Hatchetfield Lines I Quote That Confuse People | Starkid

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  • čas přidán 24. 11. 2023
  • Yes, most of this video is Lauren Lopez #starkid #blackfriday #npmd #nightmaretime #tgwdlm

Komentáře • 100

  • @he.said.teenjiejer
    @he.said.teenjiejer Před 7 měsíci +986

    the “kick my head” scene is huge for me actually. i legitimately have all of it memorized but i know like two people max who know starkid stuff so i never put that knowledge to use LMAOOO

  • @charlotteadase6814
    @charlotteadase6814 Před 7 měsíci +782

    Love it, my three additions would be "ARE YOU FRIGHTENED??!" from TGWDLM "You want me to film this?!" from Nerdy Prudes and "awhh right in the subpoena!" from Black Friday, but honestly, once you start listing quotes you'll keep going til you have half the script lmao

  • @cece_____z
    @cece_____z Před 5 měsíci +67

    the thing i love abt “skele-uhn” is that it’s not an unusual way to say “skeleton” but it happens so many times in a row it just elevates it to hilarity

  • @coyotix
    @coyotix Před 7 měsíci +335

    "Yeah, prove it asshole, we're the army."
    "And I'm in a hurry!"
    that cut was fucking beautiful

  • @billiemccarthy8332
    @billiemccarthy8332 Před 7 měsíci +316

    as someone who has not seen any of the Nightmare Time videos and therefore has no context to the clips from them, "I oughta cover you in syrup. go make a wallet?!" is so fucking funny to me

    • @Its_hatchetfield
      @Its_hatchetfield  Před 7 měsíci +83

      It’s just as weird with context lol

    • @user-bz6mn3tu8k
      @user-bz6mn3tu8k Před 7 měsíci +37

      @@Its_hatchetfieldJeff’s delivery of “I guess I’ll go make a wallet” in abstinence camp kills me every time

    • @coyotix
      @coyotix Před 4 měsíci +19

      i feel like jon was told to improv punishments and came up with "put you in a canoe", "cover you in syrup", and "let a bird walk all over you"

  • @MaeFletch
    @MaeFletch Před 7 měsíci +190

    "blaaaack coffee im your coffee gi-" "NOOOOO" idk how this is one of my most common quotes but i sing it ALL the time

    • @Volcanic_Activity
      @Volcanic_Activity Před 6 měsíci +3

      "☝️🤓 um actually, it's coffee *gal* not girl"

  • @kylej5076
    @kylej5076 Před 7 měsíci +222

    I never noticed Curt's reaction to the "I hope you dont get a Wiggly" scene

  • @theresaurusrex
    @theresaurusrex Před 7 měsíci +263

    “i’ve met god. he had nothing good to say about you” how is that literally from a starkid show

    • @jimmy_the_squid9456
      @jimmy_the_squid9456 Před 7 měsíci +46

      Same energy as "Do you think God stays up in heaven because he too fears what he created?" being from Spy Kids 2

    • @QuikVidGuy
      @QuikVidGuy Před 7 měsíci +53

      There's also "Science says you're dead and gone forever. Reason says I'm talking to the air. But something in my heart, some secret, hidden part, illogical insists that you are there somewhere!"

    • @e_N_n
      @e_N_n Před 6 měsíci +10

      @@QuikVidGuyGod the lyrics in Twisted go CRAZY, that show really makes me cry

  • @knot_sj5292
    @knot_sj5292 Před 7 měsíci +254

    Im so sad "does your phone cover calls to hell/shes bisexual and dead where else would she be" wasnt included, i quote that on an almsot daily basis

    • @neoneoli1087
      @neoneoli1087 Před 7 měsíci +1

      Where is it from?

    • @knot_sj5292
      @knot_sj5292 Před 7 měsíci +5

      When they're in beanies right after grace gets busted by Shapiro in npmd!

