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  • The undisputed king of the observation Michael Mcintyre talks us through sharing a bed with your wife who puts on firework displays and people who steal the seats off public toilets.
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Komentáře • 346

  • @msmith05
    @msmith05 Před 4 lety +1632

    I love that he never actually finishes a story, he just gets distracted and forgets about the last one

    • @feloniusgru8972
      @feloniusgru8972 Před 4 lety +25

      That's literally me

    • @Nothing-yf4ks
      @Nothing-yf4ks Před 4 lety +20

      That would annoy me if anyone did that in real life
      I’m pretty sure I’d just start yelling at you

    • @barkley2824
      @barkley2824 Před 4 lety +124

      Just Toast he doesn't forget them - obviously, he's a comedian and all of his performance is scripted - but those are actually his transitions. they're subtle and seamless and they create that sort of chatty, tangential effect, but in fact they are very deliberate. i think it's very clever how he executes them in this particular way.

    • @TheTruthKiwi
      @TheTruthKiwi Před 4 lety +39

      Just Toast Haha very true! I'm still waiting for him to tell us how the iPad started his weight loss regime

    • @Mushroom321-
      @Mushroom321- Před 4 lety +11

      It's as if a squirrel was doin jokes.. 🤣

  • @puppetsock
    @puppetsock Před 5 lety +1540

    Give Michael Mcintyre more money. He's extremely funny but not offensive in any way. More of him please.

    • @leadaniel4236
      @leadaniel4236 Před 5 lety +50

      Relatable, everyday humour. Like you say not offensive, it's brilliant. Proper family man, I love him too ❤️

    • @baileyharris9172
      @baileyharris9172 Před 4 lety +18

      I thought he was one of the most well payed comedians

    • @clarebirschel4100
      @clarebirschel4100 Před 4 lety +15

      puppetsock he’s worth millions I doubt he needs any more! He is funny though

    • @abi.005
      @abi.005 Před 4 lety +6

      Agreed. I laugh so much

    • @jdc4316
      @jdc4316 Před 4 lety +1

      Clare Birschel that’s not what he means by money lmao

  • @antonydandrea
    @antonydandrea Před 5 lety +736

    I love how all of his content is literally just commentating real life. Literally what we all experience and do and its hilarious!

    • @alexandercummins
      @alexandercummins Před 3 lety +10

      Its called, observational comedy, quite popular in the UK amongst British comedians.

    • @Msspicy2011
      @Msspicy2011 Před 3 lety

      Po

    • @m_d1905
      @m_d1905 Před 3 lety +1

      @world peace George Carlin was better and way before Seinfeld.

    • @hawks8470
      @hawks8470 Před 3 lety

      @world peace it might be but at least Michael is funny.

  • @jungletheme2094
    @jungletheme2094 Před 4 lety +439

    I love how he talks about his wife probably the only comedian who doesnt slag their wife off for a cheap laugh.

    • @woodward_m8594
      @woodward_m8594 Před 4 lety +12

      Josh wolf doesnt slag off his wife. He's great too. Great storytelling about his life ;)

    • @rbanerjee605
      @rbanerjee605 Před 4 lety +4

      vivacious 730 josh wolf slags off his son.

    • @Roe97
      @Roe97 Před 4 lety +11

      JOHN MULANEY!!!!

  • @MaximumDivine
    @MaximumDivine Před 5 lety +952

    His wife must have one helluva sense of humour cause she is always the butt of his stand-up.

    • @myjeanification
      @myjeanification Před 5 lety +99

      She's laughing all the way to the bank

    • @magster41
      @magster41 Před 5 lety +28

      @@myjeanification dont be a twat

    • @lucypembroke8333
      @lucypembroke8333 Před 5 lety +18

      @@myjeanification You took the words right out of my mouth 😂😂

    • @8yuhg
      @8yuhg Před 5 lety +52

      Yes she is very supportive and he still makes her laugh... she has said that why she married him lol 😂

    • @rosieglows
      @rosieglows Před 4 lety +29

      They've been married for 16 years.

