MORTAL KOMBAT Funniest Intros Ever - MK Funny Jokes
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- MORTAL KOMBAT Funniest Intros Ever - MK Funny Jokes Including Scorpion,Sub Zero,Alien,Predator,Terminator,Rambo,Jason Voorhees,Joker & more!
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" I never considered you an enemy"
" I never considered you"
That is one stab to the heart
That’s just hurtful
Hey Siri, play *friendzone*
And that's why Takeda never returned.
"Wait, the fatality is after the fight!"
*NOW THAT'S JUST HURTFUL!*
Erron: "I have a problem."
Jacqui: "yUoR pEePeE hUrTs??!?!"
Erron: "Now you have a problem."
my favourite one 😂😂
What did he do
@@frasscolegaming5510 they slept together n they wound up getting n std
@@almightytm2399 please tell me this is true 😂
@@filxie I mean it makes the most sense😭
I love how Kombat is full of weird gods, monstrosities, a freaky things, but as soon as the Predator uncloaks everyone is like "Wth is that?"
Jason Voorhees is the coolest one I'm my opinion.
Too bad kratos won't return to MK for legal reasons.....
The truth is Video games can Upgrade way better than this the Update a little bit so they can make money. That is the sad truth I'm numb because anything I believe in my childhood is wrong I watched CZcams videos and I'm convinced I thought they're just talking out of their butts or something but it's true. They have prove and everything some things they can't prove most of it can.
And they can speak English if they wanted to. But in MK, they don't see the need, hahaha!
@@SinsiMonkeywtf You going on about
I lost it when Cassie did the hilariously bad Swedish accent talking to Triborg 😂
Ooooo ya like the tasty feesh, yah? XD
@@morbidlyobeserobocop3038 yah for sure
Do we really sound like that ?? For the record all Scandinavians talk like that
A perfect Midwest accent though
@@charleysmashley1668 Youd have to send me a voice note id tell u lol
“I never considered you an enemy”
“I never considered you at all”
“Now that’s just hurtful”
I feel his pain🤣
The last line is soooo memeable
🥺😔
“What did cage teach you to call me?”
“An ugly mother fu**er”
“I’ll eat him alive!”
What terminator said killed me 🤣🤣🤣
I remember hearing that for the first time.
Me: "Damn Kitana now that's just *_bitchy."_*
I love how everyone reacts to Johnny cage like « god, not him again »
They hate him lol
@@brandonboyes64 Cage with that butter face comment to Mileena is the vest
Except spawn, Terminator, and Rambo.
@@siege824s8 the...vest?
@@brandonboyes64 ,,,
you know what's funny.... SNK Started this but Midway *FINISHED IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
What does this even mean?
@@viableandvisable951 and you really think ppl are suppose to have a definition for every obscure comment they make on youtube huh?? yeah you MUST be 8... BEAT IT KID
@@viableandvisable951 it means if you were born in the last decade which clearly you were then don't worry about what grown ups are talking about if it goes over your head kid. now go take a nap
I wouldn’t say finish it they can keep going for at least another ten years
@@Xtessisold wtf are u even talking about?
15:44 The way she IMMEDIATELY reacts to what Jacqui says had me smile hard before laughing
STOP IT!
😂😂😂😂
Joker: "Grandmaster Blueberry Ice, eh?"
Sub Zero: "Only Johnny Cage may use that name and live!"
Aw that's cute.
That's my favorite intro between sub-zero and the joker, specially because before the joker were released as dlc, on the character trailer i commented some dialogue options that could be used as intro and one of them was
Joker: grandmaster blueberry ice, eh?
Sub-zero: you stole that joke to johnny cage?
Joker: i also stole his sunglasses :D
I could say i almost guessed one intro between them :')
13:43
They both went through a cataclysmic battle for earthrealm so Sub is giving cage a pass for the nicknames
@@stavkous4963 19:01
Homie goals
“YoU KnOw YouR HeAd loOks LikE a DiLdO “😂😂
*I T ‘ S G A M E O V E R , M A N*
Actually, it was designed to look like a dildo. There are monographies on Giger's philosophy and its reflection on his creation if you are interested.
@@miloradowicz ok supernerd
@@steele927 lol, not really. I mean, I guess I _am_ a nerd, but movies and Aliens are not my area. I just happened to work on wildbow's Worm fan-translation into Russian around the time Scott's Covenant was coming out, and one of my fellow translators knew shittons about the philosophy behind the Alien's phallic aesthetics.
Caught me off guard
13:47 Either Sub-Zero truly respects Johnny Cage or simply can't beat him
With the shit Johnny's pulled off probably a mixture of both.
