Nick Abbot vs The Numpties of 2021 VOL. 1
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- čas přidán 8. 09. 2024
- 35 numpty calls from Feb-May 2021. LBC, Fri-Sun, 10-1AM.
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Got to love Brian from Stockton on Tees. He gets slaughtered every time but he keeps on coming back for more.
Thank you again for all your amazing work, MJ! These have been so good, and it's obvious how much work you put in to get these watchable (not even counting the excellent music and political cartoons!) You're a legend, mate!
6 days ago: _"This is the last Abbot compilation for a while."_
Drunks and Brian in Stockton-on-Tees: _"Hold my phone"_
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Brian from Stockton-on-Tees is pure gold......he is so entertaining, he could be given his own show [is he is real or just a living charicature]....mind you I am now listening to some edjit from Christchurch who should be locked up in the looney bin
The grown men who call in crying about Harry and Meghan crack me up.
But if i ask a white male to be a bit less hateful I'm told I'm "offended by everything"🤣
Cruella mark-el is taking our 'arry Frum us!
Day drinking during lockdown has caused permanent brain damage.
Well, since brexiteers like Brian already existed before covid, i con't think one can blame it for this. Not everything is the virus' fault.
"you started it. Oh it was just a gambit, an amuse-bouche"!!!
I broke me hole laughing at that one.
🤣🤣at broke me hole laughing. I want to use is that ok? because I broke me hole laughing 😆
@@risingphoenix8072 be my guest . It is a phrase used extensively in Ireland!
Another appropriate Irish saying for these callers “as thick as pig shit in a milk bottle”.
I hit the like button during the opening music. You just know this is going to be good…
Just done exactly that then saw your comment 👍🏼
I bet Brian’s poor wife isn’t really watching TV in a separate room, but using a pillow to stifle her screams of anguish.(Either that, or she’s quietly escaped and got halfway to Australia, using the Eastender’s omnibus as cover.)
She left and took the kids a long time ago.
She doesn't exist
I like to imagine Brian's missus oot with her pals on the piss leaving Mr Boring home alone.
😂😂😂
She probably hooked up with some Spanish guy, hence his raging hatred for the EU.
"something rhyming with wit" starting off with a good one holy shit
I honestly can’t decide if Nick Abbot has the absolute best radio gig in the world or the absolute worst. 🤔
Thanks
You're welcome.@@louisepotter9339
Love the opening caller when Nick said you rhyme something with wit 🤣
I’m sure the insult didn’t hit home though 😊😊
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_"Go woke go broke"_ "Its a well known saying" 😂
What a start!
UK is the most indebted nation in Europe, the same caller talks about Boris Johnson balancing the books during the pandemic,1 trillion pounds printed last year alone to balance the books,savers and pensions being robbed. modern monetary theory or the magic money tree keeps the IMF away.
@@peterdockrill9653 They're lucky that borrowing rates are at historical lows.
"Well anyway..."
People forget when they blame labour for the UK 's ills, that the Labour party is not in power and hasn't been for a number of years, this is the danger of a limited media which is unwilling to hold those in power to account. If the BBC goes which broadcaster would replace them?
I couldn't do what Nick does without cursing, dealing with the thickest of thickoes so much.
Isn't it better to educate than to be rude to people?
@@Al-Hunt-acrylic-paintersome of these people are old enough to know better, you can’t change a mind already made up
These ignorant people don’t want to learn, they hear what they want to hear
@jim122 yeah, I think you're right.
@@Al-Hunt-acrylic-painterI’m 27, some of these are over twice my age and they’re spouting nonsense
This is the Daily Mail and Sun generation
They only believe what they believe, being reasonable with them never works
@@Al-Hunt-acrylic-painter So it seems you agree with me unlike your earlier comment. FYI I stood in Penzance high street (few months before the referendum) with a group of remainers with information and the arguments I heard from brexiters remain the same today, nothing has changed, the same old 3 or 4 word catch phrases,, and this was in a town where the fish market was heavily subsidized by EU funding, as were loads of projects in Cornwall for many years.
From what I read here people seem to forget almost half of us voted to stay and feel we have been thrown in with the idiots who voted out. :/
This is so hilarious. Same dude ringing up to whinge over and over and over.
Proper odd couple vibes.
Brilliant
Why have only just discovered Nick Abbot. Wonderful! X
Same. I can't believe I've missed out on these gems over the last few years.
His shows on Friday, Saturday and now Sunday nights are my favourite tonic for dealing with the madness
Thank you. 🙂👍
Enjoy folks. Next volume in a few months (really)
@@m.j.nicholls love it when these pop up on my feed. 👍🙂
@@m.j.nicholls I love it and wait for the videos too
Brian from Stockton on tees is a genius. We're the ones who are deluded
Brian sounds like he's frum Sun'lun.
