Diane abbott best gaffes compilation

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  • čas přidán 4. 08. 2017
  • some of the best Diane Abbott gaffes, British politics has never been this interesting.

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  • @Funkstar124
    @Funkstar124 Před 4 lety +1185

    She's got to be the thickest MP that has ever lived.

    • @arktomorphos
      @arktomorphos Před 4 lety +13

      And she's really stupid too

    • @MOGGS1942
      @MOGGS1942 Před 4 lety +2

      @ray foskett I think she jumped ship before being dumped.

    • @andrewpredeth8459
      @andrewpredeth8459 Před 4 lety +21

      The thickest human

    • @arktomorphos
      @arktomorphos Před 4 lety +16

      @ray foskett she's incompetent and unfit for her job. What else you got?

    • @arktomorphos
      @arktomorphos Před 4 lety +14

      @ray foskett she's a blabbering moron and also racist against Native English people, as her interviews shows. She's only in this position because of nepotism and the Ethnic Vote.

  • @wolfie6508
    @wolfie6508 Před 6 lety +1788

    Daine Abbott is what you get when selection by gender and race is allowed to take priority over competence.

  • @andymiller6893
    @andymiller6893 Před 3 lety +183

    Love how portillo is smirking, desperately try not to laugh out loud. 😂😂😂😂

    • @markd1516
      @markd1516 Před 3 dny

      You'll find that Portillo is a personal friend of Abbott and that his disagreements with her are cordial and frank, unlike the sneering in this comments section.

  • @hugostieglitz238
    @hugostieglitz238 Před 3 lety +441

    Me thinks she has been helping herself to her sons meth.

    •  Před 3 lety +8

      On top of the superstrength weed she’s been using over the years.🤣

    • @hellowaves
      @hellowaves Před 3 lety +7

      Sharing is caring.

    • @darthpepe2994
      @darthpepe2994 Před 3 lety +5

      If she wasn't such a racist man hating socialist vying to get into one of the most important offices in our government I might have wanted everyone to vote for her just for the comedy factor 😂😂

    • @ozzie1299
      @ozzie1299 Před 3 lety +7

      She's permanently pissed as well!🥂🥂

    • @darthpepe2994
      @darthpepe2994 Před 3 lety +6

      @Simon Robson Funny how the people who want socialism so bad are the people who benefit from capitalism the most lol

  • @neilstaton9041
    @neilstaton9041 Před 5 lety +954

    She is the Tories biggest asset

    • @philldavies7940
      @philldavies7940 Před 5 lety +22

      and Labours biggest ass.

    • @MrYorickJenkins
      @MrYorickJenkins Před 5 lety +27

      So true. Every time I think of voting Labour I think of this ludicrous individual and think better of it

    • @thelawenforcerhd9654
      @thelawenforcerhd9654 Před 5 lety +4

      Yeah, you totally don't sound like a racist.....I mean look at all those brilliant WHITE politicians that made such a success of Brexit. Nah, let's pick on the black girl...

    • @howyouknowthat
      @howyouknowthat Před 5 lety +19

      TheLawEnforcerHD she is a dumb arse. Black or white.

    • @thelawenforcerhd9654
      @thelawenforcerhd9654 Před 5 lety

      @@howyouknowthat There's nothing particulary exceptional about her other than that she's black and a woman. There are far worse parliamentarians. It is pretty obvious what your motivation is, but by all means try and pretend otherwise, it is comical watching the faux outrage you people exhibit when someone touches a nerve.

  • @HailLuzifer
    @HailLuzifer Před 5 lety +1348

    low intelligence + high confidence = worst combination.

    • @BelloBudo007
      @BelloBudo007 Před 5 lety +17

      It reminds me a lot about when I tried to convince my Primary School teacher that I really had done the work instead of watching TV, which was of course what I really had been up to.

    • @Bullfrog377
      @Bullfrog377 Před 5 lety +4

      It's 'cos she went to Cambridge

    • @roadhound101
      @roadhound101 Před 5 lety +17

      @@Bullfrog377 I've been to Cambridge on a day trip, which degree do i get?? ;)

    • @nicksim1602
      @nicksim1602 Před 5 lety +2

      = danger

    • @robdlaidler
      @robdlaidler Před 5 lety +11

      Sounds like her ex-boyfriend Jeremy Corbyn

  • @chapmasi
    @chapmasi Před 3 lety +94

    That Smile from Portillo is all that is needed. Brilliant

  • @philluckwell617
    @philluckwell617 Před 3 lety +64

    The gift that keeps giving.

