captain America Hello Captain America!
Three laws of HISHE:
1: Villains are stupid
2: Heroes are annoying
3: X-Men are stubborn
4: BECAUSE IM BATMAN
Beastly Rex You Forgot One, Darth Vader Being a Father
DmaliqP TDS You have a son?! I have a son!!!
That's 5 laws
do something like this again
That's 4
When HISHE portrayed Bats and Sups’s relationship much better than the DCEU
Max Isola I CAN’T LIKE IT!!
@@echothevelociraptor9694 Why would you hate DC?
@@echothevelociraptor9694 I know and I respect thay but why do you hate it?
The movies aren’t that great, and most of the characters aren’t that well developed. Honestly, I don’t mind it, but Marvel beats it by a long shot
DelfinoSquare they’re actually relatable and complex but WB don’t know how to make a decent movie with them😒
Thor - "well at least I have a father"
Deaths:
1) Mom - Dark World
2) Dad - Ragnorok
3) Sister - Ragnorok
4) Best Friend - Infinity War
5) Brother - Infinity War
6) relationship with Jane foster...
Bro it was the first Thor movie
Why U Mad Bro Yeh but she’s back in Thor 4
Erik Valiulis 6 is to be determined.
Batman: WELCOME ABORD THOR
Erik Valiulis the relationships coming back in Love and Thunder
The three laws of HISHE:
1. Villains are stupid.
2. Heroes are annoying.
3. X-Men are stubborn.
You forgot one.
4. BECAUSE HE'S BATMAN
5. Superman saves the day
NaptimeGaming with his superspeed
And the law number 4 BECAUSE IM BATMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNN COUGH COUG,I just said that doing the cancer batman voice
Anthony Hiebert 4. Because he's Batman
BECAUSE I AM BATMAN
No you don't,you know why BECAUSE HE IS BATMAN
BECAUSE IT'S A BATPHONE
I am Groot.
I am,antman!
Batman no IM BATMAN
I came here just to hear this :
*"BECAUSE I'M BATMANNNN"*
Nur Asyiqin well I came here because I’m Batman
Me To
Me too, Because I'm batman
I knew you said that, BECAUSE I’M BATMAN
@@calciumiscool9111
NBC. NBC. W.
Ultimate Batman pickup line: “Hey, you wanna know my secret identity?”
I will try that someday 🤔
I would say yes
“I’m Batman”
It probably works 100% of the time
No it’s “Because I’m Batman”
BECAUSE IM BATMAN
No
IM BATMAN
That Dude And I'm Ant Man.
you cant be Batman because im batman
im mariooo
I'm Manbat.
30 mins??? Hope the toilet is comfortable...
King of Wakanda 💩
It is.
Hah. Mine sure is ;)
Son you're supposed to be cleaning your room!
T'Chaka. But you dead now and now he's the King now soooo yoi can't really boss him around My Lord😎😎
Thor: "Everything he does, he does for a reason"
Superman: "Like stealing a baby?"
🤣🤣😂
Ikr. I really love this Supes. He's just so chill 😂
no he adopted loki
I thought Loki was abandoned 😅
Loki: son of A ........
Odin: ICE GIANT !!!!!
U bore u me u unearthly mortal
@TrunkzHz and you bore me you low budget god.
all you mortals do is fight 🤜🤜 🤛
Yes
Super Café Is Probably One Of My Favourite Series On All Of CZcams. XD
Squirrel Is Amazing second only to villain pub
True. Both Are So Amazing, I Wish They Were Uploaded More. :P
Squirrel Is Amazing I Agree, But Why Do You Type Like This?
Squirrel Is Amazing I've seen both vol.1 and vol.2 I hope there will be more Supercafe.
Unsang Because Why Not? :P
,,I'm batman" is thirteen years old
Delta Drache I feel old now
And still fun
no, "i'm batman" has always been around since the comics. it's "BECOZ I'M BATMAAAAAN!!" which is 10 years old.
did you watch batman begins?? or read the comics??
koushik raja NNNNNNEEEEEEERRRRRRDDDDDDDDD
"Now that's hurtful!"
"You blinked! Peace I'm out, I'm Batman!"
Love this line.
Yeah, same
Everytime i cant stop laughing🤣
"Because I'm Batman. I am also rich... I"m rich Batman" LMFAO. I lost it.
