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  • Comedian Darius Bennett talks about getting married and having a baby during the pandemic, communication is key and it's better to throw up at the white parties over the black parties.
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    Darius Bennett is a hilarious LA based comedian that performs all over the country.
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    Credits:
    Written and Performed by Darius Bennett
    Executive Producers: Kyle Kazanjian-Amory and Brett Kushner
    Directed By: Gordie Earle III and Brad Silnutzer
    Director of Photography: Mark I. Davis
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    Kyle Kazanjian-Amory
    Cole Garrett
    Editor: Gordie Earle III
    Color Correction: Mark Davis
    Sound Recording: Alex Gilroy
    Sound Mix: Ryan Meadows
    Producers: Brad Silnutzer and Cole Garrett
    Live Event Producers: Megan Hunter and Justin Glowacki
    Production Coordinator: Todd Doram
    Special Thanks: Our gracious hosts, Oniracom in Santa Barbara
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Komentáře • 913

  • @bnatural0415
    @bnatural0415 Před 2 lety +3937

    HEY DARUIS!! THIS IS Shaughn your old coworker from Marriott! I am sooooo happy to see you doing well!!! I hope to see you soon when you come back to Detroit! You have my full support. YOU ARE LUCKY!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @KUROHiTO88
      @KUROHiTO88 Před 2 lety +153

      That's wassup

    • @raisinbigdaddykane9723
      @raisinbigdaddykane9723 Před 2 lety +310

      He isnt lucky, he is driven and talented. Fortunate, yes, lucky? No.

    • @bnatural0415
      @bnatural0415 Před 2 lety +698

      @@raisinbigdaddykane9723 That's an inside joke we used to say to each other. Not what you think it is. I've been know Darius for over 10 years so it's personal

    • @bnatural0415
      @bnatural0415 Před 2 lety +106

      @MOE TALL 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @MrDariusBennett
      @MrDariusBennett Před rokem +434

      You are lucky!!!! I’m back in a couple months

  • @Mafacademy
    @Mafacademy Před rokem +71

    "I fucked all the names" had me crying 😂😂

  • @aceboogie7747
    @aceboogie7747 Před rokem +506

    Everything he said about the importance of making sure you “like” someone is facts 3:10

    • @luvbig41
      @luvbig41 Před rokem +25

      So true. Gotta like hanging around the person you marry or it's going to be a looooongggg boring, antagonistic life.

    • @Rachel-sg5ub
      @Rachel-sg5ub Před rokem +2

      Agree!

    • @ComedyGlor
      @ComedyGlor Před rokem

      @@luvbig41 loving them is more important

    • @RafaCena41
      @RafaCena41 Před rokem +4

      I didn't fully get this. Did he basically mean don't take people for granted? Because if you get too comfortable with them you expect them to know you well enough to adjust to you?

    • @nytthebmf6056
      @nytthebmf6056 Před rokem +18

      @@RafaCena41 that's kind of what I got out of it. That and the idea that "like" for a person is mutual respect and rapport you'd have for a good friend, while "love" for a person is holding one to a standard that reflects a person's image of a bond.

  • @garetcrader1575
    @garetcrader1575 Před 2 lety +676

    The comedy industry need this man. Badly

    • @cinapse
      @cinapse Před 2 lety +6

      Big time

    • @mschickie007
      @mschickie007 Před 2 lety +2

      Oh YES !

    • @AlwaysK2withD3
      @AlwaysK2withD3 Před 2 lety +7

      He's flat footed funny, like the greatest of all time Richard Pryor. I don't feel like it was blasphemy to just say that either!

    • @domdomjob2959
      @domdomjob2959 Před rokem +2

      He’s funny and talented

    • @barbarab.8669
      @barbarab.8669 Před rokem

      Reminds me a bit on early dave chapelle when i started to watch him. He equaly funny to me.

  • @2TMarie
    @2TMarie Před rokem +485

    He is absolutely correct when he said, "marry someone you like."

    • @b.e.r.nnetwork8251
      @b.e.r.nnetwork8251 Před rokem +33

      I married someone I loved but didn't necessarily like I'm divorced now lol.

    • @2TMarie
      @2TMarie Před rokem +6

      @@b.e.r.nnetwork8251 I hear ya

    • @mrsetamayple
      @mrsetamayple Před rokem +2

      @@b.e.r.nnetwork8251 sorry to hear that ❤

    • @farahjichi4617
      @farahjichi4617 Před rokem

      If you love them you like them though..

