Patrick Bateman being himself for about 12 minutes
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- čas přidán 29. 06. 2022
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thats it for my american psycho series, but i wanna touch more on other men like him soon
also dont take this video seriously. i know hes a literal psycho and murderer. i know no one should idolize him and i hope you reading this right now dont idolize him either. everything i post is a joke. i never take any of my videos seriously. even if you think it isnt funny to joke about 'sigma males' from films, whatever. you will never meet a person like that in real life. move on. there are bigger fish to fry than people who meme on this stuff. - Zábava
This is impossible. I just watched Patrick Bateman being himself for about 12 minutes, twice in London. Just 10 days ago.
Why isn't it possible
@@nonsensicalclaptrap5521 it’s just not
@@evanmontague9456 excuse me, i have to return some videotapes…
No…. you………… didn’t
@@evanmontague9456 10:07
Batman: Doesn’t kill
Bateman: Does nothing but kill
it’s so funny how similar the names are
Hahaahaha
You forgot his morning routine.
They also have the same actor
Bateman didn't kill anybody
The fact that he looks like he's hallucinating whenever he's in a social situation is oddly relatable.
What.
Literally me
Coke does that do you as well I guess
I’m autistic and I can relate lolol
I think because it is too much to process. I like to have full control of everything and when I'm in public I only have control of myself so I look away. If I cannot control the situation then I am very uncomfortable.
"Why not you stupid bastard!"
LMFAO, the way he delivers that line always cracks me up.
Same omg 😂I think it's his pronunciation
Hahaha same
He was mad asl he was the original crash out I stg
He was boutta delete that man right there😂💯🤣
The way he looked so disappointed when the woman didn’t know about Ted Bundy. 💀😭
I was just as disgusted. 😂
I'm confused because most woman are obsessed with serial killers and horoscopes 🤔
@@Tomas-ob7wr This was back before more serial killers were well-known. Think about how some bands aren’t as popular, but still exist. Now just make that band a killer.
@@Tomas-ob7wr *women
He felt guilt...
I’m adding “I’ve assessed the situation and I’ve decided im going to leave” to my everyday vocabulary
Where can I watch the full movie for free?
@@anpanmeow398 you cant legally
@@vergil2617 well
@@anpanmeow398 Pirate Bay
@@anpanmeow398 fmovies
American psycho is a comedy and no one can convince me otherwise
That's simply not possible
@@amadeusagripino6862 why isn't possible
@@googleaccount93 It's just not.
It’s a satirical movie with comedic elements. So you could argue it’s a dark comedy
It literally is.
Watching him scribble at the table like a child always makes me laugh
He just wants to fit in
He even brought the crucial red crayon. You know, for the blood!
same 😭
i never noticed how much salt he put on his steak that's the most psychotic thing in the movie
2:34 --> It's the way he does it. Not looking at all, tilted like 45° pointed upward, then shaking it awkwardly like he is throwing a mini bucket of water. It's hilariously unnatural and nonsensical. He only did it to mirror the detective, but his unyielding attention toward him made him not look. And I imagine the bizarre way is to illustrate his pathology, his lack of being like most ('normal') people, or maybe just the lack of attention.
@@ultrameticulous impressive, very nice, let's see paul allen salting a steak at an awkward 45° angle
He is gym goer he know what he is doing 😌
He imitated Defoes behaviour just to FIT IN!
Straight violated that steak
”I’ve assessed the situation and I’m going”
This movie is too funny man
It's a comedy film and nobody knows
@@strongarm8937 everyone knows, it's a horror comedy
Nothing funny at all.
This movie is one of my favourite horror comedies. Although if you find this movie entertaining/funny for the love of god don’t read the novel, there’s some heinous stuff in there…
Yeah ironically
I like how by the end Bateman is undoubtedly psyco regardless of whether he may or may not have killed anyone.
