Warhammer Fantasy Lore! The Colleges of Magic!
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- čas přidán 16. 01. 2020
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Me, just practicing magic in the safety of my own home:...
My local witchhunter: "Let me in, LET ME IIIIN!"
Daemons trying to enter my mind: "Let me in, LET ME IIIN!"
Me: "I am in danger"
You: *Keeps doing it*
This is the most accurate and funny representation of a non sanctioned spellcaster I have read so far.
Who do I open to first?
@@honda6353 Yes
@@honda6353
The witch hunter is better for your soul.
So you're telling me a guy named Magnus made magic _more_ acceptable to the Empire in Warhammer Fantasy? As if Magnus the Red couldn't embarrass himself any more!
In the words of Yukko from XXX Holic " in multiple worlds you will travel and you will encounter the same people living completely different lives".
He wasn't Spiky Tits.
@@NetMoverSitan He also lacked tomato red skin and and empty space where his eye should be.
He also didn't make deals with Tzeentch and had a sense of restraint.
@@elysiankentarchy1531 magnus was tricked into a deal with tzeentch maybe lf big e told him about the warp maybe he might of not fallen to tzeentch
"I'm gonna make a healing potion!" Nat 1 summons greater daemon
Roll a 1d4 to determine which chaos God it serves......pray its NOT slaneesh......just saying
@@randallb84 What if one really wants a bit of Slaneeshy tenderness. Being a old wise woman is a lonely work.
@@randallb84 if it rolls from the table it's Malal
Randall Brink roll for circumference
"Crit fail Zeenche's curse".
When asked: "What is the name of the stone that burns?" Thou shalt respond: "Sulpher to be mixed with mercury."
When asked "What is the name of the universal solvent?" Thou shalt respond: "Al-kahest."
When asked: "What is the name of the remedy for all maladies?" Thou shalt respond: "Panacea Universalis."
When asked: "What is the name of the acme of the Art?" Thou shalt respond: "The Elixir of Life."
When asked: "What is the name of the noblest of metals?" Thou shalt respond: "Gold.""
Silver > Gold
Fite me.
Where does this passage come from?
@@hellishhybrid1839 white gold is supreme. It posesses both the merit of gold and silver
@@CBRN-115 According to the Total War Warhammer wiki it's from "Balthasar Gelt, The Training of the Alchemist".
@@CBRN-115
White Gold is just Gold realizing how obnoxious it is and trying to be more like it's brother Silver to please Papa Platinum.
Friendship is magic. Magic is heresy. Heresy means Exterminatus
Thus, friendship is indeed, HERESY!
The Imperium is a relative kind place for wizards. Okay they are incarcerated or clubbed or burnt but at least nobody drags them into black ships for further use.
Captain Diomedes You do realize those ponies are superhuman enough that they could probably kill Archeon right
@@charlottewalnut3118 Aaand off to the penal colony with you
Captain Diomedes One of them constantly breaks the sound barrier at Mach ten and two can move the sun they’d crush Archeons balls worse than Grimgore.
“The Wise-Woman? The Wise-Woman?!”
“Yes the Wise-Woman.”
“Two things, my Lord, must ye know of the Wise-Woman.
First; she is... a woman! And second; she is.....”
“Wise?”
Thank you, Lord Blackadder.
“Just a wild stab in the dark, which is which is incidentally what you'll
be getting if you don't start being a bit more helpful.”
They burnt her and her cat.
Wasn't it the other way around,
Crone: "first she is... wise and second she is..."
Blackadder: "a woman?"
Crone: "So you do know her then?"
or something like that
czcams.com/video/VByDD_zZbXM/video.html
let's be honest, the empire is a faaaaaaaaaaar gentler master than the dark gods
Cause Slaanesh doesn't know what a "safe word" is.
" The safe word is: 'Harder~.' " OW! HARDER, HARDER! " ' Wow, kinky human~. If you insist. ' " NO-NO-NO-NO-NO! "
Witch Hunters- "Magic users will never be allowed to function in the imperium!!!"
Magnus- "Okay just the tip..."
"The Gods in the warp are very bad dudes..."