    • @farahjichi4617
      @farahjichi4617 Před rokem

      @@b.e.r.nnetwork8251 then it's impossible that you loved him.. Love comes from liking.. Maybe you meant you didn't like certain things, which is inevitable.. The key is marrying someone you can tolerate their faults.

  • @arianasykes3678
    @arianasykes3678 Před 2 lety +596

    Not enough comments, this guy was actually hilarious!

  • @SBMMBOOGIE
    @SBMMBOOGIE Před 2 lety +141

    I felt that naming my daughter part 😂😂

    • @Robert-rd1sm
      @Robert-rd1sm Před 2 lety +23

      No you didn’t

    • @marcvince1261
      @marcvince1261 Před 2 lety

      Yep!!

    • @aleyorch44
      @aleyorch44 Před rokem +5

      Nah. Not with that profile pic

    • @modyshapel3158
      @modyshapel3158 Před rokem +1

      Lmao you are too much.
      People like you are so damn cute, always making unwarranted comments/ assumptions because you think people care. We don’t.
      Amazing how much information you gathered from out of nowhere😂

  • @orlandotorres5064
    @orlandotorres5064 Před 2 lety +1231

    So good. First time seeing and hearing about Darius. Had me cracking up the entire time. So subtle, but hits every point and joke. Awesome stuff.

  • @shataviaharris4341
    @shataviaharris4341 Před rokem +13

    “You know ..some people don’t deserve to live” lmao CRYING

  • @mylan_p
    @mylan_p Před 2 lety +348

    the white people at parties bit was so good, love this dude

    • @morg7819
      @morg7819 Před 2 lety +18

      is that because... you're the loving white dude at a party 😂

    • @morg7819
      @morg7819 Před 2 lety +12

      if so, me too. and i love you!! (female)

    • @LlVEFromMars
      @LlVEFromMars Před 2 lety +6

      It was so natural! His first white audience in forever. Of course that's the filmed bit lol. He killed it though, this was such a good set.

    • @mylan_p
      @mylan_p Před 2 lety +1

      @@morg7819 ALWAYS rockin with the white party boys LOL

  • @baozer0
    @baozer0 Před 11 měsíci +1

    “How could I have done that if I’m over here?” 😹

  • @AlichinoAi
    @AlichinoAi Před 2 lety +75

    Blow this man up, he is hilarious ! I wanna see more of his stand up xD

  • @cylershaw7701
    @cylershaw7701 Před 2 lety +6

    “She’s gonna be gorgeous” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @SepaloidTV
    @SepaloidTV Před 2 lety +28

    First time I ever went out my way to find a stand up comedian, dude has me fucking wheezing , shit was hilarious

  • @dmondg3281
    @dmondg3281 Před rokem +47

    I literally Laughed Out Loud about the baby names. This dude is great!

  • @shawnh2426
    @shawnh2426 Před 2 lety +240

    Absolutely loved it. He had me cracking up every minute, all of the jokes were quite fresh and he did a very good job with his delivery!

  • @TheMyaJae
    @TheMyaJae Před 2 lety +102

    Omg 😂 I need a full set of some Darius. Too smooth and funny.

  • @arieluv615
    @arieluv615 Před 2 lety +71

    This dude reminds me of my brother. Just effortlessly hilarious. 😂

  • @quentinwright5199
    @quentinwright5199 Před 2 lety +141

    Wow 🤩. That was a hard crowd for him, but he held his own. Excellent performance and it seemed like he held back a little. I’m going to start following his career, he’s the next one ☝️.

  • @marcvince1261
    @marcvince1261 Před 2 lety +33

    One more great from Detroit. That city is paved in gold with all its talent. From rock to rap and activists to comedians. One day Detroit will shine like it should. Peace love and understanding is the answer. People take the power back!!

    • @elliottsmith7530
      @elliottsmith7530 Před 2 lety +3

      yes bro CP is low key one of my GOATS. mans just oozes hilarity....and i feel the same about STL as a city.....for real midwest has the best comics. quality and quantity.

  • @LongTimeNoPuck
    @LongTimeNoPuck Před 2 lety +191

    Darius, you're so refreshing to listen to. Love your sense of humor! So proud of you!

