As much as I feel bad for Geoff for his divorce, the conversation about him eating popsicles for dinner two nights in a row was exactly what I was expecting
Chef here, 15 years+ sharper the knife, the less you'll cry when it comes to onions. The reason you cry is the fumes from the liquid inside an onion. The reason the liquid comes out is because the dull knife breaks the onion. So therefore having a sharp ass knife will stop from crushing the onion.
Michael will start when they need him too, but fuck you if you think he will stop on a specific time. Once you get him started he will go until he is fucking done, no sooner.
Wow I don't think I've laughed so hard at anything for a while as I did with Jeremy's confusion and sadness towards the end. "Buttholes are the number one reason I don't think god exists" - Jeremy Dooley, 2017
Michael's imitation of Jeremy running someone over in GTA had me crying laughing from the audio alone. I thought I was going to crash my car. 2:10:35 for reference
One of my favorite things about this Podcast is hearing the members of the Broadcast Crew laugh so loud the mics pic it up. xD Hearing them laugh at what's going is just one of the best things!
Grape flavor is actually Concord grape flavor. I don't know why they chose those grapes to represent grape flavor. Just like banana flavor is of an extinct strain of banana. The more you know
Lies4aSinner No, he isn't. The flavor most people know as "artificial banana" is modeled after the Gros Michel banana, which was almost entirely wiped out by a banana blight a few decades ago. The banana we tend to eat these days is the Cavendish, which was mostly passed over before the blight.
One of my favorite Off Topics ever. So many magnificent moments. On a serious note though, I hadn't realized Geoff and Griffin were getting a divorce. As a dude who is 5 months into his 1st divorce, Geoff I love you and I hope you get through this okay. It sucks a lot and nothing can change that but I hope for the best for you. I hope you remember how much joy you bring to us fans and try to direct a little of the the love we feel for you towards yourself.
There was so much interaction between them in this one. He pinches her cheeks, grabs her face and kisses her cheek. The hopeless romantic in me was running wild.
To be honest Geoff's problem does not seem to be connected to age. It has to do more with stress. Generally when a male is dealing with large amounts of stress sometimes it creates a situation where they are unable to finish.
Poor Geoff. I just want to give him a hug. I hope he knows he is loved and that he learns to love himself and take better care of himself. I'm sure everyone at AH is there for him to help him get through this tough time.
I'm surprise all this stuff about Egyptian Gods and Michael didn't mention Yugioh?? Did everyone forget about slifer the sky dragon, God of Obelisk and Sun Dragon Ra???
DamuEmran Fun fact about Slifer the Sky Dragon, he’s actually supposed to be called Osiris the Sky Dragon but he was given the name Slifer as a Tribute to one of 4-kids producers Roger Slifer. Which by the way, that dude has the coolest last name ever.
For some reason,the whole thing about Geoff not being able to say anything purposefully mean to try to hurt Millie melted my heart... ...Meanwhile,when we moved into the house I live in now,I knocked over a coffee pot belonging to the previous owner and spilt coffee everywhere and spent ten minutes being screamed at and belittled by my mother in front of the movers. Fun times.
So I'm about 40 minutes in and all I can say is; Fuck, what I wouldn't give just to observe Lindsay and Michael for a week or so when they're alone. Just.... To see Michael do his thing. It'd be hilarious.
....Do people think I mean 'sex' when I say 'Michael do his thing' or something? I'd just love to see Michael annoy Lindsay, much like he does on this very podcast, but in full on mode. Because I think it'd be funny/cute. Not like I want to jerk off to it.
12:50 Isis/Iris and Anubis didn't have Horus. It was Iris and Osiris (Egyptian god of the Underworld). Anubis is the Egyptian god of the afterlife and mummification. And yes, I'm fun at parties. :)
In terms of the "Git Gud" discussion this is what I think: Wild Lands, not a popular enough game to gain enough views; Battlefield, too big of teams for their one squad to have an influence over the entire game; CoD I feel like could work, it's popular enough (which I assume it is, I mean it is CoD after all); and Rocket League, which is an insanely popular game, I don't like it all that much, but I can see the series working. In my opinion, I really want CoD Zombies to become a series, it has a dedicated fanbase and they have NoahJ456 under their umbrella who they can use to their advantage.. I know that's personal bias but I feel like I broke it down well.
