Dutchavelli - Zero Zero (Official Music Video)

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  • The official music video for Dutchavelli - Zero Zero.
    My first mixtape 'Dutch From The 5th' is OUT NOW!!
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Komentáře • 2,7K

  • @damianp3952
    @damianp3952 Před 3 lety +2135

    The world isn’t rotating.
    It’s Dutch taking a walk.

    • @y3cooked
      @y3cooked Před 3 lety +23

      Underrated 🤣🤣

    • @adonaibell7513
      @adonaibell7513 Před 3 lety

      trash comment 😐 so hea constantly walking

    • @snowflvke
      @snowflvke Před 3 lety +8

      @@adonaibell7513 why u takin it literally 🤦🏾‍♂️

    • @fivestarraz
      @fivestarraz Před 3 lety

      @@snowflvke mums

    • @adonaibell7513
      @adonaibell7513 Před 3 lety

      @@snowflvke cuh it doesnt make sense and its just this guy begging a comment maybe comment something that aint so dumb

  • @TorvestaRS
    @TorvestaRS Před 3 lety +6301

    My prayers go out to his future daughters boyfriend

  • @raymondgoredema4196
    @raymondgoredema4196 Před 3 lety +459

    Phone: 1%
    Me: plays Dutchavellie
    Phone: 2%

    • @kirubelassefa1708
      @kirubelassefa1708 Před 3 lety +9

      broooo
      this is the funniest one yet

    • @epi4398
      @epi4398 Před 3 lety +6

      You spelled dutchavelli wrong but alright

    • @UrMarjsblowmywood
      @UrMarjsblowmywood Před 3 lety +24

      Phone: 1%
      Me: plays noncevelli
      Phone: 14%

    • @hayleyburns.9384
      @hayleyburns.9384 Před 3 lety

      @@UrMarjsblowmywood it looks like a lot of people didn't get the joke, i when i saw it ages ago i thought i bet that gets a lot of likes because it's a quality comment but i bet their all thinking "why has it got stronger, what stronger for a nonce, that's not right" You put 14% because it was a 14 year old girl supposedly, but if they did get it then it's a very underated comment, made me giggle and i thought that's the best one I've seen for a while 😂✌️

    • @benflood1077
      @benflood1077 Před 3 lety

      @@UrMarjsblowmywood 😂😂😂

  • @jcn268
    @jcn268 Před 3 lety +688

    Dutch doesn't tuck his chair in, he pulls the table in.

    • @valley1282
      @valley1282 Před 3 lety +1

      💀

    • @shenoi10
      @shenoi10 Před 3 lety +1

      😂😂😂

    • @danielk348
      @danielk348 Před 3 lety +1

      Yooo 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @knuckles374
      @knuckles374 Před 3 lety +8

      mums llife i met u on cod man was bumrapin the lobby u wont remeber cuh most man cut

    • @safamo1683
      @safamo1683 Před 3 lety

      @@knuckles374 how do u know

  • @ViktorVaughan
    @ViktorVaughan Před 3 lety +694

    When dutch goes to the club. Bouncers have to show him their ID.

  • @bobbyfirmino6834
    @bobbyfirmino6834 Před 3 lety +691

    Dutch used to drive his parents home from school

    • @exposedcrash8604
      @exposedcrash8604 Před 3 lety +2

      Digga d just got robbed by Russ & S1 czcams.com/video/ChwAf98Uj0c/video.html & no it’s not clickbait lol😂

    • @Melzy1
      @Melzy1 Před 3 lety +11

      @@exposedcrash8604 did I ask ?

    • @bigpock3258
      @bigpock3258 Před 3 lety

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @ryanglover6148
      @ryanglover6148 Před 3 lety

      @@exposedcrash8604 you're a weird guy yenno

    • @exposedcrash8604
      @exposedcrash8604 Před 3 lety

      Ryan Glover how so

  • @HP-zv7bz
    @HP-zv7bz Před 3 lety +631

    When dutchavelli went to his grandparents, he told them stories

  • @Eliasskogberg
    @Eliasskogberg Před 3 lety +1427

    Dutch might sound scary but he had a hard life being a single baby raising two parents