I love how he tells his secretary "I don't want to kill you" basically and her response is " Oooh but I like things ruff ;) "
Lmao, one of the most important scenes in the movie and youre also right, imagine the receptionist being like "oh but i like it rough" lmao, and then shes like ehh, maybe not too rough, ok ill go lol
“I-I’m in touch with humanity” breaks me every time
The most realistic quote
Ye love that one
Anyone know what movie is called where a guy keep dumping salt on his steak never stopping and when he runs out he grabs another salt shaker and keeps dumping until it's all gone and then he starts freaking out saying "I need more salt!!!"
what LOL
Time stamp
Impressive…, very Nice. Now let’s see Paul Allen’s version of being himself for 12 min
😐 My God, his video editing even has a watermark.
Paul Allen is being himself at home. You should look into it.
But then he'd have to kill us
@@frankcoley1537 Something wrong, Frank? You’re swearing.
@@kilgoretrout2046 His home obviously costs more since it overlooks Central Park.
something a lot people don't know about American Psycho was the fact this movie was supposed to be failure but instead it aged like fine wine and became one of the most well beloved movies of our era
How tf was it supposed to be a failure. That seems like a terrible reason to make a movie
@@liverpoolynwa9029 it bombed! It failed upon its release.
@@Allahu_Akbar_the_one English is not my first language but supposed doesn’t mean the same as expected right?
@@liverpoolynwa9029 You are correct, this person made a grammatical error.
I love how he just casually beams a woman for trying to save a cat😭
Patrick had the only real conversation of the movie with his receptionist. She actually asks about him and doesn’t just patiently wait to talk about herself like most of the characters
isnt he like regarded as a loser by a lot of people generally except his small friend group and his receptionist/girlfriend so it would make sense all the random business outings and detective stories and club interactions are fake
That's likley wy she led her live. A thank you for Genuine Human interaction. Maybe even the first off his entire Life.
@@seretith3513 that’s what i always thought too! protected her from himself, regardless of if the murders were actually committed or the fantasies of an overworked self absorbed businessman
@@smurfsmurf4502 I was never sure if they thought Bateman himself was a loser, or if that was just the way they always talked about one another when they aren’t in the same room. A lot of his coworkers have him confused with someone else the majority of the movie.
@@tycrane2539 good point
Look at that subtle, personalized editing. The tasteful flow of it. Oh my god, it even has the carton scene.
Impressive
Very nice
I don’t get it
@@user-pe2yx9kt4e mimicking the business card scene in the film
@@matthewosu2224 thank you so much! Finally saw that scene
To think that the execs didn't want him for this role. It was perfection as acting goes. Still my favorite role from him
Probably because they saw themselves in his performance.
@@LicoriceLain yeah most of them are sadists I'm sure.
The ending is brutal. No catharsis, his punishment eludes him. This confession means nothing.
It's actually so sad😢 Many people say it's a comedy, but not at all for me really. Patrick is sick and living in his own personal twisted hell. And you can see how it hurts him
i love how his inspiration for batemans manerisms was tom cruise lol
I thought it was Nicholas Cage from that vampire movie.
@@EUROPAMusicOfficialChannel Twas both.
cap, he watched a Jerma stream
@@colaspr1979 Baseball hat
They live in the same apartment building
This film makes me think that he could’ve easily been the joker instead of batman lol
Now that woulda been interesting
Batman who laughs
@@rqneo5361 he did laugh in the killing joke
@@mememan2344 picture a demented joker talking about how he’s going to return the videotapes where he shot and paralysed barbara gordon. And at another point christian bale joker sees batman who says: “hmm nice suit… wait wait don’t tell me… is that valentino couture?” And then christian bale joker proceeds to laugh maniacally for 10 years about the ironic statement batman just made
hmm would have been better, batman is kind of boring
i like how he pulled back, and spared his assistants life, shows he still has some humanity in him
shes didnt even know ted bundy, how could he kill someone who doesnt even fear him?
@@Franfran2424 he doesn’t kill because he wants them to fear him tho
@@Not_Clumzy exactly, he doesn’t kill people who genuinely like and acknowledge him
i feel that she’s the only person that he truly sort of cared for if that’s even possible
@@ottrhunter9486 i agree with you
It is interesting how he is so confident in keeping his secrets that he casually puts the thing up to her head without worrying about her turning around
2:36 I love how Patrick sees the detective putting salt on his steak and he puts down his fork and knife to do the same thing, trying to seem as normal as possible just mimicking how humans are supposed to act.
and he puts _way too much salt_ . Just an unholy amount of salt.