  • @cfromupdablock7609
    @cfromupdablock7609 Před rokem +14

    This mans timing and delivery... pay attention. Hes one of our greats!

  • @carlpatterson9045
    @carlpatterson9045 Před 2 lety +134

    The only disappointment was the fact that this wasn’t an hour special. This was very good. Loved it!

  • @fredychicano654
    @fredychicano654 Před 2 lety +10

    The salt on the eggs 🥚 GOOD one 😅🤣 it was a realistic simple imagininative funny joke 👌🏼

  • @MeatSauceLova
    @MeatSauceLova Před 2 lety +113

    I know for a fact Darius held back on a lot of these jokes lmaooo. Crowd wouldn't get it

  • @khiaratt
    @khiaratt Před 8 měsíci +4

    I love stand up comedy, its therapy, story time, counselling and lecture all at once

  • @LuLu24Ayo
    @LuLu24Ayo Před rokem +9

    Darius reminds me of a smooth combination of Dave Chappelles work and Ali Siddiqs work. I love this pacing and quality crowd attentiveness.

    • @jrob2430
      @jrob2430 Před 7 měsíci

      I thought 90s Chappelle also! Back when he was unstoppable

  • @knighttwhitet5535
    @knighttwhitet5535 Před 2 lety +55

    Keep chasing ya dreams bro!! Just discovered you today and I'm definitely a fan 💯 "I got a raggedy heffa around the corner waiting on you to go to work" had me rollin!! 🤣😂🤣

  • @krowentheunknown7848
    @krowentheunknown7848 Před rokem +3

    6:20 guy in the red shirt had a serious delayed reaction to that joke 🤣

  • @monroesampson5271
    @monroesampson5271 Před 2 lety +5

    A natural on stage

  • @carlthellama3435
    @carlthellama3435 Před 6 měsíci +2

    “Why would you put your drink there” facts xD

  • @gammasmash1924
    @gammasmash1924 Před 2 lety +8

    "I had to go all the way to the Z's"
    😂😂😂

  • @rayharvest
    @rayharvest Před 2 lety +8

    The best comedians are unknown 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽he deserves to be all the way international

  • @MichaelTurnerComedy
    @MichaelTurnerComedy Před 2 lety +36

    Darius is one of the best doing it !

  • @Christine-wu9tx
    @Christine-wu9tx Před rokem +8

    DO I HAVE A NEW FAVORITE COMEDIAN?! 👀 That was perfection, I haven't been that overwhelmed with laughter since I first heard Hannibal 😅🤣

  • @CreatedByNoriElan
    @CreatedByNoriElan Před 2 lety +37

    HILARIOUS! Laughed the entire time.

  • @jefffrei4671
    @jefffrei4671 Před 2 lety +4

    Stroke from the Salt 🧂 😂 😹

  • @Dazzlin826
    @Dazzlin826 Před rokem +45

    It's been a while since I can crack up so loud at jokes, this guy is definitely up my alley of comedy. Love it 😂🤣😍

  • @nikelombambo
    @nikelombambo Před 2 lety +26

    Really good comic. First time seeing him. I like him. Really good timing with his delivery haha

  • @untitledpornstar5530
    @untitledpornstar5530 Před 2 lety +14

    Funny. Especially the cat and dog comparison. Never thought of it like that before. True from my experience. Also like vs love.

    • @KUROHiTO88
      @KUROHiTO88 Před 2 lety +3

      "How could I have done that, if I'm over here?" Ha!

  • @martymarl4602
    @martymarl4602 Před rokem +13

    Good looking, intelligent, funny without being loud. Made to have his own show. Wish him the best

  • @desmeisme
    @desmeisme Před rokem +11

    This is one of the best comedians I’ve ever seen 😂👏

  • @sw9979
    @sw9979 Před rokem +1

    Duuude! The eggs and broken window joke!!! 😂😂😭💀 dead

  • @djdeadbeat3636
    @djdeadbeat3636 Před rokem +2

    i love his style. he got that deon cole aura

  • @realc7777
    @realc7777 Před 2 lety +15

    Thank you Darius. I did laugh out loud. My favourite part was the end😂 not cause it was finished silly because the joke at the end is priceless love it. Take care guys.