Brian the bored pensioner?
@@andrewrobinson2565 by what standard are making that judgment no way is that accent a Mackem he support Sunderland as many Stockton people do but not a chance he is from wearside
@@wcfields547 A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money. By what measure do you think I'm wrong? Has he said he supports Sun'lun?
Well, folks, I think Brian is completely bonkers. Stark raving mad.
Just saying.
"Waterloo wouldn't have been the same without the Union Jack ", Brian from Stockton on Tees.
Waterloo is a small town in Belgium, and a big station in London.
Both would have been exactly the same without the Union Jack.
Ah, yes, waterloo... the "hold position and endure until the prussians arrive" battle. But hey, who cares about details if little england can claim they won something?
@@janrautenstrauch4729 The scary thing is, mentioning the fact that, even if they had lost the battle of Waterloo, it wouldn't matter much, Napoleon would be just as dead, doesn't put their minds at rest at all. Au contraire.
They seem to get angrier every time you point out that the war is over, and that it hasn't returned for so long was sort of the whole idea behind the EU.
That's when you can actually hear the gammon sizzling.
@@janrautenstrauch4729 I see you’re one of these bizarre reverse gammons who feels the need to try and insult a country! Not a good neighbour you are you?
@@SSMMTTEE Coming from the side who calls the EU the EUSSR, rats, dictators and much more. You point the finger more than any other of our neighbours but act as if you're the victims. Your side fired on french fishingboats. Your side fears some kind of EU-army as if that wouldn't be something like the Nato (you're already in) just for europeans.
The one bad neighbour we had, is little england.
Also claiming to have won a war (for example WWII) while you lost far fewer people than russia is really arrogant.
And what else was waterloo than a defend-position-battle to buy time? READ A BOOK!
@@janrautenstrauch4729 I voted Remain 😂 Your inability to see nuance is - much like the more crazy Brexit supporters - your downfall!
The huge effort that Mr’s Abbot and O’Brien put in to correct the astonishing amount of misinformation is almost certainly wasted, as I doubt that any of these callers change their opinions once the phones go down.
1 trillion pounds printed last year alone, plus robbing savers and pensions ,that's what's keeping the books balanced. This country is one of the most indebted nation s in the world
If Peter Cook wasn’t dead I’d swear it was him making mischievous phone calls to the programme.
Or is he? +1
@@andrewrobinson2565 Is that a fact?
@@woodentie8815 No, I think he's long gone, but I had the same thought as you. COULD the caller be serious 🤔?
Same 😆
the only difference is that Cookie was Funny!
Stockton-on-Tees must be a blast.
Oh that's my Sunday afternoon sorted! Thanks a million!
The person from Liverpool who called the travelling people "gyppoes" at the beginning of his/her rant, goes on to be critical of people who refer to travellers as "pikeys" without any sense of either irony or humour
They’re all from Liverpool
Another fabulous piece of entertainment... Great work, mate... This is almost a "best of"... I don't understand how Abbot is able to take these weirdos with such cool... But sure gives us an entertaining evening 🤣👍🏾
Tanya ”I don’t follow politics and I haven’t seen what Labour has done about the pandemic.”
That’s because you don’t follow politics Tanya.
Brilliant entertainment, cheered me up, ta!
Thank you for sharing. Having a great laugh. Brian from Stockton-on-Tees, keep calling
He rang the other night and admitted he'd reported Nick so Nick cut him off so he might not have him back on....
I always fast-forward when he comes on. He's a one trick pony - if you're heard him once you've heard him a hundred times...... a total bore.
@@THEDONKDEVIL oh dear. Missed that one. Been on nights so catching up on The Whole Show podcasts
1:50:00 "In China, you know, there are people who know and people who don't know"
Right, so exactly like in Britain then?
Thanks for putting these calls on you tube MN. They should be preserved in the British Museum for future generations. They need to hear them for themselves to understand the British human psyche from 2016 onwards.
When we hear these calls there remains one question: Is there something bad in the water or in the food?
I suspect they’ve used an illicit supply of lead paint, which they lick daily.
There will be hormone riddled beef soon, if the Tories have their way.
My first guess: it's the consequence of inbreeding on an island.
@@janrautenstrauch4729 I understand. Then it is totally reasonable to remove the freedom of movement from these islanders. Who wants these genes to spread to other countries.
I live in one of the so called red wall constituencies just outside Manchester and I hear these type of people in my local cafe and walking group all the time. Don't know if it's depressing or worrying. One said this morning referring to his diabetes, I'm in good company and its a source of comfort because he's heard Boris suffers from the same condition .
Loving these, thank you
Has the UK reached peak cognitive dissonance yet?
Not yet- close though.
