I'M GONNA BE A MOTHER!! "important update""
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- Äas pĆidĂĄn 3. 06. 2024
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Outro:
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âWe donât throw things in this house Timmyâ
âThrows Timmyâ
Lolđđ
it's what she deserves
it me mayo im sure its he deserves it not she
@@updog6120 it's a meme
"Throws diaper in Timmy's face"
WE. DONT. THROW. THINGS. IN. THIS. HOUSE!
âThrows babyâ
Hahahah
XD
Gizmo The Dog, Iâm the 1,000th like!
@@Alkahest7277 It said in the game that it's a robot baby
đ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł
One day Felix will have his own child.
Felix: You're going in the sink
lol
Marzia : *Visible Confusion*
*ur goin in the bucket.
aged welln't
6:54 đđđ
pewdiepie : im the best mother.
also pewdiepie : *try to make Timmy drink boiling water*
Timmy : * refuses *
pewdiepie : i swear this kid has an attitude problem.
Lolđ€Ł
Tae tae
@@Shweta_Derkar Justin seagull
Is that you in your profile picture?
@@madhusudan6772 no its a kpop idol named kim taehyung from bts :)
"I make excellent dinner, all the time." *Remembers him blowing the kitchen up in Cooking Simulator, twice*
Miku Hatsune
he played mother simulator before cooking simulator though lol
Epic
Yepđ
I Remember He Blows the kitchen every time! In part 1 & part 2
never trust felix in the kitchen
**baby falls**
Felix: oh my god!
It's fine.
It's still alive.
Now thatâs parenting
911 likes
*it*
-I thought is was a baby-
But heâs a great mother đ (call child services)
PewDiePie- â Iâm a great motherâ
Also PewDiePie- just throwing his baby everywhere
I like the hitting sound đđ
I'm laughing and crying so hard I can't breath
The Same đ€Łđ€Ł
Me too
Same đ€Łđ€Ł
Same đđ€Ł
Same
Felix's future child: /watches this/
Felix's future child: /nervous chuckle/ Im in danger
đđđ
Lol
Lolololol
I would be surprised if any of his future children survived to 3 months!
Dark Spirit, same lol
âHow do I kill babyâ
A couple minutes earlier...
âIâm a great motherâ
Couple minutes later... âDaddy donât love youâ
6:54
I love how Pewds went straight to the sink with the baby
This video hits different when you know he is going to be a father
Yes true
â@@EditorDude2011đ
*launchs baby on the ground*
WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON THE GROUND?
hhhhhhhh too funny
HnnngghhaHHhahaaghahahaagaga
Felix: being a mother is easy
Mothers everywhere around the world: Triggered
pewds: * drops baby on countertop *
baby: * breaks neck *
also pewds: something is wrong with my child
I love this. Felix is just having the time of his life, casually throwing the baby around the house and nearly killing the baby in the process.
When Marzia wants custody, she'll be showing this video to the court.
#Fact
czcams.com/video/h9-bRxhI73M/video.html
that would definitely work in the american justice system
She wouldn't need evidence...
GI ST why
Pewdiepie: I'm a great mother!
Couple seconds later...
Pewdiepie: How do I kill baby??
me: *dying*
Abood Hany
Wait a minute...
Does...does that mean youâre pews..CHILD?!
i know pewdiepie do and why name is pewdiepie hahaha im a mind read Diss toy baebie đą hahaahahhaha tq
LOLđ€Ł
When did he say this?
Who come back after watching pewdiepie play this game again after having a baby himself đ
Lol me
Me too
Me⊠and this was the FUNNIEST shit ever!!!! đ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł
Itâs weird watching this now that Pewds is actually a mother
"Iâm a great mother"
Couple minutes later...
"Donât worry Timmy daddy loves you"
Cayjen99 also
How do I kill baby
A minute after
Pewdiepie: i swear Timmy im gonna murder you
Gender fluid
Transgender
@@thomasmorton5126 Or it was a diss. Or she on drugz
*drops child on the floor several times* Something is wrong with my child....
Lol I kept thinking he was breaking the baby's neck on the counter
đ đ đ đ
Sophia Sings 666 likes oooh
Lmao xDDD
Hahaha
Now Marzia is never gonna leave their baby with felix !!!
