Unorthodox Food Combinations 2 with Barry & Emma | Ashens

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  • @TVFILMBUFF
    @TVFILMBUFF Před 9 lety +1268

    Barry's outfit makes it look like he's a merged Emma and Stuart.

  • @mrbarrylewis
    @mrbarrylewis Před 9 lety +219

    Nice one dude, poundland recipe next!? see you soon

    • @Defensive_Wounds
      @Defensive_Wounds Před 9 lety +2

      Barry Lewis I have only had Nutella a few times in my life because it is a yucky/nice taste that confuses the hell out of me!

    • @Scrubdi
      @Scrubdi Před 9 lety

      Oi Barry. Who's the snazzy munchkin next to Ashens? Obviously Emma but, we'd like to see her more. Not listen, but see.

    • @mrbarrylewis
      @mrbarrylewis Před 9 lety +14

      bloodstar300 there may be enough budget for a higher stool next time

    • @fredpasta1
      @fredpasta1 Před 9 lety

      Barry Lewis there was a 3rd person in the video? How tall of a stool do you need?

    • @steveozone4910
      @steveozone4910 Před 9 lety

      Do you all have diabetes now? :-)

  • @floyd75dylan
    @floyd75dylan Před 7 lety +240

    Emma: 'I've swallowed it, I've swallowed it'.
    Ashens: 'Good work.'
    If ever a British film studios from the 1940s ever produced an upper class porno, I can imagine that being said.

    • @seiyuokamihimura5082
      @seiyuokamihimura5082 Před 4 lety +15

      Who says they hadn't? Unless you've done extensive pornographic research. In which case, jolly good show! Right on ya govena'

    • @samholdsworth420
      @samholdsworth420 Před měsícem

      Pretty sure Emma has an OF 😊

  • @Tophu48548
    @Tophu48548 Před 6 lety +63

    "I want to set fire to this... everything"
    "I'm feeling a bit like that... but I always do."
    Stuart Ashen, you are hilarious.

  • @Mint-yh7uo
    @Mint-yh7uo Před 9 lety +54

    "Do you know what my least favorite food is?"
    "What?"
    "Peanut Butter."
    *stares at camera*
    I don't know why but that just made me laugh so hard.

    • @GmodPlusWoW
      @GmodPlusWoW Před 3 lety

      *[Frolic by Luciano Michelini intensifies]*

  • @ecolone
    @ecolone Před 9 lety +306

    Once you go Blackery you never go Backery.

  • @GeekyGrant
    @GeekyGrant Před 9 lety +40

    "Its not as bad as I thought... but its still extremely bad"
    ~Ashens... An Excellent Quote

  • @stevethemastersword
    @stevethemastersword Před 9 lety +223

    chocolate and peanuts? did emma get her taste buds from some alien lifeform?

    • @temepeku
      @temepeku Před 9 lety +10

      Kaptain Kappa she's actually Giygas reincarnated. and this video is the reason she goes insane.
      Earthbound 2 / Mother 4 confirmed.

    • @DarkChocolateMilkshake
      @DarkChocolateMilkshake Před 9 lety +1

      Aokuma Earthbound 2 is Mother 3. x.x
      It goes...
      Mother/Earthbound Zero, Mother 2/Earthbound, then Mother 3/Earthbound 2

    • @temepeku
      @temepeku Před 9 lety +2

      Shadow The Gengar
      actually Mother 3 would just be Earthbound 3 and Earthbound should actually be Earthbound 2, and Earthbound "beginnings" should just be Earthbound.
      it's like Final Fantasy shenanigans on the SNES days until they stopped giving a shit.

    • @stevethemastersword
      @stevethemastersword Před 9 lety +1

      Aokuma
      no mother 3 "would" not be earthbound 3, i think you've got "would" and "should" mixed up their mate

    • @DarkChocolateMilkshake
      @DarkChocolateMilkshake Před 9 lety

      Kaptain Kappa
      You took the words right off of my keyboard. xD

  • @DealthTheGreat
    @DealthTheGreat Před 9 lety +317

    What's salad cream?
    -America

    • @ImpecuniousMax
      @ImpecuniousMax Před 9 lety +30

      Dealth It's very similar to mayonnaise, except with some difference in the concoction of oil, egg, water etc (I think). It's runnier, more yellowish, and to my taste at least, utterly repulsive. I'm not a big fan of mayonnaise; I can stand it in some foods; but even merely the thought of salad cream (genuinely) makes me shudder.

