A very interesting and intense one. Maybe you're trapped in mountain area where just a few enemies can come in small groups and you have to fight them over and over, while getting hurt and your cleric is running out of spells. !!!!
I was a DM for a campaign that had been going for roughly two months when the party was getting wrecked by a Beholder. Our Mousefolk Swordsman, Luke, wanted our Leonin Barbarian to throw him at it. So he rolls for precision and gets a Nat 20. Then, Luke has to roll for dexterity so he won't screw up and get hurt while landing. Another Nat 20. From there, the Beholder starts freaking out and slamming itself into walls trying to get Luke off of him, who manages to fucking parkour across the wrinkles and crevasses of its face until it reached its pupil and stabbed the poor thing in the eye. Everybody else basically just dog-piled it until it died. That is my most insane Nat 20 moment.
Seeing you say mousefolk, swords men, rolling for precision, etc confused me and took me over 5 minutes to realize that 5e isn't the only edition of D&D
@@jarekhartwell6235 Luke was kinda scary in that campaign. He basically min-maxed his acrobatics and athletecism to the point that he was like a parkour god, plus his rediculous crit multiplier. He could probably beat most foes by himself if it wasn't for his 7 max HP. He ended up getting stepped on by the BBEG.
And after the Thing almost out but fight back? " YOU SHALL BE DEFEATEEED RAAAAAH INCENERATHOOOR" that thing: Plunk3x. ..........it......was.......a worthy opponent
The funniest Nat 20 i have seen. Basicaly the party was fighting against some goblins. A goblin was about to kill a party member (A Human Cleric) Human Cleric: I lick him. DM (Me): What? Human Cleric: I. Want. To. Lick. Him. DM: For what? Human Cleric: To scare him. DM: Ok... but is not going to be eas- Human Cleric: *Rolls a Nat 20* *All the party laughs* DM: *Sigh* Ok... You can see the goblin looking at you strangely. He runs away. *Wheeze*
Might be a weird double weapon, DnD have a history of those, try googlin "orc double axe" at least the double sword be a bit like fighting with a staff with sharp ends. Could also jsut be a bad drawing, axehead was supposed to be on other side, artist redid some stuff and suddenly there wasn't time to fix.
I finally have a party and I’m currently creating our first DnD game which is the Lost Mine Of Phandelver. I can’t wait until we all get to play together
So, funny story... I play a thief... This happened when I was lv 2. I had just gotten the tumbling skill. So I'm separated from my group against an enemy. They're at almost full hp and ive got 1 hp left. My armor is broken and thing look bad. We're on a stair case. The enemy attacks and I tumble away. They crit fail and end up hitting themselves in the extremities with their own axe, killing them. Tge body and I fall down the stairs and out the door. I'm laying there with the body next to me and a party member looks over at me with a 😕 look that states "what just happened?". Please note this battle happened right after I killed 3 enemies without any help. Two were taken out instantly and I nat 20 3 times with darts. They came out od the room they'd been stuck in to seethe carnagey "murder spree" left... Well, 2 stories...
Goblins: “Don’t you think this battle music is abit over the top? It’s like you are trying to fight the final boss?” The Party: “You fool! We ARE the Final Boss!”
Thats nothing my lvl 2 players defeated a high level pit king (whom btw they werent supposed to meet yet but they had to be murder hobos) By casting a sleep charm on it then Used a spell to turn it into a chicken then they butchered it and fried it then proceeded to eat the fried chicken...im still in shock about it and that was 5 months ago
@@obi-wank-enobi The damage roll for sleep has to exceed the creatures health points which is impossible for a pit fiend and the polymorph would end once it takes a chicken's health points in damage (probably 2 hp). Also pit fiends have advantage on saving throws against magical spells. I understand that the game is about having fun but you need to follow some rules to keep the game together and coherent.
@@i5m1thy YoU DaRE ApPoSe mE MoRtAl!?! Nah i let it happen otherwise i would have tpk them because of theyre level and no I dont follow the rules I dont have to they are nothing more than guidelines to me if I'm the dm I pick what is allowed and what is not though I purposely make the game so my players have fun and nothing makes me happier than bringing smiles to other people's faces not blindly following rules. Most of the time I don't even use dnd modules I just come up with my own story and world.