    • @johnb6749
      @johnb6749 Před měsícem

      That's about the best comment I've seen re the idiot DA - never fails to be comically stupid on camera....

  • @MOGGS1942
    @MOGGS1942 Před 4 lety +989

    Apparently, Abbott went to Cambridge University. I can only assume it was to empty the bins, and clean the toilets.

    • @shamteal8614
      @shamteal8614 Před 4 lety +12

      Your assumption was correct, she caused a big stink whilst there.

    • @jamieforrester2857
      @jamieforrester2857 Před 4 lety +54

      Emptying bins and cleaning toilets takes some intelligence so I doubt very much she could have done that,

    • @williamtaylor874
      @williamtaylor874 Před 4 lety +28

      To be fare it was closed lol 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @stevemccann4166
      @stevemccann4166 Před 4 lety +24

      moggs It wasn’t to study mathematics I know that🤣

    • @davidclark2932
      @davidclark2932 Před 4 lety +6

      @benter1978 So are you. Tell me which of the eight words, you cannot spell?

  • @michaelfoley906
    @michaelfoley906 Před 4 lety +281

    Michael Portillo's face in that last segment is priceless: just sitting back and enjoying the show!

    • @banjopete
      @banjopete Před 3 lety +7

      What a Gentleman! I couldn’t have done it.

    • @jbiehlable
      @jbiehlable Před rokem +3

      She has nothing more to say.

    • @Steve-in-the-uk
      @Steve-in-the-uk Před 2 měsíci +3

      Yes. I completely agree with you. Michael Portillo's expression and silence was thunderous!

    • @user-to3yx3ih3o
      @user-to3yx3ih3o Před 2 měsíci

      She be dumb even by dem ni#### standards. 😮

  • @mrthomas394
    @mrthomas394 Před 2 měsíci +44

    The absolute greatest example of a box ticker

    • @Isleofskye
      @Isleofskye Před 2 měsíci

      Now we all know why she is suspended by the Labour hierarchy until AFTER the Election:)

  • @trevorford9432
    @trevorford9432 Před 2 měsíci +26

    I didn't think I'd have enough storage on my phone to cope with the amount gaffes Dianne Abbott has done in the past 😂🤣😂🤣

  • @rhall262
    @rhall262 Před 4 lety +258

    I have depression, about the only thing that puts a smile on my face is watching dianne abbots interviews

    • @davidenko2468
      @davidenko2468 Před 4 lety +11

      hope you are feeling better russell and our diane has been at it again

    • @Robfnord
      @Robfnord Před 3 lety +6

      Weird watching her makes me depressed, on a serious note though all the best

    • @jackc6506
      @jackc6506 Před 3 lety +3

      Lol same

    • @CanadianMonarchist
      @CanadianMonarchist Před 2 měsíci +3

      I struggle with depression too- take care man!

    •  Před 20 hodinami +1

      @@CanadianMonarchist Need to cut the past out. The past is the evil that stops you from healing.

  • @pasteywhiteboy8137
    @pasteywhiteboy8137 Před 5 lety +439

    Quite scary that a person like this is in a position of power

    • @anghinetti
      @anghinetti Před 5 lety +14

      PasteyWhiteboy: Fortunately, she is not in a position of power but simply a member of Comrade Corbyn's Shadow Cabinet, although heaven help us if ever she did fall into a postion of power.

    • @henrytheeightheist8091
      @henrytheeightheist8091 Před 5 lety +2

      Plenty more similar dummies in all parties ..... and the reason the UK finds itself in the position it is today.......

    • @alisonhilll4317
      @alisonhilll4317 Před rokem +3

      They have to have a box ticker.

    • @newyyykkll
      @newyyykkll Před rokem +1

      But I can list out the names of 100000 more politicians who are like this if not worse. They may not have gaffes on TV but they could be just as bad if not worse.

    • @C-eo1rt
      @C-eo1rt Před 8 měsíci

      shes an MP that is a position of power@@anghinetti

  • @chrishodgson403
    @chrishodgson403 Před 2 měsíci +20

    I’m keeping this for a bad day at work……..😂

  • @DavidTransformer
    @DavidTransformer Před 3 lety +25

    During the darkest days of lockdown and with nothing but bad news this is my go to video. Eight minutes of laughter works wonders.

