It's been a big problem maidens have been getting with warriors more than wizards. We don't have many wizards left to keep the mana flowing. There go the street lights. There goes the plumbing.
@@clothar23It's not a wizard cantrip, wizards can get access to it through feats, backgrounds or other methods, but it's not innately on their spell list.
Thank you, I'm now going to put a Chad wizard in my next game, who has a pocket demnsion full zealot barbarians... the nuclear equivalent to "pocket sand"
@@hunterrodgers7040 I can only imagine two wizards having a standoff and then one materializes pocket raging barbarians that beat the other wizard... to death.
Vicious Mockery doesn't use any components other than Verbal anyway, which makes sense for something that is mainly a vicious insult that does actual damage.
That is a part of a visciously anti-wizard propaganda smear campaign put out by the Bards to try to curb The Wizards popularity before they managed to legalize recreational nukes. Shadow wizard money gang gets laid more often than your mom, and thats saying something.
Playing wizard with a really high stat they aren't meant to have is really funny, High Strength Wizard "I cast fist," High Charisma Wizard *this*, High Dexterity Wizard has better acrobatic skills than the damn rogue and monk.
Lil' doubt, can any wizard cast some debuff clensing upon me pls i don't want to have this curse called social anxiety anymore, it's almost as bad as ""useless gut part" infection" (or how ever it's called) in my personal experience
Barbarian: ...hah thats funny wizard, but us barbarians have our own spell Wizard: and what might that be maidenless brute? 😎 Barbarian: *Circumcision*
When the wizard is multiclassing as a bard and decides on vicious mockery
Oh, now I am in a dilemma. Is this the best comment under the video or the one about roasting without fireball the best one.
@@danielstar9458Both. Both are good
Nah dude fuck this you gave me an idea.
Dude I was about to say this exact thing😅
For the sole purpose of casting vicious mockery*
Damn he's such a great wizard. He didn't even need to cast fireball to roast him.
I don't think even fireball would do that much damage 😂
God damnit, I was gonna say that
Mockery can be magic too if the insult is strong enough.
He's the rizzard
Bro multiclassed into a bard and hit him with a "vicious mockery" with advantage
Vicious mockery is a bard spell and he multiclassed just to have it
He may have grabbed it from a feat!
@@astuteanansi4935 Yep. Magic Initiate is a thing.
Magic initiate
OHMYGAWD a vicious mockery comment! SO ORIGINAL!!!
@Theguywholikedthethinginthevid OHMYGAWD a ASSHOLE! SO ORIGINAL!!!
He casted EMOTIONAL DAMAGE.
yes it's the Ultimate form of Vicious Mockery!
Underrated comment right here
@@JUNEWICK5087 It's over 900.
@@strawpiglet Not enough
@@strawpiglet mmmuuuuuhahahaha it has hit 1.4k
When the wizard is also a master if roasts.
So he dables in Pyromancy?🤔
BALROGS IFFY UH AND I GOT THE STAFFY UH
He’s a master of Rizz
😭
Bro cast viscous mockery
I see …this Wizard took a level in bard getting the girls and casting vicious mockery
Was about to say the same thing my friend.
Or just got an extra cantrip and took it, because Vicious Mockery is also a wizard spell.
@@chrisdarling3212 interessting I actually had never a wizard in one of my parties … only sorcerers and warlocks
@@chrisdarling3212lol, no it isn't. You need to get it somewhere else. Vicious Mockery is bard ONLY.
That or its a Sorcerer in disguise, everyone knows Sorcerers are the jocks of the casters.
I didn't know Wizards could cast Vicious Mockery
He's a multiclass lol
You have 69 likes.
He a multiclass
Incorrect, he didn't multiclass. This is just the vocal component to cast fireball to roast him.
they can't grandpa
When you speck 1. Level into bard just to cast viscious mockery
Viscous mockery is such a sticky spell...
*rim shot*
@@tarvoc746 aw hell no
Bro that would kill any barbarian
*Anyone
😂
Not really because there is powerfull counter to this thing, it is saying: good because i am gay!
@@diooverheaven6561 Wizard: "No more bitches!"
Barbarian: "Me and my husband appreciate it 🗿"
@@Inakthawizard: I use the spell COCK DECREASER , NOW YOU HAVE A SMALL PE-
@@Inakthaincorrect
Barbarian: I've seen ghouls with clearer skin than you.