"So, anyway, I will cas-" **BAM BAM BAM!** **AIRHOOOOOORN!** **DUN DUN DA-DUNN!** 'What?' "I said I wanna cas-" **WAAH-WAAH-WAAH!** **AIRHOOOOOORN!** 'What?!' "I SAID I WANNA CAST FAERY FIRE!" This music is way too much, but at least it's not two steps from hell.
me n my friends are playing this war session that, no spoilers, but there are dark magic, corrupt commandants, hell fire and a lot of explosions. THIS MUSIC FITS SOOOOO WELL
Yep, and the minute timer. That puts he magic users under insane pressure. If they don't make their move by the time the sand runs out.... They are confused and overwhelmed by the battle that surrounds them... Next player you're up. We'll come back to the wizard when he has regained his senses.... The panic sets in! It's great.
Sunday 27th November 2022. Three (yes three) party members full on died to this music fighting 2 giant crocodiles, nearly a tpk, they were all (4 players) lv4s
Fighting a Xorn currently, we have a zombie (my mom's) dwarf (dad) elf (my mom) tabaxi (me) dwarf, has been poisoned, town has been under attack, now we are in the dwarf excavation, about to die maybe... my mom wil probably cast fireball, we are all level 7. lova ya! Edit:xorn is blinded and we are winning!! Edit 2: we won :)
when you want your reading time to become epic af! xD seriously this listening to this music while reading the climax of the book that i am reading is just PERFECT!... *sips tea* TO WAR WITH Y'ALL Cale Henituse will bring down the empire.
Currently playing as a bee-infested warforged protecting a young bandit who has been summoned by a genospynx from werebats. Those pitiful monstrosities are no match for my warforged's metallic, disease-proof body. I am unstoppable.
My players refuse to actually fight, so they usually seduce the enemy, trick it, or straight up run away. We're like 6 sessions in and only 2 characters have died, bc 1 left the campaign and the other wanted to play something different. Another player almost died in the only fight any of my players have ever been in, because they stumbled onto the 2nd to last final boss and none of my other players would help them.
This is exactly how long it took for a really long battle. In fact, it took 30 minutes to complete a round because we had nine players in the party so yeah.
@@diversezebra6754 our artificer used a magic hat filled with one hundred pidgeons to swarm and distract the guards, and I was able to slip away with my rogue stealth, and another party member’s pass without trace helping me
An army of orcs in the distance, rows of guards behind you. The battle is imminent. You prepare your weapons, load your crossbows, and ready your minds. This fight will alter the course of history... The sun begins its decent into the horizon, as the sky is fills with blood red and fiery orange streaks. The orcs start their advance, and all around you the guards start moving forward. what do you do?
Oh, neato. *Listens too it, rolls critical fail* *Doesn't hear it. In fact, I forget that I have a laptop. In fact, I forget that those things exist. In fact... My ears snap off*
My team and I fighting bandits in a bar brawl, and one of our teammates die in battle, and my shadow elf in a fit of rage decides to torture the bandit leader for information and then tie him to an anchor and dropped him in water😂
ok so my last party had a rule where if you rolled a one and had less than 20 hp you would die, starting once you have 30+ hot points. we all had low hp from previous encounters but than the dm revealed that the dungeon we were in was sinking into the tar below, giving us all climbing checks. it was a 5 person game (1dm, 4players) and i rolled a nat 20, the dm described me doing a backflip onto solid ground, landing perfectly. than it was the others turn, all 3 of them managed to get 1s, first was the druid, who was polymorphed into a boar and couldn’t climb it, slipping backwards into the tar below (it was sinking diagonally), second was the tiefling warrior, my least favorite of the party. she tried to use her sword to climb but ended up having a heart attack and fucking dying last was the fucking legend Promethzues, promhub (as we called them) played a character that revolved around death being difficult to come by, and used their skills to prove it. they rolled a one but the dm literally couldn’t figure out how to kill them, as they were a sea elf who had magic items letting them breathe any liquid. the dm thus decided to simply have him crushed and left unconscious, however my 1 foot tall half elf jumped into the tar, rolling a 10. my dm compromised said i could save promhub if i dies in the process, which i decided was worth it, as promhub had a scroll to revive others. promhub got to the surface and left.... bitch didn’t even save us
I almost killed one of my fellow party members using, I believe, the *Thunderclap* spell during a combat encounter. This was one of my first times playing btw. I _probably_ wouldn't do that nowadays.