  • @DONALDSON51
    @DONALDSON51 Před 4 lety +351

    Her privately educated son who has just been arrested for assaulting 2 police officers

    • @princeofdenmark9142
      @princeofdenmark9142 Před 4 lety +24

      And flashin his junk. 11 charges in all. Best money you can spend, private school.

    • @MarkLsixtyseven
      @MarkLsixtyseven Před 4 lety +16

      But its not been reported on BBC.

    • @MOGGS1942
      @MOGGS1942 Před 4 lety +4

      @@MarkLsixtyseven And it hasn't been dealt with by the courts yet.

    • @johnsassoon7115
      @johnsassoon7115 Před 4 lety +5

      Crystal rampage🤯😡

    • @vordman
      @vordman Před 4 lety +9

      @@MOGGS1942 It has, he was found guilty and will be sentenced in July. Not that the BBC has bothered reporting it. Attacking doctors and nurses will get him a good helping of porridge I'd have thought.

  • @Kibouo
    @Kibouo Před 4 lety +438

    She talks like she’s at a job interview that’s she’s done no preparation for, and winging it

    • @ScottH-ot8id
      @ScottH-ot8id Před 4 lety +2

      Assoluta perfect description.

    • @hootsmon4723
      @hootsmon4723 Před 4 lety +3

      Bet she didn't get the job .......oh she did wonder if the casting couch was used ...🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @MarkLsixtyseven
      @MarkLsixtyseven Před 4 lety +2

      @@hootsmon4723 Well she has shagged Corbyn, and she does have a top job. Just sayin.

    • @tingtong8781
      @tingtong8781 Před 4 lety

      😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @pen2199
      @pen2199 Před 3 lety +1

      add a couple of gin n tonics to it, lets just say pissed

  • @shaunrobertson1546
    @shaunrobertson1546 Před rokem +34

    The perfect example of how a degree can mean absolutely nothing.

  • @trevorhutchinsonUK2506
    @trevorhutchinsonUK2506 Před 2 měsíci +13

    There is reality, then there is Diane Abbott

  • @darrengrint6444
    @darrengrint6444 Před 4 lety +264

    just think this woman is paid to be an MP - How scary is that

    • @toxichazard5015
      @toxichazard5015 Před 4 lety +8

      @@KrisPbacon42 Thought this comment was BS until I went and looked. I didn't even know she appeared on 'This Week' and that the BBC paid her £110,000 last year.
      That's crazy.

    • @vordman
      @vordman Před 4 lety +3

      @@toxichazard5015 That's the BBC bubble. And that's why it is doomed to extinction.

    • @somyod2u
      @somyod2u Před 3 lety +5

      @@vordman She ticks three of the BBC boxes straight off - she is female, she is black, and she is the MP for a London constituency.

    • @dryflyman7121
      @dryflyman7121 Před 2 měsíci

      Not as scary as those idiots who elected her

    • @thermion7869
      @thermion7869 Před 2 měsíci +1

      "I want a Refund"!

  • @howardmckenna
    @howardmckenna Před 4 lety +125

    Diane Abbott: "Andrew I have nothing more to say."
    Portillo: My smile tells it all.

    • @tarync6539
      @tarync6539 Před 4 lety +1

      Dont you mean.... Andweeeww

    • @peterfitzpatrick7032
      @peterfitzpatrick7032 Před 4 lety +5

      She has nothing intelligent to say... Portillo is lovin it... 🙄😂

  • @bucketlistbikers420
    @bucketlistbikers420 Před 2 měsíci +10

    What a scary thought ... Diane Abbott as Home Secretary

    • @johnbailey8012
      @johnbailey8012 Před měsícem

      Have you seen David Lammy on mastermind...He's nearly as thick as her and will soon be Foreign Secretary....

  • @Hiphiobellyflop
    @Hiphiobellyflop Před 4 lety +153

    She tends to start each sentence with “Well” when her remaining brain cells scramble frantically around her so-called brain lol.

    • @neilbower9052
      @neilbower9052 Před 2 měsíci

      and what have you achieved in your life little fella? dissing people on youtube? is that the most you have accomplished in your life? How sad.

    • @sandragray3951
      @sandragray3951 Před 2 měsíci

      ​@@neilbower9052Oh Neil, you sucker. What a plank!🙄

    • @Isleofskye
      @Isleofskye Před 2 měsíci

      @@neilbower9052 Whatever anyone else has or has not achieved should not distract from her total incompetence which is why she is still suspended by the Labour hierarchy and won't be unveiled until Keor Starmer is , safely,in Number 10.