  • @lyndarogers9024
    @lyndarogers9024 Před rokem +12

    My favourite comedian. Makes real life situations hilariously funny.

  • @Asa-df8kb
    @Asa-df8kb Před 4 lety +82

    Warning; don't eat while you watch a clip with Michel, I choked on my biscuit and coffee......

  • @LadyHashZ
    @LadyHashZ Před 4 lety +199

    He would kill it in America !!! He’s insanely funny and accurate in all counts. I just discovered him and I’m in a binge watch

    • @janicebillington2633
      @janicebillington2633 Před 4 lety +13

      And he doesn't rely on profanities to get the laughs either. How very refreshing.

    • @janicebillington2633
      @janicebillington2633 Před 4 lety +6

      And he doesn't rely on profanities to get the laughs either. How very refreshing.

    • @niknak9361
      @niknak9361 Před 4 lety +9

      Ngl Americans have a dry sense of humour. So you can’t take him because they won’t appreciate him. He is incredibly funny and amazing.

    • @leobowen-elliott9439
      @leobowen-elliott9439 Před 3 lety

      Pure Bordem No, if anything, British people have dry senses of humour. Take The Office for example. The UK version is very subtle and sarcastic while the US version relies on loud and crazy characters, although both shows were good, and so is Michael McIntyre.

    • @teaonrainyday888
      @teaonrainyday888 Před rokem

      ​@@leobowen-elliott9439 You mean the "american version" because it's an originally English show and yes of course the americans can't make decent series without loud and mad charecters

  • @katienoor1988
    @katienoor1988 Před 5 lety +238

    Me to my friends
    “Do you think I’ve lost weight ”
    My friends: uhhh....kinda

  • @1toshi32
    @1toshi32 Před 2 lety +15

    He was talking about the men pissing themselves laughing at his wife's night time antics. I was pissing myself laughing at the same time. I literally had tears in my eyes from laughing. He is such a crack up. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @tower3899
    @tower3899 Před 4 lety +111

    That’s a funny comedian for you, when the audience is laughing so loud that you sometimes can’t even hear what he is saying 😂😂😂. I’m literally in tears.

  • @teamcream8996
    @teamcream8996 Před 2 lety +9

    I’ve only ever not been able to breathe 2 times:
    1. Whilst chocking on water
    2. When binge watching this man’s comedy

  • @fujikoybanez5266
    @fujikoybanez5266 Před 5 lety +492

    😂😂😂 it’s 5am and I’m just binge watching his comedy acts

  • @LadyLoraella
    @LadyLoraella Před 4 lety +40

    'I say good morning to my phone before I say good morning to my wife'. My mom does this when she gets home, but with the dog. She spends like 15 minutes greeting and reassuring the dog and then to my dad she's just like 'hi.' and that's it.

  • @8yuhg
    @8yuhg Před 5 lety +107

    Omg the FaceTime thing is soooooo true for me! 😂

  • @amioffenbacher-ferris8148
    @amioffenbacher-ferris8148 Před 4 lety +63

    Absolutely love Michael McIntyre!! Never has a comedian, slash that, gifted story-teller made me laugh so many times in one sitting. Would love to meet his wife some day, she must be a truly fantastic person!! 😊

  • @yvonneost12
    @yvonneost12 Před rokem +7

    He is so bloody funny , I dont know if he makes his material up or has someone do it for him ~ but even remembering it all is amazing .

  • @minnamaarit
    @minnamaarit Před 4 lety +37

    He is soooo FUNNY!! My social distancing is going so well with him

    • @Jamie-lx7dj
      @Jamie-lx7dj Před 3 lety +1

      Lol this is even more for me cuz i saw him the other day cuz he lives on my street

  • @ER-uy7ct
    @ER-uy7ct Před 3 lety +10

    The only comedian who makes me laugh every time.

  • @Nettsinthewoods
    @Nettsinthewoods Před 3 lety +10

    This man has me creased up in tears. Love him to bits.