a member of my party hurt themselves twice with the shocking grasp spell both times, tried to run at a bandit to electrocute him in a... specific place both times, rolled so low that she tripped over and electroctured herself my character was the only other one to take damage on our team that fight, all because he had to go in to save her from the bandits she just ran at what's the lesson here? idk... i guess don't try to use close range attacks as a sorcerer with the lowest hp in the group
Funny story my group were fighting an Otyugh to save a lil boy, the ranger only hit one person in the whole campaign, it was that child he aimed at the child with his cross bow and fired a shot, hitting the child making the child lose the arm
This would be extremely bad for D&D... it's too... synthetic. Which in turn makes excellent for Cyberpunk, for example... Oooh, I can see the scene, the infiltration of a Corp building... guards from everywhere... and the team have to keep figthing until the loadbar reaches 100%... Yes, this music is great for an RPG session, but NOT for D&D :)
You're clearly right, I can hear it from here: "Hacker: Lonestar agents incoming!" "Face *shooting from cover*: Mr. Johnson said they'd be busy, what do we do?!" "Augmented street samuraï: This! *Hands over flash grenades and takes his gatling gun*"
Exactly! This compilation is not suited at all for fantasy settings. There is, however, a great deal of battle music for D&D- some tracks from Assasin's Creed, Plillars of Eternity, The Elder Scrolls, World of Warcraft and so on.
so once while we were playing D&D our human warrior asked if he could walk really cool down the street and DM said "okay but do a charisma check" so he did and succeeded, and then our warrior-mage did the same and got a critical success so he was like the ultimate cool mode walking down the street and i did the same and got a critical fail... i made a fool out of myself in that town. (actually true story)
When I did dungeons in dragons I was a golden dragon born barbarian who's character flaw was he would do anything to protect his team, I once leapt into a dark hole just to see if it was safe for my team..... It was a 60ft drop, our healers spell reached exactly 60ft, can anyone tell me how or why I actually made it to the end of the campaign......
True story.... I was playing DnD with a few friends, and we came across a Mind Flayer. Let's just say that everyone except for me was... Mindfucked.... Thank God we beat that monster....
Roll initiative? What initiative? Everyone make your movements and the Goblins will make theirs, roll your AC attempts to hit after declaring your targets, did you hit? Good, so did the Goblins. Roll your damage and the goblins will roll too. Okay bonus actions now. Battle is chaotic and bloody, in the few seconds you do your actions so does the enemy. What's that? Oh you're not use to that way of combat...sharpen your weapons and ready your magic green horn, this is a new kind of dungeon. And this is only dungeon combat, survive to the end and we will need to roll percentage, it's the end game, your party stands on a vast battlefield with hordes of vile creatures roaring towards you all. At your sides, the knights of Falungrim raise their shields, swords gleam with every flash of lightning, the heavy raindrops chiming off of the knights' armor like small copper pebbles hitting tin metal. Their eyes steady with conviction as the the thunderous quake of the rushing horde shakes the very ground, a screech from a Lich can be heard echoing across the field...the knights await the command, your command...all of Falungrim depends on it.
“So uh, with your smite, sneak attack, critical, bardic inspiration, vorpal sword, and rage you do 207 damage to the goblin”
LOL that's hilarious
you forgot I am using the hand of Vecna!
"i'd like to use my extra attack now"
you forgot that I'm two weapon fighting with an activated dagger of venom so that's an extre 2d10
Also, I'd like to action surge
I didn't ask how big the room was.
I said.
I cast fireball.
i burn my house down.
Ron Swanson Wizard
and that kids, is how the party killed 34 orphans with one spell, as well as the halfling rogue who was pretending to be one of them.
