a subtle roasting of enstars outfits
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- čas přidán 14. 06. 2023
- happy pride month let's make fun of anime boys
and yes, i know that a 34 minute video isn't exactly subtle roasting but it's MY CHANNEL and i'll talk for 30 minutes if i WANNA
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"What is that shade? Ugly??" I'm crying. Like you're not wrong that turquoise on Mika's SCR is horrendous, I just wasn't prepared for you to tear into it like that lmaoooo
the moment I got that SCR in game I was hit with a wave of disappointment and disgust like who?? who thought that was a good idea?? I just wanna talk man
happy elements doesn't want ibara to look sexy, so real
lemonade enthusiast here
happy elements is doing this to spite me specifically I swear. also lemonade is the right choice 🙏
Oh my god Yuta’s event outfit was a genuine jumpscare cause I’ve only seen the cg before and he LOOKS GOODD but then I saw the outfit and went what the fuck is that???
Average ensemble stars moment of them absolutely serving in the cg then you see how it looks in the 2d/3d model and it looks so much worse.
Case in point with mika’s fs1 too, on the 2d model the ribcage thingy (which I do like!! I am fond of the concept and it looks alr on the cg) looks like a foam sticker was pasted on it.
i feel like vday event outfits being team outfit redesign is a really solid baseline but god how did happyele somehow make the l2d look worse :']
@@tarostartic8833 literally 😔😔 the 3d models doesn’t look as bad though I think so maybe it’s just the lack of shading with the 2d models
THE TITLE- just how you specify that this is a 𝔰𝔲𝔟𝔱𝔩𝔢 roasting of their outfits SENT me
Also no, I think your right that Ibara goes in ya look good. His regular outfits and summer snow outfit/ any of them that has him in a color other than black look ABSOLUTELY horrendous. BUT (and this is a big but) the rest of them just scream “I’m richer than u and my networth is great enough that I could buy the whole Gucci label and have millions left over”, and I love that for him
also fav drink is water, I’m boring like that ✨
gosh you're right ibara has SUCH rich bitch energy. like he always has this "I'm better than you regardless of whether I'm winning or not" aura that makes him look 1000% better in most outfits. but then again, that makes his bad outfits even goofier because WHY does he act like he's serving cunt when he's dressed like THAT?? but then again (again), ibara looking like an absolute dweeb while acting like he's NOT is also why I like him so much!! i'm still on the fence man
and water is a good choice ✨
It hasn't even been a minute into the video and I'm already fucking wheezing, you are an absolute gift to this fandom
Also, sugarcane milk drink enthusiast over here!
a sugarcane milk drink sounds great but it would absolutely DESTROY my lactose intolerant ass
the "he could be my wife" x5 about Ibara is so true, he's so wife
ALSO IBARA IS THE MOST STYLISH EVER (
YES EROGURO!! I'm surprised I didn't mention it myself in the video. the guro part is very obvious I feel, but the HINT of eroticism is TOTALLY there. he's a man after my own heart, we've got such similar taste
26:00 I DISAGREE i think the orange gives a nice contrast to the black or something ⁉️ personally i think that specific shade of orange is an eyesore but it being paired with black and turquoise and all the other colors his outfit has... ough his outfit is gorjus.. .gorjeus.... bros majestic....
ALSO it wasn't shown in the picture but his gloves have butterfly shaped holes in them which makes me love this outfit even more 😭💔 seriously one of my faves as well. the whole butterfly motif along w/ the ribcage situation? love it
FINALLY DISAGREEMENT. LET'S FIGHT!!!
I'm joking, I fully agree with you actually :) I know SOME people could be turned off by it, but the rest of the colors balance it out perfectly. the turquoise and orange and yellow are like a sunset, but the black just gives it that gothic twist and makes it more Mika, y'know? he likes bright colors but he's also ✨spooky✨
I LOVE THIS THANK YOU FOR THR SERATONIN CANT WAIT FOR MORE (especially because some of my best boys have horrendous style lmao)
totally agree that Ibara only looks good when someone else is dressing him. I think he has the same approach to fashion as he does to food: it’s an unfortunate necessity that wastes time that could be better spent scheming. And let’s be real, what are his casual outfits but the soylent nutritional brick version of clothing.
"soylent nutritional brick version of clothing" why are you guys funnier than me like how am I supposed to COMPETE with something as good as that
19:17 I think it's the cropped pants with sandles that gives housewife. Definitely loving Ibara!
19:23 is the realest ever he’s my beautiful terrible wife i love this fcking dude
i know you didn’t look at any outfits from ! era in this but i just want to shout out mika’s posion a la mode and black haired living doll cards because both of them are iconic, he very much deserves that spot in the top tier
best beverage is lemonade btw
I LOVE YOUR EDITING SM??