  • @RooFvIn
    @RooFvIn Před 5 lety +504

    Is it true Micky mouse has got a Diane Abbott wrist watch !

    • @nicholasbrookes3728
      @nicholasbrookes3728 Před 5 lety +10

      Yeah. The little hand is up her nose and the big hands up her arse...

    • @johnny6476
      @johnny6476 Před 5 lety +4

      Pko Tranny I’ve Also heard Mr Bean has one too. 😂

    • @howey935
      @howey935 Před 5 lety +8

      @@nicholasbrookes3728 that cant be right she doesnt know her arse from her elbow

    • @Cassidon12345
      @Cassidon12345 Před 5 lety +5

      This actually made me lol. Bravo.

    • @marclimax1346
      @marclimax1346 Před 5 lety +6

      No, the £30 policeman is guarding him

  • @StuFlyboyReay
    @StuFlyboyReay Před 3 lety +10

    The fact this woman holds a position of power in this country is absolutely terrifying!!!

  • @boilingfrog783
    @boilingfrog783 Před 3 lety +32

    Only 8 minutes, 20 seconds. You must've done some serious editing there 😂

  • @richardhutchinson6578
    @richardhutchinson6578 Před 4 lety +225

    The scary thing is she's just been re elected. The people of hackney north and stoke Newington have honestly just elected some one who wears odd left shoes 😂 proof you could put a labour rosette on a goat and some people would vote for it

    • @rjjcms1
      @rjjcms1 Před 4 lety +4

      Ah,well,some Conservatives boasted in the 80s about certain constituencies that you could put a blue rosette on a donkey and they (the constiutuents) would still vote for them. I think it was somewhere in Kent or perhaps along the south coast specifically. Died-in-the-wool Tory heartlands v Labour heartlands.

    • @richardhutchinson6578
      @richardhutchinson6578 Před 4 lety +7

      @@rjjcms1 that's was the 80's before the internet, now it's easy to look up and research just how useless she is theres no excuse

    • @nuggetbunny5551
      @nuggetbunny5551 Před 3 lety +3

      She was elected to be the mascot that we see tied to the front of bin lorrys.

    • @philluckwell617
      @philluckwell617 Před 3 lety +2

      Was the goat called Jeremy?

    • @tech9auto223
      @tech9auto223 Před 2 měsíci

      I'd wager the people voting for her are not from hackney they may live there at the moment but they don't come from there theyre all foreigners from God knows where

  • @brytenwaldaco.productions825

    "Anyone who knows the history of the British Empire knows this..." The Absolute gall of that woman

  • @mileschurch67
    @mileschurch67 Před 2 měsíci +10

    The scariest thing, is that people vote for her

  • @davidpimblett3573
    @davidpimblett3573 Před 2 měsíci +16

    Is this what a university education gets you 😂😂

  • @michael_mouse
    @michael_mouse Před 3 lety +21

    6:26 ....the look on Michael's face is just priceless!... LMFHO

  • @jasonmiles5043
    @jasonmiles5043 Před 4 lety +418

    It’s actually quite scary how thick this women is

    • @wildnfrantic1015
      @wildnfrantic1015 Před 4 lety +15

      I think scary is an understatement - and to think she could've been in charge of our police, borders and security services

    • @Jakestreet
      @Jakestreet Před 4 lety +6

      *woman

    • @WildlifeObsessed
      @WildlifeObsessed Před 4 lety +3

      And you can’t tell the difference between ‘woman’ and ‘women’ !

    • @iftkhin3317
      @iftkhin3317 Před 4 lety

      @@WildlifeObsessed Yeah, but 'jason miles' wasn't a hair's breadth away from becoming Home Secretary!

    • @MrWackozacko
      @MrWackozacko Před 4 lety

      *Thicc

  • @marklewist
    @marklewist Před 6 lety +228

    I hope Ms Abbott remains by Corbyn's side forever. They deserve each other.

    • @Rayblondie
      @Rayblondie Před 6 lety +1

      Yes she will be his trusty shield to fend off all the incisive questions.

    • @richardjones3096
      @richardjones3096 Před 5 lety +2

      Mark T imagine if they had children!! They would be ugly and stupid!

    • @roadhound101
      @roadhound101 Před 5 lety

      @@richardjones3096 ....and that's just Abbotts genes in the mix!