I killed so many Yuan-ti Malisons with that spell, and Lightning bolt. OwO
I dont care what gender the dragon is i said i roll to seduce
perfect length for the 5 minute (in game) encounter...
Dungeons & Dragons: The epic fantasy game where a 2 hour walk takes 2 minuets and 2 minuet fight takes 2 hours!
IKR!
What fight ever takes 50 rounds
A very interesting and intense one. Maybe you're trapped in mountain area where just a few enemies can come in small groups and you have to fight them over and over, while getting hurt and your cleric is running out of spells.
!!!!
someone knows a good playlist +24h to rolemaster? xDDDDD
I was a DM for a campaign that had been going for roughly two months when the party was getting wrecked by a Beholder. Our Mousefolk Swordsman, Luke, wanted our Leonin Barbarian to throw him at it. So he rolls for precision and gets a Nat 20. Then, Luke has to roll for dexterity so he won't screw up and get hurt while landing. Another Nat 20.
From there, the Beholder starts freaking out and slamming itself into walls trying to get Luke off of him, who manages to fucking parkour across the wrinkles and crevasses of its face until it reached its pupil and stabbed the poor thing in the eye. Everybody else basically just dog-piled it until it died.
That is my most insane Nat 20 moment.
Seeing you say mousefolk, swords men, rolling for precision, etc confused me and took me over 5 minutes to realize that 5e isn't the only edition of D&D
@@jarekhartwell6235 Luke was kinda scary in that campaign. He basically min-maxed his acrobatics and athletecism to the point that he was like a parkour god, plus his rediculous crit multiplier. He could probably beat most foes by himself if it wasn't for his 7 max HP. He ended up getting stepped on by the BBEG.
ggg
Holy smokes! Are you sure you aren't in a movie or something?
I like to listen to this while pooping so constipation feels like an battle for my very life because that is what it is
HAHAHAHAHAH
@@lilianamartinez9870 I'm glad you find my struggle entertaining
@@andrewknorpp9415yes
And after the Thing almost out but fight back?
" YOU SHALL BE DEFEATEEED RAAAAAH INCENERATHOOOR"
that thing: Plunk3x.
..........it......was.......a worthy opponent
@@andrewknorpp9415 We've all been there, bud
I swear I thought the title said dad battle music
"Dad, prepare to meet your fate!!"
"Oh cool, when's he getting here?"
@@Bent773
After that blow, better roll some D12s for Psychic Damage.......
Name: Belt
Atk bonus: +7
Damage/Type: 2d4 Slashing
so a 90's rock music playlist?
Weeaboo_Queen_of_Anime Well that too.
*When you're being called to the principal's office*
My little 2’ 7” sassy halfling walks up and hits the giant on the toe with her mace. 😂
She also speaks giant and orc and is an acolyte.
Nice. I made a halfling way of the Long death Monk. He's interesting, because while he may be 3ft tall, he can beat the crap out of you
@@Thunder-bw9xm Oh my god. Halflings are great to play!
My friend plays a halfling and we call him the scrotum scruncher
@@Its_MAXXXX___So_Cool yesssss
Very nice composition, I Could see through my characters eyes, getting ready for the battle and then the fight itself
listening to it while our party is fighting their first real fight... we are all almost dead
MrsCitty our first fight was a demon wolf but it was not that hard, what almost killed you?
I got super high rolls on my paladin and he's op
I have an armiger with +15 intimidate at level 5. But that's only because he's an orc and I managed to roll 20 strength and 16 cha.
Hmm, put this on for my first fight on roll20 too. A bunch of random bandits, serving Lord Dross the Nonproficient.
MrsCitty fighting a red dragon...
The funniest Nat 20 i have seen.
Basicaly the party was fighting against some goblins. A goblin was about to kill a party member (A Human Cleric)
Human Cleric: I lick him.
DM (Me): What?
Human Cleric: I. Want. To. Lick. Him.
DM: For what?
Human Cleric: To scare him.