  • @ruzahel6287
    @ruzahel6287 Před 4 lety +23

    When I didn’t have a phone, I had books and cartoons. They give me about the same level of entertainment.

    • @lisahenry20
      @lisahenry20 Před 4 lety +3

      And I ignored people about the same amount, maybe even more 😂

  • @dreamhobbiz
    @dreamhobbiz Před 4 lety +20

    Literally the only comedian who can light up my day. I wanna be just like him someday.

  • @sistagalsistagal8136
    @sistagalsistagal8136 Před 3 lety +12

    I was meant to watch 1 skit before sleeping, 20 skits, two hours later and a sore gut from laughing 🤦‍♀️🤣.

  • @WxB2001
    @WxB2001 Před 3 lety +5

    10:28
    This part about the public toilets in services is comedy gold 😂😂

  • @kristenhart843
    @kristenhart843 Před 5 lety +43

    Seriously one of my favorite comedians on the planet!!😂😂😂

    • @AMack-wd6bi
      @AMack-wd6bi Před 3 lety

      Kristen- top 5 comedians ever?!!! 😉😊😊 Loooove him!!

  • @Ptr-NG
    @Ptr-NG Před 4 lety +14

    The best of all of this is that Mike is always talking about real life experiences, to which almost everyone can relate to ...

  • @tessab8038
    @tessab8038 Před 4 lety +107

    haha when i was ten my family's i-spy games got really intense with the answer being horizon, condensation, motion or sediment

    • @rvdb7363
      @rvdb7363 Před 4 lety +17

      In the Netherlands the game is played by saying the colour of the object instead of the first letter. With two colourblind brothers I usually won.

    • @blizzard5993
      @blizzard5993 Před 4 lety +2

      Tessa B lol

    • @ash-ej3uh
      @ash-ej3uh Před 4 lety +2

      I’m stealing these 😂

    • @sharonready5102
      @sharonready5102 Před 4 lety +10

      Tessa B..... my 6 yr old daughter came up with ‘tired swan ‘ once ! Yes there was a swan ....but tired ?? Hahahah

    • @2gooddrifters
      @2gooddrifters Před 4 lety +2

      B P. Bald patch. That went down well.

  • @jc9552
    @jc9552 Před 4 lety +16

    I love his sense of humor. It is spot on on stuff most of us can relate to and yet he keeps it clean.

  • @gloriapaddock4618
    @gloriapaddock4618 Před 5 lety +132

    Laughed till I cried. What a great comedian.😂😂😂😂

  • @hannahmclaren9672
    @hannahmclaren9672 Před 3 lety +10

    I love him. Makes me look at my life, and see everyone else is the same

  • @dongxuemo4090
    @dongxuemo4090 Před 4 lety +11

    I’m laughing so much my stomach hurts and I’ve got tears in my eyes

  • @JessLynch22
    @JessLynch22 Před 5 lety +130

    Gotta love Michaels comedy its great! 😂😂😂

  • @diedriegibbs6938
    @diedriegibbs6938 Před 5 lety +28

    Oh my goodness he is HILARIOUS. Good Lord my makeup smudged because I'm crying laughing😂😂😂😂

  • @WorthyMissJ
    @WorthyMissJ Před 3 lety +5

    Omfg! He's describing my sleep habits! Only, I wake myself up by burping. Lmfao!

  • @miamore5048
    @miamore5048 Před 4 lety +16

    "No,no Darling, quite the opposite" hahaha

  • @abornbuyer
    @abornbuyer Před rokem +2

    Answering the phone in the bath was hysterical because I could totally relate! Just like all of his other topics! And being from the US I haven't heard of golfers elbow but we have tennis elbow??? Binge watching Michael again to start my day with no sleep. He makes my day so much better!

  • @sherylbrown6943
    @sherylbrown6943 Před 4 lety +15

    I love michaels humour , he’s hyperactive . 😂😂😂

  • @Divergent.Spirit
    @Divergent.Spirit Před 5 lety +54

    I personally love Michael Mcintyre, don't know why there's so many haters down at the bottom.