"Timmy this is not a game!"
*is literally a game*
Ok
Alright
@@Handleforyoutubethatisnttaken ok
Okay okayy
@@randomdude3025 ok
I wish kids in real life had these huge clouds with icons for their needs...
Hahhah! Would come in handy :D
Remember to read the messages on the wall LOL
Then use your baby like a basketball :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D Hahhahahh..!!!
I can't.. I can't stop laughing but i don't want to stop watching either.. :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D Hahhaahhh..
oo' my god... My Belly.. :';D Frickin' hilarious..
humanity will evolve that way over time
true
"I'm a great mother"
*Proceeds to throw the baby on the ground*
âIâm an excellent mother â as he throws Timmy a crossed the room and he lands in a puddle of his own pee
" I knew that little rascal would get hungry" đđđđđđđđđđđđđđđđđđđ
Pewdiepie: **throws baby**
Pewdiepie: why you on the floor!!???
Drinking game : drink whenever pewds hurt the baby đđș
actual video of Mark Zuckerburg being raised as a child
Zucc childhood was epic đ
@@ricardohoang8452 yes it was
Legendary comment!
Ricardo HoĂ ng and to this day, Mark Zucc has Zero Deaths, learned after his mum Pewdz
But he cant be a child though...
If he's a robot
Pewds : *Smacks Timmy into hot Water* .
Also Pewds : You're a demon , Timmy
Literally couldnât breathe through this whole video đ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł
then your dead already bro.... :/
...:/
Damn almost 21 minutes straight đ
Pewds : I am a great mother, ask anyone
5 minutes earlier : How do you kill a baby?
Also 5 min later he says "i swear to god timmy i will murder you"
Saves the baby a lifetime of pain, suffering and heartbreak that'll eventually end in death regardless..
I think you mean 3 mins later
Blz Ahz Whoa...... never thought about it that way
A good mom puts you out of your suffering
"WE DON'T THROW THINGS IN THIS HOUSE"
*throws baby*
Björn is crying rn
4 years later this man gonna be an actual father
Iâm sure heâll do great (:
Seeing how he treated Timmy, definitely he'll be a great father
I can totally see this kid on Dr. Phil in 15 years or so
Yashveer Bains I think pewds is the one whoâs gonna be in dr phil đ
*2017 Pewds* - Repect Wamen!
*2018 Pewds* - I am a wamen!
Character development
Shinzy K xd
K 'respect whamen to be whamen'
Whatâs next? Heâll call us wahmen?
*Is math related to science?*
Pewdiepie:iM a gReAt mOtHeR
2 minutes before: Pewdiepie: how do I kill a baby???
XD
*pewds plays a game*
Also him : Timmy I'm not playing games!! Timmy this is not a game!
Marzia DEFINITELY reconsidered the marriage after this video
*Sponsored by Don't Tell Marzia Production*
Or she's pregnant
Hahahahaha
SYNc dick
Hope u will have a baby
âAlright so how do you kill a baby?â đđ
@Jacob Partridge Dang are you a baby killer?
9:47 who else thought of hardstop Lucas đ€·ââïžđ
đ đ
@@Liz-si7wp no its not that hard to kill someone
Felix: "GOD I HATE THIS CHILD!!!!"
Also Felix: "I swear I'm a good mother."
MOTHER SIMULATOR??? Where is Dr. Phil on this. SEND THE BABY TO THE RANCH!!!!!
LMFAO
Well it is true
you forgot a question mark
NOT JUST THE BABY! SEND US ALL TO THE RANCH!
đđđ
*Timmy got constantly abused by his mother Pewds, escaped to India, and vowed to seek revenge in the form of T-Series*
LMAOO
Timmy had mastah card "orginal content" up his sleeve. Pewdz didn't even have a trap card to counter.
Timmy-Series
So this is a throwback filler episode?
Pewdiepie: I'm a good mother
Also Pewdiepie: feeds baby boiling water over and over again
this aged very well
Pewdiepie: *Im probably the best mother of all time*
Also Pewdiepie: **Kills baby**
Also threaten to kill baby
PewDiePie: Timmy one time i will just Murder You
Timmy: *makes him RAGE*
multiple times
đđđđ
Thanks, Obama.
