Google Translate Sings: Country Roads (ft. Jared Halley)

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  • @twistedtranslations
    @twistedtranslations  Před 4 lety +1338

    HELLO MY FRIENDS!! I hope this brought you joy :). For additional joy, check out both MORE WITH YOU and Jared's channel! Joy is sure to ensue!
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  • @claybrownie9617
    @claybrownie9617 Před 4 lety +5510

    "I cried for the 3rd time this month" and "set aside time to scream" is a WHOLE mood 😂

  • @threetonerebel5985
    @threetonerebel5985 Před 4 lety +1444

    Respect to Jared for carrying out the syllables perfectly when a whole line gets reduced to one word.

    • @beesly01
      @beesly01 Před 4 lety +54

      Cake...cake .............?

    • @farhantube7416
      @farhantube7416 Před 4 lety +25

      The song in a 🥜🐚
      I want to have a road trip but i am at 🏠 but i reeeeeeeeeeeeealy need to go

    • @jayple_syrup
      @jayple_syrup Před 4 lety +5

      F

    • @Boopandfriends
      @Boopandfriends Před 4 lety +3

      FARHANTUBE the song in a peanut shell

    • @sunnysideup5169
      @sunnysideup5169 Před 4 lety +4

      I would like but it’s almost on 999 upside down •~•

  • @bobsmith7066
    @bobsmith7066 Před 3 lety +866

    I'm fairly certain that "Virgins of the West" would be the only biker gang I would ever qualify for.

  • @daphssongs2562
    @daphssongs2562 Před 4 lety +458

    ''I am at home''
    ''Where am I''
    Google Translate's sense of direction sucks

    • @TheOneGuy1111
      @TheOneGuy1111 Před 3 lety +43

      Google Translate needs to learn how to use Google Maps.

    • @scibanana3542
      @scibanana3542 Před 3 lety +3

      @@TheOneGuy1111 or, it should ask Siri

    • @adamkahn9252
      @adamkahn9252 Před 3 lety +3

      At least it’s not as bad as google maps

    • @scaviAJ
      @scaviAJ Před 3 lety +5

      The lady should have said "At home, hopefully" when the road trip wanter got lost

    • @DEUMAN_SAMURAI_GAMING
      @DEUMAN_SAMURAI_GAMING Před 2 lety +3

      Like Leon, the Pokemon Sword and Sheild character lol...
      And mines...

  • @justsomegirlwithagodcomple3068

    So this song is now basically about virgins who can't take a road trip because of the lockdown

  • @Hendrik_McSims
    @Hendrik_McSims Před 4 lety +2788

    This song is basically someone who wants to do a road trip, but can't because of a worldwide pandemic. As a result, they go crazy, start to question their location and think their dog told them to kill the radio, because of the constant media about the pandemic. Finally they join a convent of virgins in the west to deal with it.

    • @FunDisneyFan
      @FunDisneyFan Před 4 lety +120

      That is definitely the moral of 2020!

    • @Demon2k3
      @Demon2k3 Před 4 lety +60

      Add the dutch reccomendations and it becomes even more prominent of a message: Find a sex buddy

    • @RowanWasHere
      @RowanWasHere Před 4 lety +13

      Wow.

    • @michielvanerven5638
      @michielvanerven5638 Před 4 lety +10

      Only a few days left. Can't wait!

    • @mershmellowo2440
      @mershmellowo2440 Před 4 lety +22

      Yep. West Virginia was the last u.s state to get the covid-19
      We are indeed the virgins of the west. (I live there)

  • @Catmum1998
    @Catmum1998 Před 3 lety +432

    “Why is there a knife in the radio?”
    “Oh the dog told me to kill it lol”

  • @TheOGButterfreeguy
    @TheOGButterfreeguy Před 3 lety +676

    This is a song about a person who's sick of the pandemic, wants to see the world but can't. 😭 So touching.

