There is a long running story in our band of the kid who stuck a tennis ball up his baritone and tried to shoot it out like a cannon but it got stuck. He thought that his best chance of getting it out was hitting the bell flat on the ground as hard as he could. It didn't work
I had a friend with children who was a drummer. He would do blast beats and his kid would jump up and down in their bouncers while asleep and to the beat. Like an unconscious mosh pit. Metal was in thems blood.
I doubt that would have done it better in your future than you are doing is not a good idea to be a good person to be a good person to be a good person to be a good person to be a good person to be a good person to be a good person to be a good person to
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Your a heartless incel if u think it’s funny whatever karma u get I hope that may and wish it comes upon you may I play the world’s smallest violin for u
The baby looks so peaceful in that kick. You sir are a wonderful dad Shit, I just tried it. Now my kid is walking in circles and licking windows. Good in theory, but not in practice.
@@duskstorm3560 Things have tuned for the worse... I just left her in the kick drum for a few days to hopefully reverse the possible damage. Now she is banging her head off everything in the house to replicate the bass drum. Head looks like a cube now! Any suggestions? My wife will be home in a couple days. I am gonna get in so much trouble
@@tylerburlingtonmachining7723 Have you tried a hat? It may help make her head appear more spherical. Otherwise, I might suggest wrapping a large elastic band around those harsh edges to coax them down. Don't worry if her face turns blue, that means it's working.
The shell of the bass drum protects the babys ears from the high pitch frequencies of the cymbals and snares. Instead they just get soothing low bass tones
i assume this was sarcasm but just in case... lol ya except he's right next to the "low bass" tones, which is a precussive bass tone so it still is loud af for a baby
@@seanwoodburn2616 😭😭 omg I can’t with drummers, I wanna learn electric guitar but omg if I found a drummer boyfriend and had a kid with him We’d be horrible musical parents😭😭💀💀
Aaron: plays Sepultera’s Roots Bloody Roots Baby: *launches farther than the Falcon Heavy* Edit: he played something else but if he did play the Sepultera song…
The bass drum reminds the baby of its mother's heartbeat and calms it down. Great idea!
Mommas a meth head?
240bpm
@@Blacksun1984 9
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I read this in the voice of David Attenborough.
"it"
Trombone dads: *creates baby cannon*
I'm a trombonist and now I want to have a child
Moms are baby cannons.
💀
Last thing I read b 4 going to bed, happy to end the day on a good note lol
There is a long running story in our band of the kid who stuck a tennis ball up his baritone and tried to shoot it out like a cannon but it got stuck. He thought that his best chance of getting it out was hitting the bell flat on the ground as hard as he could. It didn't work
That baby will be a true prodigy. He'll have tinnitus before any of us could ever dream
Hopefully he learns how to drive
@@sagelioneldsouza8230 I understood that reference
@@yajushnarayanpandey3026 yeah baby
@@sagelioneldsouza8230that depends. Is he slow?
@@sagelioneldsouza8230haha brilliant
“Dad why can’t I hear anything?”
“Because when you were little you’d play around the drums”💀
"what?"
Must’ve been the jet fuel consumption.
He can’t hear that.
@@Baby_Seal what?
@@Baby_Seal what?
Lmao I started laughing as soon as I saw the drum set 🤣
Lmao pisan kang🤣
Same😂😂😂
I thought he was gonna put him on the snare💀
Same
SAAAAME
I thought he was gonna use the baby as the drumsticks 😬
HAHAHAHAHAHA
This comment thread is on demon time 😈💀
For those who are curious, the guitar dad was playing Shenandoah. Beautiful song. And, the movie by the same name is one of the few that make me cry.
Thank youu!!
"Don't wanna startle him too much you know?"
*starts playing brianstorm*
Brianstorm?
@@richardmcdonald6237 it's a song by the arctic monkeys. He's playing the drums for it I think
Really i thought that was the heretic anthem lol
Literally not even close on the song my guy. Brianstorm is all toms. He’s playing some generic metal beat.
@@benjiboy9907 he's swamped the toms for the bass drum. he's got a double kicker to act like toms without them actually being there
Bass dads slap their kids.
this video wasn't that funny but OMG this comment 🔥🔥🔥
Domestic violence
My stepdad played bass???