😂😂😂
22:22 had me crying😂
And that “Aw hell no.” Is priceless!
@@bread_games8114ok
Joker: “There’s a name for people like you”
Scorpion: “Choose your words carefully,Joker”
Joker: “appuappunappumukumuku”
humuhumunakunukapuahah
Humuhumunukunukuapua'a is the Hawaii state fish
12:43 is when it happens
Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.
this ones my favorite😭😭😂
12:10
"Repulsive human!"
"Sleeping with Baraka is repulsive."
_"WHO TOLD YOU THIS!?"_
LMAOOOOO I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT
@@ilysixwings6631 Doesn't help Johnny makes another similar jab in MK11 (and another jab at the MKX intro is made in MK11 with Mileena saying 'I will never mate with you Baraka!'
Lol
Apparently Johnny also visited the Injustice universe and played Mortal Kombat II while he was there.
😂😂😂😂
2:10
"Imagine outworld free of slaves"
"Over my dead body"
My favourite moment.
"Today's the day, skullf**ker."
"Today's the day, skull fucker"
I meant Free, not free.
I will never not laugh at 6:06. The 'I *am* your daughter.' cracks me up
Epic joke
Ashly Burch's delivery is absolutely perfect.
😂😂😂
Kuai Liang is ok with Johnny Cage calling him Grandmaster Blueberry Ice
We know 😂
I wouldn't say hes okay with it. He's just the only one who survives calling him that
I wonder how Bi-Han would have reacted to that nickname
@@leon4377 he would have straight up killed him
@@gotsghostrider666 bi Han. Also known as. Sub zero would definitely kill Johnny Cage. But he Younger brother is more Kind ? You could say .
I love how everyone’s lines are somewhat clean then Spawns are just filled with every profanity one can think of
Except the more derogatory ones. Like the N-word.
@@shadedepeche2556 hilarious hes voiced by Keith David too
@@reddsmoke904 Why do you bring that up?
@@shadedepeche2556 because i thought it was hilarious in context of the comment lol
@@reddsmoke904 Is it funny because Keith David is black?
First one caught me so off guard I almost choked on my food 😭
It caught everyone off guard.
😂😂😂
3:24 hit me outta nowhere
My favorite is all of Joker's intros. Because everyone is threatening him and he's having fun instead lmfao
Same
“humhumhumapuapuaka”
LADEEDEEDA DEEDEEDEE HAHEEHEE!!!!!!
Dodo cop
and it brings the reference to mortal kombat vs DC universe
I feel bad for the xenomorph he can’t defend himself against Johnny’s insults😂😂😂
I dont.
It can
By eating his face
It was game over for him man, game over
*its game over man!*
@@Kpimpmaster Or pinning him for a Facehugger to impregnate him with an embryonic Chestburster.
4:10
The fact that it's Sylvester Stallone vs Arnold Scwartzenegger makes this 10 times more funnier
I think I've heard it wasn't actually Arnold himself, they hired someone who could do a good impression. :)
@@jamie1217 You're right. Arnold was too busy with Terminator Dark Fate. But he did hand-pick who would do it.
It doesn't even sound remotely like arnie
Lol
@@iainkilcar7463you never seen a terminator movie
0:41 "Size doesn't matter baraka"
Can we just appreciate those words by Cassie?
In Outworld it does 😈
“You stole my face” I like how that’s jokers way of calling him a clown
It’s a reference to Shang’s mk9 fatality where he turned into a joker-like clown
I think in general Joker doesn't like when others imitate his trademark, so to speak. Idk, I think about the BTAS when the Creeper imitated his crimes and Joker was angry about this. Remember that Mr. J has a big ego, so he get's angry when he's not the center of attention.
This interaction is fucking awesome!
@@Jay-tl6ri which was the exact same fatality Joker had in Mortal Kombat vs DC heroes (one of the few good ones in that game)
@@Jay-tl6ri true
13:45 This seems to imply that Sub-Zero actually likes his nickname from Johnny! I love it!
kuai's a big ol softie
To me, it implies shipping 😍 And I’m not a Mortal Kombat fan, I have no idea about the story and stuff X)
@@Tioko haha lmao
@@Tioko I don't know anything about the lore either but jhonnys daughter is literally on this video...
he doesn't like it, but johnny makes jokes so inflationary, it would be a waste of energy to dwell on one joke
3:15 “Keep your big mouth and your little mouth shut.” I know there’s much better trash talk in this video, especially from Johnny Cage, but for whatever reason this one really cracks me up.
0:55
"Wait *WHAT?* Not what I meant!"
