Fail boat betrays his friend causing Eyea to go mad Eyea joins forces with the clowns in order to defeat Failboat, however Failboat has a team of his own called the failing four who shall win and why doesn't denny's 2 have pancakes Edit: if you think this is weird its because i wrote this at like 1am
True Eyea Cult history March 20: Daniel (or Fail) created Eyea, the Goddess of Hell Incarnate. Eyea wanted the end of all that wasn’t applying to the Grand Slam of Hell. Fail was scared of it, and thus, banished Eyea. The goddess, however, did not stay down. She amassed a cult, starting with “bagel,” a fool, whomst upon hearing from Eyea herself that Fail was afraid of the power of this Grand Slam of Hell, started the Eyea Cult. One can only assume that Eyea will, once and for all, end the coward that is Fail. And one can only hope that the Grand Slam of Hell is something easy to deal with. It’s not. Well I was wrong
11:17 And with that very line, the upper left corner of my island became known as sacrifice point. It's just tombstones, a skeleton, and a skull music player. I do run an Oarfish Cult, though.
@@DangerOctoYT Creator ID: MA-4565-1002-2006 Dream Address: DA-2709-6141-5921 You'll find the Oarfish clothing and Face paint. Also my dream address is you wanna check the place out. The ceremonies are held around the heart pond. The more sensitive practices are held in my basement. (The house closest to the plaza. The other one on the cliff is my sister and it's mostly empty)
Stranger: heyyyyy! How's it going? Failboat: House good UwU ???: "Strangers, BeWaRe!" Didn't momma tell u not to talk to strangers? Stranger: Thank u I have corona NoW gO
“Door knock.”
“P R O C E E D”
*PŘØČĒƏĐ*
PRŒẞËD
₱ⱤØ₵ɆɆĐ
Přœçəəđ
No
Everyone gangsta till the Denny’s employee starts reciting an ancient ritual in the employees lounge
Yes
Or in the kitchen lol
Aye 666 likes boys the ritual’s complete.
Nice heart
clown
“Door knock, *p r o c e e d* “
I laughed so damn hard at this
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Same
Lmao same
House good?
Penguin Interested!
Argeed.
No questions
Fun fact: bagel, the founder of Denny's 2, comes back in her eaya costume in "Animal Crossing but horror"
Yeah About Bagel... Im from the future, he comes back MANY times
Yeah EYEA will come back
@@Th4tC4t I'm not gaster. I'm just a fan of his.
And in walmart
@@Cyn_murderdrones- that’s what they’re talking about
That callback, Dang. Bagel outdid herself with Denny's 2
It’s all about the lore.
Eyea will haunt his soul
Red Umbreon for eternity
Ah yes,B a g e l.
himself
"House good, boat interested. Door knock. P r o c e e d"
Favourite line of the entire video
Yep
Mine to
same
Same, also czcams.com/users/clipUgwUc5El-Oa17-lnFRx4AaABCQ
m e t o o
"This is my inner self"
*Proceeds to break skull*
LMAO
2:44 fail: house good boat interested...... door knock P R O C E E D
I had a stroke reading this
Picture rickroll
Hgbidkp
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snowgrave
I can't believe we've finally created the Failboat Cinematic Universe
I will now expect every New Horizons video to continue the Eyea Arc
Why are you in every comment section i go to
U again
@@breakerbrothers8036 who?
Fail boat betrays his friend causing Eyea to go mad Eyea joins forces with the clowns in order to defeat Failboat, however Failboat has a team of his own called the failing four who shall win and why doesn't denny's 2 have pancakes
Edit: if you think this is weird its because i wrote this at like 1am
The Priests of the Cult of Eyea shall have their vengeance..
*The Problem:* Failboat’s feeling in a good mood, and he already ruined his day once.
*The Solution:* Get him to ruin it
Again.
*uuh...ourselves*
your pfp is Victini!! I love that Pokémon 😍
hey, the more you know
Benjamin Schmitt the stream yesterday did that
Yesssssssssss
"Just makes the victory all the more sweeter"-Failboat
Actually hop from sword and shield as well
The great words written on his gravestone.
Famous last words
2:19 shulk: “this is the monado’s power, to chop your kneecaps off!”
*switches to buster*
"What happened to Animal Crossing?"
You, Failboat. YOU happened to Animal Crossing.
XD
I named my island “scream” because of him
Welcome to the Kentucky Scream Chicken restaurant, how may I take your order?
Ryder Does Stuff scream
God you’re right.
"This is my inner self!"
*Proceeds to fall on his face with mask, causing him to suffer repercussions*
3:19
HOWWWW
BOO
*Pan-smashing*
Why is this me?
How did this comment gain traction, I was on vacation a year ago!
True Eyea Cult history
March 20: Daniel (or Fail) created Eyea, the Goddess of Hell Incarnate.
Eyea wanted the end of all that wasn’t applying to the Grand Slam of Hell. Fail was scared of it, and thus, banished Eyea.
The goddess, however, did not stay down. She amassed a cult, starting with “bagel,” a fool, whomst upon hearing from Eyea herself that Fail was afraid of the power of this Grand Slam of Hell, started the Eyea Cult.
