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"I'm 13% victim" rofl.
Skafiskafnjak despite
50%
Do you know what's both 13% and 50%? :)
@@Sebbe1 a symptom of a larger problem?
@@UncleSquatch being
I'm 102% victim, with a 2% margin of error.
No relation
hehe nice reference
Lol boondocks
Relax Ruckus
Nice Boondocks reference.
>0.1% Black. So thats why the police keep pulling me over.
99.99% white, blacks will stop him too...
@@virdeo9152 can't win,
@Independence In Mind You don't say..
@Independence In Mind Tis be a joke.
You can say the n word
Matt and Tray are geniuses. I’m a fan of everything they produce.
Incredible , next level satire.
They see things as they are and then they have the courage to express it through this show.
@@goldinthefurnace which episode is this from?
@@ImperiumInc941 I'm not sure 🤔
Columbus day episode. Top 5 ever.
"I'm 13% victim... I'm 21% victim..."
Nothing could be more true in 2020
I wish I could like this more than once but sadly I can't :P
@@thfreakinacage oppression Olympics
It’s actually ridiculous.
It's not true on Heyuri!
I’m from the future, it doesn’t get better.
Randy is by far and away the greatest South Park character. Anytime an episode revolves around him, it's GOLD.
Considering basically everyone is fed up with Tegridy Farms I'd say this comment aged like milk.
He is basically a middle aged man sitting on sofa after work and who is addicted to something
He was great but the Tegridy farms stuff ruined him and made him irredeemable. He's now the worst dad apart from Gerald.
Y'all be laughing but the sad part is, alot of Americans are just like him
@warchild9350 he's just like me and I'm an average white American man fr, I love him
“No one’s making fun of me now, or my people - who were victims!”
“Order now and find out if your friends should be more sympathetic towards you”
They took the best line out
Morning Steve
Sup n***a!
Seriously, that was the BEST part that made the joke work. I laughed so hard I cried the first time I heard it.
@@TheDragz😀
Aw, man, they cut out the "Sup nigga?" part
2.8 percent victim! Lol hahahahaha
Haha, this is basically what Elizabeth Warren is.
Yes. A victim.
Which means she isn’t Cherokee, as she claims. Members of the Cherokee Nation have called out her lies for some years now.
Also “Native American” includes South America as well. That minute spec she has can be Peruvian for all we know.
Except she is only like .3% victim she isn't even 1%.
ancientloredude Thank you! Honestly that’s been one thing i’ve been saying for years. America isn’t just the United States of America.
@@ancientloredude Yeah, she can't be Cherokee because they only live in North America.
Her Native American DNA only comes from South America, so there's no way she can be Cherokee in any way.
As a Dutch person, I still feel the pain of having been colonized by the Spanish, the French, and the Germans. I thought I was 100% victim, but it turns out I'm 2% Ethiopian (never colonized), so only 98% victim.
Do you make sure to only eat until you’re 98% full, to respect your heritage?
lucky you ^-^
@@lemo4739 No, but I should! I do however claim cultural appropriation whenever any non-Dutch person uses Wi-Fi, trades on the stock market, or looks through a microscope.
@@gammaraider well the English discovered oxygen, so are you culturally appropriating whenever you take a breath?
the Dutch colonized a few countries themselves. so, you can't be a victim if you are an oppressor yourself lol 😂
They cut out the best part. We all know what I'm talking about.
Please keep going, South Park, and never hang it up. We need you.
This is the pure essence of comedy in American culture today
In north america. This isn’t seen as comedy in southern and central parts of it
@@ADJackD he means the country, not the continents. No one things of South America when the context is America.
@@lookoutforchris only you. Everyone else in the world refer as United States
@@ADJackDno, only South Americans call it ‘America’.
American refers to people from the US and the US only.
North American refers to people from North America, eg Mexicans, Americans, Canadians
South American refers to you.
That is the universally accepted view and terminology. That is how all of Europe, including Spain, sees it. That is how asia sees it (bar Philippines). That is how africa and Oceania see it.
I’ve lived in Asia and Africa for 12 years and lived in Europe for most of my life. I know people from every corner of the earth. Only South Americans refer to themselves and their continent as ‘American’, everyone else specifies.
Just fyi, Mexico is also a ‘United states’, so why aren’t you being pedantic about that? How come you’re saying United States in reference to USA, when Mexico is also a United States?..
@@Burner-xc2wq blah blah blah keep being a lap dog of United States and also fyi Mexico mimicked United States.
Who came first united states of america of of Mexico? Here’s a hint Mexico was an Empire when it lost the Alamo to USA troops geenius.
Elizabeth Warren is 1/1024th native american!
You're 100% troll
@@Virtual-Media Your an NPC.
Shes 0.009% victim!!
Which means she isn’t Cherokee, as she claims. Members of the Cherokee Nation have called out her lies for some years now.