Man panicked real quick. 💀 💀 💀
I love how nobody takes Frost seriously, it’s hilarious.
She is Sub-Zero 2.0
@@Drnswap More like a cheap ripoff of a superior product.
Probably because she doesn’t have much going for her. Character wise, she’s just Sub Zero’s bratty ex student. Her powers are a hybrid of Sub Zero and Cyber Sub Zero. She really doesn’t stand that well next to the other characters
@@lordblu4316 every masterpiece has its cheap knock off 😔
@@Drnswap more like the Chinese knockoff she is. Cheap as hell.
Are we just gonna ignore Quan Chi has the greatest roast of all time?
"Why haven't we done business?"
"Didn't wanna become a zombie."
"It might increase your intelligence."
Well, that was actually good one.
He's a total liar about that tho
@@jamiekirby2620 that’s the joke, he basically said that Kano was dumber than a zombie
@@jamiekirby2620
Hello, it's à joke, he roast Kano about his intelligence !
@@yaboisniper7358 omg 🤣🤣🤣
12:44 Gotta be my favorite line from the Joker in this lol
18:19 i dont know what funnier. The idea that enough combatants know about frozen to call frost elsa multiple times, the fact that frost knew that cassie would know why she was being called frost, or the fact that frost pure confusion in that moment was enough for cassie to just feel bad and want to help. 😂😂
23:33 "what's that on your fa- AUH" has actually got me rolling
That’s just really fucked up, man...
I will be disgusted too
I didnt ubdedstand ??? Was johnny talking abiut the mask ??
3:02 It's game over, man!
@@forever____________youngYes. From a distance, Johnny couldn't tell what was wrong. His "face" was bizarrely wrinkled and uneven. So he started to insult Leatherface before he realized what he was looking at.
I love how Tremor is the only character that approves of Johnny Cage’s movies.
Least I think he’s the only one.
Rain as well, albeit in a different way
I heard in a cut content, Fujin said he enjoys them too, and tells Johnny not to tell anyone. Guess it was replaced with “were you not focused?”
Forgot about joker man.
What do you mean? Johnny approves of Johnny's movies. At the end of the day, nobody else matters.
@@Project_MakeshiftWasTakenJoker doesn't approve of Johnny's movies. He's dumbstruck when he realized that Cage was the biggest star around.
12:50 had me dying 😂
Bruhh me too😂
he did choose his words carefully
For those who are wondering what a "humuhumunukunukuapu'aa" is,
It is a type of fish native in the Pacific ocean namely around Hawaii. Why joker called scorpion this, I honestly have no clue..
Because he is the Joker.
@@joelofjudah9144 oh yeah, everything he says has no context
@@silentstreamr since the type of "humuhumunukunukuapu'aa" is a "Triggerfish with a snout like a pig"
That's basically the Joker's way of calling Scorpion that he's "easily Triggered", which not so far off.
@Rxinzbowz I really think you're all just over thinking this. "Choose your next word carefully", he's Joker, he just said a crazy word because Scorpion was being too crazy as a way to mock what he said.
I really don't think Joker was doing it for any strict meaning, he just said a funny and outlandish word as a retort
@@CrustyTheMoistJoker us deceptively intelligent
9:00
"No jokes. Let's do it."
"That's what she said."
I fucking lost it
Never stops
-Michael Scott
It never ends.
Language buddy
I think RoboCop in this game is the equivalent of police brutality change my mind
7:19 - definitely one of my fav Jax lines
19:25 I love how noob plays along with jonny
"We mustn't fight"
"I'm afraid we must"
"You were my only friend"
*I felt that*
When you were making too many enemies that you're alone
When you tell your friend you can't let him play with your Hot Wheels ™ set
We got the same name mine is termari
Wait-
Cage can break the 4th wall?
Apparently lol
I think every Rambo opening is gold because he’s just really damn confused lmao
"What kind of vampire are you?"
"I am NOT a vampire! I am a Blood Mage!"
"The difference being?"
Skarlet better not take a trip to Thedas...
Lol true
“Fffffffuck”
Cassie’s voice actor in mkx delivers the lines so well lmao
Ashly Burch, also known as Aloy in Horizon Zero Dawn and Tiny Tina in Borderlands!
I will never get over Kabal's little "ah shit" in that one with Shang Tsung.
1:51 Kabal just accepted it lmao
Agreed
😂
“That’s not a knife”
“HA Got ya to say it”
?
@@HeroicLeo8125 Crocodile Dundee. Watch the movie with your parents it's worth it
@@theportugueselegend I'll note that.