DM: Ok... but is not going to be eas-
Human Cleric: *Rolls a Nat 20*
*All the party laughs*
DM: *Sigh* Ok... You can see the goblin looking at you strangely. He runs away. *Wheeze*
Oooh it reminds me of pokemon
Reminds me of the Nat 1 meme where you reach out to shove the orc over the cliff but instead gently caress his hair...
The goblin died of covid from that lick XD
THIS GIORNO GIOVANNA IS A TASTE OF A LIAR
i love this lmaooo
To this day, I find myself asking: WFT is that dwarf wielding?
Might be a weird double weapon, DnD have a history of those, try googlin "orc double axe" at least the double sword be a bit like fighting with a staff with sharp ends. Could also jsut be a bad drawing, axehead was supposed to be on other side, artist redid some stuff and suddenly there wasn't time to fix.
@@lasse6435 It's also the fact that the ax blade is on the top with the edge facing upward at a 45 angle, as well as being in line with the center.
kinda looks like a glaive or something to me...
Yes
hamaxe
I finally have a party and I’m currently creating our first DnD game which is the Lost Mine Of Phandelver. I can’t wait until we all get to play together
we all know the guy in back is carrying the team
damn OP wizards
the guys in the front keep his ass alive though
they've got a pretty sweet arrangement going, that party.
true though
The dwarf/halfling/gnome is hot
not in 5e
So, funny story... I play a thief... This happened when I was lv 2. I had just gotten the tumbling skill. So I'm separated from my group against an enemy. They're at almost full hp and ive got 1 hp left. My armor is broken and thing look bad. We're on a stair case. The enemy attacks and I tumble away. They crit fail and end up hitting themselves in the extremities with their own axe, killing them. Tge body and I fall down the stairs and out the door. I'm laying there with the body next to me and a party member looks over at me with a 😕 look that states "what just happened?". Please note this battle happened right after I killed 3 enemies without any help. Two were taken out instantly and I nat 20 3 times with darts. They came out od the room they'd been stuck in to seethe carnagey "murder spree" left... Well, 2 stories...
Goblins: “Don’t you think this battle music is abit over the top? It’s like you are trying to fight the final boss?”
The Party: “You fool! We ARE the Final Boss!”
Srsly giving me chills, listening while writing a one shot campaign and it sets the perfect mood.❤
Yep! Writing a two shot rn including a butcher which uses human meat!
When my boss calls me to his office, this song plays
I play the beginning of AC/DC hell’s bells every time someone casts toll the dead
When the guy in the back be stealing kill
Mu experience is globally the opposite 😂
I'm the mage, they steal my kill all the time 😂
@@AlmalexyaBlue
Try Bladesinger :p
is stealing a
@@michalsmolka8772
I can't carry a tune. I'm more of a blade hummer...
my first battle of dungeons and dragons was against an orc,and my party was pretty away and i survived by mere luck,good times.
My lvl 3 players managed to die to 4 orcs. I am ashamed.
They probably deserved it.
My lvl 14 team of 3 didn't take a single point of damage against buffed beholder. Fucking dice rolls...
Thats nothing my lvl 2 players defeated a high level pit king (whom btw they werent supposed to meet yet but they had to be murder hobos) By casting a sleep charm on it then Used a spell to turn it into a chicken then they butchered it and fried it then proceeded to eat the fried chicken...im still in shock about it and that was 5 months ago
@@obi-wank-enobi The damage roll for sleep has to exceed the creatures health points which is impossible for a pit fiend and the polymorph would end once it takes a chicken's health points in damage (probably 2 hp). Also pit fiends have advantage on saving throws against magical spells. I understand that the game is about having fun but you need to follow some rules to keep the game together and coherent.
@@i5m1thy YoU DaRE ApPoSe mE MoRtAl!?!
Nah i let it happen otherwise i would have tpk them because of theyre level and no I dont follow the rules I dont have to they are nothing more than guidelines to me if I'm the dm I pick what is allowed and what is not though I purposely make the game so my players have fun and nothing makes me happier than bringing smiles to other people's faces not blindly following rules. Most of the time I don't even use dnd modules I just come up with my own story and world.
"So, anyway, I will cas-"
**BAM BAM BAM!**
**AIRHOOOOOORN!**
**DUN DUN DA-DUNN!**
'What?'