David Wieneke dude how long have you watched AH? That's literally their relationship. They give each other shit constantly, they have the same, abrasive personality. Michael also constantly talks about the cute shit they do to each other
This is why I love this podcast, these are my people. Just watched it today (sunday) and I swear the the whole actors lose weight conversation I had the discussion with my friends at my comic shop yesterday and we cleared all those points.
Doesn't look like she likes it. This podcast and the one prior she puts her hand on her cheek to stop him from pinching her. It seems incredibly rude that she gets interrupted every time she talks because Michael pinches her. At least do it when she isn't speaking.
You gotta wait awhile Geoff, you're still hurting and getting used to things, just whatever you do, please don't drink. I don't want to see you go down that road again.
Talking about Santa and kids... my 5 year old went around his kindergarten class to tell each kid that Santa is not real and ten followed it up with the tooth fairy being a lie lol
The best way not to cry while cutting onions, is keeping them in the fridge. I started doing it like 7 years ago, and I will never go back. I have not cried cutting an onion since. There is also a "quicker" method to making it so that an onion doesn't make you cry. About an hour before you need to cut it, put it in a bowl of water and in the fridge. You won't cry then either.
I'm a cook in a very busy kitchen, and I often have to cut batches on 100+ large onions, and I can confirm that chewing gum, specifically mint or speremint are the best in my experience.
Honestly, you gotta take it slow with butt stuff. Experienced folks and porn stars can just grab a cucumber and some olive oil and go to town but you need to walk before you run. Also, cucumbers drizzled with olive oil and a sprinkle of salt make a nice summertime veggie plate that almost anyone can enjoy regardless of dietary restrictions.
When Geoff was trying to talk about get good I just wanted to scream “shut the fuck up” to the other four people. Wouldn’t let Geoff say anything without interrupting
You must be new here, let me introduce you. This is Achievement Hunter, and they enjoy talking over each other, all the time as a matter of fact. They also don't give a shit if it happens, because like I said, they do it to each other, all the time. Get used to it, it's gonna be a wild ride for you, or you can just gtfo.
Well, nowadays if you want music that will tailor to millennials, you only need to play one note, every other measure. If you want good music, like 50's Jazz, you need to play 7 16th notes slurred along the F blues scales. Not the same
yes well thats all a matter of opinion on what is good music or not though and while i hold the the same view as you that doesn't ultimately change what it is.
You can make ice cream really easily. Mix stuff into eagle brand sweetened condensed milk, then fold in whipped heavy cream. FREEZE IT, and poof. Ice cream.
Lindsay, if you want a really good history series go check out Hardcore History with Dan Carlin. It's incredible. He covers many subjects, episodes are sometimes 6 hours long, fair warning.
Bam Margera is actually doing really well right now, he's lost some weight, quit drinking, and has got back into skateboarding. Element is even releasing some of his old graphics to celebrate him coming back.
Proper way to cut an onion without crying is to not cut the root until you need to. Gordon Ramsay has a nice video on finely dicing an onion that'll give tips.
As much as I feel bad for Geoff for his divorce, the conversation about him eating popsicles for dinner two nights in a row was exactly what I was expecting
He seems happy....like it does suck but atleast they was adult about it
What divorce? Did he and Griffon get a divorce or is he talking about his old wife?
Yes.Griffon and Geoff got a divorce
Jeremy's dad needs to meet Geoff's mother so they can bond over how unimpressed they both are with their sons.
Little Bit Of Everything Is Geoffs mother legit not impressed with him? He’s probably more successful than anyone in his family’s history lol.
But Geoff ain't Alabama successful.
nicholis ling he has mentioned in the past that his mom doesn't like him
Then had to apologize in the next podcast because his mom found out.
Little Bit Of Everything lol, "sorry Mom". I'm sure that's not what he said but it just sounds funny to me that Geoff would have to apologize
The easy way not to cry when cutting onions is simple. Don't form an emotional attachment to them.