    • @swaztekka295
      @swaztekka295 Před 3 lety +22

      Underrated

    • @nkb8274
      @nkb8274 Před 3 lety +7

      Lmao

    • @bigballs1676
      @bigballs1676 Před 3 lety +10

      Copied

    • @ddm6779
      @ddm6779 Před 3 lety +16

      Yeha clearly a hard upbring seen as he’s been moving bare noncey 😳

    • @ahassan4151
      @ahassan4151 Před 3 lety +3

      @@bigballs1676 these jokes are dead now

  • @LaazrGaming
    @LaazrGaming Před 3 lety +1617

    *2020 Officially Dutch's Year!*

  • @CircumcisedUnicorn
    @CircumcisedUnicorn Před 3 lety +985

    Coronavirus had to take a 4 week break after getting infected by Dutchavelli

    • @exposedcrash8604
      @exposedcrash8604 Před 3 lety +1

      Digga d just got robbed by Russ & S1 czcams.com/video/ChwAf98Uj0c/video.html & no it’s not clickbait lol😂

    • @sandeepmgr14
      @sandeepmgr14 Před 3 lety +3

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @ryanolsen294
      @ryanolsen294 Před 3 lety +1

      @Greg Turner English pls lol

    • @bigstufoodreview3588
      @bigstufoodreview3588 Před 3 lety +1

      @Greg Turner shut up greg

    • @jorden4z233
      @jorden4z233 Před 3 lety

      Woah czcams.com/video/X0fZAo4dPQA/video.html

  • @3TCETRA
    @3TCETRA Před 3 lety +499

    Legend has it Dutch once strangled a man with a wireless charger

    • @princevegeta9763
      @princevegeta9763 Před 3 lety +3

      Strangled a teenage girl with suttin else tho...

    • @3TCETRA
      @3TCETRA Před 3 lety +3

      @@princevegeta9763 why he even getting cancelled what he do?

    • @gala-8407
      @gala-8407 Před 3 lety +3

      @@3TCETRA for helping some girl and everyone thought he’s a nonce

    • @kacperrynkowska2226
      @kacperrynkowska2226 Před 3 lety +1

      Haha I guess supposedly mean too laugh now wirelessly I ammmmmmmmm

    • @alexbailey2414
      @alexbailey2414 Před 3 lety +1

      @@3TCETRA a

  • @dubemmuoto9520
    @dubemmuoto9520 Před 3 lety +43

    Dutch is the kind of person that comes out of the womb and doesn't cry😂😂😂

  • @joshj4693
    @joshj4693 Před 3 lety +408

    When Dutch goes to court the judge has to sentence himself..

    • @asap9214
      @asap9214 Před 3 lety +8

      Doesn’t bang tbh

    • @elliottbridgeman4330
      @elliottbridgeman4330 Před 3 lety +2

      @Zuo Loe shut up

    • @joshj4693
      @joshj4693 Před 3 lety +1

      @@asap9214 didn’t ask for your opinion tbh

    • @asap9214
      @asap9214 Před 3 lety

      @@joshj4693 didn’t say ask you to reply

    • @mittam1119
      @mittam1119 Před 3 lety

      @@joshj4693 i mean u tried too be funny in the comments so ppl will react too it lol

  • @sergeantjackson8730
    @sergeantjackson8730 Před 3 lety +1955

    Dutchavelli has a weird fascination towards undeveloped & very young females

    • @beno7695
      @beno7695 Před 3 lety +1

      czcams.com/video/MxVSVbmEhnQ/video.html

    • @FrancosOG
      @FrancosOG Před 3 lety +18

      @@beno7695 ur a goon mate

    • @exposedcrash8604
      @exposedcrash8604 Před 3 lety

      Digga d just got robbed by Russ & S1 czcams.com/video/ChwAf98Uj0c/video.html & no it’s not clickbait lol😂

    • @dafyvahijzeuihfeuiz2158
      @dafyvahijzeuihfeuiz2158 Před 3 lety +16

      over used m8 was Funny first 100 times

    • @zarbon8567
      @zarbon8567 Před 3 lety +8

      When he was born he drove his mum back from hospital

  • @furrr2305
    @furrr2305 Před 3 lety +542

    This guy eats Doritos vertically.

