A Day in The Life of Putin
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- Äas pĆidĂĄn 6. 09. 2020
- What do you really know about the President of Russia, Vladimir Putin? Sure we know Putin keeps Russia locked up tight, and any propaganda (meme) against him is punishable by death, but who is Putin really? Check out today's new video to see what an average day in the life is like for the ruler of Russia.
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When Putin was Born he said congratulations to his Mother
Lol đ
Understandable, have a nice day.
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Actually?
One time Putin killed 50 men with a grenade.
Then it exploded.
xDDDDDDDD
He must have an anti air gun
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@@hieptrancong4110 he IS the anti air gun. He spits, plane explodes
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When the telephone was invented Putin already had 7 missed calls
super sonicxd who were those missed calls from?
Wrong...When Alexander grahmbell invented the telephone, he already had 7 missed calls from Putinđ€Ł
Disgusting.
Disgusting Propaganda alone, but even that is just a small part of the bigger disgusting picture.
@Anonymous Joe that's really not how a woosh goes at all
Idiot
When Putin calls 911 he asks him whatâs their emergency
Lol đ
The best hahaha
XD
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Me: how many comments?
Squidward Tentacles: Yes
WHEN PUTIN WAS 18, HIS PARENTS LEFT THE HOUSE
Fukin legend
yes
Underrated
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2 legendary comment
You are as legendendary
People tell stories about ghosts
Ghosts tell stories about PUTIN
And Putin tells stories of Chuck Norris
@@jakerouse3280 Chuck Norris tells stories about farmer with shotgun
Lol đ
Mohamad Emir Hareez LOL best comment here
â@@austinbate5107 That Farmer with shotgun produces food for Putin xD
When Putin was born, he signed his own birth certificate.
Why this has only 3 likes
@@sangenan1 it's 4 right now
@@hirohunter2314 yea
Now 138
Disgusting.
Disgusting Propaganda alone, but even that is just a small part of the bigger disgusting picture.
When putin visits your house, he gives you the wifi password.
That one probably acurateđ
Disgusting.
Disgusting Propaganda alone, but even that is just a small part of the bigger disgusting picture.
you know what they say, visit russia before russia visits you
Im pretty sure he can read the back of the wifi router
Our house
Russia: how many terms will u serve Putin?
Putin: yes
Lol đ
Putin: I thought terms were infinite.
In Russia you donât serve terms, terms serve you
Technically he just found a loophole in the 1993 Russian constitution (that the american government helped draft) so he legally hasn't broken any law running for a 3rd and 4th term as president.
All of his opponents just... died from natural causes i guess.
When Putin was born, he slapped the doctor for not crying
Why did he do that?
OR
(Why Vladimir Putin why?)
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@@johnclydeceniaberdigay3825 cause he built different sorry for replying late btw
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hahaha.... that's funnyđđ.
When. *Putin* was 18 the college paid him
What does "PAYED" mean?
@@marekweglinski9172 I'm Egyptian so you won't expect the best grammar from me
@@marekweglinski9172 'Payed' is the past tense of 'Paying'
Like:
"I payed for the car"
Or..
"I am paying for the food"
They paid him because they wanted to live
@@arjun-gf9mo there's no such word as "payed"
I think you mean 'paid'
eg: I paid for the car
When Putin was young, he diagnosed his doctors
Lol đ
Uuuuh dude....
black and gray yeh
Peter Parker I ainât a bot Iâm squidward bi###
In my basement
Putin clearly seems like the type to take a deep warm bubble bath and google search his name, he will probably watch this and smirk
Doesnt really fit him...He doesnt even own a cell phone...He is a techno phobe and hates the internet...
@@command_unit7792 that's what he wants you to think.
I guarantee he has an entire regiment he does alone.
1st rule of living never trust any man who cant or wont show emotion. They always have personal things to hide.