That is not a knife
This is a KNIFE
@@JT-Loyd but don't worry , mind is just a little bigger 😂
12:46 - Cracks me up every time. 😄
20:13 This one made my stomach cave in. I'll never get tired of Johnny, I swear. XD
*Cassie* : Triborg huh? You Swedish?
*Tribrog* : My human origins are unimportant
*Cassie* : oOh yOu LiKe tHe tAsTy FiSh yeah for sure
Best one, honestly
That one had me cackling 😂
3:50
3:57
Dude i was lookin for this comment lmao shit caught me off guard lmao
"Is it true that sub-zero's now 'plain zero?"
"My mission objective is complete."
"Damn."
now that's cold
That’s not very ice of you.
@@neutralball1099 punny
Like what was he hit with de-icer or something?
he killed him
Boo... just boo...
17:56
Erron: "My ma would've loved you, Cassie Cage"
Cassie: "Aw sounds like you miss her bunches"
Erron: "I hated Ma"
Takeda, Johnny, and Cassie are funny af
15:43 lmfao "I just said your dad is kinda hot" "STOP ITTT"
😂
i mean yeah i agree with her
Lmfaoooo she was so triggered!
I like how almost 70-80% of them include Johnny Cage.
I like how he just roasts the alien for a minute straight 😂😂😂
Johnny is best character confirmed
"Grandmaster Blueberry Ice"
-Johnny Cage
15:13 Johny Cage " cranky frog " that was it. 😂😂
"you have the privilege to see me"
" *hysterical laughter* "
Joker = king
The instant flop from smug to pissed from Sindel makes it even better
11:44
"Thats not a knife"
"Ha, got you to say it"
Best of the bunch imo
Agreed, the best one
14:29 The funny thing is, despite his tone, I don't think the Joker actually intended any disrespect with this question.
Disrespect, yes, but it's also a sincere question. Joker has no respect for Aquaman anyway.
he's always disrespectful, he's just toying with his opponent by suggesting it was a sincere question, because it couldve been
@@Bluesit32 True.
2:18 one of my faves
seems you got a case of the grumps
I fucking hate clowns
@@anyisvlogs7400 I fuckin' hate clowns.
@@anyisvlogs7400 I fuckin' hate clowns.
"I fucking hate clowns"
Johnny Cage to the Alien "It's GAME OVER man!" 🤣😭
I love how some of terminators intro are referencing Arnold’s movies
Minus Batman & Robin
@@youtubercritic 4:07 he says “chill out jax” which is mr.freezes line
@@leeeverett7388 And it also comes from terminator judgment day when john is teaching him to say "Chill out dickhead"
Hasta La Vista baby
Arnold shwartzaneegar vs silvester Stalonne is a fight I would pay to see
3:24 is the exact reason why I love Johnny Cage.
Best line ever.
He is the worst character in mk x
@@slippinjimmy9733 you mean stat wise or character wise
because one of those is wrong.
@@mrpersoonman probably character wise
Well I mean he’s not wrong
6:58
Johnny kills me 😂
12:00 “Torr! Finally Kill Ferrah”
That Was Unexpectedly A Goated Line🤣
I don’t get it
@@kramarancko1107 Sounds Like A You Problem Bro💯
11:06 "no Rose's?" "Just guns" "welcome to the jungle" me: they did not just make a guns and roses reference
I mean Terminator takes guns out of roseeeee and you were talking bout that didn't you
Not a bad thing necessarily. At the end of the day, it's all fun and games!
It was also a movie reference To predator
A terminator 2 joke too.
@@ADTribalChild They get everything they want as well!
22:21 IS KILLING ME BRO I LOVE IT
Same as 24:01
24:39 did he just say that
AW HELL NAH!😂😂😂
@@lornamistica9008 tHeN yOu KnOw oF tHe BiTcH sLaP
3:02 just look at cages face 🤣🤣🤣
16:23
Really, Frost? Out of all the people, you expected Johnny Cage to be the one to take you seriously?
She must have really lowered her standards
13:40
"Grandmaster blueberry Ice eh?
Only johnny cage may use that name and live
Your hardly intimidating snow cone"
Is now and will forever be my favorite line of dialogue in mk11
Johny is hands down the best VA of the cast. Keep him, forever.
Behind spwan
@@Xester_200 ah yes spwan
"Headed for a fall, Goro!"
@@henrycrabs3497 agreed hes the perfect casting
And Shang Tsung
2:19 i love this one sm😂😂
2:26 i felt that 😂
Kitanna: what you will not do for money
Kano: I'll do you for FREE🤣🤣🤣
Flirting 100
*Kano 100*
[Barter] I'll do you for Free!