    • @anghinetti
      @anghinetti Před 5 lety

      @pammens miss: Indeed, back in the late-70s but by the look of them both one would be forgiven in thinking that was the 1870s.

    • @anghinetti
      @anghinetti Před 5 lety

      @@blackphilip8936: It's a fact - back in the late-70s.

  • @johnmore4155
    @johnmore4155 Před 2 měsíci +11

    Get her on Question Time. We could all do with a laugh 😂

  • @boneshaker6819
    @boneshaker6819 Před 4 lety +55

    And this is the calibre and intelligence of Labour’s front bench. No wonder they lost the election big time.

  • @xx33xx48
    @xx33xx48 Před 5 lety +131

    Imagine if she was Home Secretary and meeting representative's of other countries, they'd just take the absolute piss out of her and Britain would be the laughing stock of the whole world.

    • @roadhound101
      @roadhound101 Před 5 lety +8

      You could just imagine at a state dinner, if she was introduced to more than 3 people at one time, she would go into a full melt down trying to remember their names and who was who!!

    • @briancuthbertson6448
      @briancuthbertson6448 Před 5 lety +1

      It's the Foreign Secretary who meets representatives of other countries, and that was Boris. How do you mean 'would be'?

    • @antonyhewson4412
      @antonyhewson4412 Před 5 lety +17

      Already is a laughing stock..we gave absolutely everything away, even our culture is being killed off by these people.

    • @MariaLopez-hc2nm
      @MariaLopez-hc2nm Před 5 lety +1

      Lmfho... Lol 😂😀😀😀😀

    • @marcusmurphy3640
      @marcusmurphy3640 Před 5 lety +4

      we already are

  • @JAY1892
    @JAY1892 Před 2 měsíci +6

    She definitely sits on her TV and watches the couch. 🤪

  • @JadeRunner
    @JadeRunner Před 3 lety +6

    Every picture I ever see of her she always looks confused. 🤣

  • @chazzz284
    @chazzz284 Před 4 lety +44

    I miss Diane. She always made me smile when I was feeling a bit low

  • @marcludford591
    @marcludford591 Před 5 lety +65

    Whether Dianne Abbott is actually alive or dead has baffled the medical profession for years

  • @user-nr5rw4gc6l
    @user-nr5rw4gc6l Před 2 měsíci +5

    Jeez, a conversation with Diane Abbot is like pulling teeth! 😂

  • @dianeabbottsfootwearassist
    @dianeabbottsfootwearassist Před 2 měsíci +3

    Best video on CZcams.
    Ever.
    Can't believe I've never seen it before.

  • @gesuati1
    @gesuati1 Před 6 lety +137

    'Well, um' sums her up!

  • @stephengiles8326
    @stephengiles8326 Před 5 lety +156

    The gift that keeps on giving, comedy gold 😂😂

  • @shaunrobertson1064
    @shaunrobertson1064 Před 2 měsíci +4

    I love how she keeps looking upwards to see whether her brain is still there or not.

  • @Fulkumnuts
    @Fulkumnuts Před 2 měsíci +4

    The face on Michael, l can't stop 🛑 laughing 😂 😅

  • @WildlifeObsessed
    @WildlifeObsessed Před 4 lety +50

    She is tremendous value. Makes me smile every time I see her on National or International media.
    A unique talent.

  • @CriticalRoleHighlights
    @CriticalRoleHighlights Před 5 lety +151

    This is what you get when minority quotas become more important than competence.

    • @randyvines1497
      @randyvines1497 Před 5 lety +3

      Lol

    • @nmatavka
      @nmatavka Před 4 lety +4

      No, this is what you get when you slept with the leader of the party.

  • @mackymac3479
    @mackymac3479 Před 2 měsíci +9

    Someone hasn't done their homework and failed to read the report 😂

  • @eltongolden2816
    @eltongolden2816 Před 2 měsíci +4

    Only 8.20 mins really should be longer than war a peace

  • @jeremyroberts39
    @jeremyroberts39 Před 2 měsíci +1

    Whenever I have a bad day and feel inadequate, I just watch this. It cheers me up no end. 😊

  • @nrthernbloke9462
    @nrthernbloke9462 Před 5 lety +227

    She's the political equivalent of Baldrick !! 2 beans and 2 more beans makes 10,000 police officers...hilarious !

    • @roadhound101
      @roadhound101 Před 5 lety +6

      LMFAO!!