I've only made it to the first caller who came on with the favourite, one million dollar, cliche, this-will-win-an-argument phrase of some - "gO wOkE, gO BrOkE" - and fell metaphorically flat on his face and was derailed within 10 seconds. Hilarious lol.
Priceless, thick is just too small a word for these people.
Holy spit, the TV license is only 160 quid/year?! I'd pay gladly if I could get the Beeb & Dave here in America.
A fucking what? A fat particle, Jesus Christ! What's gone wrong over there?
Brian gets so much enjoyment from others misery is fucking disturbing......and hilarious.
Kinda like a sadist, trying to make Nick his sub... unsuccessfully.
Why such a long wait for the next one out of interest? Do we need to build up more idiot reel? Love your work.
Time needs to pass 😆
Who said that?
“Well ... “
Where did you get your information from?
“Well ... “
What do you mean?
“Well ... “
Well, well, well😄
It should be called the Nick and Brian show. Brian is a legend, but not in the way he imagines...
Rupert at around the hour mark makes Brian from Stockton on Tees sound like the Brain of Britain.
As for the IRA and HAMAS comment, in a world of smaller populations against first world militaries- asymmetric warfare - the few do what they have to do to beat the many. The IRA are Legion. Tiocfaidh at La
Yea! Vietnam, the US revolution, Nicaragua, Cuba...
I think it's very progressive for the institution, Brian in Stockton on Tees is held at, lets him phone in to radio shows
Flippin heck, I thought it was quite amusing at first, the number of callers who's points fall apart after the first examination. The further you listen, it becomes more depressing and tragic.
they sure like trying to compete with america.
Tony @ 1.32.00 must surely have been a wind up......nobody could possibly be so dim......I take that back as I am now @ around 2:00:00 and the lunatics are still calling in.....this is actually pure gold [in a sad way] but Nick Abbot is a master at his craft but must be so grateful for his clientelle......by comparison most of them make James O'Brien's callers sound like PhD candidates
Its turned into the nick and brian from Stockton on Tees show haha
“Well, anyway…” should be on the gravestone of every bird-brained Englishman going forward.
Brian from Stockton needs his own show
he runs Gbeebies these days...
He's correct about management. I used to work for Royal Mail and they had 9 levels of it.
cheers m j
46.00 yes yes yes.... when will the thickos stop 😂😂
The first caller on this compilation (Mr Well Well) sets the scene... followed by Brian from Stockontees...
13:50 “On the subject of contact tasting...”
They are all radicalised by Big Nigel and then marinated by Mike Graham!!!
Could listen to Nick talk to Phil from Dorset/Christchurch ALL DAY !!!
Thanks, M.J. :))
All the callers sound like the older voters.
Sometimes I think Brian is a Remainer Comic taking the mickey
That would make him the most masochistic remainer ever.
‘We need to find a way to bung up volcanoes’ - That is Karl Pilkington wisdom from a man phoning in to LBC
Oh my oh my and this people vote 😫
The greatest thing since Art Bell
Brian put Stockton on Tees on the map.
It's not caring about anyone. It's constantly being offended and seeing perceived injustice everywhere. Facts don't care about your feelings just because you're offended doesn't mean you're right. That sums being "woke" up nicely
I love these, but can we ditch Brian? Enough already. He does my head in 🤯.
Is Phil from Christchurch trying to be be the most annoying caller in the country? He is nowhere near in the same league as Brian. He is a poor imitation of the master
Do Brian realise that COVID-19 actually IS another SARS?
SARS-CoV-2
I'm sure that they don't pay Nick enough
OMG the but it would've been worse with Corbyn! How mental are these ppl, geez😤
Is that Jonny Rotten at 1:15:30?
No, that's him at 00:14
Channel 4 does and has made its own movies since it launced in the 80s... Some good British films too: Crying Game, Shallow Grave, Trainspotting, Gregory's Girl, Full Monty, Fever Pitch, My Beautiful Laundrette, Rita, Sue & Bob Too, Four Weddings & A Funeral, Madness of King George, Naked, Brassed of etc. to name but a few... Who'd of thunk it, Brian was right for once :o
"Channel 4 does and has made its own movies" which it does using licence-fee funding. I like C4, and its news is far less biased than the BBC, but it is publicly funded.
@@ohgosh5892 It isn't publicly funded, it's funded by advertisements! You need a license to watch it as many don't realise it is a licence for owning a tv that recieves live broadcasts not just specifically the BBC (which is fully funded by the license). Sounds even more absurd when you lay it out like that, would we tolerate them puting a levy on newer devices like laptops, smart phones or games consoles? Why the BBC isn't being offered as a subscription service at this stage is baffling, most people would not pay for it given the choice (same with the monarchy).