    • @user-ey6so8nl7z
      @user-ey6so8nl7z Před 9 lety +21

      just another individual At least in the Midwestern states, salad cream is called "salad dressing." Not a dressing like ranch or vinaigrette, but a sweet mayo. Used in making coleslaw, a putrid combination of garbage.

    • @ImpecuniousMax
      @ImpecuniousMax Před 9 lety +10

      I sympathise with that sentiment. I went to a Catholic school where there was no escape from the dining hall until the grisly mess known as 'school dinner' was cleaned from the plate by means of ingestion (rather than - for instance - by means of being tipped onto a compost heap, which would have been far kinder [albeit not for the heap]). There are still certain foods I will not touch. Very high amongst them is, indeed, coleslaw. Sweet mercy let my life remain forevermore devoid of that feculent mess.

    • @UncommonSituations
      @UncommonSituations Před 9 lety

      I think we call it thousand island dressing

    • @K9CrunchieProduction
      @K9CrunchieProduction Před 9 lety +4

      +just another individual Cheese and coleslaw sandwich is amazing, just saying

  • @bradleymorgan8223
    @bradleymorgan8223 Před 7 lety +80

    stewart is such a natural comedian... that countdown caught me off guard

  • @GregoryMark29
    @GregoryMark29 Před 8 lety +157

    Ashens and Barry eat spiders and shit and Emma can't handle peanut butter.. :P

    • @AgentTasmania
      @AgentTasmania Před 8 lety +18

      Ashens is a leadbelly, Barry has two kids. Guess Emma doesn't have the superhuman resistance to disgust.
      The gents have some mundane dislikes too.

    • @charlesgauthier760
      @charlesgauthier760 Před 8 lety +1

      +AgentTasmania What does ashens not like because I can't think of anything?

    • @AgentTasmania
      @AgentTasmania Před 8 lety +18

      Robert Isasnake Tea, coconut, and red bean come to mind imediately.

    • @meta2526
      @meta2526 Před 7 lety +8

      anything not horribly out-of-date

    • @wooglestone
      @wooglestone Před 5 lety +1

      BARRY IS THE SECRET LOVE CHILD OF EMMA AND STUART CONFIRMED

  • @Harlequin314159
    @Harlequin314159 Před 9 lety +15

    So Emma appears to have an irrational aversion to all sorts of ordinary food. This is significantly throwing off your results! :D

  • @PropaneWP
    @PropaneWP Před 9 lety +58

    How can she not like nuts and chocolate? I'm not even mad. That's amazing.

    • @Nilguiri
      @Nilguiri Před 9 lety +22

      PropaneWP I suppose there's no accounting for taste; she likes salad cream and 1980's Duran Duran haircuts, too!

    • @xforbiddenone
      @xforbiddenone Před 9 lety

      I don't actually enjoy eating them either honestly.

    • @vincethebanana
      @vincethebanana Před 9 lety

      Chocolate is just gross

    • @Theycallmenasty592
      @Theycallmenasty592 Před 9 lety +13

      I have a friend who hates chocolate too. We publicly humiliated him in front of thousands of people at Easter camp this year.

    • @Floydthefuckbag
      @Floydthefuckbag Před 9 lety +25

      Vince Linkaling No it isn't. There's something wrong with your taste buds.

  • @asmrcl0verwisp286
    @asmrcl0verwisp286 Před 8 lety +10

    "dON'T SEND THAT TO MY P.O. BOX"
    i lost it after that. XD

  • @BeardFaceSuper
    @BeardFaceSuper Před 8 lety +18

    When I watch these video Barry always reminds me of that awkward guy who doesn't know what to do with his hands.

  • @Liam_
    @Liam_ Před 9 lety +8

    If we ever have Ashens, Barry, Emma, AND NerdCubed all in the same video, It might just be the best thing on all of CZcams. I can't tell you how much I want to see Dan's reactions to eating shit food combinations.

  • @wanking9040
    @wanking9040 Před 9 lety +51

    what kind of weirdo doesn't like chocolate?

    • @ItsSoDane
      @ItsSoDane Před 9 lety

      It's got hazelnuts in it. Hazelnuts are gross to some people. I prefer dark chocolate myself.

    • @joshuayap214
      @joshuayap214 Před 9 lety

      Emma

    • @wanking9040
      @wanking9040 Před 9 lety +12

      ItsSoDane
      I know what Nutela is. She said she doesn't like chocolate

    • @ducciboi
      @ducciboi Před 9 lety +7

      She has the weirdest fucking tastes.