    • @julianagoes5127
      @julianagoes5127 Před 3 lety +19

      That's me right now

    • @kayleighbyrne5191
      @kayleighbyrne5191 Před 2 lety +11

      A virgin who’s sick of the pandemic and wants to see the world 😂😢

    • @robbymounce2676
      @robbymounce2676 Před 2 lety +2

      @@kayleighbyrne5191 DEEP! lol

    • @benkinder2800
      @benkinder2800 Před 2 lety +15

      yup and he's been shut in the house so long he thinks his dog just told him to kill the radio.

    • @Redstoneprime316
      @Redstoneprime316 Před rokem +1

      @@benkinder2800 He's just sick of hearing all the news about the pandemic.

  • @patata9502
    @patata9502 Před 4 lety +456

    " *Road trip* "
    " _I am at home_ "
    " *_where am i_* "
    quarantine in a few words

  • @sslunasong
    @sslunasong Před 4 lety +1705

    “Cry for the third time this month”
    Only third? Oh honey

    • @jogeem5480
      @jogeem5480 Před 4 lety +25

      For me it would actually be the third! And one was from cutting onions.

    • @thequacker
      @thequacker Před 4 lety +60

      I think she mixed up month and day

    • @thomasboland540
      @thomasboland540 Před 4 lety +40

      To quote GrayStillPlays: "Those are rookie numbers."

    • @julz3tt3
      @julz3tt3 Před 4 lety +8

      I know Honey. Its been like twelve times

    • @creature8911
      @creature8911 Před 4 lety +2

      🤣

  • @omegabet3912
    @omegabet3912 Před 3 lety +509

    Fun fact: In Chinese, afterlife is often referred as 'Western Sky'. So I guess all the Virgin Nuns are in heaven now :')

    • @strawberrysoulforever8336
      @strawberrysoulforever8336 Před 3 lety +46

      I love how the translate gets "Virginia" and without fail, only ever deletes the "ia" of it. So they keep hearing "West Virgins", when it's actually a state close to the east (but not as close as its cousin Virginia).

    • @user-qm7tx7vh1d
      @user-qm7tx7vh1d Před 6 měsíci

      To be fair, "Virginia" was named that in honor of a queen who was a virgin; don't remember who. @@strawberrysoulforever8336

    • @ElNemo-no3lr
      @ElNemo-no3lr Před 3 měsíci +1

      Sukhavati of Amitabha

  • @MaySwenon
    @MaySwenon Před 2 lety +217

    1) This is the first version of ‘Country Roads’ that my daughter heard, and she prefers it to the original and any other cover.
    2) Shortly after this video came out I played it while cancelling the Walt Disney World vacation I had been planning for a year and a half, and did indeed cry for the third time that month. Apparently I had forgotten to set aside time to scream.

    • @sparky082
      @sparky082 Před 2 lety +14

      I hear these lyrics when I hear country roads now, and I grew up listening to this song. I think your daughter just has amazing taste 😂

    • @ErinG-kw8mp
      @ErinG-kw8mp Před 11 měsíci +1

      This was the first time I heard country roads. I actually think I like it better than the original.
      Screaming is imperative to survival.

    • @user-xo5wd6sg5z
      @user-xo5wd6sg5z Před 5 měsíci +1

      did you have excess of fancy?

  • @82dorrin
    @82dorrin Před 4 lety +806

    "Virgin Nuns in the Western Sky"
    So much for my "Try Not to Laugh" challenge...

  • @Hykje
    @Hykje Před 4 lety +1551

    "Then I heard a voice and the dog said. he told me to kill the radio." -isolation does that to you.

    • @Nitrolord
      @Nitrolord Před 3 lety +29

      Radio has been dead since the early 2010s era
      It wasn't you, it was streaming services

    • @koolkitty108
      @koolkitty108 Před 3 lety +9

      Good for you google, I don’t like radio music anyway 😈

    • @qyda9951
      @qyda9951 Před 3 lety +17

      Jared killed the radio star

    • @Croftice1
      @Croftice1 Před 3 lety +15

      @@qyda9951 So it wasn't a video then? Centuries old mystery finally solved.