    • @1funkyflyguy
      @1funkyflyguy Před 4 lety +4

      Well, that's just were you'll usually find them.

    • @CarmelWox11
      @CarmelWox11 Před 4 lety +4

      They have no sense of humour :3

  • @katsumi7012
    @katsumi7012 Před 4 lety +16

    8:14 it sounds like “你要干嘛啊” which means "what do you want"😂

  • @immortaljodi
    @immortaljodi Před 3 lety +3

    His bit about facetime is all too true now

  • @jaaanaaa8045
    @jaaanaaa8045 Před 4 lety +8

    Michael McIntyre is the funniest Comedian I have ever seen! 😂

  • @lucysmith4328
    @lucysmith4328 Před 5 lety +193

    9:02 is it just me or when hes saying how is wife is mumbling in another language it sounds like shes talking in the sim language?

    • @FruitBowlsAreMyThing
      @FruitBowlsAreMyThing Před 5 lety +6

      just you :P as an avid sim player it sounds nothing like simlish

    • @lucysmith4328
      @lucysmith4328 Před 5 lety +1

      @@FruitBowlsAreMyThing kk thx I never really play sims so like, idk

    • @DizzyDior12
      @DizzyDior12 Před 4 lety +2

      To me it sounds like Minions. 😂

    • @olliebonugli8881
      @olliebonugli8881 Před 4 lety

      I agree with Lucy Smith

    • @SingingWithWings
      @SingingWithWings Před 4 lety +1

      @@lucysmith4328 Sul sul! Glad to find another simmer here!

  • @Mushroom321-
    @Mushroom321- Před 4 lety +6

    "I won" ,"It's clean..". 🤣 right!?
    YES!,..

  • @margaretclark56
    @margaretclark56 Před 4 lety +6

    Absolutely love the description at around 12.00 . I frequently check the last time when toilets were cleaned and think “ WHAT?” when I walk into a dirty disgusting toilet , that technically has just been cleaned. !!

  • @Shaylalalalayyy
    @Shaylalalalayyy Před 4 lety +18

    Omg I was laughing so hard. This guy is awesome.

  • @YooHooShy1
    @YooHooShy1 Před 4 lety +16

    Me being far sighted only makes it hard to read for very long. The lines will vibrate and then blur as if my eyes are too tired to keep working. 😅The struggle is real. Glasses probably buy me a half hour more.

  • @-Nkk_Nxl_-
    @-Nkk_Nxl_- Před rokem +1

    My kind of comedy. Things that really happen and Michael is able to put an hilarious spin on everything. He makes me laugh out loud! thank you Mr. McIntyre!!!!!!!!

  • @pinkbutterflies1679
    @pinkbutterflies1679 Před 5 lety +32

    He’s so funny. I’m from the U.S. is this guy in any T.V. Or movies? If not he should be. 😂

    • @Sabs2286
      @Sabs2286 Před 5 lety +13

      He’s a British comedian.. he’s on tv shows here sometimes he has his own show too called the Michael McIntyre show it’s funny watch his live at the Apollo comedy performances they are hilarious

    • @sarahdickens9738
      @sarahdickens9738 Před 4 lety +5

      He's on British network TV a lot, but you can also find him on Netflix.

  • @captainie1
    @captainie1 Před 4 lety +8

    Absolutely brilliant thank you for giving me such a great laugh

  • @nicolarollinson4381
    @nicolarollinson4381 Před 4 lety +10

    Best laugh i've had in ages. Love it 😁😁😁😁

  • @MyrJuhl
    @MyrJuhl Před 5 lety +11

    Omg, I'm in tears. This is so funny :D

  • @cranium33333
    @cranium33333 Před 5 lety +56

    Michael is so funny. Can’t help but here Stewie Griffins voice from family guy! 🤣😂

  • @chrissyandjanaable
    @chrissyandjanaable Před 4 lety +13

    Omg he is brilliant man.Wow laughing is so good for the soul I need to laugh to keep me positive if that makes sense!!!!!!