Slaanesh most affected.
How dare they assume her/his/it/vile Warp Monstrosity's gender
Caring about a horrible warp monstrosity's gender sounds mighty heretical, citizen.
@@Khornecussion It.. it was with mocking disdain, Inquisitor. And vile revulsion. The pict doesn't translate my intent adequately...
I.. don't even know what a "warp" is _or_ Gods. I heard it somewhere... There is only the God Emperor... *whimper
Yes the wise woman living in the forest...... Absolutely no danger at all....... Until Vee opens a book.
Honestly, the more I learn about Warhammer Fantasy lore, the more I realize how much Bioware basically just ripped it off when making Dragon Age.
Parallell reality made up of mind-stuff where magic comes from? Check
Said parallel reality being made up of 'demons' who feed on those emotions? Check
Said demons looking for any excuse to enter actual reality, and will use mages as an easy possession subject? Check
Said mages being greately feared by everyone normal because of both their powers to bend reality, and their inclination to summon demons? Check
Said mages then being locked up by state-sanction colleges/circle of magi so that they can be controlled and regulated? Check
Witch Hunters/Templars with some power to disrupt magic are sent in to kill or wrangle dangerous rogue mages? Check
It just goes on and on. And don't get me started on the Dwarves.
But a lot less hippie dippy “equal rights man!" From the people who can accidentally a demonic invasion during their sleep.
Basically everybody ripped off Tolkien's se work anyway.
@@emileriksson6654 Yeah no
Ehhh I think with everything Warhammer Ripped off, it makes me happy to know someone ripped them off too and got a (relatively) better deal
The same people who say it's cruel to imprison mages or put X men style mutants on a register are often the same kind of people that would deny those same wizards or mutants the ability to own a gun. Funny how that works.
Would that be progressives, socialists or the filthy communist
@@moistmaidenlover5565 you said the same thing 3 times
kazuma neetking no I did no...... oh I see what u mean
I wonder if any of the colleges teach explosion magic?
Absolutely Yousless Bright College, they’re the burny/splody wizards
"We are start new col-edge, yes yes! Order of warp stone!"
“Ah the transfer students from Skavenblight have arrived, this will be good for our diversity." -Last Journal entry found at Warpstone explosion crater
Hm... I believe it. There's no rat people here in Altdorf, so what's the harm?
"We use teach school you in magic yes yes, then we use a special spell we -stole- learned to make you full members of coal-edge so we can go to Skavenblight and prove we have better spell magic then Grayseers and RULE SKAVENBLIGHT yes yes"
Warhammer FANTASY lore?! You still make this?! Seriously though Warhammer fantasy is my favorite branch of Warhammer so it's heavily appreciated and enjoyed. Thank you my guy.
He did a pretty good video on Bull Centaurs recently
@@InquisitorJack that was recently? I mean working on them is more akin to blacksmithing and so on, but I thought that was older. Don't know why. Eh. I'm losing my sense of timing.
@@Vundabamazing Well I guess I'm a bit off on my sense of timing too, it was 3 months ago czcams.com/video/nw-mFj2kJyk/video.html
I still play Fantasy (not AOS) with friends. It’s not dead (except for the Tomb Kings, RIP).
I always liked the Colleges of Magic. Which is why when I play a mage in Dragon Age Origins I thought they seemed relatively familiar. Also, Bright College is the best.
to some extent they are similar: both technically gather power from the warp (fade) and use it for spells.
@@unclemiguel4221 Though I'd argue that the Colleges of Magic has more prestige and respect.
I was also a fan of their brief depiction in Blood on the Reich.
Templars did nothing wrong
Don't forget that they also stole the Dwarf Slayers
Wise woman accidently summon a daemon trying to help cure people and gets eaten alive"
Arch "and that's what you deserve" lol
Me: Practicing magic in the middle of the woods on top the highest mountain in the highest tower I've built with sweat and blood, trying to understand how magic works.
Witchunter: It's free Realestate.
Deamons: Hey little mama let me whispering your ear.
Warrior Priest: FBI OPEN UP!!