"I said I wanna cas-"
**WAAH-WAAH-WAAH!**
**AIRHOOOOOORN!**
'What?!'
"I SAID I WANNA CAST FAERY FIRE!"
This music is way too much, but at least it's not two steps from hell.
Only in dnd can walking landscapes take second but seconds of combat can take hours
Rolled a nat 20 on my initiative while listening to this!
Me too!
lucky for you guys! i got a nat 1 :(
Nat 20s don't count for initiative
@@iLlegal_iBex Its still a 20 tho lol
@ibustthecreepies NOOOOOOO
me n my friends are playing this war session that, no spoilers, but there are dark magic, corrupt commandants, hell fire and a lot of explosions. THIS MUSIC FITS SOOOOO WELL
why no one remembers the monk, not even once :(
Haruna S because the enemy assasins always takes down monks first look the monk is already dead look at background
@@memre6008 now monks have stand powers
@lunar rako8 yes, yes they do
Monk in 5e kicks ass IMHO.
I only recently played a monk just so I could make a whole jojos bizzare adventure joke out of it
The armored figure in the far left is going to, I presume, cause so much trouble for the (presumably) elven ranger and the tiefling wizard. :D
Когда заюзал файербол в пещере с огнеопасным газом). 🤣
I've dm'ed several campaigns for my party and they knew its about to get serious when I whip this music out
Yep, and the minute timer. That puts he magic users under insane pressure. If they don't make their move by the time the sand runs out.... They are confused and overwhelmed by the battle that surrounds them... Next player you're up. We'll come back to the wizard when he has regained his senses.... The panic sets in! It's great.
Sunday 27th November 2022. Three (yes three) party members full on died to this music fighting 2 giant crocodiles, nearly a tpk, they were all (4 players) lv4s
meanwhile your party's bard is in the back playing some jaunty little tune
i find this to be great for studying
Played this last night with the campaign fighting a dragon and it was a massive hit, blessing all of our ears
D&D movie trailer music
The fact that a d&d movie actually did come out 😂
I was the healer in my party and I ended up doing more damage than the tank cause our tank kept missing
dm: you know your teammate is beside the air elemental your using your blue breath weapon on
me: that's the point
Fighting a Xorn currently, we have a zombie (my mom's) dwarf (dad) elf (my mom) tabaxi (me) dwarf, has been poisoned, town has been under attack, now we are in the dwarf excavation, about to die maybe...
my mom wil probably cast fireball, we are all level 7.
lova ya!
Edit:xorn is blinded and we are winning!!
Edit 2: we won :)
(claps)
when you want your reading time to become epic af! xD seriously this listening to this music while reading the climax of the book that i am reading is just PERFECT!... *sips tea*
TO WAR WITH Y'ALL
Cale Henituse will bring down the empire.
gets me in the mood to actually write characters
Currently playing as a bee-infested warforged protecting a young bandit who has been summoned by a genospynx from werebats. Those pitiful monstrosities are no match for my warforged's metallic, disease-proof body. I am unstoppable.
Update: the bandit has been protected, warforged is screaming in confusion because it's hearing voices in it's head
My players refuse to actually fight, so they usually seduce the enemy, trick it, or straight up run away. We're like 6 sessions in and only 2 characters have died, bc 1 left the campaign and the other wanted to play something different. Another player almost died in the only fight any of my players have ever been in, because they stumbled onto the 2nd to last final boss and none of my other players would help them.
This is exactly how long it took for a really long battle. In fact, it took 30 minutes to complete a round because we had nine players in the party so yeah.
When you see a dragon:
Great for when I'm writing my Transformer books.
Good luck :)
just fireball
Just Fireball!
JUST FIREBALL!!
Accidentally trip while on a mountain cliff
The DM says:
- Roll the die to manage that do you fall down.
(Throws Natural 1)
Oops.
You roll to fall down and you missed?
The party is currently trying to halt my character's public beheading. It is not going so well
How did this turn out?