THANK YOU!!!
ok i could be biased but like ibara’s outfit choices for himself are like bad and his like idol outfits are good but like that’s like his job so it makes sense for him to have pretty outfits and istg woman ibara…… i swear jus marry me MARRY ME but yh idk rating the outfits overall regardless of he picked it or not makes sense but then ibara’s input is also important but technically you can argue since featured scout outfits are personalised and themed around them and ibara looks so good in both of his featured scouts that that’s part of his fashion choice too…? maybe idk all ik is ibara is hot and i love him and more ibaraPs 🙏
edit : idk why this is so long and i also agree that happyele are targeting him fr they jus need to accept that ibara is hot and deserves more hot outfits
I feel like ibara cares about his appearance when it's something BIG like those featured scout outfits, but with his normal everyday wear he just picks whatever he can find because he Can't Be Bothered. which I understand but COME ON he can at least TRY to be a bit nicer looking. he can't claim to be this evil seductive manipulator and then dress like he works at JCPenny it's just not right
@@yamjoon yeahhhh fr but at least when he puts effort its SO FUCKING HOT happyele we need more hot ibara 🙏
Not the JCPENNEY
omggg i llove this videooo plz make more like this one it was so fun :DDDDD
Upd.: I forgot that not everyone can tell 2wink apart because 2wink fans can say who is who basing on VOICE sometimes so when you were like "who's Yuta" I legimately lost it
Ah, finally Shu Itsuki made a video and uploaded it. But tbh I think all these blouses are so fire, I like them to the deepest of my soul.
P.S. About drink - actually anything flavoured with mango. Tea, sparkling water, BEER (I know it's existing) - idc until it flavoured with mango.
P.P.S CZcams when adults: 😠😤🤫🙄
ohh I've never heard of mango flavored beer!! sounds fun :) AND MAN 2WINK FANS ARE SO COOL I'm so bad at telling people's voices apart I could never 😩 the best part about making these videos is that it really makes me appreciate characters I would never think about. like me and Yuta are BESTIES now he's such a cool kid
@@yamjoon 2wink propaganda 😼
@@yamjoon as a 2winkP. can confirm im able to do this
31:09 bold of you to assume i wouldnt marry mika any day
I love Yam's Shu kinnie side
This is honestly so fun to watch thank you for this!!
your editing style is absolutely golden...
THANK YOU FOR THIS VIDEO 🙏🙏
this is the best way to procrastinate homework wooOOOOooo
also id actually like to see you rate their autographs !! shu's autograph makes me irrationally angry i can't explain why it's just not what i expect from someone like. THAT. also kanata has the best one
Your laughing is so contagious 😂❤
That is Mika’s wedding outfit real
I remember this video showing up in my recommended around the time it was uploaded. I watched it and thanks to you I'm now balls deep in the franchise. IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT
so thanks
i feel so honored
Didn’t know I was watching shu itsuki now, bit I do appreciate it
7:43 wait when you put them together i finally realized their gloves are opposite, like, they complete each other (???) maybe im just a hopeless valkp wwwww
THEY ARE!!! i'm also a valkp so we can be hopeless together
so thankful that kanatas summer snow scr is a good scr because i don’t know what I’d do if it wasn’t
4:10 as a lesbian. yeah i agree 100% i want that man CARNALLY ‼️‼️‼️
YES YOU R BACK
It's like they're either the best or the worst
I'd say Ibara is mid, dude does not look that bad lol. I was like, no way when you put him in stylin' after all your comments, so when you came from the future to fix it, that was great! 😂
i do unintentionally make ibara a much better looking character in my brain than he actually does canonically. it's the delusion!
Enstars can't make outfits without beads.
youre so right yuta is so cute
i know basically nothing about enstars. all i know is that i love mika kagehira with all of my heart.
and that's all you need to know
this is really funny because i made this statement and then was almost IMMEDIATELY consumed by valkyrie insanity 💀 shumika is my life now
ou seem so fun to hang out with
You’d be surprised how good vocaloid covers exist of alkaloid songs lmao music wise they remind me of vocaloid (Miku living on the edge cover is my favorite)
12:21 I think the outfit is cute, but the color palette should have had more dimension because if the outfit was black and white, it would be cute.
As a 2wink fan, 😡😡😡🤬😡😡🤬🤬😡😡🤬🤬🤬😡😡🤬🤬😡😡🤬🤬🤬😠😠🤬🤬😡😠😡🤬😠😠🤬😠😡🤬😠😡🤬🤬🤬😡😡😡😠😠🤬🤬🤬😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬😡😠😡🤬🤬
I'M SOOORRRRYYY i'll go throw myself into a river as punishment for my egregious sin 😔
@@yamjoon No, I was just kidding!! Please don’t do that! I’m literally a fineP, so don’t take what I say about 2wink too seriously.
@@starlightparades IT'S OKAY!! i was just joking
“He could be my wife” x20 …
😄➡️😈
im an alter whos a hiyori fictive and i agree ibara is hot but this dumbass game is tryna prove me wrong i hate this‼‼‼‼
i'm currently procrastinating two tour events so here are timestamps:
0:14 Rinne Amagi
6:59 Yuta Aoi
69:420 ibara 😠😇😡👼🤬😀
then mika
ok i'm not a huge ibara fan but why does the white for his fs outfit kinda eat slay devour???? idk what it is about the og colors but they aren't it for me but the WHITE??? like okkkk get it i guess!!!
edit: also fs2 mika is something i would wear IN REAL LIFEEEE banger fit!!
edit 2: also favorite thing to drink is hot cocoa :D
Gray SCRs are my mortal enemies. They 👏 are 👏 ugly 👏 as 👏 hell 👏
in the defense of some of these outfits. a lot of outfits look WAYYY better in the card/cg than the model. the model outfits tend to be bulky and flat and it looks better when in motion
It feels like every other SCR is a really ugly light gray
Such an odd choice