'The individual colleges are for another video' awww... I really would like a video about these, I've recently found I'm very much intruiged by the colleges of magic.
Ah, the Colleges of Magic. In 40k, it'd be straight heresy.
State psykers are a thing. Imperial guard psykers are also a thing. Psykers are more dangerous and less respected tough.
@@EnragedOxygen Yes, but in psyker school they teach you how to be slightly less of a team killer and daemonhost waiting to happen.
@@ornu01 I was confused about your statement that Colleges of Magic would be heresy, they are basically state run organizations close to what's it like in 40k.
@@EnragedOxygen In my personal opinion it is a matter of intent, more than anything else. The Colleges of Magic are centered around understanding and using magic, while the psyker schools, non-heretical ones at least, focus one controlling and minimizing the psyker's connection to the warp, and figuring out how to weaken it's influence.
Oppenheimer von Mannhadd was a renowned researcher of warpstone and their explosive properties
He is the only human to have ever truly affected ikit claw and if your wondering yes he does have a poster of the man no I wont say where and no I wont say how I know this
10:38 alternatively a random Jesus like, zealous peasant busts in to the house, sees an obviously heretical book, reads it out of curiosity and ends up possessing the entire village. Cough vee cough
Klaatu verata...
@@phreakazoith2237 Necktie!
@@Alex_Fahey*Looks around to make sure no one’s listening.*
"not the kind of guy who'd want to take over the empire.. at all basicly!" I like how you described it. And it's true, there really wasn't anyone else to direct the colleges at that time.
I always wondered why wizards in warhammer kept using the same spells, it makes so much more sense now.
Ah, ze magicks of Ze Empire! Always love it when the Empire is progressive compared to others, always amusing.
“Pinkskin”? Are you an Andorian?
@@JohnDoe-xv9du Truly better than man-filth college-warrens
There were special GULAGs for scientists and engineers (who were usually educated in Russian imperial universities before the October coup) called Sharazhka(s). Still worse than their fantasy equivalents.
Among the prisoners was the Head of Soviet space program and the creator of Katyusha rockets Sergei Korolev. During his imprisonment he was repeatedly tortured and during one of these sessions he got his jaw broken.
Aren't winter mages especially appreciated in Kislev? Their ruler is a mage herself I believe, unless I remembered wont.
@@user-iz9oe7ht6z is there a cuckold in your nickname?
Luscious Lucius there is, yes
This would make for a much better version of Harry Potter.
The first letter arrives by owl, welcoming the student to the school - which many students have never heard of or applied to attend - and telling them where and when to report for their first day.
The second letter simply reads "This was not a request", and arrives by Roc without warning on the first day of the term.
keep your gay in your pants please.
@The Martial Lord of Loyalty Well...as far as she's concerned, the end result is the same. (e.g.she dies)
hermione granger "Its wingardium lethisar"
Witch Hunter "No its I going to be burned aliveisar"
I know all about the schools of magic I’ve read the Arcane Compendium. It’s shamanism, druidism, pyromancy, thaumaturgy, witchcraft, Alchemy, Occultism, Cosmology, and evocation.
Could you give a brief description of those, I don't know what they do.
Nuln: *exists*
Arch: Newlan
Teclis: *exists*
Arch: Techlix
Techlix sounds like an awesome character for asterix and obelix.
@@Ardelanin sounds like a bionicle
Wise Woman making High Grade Healing Potions.
Roll Alchemy Skill
Roll ----- *Catastrophic Failure*
_Summoning SKARBRAND_
@Tomi Tuominen SKARBRAND ROLLS HIT OF 40.
_[Wise Woman Ascended]_
Imperial college scabs, should've gone to Imperial Trade School!
The mage in our groups favorite spell was Conflagration of Doom leaving scorch marks all over the country side.
By the way there is still no Gold mages in Warhammer total war. YES THERE IS BALTHASAR GELT, I know. But it's A gold wizard not the ability to have a gold wizard in all the armies.
Now i'm imagining an anime with the high elf director followed by a few of his trusted disciples trying to avoid the main city exploding every week, killing accidentally summoned demon that find their way in the gutters and defusing high Magic that student channeled reading the cafeteria menu or some shit XDDDD
I would watch the chaos out of that.