He keeps his public image air tight. Bit when he is alone in his room or with a few 2. I'm sure he finds out. Because for a person who hates technology he sure knows how to work it. Very well. He sure knows how to see propaganda against him very well. He commented on himself getting egged and the views the video got. So I'm sure he saw it. I'm sure technically maybe he hates it but he has someone browsing the web for him. Ppl of power knows what's going on with their names. Dont be fooled
Im gonna mind you @Don't Mind Me
He was the first one to like this probably
@@command_unit7792 he does not hate the internet lol. He even supports crypto
"not much of a cardio guy" after 2 hours of swimming, well :)
I was thinking the same thing. The guy is in better shape than probably any other world leader
@Jonathan Lin that would be dope tbhđ
Yeah that made no sense
Grant Kendrick nah have you seen my man Kim heâs got that nice body, look at them abs.
@Jonathan Lin swimming, cycling and judo )
When Putin eats , he gives nutrients to the foods
Why are you commenting so much
@@thebadstation8416 russian bot
@@thebadstation8416 it's the closest he gets to human interaction. The saddest part is these aren't even his original memes, they're all â» ones
OUR Food
Meh...
Fun fact the grandpa of putin was the personal chef of Stalin
" in my country it's pronounced Stallone " - Dave Skylark
His father worked for Lenin I think
True
Oh that's great. What did the man of steel eat?
@@finished6267 Stalin didn't eat much,he was Georgian so he liked Georgian cousine
Queen Elizabeth vs Vladimir Putin.
Who would win?
In terms of immortality , of course the queen đ€Ł
Queen elizabeth ii is a ceremonial person, Mr putin is kgb James Bond
Think who gonna be won?
Show up people vs strong leadership
Donald Trump child
Donald Trump ffs
the queen would win in a wrestling challange
Next video
"We're Shutting Down the Channel"
Nooooo
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I hope so.
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Shut up man
âThose who vote decide nothing. Those who count the vote decide everything.â
â Joseph Stalin
"Suppose you're sitting at a table and you chose the napkin to the left. The others have no choice but to pick the napkin on the left."
-Funny Valentine (Speech Summarized)
huh didnt know this was facebook
NewsPaperBin im 99,999999999999999/100 sure that is a JoJo reference
Lol đ
LOL!!!
When Putin was in school he sent the teacher to the principalâs office
He was the principal
Like the Presidentâs daughter in Spy Kids 2.
OUR TEACHER COMRADE
@@zyairjames6758 fax
i need a WIDE screen to watch this video first.
Underrated
Underrated
Underrated
Underrated af
Underrated af
1:25 why does the chef look like pew die pie đ
Because Felix is a Russian Agent!! I knew it!!
He lookin like him doe
That was because he is the Russian PewDiePie???
When Putin was 13 , He gave his dad " the talk "
*Putin swims for 2 hours, goes into gym to lift weights*
"Putin does not really focus on cardio, so you wont find him on the treadmill." .... bruh
Cant imagine him doing much swimming without using his legs
When Putin moved away from home he told his dad âyouâre the man of the house nowâ
That actually was ibrahimovic who said that
Does nobody get tired of these kind of jokes..... yh yh when putin was born he named his parents, in school Putin put his teachers on timeout, when Putin swims the water comes up for air etc etc đ€Ąđ€Ą
micky mr stealyomarj You mad bro?
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micky mr stealyomarj Agreed. Overly recycled comments from people with no originality.
When Putin went to school, he used to teach the teachers
probably taught them how to teach the students the right way instead of torturing them
When Putin used to go to the barber, he cut their hair
Nice try. Horrible comment
M Goldey no point of saying this but ok đđđ»đ
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Squidward Tentacles giving u feedback softie
M Goldey Horrable attitude
Foxy The Pirate pipe down squirt
Everybody gangsta until a KGB agent became the president of mother Russia
Lol đ đ
@Muhammad Ibrahim What do you mean?
@@maihaiki888 Putin was Ex- KGB
True
I thought his life is walking through hallways
And being W I D E
Oofer Time i see what you did there
I have seen putin smiling....he is not that emotionless.
You can see his smile when he greets officials of other country.
