Honest Trailers | Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire
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Honest Trailers | Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire
Voice Narration: Jon Bailey aka Epic Voice Guy
Title Design: Robert Holtby
Written by: Spencer Gilbert, Lon Harris
Produced by: Spencer Gilbert
Edited by: Kevin Williamsen
Post-Production Manager: Emin Bassavand
Content Manager: Mikołaj Kossakowski
Post-Production Specialist: Rebecca Castaneda
VP Content: Max Dionne
#honesttrailers #kong #godzilla #entertainment #trailer
Godzilla: *"PREPARE FOR TROUBLE!"*
King Kong: *"AND MAKE IT DOUBLE!"*
😂😂😂😂
Mothra: "MOTHRA, THAT'S RIGHT!"
Team Kaiju is blasting of again?
Please someone make an image of that.😂😂
@@raulrubio222I gave this prompt to Meta AI and it could not generate it! Fear of Nintendo I think 😂😂
2021: Godzilla v Kong
2024: Godzilla x Kong
2026: Godzilla y Kong
What happened to Godzilla w Kong?
@@Chipotleadvisoryask WB? 🤷🏿♂️
2030: Godzilla 4 Kong
2028: Godzilla z Kong
And the fact that it still means "and" in Spanish is crazy
"Lemme just google how close I live to any landmarks." Yeah -- I'd be looking that up too.
Only now?. You're at least 20 years late
It's the nice part of living in the middle of nowhere.
"TONY SKAR WAS ABLE TO BUILT THIS IN A CAVE WITH A BOX OF SPINES". 10/10.
That was funny. My name for Skar King is "Koba Khan."
@@_GeneralMechanics_I call him fuzzypants...because his legs are fuzzy...😊😂😂😂
I heard the best description of this movie: its a big budget version of someone smashing their action figures together and sometimes thats all u want
It’s almost a 3d animated movie.
It was fun for sure
Thats what monster movie should be instead of Muh family
But at least when kids do that their story makes more sense 😅 even if they don’t have a story
Literally!! 😂 the whole theatre was so hype at the end we clapped! Gotta love seeing your childhood imagination come to life ❤ WB knows what we want
"that's the kinda stupid i can get behind " is the whole tagline of these movies and i love it
I agree but I'm totally fine with it. Sometimes I just want to watch 2 hours of the rule of cool.
She's not even parked in a parking lot. Right on the grass for no reason. I was crying laughing 😂
And the surrounding grass were in perfect form, like they weren't ran over by the tires of a four-wheeled car lmao
And the new Volkswagen ID4, you can park wherever you want to!
The product placement that’s Transformer worthy.
because the green and red look good together for the commerci- i mean movie
I was sitting in the theater next to my brother when that "scene" popped up and I was like whoa that is the most blatant product placement I've seen since that Wayne's World bit where they made fun of product placement in films
This is the first time Mothra and Kong have ever appeared in the same movie
0:44 MURICA IS STILL DOING WRESTLEMANIA 🤣🤣🤣🤣
It seems like you don't know that kaiju wrestling is part of the Japanese filmography of the 60s/70s.
GXK is inspired by those
What are you even talking about? He was just repeating what Epic Voice Guy said @@destroyerzilla7634
Not even close what Godzilla did in many Japanese movies.
WrestleMania 40 was 7 days later lol
@@destroyerzilla7634 yea, but its not the 60s anymore you know
'Now THAT'S the kind of stupid I can get behind!' Summarizes my feelings for this movie so well 😂
It was kind of glorious, despite that I prefer thoughtful films 😅
National Geographic meets Wrestlemania 😅😅
Look sometimes I want a extremely complex movie that challenges my thoughts. And other days I just want to watch some crazy wall to wall action. This was definitely the wall to wall action side of things but it was really good.
"Dollar Store Airbenders"....😂😂😂😂 I can't with this channel anymore😂😂
Im still laughing with that !!! LMAO !!!
We did get Godzilla sleeping in the Colosseum like a wittle cat baby so worth it!
It i fits I sits , Kaiju version
the technical term for a cat baby is a kitten, many people don't know this
Lol try
@@owen-trombone No, you're thinking of the technical term for a baby cat. Easy to confuse them.
The movie was great.
Say: "I'm taking my balls and leaving." In your best Vincent Price impression.
I heard that in my head and was thoroughly disturbed.
love that we are still getting jokes from "Save Martha"
*WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME!?!*
Cause dawn of justice is a real good movie in a world of forgettable and bad comic films
@@saintniccage2818 your being serious?