What a perfect drop for the weekend. I have always been intrigued by the political power of the colleges and how much power they wield in the Empire versus how much they are threatened by the inquisitors.
I imagine the scene of Hogwarts receiving the visit of 40K Witchhunters.
They'd be Warhammer: Fantasy witch hunters... I think the equivalent in 40K is either an Inquisitor, or an Interrogator. Either way, they'd just kick in the door and start popping people with repeating Hand-crossbows.
Local Witch Hunter: Oi m8 u got a loicense for that magic?
Dr. Hoffmann of Stuttgart has the best leeches in Europe
Dr Hoffman (the alchemist) was the first person to successfully transmute lead into gold by using warpstone (known as wyrdstone, at the time.) Just a bit of Warhammer (or Mordheim if we are being technical) knowledge.
Pyromancers have the best sense of style in Warhammer Fantasy.
Edit: The mage that decides to be a mule breeder is probably more intellectually suited to that occupation since he appearantly doesn't know that mules are sterile. Or maybe that's the focus of his magical research.
Funny how the whole magic vs divine miracle thing in Warhammer is so similar to demon souls
A Imperial Wizard is as free as most of the Empire's citizens. You have to remember this is a autocratic feudal society. Wizards have it pretty good for non-nobility.
Yay warhammer fantasy lore! Though it is filthy umgi magic!
Yeah we dwarfs know how to do it right
@@robfrank3423 Aye , no shoddy magics!
victor williams Yeah by getting turned to stone. We the Ogres have the best magic gut magic
@@charlottewalnut3118I cannot deny gut magic !
victor williams now excuse me while I devour a dark elf to summon a maw pit and kill an army
9:06 - We know how he spreads his gifts of love... | What does she do for an encore, warpstone bomb juggling? (!) | 11:10 - That image...who put a shonen anime protagonist in there? (!) | Ah yes, you've covered THAT High-Elf mage. | 22:00 - Also, if the Beastmen are killed, that's no big deal, it means that they'll be away from settlements less able to fight back. | 26:50 - Herbs, leeches or saw it off?
Mages have to pay 10% Taxes? poor poor Bastards^^
Could you talk about the individual colleges and the mages that live in them?
I'm guessing the sports wizards are treated the same in the blood bowl timeline.
Could you imagine Arch speaking with fervor and gusto about nuffle for hours upon end?
Oh hell yeah!
Man the Old World reign eternal
Sigmar's blessings and thank you Arch. What a magical way to start off my birthday!
Any interest in covering the individual Colleges and Orders of Magic?
That last execution made my skin crawl lmao
Just revisiting your channel after a long time. You got me hyped for total war Warhammer back in the day and now I'm a huge wh fan boy. Thanks you arch!
Good to get some warhammer fantasy lore.
wizards just take 2 years of training to flatten the chaos curve and suddenly find yourself living in hogwarts
I watch this video when I'm feeling down, great work Arch!
Imperial noble: Magnus the Pious, ah yes never a true holy man indeed!
Genevieve Sandrine du Pointe du Lac Dieudonné: HE TOUCHED MY BUT!
More goodness, excellent way to enjoy my chill .
Sounds like the jedi, where they kinda force force sensitives to study in the jedi temples.
Thank you Arch finally some Warhammer fantasy lore video. I am looking forward to more detailed video about respective colleges. :)
>Vee makes Tomb Kings lore video 2 days because Vee says that Arch isn't doing Warhammer Fantasy videos much anymore.
>>Arch makes a Warhammer Fantasy video today.
>>> 🤔🤔🤔
God how I miss the two of them going absolutely autistic on crusaders. I always laughed so hard.
Hey Arch Warhammer i love your content! I never got a notification for your new video I am a huge fan so I always keep a eye out for them. I don't know if anyone is having this problem of not getting notifications
I've been looking for warhammer fantasy lore videos for a while! Keep it up!
Danm how do I waste waiting for an hour..... oh sweet a new arch video
could you summon pieces of the "good" gods. A healer summoning a little demon of Isha or isha's human counterpart?