@@diversezebra6754 our artificer used a magic hat filled with one hundred pidgeons to swarm and distract the guards, and I was able to slip away with my rogue stealth, and another party member’s pass without trace helping me
An army of orcs in the distance, rows of guards behind you. The battle is imminent. You prepare your weapons, load your crossbows, and ready your minds. This fight will alter the course of history...
The sun begins its decent into the horizon, as the sky is fills with blood red and fiery orange streaks. The orcs start their advance, and all around you the guards start moving forward.
what do you do?
I say charge as loud as I can and rush into battle
Warforged for life. You cannot keep us down we will rise against our creators and colonize our own land!
*muffled rust moster sounds*
Warforged for life as well, the first time I played dnd I was a warforged paladin
as soon as I switched from tavern music to this and smiled my players all let out the biggest sigh.
Oh, neato. *Listens too it, rolls critical fail*
*Doesn't hear it. In fact, I forget that I have a laptop. In fact, I forget that those things exist. In fact...
My ears snap off*
My team and I fighting bandits in a bar brawl, and one of our teammates die in battle, and my shadow elf in a fit of rage decides to torture the bandit leader for information and then tie him to an anchor and dropped him in water😂
Two words: Eldritch Blast.
Me pongo esto cuando hago la tarea y me siento en medio de una batalla epica contra el teorema de pitagoras, algebra y la vida de San Martín
Cheers from my half-elf Fivin and his brother the half-orc ~William~
ok so my last party had a rule where if you rolled a one and had less than 20 hp you would die, starting once you have 30+ hot points. we all had low hp from previous encounters but than the dm revealed that the dungeon we were in was sinking into the tar below, giving us all climbing checks. it was a 5 person game (1dm, 4players) and i rolled a nat 20, the dm described me doing a backflip onto solid ground, landing perfectly. than it was the others turn, all 3 of them managed to get 1s, first was the druid, who was polymorphed into a boar and couldn’t climb it, slipping backwards into the tar below (it was sinking diagonally), second was the tiefling warrior, my least favorite of the party. she tried to use her sword to climb but ended up having a heart attack and fucking dying
last was the fucking legend Promethzues, promhub (as we called them) played a character that revolved around death being difficult to come by, and used their skills to prove it. they rolled a one but the dm literally couldn’t figure out how to kill them, as they were a sea elf who had magic items letting them breathe any liquid. the dm thus decided to simply have him crushed and left unconscious, however my 1 foot tall half elf jumped into the tar, rolling a 10. my dm compromised said i could save promhub if i dies in the process, which i decided was worth it, as promhub had a scroll to revive others. promhub got to the surface and left.... bitch didn’t even save us
"ok so my last party had a rule where if you rolled a one and had less than 20 hp you would die" That is a terrible rule.
Dungeons and Dragons Baby!
played this as my party fought a werewolf mini-boss
I almost killed one of my fellow party members using, I believe, the *Thunderclap* spell during a combat encounter. This was one of my first times playing btw. I _probably_ wouldn't do that nowadays.
a member of my party hurt themselves twice with the shocking grasp spell
both times, tried to run at a bandit to electrocute him in a... specific place
both times, rolled so low that she tripped over and electroctured herself
my character was the only other one to take damage on our team that fight, all because he had to go in to save her from the bandits she just ran at
what's the lesson here? idk...
i guess don't try to use close range attacks as a sorcerer with the lowest hp in the group
0:00 It mostly feels like fighting goblins
Funny story my group were fighting an Otyugh to save a lil boy, the ranger only hit one person in the whole campaign, it was that child he aimed at the child with his cross bow and fired a shot, hitting the child making the child lose the arm
Magic spell, WRATHFUL SMITE, ACTIVATE! HAAAA! *strikes with Longsword* Take THAT, Venger!
you could aggressively twerk to this music - my druid with adhd
Great studying music! Tbh you should have more subs!!
Thankyou, good luck with your studies 🎓
What is that dwarf's weapon????
Thank you so much for this.
This would be extremely bad for D&D... it's too... synthetic. Which in turn makes excellent for Cyberpunk, for example... Oooh, I can see the scene, the infiltration of a Corp building... guards from everywhere... and the team have to keep figthing until the loadbar reaches 100%...