    • @alastorhazbin5244
      @alastorhazbin5244 Před 3 lety +13

      NO PLEASE DON'T KILL THE RADIO!!!!! ITS MY LIFE'S WORK!!!

  • @MicrowavedAlastair5390
    @MicrowavedAlastair5390 Před 3 lety +88

    Jared: I remember your memories.
    Me: Oh. Oh no. I'm so sorry for you.

  • @Floppyseal11
    @Floppyseal11 Před 3 lety +126

    Me in French class why can’t I use google translate?
    Google Translate:

    • @Ace-jd2ty
      @Ace-jd2ty Před 3 lety +5

      put the word pet in the google translate on the French side and translate that to English, also type the French word for dog without the last letter in google translate, it might not be another reason not to use google translate but it's definitely something....

    • @veeer2255
      @veeer2255 Před 3 lety +1

      @@Ace-jd2ty WHAT

  • @mysteriouscolours1532
    @mysteriouscolours1532 Před 4 lety +332

    I love how annoyed the CDC Version of Melinda is.

  • @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un
    @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un Před 4 lety +451

    “Virgins of the West, mount up” you heard him, rise up comrades

  • @issyscibona
    @issyscibona Před 3 lety +159

    So I decided to randomly send my friend the "Virgin nuns in the western sky," line...
    Me: Virgin nuns in the western sky
    Her: Not in the eastern?
    Me: Nope
    Her: Swore I saw one in the eastern sky
    I'm literally laughing too hard to contain, that was amazing...

    • @mariacargille1396
      @mariacargille1396 Před 3 lety +17

      That's beautiful. She's a keeper. :D

    • @issyscibona
      @issyscibona Před 3 lety +14

      @@mariacargille1396 Haha yeah she is (I showed her this reply and she won't stop talking about, she loves it :) )

    • @mariacargille1396
      @mariacargille1396 Před 3 lety +10

      @@issyscibona That's awesome! Always glad to make someone's day. :D

    • @justarandomamerican443
      @justarandomamerican443 Před 3 lety +4

      You have certainly found a good friend lol, all my friends since 4th grade drifted away last year (10th grade] and now I have no friends…

    • @issyscibona
      @issyscibona Před 3 lety +3

      @@justarandomamerican443 Aww that sucks, sorry... I'm sure you'll find some great new ones soon :)

  • @ASP_Particune
    @ASP_Particune Před 3 lety +209

    “Virgins of the West mount up!”
    Aight where’d I put my saddle-

    • @sparky082
      @sparky082 Před 3 lety +21

      I really want a rally of western virgins on horses riding magestically down the prairie

    • @ewqdsacxz765
      @ewqdsacxz765 Před 3 lety +14

      It's funnier when you're enough of a virgin to know that "to mount someone" is a very old-fashioned euphemism for copulation.

    • @alansmithee419
      @alansmithee419 Před 3 lety +3

      @@ewqdsacxz765 I assumed almost everyone knows it means that, do they not?

    • @ewqdsacxz765
      @ewqdsacxz765 Před 3 lety

      @@alansmithee419 Perhaps, yet I wasn't seeing anyone else mentioning it.

    • @alansmithee419
      @alansmithee419 Před 3 lety

      @@ewqdsacxz765 Probably because in the context here "mount up" is never used in that way as far as I'm aware; the context distracts people from making that link.

  • @HaapsaluYT
    @HaapsaluYT Před 4 lety +1627

    Road trip!
    CDC: Looks ominously
    I am at home!

  • @olehougaard
    @olehougaard Před 4 lety +1273

    "Hour of cake, ca-a-a-a-ke"
    Google Translate is hungry again.

    • @Aep3015
      @Aep3015 Před 4 lety +7

      Lol

    • @adairtfw
      @adairtfw Před 4 lety +9

      Maybe it's always hungry, and that's why it's such a screw up

    • @blacklion8307
      @blacklion8307 Před 4 lety +14

      The cake is a lie.