  • @mariepaige7977
    @mariepaige7977 Před 5 lety +11

    He is hilarious 😆😆

  • @Noah_The_Potato
    @Noah_The_Potato Před 4 lety +40

    His wife talks in sims language when she sleeps

  • @anneldamorris
    @anneldamorris Před 4 lety +5

    I love his comedy and with how long i have been watching his youtube clips i just now noticed that he explains things that we all know about for example the face time joke. I dont understand why he has to explain it.

  • @omardude39
    @omardude39 Před 4 lety +3

    "that'd look quite nice at home, does that just screw off, does it?"

  • @randysgurl7469
    @randysgurl7469 Před rokem

    I have discovered Michael McIntyre & Tom Ball in the same week!!!
    Nice England!!!! WOW!!!!

  • @sistagalsistagal8136
    @sistagalsistagal8136 Před 3 lety +2

    English whit is funny, I know, my other half is a whitty English man, he has cracked me up every day since I met him without fail, so being English, whitty and MM, he just takes that fun to a whole new level 🤣.

  • @tatiannalunsford5241
    @tatiannalunsford5241 Před 5 měsíci +1

    He reminds me of Eddie Izard! He’s the funniest comedian Ive ever heard!!😂😂😂😂

  • @AcanthaRayneOakMoon
    @AcanthaRayneOakMoon Před 4 lety +3

    So hilarious. One of my favourite comedians of all time. I was thinking during that last bit about loo seats.... that technically in the gents toilets, loo seats are only necessary less than half the time considering the first thing most men do on entering the loo, is to put the loo seat up lol

  • @glennreggie3036
    @glennreggie3036 Před 4 lety +10

    The new Jerry Seinfeld of situational comedy 😂😊👍🏽

  • @greenhippie5360
    @greenhippie5360 Před 4 lety +4

    LOL! I haven't laughed this hard in a long time!

  • @seerpou
    @seerpou Před 5 lety +82

    he just went on a huge tangent. hello i wanted to hear about ur weight loss

  • @allisonp71
    @allisonp71 Před 4 lety +3

    He is so funny! I want more videos 😁

  • @tiarehenry7507
    @tiarehenry7507 Před 4 lety +4

    It's really hard not to laugh In The middle of the night

  • @ryansreborns
    @ryansreborns Před 5 lety +11

    I’ve had an iPhone since I was 4 years old 😂 I definitely think it was to shut me up

    • @Sam-oo1uo
      @Sam-oo1uo Před 5 lety +6

      Terrible and lazy parenting. No child that young should have a phone.

    • @Candorsmayhem
      @Candorsmayhem Před 4 lety

      Sam it's really no different than having a gameboy.

  • @PlainVlogs
    @PlainVlogs Před 5 lety +29

    So fkn good 😂😂

  • @teddythespringer8117
    @teddythespringer8117 Před 3 lety +1

    I wanna see his wife react to this 😂😂

  • @lisarawlinson2049
    @lisarawlinson2049 Před 4 lety +1

    In the bath..watching this 😂

  • @sienashawver6511
    @sienashawver6511 Před 3 lety

    Thumb war ninja🤣🤣🤣that floored me

  • @jamesdspaderf2883
    @jamesdspaderf2883 Před 4 lety +3

    08:46- how many of you immediately googled Mrs Michael McIntyre!

  • @mimi8352
    @mimi8352 Před 4 lety +3

    He’s so funny!

  • @bladgier
    @bladgier Před 4 lety

    "I just frisby an iPod fuck off" tha destroyed me hahaah

  • @Chilcutte
    @Chilcutte Před 4 lety +2

    I use the Ferry Bathroom stall with no Lock* because it is always clean*

  • @MissteriousMisstress
    @MissteriousMisstress Před 5 lety +56

    That thumbwar bit killed Meh.

  • @JustDeepSilence
    @JustDeepSilence Před 4 lety +2

    His wife sounds like the og minions 🤣

  • @beckymason6535
    @beckymason6535 Před 4 lety +2

    So bloody funny!!!

  • @shijoejoseph2011
    @shijoejoseph2011 Před měsícem +1

    Why is the window open? Talk to me...
    Loo seats and socks in dryer...share an uncanny bond with each other!