    • @mexrell
      @mexrell Před 9 lety

      Wan King i'm not a big fan

  • @matthewcampbell3146
    @matthewcampbell3146 Před 9 lety +7

    "Are you going to out the whole thing in?" "No one will think less of us if we don't put the whole thing in." Heh

  • @TheKirby117
    @TheKirby117 Před 9 lety +3

    The scene at 7:53 is the greatest thing ever. Ashens being oddly complacent while those around him writhe in pain.

  • @knobchez
    @knobchez Před 9 lety +97

    Well. Isnt Emma delightfully annoying.

    • @Theycallmenasty592
      @Theycallmenasty592 Před 9 lety +3

      ***** so cruel

    • @gooner4lyf
      @gooner4lyf Před 9 lety +5

      ***** yes I agree, I also thing she's feigning disgust..

    • @lucasfunkt
      @lucasfunkt Před 9 lety +3

      ***** Yeah, just take the 'delightfully' out

    • @GusenbauerAffe
      @GusenbauerAffe Před 9 lety +3

      ***** So agreed man, dislike her in Dan's videos as well :/

    • @knobchez
      @knobchez Před 9 lety +4

      Its much easier to masturbate to if you press mute.

  • @NonsensicalSpudz
    @NonsensicalSpudz Před 9 lety +11

    3rd episode needs nerd3 emma barry and obviously ashens

  • @huggleton
    @huggleton Před rokem +2

    In the pepperoni one, I love how Stuart and Barry simultaneously lick their fingers whilst Emma is trying to curl up in a ball from disgust…

  • @heysimone
    @heysimone Před 7 lety +5

    All Ashens videos have this air of unprofessional professionalism, it's wonderful.

  • @nicrobe9443
    @nicrobe9443 Před 8 lety +7

    Stu's face made me cry at about 8:15. He's like a different person

  • @bendover17.
    @bendover17. Před 9 lety +56

    Why did Barry deep throat is thumb at 2:25 xD

  • @IXRollOutIX
    @IXRollOutIX Před 9 lety +106

    Who even is Emma? In the span of an 11 minute video I was somehow able to build a HATRED for somebody I've never seen in my life solely based on their taste buds... It's actually kind of impressive.

    • @Timeward76
      @Timeward76 Před 7 lety +9

      She hates peanut butter and nuttella like WHAT THE FLYING FUCK HOW CAN YOU BE SUCH A SAVORY FREAK?

    • @mylifeaschloe8422
      @mylifeaschloe8422 Před 7 lety +6

      I actually found her to be the opposite of what you think. I hate nutella, I do like peanut butter tho, and she's quite cute too tbh lmao

    • @kyotodream7135
      @kyotodream7135 Před 6 lety +1

      Do you still make Lego transformers? I remember as a kid I watched your videos

    • @ForckySpoon
      @ForckySpoon Před 6 lety +2

      Theyneverknow I agree with you mate hell I'll go have a bundle or roots right now!

    • @DarthPaul16
      @DarthPaul16 Před 6 lety +7

      Theyneverknow Everything you eat is completely chemicals.

  • @TheHutchy01
    @TheHutchy01 Před 3 lety +3

    You know watching stuff like this and Barshens, you've gotta wonder how mad Barry is.

  • @DDBurnett1
    @DDBurnett1 Před 8 lety +130

    Chocolate, hazelnut, cheese.... anyone who doesn't like those things isn't human.

    • @joshhooke8834
      @joshhooke8834 Před 8 lety +5

      I guess I've transcended humanity, then

    • @ZednoughtPsi
      @ZednoughtPsi Před 8 lety +6

      Well Emma is an angel, so

    • @hunterfench3140
      @hunterfench3140 Před 8 lety +1

      +JellyZ I, DIO BRANDO, REJECT MY HUMANITY! WRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYY!

    • @SolidBedunga
      @SolidBedunga Před 8 lety

      I don't like cheese... I KNEW I WAS A TERMINATOR FROM THE FUTURE!!!

    • @IneptOrange
      @IneptOrange Před 8 lety +2

      I can't physically eat hazelnut. ._.

  • @jamiesneddon4295
    @jamiesneddon4295 Před 9 lety +68

    I thought Emma was a vegetarian

    • @AFpaleoCon
      @AFpaleoCon Před 9 lety +72

      Obviously one of those vegetarians who eats fish and is only doing it to be "hip".