One can only assume that Eyea will, once and for all, end the coward that is Fail.
And one can only hope that the Grand Slam of Hell is something easy to deal with.
It’s not.
Well I was wrong
damn this is more intense than the fnaf lore
This needs to be pinned
I wish I could save comments. Unfortunately for me, unlike Reddit, I can’t here, so…
@@veethebeaniest just take a screen shot lol
good idea
5:10 Come to Dennys 2! You can find it next to the G N O M E A D O P T I O N
And I hate it when I am forced to do a ritual in denny's 2.
"I'm feeling in a good mood today. Let's ruin that"
2020 in a nutshell
why did I make this comment
Hello Justin Y. It seems the legend has finally returned to CZcams
First reply omg
bro it’s Justin y
yep, 2020 makes me scream
"House good.
Boat interested.
Door knock.
P R O C E E D."
Yes.
*_" P R O C E E D . "_*
Yes INDEED
Yes. Awesome 😎
Yesn’t
Hi
1:19 I swear when I heard that, as a botw player I screamed edit: WOAH WHAT never got this amount of likes before my dudes thanks
*pew*
@@excusemebutwhat3587 AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHERRE TF DID I PUT MY HYLIAN SHEILD AHHHHHHKEKEKLDALDLLDDDDM A AH
If you have less than 1 shield + 5 health and heals you are legally dead
12:21
DAMN I DIDN'T KNOW FAILBOAT HAD ALL THAT CAKE
"I'm feeling in a good mood today."
Discord: "Let's ruin that"
"It'll come back to haunt us"
Forget the Simpsons prediction, failboat predicts
The Prophet
That's nothing; VeggieTales predicted meme culture way back in 2003!
Dr. Rank holy crap I never realized that
Y E S
The gasp at 7:57 is hilarious it sounded so genuine
"You lose.....
*Your life too* "
OMG Why does this feel like a mood lol-
"If you wanna get to the gamer den you just have to pass through the sacrifice point"
-Failboat 2020
No Life, No Game.
👁👄👁
Also, wait, it's the gamer den.
"you guys are so exited to show denny's so you spilled ketchup everywhere!" yeah dan... Sure...
Ketchup
Dan Davis personally I prefer the darker blo- I MEAN BBQ
Ok, who spilled the "maple syrup"
Hold up.....................
Strawberry jam ovo
k e t c h u p
is good with bacon...
baking bacon pancakes
*Pfft*
🙄 Obviously it’s barbecue sauce
when he kept tripping when the clown was chasing him really was the cherry on top for that whole bit
Meanwhile: The viewers making an eyea room in their house
👁️👄👁️
👁👄👁
👁 👄 👁
👁👄👁
I broke the chain lol
The beginning is literally my life in a nutshell.
Relatable
Yup,sounds legit
Bro are you ok
Same
Yes the best part
“Uh uh, Persona! This is my inner self!” Falls over. 😂
11:38 every running away scene in horror movies in a nutshell
“I’m feeling in a good mood today. Let’s ruin that!”
-Coronavirus, 2020
"My paycheck, hand it over"
No way Scrub
Just Some Guy without a Mustache why do I see you everywhere?
@@averagegojofan7660 why am I not noticed
Hand it over
3:19
“this is my inner self-“
*BONK*
11:17 And with that very line, the upper left corner of my island became known as sacrifice point.
It's just tombstones, a skeleton, and a skull music player.
I do run an Oarfish Cult, though.
May I?
@@DangerOctoYT You wish to join?
@@cosmokeith Long fish boi be cool I guess
@@DangerOctoYT Creator ID: MA-4565-1002-2006
Dream Address: DA-2709-6141-5921
You'll find the Oarfish clothing and Face paint. Also my dream address is you wanna check the place out.
The ceremonies are held around the heart pond. The more sensitive practices are held in my basement. (The house closest to the plaza. The other one on the cliff is my sister and it's mostly empty)
How do I join
“Use code I just got the bag for 10% off”
That got me xD
IT’S THE WAY HE SAID IT TOO LMFAOOO
"eyea was your only friend"
What friend?
The friend we never had
_Stop, you’ll anger her._
"what happened to animal crossing?"
Isn't it obvious, the animals finally crossed.
YOU’VE CROSSED THE FREAKING LINE, IT WAS BOLD AND OBVIOUS AND YOU CROSSED IT, STUPID ANIMAS
I spelled animals wrong, the joke is ruined, you can unlike my comment now if you ever even did lmao I ruined it
r/technicallythetruth
moonbowNat stfu
I love when failure came across the clown and got chased🥰😍
10:28 had me laughing to hard
"What happened to animal crossing"
Well I don't know, this is my 4th day in ACNH, this happens and then my house is nothing else but a Scrap yard.
HE BROUGHT BACK FAILROLLED FOR .2 SECONDS ITS BEEN YEARS
"This is my inner persona!"
B O N K
3:26 GASP SIMON HOW DID YOU GET THERE UR SUPPOST TO BE ON a!
"Whats happened to Animal Crossing"
I've asked that question ever since they added drowning.