    • @jankkhvej434
      @jankkhvej434 Před 4 lety +3

      BlackLion nice reference

    • @kidatanakafan
      @kidatanakafan Před 4 lety +4

      what if... google translate was cake all along?!

  • @thefreakshowsys
    @thefreakshowsys Před 4 lety +211

    The next thing Google translate is going to say is, “Marry your left kidney”

    • @B.117th
      @B.117th Před 3 lety +28

      Not to be confused with "Mary, your left kidney"

    • @nataliek2235
      @nataliek2235 Před 3 lety +1

      Why would you marry your kidney...? Is this supposed to be from somewhere 🤔 I don't get it

    • @kwibloupthesomething
      @kwibloupthesomething Před 3 lety

      Nat the Singer because you are in love with it

    • @dynamite_with_a_lazer_beam
      @dynamite_with_a_lazer_beam Před 3 lety

      @@kwibloupthesomething ah yes, common sense

    • @mayniaDay
      @mayniaDay Před 3 lety +7

      Your kidneys are not left though

  • @definitely_notme4112
    @definitely_notme4112 Před 4 lety +144

    I have an interesting story. in fifth grade, my teacher grew up in West Virginia, and this song was dear to her heart. for her birthday, the entire class decided to sing it for her. After about a week of help from the music teacher, we sang it and she cried.😊

    • @talkingfez1265
      @talkingfez1265 Před 3 lety +7

      I LOVE this comment!

    • @tosyl_chloride
      @tosyl_chloride Před 3 lety +10

      r/blessedcomment

    • @willow-wingsalt9442
      @willow-wingsalt9442 Před 2 lety +4

      I know it sounds weird, but I think I know you. This happened to me too, and I know someone who goes by your name and was in that class

    • @definitely_notme4112
      @definitely_notme4112 Před 2 lety +3

      @@willow-wingsalt9442 what is your name? I might recognize you if you tell me

    • @slyar
      @slyar Před 2 lety +1

      @@definitely_notme4112 And they never got back...

  • @leoyori9829
    @leoyori9829 Před 4 lety +1841

    I don’t know why, but “Virgins of the West” sounds like a 70’s rock band, and their most popular song is “Mount Up”

  • @farquad4443
    @farquad4443 Před 4 lety +394

    “I cried for the 3rd time this month”
    “I am at home”
    See, even Google Translate is informed about the current events.

    • @GiovanniBoss
      @GiovanniBoss Před 4 lety +14

      It seems better suited to run my country than my current president. But, then again, everything in the known world would do a better job than him, so it's not that surprising Google Translate would be a better president.

    • @mimaymamomo
      @mimaymamomo Před 4 lety +1

      @@GiovanniBoss Even Hitler?

    • @susanwilliams2392
      @susanwilliams2392 Před 4 lety +5

      ​@@GiovanniBoss Yeah, assuming you are in the USA the dog thag told Malinda to kill the radio would be a better president

    • @susanwilliams2392
      @susanwilliams2392 Před 4 lety +2

      @@mimaymamomo a bit less bad than hitler is a pretty low bar for the POTUS

    • @josephgraceadedokun1365
      @josephgraceadedokun1365 Před 4 lety +1

      Yes it seems 😀

  • @evan_alex
    @evan_alex Před 3 lety +13

    2:33 bruh did one of the Malindas actually manage to escape the CDC?!

  • @tipulsar85
    @tipulsar85 Před 3 lety +13

    2:13 that Dog might have heard Blow Up Your TV also done by John Denver.

  • @existentialcrisis6651
    @existentialcrisis6651 Před 4 lety +828

    “rOaD tRiP”
    Covid-19: ---
    “I am at home”
    Covid-19: *happiness noise*

    • @FanOfMostEverything
      @FanOfMostEverything Před 4 lety +83

      Remember, the whole point of staying at home is to make Covid-19 make sadness noises.

