You missed one between Kung Lao and Frost: "What have you done to your body?" "Allowed Kronika to make me the greatest." "To think, all I needed was a hat."
You missed a really good one with Shao Khan and Kung Lao. "How's your neck, Kung Lao?" "You'll never get your hands on it." "We both know better than that."
How could you not include this gem of savagery? Noob: "No true Lin Kuei could stomach you." Scorpion: "Does that include your brother?" Noob: "What brother?"
"Double date with liu kang and kitana" "In ur dream Kung lao" "A simple no is sufficient" I think that pretty much describe the relationship status of most people in internet 😂
Shao Kahn: “So the actor had a daughter?” Cassie: “Unlike you, the old fashion way.” Damn! With the way Shao Kahn constantly trash talks you during his fights, it’s good to see him being on the other side of the foot.
What about this one with Kano and scarlet? Kano: want to taste Australia’s best blood sausage? Scarlet: I’d rather taste your blood Kano Kano: would you settle for me sausage?
It doesn’t exactly help when the only woman in the clan we see betrayed every tenet the clan has and nearly ruined sub zeros attempt at peace with scorpion
Liu kang : I've been practicing. Kung Lao: that's what you only do. Liu kang: and you wonder why I'm the choosen one. Ouch nice little roast from liu 😂😂😂
"Goddamn your voice is like nails on a chalkboard" - Erron Black Nah. To me, he sounds like he's gasping for air on a daily basis =w= "It will be the last thing you hear" - Noob Erron and Me: Aw Hell No =A=
Love Cassie in this Mk, I have not played MK 10* but seen the story and Cassie's line, she's the perfect balance between her parents, a nice commander, a good ally and she's prettier than Sonya.
“Return to your mother’s arms” “She’s dead, asshole” “And her soul is mine” “LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I NEED A DOCTOR IMMEDIATELY. THIS IS NOT PART OF THE PERFORMANCE!”
The intros of Cassie Cage, Erron Black, Johnny Cage, Jacqui Bridges, and Frost are hilarious. Especially the exchange between Noob and Erron. Rewatched it six times.
“Name one Realm you control.”
“Sharp tongue for a dead man.”
He didn’t answer his question because he knows he’s right.
Well yea I mean Shao Khan did control Outworld until he was killed by Raiden lol!
He control earthrealm right after before kotal
He never asked a question
Lol
@@dracojensei1141 Does it matter he dies anyways lol
😂 😂😂
my boy noob saibot might be cold but he's spitting some supa hot fire.
Stop being lazy
Work or I get John marston
@@king.savagekingdom9929 god damn you boys not giving an old man with terminal lumbago a break.
He was cold now he's dark.
i think he's spitting shade more than fire
ehh?
*EEHH?*
get it?
Bi-Han may have been a Lin Kuei Kryomancer but with the roasts he's handing out you'd think he was a Shirai Ryu Pyromancer.
Bi-Han is sub zero in the mk9 story
@@ghost04678okay genius
@@okoliesuccess4739they are a genius, they’re right
@@thanoos2725 I know they’re right, but that’s already obvious to everyone and that’s the reason for my comment
@@okoliesuccess4739 ok.
You missed one between Kung Lao and Frost:
"What have you done to your body?"
"Allowed Kronika to make me the greatest."
"To think, all I needed was a hat."
Noob is too Savage😂
"Name one realm you control"
Sharp tongue, for a dead man
Judging from these intros, it sounds like Mortal Kombat 12 will be the quest to get Kung Lao laid.
Agreed
@@terrencecompuesta5211 Liu Kang will not like this.
@Abaddon The Despoiler Jade or Melina would be fit for Kung Lao
Tru but he wont get laid because itll just be another REBOOT!!!!!
@@wesleyprice2523 Dayum
You missed a really good one with Shao Khan and Kung Lao.
"How's your neck, Kung Lao?"
"You'll never get your hands on it."
"We both know better than that."
Noob immediately going for the soft spot bringing up Ermac lol😄😂🤣
Noob,Erren,Johnny, and Cass are definitely my favorite characters
When did Bi-Han become such a savage?
SINCE HE DIED!
He had decades to think of comebacks
Since he was tired of the female Lin Kuei!
Since he went in the shadow realm
Idk ( I Don't Know ) ..... This Noob Saibot Is Different Than I Seek .....
“You have no family?”
“Yes, I am an orphan Bi-Han.”
“Then who will mourn you?”
MY GOD! Chill, Noob. 🤣
Bruh you wrote 3 comments on this video and all of them have over 100 likes
HE HAS NO CHILL
He lost his chill after Scorpion killed him
If there is such thing as the term "yesterday", is there an alternate universe where yesterday is called "noterday"?