  • @jayden.2590
    @jayden.2590 Před 3 lety +84

    When dutchavelli moved out he said to his dad “ your the man of the house now “

    • @kmorkarma
      @kmorkarma Před 3 lety

      Stolen

    • @jayden.2590
      @jayden.2590 Před 3 lety

      @@kmorkarma ?

    • @kmorkarma
      @kmorkarma Před 3 lety

      @@jayden.2590 U stole that joke

    • @kuyakaru9557
      @kuyakaru9557 Před 3 lety

      Gotta be honest Chiraq drill is way better even though up drill is goated but does uk have a King Von Memo 600 G herbo or a Lil durk

    • @mariolisa2832
      @mariolisa2832 Před 3 lety

      That line is soo old...

  • @kingaufswag
    @kingaufswag Před 3 lety +378

    When Dutchavelli gets arrested, he puts the handcuffs on the officer's hands

    • @bigpock3258
      @bigpock3258 Před 3 lety +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Jaylorius
      @Jaylorius Před 3 lety

      Aight👌 but bro can you tell me how you feel about my new song m.czcams.com/video/WeJO54VC7BM/video.html !

    • @jorden4z233
      @jorden4z233 Před 3 lety

      Woah czcams.com/video/X0fZAo4dPQA/video.html

  • @abszm8736
    @abszm8736 Před 3 lety +666

    Duch calls 999 and tells them what's their emergency.

    • @Jaylorius
      @Jaylorius Před 3 lety

      Aight👌 but bro can you tell me how you feel about my new song m.czcams.com/video/WeJO54VC7BM/video.html !

    • @Radiant100
      @Radiant100 Před 3 lety

      Vote to my community post And I'll do a face reveal

    • @ernestasantanavicius9391
      @ernestasantanavicius9391 Před 3 lety +4

      underrated coment

    • @jorden4z233
      @jorden4z233 Před 3 lety

      Woah czcams.com/video/X0fZAo4dPQA/video.html

    • @silentp57
      @silentp57 Před 3 lety +1

      😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣LEGENDDD

  • @MRLCSisamazing
    @MRLCSisamazing Před 3 lety +27

    Dutchavellli doesn’t need a beat, the beat needs him

  • @erblad1281
    @erblad1281 Před 3 lety +71

    When Dutches phone rings at the cinema they pause the film and wait for him to finish his call

  • @Nope-ll2od
    @Nope-ll2od Před 3 lety +108

    The dutchevelli comments killing me😂😂

  • @JuicyMagicTV98
    @JuicyMagicTV98 Před 3 lety +1668

    Dutchavelli: how much is that Ice Watch
    Icebox: £65,000.00
    Dutchavelli: It’s now 0.000.00

    • @sos7068
      @sos7068 Před 3 lety +68

      That was shit

    • @JohnDoe-lj3ph
      @JohnDoe-lj3ph Před 3 lety +14

      Not funny

    • @jorden4z233
      @jorden4z233 Před 3 lety

      Woah czcams.com/video/X0fZAo4dPQA/video.html

    • @Aa-wq3ef
      @Aa-wq3ef Před 3 lety +1

      @Greg Turner I get ur point but religion has nothing to do with it

    • @MyNameIsOpTimized720
      @MyNameIsOpTimized720 Před 3 lety +3

      @Greg Turner
      Most of these rappers and everyone else in the entertainment industry are just puppets but, actions that leads to hell? Your God punishes someone for eternity for a mistake they made in one life time 🤣

  • @sufikram
    @sufikram Před 3 lety +30

    When dutch goes to court the judge has the right to remain silent

  • @dannynedelko4752
    @dannynedelko4752 Před 3 lety +68

    When dutch was a kid he gave his parents pocket money

  • @nathanjena8749
    @nathanjena8749 Před 3 lety +651

    This guy came out of nowhere now he's dominating the scene

    • @drillershd9300
      @drillershd9300 Před 3 lety +16

      He’s the definition of underdog

    • @marcusmcg9083
      @marcusmcg9083 Před 3 lety +61

      He’s not come out of nowhere he’s Stefflon dons brother he’s an industry plant

    • @joshbrown5445
      @joshbrown5445 Před 3 lety +4

      You mad

    • @officialic1
      @officialic1 Před 3 lety +16

      He’s been about for years

    • @frizkymusic
      @frizkymusic Před 3 lety +28

      He came out of prison and the same woman Steff London came out of...
      *2 major things which helped him gain the spotlight 🤣🤝*

  • @saifm16
    @saifm16 Před 3 lety +156

    Dutch needs to do a video where he sees all the CZcams comments
    That would be so funny!