Good impressive now let's see pal Allen's comment
Fr the amount of details put into this movie, the dedication, this movie is gold fr
and I like how he doesn't look at the food while putting the salt on
The real question is how many people has the detective murdered because only a sick psychopath salts their steak after it's cooked.
I loved how they put the Green Goblin in this. That confirms American Psycho is MCU.
This is the moment Gorr became the American Psycho
He moved to Gotham City after this and changed his name.
@@sinistralhydra bale carried that film soooo hard
who is green goblin?
@@Allwin-lz6yj he at least tried dammit, same as Terminator Salvation.
Poor Patrick, he died a little inside when the girl did not recognize the name Ted Bundy 😆
I used to think Ted Bundy was a singer or a band name💀
@@-LetMeSleep-bruh you got me dying here😂🤣
"the girl" her name is jean 💀
Bale's Patrick Bateman is the greatest role of a narcissistic psychopath in a black comedy. Yes, there are great roles of murderers&psychopaths played by great actors, but I'm talking specifically about this combination - serial killer&psychopath in satire. Genius is often a person who sees smth which the rest of the world doesn't, right away. And Bale was one step ahead of everyone before the filming, on the set later, and after the release on the public world stage.
1. Before the movie, others said to Bale this role is career suicide, not seeing what he did - that the role is complex, unique, and great to play.
2. The rest of the cast didn't understand Bale's brilliant acting until they saw the finished movie. Bale knew how to play it on day 1. He himself described it as an 'acting teacher's nightmare' style. It was the performance of the performance. Brilliant because there was nothing 'not planned', instinctive about Bateman.
3. Then m0ronic critics (honorable exception was legendary Robert Ebert) were whining abt violence and sex, not understanding one thing about the brilliant satire. And Bale understood it all from the start.
This public's stupidity & the indie character of this movie, without any PR machine behind it, was probably the reason why Bale was criminally overlooked by the Oscars. His performance as Bateman is just a masterpiece. He mixed craziness, fun, and ridiculousness at the same time so well.
Hey is this a raincoat?
Yes it is!
“This is nicer than your other apartment”
“Well, it’s not THAT nice”
God damn that's a fine username sir
Where can I watch the full movie for free?
She chose death
@@anpanmeow398 you can rent it for 3 dollars, don't be a cheapskate
@@holliswilliams8426 haha I've found an alternative already. Thanks tho
Christian Bale was 25 years old when he played in this classical, excellent movie. Quite impressive to have this maturity at this age.
You could say Christian Bale killed this role.
Yes very quiet, quiet indeed.
@@dopeinfertility english isn't my native tongue...
he was already starring in movies in his teens. Man had been a legend
Impressive, very nice, now let's see how old Paul Allen was when he acted in this movie
6:04 this is actually hilarious 😂😂
the fact that he is a british individual is very much impressive
I'm on the verge of tears by the time I saw the notification of this video, since I'm positive he wouldn't put the "put it in the cartoon" scene... but he puts, and relief washes over me in an awesome wave.
why is everyone saying cartoon 💀
Where can I watch the full movie for free?
@@hey-ek1rv idk man😂
@@anpanmeow398 soap2day
@@literalfucktard ohh Thank you!
"You're not terribly important to me." Who knew my dad would use that exact line to me and my mom?
You’re a child of divorce, give yourself a break!
@@raghead3400 Actually I've been abandoned. Being a child of divorce means that your parents talked to you and said they don't want to be together but you'll see both of them as much as possible. My dad opened the door and left and we never saw him again.
@@thedarkcriminal1658 ah shit he went to get the milk... I am so sorry you had to go through that.
@@thedarkcriminal1658 same here. Just fuck them. Their loss
@@thedarkcriminal1658 Its all your fault I left you. You and your mother annoyed me greatly.
1:24 was a fucking jumpscare christ
hes a very well written character
He's such a dork. Such a boring, spineless light-weight.
