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There was a species of turtles who scientists didn't name for a while after it's discovery because the sailors kept eating it before they could deliver it to the scientists.
@@maximegarcia9298 it's a reference to Canadian doctors recommending medically assisted suicide to patients with non lethal chronic illnesses in order to reduce medical costs.
I'll be honest, if i had to live with a degenerative disease i'd rather end it than suffer through it. It only became popular because it was reason 268 for GOP to deny healthcare.
@@ToneyCrimson well you roll the spaghetti up around your fork and then put a spoon under the fork while you are spinning up the spaghetti, so it doesn't fall down.
@@amanverma7033 not really declining. Its population is still too.... high (?). The thing is that most of its citizens are old, which means it will decline in the future, but not now
@@LB-dr9dewell the labour would grow so that is why . Like if our government is successful in providing jobs to enough people it is good and if it fails it is bad
Well to be honest, here on balkans we also get mad when someone breaks the noodles in half just because they are "too tall". It's just shows how someone is inept at cooking.
If the noodles are too tall, get the taller cooking pot or do the following thing: Slightly twist the noodle bundle with both hands without breaking, place it in the center of the pot, then release it. You will see how they arange across the pot evenly and they will fit perfectly, so you don't worry it "too tall".
No matter how long the spaghetti is you don’t break it. You wait for the part in the water to become limp causing the part outside of the water to fall in
@@NateS917 How early do you usually put the noodles into the water? When I put spaghetti in boiling water it's usually just a matter of seconds before the bottom half gets soft enough for the top half to be pushed in. Who notices that half of the noddle has been cooked for only a few seconds longer?
Someone, who got fired for obvious reasons and does not represent any governmental stance, offered medically assisted "unaliving procedures" to a veteran who asked for help with her ptsd. And now we're stuck with americans thinking all of Canada is like this and they know because they know.
For all the crap they give the US,the English and Germans are pretty fat also. France was only part of Europe I visited where a majority of the people you came across happened to be in shape. The English are especially chubby,not all that much different than the US.
Meme of the day- Nerd- Which kind of questions will there in exam tomorrow. Middle bencher- Which subject's exam is tomorrow. Last bencher- Is there any exam tomorrow??😂😂😂
As a Chinese i can comform that we eats everything including humans,we are now trying to communicate with aliens so that we could have lunch with them.
Replace “Canadian” with “US” and “sprained ankle” with a fatal disease/injury and instead of arriving at the hospital to “when your Insurance/cards decline and you have no money to pay”
Bro violated China in every possible way 💀
-1000000 social credit
😂
Might be a sign of sinophobia but i shouldn't take joke too seriously.
@@AragoTina what is sibophobia
@@David280GG hatred of chinese people.
Bro roasted China in 739 ways 💀
And I can think of way number 740.
🤣
They roasted more animals then 739
What can I say? American 🍵
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French one is not even a meme, it's just accurate
And even during protests people just chill y'know
As a french its mad accurate
Moi aussi en tant que Français je suis d'accord
Bro it is a meme 😂
You'll just be enjoying a nice lunch and the table next to you will get firebombed and all of the French people around you won't even bat an eye.
When Italians see someone put Pineapples on their Pizza
*Every Italian person within a 500 mile radius starts to hear the DOOM music*
@@sauravtank8389 😂
quelli che mettono l'ananas sulla pizza vanno dritti all inferno
@@himmahooman4304 ….straight inside where?
@@monikorasort not even hell is enough of a punishment for them
There was a species of turtles who scientists didn't name for a while after it's discovery because the sailors kept eating it before they could deliver it to the scientists.
Damn
Delicious extinction.
The British panel show QI had a segment on this exact thing
Must have been Chinese /jk
The Galapagos tortoise
US: burger
Germany: beer/vodka
England/UK: tea
China: 💀
Okay, get in.
@@Cornhollo26 Avec plasir😌
India : 😐
I think Germany’s pic might also hint at trash sorting…
That canadian doctor one is a little too accurate
I didn't get it, could you explain please ?