    • @redboxHDR
      @redboxHDR Před 9 lety +15

      ***** Salami with pepperoni flavour is meat.

    • @koumakyo
      @koumakyo Před 9 lety +22

      I think her boyfriend is vegan, so she eats a mostly vegetarian diet.
      I think

    • @xbmpr
      @xbmpr Před 9 lety

      No but it's thought that she is

    • @kokobain
      @kokobain Před 9 lety +21

      MrLiquidhobo Fucking vegans...

  • @tara3614
    @tara3614 Před 9 lety +3

    8:53 Barry's comment; "Very stingy, like 'eowwww' " had me in hysterics. I knew exactly what he meant!

  • @bobbytables464
    @bobbytables464 Před 8 lety +53

    Who the fuck hates chocolate?

  • @blobbem
    @blobbem Před 9 lety +19

    Nutella is only good by itself. The moment you put it with something else, it tastes absolutely crap, which kinda defeats its purpose.
    But not liking chocolate is... not common.

    • @blobbem
      @blobbem Před 9 lety +1

      ***** I've had Nutella with bread and bananas. 'Twas crap.
      Nutella ruins everything it touches.

    • @blobbem
      @blobbem Před 9 lety +1

      ***** Yeah. I like the chocolate and hazelnut spread, but it doesn't work with anything for me.

    • @AdelardRen
      @AdelardRen Před 9 lety +1

      blobbem It's more common than you might think. My sister hates it. I personally don't like it, but I don't especially dislike it. It's a preference, just like anything else...

    • @TheCandoRailfan
      @TheCandoRailfan Před 9 lety

      I've had Nutella with pepperoni pizza..... and I liked it!

    • @BonelessEar
      @BonelessEar Před 9 lety

      blobbem Nutella is (80%) palm oil; it has very little to do with chocolate. No wonder someone don't like "chocolate" as most of these sold tastes like shit. May be if she had 85% choco bar she would like it.

  • @chasecolbert1432
    @chasecolbert1432 Před 9 lety +90

    It seems quite a considerable amount of people hate the guests that come on Ashen's channel. I tend to like all of them.

    • @Anthrax80m8
      @Anthrax80m8 Před 9 lety +9

      Philbob Yolo Same. They've all seemed pretty nice, and decently funny IMO.

    • @chasecolbert1432
      @chasecolbert1432 Před 9 lety +3

      Starstruck I like Dan, and have heard of Emma from NerdCubed's channel. Barry is nice, but I do like Dan more.

    • @geumji2406
      @geumji2406 Před 9 lety +2

      It's because Ashens is so awesome so few people can match his greatness

    • @chasecolbert1432
      @chasecolbert1432 Před 9 lety

      x BYourOwnB That is true.

    • @geumji2406
      @geumji2406 Před 9 lety

      Philbob Yolo Well yes it is, fuckboy,

  • @CielPhantomhivexSebastian

    "Barry said a bad word."
    That bit. Hahaha. XD

  • @WolfestoneManor
    @WolfestoneManor Před 6 lety +6

    Ashens is one of the great Stoics of our time.

  • @matyastoth4886
    @matyastoth4886 Před 8 lety +120

    Is that girl eating light and air?? What does she like?

    • @jordandurham8951
      @jordandurham8951 Před 7 lety +3

      Blue Eyed Beast
      Luke's ginger pubes!
      Sorry:)

    • @Goldenkitten1
      @Goldenkitten1 Před 7 lety +18

      All I could think was nobody in the world can complain about Dan after this girl.

    • @Mysticfox-wk2be
      @Mysticfox-wk2be Před 7 lety +26

      She hates nuts so she must like girls.

    • @jack-g4112
      @jack-g4112 Před 7 lety +5

      she is vegan

    • @Dee_Just_Dee
      @Dee_Just_Dee Před 7 lety +35

      I kinda feel bad for her. She seems like a very unhappy, attention-starved person in general.

  • @Jackalblade9
    @Jackalblade9 Před 7 lety +2

    I love these three together, I hope they do more!

  • @Otakat1
    @Otakat1 Před 9 lety +7

    I think you should do more videos with *****, Dr. Ashen. The two of you make an excellent and hilarious combo.

  • @Silverbolt0953
    @Silverbolt0953 Před 9 lety +5

    I'm surprised ashens can still taste foods after eating shit like 44 year old cake.
    Just wow

  • @TofranBohk
    @TofranBohk Před 9 lety +10

    I've never had salad cream. I'm under the impression that it's like mayonnaise. If it is, I wouldn't like it.

    • @Carfanatic09
      @Carfanatic09 Před 9 lety +1

      t0f0b0 nothing like mayo my friend.