Sharpen the knife
Wear swim goggles, the big ones that cover your nose.
I am not even joking. Works like a charm.
Seriously sharpen the knife. The cleaner the cut the less cell walls are destroyed spraying acid in the air
Try not to cut the root it’s what releases the pheromones that make you cry
I fucking adore Michael being all lovey and smushy to Lindsey it's so freaking cute and nice to see that side of Michael
“Assholes are the number one reason I’m convinced God doesn’t exist” - Jeremy
Molly Williams timestamp.
NothingYT 2:05:57
Chef here, 15 years+ sharper the knife, the less you'll cry when it comes to onions. The reason you cry is the fumes from the liquid inside an onion. The reason the liquid comes out is because the dull knife breaks the onion. So therefore having a sharp ass knife will stop from crushing the onion.
Lindsey and Michael interacting with each other is just too adorable
It makes me chuckle that other podcasts have a strict running time and Off Topic is all "nah fuck it, it'll run for as long as it'll run"
Pka has 3-5 hour podcasts
Michael will start when they need him too, but fuck you if you think he will stop on a specific time. Once you get him started he will go until he is fucking done, no sooner.
Yea they really get off topic
2:05:04
"When my--when Griffon did the..."
That was legitimately disheartening.
:(
.... Woah....
RED MEDINA He definitely loves her still. It’s so sad.
Did I miss something what happened?
Its Jid Geoff and Griffon are getting a divorce
I love the flow between these 4. I really extra like Trevor's humor with Lindsay's, too.
mariekt theres five people though
Frikin love when Lil J is in podcasts and stuff. He has good stories. Props Lil J.
Michael is so adorable with Lindsey and I always love her reactions with him. So adorable! 1:04:06
"Jack, fully nude, 'The game came out Friday.'"
Wow I don't think I've laughed so hard at anything for a while as I did with Jeremy's confusion and sadness towards the end.
"Buttholes are the number one reason I don't think god exists" - Jeremy Dooley, 2017
you know it's gonna be a good episode when it's nearly 3 hours long and Michael's making that fce in the thumbnail
Its good to see affectionate Michael
Note: Iris and Isis - Not the same deity. Iris - Greek Goddess of Rainbows. Isis - Egyptian Goddess of Magic.
Michael's imitation of Jeremy running someone over in GTA had me crying laughing from the audio alone. I thought I was going to crash my car. 2:10:35 for reference
Gavin git gud driving
"He does a lot of tongue stuff"
"So do you"
Well damn
Timestamp?
Samuel Cheffins 2:47
Trevor: She's going to be well armed going into school.
Me: ummm, you might want too .. um.... rephrase ... that.
Stream Intrupter Aleks nahh have you seen all those weapons in the AH Room? She's gonna have so many knives.
Stream Intrupter Aleks 🐄 🔪
One of my favorite things about this Podcast is hearing the members of the Broadcast Crew laugh so loud the mics pic it up. xD
Hearing them laugh at what's going is just one of the best things!
Their mythology talk hurt my soul. Iris and Isis are completely different deities, and Anubis is not the husband of Isis...
Grape flavor is actually Concord grape flavor. I don't know why they chose those grapes to represent grape flavor. Just like banana flavor is of an extinct strain of banana. The more you know
specialkman I knew the second one. Thanks for the first one
The banana isnt extinct people just dont eat it anymore
the phat michel banana?
are you fucking stupid? "extinct strain of banana" you fucking idiot
Lies4aSinner No, he isn't. The flavor most people know as "artificial banana" is modeled after the Gros Michel banana, which was almost entirely wiped out by a banana blight a few decades ago. The banana we tend to eat these days is the Cavendish, which was mostly passed over before the blight.
One of my favorite Off Topics ever. So many magnificent moments.
On a serious note though, I hadn't realized Geoff and Griffin were getting a divorce. As a dude who is 5 months into his 1st divorce, Geoff I love you and I hope you get through this okay. It sucks a lot and nothing can change that but I hope for the best for you. I hope you remember how much joy you bring to us fans and try to direct a little of the the love we feel for you towards yourself.
when Michael pinches Lindsay's cheek at 18:32 my heart fucking melted!!!