    • @exposedcrash8604
      @exposedcrash8604 Před 3 lety

      Digga d just got robbed by Russ & S1 czcams.com/video/ChwAf98Uj0c/video.html & no it’s not clickbait lol😂

    • @JK-vs5vp
      @JK-vs5vp Před 3 lety +1

      @Exposed Crash SYM 🤣

  • @seanlynch4191
    @seanlynch4191 Před 3 lety +26

    Dutch was the first and only person to ever break a Nokia

  • @ddm6779
    @ddm6779 Před 3 lety +16

    Can’t believe man like Dutch is moving noncey...

    • @mariamsaleh3053
      @mariamsaleh3053 Před 3 lety

      He cleared his name and explained still

    • @BaconJets
      @BaconJets Před 3 lety +4

      @@mariamsaleh3053 You believe him? All he said is the feds would nab him, but we all know they don't care about kids.

  • @thanosdimitropoulos
    @thanosdimitropoulos Před 3 lety +634

    Dutch has a bear carpet in his bed. It's not dead. It's just afraid to move

  • @nasnas
    @nasnas Před 3 lety +1339

    I’m here for the comments

    • @js7340
      @js7340 Před 3 lety +23

      I’m here for the tune rudeboy

    • @ryaanzuze4325
      @ryaanzuze4325 Před 3 lety +2

      Same

    • @nasnas
      @nasnas Před 3 lety +6

      @@js7340 ever heard of spotify

    • @reecegraves3738
      @reecegraves3738 Před 3 lety +2

      J __ 😂😂

    • @reecegraves3738
      @reecegraves3738 Před 3 lety +3

      J __ man said he’s here for the comments he really think he did something there

  • @alanjaison5782
    @alanjaison5782 Před 3 lety +34

    Ductchavelli the type of Don to give demons sleep paralysis.

  • @SphexYT
    @SphexYT Před 3 lety +577

    imagine cheating on this guys future daughter

  • @ruhan1upp
    @ruhan1upp Před 3 lety +353

    Dealer: That bag cost £9.99
    Dutch: That bag cost *Zero Zero*

  • @molotovcocktail8881
    @molotovcocktail8881 Před 3 lety +413

    if the a 10 warthog was a man

    • @exposedcrash8604
      @exposedcrash8604 Před 3 lety

      Digga d just got robbed by Russ & S1 czcams.com/video/ChwAf98Uj0c/video.html & no it’s not clickbait lol😂😭

    • @WELLZY_
      @WELLZY_ Před 3 lety +1

      Cringe

    • @shamzsix6
      @shamzsix6 Před 3 lety +3

      @@WELLZY_ no

  • @samimayne868
    @samimayne868 Před 3 lety +137

    Omg bro that bit at the beginning where the feds are asking the little boy who the nonce is and little man's scared to point out its Dutch 😂😂😂 noooo I'm crying

  • @wkha6524
    @wkha6524 Před 3 lety +2

    that red jacket is iconic now

  • @ProdbyLJS
    @ProdbyLJS Před 3 lety +136

    When Dutch buys something from the shop he asks them if they want a receipt

  • @crazycirca26
    @crazycirca26 Před 3 lety +102

    Dutchavelli album to save 2020 🔥

    • @exposedcrash8604
      @exposedcrash8604 Před 3 lety

      Digga d just got robbed by Russ & S1 czcams.com/video/ChwAf98Uj0c/video.html & no it’s not clickbait lol😂

    • @aarthshrivastav610
      @aarthshrivastav610 Před 3 lety +2

      Underated comment😂😂😂

    • @MAI-ok2fe
      @MAI-ok2fe Před 3 lety +2

      Dont forget Dappy’s EP to come aswell

    • @TK-zz1je
      @TK-zz1je Před 3 lety +3

      @@MAI-ok2fe naar dappy is dead

    • @AlecPowell93
      @AlecPowell93 Před 3 lety +1

      @@MAI-ok2fe lol that a joke yeah

  • @engritbodlli349
    @engritbodlli349 Před 3 lety +17

    Dutch is the type of guy to protect his bodyguards.

