Shopping With Your Wife - Michael Mcintyre | Hello Wembley | Universal Comedy
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- čas přidán 1. 07. 2019
- Michael here goes through the frustrations of caring what you look like from the behind and clothes shopping with your wife.
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“Every day, I have skin”
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Those women's products really are like 95% blatant rip offs that cost lots of money and do fuck all though. They'd all be out of business selling that stuff to men, but women will pay whatever they want.
@@BigUriel actually they're also full of chemicals and things that cause cancer, cause thyroid disruption and therefore hormonal imbalance, cause hair loss, cause wrinkles, and so on.
Literally, there are ingredients in "beauty" products, advertised as being for preventing wrinkles, that actually cause wrinkles/aging, skin damage, along with the cancer and thyroid disruption... which is perplexing that people even still go along with it..
And, the products are tested on animals, so, animals are tortured and killed, and then the things are sold that still poison and kill humans but much more slowly than the animals they were tested on. AND people are paying for this.
Like... what absolute insanity. Smhh
@@BigUriel yeah, several months ago I decided to ditch all the creams, face washes etc. (I had pretty bad acne) and so my routine now is rinsing my face solely with water in the morning and at night.
... my skin's never been better-- perfectly clear and smooth skin. Like the whole thing with using moisturiser every day is absolute bull. Within about half an hour of rinsing with water, the natural oil in your face comes back to moisturise your face anyway.
All the creams etc. are, are just expensive chemicals that do absolutely nothing.
Just eating a healthier diet and rinsing with water is perfectly fine.
His hair moves around more than he does
His hair is funnier than he is.
And that's really saying something.
Its jello
Boom😂
Perhaps he needs a haircut.
The perfect thing about MM and what I love, is that he doesn't act like a comedian on stage with a job to make you laugh, pokerfaced himself and get his pay and go back home. He comes on stage, becomes your hilarious friend and turns into that hilarious friend who laughs while telling you stories. He is successful because he himself enjoys his stories, jokes and humor.
Hahahahaha which comedian comes on poker faced though🤷🏾♀️🤣
@@prettyinpinky5937, Jack Dee, Jimmy Carr, Reginald D Hunter...
Yes! You nailed it 🤣❤️ That’s exactly what it’s like. I love seeing how much fun he has up there. When he laughs hysterically at his own stories and jokes I could almost die from a giggle overdose 🤣🤣
Also, call me a prude, but I love that he's clean and I can watch it with my mum
Tamasine Yo, tho. My mom likes the word fuck more than I do. It helps she was 17 when she had me. She’s still young enough that I can enjoy hanging out with her.
employee: what is your skincare routine?
michael: well......everyday. i have skin.
True story 👍🏻
@@Ragnarok6664 Lol word.
I now say that too
I am now going to post comments to say exactly what was said in the videos, it gets like sooooo many likes! Really good technique for likes
@@leosreadalouds6970 .p
"in 20 years in 2029". Here we are half way there
Literally wa I was thinking
Ireland
Jesus I didn’t know a whole country could have a CZcams account
@@ewwwitscosso2292 We do lad
Ireland makes sense you don t have any content then
i came down to the comments straight away when he was like in 20 yrs.... 2029 lol
flooooop
"Darling, it's a shoe." 🤣🤣🤣 I died. I'm typing this dead.
never thought the first time i interacted with a ghost would be online
@@isabellehaque-bousquet6910 Boo!
Aaahghhhhh shit plz don’t haunt me I don’t have the time for that
Rip Darina Angelova
How's after life treating you?
Clothing sizes are weird. I wish all brands were sized the same
Liz, they used to be, then some wanker designer decided to go with "vanity" sizing, 'cause we're a bunch of vain bitches...me, I start with the biggest size they've got and work down til it don't fit, then go back up one, it works almost every time :))
Yes! Marilyn Monroe was a 12-14 which by today's standards is a 2-4 US
Ikr! I'm an 8 UK (8 think it's a 6 in us) and I found a jacket in a charity shop. Normal except for it was a """""""large""""""" and fit me perfectly. Tf?
Especially shoe sizes. I am a size 8 and it’s almost impossible to buy woman’s shoes. And some brands say that a proper size 7 is actually a size 8, it’s ridiculous.
And all country's so you could by stuff online and know it would fit
the guy with the arrow is an airbender
I was actually thinking the same thing when he said that! 🤣🤣
Hayli that’s what I thought!! I was thinking ‘’maybe the guy just really loves Aang?’
