Congress tart was first mentioned by Karl when he was on XFM radio with Ricky and Steve. He said that he couldn't find them in london and that he loves them.
I dont think hes lazy per-say (he sure does a crap load of tiling) but activities have to have a point. Ex lacing shoes, he uses velcro to save the bother.
I have read Karl's 7 wonders book, and i can say with whole hearted honesty it was the most enjoyable read ever... and i really dont like reading. In the prologue they talk about the sausage incident and im glad it was on this video because i so wanted it to be true xD
I put some plates on the electric stove to heat them up once. I must have done it wrong because they broke. I hardly ever had to cook again. Sorry Erica. The sausage idea is good though.
Women can choose whatever they want. If they don't cook then they have to get their little booties out there and mow the lawn, install dishwasher, fix the pipes, clean the gutters, etc. Of course they can do it but physically demanding jobs are usually easier for men. It's just a way to divide up the housework. To be honest I don't really care how people divide it up it's just a suggestion from my experience which certainly doesn't apply to everyone. Or you can just pay someone to do it :P
i always wondered what sort of woman would it take to put up with a guy like Karl with his peculiar ways. But now i know from that email she knows exactly how to handle life with him lol
Ricky's wheeze when Karl says he didn't heat up the quiche gets me every time
Lol same xD
I swear he coughed up a lung
Suzanne must be a saint.
I love the way Steve interrupts himself to say "that's not cooking, Karl"
Wouldn't it be funny if we ever heard Suzanne's side of the stories Karl tells them about. That would be hilarious.
They'd probably make more sense
*suzanne
ULOIRAR Who do you work for? The spelling police 👮♂️?
Who’s Susan?
@@johnisntmyrealname81 Karl's girlfriend
Sausages in toaster, I almost died laughing 😂
Nice of Suzanne to write out so many instructions; that's sweet. :)
Congress tart was first mentioned by Karl when he was on XFM radio with Ricky and Steve. He said that he couldn't find them in london and that he loves them.
Karl is REALLY lucky to have Suzanne.
This segment geuinely has more laughs than any TV show or film, it builds and builds until "Sausages in the toaster". How can someone be this funny!
"I love how she has to tell him where the dressing is! You know, just in case he's reaching for bleach!"
Ricky laughing at 3:20 is the best thing
I can see Karl's logic. I tried to make cheese on toast in a toaster by lying the toaster on its side. It got stuck and set the smoke alarm off.
you must be as daft as him then
11 years on, let's hope you've learned a little bit more
Turn it off!! Panickin’ an’ that
😂😂😂
i'm absolutely pissin myself this it quality
I love all 3 of them, together they are great, but without Karl pretty much all of the best moments of the show wouldn't exist
They're perfect for eachother lmao, that's very thoughtful and patient of hwr
Brilliant, never heard this one, laughed my arse off!
Lol ain't heard this in years. Thanks!
I had a terrible cramp while watching this and I laughed so much It fucking hurt, but the more it hurt the more I laughed xD
I dont think hes lazy per-say (he sure does a crap load of tiling) but activities have to have a point. Ex lacing shoes, he uses velcro to save the bother.
Sausages in the toaster?! what?! jaysus...
This is amazing 😄😄😄
hahahha I love this, he just keeps adding to it
I had to pause the video at "ever since i put sausages in the toaster" 🤣
in tears
I might have heated the quiche, but I'm not fucking around with salad.
they put their fingers in hahahaa
Sausages in the toaster. :')
Awesome username!
"Turn it off!", panickin' an' that...
That would be the kind of cooking book I would totally buy. Susan should write it asap.
Love your channel name :D
Susanne comes home to a smoky kitchen. Karl is standing next to a toaster with sausages sticking out it.
hilarious!!
Awwww.....it's so nice how much she cares about him tho, especially when Ricky and Steve are so horrible :P
"im gunna die ,im going to die" hahahahahaha
I love your username ;)
To be fair, without Ricky's hilarious laugh and reactions to what Karl says, it wouldn't be as funny either.
love the name congress tart!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! karls code word LOL
eat.
I FUCKING LOST IT!
Sausages in the toaster xD xD xD
I have read Karl's 7 wonders book, and i can say with whole hearted honesty it was the most enjoyable read ever... and i really dont like reading. In the prologue they talk about the sausage incident and im glad it was on this video because i so wanted it to be true xD
The best part by far was the last instruction: eat.
that sure is a nice username. way to pay attention man. well done.
CongressTart12, Epic Karl quote.
"Remove the stone..." 😂
“Eat.”
You have a great username XD
they put their fingers in 😂
It does yes, fully cooked waffles in a couple of minutes, it's a life-changing experience trust me :D
which episode is this from??
i am so going to toast some sausages!
Hahaha omg rickys laughh at 2:04
HAHAHAHA!!! "in case he's reaching for bleach"
Haha, I'd go for the pay someone to do it option! :P
That salad sounds delicious
I do Engineering at a UK uni, but not electrical.
How did you find it?
congress tart is your holiday kidnapping code word and i see it is your channel name here - classic
steve is actually 6 feet away from them.
Haha I really believe everything karl says is true after seeing the video about the house with the flies and the condom :D
This show depends on all 3 of em :D They are all funny imo. :P
Where did you graduate from? (please say a UK uni)
i think the reason karl is the way he is is because he loves suzanne alot
My work here is done ...
What show is this from?
Poor Suzanne
I've seen pictures of that, you just need one with bigger spaces haha.
no, he still isn't.
Wow Nirvana do look different now
HAHAHAAHHAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
play a record!
cant believe there are 11 other congresstarts out there
I'm an electrical engineer ;)
Is this from 10 years or so ago?
looks like Ricky and Steve are torturing Karl with technologly
QED!
this is hilarious.....
how many times has Ricky said " I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die ) ??
he truely is the forrest gump of real life.
BUUUUURRRRRRN
The noise at 2:29
i think it started in like 2001.
Its ever since i put sausages in the toaster...
i cook potato waffles in the toaster, 2 full runs on max heat ;)
Is Karl a comedian? Like an undercover genius?
no he’s just Karl
Im with Karl, I wouldnt of bothered warming it up or adding the avocado
sausages in the toaster?
Why is everyone going on about religions and history?
lmao ricky gervais makes this show
I put some plates on the electric stove to heat them up once. I must have done it wrong because they broke. I hardly ever had to cook again. Sorry Erica. The sausage idea is good though.
Creepy comment.
Steve?
I hate absolutely cooked sausages/hotdogs in the toaster.
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA
hes a millionaire. now. ricky gervias says it in one of his podcasts that he made him "1 million pounds"
hes saying that you sound like one... not that you are one.
Is that you, Mel?
Hilarious ;0
she's maybe inexplicable for being with him but maybe she knows something about him we don't.
Women can choose whatever they want. If they don't cook then they have to get their little booties out there and mow the lawn, install dishwasher, fix the pipes, clean the gutters, etc. Of course they can do it but physically demanding jobs are usually easier for men. It's just a way to divide up the housework. To be honest I don't really care how people divide it up it's just a suggestion from my experience which certainly doesn't apply to everyone. Or you can just pay someone to do it :P
i am trying that
i always wondered what sort of woman would it take to put up with a guy like Karl with his peculiar ways. But now i know from that email she knows exactly how to handle life with him lol