I knowwww! It was adorable!
i mean.. there is a lot to pinch on that face...
There was so much interaction between them in this one. He pinches her cheeks, grabs her face and kisses her cheek. The hopeless romantic in me was running wild.
Jeffery Sparks Michael did the "I love you" pinch/smush in this one
and when he kisses her cheek at 1:30:28!! AHHHHHHHH! X3
Jeremy silently questioning life throughout this video makes the whole thing...
To be honest Geoff's problem does not seem to be connected to age. It has to do more with stress. Generally when a male is dealing with large amounts of stress sometimes it creates a situation where they are unable to finish.
Me: Sees cool beer mug*
I WANT ONE!
goes to RT store*
Sold out*
other people had the same idea lol
2:23:18 Big oof in 2020, Michael
'Achievement Hunter mouth sounds' should be a song for the musical.
I love the friendship Jeremy and Lindsey have
God damn I love Goeff. I’ll marry you bud, c’mere.
Poor Geoff. I just want to give him a hug. I hope he knows he is loved and that he learns to love himself and take better care of himself. I'm sure everyone at AH is there for him to help him get through this tough time.
I'm gonna watch the whole two and a half hours, but you bet I'm absolutely going to fast forward the 10 seconds promoting the sale
The promotion for the sale is literally less than 3 seconds long.
At least it's not Lupe and located somewhere randomly in the video
Joke's on you, they promote the RT store in the podcast as well
It's 4 seconds. Wastes literally none of your time
I’m pretty sure this comment was sarcastic... I feel like everyone who replied didn’t get that...
To the dude that makes the peach moonshine, keep it up, because the content is always better when they are a little bit tipsy
Michael can't stop won't stop with those love pinches for Lindsay and I love it
I saw Mr. Dooley and thought Jermeys dad was on.
Mr. Haywood's my father, Call me fucking insane.
Professor Genki Mr. Haywood is my father, call me Mad King 👑
Professor Genki You’re fucking insane
Call me Pubert
I love Michael and Lindsay together. My fiancé teases me similarily to the way Michael teases Lindsay.
I'm surprise all this stuff about Egyptian Gods and Michael didn't mention Yugioh?? Did everyone forget about slifer the sky dragon, God of Obelisk and Sun Dragon Ra???
DamuEmran Fun fact about Slifer the Sky Dragon, he’s actually supposed to be called Osiris the Sky Dragon but he was given the name Slifer as a Tribute to one of 4-kids producers Roger Slifer. Which by the way, that dude has the coolest last name ever.
nicholis ling oh my god that explains the yugioh abridged joke of “Slifer the Executive Producer”
“ sun dragon ra” was based off the sun god ahkman ra. Who Trevor mentioned. With his staring into the sun comment at 11:00
I love the lighting round shirt, really sums up the atmosphere of their lets play's
This was a great show, awesome chemistry with these 4, plus a bonus with Geoff
never seen Michael so affectionate towards Lindsay!!! nice!
I'd love to watch a video where Lindsay just explained stuff in history like that.
For some reason,the whole thing about Geoff not being able to say anything purposefully mean to try to hurt Millie melted my heart...
...Meanwhile,when we moved into the house I live in now,I knocked over a coffee pot belonging to the previous owner and spilt coffee everywhere and spent ten minutes being screamed at and belittled by my mother in front of the movers.
Fun times.
Candice Westbrook Get over it.
So I'm about 40 minutes in and all I can say is; Fuck, what I wouldn't give just to observe Lindsay and Michael for a week or so when they're alone. Just.... To see Michael do his thing. It'd be hilarious.
Ziorac creepy as fuck dude.
Ziorac stop it get some help
....Do people think I mean 'sex' when I say 'Michael do his thing' or something? I'd just love to see Michael annoy Lindsay, much like he does on this very podcast, but in full on mode. Because I think it'd be funny/cute. Not like I want to jerk off to it.
The only Real World show I would ever want to watch. Give us Real World: Austin
18:32 Effin Adorable Alert
Geoff Cam is a must if Rocket League is one! Adding a Non Participating Cam for the Git Gud series would be a great addition!