    • @Danbotology
      @Danbotology Před 9 lety +1

      t0f0b0 It's silky smooth with a vinegary kick to it. It's fantastic stirred into penne with tuna.

    • @RIXRADvidz
      @RIXRADvidz Před 9 lety +1

      t0f0b0 if you have a World Market near your home you can obtain and decide for yourself how you like salad cream, it has a flavor similar to Miracle Whip but is of a looser consistancy....for easy squeezing from the bottle...

    • @Mrwheresmyhouse
      @Mrwheresmyhouse Před 9 lety +3

      t0f0b0 Salad cream is basically Miracle Whip.

    • @miss_shinku
      @miss_shinku Před 9 lety +1

      Is it like coleslaw dressing? It's basically mayonnaise, sugar, vinegar, and has a slightly runny consistency.

  • @Mrcantfapenough
    @Mrcantfapenough Před 9 lety +6

    3 People awkwardly stand in a dark room while eating weird food

  • @candiedskull9841
    @candiedskull9841 Před 3 lety +1

    This is a unorthodox but fun combo of people. Totally never expected to find a collab with ashens, Barry, and Emma

  • @cheshirecat438
    @cheshirecat438 Před 7 lety +22

    They must eat cardboard and candles on Emma's planet. lol

    • @Dizz2K7
      @Dizz2K7 Před 3 lety +3

      Right?! She has the palette of a 7 year old.

    • @GiraffeFlavoredCondoms
      @GiraffeFlavoredCondoms Před 3 lety

      @@Dizz2K7 Most 7 year olds like peanut butter and chocolate, she has the palette of a blade of grass, she exists of sunlight and water

  • @vampiressofshaddows
    @vampiressofshaddows Před 9 lety +5

    "Are you putting the whole thing in?"....
    .
    ...giggedy....

  • @Voxel8or
    @Voxel8or Před 9 lety +10

    She "hates" chocolate and drinks Coke Zero... Oh. She's one of *those* people.

  • @midgetgemzz
    @midgetgemzz Před 9 lety +4

    3:35 - That's Numberwang!

  • @RavenReisinger
    @RavenReisinger Před 8 lety +1

    you guys had me laughing so hard i cried.
    "we never say bad worda like fuck.."

  • @SaintEternity
    @SaintEternity Před 9 lety +1

    If you do another combination video I have something I think you'll love! (Maybe)
    This is a recipe we sometimes craft as a snack in Mississippi:
    Koolickles
    1 Small Jar of Whole Pickles
    2 Cups of Sugar
    1 Packet of Cherry Kool-Aid
    Directions: Take out the Whole Pickles and place them to the side. Next, pour the sugar and Kool-Aid mix into the pickle juice, close lid, and shake vigorously. Finally, cut the pickles any way you like and place them back into the jar. Leave the mix in the fridge for one week and then open for a sweet and crunchy snack.
    Love the channel, hope to see more!

  • @wretchedslippage3255
    @wretchedslippage3255 Před 7 lety +10

    Has Emma ever felt joy or even been happy at any time?

  • @imythicalbear
    @imythicalbear Před 9 lety +4

    EMMA IS DEFECTED SEND HER BACK 😂

  • @elgavgav
    @elgavgav Před 5 lety +4

    Now I want to see Ashens try 20 year old peanut butter

  • @benny_boy19
    @benny_boy19 Před 9 lety

    I find it funny on the first challenge, Ashens and Barry are quite pleased, not acknowledging Emma who looks like she is dying xD.

  • @Liggliluff
    @Liggliluff Před 3 lety +1

    (8:00) To be fair, Ashens don't really swear that much. He's not afraid of doing it, and he doesn't censor it when he does it. But he doesn't swear often anyway.

  • @barneysaunders1533
    @barneysaunders1533 Před 9 lety +7

    Emma tries too hard

  • @vostok3773
    @vostok3773 Před 9 lety +4

    No idea who Emma is but she's freakin' adorable.

  • @sandwich2473
    @sandwich2473 Před 9 lety +7

    Salad cream and bread. This is all I consist of.

    • @Floydthefuckbag
      @Floydthefuckbag Před 9 lety +15

      Sandwich247 Not much of a sandwich, are you?

    • @Danbotology
      @Danbotology Před 9 lety +6

      Floydthefuckbag Rekt.

    • @sandwich2473
      @sandwich2473 Před 9 lety

      Floydthefuckbag If you have never tried it, you owe it to yourself to try it. I have consisted of many other things throughout the yearss but, salad cream is the best.