  • @cgreferee3429
    @cgreferee3429 Před rokem +2

    this was 2yrs ago how can one human be this mfkin cold, forever the best in the industry.

  • @Sharks3000
    @Sharks3000 Před 3 lety +181

    Dutch changes pounds into euros using his own conversion rate

    • @exposedcrash8604
      @exposedcrash8604 Před 3 lety

      Digga d just got robbed by Russ & S1 czcams.com/video/ChwAf98Uj0c/video.html & no it’s not clickbait lol😂

    • @jorden4z233
      @jorden4z233 Před 3 lety

      Woah czcams.com/video/X0fZAo4dPQA/video.html

  • @searic3203
    @searic3203 Před 3 lety +103

    This guy is one of the quickest to blow up this year, pure talent

    • @exposedcrash8604
      @exposedcrash8604 Před 3 lety

      Digga d just got robbed by Russ & S1 czcams.com/video/ChwAf98Uj0c/video.html & no it’s not clickbait lol😂l

    • @krugga400
      @krugga400 Před 3 lety +4

      You know Dutch has been in the game for a decade now

    • @unknownrealist5374
      @unknownrealist5374 Před 3 lety

      @@krugga400 How come no one knew him from then tho

    • @krugga400
      @krugga400 Před 3 lety

      @@unknownrealist5374 I wouldn’t say everybody

    • @unknownrealist5374
      @unknownrealist5374 Před 3 lety

      @@krugga400 Even tho he was about from time he didn’t release much tunes did he

  • @treezy8904
    @treezy8904 Před 2 lety +1

    Zero..Zero..Zero wait!...its a vibe

  • @emilisgustas986
    @emilisgustas986 Před 3 lety +48

    Dutch gives his dad his clothes when he grows out of them

  • @drippy7398
    @drippy7398 Před 3 lety +161

    if Dutchavelli step into your house its not your house anymore

  • @jondomi3027
    @jondomi3027 Před 3 lety +32

    The price of that red jacket just increased 💯

  • @seanlynch4191
    @seanlynch4191 Před 3 lety +304

    When Dutch met John Cena he could see him

  • @twentyyeiht7395
    @twentyyeiht7395 Před 3 lety +4

    yall delusional if you think this mans cancelled

  • @ZhuluZealot
    @ZhuluZealot Před 3 lety +112

    When dutch was younger his parents asked him if he wanted them to move out.

  • @abdulkhan4612
    @abdulkhan4612 Před 3 lety +309

    Dutchavelli use to ground his parents when he was being naughty

    • @exposedcrash8604
      @exposedcrash8604 Před 3 lety

      Digga d just got robbed by Russ & S1 czcams.com/video/ChwAf98Uj0c/video.html & no it’s not clickbait lol😂😭😂😂

    • @Oxinm
      @Oxinm Před 3 lety +3

      Pretty sure he has respect for his fam

    • @ralphcooper8650
      @ralphcooper8650 Před 3 lety

      @@exposedcrash8604 too much time you lad

    • @adamldn6819
      @adamldn6819 Před 3 lety +1

      My akh how do u know about getting grounded sounds white washed 😂😂

    • @jorden4z233
      @jorden4z233 Před 3 lety

      Woah czcams.com/video/X0fZAo4dPQA/video.html

  • @totheonesevensix5872
    @totheonesevensix5872 Před 2 lety +3

    Anyone else realise that Dutchavelli re-inacted a old school scene from A bronx tale at the start with the lineup and godfellas in the ending boot scene .

  • @mikeinweh9633
    @mikeinweh9633 Před 3 lety +41

    When this guy was in school, teachers studied him.

    • @Cameron-km4xs
      @Cameron-km4xs Před 3 lety +3

      While he studied the first grade girls

    • @mozesswats3485
      @mozesswats3485 Před 3 lety +2

      @@Cameron-km4xs he ain’t nonce watch the video the messages didn’t add up g

  • @donmojela
    @donmojela Před 3 lety +136

    when dutch is late at school ,the teachers apologise for being too early

  • @UnknownPerson-yx2sb
    @UnknownPerson-yx2sb Před 3 lety +58

    A gun was arrested for having its fingerprints all over Dutchavelli

    • @Ln384
      @Ln384 Před 3 lety +4

      dutchavelli was arrested for leaving fingerprints on a minor

  • @marinostsl2269
    @marinostsl2269 Před 3 lety +6

    Dutch died yesterday, thank god he feels better today.