  • @my-V-
    @my-V- Před 7 měsíci +135

    My favorite is “I certainly don’t LOVE killing”

    • @readingginbed
      @readingginbed Před 7 měsíci +15

      the way they delivered that line too is 🤌🏻💯

    • @Volcanic_Activity
      @Volcanic_Activity Před 6 měsíci +5

      ​@@readingginbedjae is too iconic

    • @KyrieFortune
      @KyrieFortune Před měsícem +4

      "SELLING DRUGS TO OUR CHILDREN"
      "So, is that a crime?"

  • @curiousKuro16
    @curiousKuro16 Před 7 měsíci +93

    "Yeah prove it asshole we're the army." Always has me cackling

    • @coyotix
      @coyotix Před 4 měsíci +1

      super underrated line

  • @octolingo1892
    @octolingo1892 Před 7 měsíci +62

    so glad that "my BArbeque" is included I quote that way too often

  • @TnoyKaraxis
    @TnoyKaraxis Před 7 měsíci +147

    I have one friend who has seen TGWDLM and NPMD and laughs at my quotes. It’s usually just quoting Ted.

    • @oranplan1630
      @oranplan1630 Před 2 měsíci +2

      I'm sure you are, CZcams user TnoyKaraxis

  • @beetlejuiceblues12
    @beetlejuiceblues12 Před 7 měsíci +126

    I literally closed my eyes and tried to see how quickly I could pick up on the quote and recite it along with the video lmao I think I'm hyperfixating on Starkid again

  • @MabelTemiki
    @MabelTemiki Před 7 měsíci +157

    Great video 😀I was hoping “hello fwiendy-wends” and “WE DONT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOUR PHONE!” Would be here 🤣

  • @greywolfe8012
    @greywolfe8012 Před 7 měsíci +22

    I frequently sing "What do you want, Paul?" I don't know anyone named Paul, it's just become my way of asking what someone wants lol

  • @H0RR0R_CR0W
    @H0RR0R_CR0W Před 6 měsíci +14

    I lost my crap when they revealed Peter as the hot chocolate kid

  • @Codyrat405
    @Codyrat405 Před 8 měsíci +193

    Black Friday is one of my favorites and Emma is my favorite she’s so iconic

  • @lightbornindarkness
    @lightbornindarkness Před 7 měsíci +76

    The cabbage patch kid bit always gets me 😂

  • @unusbecauseimnotamasochist9045
    @unusbecauseimnotamasochist9045 Před 6 měsíci +24

    I love Curt's face after "I hope you don't get a Wiggly. I hope you fucking die." just O-O (meanwhile Kim just goes >:0)

  • @kaaiitlin
    @kaaiitlin Před 7 měsíci +42

    I didn’t realise how much I quote Paul until I rewatched TGWDLM

  • @MrsFoxx492
    @MrsFoxx492 Před 7 měsíci +34

    “Aw sorry, fresh out of your favorite food!” Is something me and my husband reference all the time 😂

  • @readingginbed
    @readingginbed Před 7 měsíci +44

    i taught my 6 yo niece the cool beans part from NPMD 😂 i quoted it one day and it made her laugh, so i showed her ONLY that part of the song (bc c’mon, she’s 6) and that’s basically all she said for an entire hour

  • @lounanotfluentinenglish
    @lounanotfluentinenglish Před 6 měsíci +15

    I literally just left my room mumbling "I've never known darker times, and I've covered the protests live..." and my french family that doesn't know anything about Starkid is already tired of my presence ✨

  • @montikups1099
    @montikups1099 Před 3 měsíci +6

    Goldstein's monologue 1:22 is how I found out my longtime friend also liked Starkid. It had never come up in conversation until then and it was like we discovered we were in the same secret society. Our poor friend group, we spent the next hour talking about Hatchetfield.

  • @sophiafaris5437
    @sophiafaris5437 Před 7 měsíci +29

    I do the “ok. Ok. Ok” a lot

  • @mari._.the._.extrovert5674
    @mari._.the._.extrovert5674 Před 7 měsíci +17

    I religiously quote "Yea.. i don't want to though. Your fckin useless pete/paul!" All the time now. And im not mad about it.