    • @hanner666
      @hanner666 Před 9 lety +1

      I used to live off salad cream and lettuce sandwiches MMMMMMM

    • @sandwich2473
      @sandwich2473 Před 9 lety

      ***** The profile pic is a ruse.

  • @FreeJazzEnthusiast
    @FreeJazzEnthusiast Před 9 lety

    Barry needs to stop being so adorable all the time. His shocked reaction at Emma disliking Nutella nearly gave me diabetes.

  • @godslaughter
    @godslaughter Před 3 lety +1

    I really wonder what this would have been like with me as there's no food that I dislike, only the texture and that would be stews. I have learned that there are a lot of people who dislike many foods and I'm just sitting here like oh worm? Idk, it's probably because I grew up being allowed to dislike or not dislike foods which didn't really cause any nausea on my end.

  • @eiaboca1
    @eiaboca1 Před 3 lety +6

    What I've learned from Ashens' videos, especially when he eats with collaborators, is that British people (maybe just British CZcamsrs) are really picky eaters. :P Cheese, chocolate, nuts? Y'all crazy. :)

    • @bestgrimbarianever
      @bestgrimbarianever Před 2 lety +1

      not me... i like almost EVERYTHING! or at least can tolerate it haha... i can count on one hand the things i don't like...

  • @XanthinZarda
    @XanthinZarda Před 9 lety +8

    This just serves to remind me just how tall Ashens is. Isn't he 1.8 meters?

    • @Pouroneoutfor50Cent
      @Pouroneoutfor50Cent Před 9 lety +7

      That's not that tall

    • @eyeballpaul700
      @eyeballpaul700 Před 9 lety +14

      That's not that tall it's just barry and Emma are really small

    • @RIXRADvidz
      @RIXRADvidz Před 9 lety +3

      XanthinZarda that's about 6 foot 3 inches to 6 foot 4 inches...that's plenty tall...he just doesn't look that big because he's so slim. now put on a few (like me at 325#) and you look HUGE....same height...just weigh 2 plus times more than him.

    • @rg0
      @rg0 Před 9 lety +5

      RIXRADvidz 1.8m is really only 5 foot 11, which isn't that tall.

    • @omomomo951
      @omomomo951 Před 9 lety +7

      XanthinZarda Damn Europeans, making me google a conversion to Kelvin.

  • @seniorfloyd
    @seniorfloyd Před 9 lety +1

    I have a few more! I swear to god these taste great:
    -Strawberries and balsamic vinegar
    -Vainilla ice cream with a bit of olive oil and salt
    -Carrots and peanut butter
    -Banana and hot sauce

  • @gmkgoat
    @gmkgoat Před 8 lety +1

    I thought maybe I'd like Emma but then she expressed hatred in two of the greatest things ever created. Peanut butter and chocolate.

  • @ARCWuLF
    @ARCWuLF Před 8 lety +4

    I also hate Nutella, but strangely enough I like chocolate and I'm okay with hazelnut.

  • @ceebeetee8897
    @ceebeetee8897 Před 9 lety +4

    Should've done Marmite, Peanut Butter, Jam, Salad Cream and Haribos on a toasted sandwich. Maybe serve it with some Rocket Piss Butterscotch Soda.
    Are Ashens and Barry just really tall or is Emma just really short?

    • @sam0fc325
      @sam0fc325 Před 7 lety +1

      Cocoa Emma is 'vertically challenged' to say the least. Watch nerd^3

  • @amdhd6990
    @amdhd6990 Před 8 lety +51

    i was like "oh what a cute girl" but when she said she hates nutella i changed my mind

  • @yeet2937
    @yeet2937 Před 9 lety

    I like how Ashens is so used to eating shit on his channel that he's just standing there like, "this isn't that bad," while the other two are literally gagging XD

  • @artemis5622
    @artemis5622 Před 9 lety

    Emma Blackery, Queen of innuendos. 'Oh you put the whole thing in?'

  • @TotinosOtherBoy
    @TotinosOtherBoy Před 8 lety +34

    Emma has that snarky vegan hipster look about her.

  • @jetiscute1
    @jetiscute1 Před 9 lety +48

    So do people hate Emma because she's geneuinely annoying, or because she's a woman?

    • @uamdbro
      @uamdbro Před 9 lety +100

      Nobody hates her because she's a woman. If you do think that, then you have a severe persecution complex.