@@saintniccage2818did you get rfk jr’s brain worms?
Love that
My favorite part was when Godzilla decided to get a makeover and become the physical embodiment of Barbenheimer.
Lmao 😂😂😂
You win
To be fair, the Titans don't destroy cities any more than regular superheroes in the movies.
Just like in the real world, large animals tend to avoid human areas.
Not intentionally, anyhow....
0:01 Look Ma, I'm on an Honest Trailer video.
Let’s goooooo!!!!
"No Kong,don't run away to use a Summon!" got me even harder than it should have
4:57 All gundams treat depression!
... except for EVA units, we don't talk about those.
That's not how you say Gurren Lagann
@@Martialartfruituser Are you implying Gurren Lagann doesn't treat depression? Because I am sure that they are in the "All gundams treat depression" category.
The SuperPlex off the pyramids may have been the best part of the movie.
It was only missing "This is Awesome" chants afterward😂
For me the best part of the movie was when gravity gets inverted and everyone else is still disoriented Godzilla's immediately smashing monkeys.
I knew this was gonna be pretty ok when Kong smacked other Kong's with a baby
I laughed really hard at that in the theaters. Absolutely hilarious.
It was a "brain dead" moment
@@kasiakuba this was a "brain dead" comment
I saw a clip of that on Twitter and went straight to the movies that same evening
@@Kanoog ooooo burn bro. Gotem
In honor of Euro 2024, please say "It's STILL not coming home!"
Bit harsh
😂
To a team half African? Who still cares?
Hahahahahaha. To troll english people
So fun
"Monkey goes ARRRR! Lizard goes ARRRR! They fight crime!"
"WWE at the zoo"
That's....why I'm here
Godzilla speared Kong through a pyramid and then immediately followed that up with a suplex. This is a masterpiece
Spear!!! SPear!!!
Is anyone else concerned that our main access to maths is now through giant monster flicks? 'Godzilla -1', 'Godzilla x King'. What next? 'Pacific Rim: Divided by Nought'?
They already did Mecha, mecha Godzilla 😅 It's the same franchise I think? They just need to develop their own human Jaeger story. Or perhaps just snatch it from Pacific Rim
1:10 funny, when this scene happened, the first thing that pop in my mind is that scene in first AvP when a character read all the history from thousand+ years old cave writing.
My favorite part was when Zilla had Kong pinned, Kong said "Save Mothra," and then Zilla screamed, "Why did you say that name?" Just before they team up to defeat the real villain!
Stop giving them ideas! Then we have to endure yet another Snyder Cut.
Zilla is that Godzilla-wannabe from the 1998 movie. Don't insult Godzilla with that name.
You mean Godzilla, right?
Zilla😂😂😂
In honor of the iconic claymation duo's next feature film, do an Honest Trailer for Wallace and Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit.
Prob around the time when the movie comes out, next week is prob Marvel related for Deadpool & Wolverine
Is it actual happening? Saw the trailer a year ago, heard they bwere trying but wasn't sure if it bwas green lit
@@turtlesnail9824mate, the movie is nearly 20 years old
That movie gave me night mares when I was 5 lol
@@kurtsudheim825 So? Honest Trailers did Beverly Hills Cop only two weeks ago for the new sequel coming out and that movie is from the 80s.
Can't wait to see the final nail in the trilogy:
"Godzilla & Kong: Return of the King"
"SUPER SMASH B*STARDS!" I just lost it! 🤣🤣🤣
“Which might be why she sounds out of breath…”
OMG, I can’t! 😄
You gotta say, “It’s like a party in my mouth, and everyone's throwing up.”
Comparing Godzilla to a teenager.... I can't stop laughing now.
To be fair,
Godzilla does kinda act like an actual teenager sometimes.
While Kong acts more like an adult.
@@jeuryrabassa4724 Nah, Godzilla's more like a grumpy grandpa.
@@matteomastrodomenico1231 That's one to put it.
Since he's over 60 years old now.
@@jeuryrabassa4724He's more than million years old so he's too old for this shits
@margarethmichelina5146 Well that's Hollywood's fault for being so greedy with money and just wants to bring back iconic franchises that already ended years ago and turn them into either Cash Cows or Cash Grabs just so they can get even more money for themselves.
I still like how in the movie, the first thing the big evil antagonist does: Is Clown on Kong for having a fake tooth.
“Now go build Mini Kong a Gundam that treats depression.” I would watch that.