Felix: WE DONT THROW THINGS IN THIS HOUSE!
*throws baby*
Later...
Felix: What are you doing on the ground?!?
Buhahhaha đ
Parents be likeđ
Typical Felixđđđ»
SEND HIM TO THE *RANCH*
đđđ
9:08 âdaddyâs got youâ daddy? I thought this entire video was about Felix being a mother
This aged well
"God I hate this child." Dude, my mother used to say the same thing.
ah, relatable.
NICE
*Thats* *relatable*
Same
Epic
The videos have come so far, from crying for a game character, to drowning a baby in the sink.
Absulute family friendly, would recommend to my grandma.
I mean who wouldn't right
U are so smart!
PewDiePie 2018- I am gonna be a mother.
PewDiePie 2023- I am gonna be a father.
I canât imagine him having a baby now irl
"I swear this baby have some attitude problems, wonder where he got it from.." hmmm đ
Let's call him PewDiePie Jr XD
Haha
@@coolbreathesoverthemountains Bruh no anime weebos It will become Felix (His partner last name) Kjelberg there.
@@visha7560 ah I see.....dam it all also my friend that's not my name XD it's my sister
My real name is uchiha Bianca I decided to call that as "Uchiha" family cuz ......... keeping up with uchiha my fam is all about drama and crazy talk XD
Marzia , run while u still can. Lmao
Lmao
Êip ɱÉÊziÉ ÊɱÉŃł
lmaooo
lmao
lmaooo đđđ
Itâs funnier now that heâs going to have a kid soon đ
One of the most hilarious video made by felix had me dying laughing :))) who's watching this at 2020?
Me
This game is really like being a parent, just throw it in the lake, and act like it was an accident!
@Hunter a.k.????
Me
"We don't throw things in this house... Except babies."
i see you are a man of profile pic culture
Hello
Oh look, pewds moderators
*-PewDiePie 2018*
2:14 put it in a sink and start water.
Marzia don't marray him, please !!
xDD
Felix: How do I throw?
Game: Tells him how to throw
Felix: BE QUIET GAME!
Felix: HOW DO I THROW??!!
*Takes him 10 hours to find out how to throw*
"oh you right click"
*LITERALLY THE MOST OBVIOUS THING IN THE WORLD*
@@Aizec300 đ
as always he does
He also keeps throwing the baby instead of setting it down, EVERY TIME, that's why he loses points every time. I'm pretty sure Felix doesn't understand how video game controls work which is why he's always sucked at games.
2:14 Can we all appreciate pewds for how he gives the baby a time to cool off đ
We don't throw things in this house
Proceeds to yeet Timmy across the room
zero deaths
399 likes. Keep it that way
not sure that child survived LOL
And zero Jeffs!
XD
Walt Street Journal: *Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg, also known at the internet star: PewDiePie, abuses a German baby named Timmy while playing a video game. Can the CZcams icon even be trusted once he has his very own child with his fiancée?*
Deja Blue oof
czcams.com/video/h9-bRxhI73M/video.html
Thanks for the idea!
-Wall Street Journal
Ok thanks for sharing your idea
lil bjorn
âI swear Iâm a good mother.â -Felix, whenever this video was made.
**Dr. Phil is on the way**
Mariza probably watching this thinking to herself...ai ai ai we no make a bambino we just make a spahgett
Lmao
Night Rydah who's Mariza LMAO
Felix's fiancee is called Marzia, you little piece of sh#t (?
LOOOOL
Sakura Hinomoto this nine year olds are getting more and more agressive every day damn it
Sakura Hinomoto what's a fiancee ?
When I became a mother, I should learn from this kind man.
The fact that this popped up in my feed after Pewds just posted about them having a baby đđđ
WE, DON'T, THROW, THINGS, IN, THIS, HOUSE
**throws the baby**
yeah it's not a thing it's an it
Things are worth something
It scares me that you're my best friend in real life and I stalked the comments to find yours :))))
Felix: Sees baby frowning and decides to drop it on the kitchen counter making a very loud cracking noise. Then the baby proceeds to have a spasm due to its injury.