Lol
Lol
"Dude, I catch falling planes in mid air like every other week."
"And I'm Batman."
You misspelled the title. It's supposed to be "Because I'm Batman Compilation - Volume One"
Mettaton Ex LOL! That is what I would of called it!
2011: Thor has a father
2017: Thor had a father
Doctor Who: "No no out, how did you even get in here?"
Batman: "BECAUSE I'M BATMAN!" XD I laughed so hard at that.
"you ran over a human being" oh Kal,you have no idea what is in the future...
no idea indeed
*+Bucky Barnes* wait a minute...
Bucky there's two of you?!
I wonder how Steve will feel about this
Let's start a petition for the next batman movie to be named Because He's Batman
Everybody in agreement,say"AYE!"
AYE
AYE?
Eye!
AYE
Green lantern: why won't u guys accept my request?
Batman: we will wen u make a good movie
DAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMN
Well let's see if the snyder cut is good we might see a green lantern movie but who knows
@@dionelmejia8093 hopefully with Jon Stewart. Although that’s probably because I’m biased
I love their chemistry. If they talked to yourself like that in some movie... That would be awesome.
Yeah,
Too bad most of DC films aren't that great nor good nor okay most of the time.
And they didn't even talked to ALL superheroes.
Especially Spider-Man.
Which is very wrong in so many ways.
I love how Superman always says how easily he could kill Batman but Batman always laughs. It shows how Batman knows Superman's morals and knows he'd never do anything like that.
NinjaNed99 *Cough* Injustice 1 *Cough*
Pokemon Power cough not canon cough completely different universe cough
Reading this made the vid so much more funny
and then superman killed Joker
NinjaNed99 no batman laughs cos he knows he would win
Superman : *it's because you're Bat-*
Batman : *BECAUSE I'M BATMAN!!!!*
I love when he say that XD
I am Groot
Me haha to haha
You mean says?
@@someoneelse3508 I'M BATMAN
gabriel zegales I’m Derpy Potato
I love this friendship. Actually kinda wholesome ngl.
Did you guys predict Robert pattinson being batman with that twilight joke......woah 🙃🙃🙃
Where?
Where?
17:01
@@dikshamalhotra321 😂
It's fun to re-watch all of this "old" stuff, *knowing how things turned out*...
like BvS, Justice League, Deadpool, Disney slowly taking over the world...
You know, the usual, right?
The Bat of Gotham You wanna know why?
LOL JK
I'm BUTT-man >:)
The Bat of Gotham I think it's more than that
BECAUSE I'M BATMAN
RisaXSeph 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡oh so your saying that MARVEL is the devil because Disney owns MARVEL!!!
So much fun to see these again. I absolutely will never get tired of the "Because I'm Batman!" gag. Makes me laugh every single time.
Ryan Ellis Never gets annoying.... 😃
Ryan Ellis knock knock
Whos there
Bec
Bec who- oh cra-
BECAUSE IM BATMAN
I love how in character these clips always are. Even with Superman being all wide eyed and trusting of everything while Batman is more cynical and refuses to rely on anything he didn't make himself
If only DC could write them half as well lmao
this whole series is my headcannon for what bruce and clark do everyday
"YOU COULDVE SAVED RORY AND AMY" - batman, the biggest fanboy in the multiverse
netflix & chill When Batman said that, I fell in love with him.
Ellie Hernandez Don't remind me!!!!!!
'How did you even get in here?'
'BECAUSE I'M BATMAAAN'
😂😂
what about superman the biggest fan girl in the omniverse
obliterator deathcon 4 whats wrong with superman?
Batman: "You're sure you want this?"
Superman: "No, dude. I'm not scared."
Batman: "You sure?"
Superman: "Yeah."
Batman: "Alright. Here goes......
Superman: "I'm waiting."
Batman: "Man of Steel... was not inspiring."
Superman: ..............
Superman: "Now that's just hurtful."
You blink
You forgot one of the funny bits.
Batman :" You blinked! Peace, I'm out! I'm Batman!"
YOU BLINKED. BRUCE IM OUTIM BATMAN
Because I'M BATMAN✌
Superman: “I’m faster than a speeding bullet, I saved several cities in one day, I only have one weakness, I am super good looking, I punched Darkseid, I am the leader of the Justice League, I made out with Lois Lane and was played by 9 supermodels!”