@@HugeHaloFanboy Maybe. Depends on if humanity in that alternate universe has different mindsets on certain things.
“Hey there Elsa, what’s up?”
“Why’s everyone call me that?”
“ Oh honey, let me help you.”
A.J Thomas
Anyone that likes this knows it is top level savagery!
I'm surprised that Johnny didn't ask Frost if she wanted to build a snowman, or give her a savage burn then tell her to "let it go".
i prefer the calm down snowflake
Tru and lol
She should have said "Oh honey, let it go."
Johnny Cage: *Exists*
Kitana, Jade, Outworld, Earthrealm, Raiden, Old Johnny Cage: By the gods, no.
I must consult the Elder Gods about this!
Elder gods: By the one being, no
Johnnt isn't even that bad, I'm a guy and I think he's surprisingly better looking than any other guy I've ever met
Inkless Artist
They’re referring to his personality.
(Put a no homo disclaimer btw, before people get the wrong idea)
They kinda missed an opportunity showing how the past counterparts are surprised that Johnny has grown up
“I grew up around tough women.”
“Didn’t they teach you respect?”
“They taught me to hit back.”
TELL ‘EM, ERRON!
Is this your 3rd comment?
@@BIastProcX probably 5th
Facts
Yes that is me
true equality exists now.
I think best one is:
Cassie: "Can I say it, just once?
Scorpion: "Only if you wish to suffer."
Cassie: "GET OVER HERE!!!"
yh icl dat 1 was funny😂😂
Noob: "I am Shinnok's wrath"
Cassie: "Shinnok is my bitch"
Damn that was savage!
The most emotional poem:
" *Jax whacks hacks across their backs and makes cracks while eating snaks by the tracks.* "
Then plays with his sax
@@dionflorencio7494 and listens to dax
While staring at Sindel’s Racks
To this day, Noob is still looking for Johnny's other pair of pants.
Scarecrow and Noob
Both got hooks
Both scary to some extent
Both legendary at roasting
Coincidence? I think not
ExplodingPidgeon YT both got stunt double clone
Both use fear
Don't mean to be that guy, but both of them use sickles... which are smaller scythes.
When you put it like that, now I want a Mortal Kombat vs Dc game set in the Injustice universe
Both mk11 and injustice are made by netherrealm studiosss…
DUN DUN DUNNNNN
How could you not include this gem of savagery?
Noob: "No true Lin Kuei could stomach you."
Scorpion: "Does that include your brother?"
Noob: "What brother?"
Yes so true noob isnt even bi-han anymore he changed his birth certificate
DAMN!!!!!
"You got your head in tbe clouds liu kang"
"At least its not in a hat"
"Now thats a bridge to far."
Missed opportunity .
Yes i dont know why that wasnt in there
"Double date with liu kang and kitana"
"In ur dream Kung lao"
"A simple no is sufficient"
I think that pretty much describe the relationship status of most people in internet 😂
You mean me
2:23 The absolute best Savage Intro ever! God bless our favorite Cassie!
She really did though
Gtfoh. She's annoying ass and shouldn't even be on this roster child. That should be Smoke's spot
@@Prinxce3_
Literally everything you said is bullshit. Next time you speak remember to use your brain.
she even referenced her own badass moment, *in a badass statement*
Sexy Love Cook Sanji Sounds like you’re upset that Cassie savaged Noob.
2:15 Erron Black speaking truth!!!
Tru
Gotta love Erron Black and Bi Hans interaction at 2:17. Hilarious.
Oh hell no😂
Aaw hell naw
Gotta love Texans
Friend: Crush is walking right towards you try to be funny
Crush: hi
Me:**My slavers need breeding stock**
love how Johnny goes around trying to get people in movies. he even compliments some of them
😂😂😂 2:14
Erron Black: G**damn, your voice is like nails on a chalkboard
Noob Saibot: It will be the last thing you hear
Erron Black: Aww HAIL NO
E
Haha lol what
Did you just seriously censor God ?
I love how Frost despite her arrogance has a lot of lines that are very true and very sassy.
But amounts to nothing cuz her pride makes her an easy target to roast.
Gato濃い Frost is just MK11’s Damian Wayne. She deserves every little bit of roasting.
Erron Black:AW HELL NAW
One of my favorites lol 😂
Yeah same here
Wow, I feel bad for frost. She is getting roasted like crazy
She kind of deserved it.
She's in one of those teenage phases
That's just cold
Chill guys
Frost is the one that nobody likes. Absolutely nobody.