@@maximegarcia9298 MAID
basically the government encouraging medical suiside
@@maximegarcia9298 it's a reference to Canadian doctors recommending medically assisted suicide to patients with non lethal chronic illnesses in order to reduce medical costs.
yep
I'll be honest, if i had to live with a degenerative disease i'd rather end it than suffer through it. It only became popular because it was reason 268 for GOP to deny healthcare.
That Australia space program really got to me.
😂
Best one
Fr
Fr
I didn't get that one
I am not a percent Italian and yet that's a war crime, it makes the spaghetti way harder to eat.
edit: why did this get many likes?
Wait, is that why? Now im curious how people eat spaghetti...i just use a fork and never had a issue.
@@ToneyCrimson ye cause thei are long. If every spaghetti was 5cm tall u would have a problem rolling them on the fork
@@ToneyCrimson well you roll the spaghetti
up around your fork and then put a spoon under the fork while you are spinning up the spaghetti, so it doesn't fall down.
@@OK_hate_this_handle I dont measure my spaghetti but i break them depending on the pot size.
@@fiokak1506 Lol wtf..you should try just shoving them in your mouth with a fork instead. Dont need to spin or a spoon. :P
As an Indian I dont know if I should celebrate or be sad about my country achieving such honour
How can you celebrate overpopulation? Also China is bigger than India which means the density of overpopulation in India must be too high.
@@LB-dr9de Chinese population is declining at alarming rate where india have perfect 2.1 fertility rate
@@amanverma7033 not really declining. Its population is still too.... high (?). The thing is that most of its citizens are old, which means it will decline in the future, but not now
@@LB-dr9dewell the labour would grow so that is why . Like if our government is successful in providing jobs to enough people it is good and if it fails it is bad
@@curerose0630 China has 1.7 births per woman meaning it is declining.
The French:
*Chuckles
"I'm in danger."
The one about the Chinese tasting everything is so true
Chinese : I'm swear is for medicine and vitality.
@@fadillah6014 yes
@@fadillah6014 XD
Yes you've definitely seen the Chinese eating tardigrades, tarantula wasps and bullet ants before, yes yes.
@@NickAndriadze take a joke
Everyone talks about the spaghett but he called the spaghett ”noodles”
exactly
That triggered my Italian soul as fuck
@@topolinohackerino3082yeah
@@topolinohackerino3082I met a Chinese person once who referred to “Italian noodles”.
As a Frenchman I think that The French one should be put as a picture to illustrate the word accuracy on Wikipedia
You know when CZcams is on drugs when it shows 0 comments
True
False
Italians, in Italy, very often break their spaghetti.
Per fare pasta e lenticchie
@@meriambra1584anche pasta normale
The only people I ever witnessed breaking their spaghetti were, in fact, Italian
if they had done so they would have immediately lost their Italian citizenship
Well to be honest, here on balkans we also get mad when someone breaks the noodles in half just because they are "too tall".
It's just shows how someone is inept at cooking.
If the noodles are too tall, get the taller cooking pot or do the following thing:
Slightly twist the noodle bundle with both hands without breaking, place it in the center of the pot, then release it. You will see how they arange across the pot evenly and they will fit perfectly, so you don't worry it "too tall".
Ok but why not break them what’s so sacred about the length that shortening it becomes a crime worthy of death
@@jmurray1110 Dude, if you want truly to savor the spaghetti, you should cook them intact. Girls love it like that way also.
As Italian it's ok to break spaghetti in my province
As an Italian, don't do it
Also: those are spaghetti, not noodles!!!
India: “We have won, but at what cost?”