  • @ivanolsen7966
    @ivanolsen7966 Před 4 lety +6

    8:11 ....... i've had a coughing fit after laughing too much .....l

  • @declansargent7813
    @declansargent7813 Před 5 lety +4

    The best

  • @stonks9755
    @stonks9755 Před 3 lety

    "i...... spy" xD

  • @LPAh.973
    @LPAh.973 Před 5 lety

    Love it hahaha

  • @Liv.s05
    @Liv.s05 Před 4 lety

    When he talked about the long sighted people it killed me I am long sighted and when he was like someone will be talking to you and you are like who are you go away then when they are a decent distance away u r like wait come back where r u going

  • @jakeriese4862
    @jakeriese4862 Před 8 měsíci +2

    Thanks

  • @user-zj7cs2bc2i
    @user-zj7cs2bc2i Před 3 lety

    He is great!!!!

  • @mahimakalla1861
    @mahimakalla1861 Před 2 lety

    He has been texting since he was born 🤣

  • @michellecourtney780
    @michellecourtney780 Před 4 lety +10

    I've had tennis elbow and I don't play tennis either.

  • @thejasonbischoff
    @thejasonbischoff Před 4 lety +1

    I’m from earth and this guy is funny.

  • @rachelring2542
    @rachelring2542 Před 5 lety +6

    Yes!! Eye spy.

  • @feirouzefoufa3036
    @feirouzefoufa3036 Před 4 lety +1

    Night farts lol fireworks 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💫💥💣

  • @louisebentley4886
    @louisebentley4886 Před 4 lety +12

    I can see Michael's missus requesting another "word" with him

  • @Zombiiedevil
    @Zombiiedevil Před 4 lety

    I was born in 2006 and I played I spy and thumbwars all the time, I guess since my sister was born in the 90’s we had more old fashioned ways on entertainment.

  • @mandylam5439
    @mandylam5439 Před 4 lety

    I'm dead, people steal toilet seats?? The fuck goes on in London 😂😂😂

  • @lavendergilly5843
    @lavendergilly5843 Před 4 lety +7

    Is it just me or does he speak faster since losing weight

  • @tiaking234
    @tiaking234 Před 5 lety +51

    It’s funny coz I can relate on both sides coz I’m the last generation that really experienced life without apple and that 😂 (like half my childhood was hop scotch, thumb wars etc. And since the age of 10 iPads, iPhones etc.)

    • @beckymason6535
      @beckymason6535 Před 4 lety +1

      Me too....born in 83, childhood without tech. First time i heard of mobile phones was in high school. And my kids (10,8,3) dont have phones or ipads...yet.

    • @samjoshi1812
      @samjoshi1812 Před 4 lety

      Apple tech and stuff didn't really become a part of childhood leisure till around 2010

    • @tiaking234
      @tiaking234 Před 4 lety

      Sam 88 Yh ik I’m only 13 so I remember having old stuff (apple was just made in 2007 when I was 3 and wasn’t everywhere) so like half of my life was stuff carried on from the late 90’s . So I ain’t had my whole life on tablets and that like the toddlers these days

    • @samjoshi1812
      @samjoshi1812 Před 4 lety +2

      @@tiaking234 Feels like ppl born from the 70s-80s think they're the last generation to play stuff like 'thumb-wars' and I-spy

    • @nicoleblacklaws5515
      @nicoleblacklaws5515 Před 4 lety

      Tia King why is this so relatable😂 I loved those games over iPhones and stuff bc my parents showed us this stuff more.

  • @neisham7478
    @neisham7478 Před 5 lety +1

    love ya

  • @karenc1733
    @karenc1733 Před 4 lety

    You are sooooo in trouble with the Mrs!!!

  • @archiejackson833
    @archiejackson833 Před 5 lety +37

    I'm drunk and not appreciating how much you're moving

  • @giselledsouza4073
    @giselledsouza4073 Před 4 lety +1

    I bet Michael always sleeps funny