    • @iftkhin3317
      @iftkhin3317 Před 5 lety +12

      She has a cunning plan!

    • @fozzy127
      @fozzy127 Před 5 lety +7

      She was planning on paying the police officers with turnips.

    • @iftkhin3317
      @iftkhin3317 Před 5 lety +3

      @@fozzy127 Lol! Is that the cunning plan? 😉

    • @jacksonirving4594
      @jacksonirving4594 Před 5 lety +6

      " how dare you". Comparing her too poor little baldrick. Atleast he had a cunning plan. She's just daft.

  • @etaylor6965
    @etaylor6965 Před 5 lety +104

    Michael Portillo's face is priceless.

  • @LordHeath1972
    @LordHeath1972 Před 3 lety +4

    Not only does it surprise me that she keeps getting elected as an MP but always seemingly with a considerable margin!

  • @danbarnes334
    @danbarnes334 Před 3 lety +4

    It’s like watching an English version of my GCSE french verbal exam. Teacher throwing me so many bones and I’m just basically repeating their words to keep afloat 😂

  • @thewengerinn5555
    @thewengerinn5555 Před 4 lety +175

    Diane Abbot has the intellectual capacity and Integrity of a 3 year old child telling you they havent been in the biscuit tin with chocolate smeared all over their face

    • @marknorthcott1728
      @marknorthcott1728 Před 4 lety +1

      Chocolate ....ooooooo

    • @heli-crewhgs5285
      @heli-crewhgs5285 Před 3 lety +1

      Chocolate! 😂😂😂

    • @taxslave5906
      @taxslave5906 Před 3 lety +2

      Is that a racial joke?

    • @thewengerinn5555
      @thewengerinn5555 Před 3 lety +2

      @@taxslave5906 I have white choc biscuits in my biscuit tin.....so i think youre a racist for suggesting that its racist 🤷‍♂️ Youre like those strange people who somehow think dressing as a gorilla at fancy dress is racist too....

    • @thermion7869
      @thermion7869 Před 2 měsíci

      There's no test for what you are thinking, - Yet@@taxslave5906

  • @davyscales7732
    @davyscales7732 Před 6 lety +82

    The shadow home secretary, MY GOD, WHAT A MESS THIS COUNTRY IS IN.....

    • @Rayblondie
      @Rayblondie Před 6 lety

      Like a Mickey Mouse film or Alice in wonderland tea party.

  • @brianmorrison5257
    @brianmorrison5257 Před 2 měsíci +2

    She makes my day a lot brighter 😂

  • @1966geordieboy
    @1966geordieboy Před 2 měsíci +1

    Portillos smile is hilarious 😂😂😂

  • @jameshill4911
    @jameshill4911 Před 4 lety +49

    Interviewers must love it when they drag her in..

  • @fluorosco
    @fluorosco Před 6 lety +40

    "I've got nothing more to say, I've got nothing more to say ".
    Let's hope so

  • @Belisarius536
    @Belisarius536 Před 2 měsíci +3

    These aren’t Diane Abbot’s gaffes; this is just Diane Abbot.

  • @robchatc
    @robchatc Před 3 lety +2

    Michael Portillo must have been crying inside listening to the Muppet next to him.

  • @eski_adam
    @eski_adam Před 4 lety +36

    Sad she's gone. She was comedy gold and brought laughter into our lives.

    • @0saintclark0
      @0saintclark0 Před 2 měsíci

      She's still an MP, still fucking up, just not on the front bench anymore so not as visible.

  • @scally4A
    @scally4A Před 5 lety +129

    Now, imagine the people that voted her

    • @MOGGS1942
      @MOGGS1942 Před 4 lety +2

      MP for Hackney, which has the highest knife crime in U.K.

    • @jackrobinson9403
      @jackrobinson9403 Před 4 lety +3

      i imagine they all look like various colours of Kermit the Frog

    • @MadameButterfly800
      @MadameButterfly800 Před 4 lety

      60% population of her constituency are WHITE, 19% black, 7% Asians.

  • @shooriematrosnick5505
    @shooriematrosnick5505 Před 2 měsíci +2

    She went through Cambridge on the back of a motor bike!

  • @alextheking1988
    @alextheking1988 Před 3 lety +1

    The sound effects! 😂😂😂

  • @walesfan1
    @walesfan1 Před 6 lety +79

    Obviously she's got learning difficulties.

    • @geoffbray6099
      @geoffbray6099 Před 5 lety

      Deep House Groover people with Down syndrome have more intellect than her.