    • @Waxenwings7777
      @Waxenwings7777 Před 9 lety +31

      ***** Awful lot of assumption going on there.

    • @AFpaleoCon
      @AFpaleoCon Před 9 lety

      Wait, what?

    • @mimosmeep
      @mimosmeep Před 9 lety +18

      Blistered Bullets no, i think she's annoying and i'm a girl

    • @jetiscute1
      @jetiscute1 Před 9 lety +8

      It's kind of hard not to assume the latter considering how much sexism exists nowadays --

  • @darghe
    @darghe Před 9 lety +10

    You know what I love in ashens videos? Good chemistry amongst the people who appear in his videos with him.
    Dan and Barry are like amazingly compatible with Stuart and it's like watching your inner child as multiple persons having a tons of fun
    Now this Emma person is not fitting in at all. Has nothing to contribute and just existed in this video for the sake of having her in the video. Sure she may be a friend of them all but that doesn't mean she adds to the great chemistry those people have together.

  • @hotelmario510
    @hotelmario510 Před 3 lety +1

    I like that the salad cream rice krispie peanut butter monstrosity is so bad that Barry, who normally doesn't swear on camera, practically bellows a swear word.

  • @tutm4n
    @tutm4n Před 9 lety

    There are so many innuendos in this:
    ''Do you put the whole thing in?''
    ''I hate nuts.''
    ''I swallowed it.''
    ''Alright, I'm gagging. I'm gagging.''
    ''It's like a paste on my teeth.''
    ''I can still taste it, even though I've had coke to wash it down.''
    ''Mine has gone down.''
    I have too much free time, and a dirty mind.

  • @piefilms8855
    @piefilms8855 Před 9 lety +4

    you need to do a collaboration with nerd cubed please!

  • @MikaKaiTV
    @MikaKaiTV Před 9 lety +4

    Stuart is so handsome!

  • @agenturensohnDLX
    @agenturensohnDLX Před 8 lety +25

    ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY HATE CHOCOLATE!

    • @Rme-si7ln
      @Rme-si7ln Před 8 lety +2

      especially nutella

    • @Create_o_raptor
      @Create_o_raptor Před 7 lety +3

      unless it gives you diarrhea ..
      yes I am that one guy..

  • @tubbych6
    @tubbych6 Před 9 lety

    As a kid I use to love carrots and sherbert rainbow crystals combo,carrots were washed but not peeled, carrot used as a dipper in loo of a lollipop,I remember it being awesome,it was a favorite of my friend allan Cameron who sadly passed away several weeks ago after losing his battle with cancer,so I'm going to revive it in his memory.

  • @mtginfinity1037
    @mtginfinity1037 Před 3 lety

    Love watching these videos 5 years later, also love the moment Stuart forgot how to count down, 3 2 2.5 1

  • @manictiger
    @manictiger Před 8 lety +5

    How many *KILOS* of THC does it take to think any of these are a good idea?

  • @Kainlarsen
    @Kainlarsen Před 9 lety +8

    Doesn;t like much, does she?

  • @mickeymouse12678
    @mickeymouse12678 Před 7 lety +3

    I've never heard of salad cream

  • @JamiM93
    @JamiM93 Před 9 lety

    This is a collab i don't think i ever expected

  • @ectoplasmoid7454
    @ectoplasmoid7454 Před 9 lety

    Mr. Ashens, you are adorable Haha and this was hilarious.

  • @CurtisAlfeld
    @CurtisAlfeld Před 9 lety +8

    Emma is no fun, do not bring her back.

  • @RedesignatedClockwork
    @RedesignatedClockwork Před 8 lety +7

    I really don't get all the hate on Emma here, man.
    Barry has some really general food dislikes too, like most cheese. Stewart probably did at some point before he numbed his tongue to all sensation.
    She doesn't regularly poison herself for the amusement of others like Stu and Barry. Both the guys have had to spit out stuff they just could not stand the taste of, whether it was expired or not - hell, she went back to finish a bite of the peanut butter and pepperoni sandwich, and both she _and_ Barry had to spit out the concoction that came after it.
    So why give her so much flak? Christ, it's like grade school boys picking on the girl because they don't know how to talk to things that don't have a penis.

    • @dragonsky799
      @dragonsky799 Před 8 lety +3

      You are so right on it's not even funny. I think we've got a lot of virgin hate here.