Also Felix: 'Something is wrong with my child.'
Tom Dippnall true
You think that child abuse is funny? You disgust me...
@@starch_tuber1778 its the most hilarious thing on this planet
Masquerade if it wasn't funny, why would it be in the video?
Enzo Bastos Schmidt OOF
I havenât laughed this much in a very long time. My favorite video hands down, even after 2 years
he's going to be a great father
pewdiepie: *throws baby*
pewdiepie: WHAT ARE YA DOIN ON THE GROUND!!!!!
HAHAHAHA
Facts
When the kids grows up and people wonder why he is weird... the awnser is he was dropped as a baby
*WE DON'T THROW THINGS IN THIS HOUSE*
Besides you know, everything he picked up including the baby
him having trouble with the bottle was the funniest thing ever
I Was dying
Iâve never laughed so hard at a video in my life
Same XD
I feel this represents the chaos of parenthood perfectly.
"DON'T THROW IT! WE DON'T THROW THINGS IN THIS HOUSE!"
May the angels watch over Bjorn. đ
Pewds: I'm not playing games because I am waiting for good games to come out.
*this*
This game is better the god of war PS4
i wasnt sure how i felt about him waiting for good games, but after seeing this video, i know it was worth it.
LMFAOOO OOF
*This IS SPAARTA!*
13:05 *Throws the kid on the ground*
13:35 "WHAT ARE U DOIN ON THE GROUND?"
WE DON'T.THROW.THINGS. IN THIS HOUSE
*Throws the kid on the ground*
"WHAT ARE U DOINg ON THE GROUND?"
This game taught him how to take of a real baby, much respect to the developers.
now you've became a mother
Pewds: we donât throw things in this house
*1 second later*
**pewds throws Timmy on the ground**
đ
atleast that baby is not a thing
"I'm probably the best mother ever" 2 seconds later, drops child on the floor đđđ
PewDiePie: Why is timmy on the ground
Me: Remembers him throwing timmy
If Felix has kids in the future and they watch this they r gonna be traumatized đđ
They will die afther that
@@nathalialibra8175 before...
that will mean they will change thier mind about NOT wanting a child
If they see this they will be like YES MAM ! i - i MEAN SiR !
Probably
GOD DAMMIT TIMMY I HATE YOU
*throws him on the ground*
WHY ARE YOU CRYING?!?!
LOL
I hope Bjorn doesn't end up like this baby
This aged like fine wine
Who else saw the thumbnail and thought it was a video from 3 years ago when felix actually played games
Mqni meee
Me!! Omg
Yeahh MEEEE đđđ„đ„
Clickbait thumbnail
Meeeeee
This feels like an old time pewds video especially since he called the baby Timmy!!
Ikr I love it
he was obviously doing that on purpose
Exactly!
Yes
Bro, It's Kass. Same!!
Im here after felix being a real mom
Who's here after he played this again after he became an actual dad?
"CZcams demonitization, it's a baby robot not a real child"
*DETROIT BECOME HUMAN INTRO STARTS*
Rodel Advan hahaha I love that game đđ
*yes.*
And I turn off the corny PS4 game*
DBH FANS!!!!
Pewdiepie: *WE DONT THROW THINGS IN THIS HOUSE!*
Pewdiepie: **throws baby**
So you're saying the baby is a thing?đ
Alicia Coronica Technically....
Atharva Parab just quoting what pewdiepie said
@@Auronic Oh yeah it was a robot baby so yep
hysterical... this needs to go in my favorites for when im feeling down
Who's back from the other video
Me!
Over here! Yep cool to see pewds play this game again, it's hilarious!
Marzia told him to play this game. Now I'm scared for his future child.
Felix: Enters first thirty seconds of game.
Felix: Grabs baby. Throws it.
Felix: ITS STILL ALIVE
Jesus there are a lot of likes. Thanks my dudes
This comment isn't appreciated enough
Thank you
Hannah Not Banana me
Are you really not banana
Why does everyone thank us everytime their comments being liked? Are they getting paid for it or something?