I like how Frost tries to be an actual good and evil villain but just gets roasted by everyone
Its basically me at school woth EVERYONE ELSE
It appears noob is very upset about not being in the last game
He ain't the only one
@@leeharvey7593 tru
"looking forward to a kinder, gentler outworld"
"why? because am a woman?"
"No, because you are banging Liu Kang"
i'm out of the loop, so liu kang is banging a zombie kitana ?
I think he was referring to when they were both still alive
Thats what i would say to her
3:54
The way KF eyed Jacqui up and down when she said "look at me, not you".
I never noticed that detail
Shao Kahn: “So the actor had a daughter?”
Cassie: “Unlike you, the old fashion way.”
Damn! With the way Shao Kahn constantly trash talks you during his fights, it’s good to see him being on the other side of the foot.
Exactly, also cool peofile pic.
It sounded like Shao Khan has a low sperm count or worse.
Noob:"The darkness is my friend"
Hello darkness my old friend
Yes its his friend and very, VERY old
With so many burns going on. Sub-zero will be working overtime.
Also Johnny trying to get others into the biz.. funny. 😁
In MK9, he did try to get Reptile and Baraka =))
The thing is its subz older brother is causing the burns so its life all over again
I love how the intro between noob and johnny implies that in between fights, johnny constantly tries to make him laugh
Frost: “What do you see when you look at me?”
Jacqui: “A cheap, second-gen knockoff”
Frost: “I said look at me, not you!”
me: yikes!!
Takes one to know one frost
Jacqui spit hot truth on Frost's ass 😅😅
first time for a COLD burn. Frost bite indeed
Me:DAYUM SON
@@LOWBORN-the-LOATHSOME more she spit on her own
Noob is literally the most savage character in the game.
Most savage character EVER!!!!
Baraka is the most savage
𝑇ℎ𝑎𝑡𝑠 𝑤ℎ𝑦 ℎ𝑒 𝑖𝑠 𝑚𝑦 𝑓𝑎𝑣𝑒 ^_^
The Bright One Baraka has some good comebacks - especially to D’Vorah and Frost.
Try Fujin.
"Name one realm you control"
🔥🔥🔥📢📢📢
"Hey there Elsa!"
lmao am dying
Who elesa
@@dracojensei1141 Dude, let it go
@@dracojensei1141 Frozen
The traits line up tho. Elsa has ice powers, has issues with everything, and ran away from home. Now looka t frost.
0:42 "name one realm you control." Dayuuum
3:49 ok i am nominating this interaction as the most savage
It's the most true lol
It is facts
It's true though 😂
*no u*
The skin is getting darker for sure. 🤣
Bi-Han Grandmaster Of Roasting
Bi-Han is also a Harry Potter fan...
*Who are you?*
*He-Who-shall-not-be-named*
*Return to your Deathly Hallows*
Kung pao was so great it went on the list twice
join me and conquer realms
name 1 realm you control
sharp tongue for a dead man
man noob is savage af
Actually they roasted each other... Shao Kahn may not have conquered a realm but at least he's alive, Bi-Han isn't
You missed between Sub-Zero and Skarlet
SZ : i have no words for you
Skarlet : Because i'm stunning?
SZ : Because you're going to die
True and savage
Frost:"You're smaller in person,Shao Kahn." Shao Kahn:"And you're an even bigger brat!" Frost:"Touched a nerve,didn't I?"
Person is not only thing small in him
What about this one with Kano and scarlet?
Kano: want to taste Australia’s best blood sausage?
Scarlet: I’d rather taste your blood Kano
Kano: would you settle for me sausage?
Mortal Kombat innuendo
holy shit that went from zero to one hundred quikly
*S O S I G*
"Still slumming with the Black Dragon?"
"Suck it! Dung Lao!"
"Never make fun of the name "
Wow Kabal down with DX! 6:53
Kabal, HHH and Shawn Michaels would like to have a word with you.
Kabal does this thing we're he speaks and I hear Deadpool's voice, especially when he said "Dung Lao."
Sup?
...*Pop*
Everyone is a savage nowadays
Everyone is saying everyone nowadays..........
I absolutely love Erron's character
2:24 well cassie not wrong
When kung Lao hit Johnny with the sandpaper line, I lost it big time
Throwback from MK9
"The darkness is my only friend"
*hello darkness my old friend*
“You should have been Grandmaster.”
“I would NOT allow female Lin Kuei.”
“You’re worse than Kuai Liang!”
Noob is dead, Emo, and sexist! lol 😂
Oh god he is perfect
So he's the very definition of an "incel"
So he will not allow Sareena to join Lin Kuei 🤔
@@decima1434 probably
It doesn’t exactly help when the only woman in the clan we see betrayed every tenet the clan has and nearly ruined sub zeros attempt at peace with scorpion
2:00 I was expecting Noob to say "I know", I blame TFS
“Liu Kang is a lucky man.”