Batman: “And I’m Batman”
The batman is batman because he's batman because he is batman because he's batman...... Duh
Isn't batman basically the leader of the justice league since he funds it and comes up with the strategies for the league and keep a track of all leaguers
@@jonathanwhite7168 touche
Lol
𝘽𝙀𝘾𝘼𝙐𝙎𝙀 𝙃𝙀'𝙎 𝘽𝘼𝙏𝙈𝘼𝙉
6:51 it's kinda funny when you know that Batman and Superman are voiced by the same guy, so the laughing is just one guy.
BECAUSE HE'S BATMAN!!!!!
Super-Man: *"Just call it.. Man of Steel: Total Pwnage"*
Batman: *"...Or Because he's Batman"*
That makes no sense.
And thus the phrase "BECAUSE IM BATMAN!" Was born
"When Captain America throws his mighty shield,
All those who choose to oppose his shield must yield!
Unless ur a plane
Or a bomb
Or some ice!
Batman : Cause I'M BATMAN
Subtitles: Cuz i'm perfect
😂😂😂
Same thing
"Try every girl you ever dated!"
Does Superman have room to talk here?
Batman:nock nock
Super man:who's there
Batman:bec
Super man:bec who...oh shi...
Batman:BECAUSE IM BATMAN!!!!!!!
Knock mate Knock
Batman: knock knock
Superman: Do you have Kryptonite?
Batman: I have at home
Superman: Come In
Batman: What?
Superman: Because when you are superman, you only have to fear the Kryptonite.
jc gaming knock knock*
im sorry but........ *knock
Cap: CAN YOU WATCH YOUR.... LANGUAGE
BECAUSE I'M BATMAN!
Because I'm Batman
BECAUSE I'M BATMAN
BECAUSE IM BATMAN
BECAUSE I'M BATMAN!
BECAUSE I'M BATMAN!
“We can’t hear you through all of this box office money”
Definitely the best line I’ve ever heard
Let's take a moment to congratulate the people at HISHE. You guys have grown beautifully over the years and we're lucky to have you
Drinking game: Take a shot everytime Batman says “Im batman”
😂😂
Ugwy Duckwing my brother is dead now
If I did that I would be soooo drunk
I don’t remember anything from the last 13 hours and I have five dogs in my house now and can’t find my keys
I think my liver just lost its parents to tragedy and now dons a cap and mask
And beats bartenders and liquor store clerks to a inch of there lives every day.
Because I'm batman
"when captain america throws his mighty shield all those to who oppose his shield must yield unless your a plane or a bomb or some ice then he will choose to take a nap because the ice seems nice when captain america throws his mighty shield"
that just brought back soooo many memories... even though the winter soldier version is still my fav
“When Captain America throws his mighty shield all who oppose his shield must yield unless your a plane or a bomb or some ice or a brain washed buddy or a spiiider maan than you don’t necessarily have tooo yieeeeeeld”
unless you're a plane or a bomb or so ice or a brainwashed buddy or a Spiderman or Tony stark or a version of yourself or just plain thanos.... Then you don't necessarily have to yield
True
Why didn't mario mention the fact that he saved the galaxy...
Didn’t he kind of destroy it though?
Dont forget all the work he did in Oddessy.
Because he wasn’t Batman
Actually he didn’t, the universe reset
Ultimate Batman pickup line: “Hey, you wanna know my secret identity?”
did anyone notice the “wooosh” when Batman was reading Clark’s tweets and he said he just saved the day?
Yes that was easy to notice you goofball
Hey Batman! Good luck on the new movie, you gotta fix those ears tho..
I did
That was Superman, flying off to save people and came back.
"At least i have a father" - (batman die's inside) LMAO
Wahdat Zakie
*Dies
Superman too hasn't Father
Wahdat Zakie shouldn't superman be sad also cuz his parents are dead also
watch man of steel hishe
@@josepheverheart7158 he has a mom
I think Batman's catchphrase will NEVER get old. It makes me laugh every time.