Also “Native American” includes South America as well. That minute spec she has can be Peruvian for all we know.
@@ancientloredude This is where your teacher would write on your paper "citation needed".
So if I'm 2.6% black, I can use the N word freely (or at least 2.6% of the time in a 24 hour period) ?
Would it be socially acceptable for Michael Jackson to say the N-word, after he started looking more white than black, assuming his audience knows he was born black?
carultch Yes.
That's why I came here... I found out I'm one percent black. I want to find out how many passes I get on n bombs.
Everyone is atleast 1% black... you need to be atleast 50% I guess
Don't think it works on a 24 hour period. You use it 2.6% of all the times that you want to use it.
I love Randy Marsh
I.A. Washburn he is the funniest character in South Park
Who else is here after Elizabeth Warren's DNA results?
I've been spreading the news about DNA and Me.
yep lol
Just ordered my kit yesterday. Since I have Sicilian lineage, I can't wait to start calling myself Arab and/or African.
✋
So that's why this is suddenly recommended to me. It's all the more fitting since it starts with a white guy saying he's 4% Cherokee.
Every American white person ever:
“I’ve actually got some Cherokee in me”
Not every white person lives in America, you know?
I don’t claim to be anything other than European
Nor would I want to
"my grandma was a Cherokee princess"
#cring
I got s grand Cherokee
Anybody here because of Elizabeth Warren LOL
0.009% victim!
Haha me and my whole Tribe! lol
what up russian bot
Martellus Bennett so everybody with a différent opinion is a russian bot right? Brainwash libéral
@@martellusbennett8840 Warren is the establishment in disguise. All her pocily is watered down versions of Bernie's that are written to fail.
Wow they cut out the funniest part when the guy says "sup nigga" I guess the UK can't handle that shit
This is pure fkn genius!!
Half the viewers: This is great because it's laughing at leftists'/liberals'/cucks' victim culture narrative
The other half: This is great because it's laughing at conservatives'/right-wing people's/the alt-right's victim culture narrative
South Park at its best. Mocks a topic in a way which annoys and tickles people on BOTH sides of the debate. Long live Matt and Trey!
This is Elizabeth Warren. 1/1024 Cherokee. See!?!?
Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with his ancestry, the guy ate a friggin' Jeep.
I don't think Elizabeth Warren is Cherokee since her Native American ancestry only came from South America.
hi russian bot
Martellus Bennett calling out someone who clearly lies is Russian now? You people are a joke
So, so, true. Why is South Park the only show on television that tells the truth?
im full blooded Navajo and i appove of this.... also, im 100% a victim! bahahahaha!!!
Red King I am a token so I can't be a victim
Yes! Another victim!!! Hahaha!
Red King I’m 7/16th victim according to my tribal ID 😂
I'm 62% Navajo- explain why I can't get victim's rights!!
is that your real name?
I have never seen something so true. "I'm 21 percent victim"
If there's an easier way to build a massive DNA databank of everyone's genes for reseach, development and study while simultaneously getting the DNA donor to foot the bill. I can't think of it.
This has only gotten more and more accurate
My genetics show I am 50% bannna
Bro no need to be racist :p
@@YoungDeathWish lol
what the hell's "bannna?"
@@ohioagainsttheworld676 An actual banana. Among humans 99% of our DNA is the same but we share 50% of our DNA with bananas.
that could be appealing to some people.
get it? a-pealing?
uh oh that might be a racist joke.
South Park creators have to be time travelers
Northern Asian? Isn't that Russian?
The whole north of asia is russia lol
mongoria
onee all the world is Russian! you just don't know it yet *laughs in Soviet*
Russia, not Russian.
There are loads of ethnicities in the Russian Federation.
That's the point, dumb dumb
*Takes DNA test
*Sir, you are...Lorde...and it says, “yah yah yah” with it as well. Good GRACIOUS!
"I'm so glad I found out I'm a victim today!!"
This is every white person in the south lol “my grandma Cherokee “ 😂😂😂😂
Southpark, great as always!👏👏👏
Exactly the point with these dna profiles.
21% Victim. Right at the Elizabeth Warren threshold. 🤣
Lol this is so dope! It's basically unveiling the truth in all the people playing the black card
It's not just black people, it's everyone. The trans community, white people who have a tiny bit of native American in them, etc
@@ThePurestMayhem ahem white woman & " tHE paTriArChY"
Yep 😊👍 if y0u can pull uh b!@ck c@rd y0u got it m@de.
Hell fucking yes I'm in.
Travor Noah's entire fanbase.
Huge Chrome Peach Travor Noah sucks.
Sounds about right
South Park creators actually just came out as republicans and libertarian, but ok.
whesley hynes Haha did you just call liberals openminded? Hilarious.