Love the fact that eveyone mistakes each other for other people so even when he is trying to come clean he can't. Such a brilliant layer to the film.
thats not why he cant come clean though, he just didnt kill anyone. Paul allen is proven to still be alive in London, all the bodies he left in paul allens apartment suddenly disappeared, he went on a killing spree shooting everyone in sight and blowing up police cars with zero repercussions and no one acknowledging it the next day. it showed his meds on the counter in one shot and makes it very clear he is imagining it all- like the chainsaw scene. lots of unrealistic scenes because its not real.
My interpretation was his lawyer was protecting him, pretending he never had the convo, creating an alibi for him. The apartment was cleaned and it was covered up to protect the porperty value.
@@ub3rfr3nzy94 That's a good lawyer.
@@ub3rfr3nzy94 This is simply not possible. Why isnt it possible? Its just not. Bateman was just psycho and imagined everything in his head.
@@kurrygan actually no. The director confirmed it was not all in his head and it was not their intention to make people think that
It’s probably the funniest performance in movie history. He’s so, so, *so* good. It’s almost unreal.
i laughed so much, how was he saying some of those lines without laughing
Laughing at tragedies. Wow. Wait and hopefully you will find some 'Patrick' in real life, scumbags.
Because sociopathic Scientologists reedited.
I believe Christian Bale is the best actor of our time
You’ve never watched the movie, have you
Bale's maturity & brilliance in this role is not that surprising if you know a little bit about Bale's life. Christian had very unusual parents and upbringing, his family has seen quite a few things. This means that the child has contact with various people and environments from the beginning and can analyze the entire spectrum of human behavior.
His grandfather was an RAF pilot, his father for a time a commercial pilot, then he had his own business, then he was also an activist in various fields. The whole family moved around the world, and they had a nomadic lifestyle. Christian's mother was a circus dancer and clown! Christian grew up in a circus. In a circus you have contact with acting all the time, it's all about performance, and you live with interesting people who know life. Acting appears to be Bale's destiny. He simply changed one circus for another, one stage for a larger and more spectacular one - the world of film and Hollywood.
I'll tell you , i dont know how Bale does it with his devotion to roles, but the guy ACTUALLY looked 12 years old in Empire of the Sun, ive never seen anything like it!
9:17 I thought that was Homelander 😝
He’s fantastic. Such a weird, unsettling performance.
I actually felt a bit ill after watching the film, it was funny but also disturbing
The "NO PUT IT IN THE CARTOON" always gets me😂💀💀
carton
Lmao the sudden change of color scheme killed me
Literally experienced someone just like this!
I love Saturday morning cartons
What cartoon are you talking about 🤔😎
still holds up as one of the more disturbing performances of all time. even when i was watching it back in the day it left such an impression. just fascinating. it's like a demon wearing a human suit that's malfuncitoning. just collapsing inward on itself. lol. but really it's just an exagerated version of these fake psychos that run our world. the gorillaz song is a nice touch. lol.
Interesting analogy, I like it
THE CAT SCENE GETS ME EVERY TIME 7:07
You know something bad is gonna happen when he starts talking about a music album
Sorry, Huey's too black sounding for me.
Huey Lewis and Phil Collins.
Patrick says he’s on a diet yet he has ice cream in his fridge.
Keeps it for women
Icecream in the FRIDGE?
@@alexanderstyrlander7991 could be a cold fridge
It’s sorbet
Now let’s see Paul Allen’s fridge
The facial expressions are so hilarious in this movie
I swear Patrick Bateman has such a memerific face 24/7!
Omg he’s so quirky
Ikr ^w^
He just a quirked up white boi goated with the sauce bussin it down sexual style
that's one word for it
Let's see Paul Allen's quirks
@@amadeusagripino6862 i looked up his quirks,they’re mind blowing
A couple of thoughts: "The point" isn't whether what happens in the movie is real or not, but that it basically doesn't matter either way. Patrick *could* be a stock broker with an over-active imagination, he could be an actual homicidal maniac, - the end result is basically the same either way: the world he inhabits is so utterly venal; so massively superficial and inhuman that he will never EVER face any consequences whatsoever for what he does, he is so utterly insulated from any repercussions for any of his monstrous actions, that he will never have the catharsis of being truly discovered as the ridiculous monster he actually is. He will never be punished, no matter how deeply he secretly desires it: Because Patrick is basically in hell.