    • @tomkenning5482
      @tomkenning5482 Před 4 lety

      Bunch of incels

    • @Josh12323
      @Josh12323 Před 4 lety

      Ok virign

  • @Danbotology
    @Danbotology Před 9 lety +5

    Stuart why don't you ever wear your lovely suit any more? :(

  • @JamaicanMeGiggle
    @JamaicanMeGiggle Před 9 lety

    The face Ashens gives to the camera at 3:12 is like "Are you fucking kidding me"

  • @markiangooley
    @markiangooley Před 9 lety

    Also I recall reading of an American at an English public school just before WW2 who got a package from home. A very English schoolmate asked to try the peanut butter, and the American was shocked when he soon spat it out in disgust. Apparently this could still happen 75 years later...

  • @hopkidokid
    @hopkidokid Před 8 lety +5

    emma is the first girl i ever heared say she dosnt like chocolate AND nutella o-o

  • @Fr34k1ng0ut
    @Fr34k1ng0ut Před 6 lety +20

    Emma is friggin insufferable :D.

  • @cephalonwolf8422
    @cephalonwolf8422 Před 9 lety +6

    Who is this woman why does she hate every thing that tastes good o3o

  • @StalwartShinobi
    @StalwartShinobi Před 3 lety

    Fun fact, stuart says peanut butter sticks in your mouth, thats how they made the pg tips chimps to talk, they fed them peanutbutter which stick to the roof of their mouths and they would slap their chops constant

  • @JamieTIdders
    @JamieTIdders Před 9 lety +1

    Emma and Barry in a Ashens video HELL YEAH!

  • @nxphe
    @nxphe Před 8 lety +17

    Ah this would've been so much better w/o emma ;---;

  • @ArchangelExile
    @ArchangelExile Před 6 lety +3

    What's Justin Bieber doing in an Ashens video?

  • @GoWithDannyMo
    @GoWithDannyMo Před 9 lety +5

    How do you have the money to hire Simon Pegg for your videos so often?

  • @atwcat9370
    @atwcat9370 Před 9 lety

    Stuart is the victor. He stood and laughed while everybody wept. Stuart is the best.

  • @vaporwavevocap
    @vaporwavevocap Před 9 lety +1

    Last night my Uncle woke me up and gave me a sandwich, it was Bacon, Peanut Butter, Honey, and Banana Slices on Toasted Bread... It was the second best sandwich I had ever had.

    • @vaporwavevocap
      @vaporwavevocap Před 9 lety

      plzwork100 I'll add it was an Elvis Presley sandwich.

  • @LlamaFluff
    @LlamaFluff Před 9 lety +18

    I thought Emma was Vegan? Why did she eat the pepperoni then?

    • @GetBant
      @GetBant Před 9 lety +19

      Because then you might not look good to the new subscribers you might get on a colab video?
      You do anything for subs!

    • @MaebhyHowell
      @MaebhyHowell Před 9 lety

      I thought that :/

    • @Wasaur
      @Wasaur Před 9 lety +15

      Llama Likes Gaming (Formerly CoolJWR100) Pepperoni is a vegetable

    • @GeorgiaGeorgette
      @GeorgiaGeorgette Před 9 lety +18

      Llama Likes Gaming (Formerly CoolJWR100)
      According to Google: 'I am usually vegetarian (vegan was very hard) but in recent collabs, I ate the food my friends brought as I wasn't aware and didn't want to make them feel like I was wasting food. I live a veggie lifestyle 99% of the time but ate a small bit for a video. thanks for listening.'
      I can't think of a single word to convey my opinion on that amount of stupid.

    • @LlamaFluff
      @LlamaFluff Před 9 lety

      ***** If someone says they are something and they show a sign of going against it, commenting that thought isn't stupid.

  • @fackingpos
    @fackingpos Před 9 lety +7

    That girl made this video less enjoyable than usual

  • @UrineTr0ub1e
    @UrineTr0ub1e Před 9 lety +7

    First time I'm hearing of salad cream, does it taste pretty similar to mayonnaise?

    • @ImpecuniousMax
      @ImpecuniousMax Před 9 lety +6

      UrineTr0ub1e Yes indeed - but worse still (somehow).

    • @ASquidWithC4
      @ASquidWithC4 Před 9 lety +2

      UrineTr0ub1e It's like sweet mayonnaise.

    • @terrancelopez9631
      @terrancelopez9631 Před 9 lety

      ***** thanks, I was curious if they meant 'sour cream'

    • @ganjamcninja
      @ganjamcninja Před 9 lety

      ***** so, like Cool Whip?

    • @Ruxinator
      @Ruxinator Před 9 lety +2

      ganjamcninja or more like Miracle Whip, I think.