    • @philcosgrove6823
      @philcosgrove6823 Před 5 lety +1

      @@geoffbray6099 She is dumb as hell I don't understand how she got so high up in the shadow cabinet

    • @johnkennedy8795
      @johnkennedy8795 Před 5 lety +2

      How the heck did she get where she is,Its mind blowing she was Shadow Home Secretary its actually scary

    • @SRPC21
      @SRPC21 Před 5 lety +1

      I have a learning disability but it made me excel; For every interview I prep the hell so I know exactly what I’m talking about and prepare myself for every question

  • @bjorntoulouse7523
    @bjorntoulouse7523 Před 4 lety +116

    “Lots of black boys doing extremely well”. I’m sure there are, pity your privately educated son isn’t one of them.

    • @reg10x
      @reg10x Před 3 lety +1

      Ah yes, her son the violent, racist, meth addict thug who keeps getting sectioned. Clearly as excellent at parenting as she is at being a "politician."

    • @priestfan81
      @priestfan81 Před 2 měsíci +3

      There aren't.

  • @monsieurgrigny
    @monsieurgrigny Před 2 měsíci +1

    Portillo's face priceless 😮

  • @kencook7580
    @kencook7580 Před 2 měsíci +3

    Given her own sons history and behaviour, she obviously did not "GO TO THE WALL" for her own son. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @gj2532
    @gj2532 Před 5 lety +334

    She does have very racist views but gets away with it because of her colour

    • @MarekzAnglii
      @MarekzAnglii Před 5 lety +21

      The same applies to MP David Lammy!

    • @gregorydoran5631
      @gregorydoran5631 Před 5 lety +6

      Could not be put better !!!

    • @vordman
      @vordman Před 5 lety +13

      @@MarekzAnglii But Lammy IS Diane Abbott when she takes off her wig. They're the same person. Have they ever been seen in the same room together? Surely there can't be 2 such dullards in Parliament.

    • @roadhound101
      @roadhound101 Před 5 lety +1

      @@vordman LOL...doing a "Doubtfire"

    • @barryhomeowner1032
      @barryhomeowner1032 Před 5 lety

      Please elaborate until you say what you really mean

  • @captainrogers1793
    @captainrogers1793 Před 4 lety +45

    This woman graduated from Cambridge university , let that sink in for a few moments

    • @bobrobertson9547
      @bobrobertson9547 Před 2 měsíci +1

      They have a policy of letting in some people who meet a specific criteria. Not sure what that criteria looks like, but maybe she got in on that ticket?

    • @gordonferrar7782
      @gordonferrar7782 Před 2 měsíci +1

      She graduated in not running in corridors and sitting quietly.

  • @Katie-kt5uw
    @Katie-kt5uw Před 2 měsíci +3

    She should have a comedy gig. This woman is a box ticking joke

  • @keithgoodrick-meech3921
    @keithgoodrick-meech3921 Před 3 měsíci +1

    Portillo's face says it all. He doesn't even need to open his mouth. 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @teknical100
    @teknical100 Před 5 lety +86

    She keeps saying, 'I think'.
    When clearly she can't.

  • @burridgeelectricalyourloca2075

    She's the real life Ralph wiggum

  • @MrDREWASIDE
    @MrDREWASIDE Před 2 měsíci +2

    It was the photo in the press of her wearing ...... DIFFERENT SHOES ON EACH FEET that did it for me. Thick as a brick!!!?😂😂😂😂

  • @victorsilvester78
    @victorsilvester78 Před 2 měsíci +2

    How - HOW has she been allowed to proceed as a politician....???!!!

  • @cabbagedavidge
    @cabbagedavidge Před 5 lety +274

    I want to scream, the patronising way she talks to anyone - Andrew, Andrew Andrew - I have got nothing more to say! EEEEH!

    • @return2earthvideochannel
      @return2earthvideochannel Před 5 lety +16

      Unfortunately, Ms Abbott isn't bright enough to be patronising, she probably doesn't even know the meaning of the word. She has developed an 'educated' (i.e. posh/intelligent) sounding tone in her voice that people mistake for being patronising. She is the most ridiculous, uneducated and ignorant person ever to be elected as an MP. What has this country become?

    • @JV-vh4jq
      @JV-vh4jq Před 5 lety +9

      "I've got nothing more to say".. it's like when a guilty person keeps saying "no comment". The "Andrew Andrew" tone of voice was reminiscent of someone speaking to a tense cat...