Getting your Hollow Earth catfished by a frog from the Subterranean Realm was enough to make anyone go ape-sh*t over Godzilla rocking pink highlights if you got too close to a national landmark that Godzilla happened to be near.
@@FuzzyStripetail loved that so much!
It would be cool to see a crossover between Godzilla and Pacific Rim where Jaegers team up with King of Monsters to kick Blue Kaiju butt together.
True story!
@rexlumontad5644 And make sure it is the Guillermo Del Toro version.
Not the Uprising one.
Would be cool but only for a single movie. Gotta respect each owns franchises without messing them up with lore and stuff yk?
@@Flash-FireCC Multiverse crossover, end will re-separate the universes
Save Mothra was perfect
*WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME!?!*
@@thatHARVguy The Titan in my mother country is also named Mothra... We should be friends now!
Just finished watching this. It's a masterpiece of Kaiju fighting. The animation is unreal and everything works. Yeah it's got human issues, but Dan Stevens saves them, his character was fun and the whole Kong and mini-kong arc was great to see. There are some unbelievable shots in this. Super fun movie.
Godzilla can be in cinematic masterpieces and also big dumb monster battles and so can Kong! So put them together!
A absolute Kaiju action treat
The addition of the Volkswagen to Dr. Adlers characterization list was brilliant 😂
6:18
Wait, wait, wait ... There was a Skull Island animated show? 😱
Yeah it's called Kong skull Island it's on Netflix
Do we see Kong making the Dreamworks face? 😏
@@TheAllSeeingEye2468 Smh typical Netflix marketing 🙄
Don't expect a lot of Kong though. The show title is _Skull Island_ after all.
@@TheAllSeeingEye2468just “Skull Island”
Make a Knuckles Honest Trailer or I'll send you to the great battleground in the sky
dollar store air bender got me. nice one
Kong and Godzilla gonna get old in the next movie and fight a monster version of Jake Paul
Their mission would be to stop Logan from filming in the forest
Kong is in his 70's while Godzilla is a Million years old so they're already old.
@@margarethmichelina5146 they don’t age like people. They stay strong longer
Skar king is actually Suko’s(mini kong) dad, the ape that was thrown into the lava was his caretaker
wow that's crazy anyway
6:51 OK, huge missed opportunity to call him "Super Kaiju Rosé".
... I might drink that lol
@@TragoudistrosMPH Go for it.
The giant crab made me remember that scene in Magi when a giant fish monster attacked their island hideout and those mofos turned it into a massive cookout.
When you make the Honest Trailer for Deadpool and Wolverine, sing, 🎶"Blame Canada, Blame Canada, with all that hockey hullabaloo and that sl*t Ryan Reynolds, too. Blame Canada, shame on Canada. They're not even a real country anyway. "🎶
Was I the only one who thought Skar King was giving off serious Super and Kid Buu vibes with his body language and they way he smiled and laughed??👀🤣
Somehow I was reminded of the Godzilla films of the 70s the whole time. - Then in the next one there are also the alien invaders.
King Giddorah was an alien himself, but YES! Throw aliens on them next time😂
@@thiago.eugeniosnake people too
2:18 KING KONG: Eat your broccoli!!
Godzilla was dropping bodies in this film
we got several of these already and I think I talk for everyone when I ask, WHERE IS GAMERA?!
Asking the real questions
3:46 Thank you for calling her out on the breathing! The humans in this movie tried to make everything sound dramatic but it was just so bad. 😭
I know this is comedic, so I shouldn't take it seriously, but the "we have nothing to worry about" was specifically about the idea of Godzilla and Kong fighting again.
Which they did fight.
Ah, the Monsterverse: where humans advance from fighter jets, to much bigger jets, to spaceships and gravity magic faster than it took planes to gain jet engines in the first place.
To be fair: ever heard of accelerating change?
We went from the airplane to the moon faster than we went from hot air balloons to the airplane. What’s your point?
0:40 That's the best of both worlds honestly
I just realized....the Monster Verse is like the Fast and the Furious series!! It just keeps going and going and going and OH LOOK! They're in outer space now!
The Showa Era in a nutshell.
Yeah, I'm honestly a little surprised that aliens haven't shown up yet. Maybe the writers are saving that for when they get bored of the Hollow Earth stuff.
@@jasonblalock4429King Ghidorah was an alien
@@gavichealsomething2169 Sure, but the 70s movies had actual *aliens* showing up, in spaceships and such.