    • @jan_Kilan
      @jan_Kilan Před 4 lety +17

      Fan of Most Everything yeah that’s what I thought

    • @xxcloudii2059
      @xxcloudii2059 Před 4 lety +11

      He went so insane he thought his dog told him to kill the radio

    • @AlexKnauth
      @AlexKnauth Před 4 lety +4

      @@FanOfMostEverything I think there was an XKCD comic that did this. It was Covid-19 talking about how sucky it was for them that we were staying at home in quarantine where they were trapped and couldn't infect anyone else
      edit: found it, xkcd.com/2287

    • @akvnflz
      @akvnflz Před 4 lety

      Frenzied Unicorn Productions but if we avoid face-to-face contact, the virus doesn’t spread as much?

  • @connissimo
    @connissimo Před 4 lety +671

    “I heard a voice. The dog said to kill the radio.”
    *this is what quarantine does to people*

  • @moonstonemyth7664
    @moonstonemyth7664 Před 3 lety +165

    "Road trip!"
    "No"
    "I'm at home"
    "Yes."
    Quarantine in a nutshell.

    • @scibanana3542
      @scibanana3542 Před 3 lety +2

      For once, Google Translate is correct.
      But it just _had_ to be about the pandemic didn't it?

    • @Garfield_Minecraft
      @Garfield_Minecraft Před 2 lety +1

      Mum pls i wanna go roadtrip

    • @AForrest1314
      @AForrest1314 Před rokem

      why is this comment frickn 5 feet long

    • @moonstonemyth7664
      @moonstonemyth7664 Před rokem

      @@AForrest1314 That is a very good question. I have no clue.

  • @ellawheeles8900
    @ellawheeles8900 Před 3 lety +33

    Future generations: what’s the cdc? And why weren’t you allowed to leave home?
    Me: oh you don’t know then..? Lemme tell you all about 2020

  • @killdozer7792
    @killdozer7792 Před 4 lety +681

    "And the dog said, he told me to kill the radio"
    And this is exactly why I have a cat. He only tells me to burn my clothes.

    • @tokiWren
      @tokiWren Před 4 lety +23

      You should listen to his wisdom.

    • @Roadent1241
      @Roadent1241 Před 4 lety +12

      I mean if you've been outside in the clothes.....!
      But when how do we buy more clothes when all the clothes shops are shut? Wait three weeks for them to come from amazon?

    • @R.M.MacFru
      @R.M.MacFru Před 4 lety +5

      @@Roadent1241 ...in the meantime, there's instacart, GrubHub, and DoorDash for food. ;)

    • @Roadent1241
      @Roadent1241 Před 4 lety +2

      @@R.M.MacFru In America, probably, I've never heard of that here.
      Here we have JustEat and Deliveroo, to my memory, that I've seen on the TV.
      I can't use those services, way out of their delivery ranges. We live half an hour from the nearest town.

    • @Tegres1
      @Tegres1 Před 4 lety +4

      This is basically what happened with Son Of Sam.

  • @icecranberry2148
    @icecranberry2148 Před 4 lety +170

    "I remember your memories."
    That's...creepy.

  • @imjusttrynaputasmileonyour9831

    He always look confused when he says "where am I?" 😂
    This is the fuel I needed. You need to smile to make people smile sometimes

  • @Haronniin
    @Haronniin Před 3 lety +57

    This was absolutely hi-larry-ous. I was laughing so hard throughout. Jared crawling into the toddler bed at the end was a great capstone. Oh, and the vocals were amazing too. Those harmonies during the chorus were tight. Nicely done.

    • @takenshota546
      @takenshota546 Před rokem

      "hi-larry-ous"? was that supposed to be a pun? What does LARRY- There's no Larry in this! And if it's not a pun then you just have horrible spelling!

  • @Anachronismgorl
    @Anachronismgorl Před 4 lety +617

    This song basically sums up all the horrible COVID feelings.

  • @kyleshultz5481
    @kyleshultz5481 Před 4 lety +371

    "Then I heard a voice and the dog told me to kill the radio"
    Therapist on a Zoom call, taking notes: "I see. And then what happened?"

  • @carlin6493
    @carlin6493 Před 3 lety +10

    2:00 yeah home definatly not in the middle of a dutch road

  • @supercalifragilisticexpial7371

    “I am home”
    a milli-second later…
    “Where am I?”