  • @darkman3663
    @darkman3663 Před 3 lety +153

    When dutchavelli goes to someone's house, he says welcome.

  • @mostophor9638
    @mostophor9638 Před 3 lety +23

    Dutch once missed 2 days at school . They are now called Saturday and Sunday

  • @motivate7865
    @motivate7865 Před 3 lety +5

    Legend has it that dutch threw a rock into space...its now known as the moon.

  • @truth952
    @truth952 Před 3 lety +21

    00 wait no 14 😂😂😂

  • @marwankamel9813
    @marwankamel9813 Před 3 lety +53

    Can we appreciate the quality of this video? The production, fits, everything, Dutch really leveling up still 👑🔥

    • @exposedcrash8604
      @exposedcrash8604 Před 3 lety

      Digga d just got robbed by Russ & S1 czcams.com/video/ChwAf98Uj0c/video.html & no it’s not clickbait lol😂😭

    • @sandygorton7435
      @sandygorton7435 Před 3 lety +1

      Filmed at Hexton manor sick location

  • @northsface717
    @northsface717 Před 3 lety +385

    Boris Johnson: The whole uk is in lockdown except Dutchavelli

    • @Dinobravo1995
      @Dinobravo1995 Před 3 lety +13

      Soon to b the other way round

    • @samo7421
      @samo7421 Před 3 lety +9

      Yeah gov loves to let nonces roam freely.

  • @brandonburner_
    @brandonburner_ Před 3 lety +4

    Its tradition to come here every once in a while

  • @SamKabiru
    @SamKabiru Před 3 lety +7

    This album goes hard🔥🔥🇰🇪

  • @zayneglenister2936
    @zayneglenister2936 Před 3 lety +23

    Dutch is the artist of the year.

  • @hassanmazza1831
    @hassanmazza1831 Před 3 lety +755

    When dutchavelli went to a feminist rally, he came back with a ironed shirt and a sandwich

    • @justpaton6991
      @justpaton6991 Před 3 lety +41

      And when he got back his house was clean

    • @guyo1
      @guyo1 Před 3 lety +51

      LOOOOOOOOOOL THIS IS THE BEST ONE I’VE EVER SEEN😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @ikennachukwuezi1640
      @ikennachukwuezi1640 Před 3 lety

      😂😂

    • @elijahza6682
      @elijahza6682 Před 3 lety +1

      Lmfaoo 🤣🤣🤣

    • @tiidres1656
      @tiidres1656 Před 3 lety +3

      😂😂😂 this one takes it all

  • @akdnasliufkasbvdkuad
    @akdnasliufkasbvdkuad Před 3 lety +2

    The dark is afraid of Dutch

  • @dekl0l
    @dekl0l Před 3 lety +5

    touchayunggelli

  • @kibbylavibe5495
    @kibbylavibe5495 Před 3 lety +72

    When Dutch gets pulled over the cops arrest themselves

  • @Worldofconspiracy
    @Worldofconspiracy Před 3 lety +364

    Dutchavelli went to a gay pride once, and turned everyone straight.

  • @NoNo-fp8iy
    @NoNo-fp8iy Před 3 lety +26

    When dutchavelli was born the priest christened his parents

  • @Jack-yl8jx
    @Jack-yl8jx Před 3 lety +5

    Man coulda had anyone.

    • @TKEXv3.4
      @TKEXv3.4 Před 3 lety

      Dutchavelli diss track
      soundcloud.app.goo.gl/6dJaYJPQvPrHbYmw5

    • @suttinmarks15
      @suttinmarks15 Před 3 lety +4

      But chose a underage girl

  • @talhamalik5567
    @talhamalik5567 Před 3 lety +83

    When Dutch was a child he used to make his parents sit in the booster seat in the car

  • @visuallemonade6119
    @visuallemonade6119 Před 3 lety +49

    Americans: *if you misbehave the boogie man is gonna come and get you*
    UK; *don't misbehave bruv dutchavelli is gonna getchu*

    • @ak-9295
      @ak-9295 Před 3 lety +1

      Ermmmmm

    • @afeef8502
      @afeef8502 Před 3 lety +5

      definitely dont misbehave if ur a minor, dutch will defo come and get u

    • @flapz3868
      @flapz3868 Před 3 lety +1

      this didnt age well

    • @visuallemonade6119
      @visuallemonade6119 Před 3 lety

      @@flapz3868 what happened??