You wouldn't like it if smiled at you
You also see him smile when he takes off the headphones........
Whatâs he smiling at? The sight of disemboweled children? Those bombs dropped on Ukraine do a lil more then yâall think.
He has happy emotions.
Just not sad emotions. Or mad ones. Or loving weak emotions .
Or overly passionate ones.
when he invaded ukraine :/
When Putin was born he said "thank you, comrade mom"
He is in his 70's but still he has maintained himself so well.
I too admire his physique !
"He thinks it's cute his dogs arent afraid of him"
So Putin just needs a friend to see through his resting mad face. Putin needs a hug
And let's be real he clearly stays away from his family and pretends to avoid them because if he has a distant relationship his enemies wont hurt them
Big brain
Now everybody know it
One Hug for Poor Putin
The only time Iâve really seen his emotional state be really fragile is on May 9th on victory day because he has a brother who died during the war before Putins birth so he almost cried on one of the days in public
@@bananathebread4678 1111111111111111
When Putin goes to a feminist rally,he leaves with his shirt ironed and a sandwich!
Based Putin.
Iâm sorry, but that is chuck Norris and chuck Norris alone.
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Thatâs fun
2:40 I think you guys just predicted the future
That's not the mad Vlad, where's his theme Song for Denise and why isn't he wide?
*W I D E P U T I N*
Avery the Cuban-American you are everywhere are you my fsb agent
Vlad is short for Vladislav. Vova is short for Vladimir.
I have a strong urge to call Putin boom boom now đ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł
Wide-imir Putin
0:02 not anymore
Infographics: "Putin swims for 2 hours upon waking up."
Also Infographics: "Putin is not concerned about cardio."
Putin: âI ams great at ze hockeys â
Every other player on the ice: plays like a 5 year old child is on the ice so they donât get shot
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I made my cat watch this, now the cat stands in respect to the Russian Anthem đ»đłđ»đłđ»đł
My cat became a mountain lion and ate my dog after watching this. You got lucky
That's the vietnam flag
@@thatonememer6914 You mean the Tree Flag?
Lol đ i see what you did there
Vietnamese cat
One thing I love about infographics show is that they manage to capture famous people in their style sooo well it's incredible
When putin was was born he named his parents
yall be talking bout the way he behaves and i am here still thinking for 3 years how that one pigeon saluted him
Back when Putin was in school he gave the teachers homework.
U N D E R R A T E D
In Russia,it rains when Putin wants to water his plants
when putin was young he used to give his parents an allowance
Na, Nice try. Not funny.
M Goldey why are you so salty and commenting every comment itâs bad, black heart?
@@theanonymousboss9365 nope they probably have low social intelligence
2022 anyone this video is in recommended?! What a timing.
My parents: study
Me: no need I can see infographicshow
This videoâs wrong...
*âPutin ainât wide enoughâ*
wait putin is 180
Dead meme
@@legowagfles7287 no u
@Lego Wagfles you and joe Moma is a dead meme
I see what you did there
When Putin was born, he stopped the nurses from crying.
When Putin was born he cut off his own umbilical cord.
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Because he's killed the nurses. For no reason...yeah, that's WHAT actually hapenning in russia
*U.S.S.R. anthem intensifies*
Russian, not soviet
Dani Rijnsburger the best one
Long live the motherland am I right?
Gmoneyperez thatâs da best one
@@Milo.8732 sposibo tavarish
When putin comes late to the school
The teacher scolds rest of the class for coming early.
Heh, i remember when the internet pretty much had a love affair with the guy lol.
When Putin completed his study, he gave the graduation certificate to his teachers
General: I need to urgently talk to Putin.
Secretary: Well swim & talk to him at the same time General?
This did not age well (2022)
I didn't know Putin had two Grizzlies bears as bodyguards. They even carry ak47 with them. Putin is the greatest human being alive !
This ages like milk
2:44 a year later and he is already putting it into practice
He's trying to prevent that. The US and NATO are gaining ground and influence dangerously fast.
I'm in the early squad woo!