  • @DoctorShaunB
    @DoctorShaunB Před 2 lety +60

    Very skilled and thought out session with good story telling, I see you dodging those lasers, you do it well! Keep it up man, I won't be surprised if you end up one of the next big names in comedy.

    • @MeatSauceLova
      @MeatSauceLova Před 2 lety +4

      For real. He did well holding back on some of his bits.

  • @khaleemaelder9800
    @khaleemaelder9800 Před rokem +1

    “Somebody got his ass already” 😂🤣

  • @brandonWilliams-yr4re
    @brandonWilliams-yr4re Před rokem +1

    Nahh “lemme see that mouth” is crazyyy 😂

  • @TimoStaqz
    @TimoStaqz Před 2 lety +6

    This dude is hilarious.

  • @matthewfornear4076
    @matthewfornear4076 Před rokem +4

    what a set. that shit went ice cold for a second when you brought up sexuality and you swam through it like an astronaut without a helmet coming back to the space station and slam dunked it. i hope to see you for many years

  • @reginalddithapo7922
    @reginalddithapo7922 Před 3 měsíci +1

    I love how socially awkward he is , it just adds to the delivery😂

  • @williamashman1309
    @williamashman1309 Před rokem +10

    He kept it real and connected, love to c him in a movie 🍿

  • @JP-hj1il
    @JP-hj1il Před rokem +10

    it's always good when you add another comic to your list to see and support. keep it thing Darius, we will see you soon brotha.

  • @randall5350
    @randall5350 Před 2 lety +7

    First time hearing this dude, he’s on his way !

  • @mrmidnight8975
    @mrmidnight8975 Před 2 lety +1

    4:04 the sync in which the legs were folded 👌

  • @nicolash.9222
    @nicolash.9222 Před rokem +1

    8:16 I swear this is my 1st thought when I saw the crowd, I was waiting for him to talk about it lmao !

  • @psbringyourpassport
    @psbringyourpassport Před rokem +16

    First time hearing of this comic and he had me laughing the entire set. Definitely hope to see more of him

  • @andrewdesormeau8417
    @andrewdesormeau8417 Před 2 lety +4

    Detroit babe, Vernor and Michigan Ave , we real Peep's halla if ya hear me. !!!!😎🤘

  • @BondofOblivion
    @BondofOblivion Před rokem +4

    That last joke killed me🤣🤣 I wish there was more

  • @joel642
    @joel642 Před 2 lety +5

    Dude dressed and looking like rallo from Sanford and son.. Great set too! First time hearing you I'm a fan now

  • @Thathoobgun
    @Thathoobgun Před 2 lety +6

    7:00 - 7:15 had me in tears 🤣

  • @Stilltippen
    @Stilltippen Před rokem +6

    When he told the guy “oh you know how to sit on a fence” “I don’t”
    Went over a lot of y’all heads was funny ash 😂😂😂

  • @diamonddominicbey6411
    @diamonddominicbey6411 Před 3 měsíci

    “I got a raggedy ole heffa around the corner, waiting on you to go to work” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @moralfortitude...2217
    @moralfortitude...2217 Před 10 měsíci +1

    TOO REAL !!! @ 0:09 hilariously hilarious...and there's more to the punch
    👊😂🤣😅🙌💥👍🤗

  • @kurtedwards3213
    @kurtedwards3213 Před 2 lety +15

    He's going to go far this brother has talent 😁😁😁😁

  • @PJ-lj3gm
    @PJ-lj3gm Před 2 lety +7

    Thanks for sticking up for the ladies - we dont like being told to 'smile' ✌🏿

  • @drehardin
    @drehardin Před rokem +2

    @8:52 All Facts.
    We sending yo ass
    home regardless 🤣

  • @athomp2006
    @athomp2006 Před rokem +1

    Effortlessly funny.

  • @marcellusaddison6304
    @marcellusaddison6304 Před rokem +14

    This dude is hilarious 😂 he is quick very crafty and subtle in fact he is building his next joke while he's telling you his current one straight Genius

  • @TB-pl5dm
    @TB-pl5dm Před rokem +12

    This was great he was hilarious 😂😂😂 from start to finish 👍🏾

  • @Lildoc911
    @Lildoc911 Před 2 lety +1

    4:01 The mirrored leg cross made me do a double take.