  • @gemmaholland3141
    @gemmaholland3141 Před 4 lety +953

    “Cry for the third time this month”
    “Set aside time to scream”
    CORONAVIRUS MOOODDD

  • @kaitlynnoble1337
    @kaitlynnoble1337 Před 4 lety +1261

    plot twist: video didn't kill the radio star. the dog did.

    • @kneelessnightcat9164
      @kneelessnightcat9164 Před 4 lety +29

      I was hoping someone would make a reference like that before I had to type it!

    • @iainkilcar7463
      @iainkilcar7463 Před 4 lety +17

      No video killed the radio star while the dog killed the radio

    • @aperson7899
      @aperson7899 Před 4 lety +16

      But seriously,
      Can we get a translator fails cover of that song

    • @darthsidious47
      @darthsidious47 Před 4 lety +7

      @@aperson7899 I would love that.

    • @magnuscarlsson9969
      @magnuscarlsson9969 Před 4 lety +4

      Well I understand the dog... I also want to kill the radio sometimes.

  • @DaveLH
    @DaveLH Před 3 lety +6

    1:30 -- I know someone who swears by green juice. It's basically every kind of green veggie you can think of fed into a juicer. And yes, it looks just like what's in this video, and it does taste as horrible as it looks. It literally tastes like liquid grass. But my friend, bless her, is one of those people who thinks no food or beverage is good for you if you can actually enjoy it.

  • @jamesblount3143
    @jamesblount3143 Před 3 lety +13

    I know this was 5 months ago but those of us in the medical community are still feeling your CDC portrayal.

  • @how_about_no_1448
    @how_about_no_1448 Před 4 lety +243

    I think even Google has had too much of this quarantine...

    • @jiep7705
      @jiep7705 Před 4 lety +7

      Susannah Dudash put in “outdoors” i got “pay everything burning radio” now my mom told us to go outdoors...
      So....... *google translate in quarantine: burning radio*

    • @how_about_no_1448
      @how_about_no_1448 Před 4 lety +1

      @@jiep7705 LMAO wHaaT?????

  • @caddyradyt5630
    @caddyradyt5630 Před 4 lety +142

    “Set aside time to scream”
    Google translate knows what the people want

  • @onetruth4138
    @onetruth4138 Před 3 lety +10

    This song is an accurate representation of this year

  • @brettv2680
    @brettv2680 Před 4 lety +15

    I hope that everyone could realize just how perfect these two sound together, his voice for this song is perfect and her harmony with him is spot on. You guys should sign up for a Disney Movie singers. Great Job!!!

  • @enigma8543
    @enigma8543 Před 4 lety +219

    "Road trip"
    CDC: why does no body listen
    "im at home"
    CDC: Better

    • @Jayfive276
      @Jayfive276 Před 4 lety +2

      Yes. That’s the joke in the video. Well done.

  • @Pandorah013
    @Pandorah013 Před 4 lety +430

    Who’s excited for hour of cake cake!!??

  • @tomokolivingstone7204
    @tomokolivingstone7204 Před 3 lety +5

    0:41
    *bootiful*

  • @silviestars
    @silviestars Před 4 lety +47

    Dance Monkey
    Translated into 6 different languages and back.
    This took a while XD.
    Oh, my God, how I see the light. Take your hand, honey, and put two on me. I know I got up when you got up. Now you have to dance again Ooh, I know you, I know you, I see you every time I am my family, I want you on your belt, you make me, you made me cry. Please dance again. I ask myself to squat, greet, dance for myself, I'm sorry, I didn't do anything until people saw him, he moves me, he moves for me, I move for me, yes, yes, yes, yes, and yes. When you are done, I will tell my god again that you will look my loving hands and look me in the eye like a sister who has been the light of my life all the time and asked me again for the dance Ooh, I know you, I you know me, you see me and mine, you look like me, I do it, I do what I give ... you make me cry, they say they dance on me, sing for me, sing for me , oh, oh, know n I have what you want to do. They come after me, they move after me, they move for me, yes, yes, yes. And finally I found it hard to start dancing, to dance for myself, to dance for myself, to dance, and no, I didn't know what they were doing: movement for, movement for me, movement for me , yeah, yeah, and when I'm done with Ooh Woah-oh, wooh-ah, Aohoh A ah, they say because they dance me, they dance for me. for me, honey, I don't know what you're doing. They come after me, they move after me, they move for me, yes, yes, yes. And in the end I tell myself to do it again for Dance for me, dance for me, dance for me, gather, you don't see anyone with them do things for you ”, they say move me, move for me