  • @Ramblys_Tea_Party
    @Ramblys_Tea_Party Před 7 měsíci +13

    Me and my best friend regularly quote the ‘should we kill him? Should we kill him??’ At any and every opportunity

  • @sagegreeeeeeen
    @sagegreeeeeeen Před 8 měsíci +93

    I quote almost all of these literally every day…. Especially NPMD

  • @teamcyeborg
    @teamcyeborg Před 6 měsíci +9

    Forgot how beautifully Max says skele?on.
    Also, "Ah yes, shop class. Where if you don't chop your finger off, you get an A."
    "No! If you put in the effort and show up to class, I'd never let an accident like that affect your grade!"
    Is one that i desperately need to reference to anyone who will listen

  • @jamesmoriarty2329
    @jamesmoriarty2329 Před měsícem +4

    Can't believe that Curt Mega’s President freakout in Black Friday wasn't on this.

  • @BronzeWarrior210
    @BronzeWarrior210 Před 3 měsíci +7

    A personal favourie of mine is "WHAT'S IN YOUR POCKET, STE-PHA-NIE?"

  • @dannylavender
    @dannylavender Před 7 měsíci +11

    Some of my personal favourites are Linda's "HWHAT???", Hidgens' "business", and the first verse of "What Do You Say"

  • @user-wm1yc2gk2w
    @user-wm1yc2gk2w Před 7 měsíci +45

    5:42
    so you just chant a demonic ritual at your friends?

    • @lillianmanuel4956
      @lillianmanuel4956 Před 7 měsíci +13

      you don't?

    • @Its_hatchetfield
      @Its_hatchetfield  Před 7 měsíci +15

      I just sing only that part of the song all the time at my house and my parents just look at me weird even though they know what it’s from lol

    • @justme7410
      @justme7410 Před 7 měsíci +4

      hell i sing and quote bury the body all the time

    • @flaxyus996
      @flaxyus996 Před 2 měsíci +2

      ​@@justme7410I imagine how Starkid fans' friends feel...
      - hey, man, whatcha up too?
      - POKOOOTHO, BLIKLOTEP, T'NOY KARAXIS...
      - yeah no, can you sing something else?
      - ...WE'RE GONNA BURY THE BODY-
      - oh God please no
      - ..fucKING GO FOR IT

  • @kaleighmagnant
    @kaleighmagnant Před 7 měsíci +17

    So it's not a quote but i always say the little "huh huh" and do the hand movement from when Paul is singing moana whenever I hear that song from moana

  • @szaremm
    @szaremm Před 7 měsíci +15

    i was waiting for "IT IS GOD'S PLAN"

  • @RandomCabin3Camper
    @RandomCabin3Camper Před měsícem +5

    "Shut the fuck up 🎶" Is my to go TGWDLM quote.

  • @CelestalMeme
    @CelestalMeme Před měsícem +3

    I'm actually so happy I'm not the only one who randomly sings the intro to the The Summoning

  • @justme7410
    @justme7410 Před 7 měsíci +6

    I literally sing bury the body almost all the time it's so catchy!

  • @darramations
    @darramations Před 6 měsíci +5

    My friend has no idea about anything hatchetfield related but he thinks the name “nerdy prudes must die” is really funny so we started an inside joke where we just say nerdy prudes must die or replace the nerdy part of it with somthing related to somthing we were talking about beforehand

  • @tartarusempress1583
    @tartarusempress1583 Před 28 dny +1

    any good hatchetfield fan randomly quotes the entire start of the summoning!