Geoff's got it all wrong, the rose-petals-on-the-bed equivalent for peeing during sex is just a bunch of asparagus all about the bed
12:50 Isis/Iris and Anubis didn't have Horus. It was Iris and Osiris (Egyptian god of the Underworld). Anubis is the Egyptian god of the afterlife and mummification.
And yes, I'm fun at parties. :)
Isis and Iris are separate deities. If you want to compare Greek, Roman and Egyptian gods, it's more like Isis/Demeter/Ceres.
Oh, okay. Thanks for the clarification. It's been a while since I've talked about mythology.
No worries, they said it wrong and for a while I was confused cause I've never heard of Isis being the goddess of rainbow.
Brian B. Was looking for this comment before I made it good job keeping up with your mythology.
Why you say ur fun at parties like it's a bad thing?
I'm so glad I'm not the only one who actually watched and enjoyed yu yu hakusho.
In terms of the "Git Gud" discussion this is what I think: Wild Lands, not a popular enough game to gain enough views; Battlefield, too big of teams for their one squad to have an influence over the entire game; CoD I feel like could work, it's popular enough (which I assume it is, I mean it is CoD after all); and Rocket League, which is an insanely popular game, I don't like it all that much, but I can see the series working.
In my opinion, I really want CoD Zombies to become a series, it has a dedicated fanbase and they have NoahJ456 under their umbrella who they can use to their advantage.. I know that's personal bias but I feel like I broke it down well.
From around the 2hr mark you can watch Jeremy progress through the 5 stages of grief
1:53:02 Oh my gosh! I took that when I was younger. That stuff was amazing. I've thought about it before and never known what the heck it was
At 1.30.30 my heart melted Michael and Lindsay are just goals there so cute ❤️💛💚💙💜
SammieBoo 1:30:30
can we seriously get a "Learning with Lindsay' segment?
My god Michael and Lindsay are so fucking cuteeee
On video, the two hate on each other a ton but they definitely love each other so much.
David Wieneke dude how long have you watched AH? That's literally their relationship. They give each other shit constantly, they have the same, abrasive personality. Michael also constantly talks about the cute shit they do to each other
I’ve never seen Geoff that excited and it was all about BANANA POPSICLES 😂😂😂😂😂😂
hah, Michael's "my first mustache".
-Why wasn't it "Lightning Round Bitches!"
-Goeffs now a Bannanaholic
-Drunk Trevor is pretty funny.
Holy hell. Listening to Jeremy terribly explain Egyptian mythology is killing me slowly
This is why I love this podcast, these are my people. Just watched it today (sunday) and I swear the the whole actors lose
weight conversation I had the discussion with my friends at my comic shop yesterday and we cleared all those points.
That Egyptian lesson hurt me at first. Isis married to Anubis please save me no
Michael’s being so affectionate with Lindsay in this it’s cute
Doesn't look like she likes it. This podcast and the one prior she puts her hand on her cheek to stop him from pinching her. It seems incredibly rude that she gets interrupted every time she talks because Michael pinches her. At least do it when she isn't speaking.
Off Topic really keeps me going on those shitty Sundays
I love how you can watch Jeremy slowly get more and more uncomfortable while they're having the butt/fingering convo😂
Bring me back to Winter of 2017, Such better times
2:25 as a bass player I can confirm. Lots of shoulder exercises and crack
You gotta wait awhile Geoff, you're still hurting and getting used to things, just whatever you do, please don't drink. I don't want to see you go down that road again.
Michael was very touchy with Lindsay this podcast. I smell another baby Jones coming very soon.
you're a weirdo
They have to, it was an extra life punishment
With the way Lindsay slams her alcohol, or spills it all over the table, I don't think it'll be happening anytime soon. Maybe in a few months
But Lindsay was pounding drinks...hopefully you smell it further in the future xD
Broekje Its sweet honestly.
Dang, last time I was this early Jeremy wasn't an alcoholic.
So never?
People from Boston can't stop being Alcoholics
Dominion Sorcerer And Geoff was.