Wizard: **dies of D4 emotional damage**
When your bard is pretending to be a wizard
know what else is pretending to be a wizard? that settlement needing your help
Yo how long is the duration of repel maidens, it’s lonely out here
depends on the tier, if tier 3 or 4 Repel Maidens lasts 300 years. Tier 1 is only 30 years, tier 2 is 150 years...
@@jakeforgey5378 hopefully it was only tier 1 then I only have 6 years left to go
@@ultrasoulviverif you make it to 30, you become a wizard yourself. Once the powers manifest, find the original wizard
Until Dispelled, unfortunately.
It's been a big problem maidens have been getting with warriors more than wizards. We don't have many wizards left to keep the mana flowing. There go the street lights. There goes the plumbing.
Damn, that wizard got the she-elves. He's in for a very long ride.
As is widely known female elves have larger penises than males but I ain't gonna kinkshame.
One of them is a guy.
@@fishboy3612😈
@@fishboy3612how the heck
@@fishboy3612
Looks female enough
A burn so bad they needed a wish spell to revive him
Shenron: I cannot grant this wish, it is beyond my power to do so.
Don't wish spells and shenron only bring back those willing to come back? That is NOT the case here
He found a way to cast Fireball at 10th level!
I know illusion spells when I see them
😂
Must be some shitty illusions, then!
Хватит, брат... прими правду и иди сними это проклятие 😅
You must spend a lot of time watching maiden illusions then
@@rougestarlight4308 no, I studied how hags use illusion magic so I'd never ended up like my brother that I had to barry.
Dude is actually a bard with a single level dip in Wizard. Vicious Mockery is being high-level cast.
You do realise Vicious Mockery is a wizard cantrip right ? They have access to it natively.
Only if they have the Magic Initiate feat
hm....an idea for my gale run....
@@clothar23 let me guess. you read that in a book written by those coastal wizards..
@@clothar23It's not a wizard cantrip, wizards can get access to it through feats, backgrounds or other methods, but it's not innately on their spell list.
I see he cast Vicious Mockery
He didn’t even need to roll a dice for that nat 20
Damn the wizard learned SAVAGE MOCKERY
Also sarchasm, dramatic irony, metaphor, parody, bathos and satire.
@@jsl151850b GASP! HE LEARNED THE ANCIENT ART OF KEY AND PEEL!!!!
It would seem... that you... *are maidenless*
*Varre proceeds to get violated by my level 200 new game plus character who has the Axe Of Godfrey*
Great vicious mockery
Bigger burn than fireball
With burns that never heal
sounds like the same guy who did the rant about lemons
"Cave Johnson" from portal 2
"Omni-man" from invincible
"J Jonah Jameson" from spider man
J.K. Simmons
Or another dude who did a lemon rant?
Ima start writing these spells down and adding them to my games.
Power word scrunch and mend buttcrack are too devious to leave out.
Vicious mockery is a BARD cantrip.
The Rizzard has cast vicious mockery on the guy
That pun was awesome!
+200 burn damage
wizard rolled a 20 on intimidation 💀
A few moments after, the barabrian proceeded to burn the wizard.(literally)
Oh yes, the RIZZard
Probably not the smartest move to antagonize someone who can literally become too angry to die
As opposed to the old man that can seal extra-existenitial entities inside of pocket dimensions as a side hobby?
@@edwardteague3276 I'm sure the old guy can have tons of fun doing that while shaped as a pretzel
Thank you, I'm now going to put a Chad wizard in my next game, who has a pocket demnsion full zealot barbarians... the nuclear equivalent to "pocket sand"
@@hunterrodgers7040 I can only imagine two wizards having a standoff and then one materializes pocket raging barbarians that beat the other wizard... to death.
Good threat for a person in hold person distance
Who wants maidens anyway.. when you could have WENCHES 🤑
The song is Adventure Kids by Peter Crowley for anyone wondering
*NO MAIDENS?*
😢
*repelled*
Varre is happy with this spell.
he must've casted that on me..😭
Don't feel bad Mr. Barbarian, those wencher are nought but his own female clones.
Divayth Fyr, but in another world!
You say that like it's a bad thing, but I mean.....if I got a female clone of myself and she was good looking.....yea I'm down with that....
FOR SMEGS SAKE RIMMER!! leave the babrarian alone!
Damn, he spelt Burn without even spelling it
Its the beard isnt it
Yes, chicks dig the beard.
Probably doesn't hurt. That said, there's no way those girls aren't illusions or summoned demons or something.
That burns more than any fireball he could have cast.
Damn that vicious mockery didn’t even need spell components
Vicious Mockery doesn't use any components other than Verbal anyway, which makes sense for something that is mainly a vicious insult that does actual damage.