He was smooth with it 😂😂
beautiful!
Johnny cage: Hey Mac
Ermac: We will end you!
Johnny cage: We? Is your mother joining us?
This is my favorite one lol
Ha. "Mummy" joke.
@@benjaminoechsli1941 actually I'm pretty sure it's a reference to The Exorcist
I can't with Cage XD
5:08 chill out jax😂😂😂
1:20 The way Shang Tsung said "clown" resonated with badassery.
Also, "I'll turn you inside out ass-first."
I fucking love Spawn!
Boraicho: My favorite pupil.
Kung Lao: I bet you say that to Liu Kang
Boraicho: You're right I take it back XD
Boraicho: My favorite pupil.
Liu Kang: I bet you say that to Kung Lao...
Boraicho: With him I mean it.
**right in the feels**
He tells each student exactly what they need to hear to never stop fighting each other for his approval. Classic sensei style.
To be a great master you need to tell your students they are your favorite so they can doubt it and train better
12:50 the joker called scorpion a fish
A trigger fish
@@idkgaminglol818 yup that he did
“Humuhumunukunukuapu’aa!”
As yes, the Hawaiian State Fish
"Chill out, Jax" coming from the Terminator is the funniest shit I've seen
2:29 this dialogue remind me of hank and tricky from madness combat a lot XD
Ill turn you inside-out first, clown
"What's cooking good looking"
LMFAO😂😭😂😅
SWEET HOME ALABAMA
Rule 34 oh no
What the fuck Johnny
Was that past Johnny?!
@@Blood-Kain yes. Past johnny didn't know Cassie was his daughter. That is why he said that.
13:10 joker seemed depressed as hell when he was laughing
A la Joaquin Phoenix
Well, either that, or sarcastic.
Gotta remember, in some iterations, his lunacy is pretty much an incurable disease
lots of these are funny because they're jokes that someone wrote. But the sheer delivery of "what in the TEN HELLS ARE YOU" is just classic
Cassie’s micro-aggression Swedish imitation 😂
You missed.
Takeda: I don't want to do this.
Jaqui: You don't wanna wrestle me to the ground?
Takeda: Okaayyy let's do this.
10:50 Is easily my favorite part because "it's turbo time" is a reference to another movie Arnold Schwarzenegger starred in called "Jingle all the way"
Funny thing is 11:00 is a reference to Total Recall, another one of his movies
I thought it felt Familiar
It's morbin' time
@@Yougotcaged102 that’s exactly what I was thinking
It's also a reference to power rangers turbo
8:04 Kano: You supposed to be Super-Cop?
Me: No, Kano. That would be, Officer Kurtis Stryker.
These always got me laughing: 1:51, 3:24, 11:56, 12:44, 15:34 (only because of Ermac's skin), 22:21, 23:29
0:38 23:41
3:24 Johnny says it so calmly and normally that it sounds out of nowhere hahahahaha
That one had me rolling
it does tho
He kinna correct tho
13:41 So Sub-Zero and Johnny are friends.
That’s new
unlimited ice cube supply
24:56:
Jaq:You ready for this?
Cassie Cage:Sure as your names Bitchface.
Jaq:See now I gotta hurt cha
Why is that so funny to me.
*Bo Rai Cho:* "Do not joke about my weight."
*Johnny Cage:* "Look, I'm sorry..."
*Bo Rai Cho:* "You insult both me, and pregnant whales!"
1:58 idk why but the "eh shit" gives me life
I mean it is pretty reliable
18:18 "HeY tHeRe ElSa" lmao this one
I'm surprised that they could make an eye roll animation.
Lol that Frozen reference
Cassie should have said, “Sweetie, you just learn to ‘let it go’.”
7:10 Damn Mileena you ain't had to do him like that
6:12 dude the MK movie reference 😂I can't!
15:43 Best one ever. Made me laugh.
Lol
Lmao
Lame!
@@ZS1497 What?
I'm- I'm just gonna go.
D'Vorah: As you suffer, we enjoy.
Kung Jin: *As you talk, we punch your face*
Shinnok: The Elder Gods are my enemies.
Cassie Cage: *THEY BOOTED YOUR ASS*
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Which minute
@@blacloud7103 5:27
Cassie really does take after her dad huh 🤣🤣
16:07 Sometimes, it's the simplest words spoken. The key is the right delivery
"WHY YOU LOOK LIKE WE?!" >8c
I know a lot of people didn't really like Ferra and Torr that much but Ferra was weirdly cute
1:09 LMAOO BRUH😂😂😂
"I have a problem"
"Your peepee hurts?"
"Now YOU have a problem"
Just fucking kills me