I’m starting to regret wondering what happened to animal crossing.
Manrane: “dont turn your camera”
Failboat: “turns camera” and sees rickroll, toad BUP and big yoshi
0:01 this line is now iconic
Man, I can’t wait for season 2 of my favorite anime: “Failboat becomes progressively more scared of his members.
I wrote this before I saw the end of the video
W H A T
This is now my favorite comment.
Congrats, your psychic.
Magic-
Other people: I dreamt of my crush marrying me! What about you?
Me: 6:07
Yes.
A substitute meal?
r/notlikeothergirls
xJon_x 👁👄👁 Wh-
I literally just took an already existing meme and used it, that doesn’t make it an r/notliketheothergirls thing.
Makoto Naegi take a joke
Failboat:
Nobody:
Bagel: S I T D O W N
The way he trips every 5 seconds is like every horror movie
3:20 why did I laugh so hard at that-
imagine you're exploring a palace and you see fail approach, threatening you, but then he just goes s m a c k
1:19 failboat stop giving me flashbacks
right?
Me normally:
Me when i walk on ice:
*Me when i step onslippery floor:* 3:21
1:06
Him: L O N G
Me: Have you seen an Oarfish my guy?
"Uhh this is my inner self"
Falls face first on floor,
I feel that
We need more Bagel, that is,,, if she didn't get him already.
0:53 made me laugh so much and I dunno why
Funfact, scrub from the first Island of the Video, is the winner of most of the games in "Animal Crossing but drown friends"
I was thinking he’d say “Denny’s bizarre adventure” in the end.
Also also
The title was originally “What happened to Animal Crossing?”
Yeah I can see that
9:42 why did I fly
"This dog doesn't bite--"
"YES IT WILL!"
Me: Dying of laughter
2:51 he must *REALLY* like toads.
*i approve of this*
Oh you got me
And beeg yoshi
And Rickroll
That sassy walk at the end tho!
Fail's lookn' great in that dress, you're killn it man!
9:30 that's one sad racoon
That ominous guardian piano solo at 1:18 honestly triggered my fight or flight- ✋😥
"I'm feeling in a good mood. Let's ruin that, again."
Famous last words
I can't find the version of "Never gonna give you up" he used and its driving me crazy
“You ate some really bad sushi, didn’t ya?
-WHAT IS THAAAAT?
Casual givin birth..”
Casual giving birth
@@Moviesxp hah
I quit animal crossing a few months ago, I'm gonna start playing again thanks to you 🤩
4:00 that's called the WALK NO JUTSU
“With the clown defeated and a threat from season 1 one out for revenge. Who knows what could happen” best anime ever
0:15 Scrubz still hasn't forgotten about the paycheck you didn't give him.
“I’m feeling in a good mood today, so let’s ruin it”
God with 2020
11:08 The MissingNo. art is AMAZING
1:19 I LAUGHED SO HARD!
Edit: 2:18 and that part
I LOVE IT WHEN THIS GUY IS IN A GOOD MOOD,
Because then I get to see others ruin it
1:34
IS THAT UNDERTALE I HEAR
*MMM HE MUST BE GENOCIDER*
**Megalovania intensifies**
Their gonna have a bad time
XD 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
the “WAIT NO” at the last second of the first one is SO FUNNY, LMFAO
Failboat knowing this is going to be scary : This is fine
His entire twitch chat : TIME FOR HELL!
I haven’t even seen 10 seconds of the video yet but the thumbnail is already making me fear my decisions
"just makes the victory all the more sweeter."
**hop flashbacks**
9:58 y e s Y E S Y E S!
“House good, boat interested, door knock.. *PROCEED* “ 😭💀
this is the amount of times dan _WILL_ say: "im feeling in a good mood today. lets ruin that"
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v
Don't like bait
I'm feeling in a good mood today. *Let's ruin that*
I got Animal Crossing yesterday for my birthday.
Hi
I got it for money
Cool I got it for christmas
Happy birthday 🎈🎉
Miguel Alves that was three months ago but thanks also Happy New Year and a very good day to you
i wish he still played animal crossing more often
The fact that failure is just haunted by weird eye people and juggalos will never not make me laugh
I love Failboat’s ability to go with a joke and make it better, it always puts a smile on my face
9:00 pog fish
pog fish
“House good. Boat Interested. Door knock. p r o c e e d” -Failboat
3:15 DESTROYED ME
Failboat: P E R S O N A this is my inner self
-knocks his head to the floor-
Stranger: heyyyyy! How's it going?
Failboat: House good UwU
???: "Strangers, BeWaRe!"
Didn't momma tell u not to talk to strangers?
Stranger: Thank u I have corona NoW gO
XD
Ok can we agree that the second he got on there and the dude said "M O R E" that when he left THAT ART IS AMAZING I COULD NEVER
1:10 That's Japanese old story of Kaguya princess who was born in a bamboo, and when the princess grew she went back to the moon
@@anfffff i remember this from the pokémon sun and moon anime
I for one welcome our new Eyea overlord.
Join back next time on "Denny's Failing Adventure™️"
Denny’s Failing Adventures 🅱️