@@Criticality646this comment is a joke
Also that’s a stepdad
@@Criticality646I bet he slapped you
“Don’t worry, he’s used to it”
I hate/love this comment for the super uncomfortable accuracy
It’s okay, he was wearing ear protection
"Don't worry. The kids deaf"
"Was it from doing this all the time?"
".........No"
The baby on the guitar is the cutest
I'm so, so scared of baby boy falling....and also if that's too high a frequency for his ears 🙃 #IWasAParanoidDad
True. It's still adorable 😍
Where is it from?
Bro really hit the *HOOOOOOOOOOONK MIMIMIMIMIMIMIMIMI*
"Don't wanna startle 'em much, you know?"
*gently puts baby in the noise machine*
That baby gonna be in slipknot someday lol
yes, "sleep can not"
Jay Weinberg lore.
The base of the drum will make the baby think of their mom’s heartbeat. Genius!
The sound dampening from the baby must sound so good
I had a friend with children who was a drummer. He would do blast beats and his kid would jump up and down in their bouncers while asleep and to the beat. Like an unconscious mosh pit. Metal was in thems blood.
Harp dads: Turns baby into string💀
there aint no way people think its an actual baby 💀
I doubt that would have done it better in your future than you are doing is not a good idea to be a good person to be a good person to be a good person to be a good person to be a good person to be a good person to be a good person to be a good person to
@@bitdoge8964 what
@@bitdoge8964 bruh this some arg???
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@@bitdoge8964 what
man that looks like the most relaxed baby ever lol. Those vibrations must feel really good.
My guitar dad used to come in blaring an electric with a fender belt pack amp on his waist while I was trying to watch cartoons 😭
Seriously though
My dad found his electric guitar in the basement and broke the eardrums of anybody within a mile radius
That’s funny to me, but also so weird…
Everyone gangster until he smashes the guitar
Really thought he was gonna use the baby as a giant drumstick
I was really hoping you would just set the baby on the snare drum and go to town😂😂
Your a heartless incel if u think it’s funny whatever karma u get I hope that may and wish it comes upon you may I play the world’s smallest violin for u
“Every body's a gangsta 'till string snaps”
It's all fun and games until the baby falls thru sound hole and you can never get your baby back :/
Just shake the guitar a bit until it falls out
Trombonists: hold my slide
Piano dads: into the piano you go...
I laughed so hard at this, my wife didnt see the humor though haha
My wife laughed first 😂😭
My wife left me
And that's how drummers are born.
Cymbal players: *I’m bout to end this boy’s whole career*
or the babys entire life
And see kids, that's why George 'Corpsegrinder' Fisher became what he is today
That guitar played against a babies ear would be hella loud lol
Babies actually make the best kick drum mufflers
The baby looks so peaceful in that kick. You sir are a wonderful dad
Shit, I just tried it. Now my kid is walking in circles and licking windows. Good in theory, but not in practice.
Walking? That's incredible! I think these are good signs for any child that they are being raised totally healthy and not at all mentally disrupted.
Lmfaoo
@@duskstorm3560 Things have tuned for the worse... I just left her in the kick drum for a few days to hopefully reverse the possible damage. Now she is banging her head off everything in the house to replicate the bass drum. Head looks like a cube now! Any suggestions? My wife will be home in a couple days. I am gonna get in so much trouble
@@tylerburlingtonmachining7723 Have you tried a hat? It may help make her head appear more spherical. Otherwise, I might suggest wrapping a large elastic band around those harsh edges to coax them down. Don't worry if her face turns blue, that means it's working.
@@duskstorm3560 Thanks, her face is blue, but stopped screaming and kicking about 45 min ago. I think it is working. Much appreciated advise.
I genuinely thought he was going to use the baby as a stick😂
Same lol
Alien baby on top of guitar:
👽🥱😵💫
As someone who’s dad is both a drummer and guitar player my child hood was weird and living with tinnitus sucks
so that's why it's called infant annihilator
Such a good dad
Once the baby saw the Joey Jordison signature snare it knew that it had mere seconds to live
100% expected the intro to undone
Babies are such fun accessories!
You just know that's a baby doll.