Hayli no, that’s a gay person with wings.
Hayli, Or a hairbender
Was thinking that!
'Yeah' is exactly my response to the back of my head haircut lol
I'd alternate through yeps, yeahs and mmhmms for each angle of the back they showed me.
'yep that's great' in a very interested voice
"Yep Thanks"
@@GoggledAgog & treed & d&Yreka & d&6&&yet
"Yeah"
"Ohhhhh"
"looks nice"
"yup"
"cool"
-These are my go to things to say
“20 years from now in 2029”
*Me as 2020 approaches realizing how old I am*
TurtleKing777 , Hey dad? You like Michael McIntyre too?
This was filmed in 2009 obviously
Leah Dolan. Yeah, they know. They’re just stating that they feels as though time has gone quickly since 2009.
Wait this is from 2009?
I’m so confused. It was just posted. What..? What.........?
Moosedraw. It is possible to upload something from the past.
His wife must be a real good sport. He talks about her quite a bit.
J C I bet they have a lovely relationship and care about eachother! so they’re comfortable talking about eachother.. which is awesome 😣
Isabelle Malott out of all the emojis why that one? 😆
Can tell he loves her
She sounds like shes full of fun but im sure she gets lots of pampering ;) he earns 🤑🤑🤑🤑
sophie dansky 😬
I am an 8 and a 12 too but because I am a pear shape. So I buy size 8 tops but size 12 pants. And size 10 dresses 😄🙈
Oh my gosh I’m the opposite. Big bust and a normal sized butt. That’s makes me a size 10 at the top and a size 8 at the waist and an overall size of 10 😂
You are me! So annoying when you need to buy a bikini in a set
Me too! (I hope your shoes are an 8) 🤣🤣🤣
SAME it can sometimes be super frustrating
@@darinaangelova2882 yes I got UK size 8. At least both feet are the same size 😄
I love how he was basically G rated right till the end then BAM! R rating.
Who cares? Grow up.
@@Kirsten_is_cursed10 Did you read my comment?
@Cindy Tartt yes its sad. Because I mentioned that I liked it. I wasn't complaining.
Jack Kraken probably a bot
Jack Kraken People just like to be mean.. it’s ok lol
That discussion of being a camp hetero man treading on camp gay men's territory had me in tears
I think feminine and masculine traits are pretty fluid for both men and women. I think that's okay.
I wouldve like your comment but I wouldn't want to disrupt the devils number lol
I don’t think I have ever seen a man camper than Michael
The fucking skipping got me 🤣🤣
Same 😭😂🤣
Shows how timeless his comedy is considering this is 11 years old.
2021 now 😊
Did anyone hear the wolf whistle when Michael turned to look at himself on the big screen?
Yep I did hahaha
Little hard not to with the volume it was whistled at
Yr i herd it
I did.
I did..
✋✋
🐺
When i am feeling down i always watch him because he has me in hysterics.He is so down to earth and so truthful lol
I think his wife deserved that dress. Most his material comes from his wife and family. Surely he's got the money. He's a unique comedian.
The problem is that she's been led to the most expensive dress by the manipulative personal shopper who then gets the highest commission. She hasn't chosen that dress herself.
@@davids3539 She's still happy with it because it's an 8.
@@KevTheImpaler No that's her shoe.
@@davids3539 Well, you know if you go into a shop like that it's going to happen. The personal shopper probably sized them up anyway - expensive watch, expensive suit, expensive shoes.
“I love it! I’m leaving backwards” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
His impersonation of the beauty counter people had me rolling 😂😂
I think credit is due to MMs wife, as without her he would have very little material, bless her!
I don’t know who he is but I clicked on this vid because he looks like the villainous business man from the Lorax
Omw Ikr, thought I was seeing things
Did you like him?
Jesus xD
I came down to check and make sure I wasn’t the only one that saw it
Oh my god that makes it so much better now thank u
The way he talks sounds like he's about to have a breakdown any moment now
Oh my God he does lolol
ADHD 😄
The part about going into different shops and having you be a size 8 in one and a size 12 in the other is so accurate it's flipping hysterical because I can so relate!
“ are you shopping here today!?” “What’s it fuckin look like waitin for a train?” 🤣🤣🤣
"Which haircut would you like today"
Me: Yes
"I'm fucking leaving" and "what does it fucking look like mate" omg he sounds so funny when he swears 😁😁.