@whesley hynes eh wrong they are republicans
This is frikkin hilarious! This is the left all over 😂😂😂😂😂
SJWs in a nutshell.
Nuts in a SJWshell.
Narc 1820 Who said SJW’s can’t be white?
Turns out most SJW’s are.
Liberals in a nutshell
tail feather sjws? You mean black people.
SO TRUE MANN LOL
Dude they just cut out the best scene
Beautiful, splendid
This is why i love southpark
I did this because my grandma said there was Native American in our family, and my dad’s dad was in an anonymous closed adoption. I wanted to find out more about my ancestry especially on my dads side.
Turns out I’m 99.6% European... and a whopping 0.4% North African/unknown.
I’m quite literally just about 100% standard white girl.
You are now 0.4% victim
@@lonerstarNorth African is not victim, they actually oppressed Iberia (that’s Spain and Portugal for you muricans). If anything, depending on which European she is, she could be victim.
If you’re Gaelic (Irish) or Eastern European, you’re 100% victim.
If you’re Anglo Saxon (british) you’re 100% oppressor
Elizabeth warren didn't even do this and she just KNOWS
... lame
"but mamma said i have indian-like cheek bones"
john dietz Elizabeth Warren is a native American in the way I am a African man.
no she said, you have high cheekbones like all the Indians do.
Well this comment aged well. Lol
I love this!
This is so true!!
So accurate, everything these days is based on people wanting sympathy
More like everything all the time in society's history.
I'm 0% victim and 100% victor.
Ok Nietzsche.
This is great LOL
This was a hilarious ep
People would not want to be true victims only false victims that actually give them an advantage.
I want to be a victim too. Send me my reparations now!
So funny and so true.. Lol
😂😂 genius
Elizabeth Warren
We all can be victims!
LOL. this is awesome.
LMAO brilliant..
Dna and Me took my job!!!
0:13 that's the most realistic animated thumb I've ever seen
"Animated"
Hilarious and so true.
This has so much truth
Hysterical!! I love South Park because it pokes fun at everyone. No filter, which is how brash comedy should be. We all have the freedom to tune out and not watch if it's not our bag. How much truth is enveloped by satyr?! DNA and Me..."I'm 15% victim....I'm 30 % oppressed!" 😆😂👍
it sounds more like this joke is still making fun of non-whites while appearing to look like its making fun of white people.
Funny because it's true. Gotta love south park.
You edited out the best part 😅
I'm Irish, Scottish and Italian so I'm 100% victim, where's my goddam cheque?
Those all share a superficial skin pigmentation, so you don't count.
@@possiblepilotdeviation5791your not human
The amount of white people who say they have “Cherokee” in them 😂
Genius !!!!
God i love South park
Elizabeth Warren took this to heart
Can you believe Parker & Stone made this episode more than a year ago? If it would be next week's episode, it would still be totally brilliant and 100% relevant!
Hello J Vonhogen from 2019. This is Kung Furry from 2020. It is still relavent
@@kungfury6410 - You are right! And it will probably still be relevant next year!
2023 and it's still relevant.
It was relevant since 2005
This is glorious.
Why is Steve cut from this?
13 % victim
21% victim
Absolutely hilarious cause it's something that has been said somewhere over there lol..... love that show....
They edited the best part out
This is great.
My great grandmother married a white dude. So I'm, prolly, 98% native american and 2% white
98 percent victim. You win!!!
This is the funniest episode
HI ELIZABETH
Thats hilarious. Peolke love playing the victim these days. Oppressed in the country with the most opportunities. Hilarious.
Hilarious Clinton
US is far from the country with most opportunities 🤣
@@Avation911 Really? No, not really. You're wrong. And yes it is.
And you wanna hear something really funny? Seeing as how we hear so much about the racist side of America (only from black people primarily for some reason) I think it's funny that America is the single best country in the world for black people to succeed.
There are by far the most black millionaires here.
They make up 13%-14% of the population yet turn on the tv. Are they in 14% of tv commercials? No no no. Looks to me like they're very well loved here.
And what's really pathetic, is you're probably an American. An American who's never been anywhere else in the world or you'd know how great it is.
Lol basically 😂
Instant classic
Does that make me %100 victim, and if so what steps should I take as to benefit financially ?
I love all the comments roasting Elisabeth Warren. Wish I got here sooner. 😂
I'm 100% victim because in a Scotch-Irish in Appalachia.
Yes but you are not allowed to be a victim despite everything that happened to your ancestors.
Wow good point.
All my ancestors came from Germany and Poland, and I'll bet I have more Native American blood than Elizabeth has.
Elizabeth Warren Irl
South Park is always on point
Lmao this why South Park is awesome
Senator Warren brought me here.
As a Kurd i have to say that this was hillarious.
Lolz... nice
staggeringly appropriate nowadays
2024 folks 👍🏻