    • @johnnymeringues987
      @johnnymeringues987 Před 5 lety

      Milf

    • @masada2828
      @masada2828 Před 5 lety +3

      So... how did she, manage to get elected, who are the dick heads who voted for her? Who are you going to blame?

    • @masada2828
      @masada2828 Před 5 lety +5

      I bet she is just as capable as she is good looking.

  • @bumsniff34
    @bumsniff34 Před 5 lety +79

    Lee Evans used to be my favourite comedian until Diane Abbott came along 😀

  • @kiwicol7383
    @kiwicol7383 Před 2 měsíci +2

    Definitely just a tick box MP 😂😂😂😂

  • @TK-ux5du
    @TK-ux5du Před 2 měsíci +1

    Amazing!
    You'd think that being made a fool of once would make her do thorough research going forward, but no, she just brazenly continues to be totally unprepared. 😂

  • @DontTestTheX
    @DontTestTheX Před 6 lety +183

    And this woman is paid? With public monies?

    • @kevinbestford2684
      @kevinbestford2684 Před 6 lety

      Oh yeah......bizarrely she also has one of the largest majorities in the House of Commons......about 60 thousand if memory serves

    • @Rayblondie
      @Rayblondie Před 6 lety +10

      But that's Hackney which is full of immigrants. They don't understand British politics yet.

    • @DAZZER435
      @DAZZER435 Před 6 lety +5

      She is an immigrant herself, she is all for protecting immigrants.

    • @paulgavin3603
      @paulgavin3603 Před 6 lety +3

      Yep. Salary Expenses and Pension Plans

    • @justboughtmarmalade628
      @justboughtmarmalade628 Před 5 lety

      Yeah, so's the queen, a lot of it.

  • @jibjab351
    @jibjab351 Před 4 lety +11

    Portillo is thinking about his next train journey.

  • @steve5825
    @steve5825 Před 2 měsíci +9

    The hesitation in saying how much the extra police would cost is because she was struggling to take her shoes off so she could count passed ten.

  • @local56
    @local56 Před 2 měsíci +2

    Micheal Portillo is wishing he was on a nice train journey 😂

  • @erectiledysfunction7399
    @erectiledysfunction7399 Před 4 lety +22

    She'd be a good character in an episode of Scooby Doo

  • @ncszy
    @ncszy Před 4 lety +28

    Thank Christ she was a major player in the Labour party. She helped them lose . Well done.

  • @shaunrobertson1064
    @shaunrobertson1064 Před 26 dny +1

    “ANDREW! I’ve (I can’t think of anything) got nothing new to say”.

  • @nigelscott1922
    @nigelscott1922 Před 3 lety +4

    She makes my skin crawl but I could watch things like this all day long, so thick it’s quite unbelievable.

  • @quentinhogbladder
    @quentinhogbladder Před 6 lety +38

    Dianne Abbot ~ One of our BEST Stand Up Comedians, still can't understand why she chose to pursue her second career in politics ~ a great loss to the world of comedy !

    • @paullogan5240
      @paullogan5240 Před 5 lety +2

      Not really a loss look at all the material she provides for working comedians

  • @bmker5469
    @bmker5469 Před 6 lety +29

    I'll put up with Tory cuts, Tory Sleaze, to keep this woman out of office.. A complete basket case..

  • @tombridge1225
    @tombridge1225 Před 2 měsíci +2

    Enjoying this channel!

  • @Ladybird22373
    @Ladybird22373 Před 2 měsíci +2

    Hackney residents must be the thickest voters ever

  • @mikeymikeFType
    @mikeymikeFType Před 4 lety +25

    Could you ever in your life imagine this woman meeting her counterparts from Russia,China,U.S.A.

  • @Alex.P1
    @Alex.P1 Před 4 lety +109

    “Have you read the report?”
    “Yes”
    100% of viewers think she’s more likely to have won the London marathon than that she’d read the report.

    • @user-kz4ke8mg4r
      @user-kz4ke8mg4r Před 2 měsíci

      "Have you read the report?"
      No, but I looked at all the pictures!

  • @phillipsharpe6459
    @phillipsharpe6459 Před měsícem +1

    She couldn't find her arse with both hands, 😂🤣👍

  • @paulgoode5245
    @paulgoode5245 Před 2 měsíci +2

    Two short planks come too mind when i hear her 😂😂😂😂