@@Yungrexy C4 " It isn't publicly funded" This is a very debateable point. In 2008-2010, C4 were seeking a £150m bail-out, and looking for a slice of the WT licence fee (s, not c, it's a noun)!
What actually happened is murky in the extreme. When seeking state aid, the EU intervened, as they are legally required to. C4's response is here:ec.europa.eu/competition/state_aid/reform/comments_broadcasting/channel_4.pdf
Furthermore, as C4 are state owned, and the Tories have interfered in appointments as here: www.theguardian.com/media/2021/apr/14/ministers-veto-reappointment-of-two-women-to-channel-4-board This points to the worst of all worlds, a commercially funded, taxpayer bailed-out, tory run broadcaster.
The tories have also looked at a 'sell-off', where, as usual, they take something we already own, and sell it to us, Thatcher style.
Self awareness isnt a thing for the right wing but at least it lets you know who the genuinely stupid people show up, because you can predict their lack of listening ability.
3:31 OK That made me LOL
Go woke go broke is a common well known Phrase.
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Labour Parties Bad Fascist Tories good. My Tory friends used to love the BBC and now their saying it's be run by the far left, obvious it not and it's run by Conservative appointees.
The working class tories are out in force… sigh.
Tears 💧💧 of management.
Whats amazing about people like you brian..." "what's amazing about you". I know you are but what am I 🤣🤣
The BBC has not lost all the sport. I have lost count of the number of times the schedules have been thrown into disarray because the football or tennis has gone over the allotted slot.
This gotta count as cruel and unusual punishment.
What about the first female caller, roughly halfway through this video?
Brian Johnson's let himself go
Tanya at 1.05: wow...its all Labour's fault!! FFS...these people Vote. Terrifying.
I am going to risk being egged and floured here by saying I actually agree with Brian. I think The BBC has had it's day and it's just old-fashioned now. Even an old favourite of mine, Radio 4's Today programme (which you don't even need a licence for), I have dumped this programme for LBC and CZcams.
If they downscaled to making only quality programmes, i.e. the documentaries, dramas, and comedies, and became a streaming service, perhaps that would work.
Whoa...whaddya mean "old fashioned"?
What's fashion got to do with it?
When you look at the colossal range of material on the iPlayer, not just the current stuff, but the vast archive, it is an exceptional and unparalleled resource of audio and TV content. Not all of it's my cuppa tea by any means, but there's something for everyone. Quality that'll never go out of fashion.
If you've dropped the Today Programme for LBC, you've gone down market
@@Sakkir_Stahma I'm not the only one, Ricky Gervais dumped BBC for Netflix. If you get dumped, you get dumped, down market or not !
@@m.j.nicholls What does The BBC do apart from those three things? Anyway the issue was about the TV licence. That is my issue too. The TV licence in itself out of touch. I don't even have a TV and neither do a lot of people I know and that's by choice. Technology has moved on and the BBC have to move on with it.
That's one of my least favourite things, that is, SARCAASM.
Is this a comedy show?
Mental health in the UK is very serious
Hello there.
The first caller has set a very low bar.
Brian 100% reads these comment sections so Hi Brian you 🤡
Graham Norton.
Confirmation of how thick as mince the public and paid trolls really are. Tragic.
Rupert... 😂😂😂😂
👉🏻HA HA morons 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
First guy is such a mouth breather. "Get woke, go broke". Ugh.
Nick is misunderstanding the nature of nuclear deterrence, its not for the now or maybe tomorrow necessarily (but possibly); but it is an insurance policy for changes that may happen geopolitically in the 2030s, 2040s and 2050s in an increasingly unstable world that simply cannot be fully predicted. Iran, North Korea and Pakistan, all are nuclear armed or will be in the future, [Iran is not going to stop pursing this technology], as is China, and certainly the first three are unpredictable and potentially politically unstable. With global warming and increasing internal political instability, nuclear blackmail from some quarter may be real threat in the future if we gave up our capability.
To retain the technology [rather than loosing it] and the UK's ability to operate it, which is cheap compared to vast armies, navy's or air forces we can no longer afford, is a sensible defence policy for the decades ahead and all the uncertainty that undoubtedly exits!!
Sorry Nick, but you are wrong about this one!!
I do love the undisguised contempt Abbott displays towards his listeners, or at least those that call him. It is very funny. Time was, if a radio phone in host was so unashamedly rude to his callers, it would have been professional suicide.
@@jamesjoyce1980
Do you think this is all we listen to?
@@jamesjoyce1980
What would you consider "a balanced opinion"?
@@jamesjoyce1980 if you stopped listening to him after Brexit, why are you here making a comment. ?
@@woodysmuddy 🤣🤣🤣🤣. That is an excellent question!
@@jamesjoyce1980 let me guess talk radio is where its at yeah?