  • @enzomthethwa5861
    @enzomthethwa5861 Před rokem +7

    I would like to see how Darius performs with a black crowd. They would truly appreciate his humor.

  • @badger297
    @badger297 Před 2 lety +13

    This channel is now 3 for 3 I saw a short of the dude who looks like stoner Jesus ( Mark Smalls) and found this channel. Love the format. Just short little outside sets. The vibe seems cool and it translates to video. +1sub

  • @pauljarrell8162
    @pauljarrell8162 Před rokem +4

    Dude this guy is amazing haha

  • @atobee2595
    @atobee2595 Před rokem +2

    Man! the dude is so funny! First time I’ve seen him

  • @TheTexican05
    @TheTexican05 Před rokem +4

    The broken glass joke at the end is the most Detroit thing you can say to this crowd… 😂

  • @roderickmorrison
    @roderickmorrison Před 2 lety +7

    Some damn good relationship advice from a standup. Nice!

  • @rhondalee15
    @rhondalee15 Před rokem +5

    I haven't actually laughed out loud in a while, love this guy! He needs longer time, I'm going down the rabbit hole looking for more videos

  • @luvbig41
    @luvbig41 Před rokem

    LMAO!!!! If anyone ever breaks into my car (hope they don't)........I am going to sprinkle glass on the ground. That joint funny as heck.

  • @aaronmartinez7041
    @aaronmartinez7041 Před rokem +10

    This guy is talented keep grinding and perfect your craft , funniest shit I’ve seen in a while

  • @maxeusebio8561
    @maxeusebio8561 Před 2 lety +14

    Awesome set! Keep it up Darius, I’ll def look up more of his stuff.

  • @shitbag.
    @shitbag. Před rokem +4

    I never want these to end.

  • @alvinbiggsjr8351
    @alvinbiggsjr8351 Před 2 lety +2

    "How could I have done that if im over here" 🤣

  • @Middy3
    @Middy3 Před 2 lety +2

    Dude is super laid back and super funny

  • @therealesttoolyjones
    @therealesttoolyjones Před 2 lety +16

    Please keep going, this was such a tight set 🔥

  • @tosha0508
    @tosha0508 Před rokem +5

    I've watched twice already and it's still very enjoyable

  • @NotTodayJezus
    @NotTodayJezus Před rokem +2

    “From ashley to Yolanda”😅

  • @emmanuelkibuuka4946
    @emmanuelkibuuka4946 Před 9 měsíci +1

    4:06 both guys in the front are on the same wavelength 😂

  • @rakiawithers1441
    @rakiawithers1441 Před 2 lety +8

    Very funny and honest , he'll go a long way . Hopefully his career will pick up and he'll get more recognition , he definitely deserves all the accolades

  • @DiceCarter
    @DiceCarter Před 2 lety +7

    Great laughs from beginning to end 😂

  • @Sai2424
    @Sai2424 Před 8 měsíci +1

    Bruh that bit about being drunk with blacks and whites is SO accurate 😂😂😂

  • @talktosummerofficial
    @talktosummerofficial Před 2 lety +1

    "How could I have done that if I'm over here" LOL

  • @GetUnrealistic
    @GetUnrealistic Před rokem +3

    Bro, this is really one of the funniest sets I'v seen in a long time. Dude is funny as hell! His pace and delivery are amazing. I wasn't ready for that last joke at all lool!
    Every time the camera cut to the crowd, they were laughing nonstop.

  • @faheemfaquir1024
    @faheemfaquir1024 Před rokem +6

    Talented brother. Thank you bro! Keeping going!

  • @derrickgentryhumbleblessed8772

    Facts communication is important💯

  • @definedetroit4208
    @definedetroit4208 Před rokem +1

    DEEETROIT!!! We got all the gems

  • @internetjunkie3
    @internetjunkie3 Před rokem +42

    I appreciate you realizing the creepiness of being told to smile. -A woman

  • @dcoleman4444
    @dcoleman4444 Před rokem +4

    This was the first time I've seen him. He was really funny and I loved his style and delivery.

  • @Joirychelle
    @Joirychelle Před 3 měsíci

    The Baby names…😂 Ashley to Yolanda…I was done! Lol

  • @spike_bang
    @spike_bang Před rokem +1

    That piece of glass sprinkling reminds me of Dave's crack sprinkling joke 🤣🤣🤣