You know what, we all must be super if we survived volume 1 of the Super Hero Compilation without backing out :3
it got old
It always makes me stay for one more minute
BECAUSE IM BATMAN
@@Hithere-wq6qi"I'm Batman" ❤️
Do you know why?
Best incarnation of Batman & Superman ever!!!!!
Who else wants to go to this cafe😂
Me u know why BECAUSE I AM BATMAN!!!!!
Me
Do more villain pub episodes !!! Please!!
YES
I'M BATMAN
Mathias Bast No you're not
James Reveley they have a life
jimmyperkins91 there life is doing this stuff.
That will never get annoying
BECAUSE I'M BATMAN
No you're not
I'm batman
None of you are because Bruce Wayne and batman lol
@@ryanfitzgerald7076 umm what?
@@Faxcollector I don't know man
Batman
16:59. Superman talks to Batman about Twilight, and no Batman is played by Robert Pattinson. Coincidence, I think not!
Lydia Howard thank God someone else noticed that
I love that they actually had bruce and clark in a cafe in the recent rerelease of under the red hoodm
Does Anyone Agree that Batman is the Best Hishe Character alive😎😎😎😎
Tristan Warmer
you know why? because he's Batman!!
Tristan Warmer do you know why....... BECAUSE IM BATMAN!
do all of u no y because im batman
Because he has a BatPhone!
Tristan Warmer Because he's Batman....
WHEN CAPTAIN AMERICA THROWS HIS MIGHTY SHIELD
Those who choose to oppose his shield must yield
Unless ur a plane
a who come to the sheild must weildddddddddddddd
@@thedoomsdaycrow5555 or some ice
Or a brainwashed buddy
You know why this is so good?
BECAUSE HE'S BATMAN!
I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING!! The scene in 'SpiderVerse' where Miles and Peter B are eating burgers? That's totally the Superhero Cafe.
because I'm batman never dies
stultus macsimus you know why?
#memesneverdie
Also,
BECAUSE I'M BATMAN!!!
yes it does
are you sure about that?
stultus macsimus *plays John Cena's theme song on giant stereo*
I'm batman~ I'm a-mario~ I'm batman~ I'm a-mario~
Andra wagner I am groot
Im mary poppins y'all
I am iron man
I am Steve Rogers
I am Ant-Man
Batman looking at superman after superman thought Ms incredible was flirting with him. Priceless. 🤣
11:14 , man this scene killed me. He calls Alfred to assist him on the weather but Alfred uses the Assistant to answer his Batman's question on the weather, hilarious 😂
*How X-Men: The Last Stand Should Have Ended*:
Jean: Save me.
Wolverine injects Jean Grey with the Mutant Cure.
Jean: Wha--what just happened?
Logan: I took away your mutant powers.
Jean: Oh.
Logan: You sound disappointed.
Jean: No, it's just that, I thought you were going to kill me.
Logan: Kill you?! Why would I kill you? I love you! Plus, there's like a ton of mutant cure needles all over the ground from the battle, and I literally just did the same thing to Magneto earlier.
Jean: Wow, thats-that was a really good idea..........
Logan:..............So, you wanna get out of here?
*In the Super Cafe*
Logan: So there you have it. I cured Jean, and now we're gonna live happily ever after. And I didn't even have to time travel to do it.
Logan, Jean, and Batman laugh.
Superman: Ha ha. Very funny.
Batman: So, Logan, what are you going to do when you're too young for her?
Logan: Well, maybe I'll inject myself with the cure; stop my healing. Or maybe I'll just inexplicably age over the course of a few years and die. I mean, wouldn't it be crazy if my adamantium was poisoning me? Talk about irony.
Jean: I have to be honest. I kinda miss telepathy.
Batman: Why? Is it because you want to know my......secret identity?
Jean: No thanks. Mutants should be entitled to their secrets.
Batman: Heh, heh, I'm not a Mutant. Or a Metahuman.
Jean: Then...what is your superpower?
Batman: I'm rich.
Logan: Then why do you dress like a bat?
Aquaman: I dig it.
Batman: I dress like a bat because I'm Batman. I strike terror into the hearts of criminals. I thought you knew that. We've met before, like a bunch of times.
Logan: Have we? I don't really remember my past.
Jean: Well, I'm glad I don't have to strike terror into the heart of anyone anymore.