The one about France and their riots should have been the “life could be dream” Coca Cola meme
I'm actually italian and sometimes we also cut spaghetti in half but only if they are tooooo long
YOU NO ITALIANO NO MORE YOU BE EXPELLED FROM ITALIANO
this is just a joke please don’t kill me anyone
Dove abiti? Perché anche da me li spezzano
@@meriambra1584 se intendi regione Veneto provincia Vicenza
@@GdRiking a io vivo a Napoli e qua si fa pasta e lenticchie con gli spaghetti spezzati
As an Italian I can confirm if you break your pasta your toes will be tickled when you sleep that night.
The mafia is coming, beware
Mom come pick me up I’m scared
@@abelaguilar-acosta8691 be afraid amico
Okay but what if you made homemade pasta? If it’s not hardened then you still can cook evenly.
Ew
As an Italian, I'm 100 meters away from your location. Start running
As a south east asian I made up a saying that goes "Anything that walks... The Chinese will eat".
Pfft lol
Bro literally roasted China in every single way! 😂💀
Bro roasted Australia. 💀
As a chinese person the new species tasted magnificent.
Lol nice
A week later: *cough intensifies*
I’m not even Italian and I still think breaking pasta deserves Jail
Im an American and I can confirm we do love to eat… for everything
Fr someone from the other side of the ocean said that even our cars have hips. Lol they're not wrong.
True that
A random person in Central America watching the show: (:
As a Canadian I can confirm half the doctors are like this
As a french guy , the meme about french people is dead accurate
He used Ghost’s death in a meme 💀
And ?
As a Chinese I can confirm that I got violated.
The Australian space system got me😂
as a french, i can confirm that the french one is 💯true :’)
sameee
i confirm. the french still don't know how to make anything other than boring white bread. like, you border italy and germany...ask for some recipe :)
@@thecursed01 we do have really good recipes but the "popular" ones that other countries know are dogsh!
The Australian space program got me this time😂
can you explain it?
@@radbricks8298I think it's a flat earth meme
As an Australian, I can guarantee for a fact that it is our national space programme.
The Chinese military is gonna hunt you down coz of those jokes... stay safe
Bro that Canadian healthcare meme is way to accurate
Germany has no Ice Cream Culture.
Where did you find the ice cream thing?
Spaghettieis (:
@@mimaanimations Monnem!!!
@@randompotato2894 aaaaargh geh mir weg mit deinem Stolzmonat 🤮🤮🤮
@@mimaanimations 😆🇩🇪😆🇩🇪😆🇩🇪😆🇩🇪😆🇩🇪😆 einen wundervollen Monat wünsche ich ausnahmslos allen 😘
Also, to be fair to China, Charles Darwin ate one of each of the species he discovered
It’s a myth and I don’t remember seeing proof of it
I am Chinese and that joke was pretty funny
Which one? The new species one?
@@ezikod3566 yes
@@Rip_2ndperson nice. Do you get the coffin one? I didn't get it ;-;
@@ezikod3566 I think it’s what they like to do like Chinese eating animals like dogs
No matter how long the spaghetti is you don’t break it. You wait for the part in the water to become limp causing the part outside of the water to fall in
Then people will complain that one half of the spaghetti is overcooked
@@NateS917 How early do you usually put the noodles into the water? When I put spaghetti in boiling water it's usually just a matter of seconds before the bottom half gets soft enough for the top half to be pushed in. Who notices that half of the noddle has been cooked for only a few seconds longer?
@@NateS917that's why you should press it into water so it drowns sooner
Im Canadian and STILL don't understand the ankle one
Look up MAID.
Canadian doctors have been recommending medical-assisted suicide to patients with mental illness and non-lethal chronic diseases
Someone, who got fired for obvious reasons and does not represent any governmental stance, offered medically assisted "unaliving procedures" to a veteran who asked for help with her ptsd.
And now we're stuck with americans thinking all of Canada is like this and they know because they know.
The Germans getting drunk was accurate tbh
Someone breaks spaghetti all the argentines: CAGASTE
Bro the Italian meme ☠️ will bring the holy handly cross
Italians: "I suddenly feel a surge of disappointment and anger"
Chinese "If it moves it fulls"
As an Italian I can confirm this
Can you do something about Poland🇵🇱?
ted kaczynski died one of the last literate poles
Well I guess there’s not that much you can do about that.