  • @smartboon
    @smartboon Před 3 lety +11

    Dutch don’t always come late to church, you only see him late.

  • @iknowimwrongbut7962
    @iknowimwrongbut7962 Před 3 lety +7

    Dutchavelli gave his dad the puberty talk

  • @ensosaa
    @ensosaa Před 3 lety +42

    When Dutch goes to the barbers, he doesn’t pay the barber...
    The barber pays him.

  • @txmmxk7192
    @txmmxk7192 Před 3 lety +99

    Dutch told his parents it was about time for them to leave the house

  • @baanderson8943
    @baanderson8943 Před 3 lety +3

    The red jacket is his signature 🔥💯

  • @dennisbergkamp640
    @dennisbergkamp640 Před 3 lety +3

    Career is finished velli

  • @ajabass6226
    @ajabass6226 Před 3 lety +9

    Once Dutch was late for school...the whole school was punished for being early

  • @huhuhaha5827
    @huhuhaha5827 Před 3 lety +19

    Album is just fire🔥🔥🔥🔥 I‘ll call you back best Song no🧢

  • @inactiveloollll646
    @inactiveloollll646 Před 3 lety +89

    when he gets a question wrong on a test the teacher aplogises for asking stupid questions

  • @armanhussain8381
    @armanhussain8381 Před 3 lety +6

    We need Dutch to be the next villain in Top Boy

  • @euaneagle1805
    @euaneagle1805 Před 3 lety +12

    Once Dutch missed two days of school, these days are now Saturday and Sunday.

  • @Mkdwellar
    @Mkdwellar Před 3 lety +4

    This mixtape a show of versatility and how far the man moved. Proper piece of work that don't define but paves a way. Difficult to say any less than ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

  • @matiasssssssss
    @matiasssssssss Před 3 lety +4

    When dutch crosses the street, the street looks left and right

  • @tahmidhussain90
    @tahmidhussain90 Před 3 lety +3

    Knowing Dutch he probably actually killed the guy at 2:11

  • @euaneagle1805
    @euaneagle1805 Před 3 lety +25

    When Dutch uses a lie detector machine, the machine confesses everything.

  • @avoid4.07
    @avoid4.07 Před 3 lety +8

    When Dutch was born he was creating a party for himself

  • @nunuonroad9969
    @nunuonroad9969 Před 3 lety +6

    This guy is so talented man

  • @posterboy9798
    @posterboy9798 Před 3 lety +10

    See Dutch in the yard in HMP Elmley last year and to see how he’s focused and blown up and taking the rap game by storm is inspiring! 👏🏾🙌🏾💯 salute!

  • @alizym-rn9cv
    @alizym-rn9cv Před 3 lety +7

    When Dutch switches of the light downstairs, darkness runs upstairs

  • @mikeinweh9633
    @mikeinweh9633 Před 3 lety +4

    When this guy cries he doesn’t even cry, the tears just try to escape him

  • @ECFashion1
    @ECFashion1 Před 3 lety +4

    Can’t lie this mans a beast he’s showing a lot of rappers up! I could name a dozen that can’t touch his name right now he’s got part of the UK rap game in a chokehold never expected it

  • @chair718
    @chair718 Před 3 lety +4

    Legend says, Dutch is still counting the zeros.

  • @tmg_sav209
    @tmg_sav209 Před 3 lety +4

    Dutch actually has no bad songs it’s mad 🤯

  • @MrFDan1
    @MrFDan1 Před 3 lety +20

    On the wing like Jimmy Saville

  • @athulpaul967
    @athulpaul967 Před 3 lety +3

    Accidents don't happen to Dutchavelli, Dutchavelli happens to accidents.

  • @mjw5587
    @mjw5587 Před 3 lety +3

    Dutchavelli don’t tie his shoe laces they tie themselves 🔥

  • @felixsabu6689
    @felixsabu6689 Před 3 lety +4

    Coming back from school to hear this is the best feeling🔥🔥