Guess magic users are more dangerous then he will have psychic powers yeah hey at least you're not mutants
Didn't you already do this one Arch?
It was focused on magic itself, rather than colleges themselves.
46:50 10%? I would *KILL* to only pay 10% in tax.
Arch are you going to cover the ice witch's of Kislev?
the Chaos gods very very bad dudes indeed
Arch I love you. These videos always make my week better. Thank you.
Tech Licks =P Nice lore musings as always, Arch!
Love your WFB lore videos, man!
I know it’s a cage but it beats some moron running around who doesn’t know what they’re doing.
Excellent as always Arch..... more please :)
Can you do an explanation on the bridge between WH and WH40K? For example, how did the elves/eldar lose their connection with their space fairing brethren? How did Khaos go from meddling in 1 planets affairs to not paying much attention at all until the rise of the Emperor?
The explanation is...all connections between two settings got retconned and they are now two different settings.
I don’t think this is canon but I remember someone said something about the North and South Warp gates being shattered around the same time Slaanesh emerged, basically the shock of her/his appearance was that powerful it shook another universe. Probably not what really happened but it’s cool to think about.
to be fair, Chernobyl was never a good idea, even on paper.
Great Video, but no mention of Volans, first supreme patriarch of the colleges and only human wizard I know of that can perceive all 8 winds of magic? For shame
It's just funny that this fantasy game use some names from real places for example there is an altdorf in my country
Was starting to have withdrawals thanks for the fix.
The village of Willage has a wise woman? Get the fire ready boys, we're going witch hunting!
Friendly correction. . . it’s Teclis not Teclix. Great video!
REJOICE! ARCH HAS MADE A NEW FANTASY VIDEO!!!
Bro what is the tune in the background, need to sample this
Daemons aren't that smart are they? If I was a greater daemon I would be granting minor wishes all over the place in the hope that the idiot gets cocky and tries to summon me.
Welcome back!
I'd love it if you did a lore-through on Mordheim. As a game it's well.... its like the tabletop version (aka bullshit), but they really nailed down how fucked that city is/was/got. Frankly I like the lore videos on warhammer better than the 40k stuff, and wish you would add more to the mix.
According to FB Roleply Ed2 (dont remember which sub book) - summoned daemon will always seek to harm the summoner, no matter how and why he was summoned, or what benefits such summon will bring him. Usually, especialy if daemon was bound in some way - it will not be directly, but daemon will always look for opportunity to cause harm at least indirectly.
He is back!
This was awesome
Oi!
Where is the mention of Elontir? He was right there, next to Teclis! Chaosbane told me so. :)
The orders are taught how to avoid chaos by using talismans and wands and the like. And they full well are aware where magic comes from. Teclis taught them.
It is under stress and certain stages of Morrslieb that the demonic shit gets out.
It is known, from various books.
I am master of MAGICS!!
Good video but would have loved a bit more detail on the characteristics of practitioners from the different colleges, and details on some famous wizards / wizards gone wild (hi @Egrimm)
Think we could get a quick episode of every College and their specific "wind" that they draw their power from?
Perhaps an episode on every lore?
We have the 8 winds
High
Dark
Wild
Necromancy
Geomancey (Lizzardmen)
What ever the wood elves use...
Ect.
Little Waagh
Big Waagh
Ogre Gut Magic
Skaven Lore of Ruin
Skaven Lore of Plague
Lore of Nurgle
Lore of Tzeentch
Lore of Slannesh
Look forward to the Amber college video
Would you like to make a video on your choice and usage of background music ; maybe even make a soundtrack avaiable, of course in exchange for some Shekel , for download one day , that would be very interesting.
Arch went through a whole video and did not once mock teclis. Interesting.
It would be interesting if you did a video on the great horned rat and its ascendency into the fifth chaos god
I do wish Arch would at least do a video about what he likes/tolerates about AoS.
Do I sense more in depth videos into more videos like the assassinorum mini series?
Your a wizard Harry!
Magnus the Pious evolves into Magnus the Red at lvl 30
Hello Arch, when will you do a video about the black death? or the plague