Logan: Yep. Smooth sailing from here on out. I mean there were some ominous Trask Industries commercials on TV, but I'm sure it doesn't mean anything.
Superman: Are you sure the cure is permanent?
Logan: Why wouldn't it be permanent?
Superman: I don't know, just--I recently had a fatal experience with Kryptonite that wasn't permanent, so--
Logan: I'm sure we'll be fine.
Magneto (outside walking and shouting): I can move chess pieces! I can move chess pieces!
Logan: He's just saying that.
give this guy a trophy
under_score you are a bloody genius
why is this not a thing
needs more likes
you cannot take a thing close to her. everything not even close to her gets explode. it takes a person with a healing power to get that close to her
"The Dark Knight Rises Again
and beats up Superman"
Sounds like the appropriate title to me.
“how did you even get in here-
BECAUSE IM BATMAN”
that is my favorite part of this whole video idek why
“Dude I catch Flying planes out of the air every other week”
“And I’m Batman”
"I'm the hero Gotham deserver but not the one it need " its the best dialogue in super cafe
forgot to say I'M BATMAN
Your first
Its been 10 years?! holy crap!
Jebediah Kerman it’s been 11 years actually
Jebediah Kerman you must have been stranded in orbit
10!?!? THAT'S ALMOST MY ENTIRE LIFE
Jovem nerd
2006 is when I was born.
Super café compilation vol. 1:-
0:07 Superman (2006)
1:06 Spider-man 3 (2007)
1:39 Iron man (2008)
3:08 The dark knight (2008)
5:03 Thor (2011)
6:31 Captain america: the first avenger (2011)
7:48 X-men: first class (2011)
8:27 Super café: super social network (2012)
10:19 Super café: bat phone (2012)
12:07 Super café: bros before marios (2012)
14:01 Marvel's the avengers (2012)
15:41 Super café: pros and cons (2012)
17:21 The dark knight rises (2012)
17:51 The amazing spider-man (2012)
19:25 Super café: trailer of steel (2012)
21:10 Super café: swingers tribute (2013)
23:11 Iron man 3 (2013)
24:02 Man of steel (2013)
24:54 Super café: versus (2013)
27:02 Super café: who's a hero (2013)
29:05 Thor: the dark world (2013)
29:22 Batman begins (2014)
Let's be honest, we would all watch a movie called "Because he's Batman"
These videos get Superman and Batman better than the Snyder films
Knock-Knock.
Who's there?
Bec.
Bec-Wh.....Ohhhhh....
BECAUSE I'M BATMAN!!!
phillip walling i
XD yeah
My favorite line
17:00 twilight reference 😂😂😂iconic
HISHE Superman and Batman have so much chemistry that I'm almost jealous😂
28:45 Mister Doctor?
it's.. Strange
Maybe. Who am I to judge?
Random guy: How do you make the costume so real?
Batman: BECAUSE I'M BATMAN
“How did you make your costume look so re-“
“BECAUSE I’M BATMAN!!!”
Roll credits
That Elastigirl one 🤣 Bruce’s smirk at Clark 😆
Is the waiter a super hero? That would explain why he made a super cafe
Its Alfred. Its always Alfred.
Peter F. Like a good waiter Alfred's always there
I got you Master Wayne.
Mordo is one of the waiters
Why volume1 came second? after uploud volume2 :D
Skrylexxox so that you watch them in order in sub box
Damn really clever
Alistair Shaw Well I read from bottom up
BECAUSE ITS BATMAN
Skrylexxox i think it is because they started uploading at the same time and
The 2nd probably went a little faster
OH MY GOD!!! EASILY the BEST DCU movies ever made,....by far. You have nailed not only Supes & Bats personalities, but also their voices. It's all perfect,... right down to the villains interactions. I don't remember them ever getting anything but coffee on Seinfeld either. I love that they are in a booth in front of a huge streetfront window. And others walk by/fly by and yell stuff at them. BRILLIANT
17:03 out here predicting the future of batman😂😂😂
Batman: "so are you retired now or what?"
Tony: "I don't know are YOU retired now?"
Lmao
i can hear Batman say "BECAUSE IM BATMAN" all the time... Repeating itself forever... It just never gets old!
You just quote by this point
This dry, sarcastic comedy is what I live for
“Hey, wanna know my secret identity?”