Yes, this music is great for an RPG session, but NOT for D&D :)
I agree. When in doubt throw on the soundtrack to "Conan the Barbarian."
You're clearly right, I can hear it from here: "Hacker: Lonestar agents incoming!" "Face *shooting from cover*: Mr. Johnson said they'd be busy, what do we do?!" "Augmented street samuraï: This! *Hands over flash grenades and takes his gatling gun*"
Exactly! This compilation is not suited at all for fantasy settings. There is, however, a great deal of battle music for D&D- some tracks from Assasin's Creed, Plillars of Eternity, The Elder Scrolls, World of Warcraft and so on.
No, it isn't terribly on the nose. This music type is called electronica. The name alone is mismatched.
Dungeons & Dragons is more of a game genre, not necessarily a medieval fantasy setting. I'd still call a Sci-Fi RPG played like D&D a D&D game.
so once while we were playing D&D our human warrior asked if he could walk really cool down the street and DM said "okay but do a charisma check" so he did and succeeded, and then our warrior-mage did the same and got a critical success so he was like the ultimate cool mode walking down the street and i did the same and got a critical fail... i made a fool out of myself in that town. (actually true story)
Bahamut's breath
I am a golden dragonborn
Alright... *music starts playing* roll initiative.
Very cool!
This gave me motivation to clean my room....
I have to loop this about 4 times every combat encounter 😅
whole party killed an ancient dragon last night (we were level 12)
my sorcerer spammed fireball lol
Seriously, my brother is an AMAZING DM!
same
it's my older brother though
When I did dungeons in dragons I was a golden dragon born barbarian who's character flaw was he would do anything to protect his team, I once leapt into a dark hole just to see if it was safe for my team..... It was a 60ft drop, our healers spell reached exactly 60ft, can anyone tell me how or why I actually made it to the end of the campaign......
I’d love to play D&D
play pen and paper version
Then just play
M2
Really good for sword fight
Everybody: using for dnd matches. Me: using it to go to battle in roblox and troll
I've just noticed, at least one of the songs in this is from Full Metal Alchemist, if not more!
True story.... I was playing DnD with a few friends, and we came across a Mind Flayer. Let's just say that everyone except for me was... Mindfucked.... Thank God we beat that monster....
my random reddit encounter lasted just about an hr, we took down an iron golem.
This is really good
The tiefling is the only guy who is actually doing something. The rest are just posing.
thank u from japan!!
Roll initiative? What initiative? Everyone make your movements and the Goblins will make theirs, roll your AC attempts to hit after declaring your targets, did you hit? Good, so did the Goblins. Roll your damage and the goblins will roll too. Okay bonus actions now. Battle is chaotic and bloody, in the few seconds you do your actions so does the enemy. What's that? Oh you're not use to that way of combat...sharpen your weapons and ready your magic green horn, this is a new kind of dungeon. And this is only dungeon combat, survive to the end and we will need to roll percentage, it's the end game, your party stands on a vast battlefield with hordes of vile creatures roaring towards you all. At your sides, the knights of Falungrim raise their shields, swords gleam with every flash of lightning, the heavy raindrops chiming off of the knights' armor like small copper pebbles hitting tin metal. Their eyes steady with conviction as the the thunderous quake of the rushing horde shakes the very ground, a screech from a Lich can be heard echoing across the field...the knights await the command, your command...all of Falungrim depends on it.
Since i am between characters and campaigns i guess i will lift to this video
I listen to this instead of praying to God
Well, I will DM first time tomorrow, and I am certainly picking good background music, I just hope to DM as well as my music picking skills
And no tracklist. great.
he liked your comment lol
the songs are called dnd battle music its in the title
I've always wondered why the rogue(or possibly ranger?) is on the front lines. Seems like a risky place to be.
Are the names to all these songs?? There’s are awesome!
Love it!
This hits hard
Me and my brother currently freestyling to this
Played this while killing 4 giant weasels, was not disappointed.
Alexa, play DND fight music at top volume, all lights on red (response to intruder alert)
Listening to this during pvp through part members lol
great music