Vicious Mockery, but at like lvl 4
...
I know what to cast on my next DnD campaign
That's some brave words for someone in warhammer distance
Oh, compensating?
@@rommdan2716Hey he's tryin his best with what he's got also I'm pretty sure that staff is way longer
Coping?
Hate to be that guy, but for those that don't understand the roast. theres a joke that If a man is still a virgin at 30+ he becomes a wizard.
That is a part of a visciously anti-wizard propaganda smear campaign put out by the Bards to try to curb The Wizards popularity before they managed to legalize recreational nukes. Shadow wizard money gang gets laid more often than your mom, and thats saying something.
Wait that’s a real spell? I thought that guy in high school was joking
I gotta get to a shaman
Odin be Like?
Bro vicious mockery obliterated him
Is this a wizard or a Bard using Vicious Mockery
Thou fool! I have cast it upon MYSELF!!
edit: bruh why these replies saying I'm gay, I meant I don't want to date anyone right now 😭
Based gay bardbarian
*Camera switches back to barbarian who now has his arms around 2 hot buff dudes*
Since when could wizards learn Vicious Mockery?!
Magic Initiate (Bard).
Or a one level dip.
Thought he was a wizard, turns out, just a really old bard
It's the BO
otherwise maidens would be trying to conquer that mountain
I love your art style man, keep up the good work
Wizard used Vicious Mockery...It's super effective!
me for real
Daaaaaam 😂
Barbarian: i roll the dice for a charisma skill check to date wizard's mother
Rolled a nat 1
I have a better burn.... *FIREBALLLL*
Whats wild is the Wizard probably still got his ass kicked
Thou hath gotten no maidens?
Bard in Wizard's clothing
Wizard cast "vicious mockery"
Bro multiclassed into bard for that
The wizard multiclassed into bard for that vicious mockery I see
He didn't even have to do my barb like that!
This is so weird but I love the way you draw noses so that they fit each character design and they're all a little different
When the Bard teaches wizard vicious mockery
Now that's a real wizard.
Playing wizard with a really high stat they aren't meant to have is really funny, High Strength Wizard "I cast fist," High Charisma Wizard *this*, High Dexterity Wizard has better acrobatic skills than the damn rogue and monk.
@@sliestwheel His dex wizards can asldo have stupidly high AC.
The vicious mockery is devastating
I love how so many fantasy shorts are usually so funny
This is one of the funny ones they make amazing videos ✨
Damn I didn't know a wizard could cast vicious mockery.
When a wizard takes levels in bard
That Wizard just cast the most SAVAGE Vicious Mockery i have ever seen
That's a wizard bard.... He knows how to vicious mockery!
(You have acquired one inspiration die)
The Wizard just casted a repel similar to Pokémon repels, just designed for maidens and stuff
Took the fight out of him even before he could swing his axe.
Bro really said "no bitches" 💀
Listening to this at night when it’s raining and thundering like every 5 seconds is just so funny
broooooooooooo that ain't no wizard that's a barbiran ☠☠☠☠☠
I see he's a master of fire magic, his skills at roasting are beyond an average wizard.
Bro rolled a nat 20 and the the viking got Psychic Damage
When you’re multiclassing as a bard and a wizard
Lil' doubt, can any wizard cast some debuff clensing upon me pls i don't want to have this curse called social anxiety anymore, it's almost as bad as ""useless gut part" infection" (or how ever it's called) in my personal experience
Barbarian: ...hah thats funny wizard, but us barbarians have our own spell
Wizard: and what might that be maidenless brute? 😎
Barbarian: *Circumcision*
That's a lot of emotional damage
Hey wizard give him one of those maidens😂
wait.
Detect Thots is more useful.
Ew elves
He's just dating in his age bracket.
@@ElliotKeaton I mean u ain't wrong about that lol
This is the thanks the barbarian gets for solving that Truth/Lie doors puzzle.
Bro should've stocked up on fire resistance potions because that was a solid burn
Poor barb, I hope he's doin okay
"I would cast repel maidens... But it seems you were already born with the curse"
He cast a SICK BURN. Ouch.
Bro may not be a bard, but that Vicious Mockery hurt.
When a wizard can use vicious mockery, the world will burn.
And that's how Stoic's cousin remained single. 😢😅
that is quite the vicious mockery... he's been learning from the bard, hasn't he?
Man just learned vicious mockery without needing to multiclass into bard.
bro got vicious mockery mastered