“How so, Kung Lao?”
“He is lucky *we* did not meet first.”
*Ooooh shit X)*
Liu kang : I've been practicing. Kung Lao: that's what you only do. Liu kang: and you wonder why I'm the choosen one. Ouch nice little roast from liu 😂😂😂
“Return to your mother’s arms.”
“She’s dead, asshole.”
“And her soul is mine.”
*DESTRUCTION 100*
Frost always get roasted god damn
Erron Black:"Goddamn,your voices like nails in a chalkboard." Noob Saibot:"It will the last thing you hear." Erron Black:"Aw,hell no."
Frost:"Sniffling low-born coward." Baraka:"You speak to me like that?" Frost:"Do something about it,cur."
Orlando Simpson That’s why Frost is just MK11’s Damian Wayne.
Damn I had to stay on the clock pass my time to watch this cause the damn savage burns were brutal
Noob literally has no chill💀
Once upon a Time... He did
*ironic*
Me every 6 sec: damn
Bihan: where is your fear?
Johnny: mustve left it in my others pants
Bihan: we will find it
Uhm....coming on a little strong there huh....
Death has no time for subtext and innuendo i guess
Thanks a ton for cutting at least some of the intros!
Also, Kung Lao used to be much more savage in MK10 somehow.
Dark dudes with sickles spit all the roasts.
2:29 "Shinnok is my bitch"
Damn Cass 😭😂😂👌🏾
What do noob and scarecrow have in common? They have both similar weapons and they are both savage 😂😂😂
Nobody:
Cassie Cage: *Sup*
0:00 Noob
2:54 Frost
4:37 Cassie
6:45 Kabal
7:15 Johnny
9:59 Kung Lao
13:35 Jax
13:56 Scorpion
14:05 Baraka
"Goddamn your voice is like nails on a chalkboard" - Erron Black
Nah. To me, he sounds like he's gasping for air on a daily basis =w=
"It will be the last thing you hear" - Noob
Erron and Me: Aw Hell No =A=
Love Cassie in this Mk, I have not played MK 10*
but seen the story and Cassie's line, she's the perfect balance between her parents, a nice commander, a good ally and she's prettier than Sonya.
i would disagrie
@@smite4032 Why?
@@Julien-Limosino-87 i like sonya better
@Julien Linosino I hope she exists in a new timeline.
“Return to your mother’s arms”
“She’s dead, asshole”
“And her soul is mine”
“LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I NEED A DOCTOR IMMEDIATELY. THIS IS NOT PART OF THE PERFORMANCE!”
4:07
Elsa from Frozen: allow me to introduce myself
Erron black is completely savage 100%
Me: im actually glad to see you joker
Joker: awww you missed me?
Me: i'll make a speed bag out of your junk
Damn, Bi-Han out here getting flamed and obliterating everyone from the same time.
2:27
GOD DAMN CASSIE!!!!!!
She's not wrong
This is a savage intro i made
Jhonny cage:long time no see bi han
Noob saibot:you will suffer a teribble death, cage
Jhonny cage: you already had one
"Name one realm you control"
"Sharp tongue for a dead man"
Noob Saibot came with the fire , and Shao Kahn pushed noob into it
"I would not allow female lin kuei"
Bruh haha
2:22 lmao😂😂😅😆
"I expect incompetence." Subzero can't help with that burn.
1:49 is most savage
“Goddamn your voice is like nails on a chalkboard”
“It will be the last thing you here!”
“Aw Hell Nah.”
Noob sounds like that Tiger cave in aladdin...
Cassie Cage:"You met Mom at the tournament,right?" Noob Saibot:"I fought her as Sub-Zero." Cassie Cage:"Don't leave out that she flattered you."
Noob saibot the master of savage
2:25 I love Cassie's reply it was gold
Damm bi Han got no chill with those cold blooded roast dude a savage lol
Once upon a Time... He did have chill
Johnny Cage or his daughter has to be the greatest roasters in MK11! And that line - "Kung Pao, my man"..it is crackin' me up each time I hear it!
Kung Lao - *I am done correcting you, Cage!*
Cassie was right about one thing... She made Shinnok her bitch!
"Turn off the lights and I glow."
Did, did he just quote Vanilla Ice?
The intros of Cassie Cage, Erron Black, Johnny Cage, Jacqui Bridges, and Frost are hilarious. Especially the exchange between Noob and Erron. Rewatched it six times.
Error Black: *"Goddamn, your voice is like nails on a chalkboard"*
Bi-han: *"It'll be the last thing you hear"*
Error Black: *"OH HELL NO"*
Ah hell nah