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ăăăăĄă In the line before he says he paid 500 for a brand new shotgun, then he compares it to Dave and Headie Oneâs song where they say they paid 1800 for a new gun. Heâs basically saying Headie One got ripped off and that no one could overcharge him like that.
Death once had a near Dutchavelli experience
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Teeeeeeeeaaaaars!
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Yo I think this one of the best ones
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Boris asked me how many times have I been outside
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Best comment and the tune ainât even out
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Dutch needs to do a video of him reacting to the comments on his videos đđđ
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Best idea ever!!
Nigga you dare to tell dutchavelli what he needs to do ??!
@@KING-ck4dd we can now he has been exposed for texting a 14 yo
@@Goldenxbih that wasnt last week though mate
Dutchavelli is the type of guy to stab someone in a paintball match to save ammo
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This better than top comment
Bad man tings
Apparently this guy hasnât got a house key because he boots his door off every time he comes back
R M saw the same comment on an Abra vid lol
Your Mother who asked?
Maximilian Jay Lowe yeah canât lie I saw it on some fb post after his interview went around
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And then kicks the door back on to close it
In school teachers had to raise their hands up to talk to Dutchavelli.
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I think ur talkin about zlatan
Johnny Miah
All these Zlatan jokes applied to Dutchavelli .. Just stop
Dutch's Air Force are too scared to crease
Looool
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Dutch doesnât dial the wrong number, you answered the wrong phone.
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K I N G seriously itâs mad đđ like wtf
Lmao, these comments are killing me. Nutters.
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dude this is the funniest comment i ever seen on youtube NO FUCKING LIE . BLESS u
Dutchavelli the person who would bring a real gun to a paintball match
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This guy the type of guy to tell his barber he donât like his trim with chest
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You gotta have massive bollocks to say that to ur barber
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When Dutchavelli was born he held his mother in his arms
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When dutchavelli goes to a restaurant the waiter gives *him* the tip
PAUSEEE!!!!
wait what does he give him ???????????
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i think you meant a tip and not the tip *I HOPE*
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Dutchavelli gets surrounded by 20 people and tells them âyouâre surroundedâ
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Nah this is probably the funniest comment ive seen since lockdown đđ
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The Fendi scarf is proud to be wearing dutchavelli.
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Saeed Osman word
Is scared to wear*
Shout out MO3. Rap God
When Dutch takes his dog for a walk at the park, his dog tells people that Dutchavelli doesn't bite
Jajjajaj
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Dutchavelli dun took off HAM ON THIS RIGHT HERE! a u t h e n t I c v i e w s dun took his career off 2 the next level fr fr no cap
A song with him and Pop Smoke would be the most lit shit ever
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@@akhanio2024 shut the fuck up you moist yute
Pop smoke got popped smoked
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this guy sounds like what black air forces would sound like
LOOOL
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Dutchavelli doesnât flush the toilet, he just scares the shit out of it
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When Dutchavelli was born, man drove his Dad & Marj home from the hospital.
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Imam Santa its stolen thats why
Dutchavelli is the one kid who actually gets up when the teacher asks him if he wants to teach the lesson
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When Dutchavelli turned 16 and left his family home, he turned to his dad and said "now you're the man of the house".
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That's a recycled Ibrahimovic line
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Dutch used to make the teachers stand in the corner in primary school.
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Dutch once uppercutted a horse, that was the first giraffe ever to form
Imagine if he made a tune with Abra and popsmoke if he was alive, just hella deep voices loool
Nah Striker or Fidel Castro (y.acg)
If you're talking American artists, you can add G Herbo & Lil Bibby too.
Omg him and popsmoke thođ„”đ„thatâd be a banger stilllll
@Bikel Tyron True, but he does do drill. Pop Smoke doesn't do grime either, that's a UK thing.
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When Dutchavelli comes to your house he gives you the WiFi password
Hypebeast Tips hahaha
@Izi Ugbiyobo đđđđđđđđđđđđSome jokeman
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Dutchavelli the type of person that makes Florida man seem normal
đđđđđđșđžđșđžđșđžđșđž lol Dutch scary but idk bro . Florida is on a diff level
@@zacmiles5342 im from tampa trust hell fit rite in with my gs
dutch looks like he makes the onion cry
When he stubs his toe he ask the door if itâs okay
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Nah he shoots the door
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He sounds like he hit puberty when he was born.
Maybe even earlier
daire roe in his motherâs womb
fuck you when he was in his daâs balls bro
Nah puberty didnât hit him he hit puberty
@@cpollard9994 dude ahaha
0:59 âgo sleep with the baddest shawty, feds at the door I didnât know she was fourteenâ awhhhh
Chill Lmao
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@@tsv1p3r86 innit
When Dutch was a kid and would visit his grandparents, he would tell them stories before sleep.
Parents in 2020 telling there kids "go to sleep before dutchavelli comes"
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Dutchavelliâs girl: daddy can you pass me the sauce?
Dad: yeah sure
Dutchavelli: she was talking to me
Dad: yes daddy
Woooow
Wtf đđđ am dead
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I'm fucking dead đđ
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It's been three years and I still crave for this song đ
What a gay adjective
@@YMBinLaden thatâs the way you see it
Dutchavelli the type of person to give the driving instructor driving lessons.
Surely he will be the new villain on Top Boy. Surely surely.
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Villain đ it's not fucking batman đ
But can he act?