I seriously thought he was gonna use the baby as the drumsticks😭😭
Bass dads: *sticks child inside amp*. Perfect 😅
Wow the baby was so calmed down by that beautiful music! Oh and the guitar was pretty good too
Bro man has no right playing eyeless with the baby inside...
Without the double bass
Absolutely nobody:your parents music on a Saturday morning
Why did I expect him to use the baby as a drumstick
Ok but the first video is legit the most precious thing ive ever seen
The shell of the bass drum protects the babys ears from the high pitch frequencies of the cymbals and snares. Instead they just get soothing low bass tones
i assume this was sarcasm but just in case...
lol ya except he's right next to the "low bass" tones, which is a precussive bass tone so it still is loud af for a baby
@@patmandew22 this very much is sarcasm
I was so happy when it actually turned out to be a thrash beat
idk why but I burst out laughing when I saw this newborn lying on the guitar
I actually thought that he was going to replace a drumstick with the baby lmaooo
As somebody with a dad who's a drummer, I confidently say this is how I was raised
Do you miss those times? How often do you feel a sudden desire to crawl into the bass drum while somebody is playing it?
@@Dellvmnyam yes 💀
I thought he was gonna put the baby on the snare😰
thats what lars probably did for st anger
i feel like some people actually think that the drummer baby was real...
Same
I was already cracking up during this kid's intro. 😆🤣😂
Guitar dads: *Places baby on guitar while playiing softly
*Symbol dads:*
The football bruh 😭😭
The brain cells are shaken in both instances
and when the kid grows up, he becomes Nyango Star
Never liked a video this fast🤣😆
What a great duo
Tuba dads: ooh free muffler
Those kids have seen better days
as soon as he put the baby in the drum i started laughing 😭
After 49 years as a musician I can attest to the fact that this video was based on THOUSANDS of true stories...
Drummers are a different breed.
Stawpp your joking, nooo omg
@@KoreRosa No joke!!
@@seanwoodburn2616 😭😭 omg I can’t with drummers, I wanna learn electric guitar but omg if I found a drummer boyfriend and had a kid with him We’d be horrible musical parents😭😭💀💀
my mom used to play the drums when she was pregnant with me and now I love hard rock lol
This is usually how I muffle my drums very expensive but nice sound
I really thought he was a dad for 1 sec😂
😂😂😂"don't wanna startle him too much, yk"
Mad😂
"shh shh shh" (jumps into Scarified drums)
I thought he was going to use the baby as a drumstick, but instead he gave the baby tinnitus 💀
🤣
"you don't want to startle em' too much y'know 😊"
*Completely destroys the drum set*
"Don't want to startle them to much"
MESHUGGAH - bleed starts playing
lmao best part is the double pedal
It's been over 2 weeks since I have laughed out loud. Thank you
Aaron: plays Sepultera’s Roots Bloody Roots
Baby: *launches farther than the Falcon Heavy*
Edit: he played something else but if he did play the Sepultera song…
Can confirm, avid drum dad behaviour
source: drum baby
There is no way people think this is real
What a great lefthanded Drummer. Keep on playing! 👍
I am a lefthanded drummer myself, life is not easy as a lefty! 🤷🏻♂️
I laughed at " don't want to startled them too much!" Hahahaha 😂❤ thanks man! You're the best!
I started laughing as soon as I saw you, and harder when the beat dropped
This is how doom was raised?
Christoph Schneider was raised in East Germany, what.
tuba dads: 💀
No babies were harmed in the making of this video
Bro us percussionist are a different breed
I started laughing as soon as he started bending over to put the kid in the drum
I tired this with my tuba but now I can't find my baby.
Bro I thought you were about to start using the baby as a drum stick
And then with the vibration, cute little baby puked over the guitar.
CPS watching like 😵💫
Deathcore at a children's comcert
No, they probably said that was perfectly fine, he didn't drop the baby!
damn using ur kid as a muffle never thought of that one thanks for the tip!
I will never understand how people can live with such a minimalistic drumset
Bro just played raining blood 💀
The baby needs more cowbell. 😍
Instantly balled lol dude...that baby is a drummer now. Call Matt gartska
Lol I was wondering when the metal would come in this channel. Hilarious timing as always.
"So, how did your child go deaf?"
"It's complicated."