“The amount of creaming she does”
...
deep inside them sugarwalls
Does this mean in english what it means in swedish ? It can be... ehum naughty...
😏
Anna Rehbinder yes.. it’s hot
I love him!!!!! And I feel like someone needs to make a Michael McIntyre muppet. His hair would be perfect!!!!
Totally agree😂👍
That person should be Jeff Dunham.
Wake up
@@bowsbullyschris5780 ?
He’s shit lol 😂
As an American, I knew nothing about this guy until I watched this video. Very funny.
In 20 years in 2029 -
WOAAAHH WE'RE HALF WAY THERE
AnonFEAR LOL
Squidward on a chair?
I’m American, and I love this guy! A true comedian!
At least he acknowledges he's camp
"Everyday, I have skin"!!!! I'm dead
*every day i have skin*
Micheal is so naturally funny I can watch him all day 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
You should try Primark. I can enter the shop at one end a size 12 and exit it at the other end a size 18.
Gothic Grandma Haha, brilliant! 👏🏽
Relatable
the 'yes! and you can help! YAY!!' part cracks me up every time.
At least we know his wife is creaming every day, good job
I love how genuine he is.
Was about to start writing something clever about his hair, but I see that it has already been covered here.
Milan Pradhan yes it has been covered hair
legend says that his wife is still waiting for Michael to say "u can hv that. im paying." till this day.
I love this guy..always makes me happy.. 👍🏽👍🏽❤❤❤
I'm listening to Michael's autobiography on Audible and I'm enjoying it. Making my stressful workday better on the way home.
Love Michael McIntyre......he is the best!
1:00 after he says yeah, skip back 10 seconds twice, and each time you skip back, he is pulling the same face in different positions. This is the funniest thing I’ve discovered all day
This guy's head movements would put boxers to shame
Omg, he is so right about the creaming lmao!!
I love how excited he gets tbh!
This guy is absolutely amazing
😮 The end ! That's the dirtiest I've heard him speak! 😂
Absolutely lovely person, I love Michael’s comedy😂
JbubbleU MICHAEL
JbubbleU You repaired it!
Thomas Wigfield thank you! I’m illiterate 😂
Love his comedy. Nice clean fun and super funny 🥂
Perfectly described female reaction to smaller size clothes! I laughed my head off, MM- you are a good observer Sir!
The way this guy does what he does is just hilarious 😂
Best Humor in Quarantaine. Thanks!
Love Michael McIntyre😂😂😂👍👍👍
Not gonna lie the only reason i clicked on this video was bc dude looks like the mayor from the Lorax
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 indeed he does
Do you mean daddy o'Hare
Love Love Love this guy, he cracks me up
Rewatching this during the virus lockdown. Thanks for the laughter. Its been surreal.
I find Michael to be so hilarious. I am laughing so hard my side hurts.
He’s hilarious and pretty accurate when it comes to females and shopping 🛍
Fucking funniest human alive fuck every other stand up comedy none can come close to this guy 😭😂😂😂😂
Wait so was this made in 2009, if it is that’s really good camera/screen quality
Yes ....they had decent TV cameras 10 years ago 🤦♂️
Nakadu No I’ve been watching loads of 2009 videos and most of their TV Cameras where bad quality
@@joshhunt4844 ok...well this is just a normal show from 2009 so clearly they did have decent cameras then.
@@nakkadu this was a big production so the camera quality would be better instead of like a smaller production thing idk
I agree with Josh, when you watch things like Oscars/Emmy monologues from 2010-2012 on CZcams they are so blurry. it might be that this video was uploaded a few months ago, when other CZcams videos we see were uploaded nine or ten years ago. The issue is probably the way that CZcams used to compress the videos rather than bad camera quality.
Bet his kids are going to love watching this
i never know how to react to the back of my head, i tend to nod and smile. as far as im concerned i cant see it not my problem lol
Which is why I'd rather have a pretty spouse than be pretty. They have to look at my ugly mug. I get to look at their pretty face.
Shop with a personal shopper???? 😂😂😂😂. I have never even entered one of those shops 😂😂
This is guy is way too funny 😂
He's hilarious!
6:15 : He skips well... too well
The way he jumps up.... Maaaaan !!!