I woukd argue that this is a metaphor for Wall Street etc in general. They crash the economy and ruin lives, but are rarely held accountable for spreading this misery.
Exactly. Who even knows if he killed Paul Allen, it could've been someone else
Exactly he admires Ted bundy because he got to live out his fantasy the “smart intellectual killer” who got caught he wanted to be known as a monster and to finally feel some sort of release killing obviously doesn’t did that for him and he’s fully psychotic by the end
The book states he did, actually, the book never has the "was it real?" situation at all.
He also marries Jean in it.
As a privileged elite
7:26 he was like damn this gun is crazy..anyways
I appreciate the memes thrown in there man they’re pretty good
I know everyone just talks about Christian’s preformance which is obviously absolutely incredible but Reese Witherspoon was also really great at being that clingy blond gold dogger girlfriend
dogger girlfriend lmao
Yo she dogging? 👀
@@holliswilliams8426 hahahahhaha
Absolutely nothing in comparing.
so good at it in fact i didn't even notice it was reese witherspoon
The “bad boy 😩” part always gets me
timestamp?
@@ebrown893 1:44
He literally is
6:30 omg I'm dying 😂😂😂
7:20 Just kills me every time
"He is..., he is in touch with humanity" and "he knows his behaviour can be ERRATIC sometimes"
That is the difference between a Psychopath and a Insane person, a Psychopath know it's wrong (Not all Psychopaths are killers, just they who find out it bring some sort of emotional reaction) and insane people do have morales, but might not see why murdering someone for hurting them or do something they consider immoral to be wrong, they have issues with right and wrong.
@@birdsteak9267 bro this movie isn't even about a psychopath... He doesn't behave like one because his character doesn't have it. He has a psychotic breakdown.
@@KamilBuffenmyer its literally the title of the movie
@@thinkinyblinko6666 yeah it is the title of the movie. It is however very wrong. It shows more of a psychotic breakdown than a psychopath. Look it up.
I love how each of these videos show him getting more progressively unhinged lol
1:29: "I guess you could say I want a meaningful relationship with someone special" as he points some gun-looking thing at the back of her head.
A nail gun
Whats so interesting is the fact that bateman is probably the most sane out of all the people around him(except maybe louis). He is the only person who realized he has no identity and makes a desperate attempt to gain any sort of personality. He tried to escape from the system, but literally cannot because everyone around him is so determined to be “normal”. Of course, hes also the most crazy by far, but its still cool to think about
Louis OR.... Bryce??? Like Bryce appears to be the most self aware of them all.
There is something really funny about American Psycho being edited like those "x minute of y being a z" videos that is usually about some cartoon character being queer
Next up: Jigsaw being sassy for 5 minutes.
@@user-ol5bj4dm2v the funny part is that there actually might be enough to fit into five minutes!
Patrick Bateman and Paul Allen being switches for 45 seconds
The funny thing too is that american psycho was written by a gay man and directed by a lesbian.
Michael Myers being a girlboss for 20 minutes straight! 🤪
He honestly probably one of my favourite characters.
The complete unhinged and disconnected demeanour is hilarious
“This is nicer than your other apartment”
The moment Christie was doomed
OMG the editing in this is perfect. 😂
this movie is a comedy gold.
One might even say that it was a laugh riot
i mean at the same time it was supposed to be philosophical and not funny cause of the blood and stuff, but still its hilarious
@@hyron3798 It's both and I don't understand why people keep saying that it's not supposed to be funny. Both the writer and the director said that it's funny. The director said she kept cracking up during filming. Can't a movie be funny and still have deeper meaning?
@@asukalangleysoryu6695 then why did bale say that it wasnt supposed to be funny
whatever man, you think it was supposed to be comedy i dont mind
its not that clear so yeah
@@hyron3798 Where does he say that?