Zoltan âvillanâđđ
I stopped Dutchavelli the other day & he left me with a caution
Well done mate he shouted u out on his insta storyđđđŻ
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He pulled ME over the other day đ€Ż
I stopped Mr Dutchavelli to conduct a breathyliser test. Luckily I wasn't driving over the limit and we had a quick friendly chat. Nice chap
dutchavelli the type of guy who can do a wheelie on a unicycle :)
dutchavelli gives his parents the "watch when we get home" look
before the boogieman goes to bed he checks his closet for dutchavelli
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âI just got two in a arm but I need me 100 bricks like bumpyâ đ„¶đ„¶đ„¶âïžyou a legend if you understood that bat
This song sound way better in 2021.
Dutchavelli really murdered someone just so he could get the police tent in the video
KrashRAIN fuck sake hahah
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@@YusuphYT what does that have with race??
killer shut up man go back to eating ya Lidl bread off the floor, srsly some man are dun out here
sounds like he drinks a pint of diesel with his cereal in the mornings
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That hard drill with that hard voice đŹđ§đ„
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Dutchavelli has some banger songs, thatâs one of them đ”đ„
Dutchavelli looks the final boss battle in games.
Swear someone said this in the comments in his last video
1 AlixxxX 1 dead
Last time Dutchavelli went to court he sentenced the judge to life
On the estate see the kids dem enter, If your mum asks where u bin dont tell her
Dutchavelli definitely drinks diesel and eats his opps.
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Man đđœââïžâ€ïžđŻ Dutchavelli is the best bruh.. All the way from Botswana, Botswana bruh you got a fan đ§đŒđ„đ„đ„đ„
I asked Dutch the other day
"Yo fam how many pull ups can you do "
He replied
"All of them "
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Dutchavelli gargles stones after heâs brushed his teeth
Ahahahaha this got me
Sol Butler gravel toot ass nigga
Dutchavelii is the person that makes u say sorry when he does something wrong
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When Dutch gets charged ,the judge pleads guilty
Dutchavelli actually sounds like batman if he was born in Hackneyđ
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UK Drill News Drill freestyle
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He's like the pop smoke of the UK in term of unique voice
Mtl68W S this guy would actually pop smoke if mans ran through his yard
i play this song everyday. never gets old. "only if you knew" too
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This is the thanos of London lol , and he doesnât need stones.
FAAAACTS
Mark Ndugga na CB Is the thanos of London
Burner*
CB 7th is Thanos , ain't no maybe ifs or buts đ€·đœââïž
Bum lickas
"A thousand grams in the presser, one phone call that's going up Leicester...."
Too hard man!
Is presser a automatic car?
@@crrofts ....No not quite, I've checked for you in the Cambridge Dictionary.
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Someone whose job is to make clothes smooth by ironing them....
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@@fahema4612 Don't worry about it
L W please I wanna know
Surely Surely, the girl on my left that's *less than 14*
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@@user-yn4rk2uw6r 2 years too late to the party my man
whos still listening to this in 2021? đ„đ„đ„
Dutch sounds like heâs never drank water and eats cigarettes for breakfast, lunch and dinner
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Carlton superkings
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@@squeeze4peas Marlboro Red, grandpa lungs
DUTCHAVELLI WILL LET BORIS KNOW WHEN HES ALLOWED TO LIFT THE LOCK DOWN .đ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł
Shush man
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This man is a real g. Can jus tell by the way he carries himself
LION IN THIS GAME
Here is a perfect example of quality over quantity.
Sure
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Heâs the type of guy that gives his barber a trim
Heâs the type of guy that tells the barber he doesnât like his trim
Thats the whole UK đŹđ§ for you
The most gangsta royal mail look I have ever seen.
â18 Hunna for the new rusty - I wish a man would try bump meâ too cold
I actually dunno what it means tho can u explain
ăăăăĄă In the line before he says he paid 500 for a brand new shotgun, then he compares it to Dave and Headie Oneâs song where they say they paid 1800 for a new gun. Heâs basically saying Headie One got ripped off and that no one could overcharge him like that.
Gotta respect that the whole country clapped for this bangers release lol đđ§šđ§š
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Bruh this man is on another level this song is to fire and his flow is straight platinum
This guy looks like he eats cigarettes and drinks screws đ€Ż
1 Entertainment TV no cap
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Just thank me later
1 Entertainment TV Drill freestyle
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surely this man is next up, and if he isn't we're all in trouble.
This tune is đ„đŻ
Bass comes in, I started smashing up my own gaff. Dutch u đ„
Seen 'Directed by Stefflon Don' and couldnt resist smiling. That's how a sis supports her bro.
I heard this guy doesn't do consign but he still comes back with like 2 at a time
This be Dutch hardest track no doubt
Big song man uk
Officer: is this youâre 1st jog of the day?
Dutchavelli: OF COURSE I LIED
He's the type of guy to make his air forces uncrease
Banger!!!! Man shouting the ends out yađš
keep it goin with the good work Dutch. you should be one of the greatest soon. luv from HAITI.
These premieres come like a lockdown concert
Dutch uses heâs hand instead of a teaspoon to take the tea bag out of the mug
I thought that's what you normally do LOL
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Mktheplug is a total animal with the beats. Gaddem.
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The Gun, apologised to Dutchavelli , for jamming.
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The gun would be too scared to jam
Dutchavelli left his dad so he didnât have to pay for his dads child support
*Dutch is the kind of guy who brings real guns to paintball match*
Dutch shots the music video.
Imagine Dutch and Pop Smoke on a track wouldâve been a mazza.
Coronavirus đŠ after entering Dutchavelliâs respiratory system..
âNaaaa Fam, im outâ
...you merely adopted the coronavirus. I was born in it, molded by it...
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Chris Pack'em (Tingwatch) BANE!!!đ
Dutchvelli is a geeâïžâïžđ
This guy sounds like he eats metal.
keyboard warriors cuz
@@jaypee6834 Shushhh
Jay Pee I would take that as a compliment tbh đ€·đœââïž
@@Gremlinstyle why??