  • @celiacolladorivas548
    @celiacolladorivas548 Před 6 měsíci +3

    I was playing this video in the living room and my boyfriend started talking and singing along to the quotes from the kitchen 💀

  • @littlemissantisocial
    @littlemissantisocial Před 6 měsíci +3

    The fact that I mouthed along to at least half of these proves your point perfectly 😂😂😂

  • @flaxyus996
    @flaxyus996 Před 2 měsíci +2

    The 2:57 and confused "uhh.. fuck you?" from Emma after the "you, beat it!" - are the only legitimate ways to say "fuck you" and I use both of them

  • @DaveTh3Ninja
    @DaveTh3Ninja Před 7 měsíci +8

    I ought to cover you with syrup. Go make.a wallet!

    • @DaveTh3Ninja
      @DaveTh3Ninja Před 7 měsíci

      Pete Spankofski needs to fall into the Bastard's Box in the worst way. I have never seen a character that has needed to Back to the Future 2/Everything, Everywhere, All At Once more.

    • @DaveTh3Ninja
      @DaveTh3Ninja Před 7 měsíci

      Decaf Whhhhaaaattt?

    • @DaveTh3Ninja
      @DaveTh3Ninja Před 7 měsíci +1

      The Hatchet Town opening goes harder at the jump than any other Hatchetfield song. It is known. He IS Dan Reynolds.

    • @DaveTh3Ninja
      @DaveTh3Ninja Před 7 měsíci

      And ending with songs that just get stuck in my head too. Let It Out. The Summoning. I get Use It Or Lose It a lot. When Pete does inevitably face off with Tinky it should end with Next Time from Yellow Jacket. Next Time is such a live show show ender. Shame about time and plagues and people not wanting to tour anymore.

  • @erikacornet9594
    @erikacornet9594 Před 7 měsíci +4

    WHY O WHY can I qoute this whole video

  • @frozenlemon
    @frozenlemon Před 6 měsíci +3

    “See! She can be taught!” Is something I need to say more

  • @jennamoore3169
    @jennamoore3169 Před 7 měsíci +4

    GOT MY FOOT ON THE GAS

  • @Snakepit_Media
    @Snakepit_Media Před 7 měsíci +4

    These are literally all my favorite parts thank you

  • @XenaNemyt
    @XenaNemyt Před 7 měsíci +9

    Love this💚💚💚 😂😂😂 Starkid musicals are really something else ❤️

  • @stefaniegiambrone4217
    @stefaniegiambrone4217 Před měsícem

    My go to at work when we’re in the weeds is “we’re gonna keep cool beans, we’re gonna keep the beans cool

  • @zayamoone
    @zayamoone Před 6 měsíci +2

    I wish I could quote these, but if my family ever found out about half of the stuff in this series I think I’d have some problems. I have to physically restrain myself from saying half of these on a daily basis

  • @TBG1
    @TBG1 Před 4 měsíci +2

    The number of times I've quoted the ,,I'm dead" is not healthy, I think

  • @NinjaCoto
    @NinjaCoto Před 6 měsíci +2

    This is… amazing

  • @emilyclark8772
    @emilyclark8772 Před 7 měsíci +9

    Go make a wallet!

  • @theinimitablejora522
    @theinimitablejora522 Před 7 měsíci +22

    Good to know I’m not the only one who quotes JOYOUS DAYYYYYYYYY

  • @elsabug6769
    @elsabug6769 Před 5 měsíci +5

    I’m hyperfixed on npmd right now, it’s my first starkid show, & I am SO excited to open the bag of worms that is Hatchetfield. All this shit looks so fun & absolutely ridiculous😭 & with SO much talent too, like wow.🤧💖🫶✨
    Also this is my first time realizing several tiktok audios are from these shows,, it’s so freaking funny😭😪 XD

    • @Its_hatchetfield
      @Its_hatchetfield  Před 5 měsíci +2

      Welcome to the fandom lol. The hatchetfield series is definitely some of my favorites of the ones they’ve done so I hope you like them too! They’re insane but in the best way lol

    • @elsabug6769
      @elsabug6769 Před 5 měsíci +1

      @@Its_hatchetfield 💖🪓

  • @gremlinshipperontheloose2488
    @gremlinshipperontheloose2488 Před měsícem +2

    THE SKELE'UN BIT IS SO REAL