if you saw i mistyped 13 instead of 12 in the intro no you didnt ❤️
Also sorry about the ads CZcams added them without my knowledge and they’re making money off of the video
Oh i did
Tbf it should be 11:48 instead lol
Maybe
Not really
I don't know
Oh yes I did
you know what, i think you're right
Dude why did this made me feel heartwarmed and satisfied
every time the two women are making out and hes just giving a speach abt whitney houston always cracks me up💀idk why-
love this goofy guy i can fix him fr
Women
@@rollye4857 you only cry about this joke because no one would love you enough to even give you a chance
@@rollye4857 she’s clearly joking
@@user-oz7no4ff7r Wom*n
That's simply not possible
When the boss asks if I have worked today:
Maybe
I don’t know
Not really
when your supervisor asks you if you know how to solve differential equations
This will forever be Christian Bale’s best role and it isn’t even close
Bale could easily be also one of the greatest Jokers in film history, if they would make another solo Joker movie and if he was cast. The man can play anything. Just imagine him with the crazy smile that he did as Patrick, with Joker make-up - he is the perfect Joker. He has a longer nose and face than most Joker actors had, and with make-up, he would actually be insanely similar to the classic Joker from the comics!
Impressive. Very nice.
Hey, it's me!
@@xxImmortalxx impressive. Very nice. Now let’s see Paul Allen’s CZcams account.
Impressive. Very nice. Now let’s see Paul Allen’s comment on the video.
Whatever Mr. Big Time CEO
I want to see 12 minutes of Patrick trying to get reservations for Dorsia.
He’s like a white Light Yagami just more psychotic
Not really lol light killed criminals, Patrick kills, well, anyone
@@theozlander4629 Both are narcissistic aholes and have a weird superiority complex.
While Light has disgust towards criminals, Patrick has it against anyone that doesn't fit society high standards.
Not a comparison 1-1, but the characters are similar in certain traits.
@@theozlander4629 If you think Light only killed criminals, you haven't actually watched death note past a couple episodes
@@Deadpool-kb5yo barring people who got in his way and affronted his ego by daring to try to stop Kira, yes he did. His goal was to purge "evil". Bateman on the other hand knows he's evil, he just doesn't care.
@@theozlander4629 Are you saying that barring the examples that prove your statement wrong, your statement is correct? Yes, we can agree on that haha
Mom: "YOU SHIT THE FUCKING BED?!?!?"
Me and Dad to each other: 3:42
💀💀
I never thought you would do another part, you absolute madlad, hats off to you!
Your channel is sufficient Pittsie, lets get a table at Dorsia.
10:04 is the meme
8:10 ahh, cinema perfection
if he hadnt played the joker he would have been an really good joker
despite the memes n shit this whole movie is just a masterclass of acting
2:42 this is Airplane type comedy and some people actually thought this movie was bashing women and not bashing Patrick Bateman Yuppies.
Makes it even funnier when you realize the movie was made by two women 💀
Acting from Christian Bale, with an intensity that frightening. He portrayed a man without a soul, and evil pooring out of his eyes. How he was able, I cannot fathom.
I love the irony that the "psychopath" (more so a person with a ridiculous amount of OCD and Paranoia than a psychopath) becomes the most emotionally responsive character pretty early on, and by the end is in such contrast to everone else in the film on the basis of emotional intensity that it's genuinely somewhat relateable in a very strange way.
"I have to return some videotapes" 💀
I can’t believe Bryce prefers Van Pattens 12 minutes being himself to mine
I love how throughout the film, Patrick makes some obvious hints that he's a murderer and a psychopath, but people are too busy with themselves to even notice that.
He’s actually caring for her when he kicks her out of the apartment
this movie is hardly a thriller it’s the funniest movie ever
It is a pretty good depiction of a narcissist losing it
I'm gonna start using that line whenever someone asks, "Where are you going?"
Me: "I gotta return some video tapes."
The way he said he was a sick guy he is insane😭
"oh my god it even has a watermark" will always be my favorite line from him 😭
I was laughing, crying, tumbling, and mumbling as I watched this
The editing is really impressive and it was so funny to watch, love it !
7:50 oh my god… I work there lol
We need ''Patrick Bateman being himself for about 13 minutes'' urgently or else someone's gonna become a blood-thirsty murderer with a peculiar distaste for business card comparison.
i’ve been waiting for this, but “put it in the carton” being included made it all worth it
most incredible acting ive ever seen
“I’m sorry it’s just that… you’re not terribly important to me” is so funny and so mean at the same time
11:42 omfg someone finally said it
"Who's Ted Bundy?"