OMG YOU LIVE ON THE POLES??!
For all the crap they give the US,the English and Germans are pretty fat also. France was only part of Europe I visited where a majority of the people you came across happened to be in shape. The English are especially chubby,not all that much different than the US.
The moment someone using miles 💀
As an aussie I dont know If i should be offended or if I should be happy my country was even on there
I'm Kinda offended as well
I'm not sure what's more impressive, the Chinese's ability to find new species or their ability to find new ways to cook them.
Spaghetti are a type of pasta, noodles are a different thing.
Now Im Chinese and I just can't get it💀
As a German I can confirm many people here are like this.
Alle alkis
Meme of the day-
Nerd- Which kind of questions will there in exam tomorrow.
Middle bencher- Which subject's exam is tomorrow.
Last bencher- Is there any exam tomorrow??😂😂😂
Stop putting - symbol at end of sentences, it's annoying
@@DiamondNoobieA “-“ is used to separate sentences, in this example it is like a colon.
@@DiamondNoobieso "last bencher" is a sentence to you. Go back to kindergarten.
We Indians rule
May I ask why?
@@dawnfoxx156 yes tell
Austrália be like: fuck space, let’s go to the inner core
DID YOU BREAK SPAGHETTI?!
I've always broken the spaghetti in half (I'm married Italian). Getting them all under the boiling water isn't quick even when they're half size.
finally someone mention is not every asian who taste everything that just china and their nightbore
I'm italian and my father breaks the spaghetti in half if he needs to
I'm Italian and the first one killed me.
😂😂😂
Its not a good thing india is the most populous country now, we lack food to eat the people here😢
500 miles radius???!?!!
The whole Italian population is angry at me right now
Italians when somebody breaks spaggethi:
Load up people, whe have a macaroni war to win
As a French, I can tell the riot thing is totally accurate, we have so many of them that we actually don't give a fuck anymore 😂 I hate strikes 🙄
@@maelstrom57 no need to precise *person*, extraterrestrials doesn't live on Earth and animals can't comment on CZcams 🙄🙄
As someone french i Can confirm :]
I hate United State’s stereotype… I think I’m more German than American 😂
As a German, I should be offended. On the other hand, I'm sitting here with an ice cold beer.
Ghost and Roach🥲
Bro got -100000000000000 social credits
Bro already offended italians when he called it 'noodles'
That is the real crime
Are we not gonna talk about the French one? If I was French I’d be crying
As Italian I don't eat spaghetti since 2021 because I suffocated with it and now I can't eat it.
Proud to be an Indian 😂
As a Chinese i can comform that we eats everything including humans,we are now trying to communicate with aliens so that we could have lunch with them.
Aliens Will be like a new type of bird
Pfft lmao
Was even a guy trying different croissants in middle of a riot
Germany one is accurate
Australian space program is said ‘Never let them know your next move 💀’
Nah- bro just violated the Chinese
( us )
The 1st one: "Look how they've masacred my boy"
Bro just roasted the Italians in many ways possible.
About the first meme, 90% of South America: Did I stutter?
Replace “Canadian” with “US” and “sprained ankle” with a fatal disease/injury and instead of arriving at the hospital to “when your Insurance/cards decline and you have no money to pay”
This man really knows some things
I'm the 1k like I feel power I dont know why
How did you break a noodle in half?
France 🇫🇷 😭😂😂
As an Australian I can confirm that our rockets go through the ground as we’re at the bottom of the Earth.
Bruh man just absolutely violated Chinese people with the new species one
As an Australian, our rockets DO go into the ground
Bro makes me more aware about current affairs then I need for my examination 🗿
Sangat lucu 😂
As an Italian, I would pick the "cucchiarella", to join the fight, and rescue the spaghetti