Congratulations on another original joke
Cubsflims TheBandit025 you're not wrong
Talking about Santa and kids... my 5 year old went around his kindergarten class to tell each kid that Santa is not real and ten followed it up with the tooth fairy being a lie lol
So happy Geoff got smart and started to drink Diet Pepsi
The best way not to cry while cutting onions, is keeping them in the fridge. I started doing it like 7 years ago, and I will never go back. I have not cried cutting an onion since. There is also a "quicker" method to making it so that an onion doesn't make you cry. About an hour before you need to cut it, put it in a bowl of water and in the fridge. You won't cry then either.
I literally shed a tear when I heard about goeff
Dominic Barnes heard what?
DFed324 that he'd got divorced
As a bass player, I appreciate when people mention us :)
They broke Jeremy with the butt stuff talk.
It’s nice to that Michael is still really touchy with Lindsay
As long as you don't break the root while cutting the onion your eyes won't water.
I'm a cook in a very busy kitchen, and I often have to cut batches on 100+ large onions, and I can confirm that chewing gum, specifically mint or speremint are the best in my experience.
2ND YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF OFF TOPIC!!!
So are they going to make "Trevor Hates Grapes" shirts?
Conola oil on the knife before cutting an onion stops the fumes from escaping so fast and prevents or slows down the crying
Honestly, you gotta take it slow with butt stuff. Experienced folks and porn stars can just grab a cucumber and some olive oil and go to town but you need to walk before you run.
Also, cucumbers drizzled with olive oil and a sprinkle of salt make a nice summertime veggie plate that almost anyone can enjoy regardless of dietary restrictions.
When Geoff was trying to talk about get good I just wanted to scream “shut the fuck up” to the other four people. Wouldn’t let Geoff say anything without interrupting
Also I think you guys should do smite still. It’d be amazing for you guys to be actually decent and it
Preston Collins But they were all talking about it...
You must be new here, let me introduce you.
This is Achievement Hunter, and they enjoy talking over each other, all the time as a matter of fact. They also don't give a shit if it happens, because like I said, they do it to each other, all the time. Get used to it, it's gonna be a wild ride for you, or you can just gtfo.
So Griffin got the house.
Shoutout to Geoff all things considered for staying on the wagon through all this.
In Mexico the red sauce is normally spicier because green is made with avocado
My teacher makes me play 20 different notes at 210 bmp
You don't know the struggles of bass
Katarina Pratt i feel ya man, people just dont know
Well, nowadays if you want music that will tailor to millennials, you only need to play one note, every other measure.
If you want good music, like 50's Jazz, you need to play 7 16th notes slurred along the F blues scales.
Not the same
yes well thats all a matter of opinion on what is good music or not though and while i hold the the same view as you that doesn't ultimately change what it is.
Your struggle reminds me of the anime, Hibike Euphonium!
This, this was a fun episode.
Still Sad Geoff and Griffon are getting a divorce
I would LOVE a "Lindsay Explains" series omg
Right off the bat everything about playing bass that they said was wrong, gotta love AH
You can make ice cream really easily. Mix stuff into eagle brand sweetened condensed milk, then fold in whipped heavy cream. FREEZE IT, and poof. Ice cream.
Literal Extra Life stretch goal, Jeremy tries it...
Lindsay, if you want a really good history series go check out Hardcore History with Dan Carlin. It's incredible. He covers many subjects, episodes are sometimes 6 hours long, fair warning.
"I'M EATING BANANA FLAVOR RIGHT NOW, HITLER" -Geoff Ramsay 2017
Bam Margera is actually doing really well right now, he's lost some weight, quit drinking, and has got back into skateboarding. Element is even releasing some of his old graphics to celebrate him coming back.
Proper way to cut an onion without crying is to not cut the root until you need to. Gordon Ramsay has a nice video on finely dicing an onion that'll give tips.
Excited for Lindsay Explains Shit Show :)
I'd watch it.
I'm still waiting for another installment of Bethany Knows Stuff.
It'd be more like "Lindsay Explains, Shit Show" and it would be brilliant.
AH Explains Shit would be a great series, It'd be like Drunk History except more booze and even less actual facts.