-Batman 2010 - Present
if superman has the ability to go back in time why doesn't he safe his planet
Help Help because its a paradox if he saves his planet then he cant save his planet because he could have never done it
Because he would never have met batman
It's because if he saved his planet it would be undone because he never would have been sent to earth and become super man. And he rewinds time for earth only by reversing it's rotation, and Krypton is destroyed. No planet, no reversing, no going back in time
Because I'm batman!!
Because he's not Batman
"At least I have a father"... But it also hurts Superman... He is also an orphan!. Double burn?
Hansel Orellana yes but Superman doesn’t care as much as Batman
Hansel Orellana He has Pa Kent
Hansel Orellana that's what I thought
Hansel Orellana (After Thor Ragnarok) Not anymore you don't!
Thor: but at least I have a father
Me:( after ragnorok ) not anymore!
23:56 Dude, he quoted end game, before end game...
No not really
22:00
Superman couldn't see the baby through the seat with his X-Ray vision?
Are the seats made of lead?😅
Pro-Elite probably
No he can control when he uses his x-ray vision.He just wasn’t using it.
Stay puft Vlogs no. He means lead. It has two pronunciations. “Led” and “Leed”
Do Logan Hishe
Brayden Lupher they are? wat
Spider Overlord But Logan already has the perfect ending
Jake The Snake *After Laura explains the movie....*
Batman: So that's it huh? Logan just died and you children walked off to Eden?
Laura: Hmmm-Hmph.
Superman: You know what really bugs me?
Batman: That there are no more mutants for some reason?
Superman: That too. but how this kid's story raises more questions than answers.
Laura: I'm right here....you know. You don't have to call me ki-
Batman: Like why did those Reavers cyborgs guys experiment on children, to make mutant solider but later in the story they just clone a full grown adult of Wolverine.
Superman: Yeah wouldn't it make more sense for them to make adult mutant soliders and then fall back on children if the adult experiments didn't work.
Laura: Well you see-
Batman: But seriously where are all the mutants in this world?
Superman: Yeah I mean it's hinted that the professor killed them with his mind. But this is the X-Men we're talking about. Wasn't there one X-Men member away on a mission or something at the time to survive X's physic back lash. You guys at that school travel like every other day.
Laura: I never attended that school but okay.
Batman: Plus where was that Magneto guy?
*sips coffee*
Wouldn't he still be around since he wears that helmet all the time?
Laura: I don't know who that i-
Superman: Plus he's besties with the professor. If anything Magneto would be protecting Charles, maybe even a better job than Logan.
*Laura pops out her claws and points them at Superman*
Laura: Do not speak badly of my Dad.
Superman: Okay junior. Put those build in butter knives away before I turn back time and stop you from being born. I ment no disrespect.
Batman: You know what I would've done.
Superman: Throw a Batarang?
Batman: That I would.
I would also use that green healing juice maybe in the middle or during the end of the battle.
Laura: But he was badly injured.
Superman: Then why didn't he use guns if his healing powers were weak?
Laura: He doesn't like guns.
Batman: Didn't stop him from using one.
Superman: Yeah you used a gun too, kid.
Batman: So did you guys make it to Eden?
Laura: Would love to tell you but I have to go now.
*Changes into a costume of Yellow and Blue*
SPIN OFF MOVIE!
Princesoulger
That would actually be perfect!😂😂😂
Princesoulger That was boring. I guess points for typing up a massive comment.
Batman: Do you know why ?
Superman: Shrugging his head
Batman: BECAUSE IT’S A BATPHONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Bruce ..Bruce ..Bruce ... Stop "
"I'm Batman ."
You guys should make a Super Cafe movie, it'd be a 100x better than Justice League
Illicit Films Justice League hasn't even released yet though
and the avengers
@@jackdaniels1310 Now that we're in the future, we can now definitely say that the Super Cafe movie would be 100x better.
I mean, you’re not wrong.
Omg yessss
Batman called the Time Lord "Mister Doctor.". Nice foreshadowing.
Hitori Hanzo i see what you did there~
I don’t get it
Are you gargling marbles. 😁
The reason why they don’t want spider man couldn’t hang out because he will try to shoot Batman
Another reason is Tobey Maguire’s Saturday Night Fever strut. XD