That camera crew musta got a real workout from the way he moves around on the stage
Title: size 8 and 12
Video: 8 mins, 12 seconds
*Coincidence? I think not*
1:53 sounds like aang from avatar the last air bender to me 😂
this guy is amazing
Toooo funny 😂😂😂 birthday bjs! So accurate
Why is this so relatable? I'm a size M to 2XL 😅😂
I tell people based on the sizes I can wear I'm somewhere between a size 6 and a 22... depends on which store you ask
Firetrap is bad for it. For medium you need to order a an XL
Bruh I misread this and thought it said “how can my wife be a size 8 and 12”
I love this guy
Love this kid
The title says 8 and 12 and the video is 8:12 long 🤯😂
No its 8:11
Damn oops Didn’t see it
@@asiaswislocka5133 Sherlock Holmes over here
@@asiaswislocka5133 it adds a second depending on what sorta device or country you're in
@@ryanhodgkin7475 really? It depends on the country you're in? I've never heard of that
I love that the timestamp on the video (before clicking on it) is 8:12 because it fits the title so well.
Huh
@@lilymae5662 I fixed the problem I made... it should make sense now.
@@trickytreyperfected1482 thanks
He is amazing!!!! 😂
He's soo funny. And Micheal's hair is amazing I love his hair
Recently bought two shirts, size S and XL. Both are a similar fit, both are from the same brand. It's great.
I find XL can be too small in some things and I'm not an XL, I've got a men's large jacket that I'm too big for
Makeup store employees legally have to wear makeup to work to show off the products. A friend of a friend's mum worked in one, and stopped quite quickly because she "Wore more makeup to work than [she] did when going out dancing"
Legally?
Ohhhhh somebody is sleeping on the couch tonight! Loooool
Ahhaha the barber mirror is so accurate
He's just like the boss from IT crowds!
Almost every girl can relate to the sizes never being the same numbers 😂from her bust to her waist to butt. I'm more prominent in the bust and an average butt but my waist is small😂😂🙃🙃🙃🙃 basically a war every time I try to shop.
For me I legit have zero curves and I’m flat everywhere so I basically look like a twelve year old boy
@@elizabethroy4136 you should do modeling then ;)
Elizabeth Roy same :/
HUNKragor 😂😂 yeah the only problem is I’m ugly af so 😕
Your comment, one for the wank bank
Brilliant
Yr totally fantastic ❤️.
'What a liberty'
I'd like his skincare routine. It's glowing lol
Sarah Jeong water to wash his face and natural oil from his face 😂
Loving the pink shirt!
Darling it's a shoe 😂
OMG! Me when size 12 🤣
I love it when you're walking through the mall and the people are holding out little pieces of paper with cream or lotion on it. "Hello ma'am, something for your face?" I always say "oh, it's that bad, is it?"
I had an Israeli lady get upset because i didn't buy handcream. I'm a carpenter. My hands always look terrible. Calloused and cut. I told her I wasn't going to waste $50 on something I'd never use. She was angry and told me I needed it. I just walked off. I hate these shopping stalls in the middle of the mall.
And I always say "But I'm soooo beautiful just as I am (very enthusiastically, stroking my cheek - completely doing my best to convince them I really believe it!) and then look at them very earnestly, smiling delightedly and encouragingly ask them "Don't you agree?" If they say something like "Well, your hands are looking a bit dry" I say "Don't be silly - they're gorgeous - just look at them! I'm thrilled with how lovely they are - they're works of art - I don't see how they could possibly be improved!".
If they still try to sell me something (they usually still do at this point) I keep on waxing lyrical about how happy I am with my complexion (or hair or figure or whatever it is they're pushing). One guy, when he finally twigged that I didn't mean a word of it, gave me a quick hug, agreed that I was indeed beautiful (what else could he do? - he'd finally figured out what I'd do next if he disagreed!) and was splitting his sides laughing, declaring that he loved me as I wandered off through the mall...
You've got to try it, it's so much fun - and the less lovely the body part actually is that you rave about being just gorgeous the more fun it is! Everyone feels happier for it and the odd spectator gets a giggle out of it too.
@@meganmills6545 Kudos, it must be so much fun 😂
@@silvasilvasilva It is, it's a blast. And the funniest bit is that I'm a rather staid, serious person normally (and look it, generally) so it's the last thing in the world they expect. The first time I did it even I didn't expect it. It just popped out of my mouth, sort of invited itself, and then I had to roll with it so just quickly decided I'd better "get into character". Honestly, I haven't a clue where it came from but it was a hoot! :-D
Brave man 🤣🤣🤣
This was pretty funny