@@jasonblalock4429 There are easter eggs in GxK, when Gojira wakes up in Italy and smashed a wall, pause it. You'll see the space ship from Invasion of Astro Monster, there's also "punch, punch, punch" and you can see Jet Jaguar's arm. There's also a kaiju that looks to be from Pacific Rim, so who knows what the next movie will have!
WHAT!?! "Dunston Checks Chins???" 6:50 BAHAHAHA!!😅😂
That was perfection 😂
MAKE AN HONEST TRAILER OF The Acolyte!
Also say "The power of one, the power of two, the power of many."
First Movie: Big Monke Vs Big Lizard
Second Movie: Big Monke and Big Lizard Vs Big Monke and Big Lizard
And you along with many other people would end up watching it and loving it anyway.
Fourth and fifth movies, bucko.
@@jeuryrabassa4724because they're entertaining
@@gavichealsomething2169 Exactly.
That's all that matters.
These are the kind of movies to watch on the big screen!
The MF DOOM king geedorah reference was *chef's kiss*
Kaijus enjoy a very enthusiastic walk around the world, both the surface and the underworld.
We need a Godzilla vs. Kong vs. Jaeger
Just made me wanna watch both these movies again, LMAO
The zero gravity fight was the dumbest, funnest time I've had in a theater this year. Genuinely enjoyed it
Bold of you to assume I'm using either of my last 2 brain cells watching Godzilla x Kong. It's giant kaiju punching each other. Trust me, my brain was competely shutdown and just enjoying the ridiculousness.
Just like with the Bayverse Transformers movies.
And you're gotta end up enjoying them anyway with your brain turned off.
It was so much fun
Still no Percy Jackson… 🥺😭😭😭😭
Awesome reference with Elden Ring! Accurate and funny. 😎
The 10 minutes of nothing but giant apes grunting was just👌
I think these were possibly the best character names in an honest trailer, ever.
Hasn't GxK been out on digital for two months? Feels like we've been requesting this movie FOREVER!
Say "Did we get that? Save It For The Explosion's Reel!"
So basically, ape and lizard fight another ape and lizard 😂
That's it right there!
@@bigdaddydiesel5520 😄😄
Say “what if instead of honest trailers, it was freaky trailers, and instead of epic voice guy, it was freaky voice guy”
Honestly one of the best “Shut your brain down” movies in awhile
That Diddy Kong got me! 😂 If it wasn't for that extra bit of text with it. I would have forgotten that's his actual name.
😅Yeah!
5:38 I'm probably a terrible person, but I think I laughed harder at this than anything else in the movie.
In memory of Shelley Duvall, say in your Epic Voice, “Hello, I’m Shelley Duvall”
America is keeping the legacy of the silly, fun japanese showa Godzilla alive. Is a great time to be a true godzilla fan, you have the silly fun american godzilla and the deep dramatic japanese godzilla.
@@RFSDS i like my Godzilla to be a friend of the dumb people also preferred the shorter snout.
Tbf America has also had serious Godzilla films. GvK and New Empire are just the most recent ones that people are talking about.
Kong: Godzilla! We gotta defeat Thanos!*
Godzilla: EAAAAAAAAAUGH
Kong: Godzilla there’s no time for that
*obv not Thanos but that sounded funnier
Nobody goes to Godzilla movies for plot or character development. We go to see monsters destroying things!
In honor of The Acolyte ending this week, please say "The power of one. The power of two. The power of maaaannnny."
Please do A quiet Place Day One next week!
7:50 - There I am, Gary, there I am!
Huge thanks to Screen Junkies for choosing my comment tribute to Martin Mull
The Scar King had so much swagger and personality. Kudos to the team that made that movie lol!
Ape vs Lizard. Ape good. 😂😂😂
2:53 Skar is the father of Mini Kong. That other guy is just his friend.
Godzilla summon went crazy. But the humans were actually great this time
I watched this in Shinjuku, at the Toho theatre in Imax. With Godzilla peering over the building. It was amazing.
Please do an Honest Trailer for Star Wars: The Acolyte
That one would take at least 9 parts to do correctly.
Thank god this movie was amazing
Thank Lucifer that people have low standards.
“Catfishing Frog” , “Save Mothra!l … some of the best HT lines ever! 🤣🤣
Say, “You deer!”
3:15 It's funny because the heroes' team leader is a gorilla.
They may keep sucking up to Godzilla Minus One, but never forget that it was Toho themselves that originally turned Godzilla into a wrestler. The MonsterVerse just expands upon that aspect, and Toho approves of these things first.
And who's going to stop them for that?