CIA donât be rude man
@UCWa_CN5MnMy5f-pJzPgRMEA Hey don't make me get the FBI on you
Nobody cares
@CIA what happened? I missed it. Lol
Same
Who's here after the Ukraine-Russia war?
yes
Yes
He has cried publicy and expressed many emotions. Anger, hapiness, stern, sad, etc...
Agree
Yes!!
When Putin trips, the floor gets hurt.
âPutinâs chefâ sounds like the MyPillow guy, if the Trump coup had worked.
when putin sleeps, dream sees him
Infographics I wish you stick to just stating the facts instead of weight in your political agenda
Fun fact: Putin is the first person that works out while riding a bear
The manâs a legend
Cload Y E S
@MyOwnDesign infamous would be the term then yes ?
He is huilo
@MyOwnDesignAmerican war crimes against humanity
@MyOwnDesign go look what they have done in Iraq and Libya and all the other wars they have created don't be a fool
That was hilarious. The Bears being his bodyguards đđ
Putin doesn't take shower but Germs wash him clean.
You forgot to put "invade a peacful neighboring country for no reason" on here
@JEpronuke wat was the reasons? And wat do you mean about "peacful"? Why not question "invasion" if russia is in the right and ukraines in the wrong?
Guys you might want to remove the âthe man, the myth, the legendâ part from this video. This quote is usually associated with likeable people and the man is currently perpetrating a genocide against Ukraine.
King Putinđ..
He'll WIN!!
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Informative like always
Thanks for this
I canât stop watching these
0:00 this will get you ratioed into the floor
1:22 anyone else notice how the chef looks like Rasputin form their video on him?
LOL :D there is too much info about his desk folders details as for his old-school hacker-proof communication devices. Anyway it was funny, especially the part with bear-bodyguards :D
Have a blessed day, man!
"not into cardio"
*Right after you said he swims for 2 hours a day*
When Putin used to go out for dinner, he asked the waiter for his order
He doesnt go out for dinner
My moves are BOLD, never get OLD.
Thank you,
Whoâs here after Russia invaded Ukraine? đșđŠ
I hope one day my videos are watched as religiously as I watch these videos đđ
Sir artic he just being honest my man, he an infographic fan lol
Putin the kinda guy when he farts he expects you to apologize
Anyone else catch the sasquatch at 2:11 đ
You expect him to go for a run on the treadmill after a two hour swim?
Every day is leg day
Once a coconut fell on putin
The coconut cracked in half
He sneaked in that Hi... oh yes he didđđđ
Putin doesn't feel hungry, hunger feels him.
2:12 on the right is that a reference to just some Bigfoot with intervenes access!?!?
to anyone watching this, pause at exactly 2:11 and look at the far right hand corner. Infographic guys out here putting out easter eggs XD
Boreng I donât see it.
@@gardnercoughlen8958 pause the video and click the time stamp and look at the right side
jamspreadbread the infoghraphics must really like Bigfoot
@@gardnercoughlen8958 yep
Putin:Iâm gonna watch this channel
You:Putin if your watching this hi
Putin:hello comrade
Hey brother. May i know the software you used to make this awesome infographic???
I have seen his body, there is no way he swims 2 hours a day. Even a slow swimmer can do a mile in a half hour. He can not look that dumpy swimming 4 miles a day, 28 miles a week....what a liar.
I mean, I do cardio for an hour a day and I'm still dumpy
One sentence you say he swims for two hours then you say he isn't a cardio guy.
Does anyone even proofread these anymore or are you just pumping then out as fast as possible?
It's not just this video, in the past months I've seen more mistakes than in the previous years.
Putin: "I don't have bad days. I'm not a woman" đŻđŻđŻ
Lol đ
Im a boy but i have a bad day
@The Inforgraphics Show Do you have the link to the sources from which this info was gathered?
Man this comments section has aged like spoiled milk.
One day Putin farted, nowadays they call it Big Bang
Heâs that guy from that wide walk with music
06:01
Now we wait for the legend himself to drop by and say 'Hello'