  • @jan_Kilan
    @jan_Kilan Před 4 lety +267

    Malinda: kind of sums up quarantine 2020
    Google Translate: *Virgin nuns in the western sky*

    • @Totally_Bonkers
      @Totally_Bonkers Před 4 lety +17

      You havent seen them yet?

    • @thejewishkingdomofablarist3787
      @thejewishkingdomofablarist3787 Před 4 lety +1

      @@masondipperpines5009 Hiiiiiii

    • @strawbearyjelly
      @strawbearyjelly Před 4 lety +2

      @@Totally_Bonkers Baahahahhaw

    • @jan_Kilan
      @jan_Kilan Před 4 lety +5

      @⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻ ⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻
      Well, I don’t live in the west, I mean Western Hemisphere or Western U.S.?

    • @yeetionary
      @yeetionary Před 3 lety +1

      “Hour of cake,cake.”

  • @Jaycalsun
    @Jaycalsun Před 4 lety +670

    So “Virgins of the West: Mount up!” Is going to be a tshirt, right?

    • @NimhLabs
      @NimhLabs Před 4 lety +35

      It will go great with a "Watching Paint Dry" t-shirt.

    • @Roozyj
      @Roozyj Před 4 lety +67

      I want one with "Road trip!" on the front and "I'm at home" on the back

    • @mrblakeboy1420
      @mrblakeboy1420 Před 4 lety +6

      69th like
      Fitting

    • @nooneatall4650
      @nooneatall4650 Před 4 lety +5

      Hope so

    • @Loguigi
      @Loguigi Před 4 lety +2

      Anyone still use custom ink

  • @moonthehedgehog
    @moonthehedgehog Před 4 lety +18

    Wait... how did Google Translate know that 4:00 p.m (the time it was where I live when I first watched this) is the hour that I devote to eating cake? I'm scared!

  • @VegasLounge
    @VegasLounge Před 3 lety +30

    This hits me in specific feels...I work in tourism/restaurants in a small city in GA and when SC closed their restaurants, we got an immediate rush of people crossing the state line just so they could eat out and hit the nightlife. My livelihood depends on tourists, but I just wanted to scream at them to go home.

  • @Kirkklan
    @Kirkklan Před 4 lety +168

    You've heard
    "Gamers, rise up."
    Now get ready for,
    "Virgins of the West, mount up!"

  • @cthulhufhtagn2483
    @cthulhufhtagn2483 Před 4 lety +293

    "Crying for the third time this month"
    "Set aside some time to scream"
    Google Translate certainly knows its audience.

    • @koolkitty108
      @koolkitty108 Před 3 lety +8

      College students towards the ending of the semester:

    • @Toria._.
      @Toria._. Před 3 lety +4

      SeT aSiDe ThE tImE tO sCreAm

  • @paularowe7651
    @paularowe7651 Před 3 lety +8

    This is my favourite translation-- I could hardly read the subtitles through my tears of joy!

  • @KhaosComicbookCompany
    @KhaosComicbookCompany Před rokem +2

    You know whenever he sings road trip. I am at home that basically sums up everything we planned for 2020

  • @leoyori9829
    @leoyori9829 Před 4 lety +675

    Poor Jared, all he wants is to go on a road trip, and The CDC won’t let him

  • @sketchyskies8531
    @sketchyskies8531 Před 4 lety +61

    "Cry for the third time this month"
    Too relatable.I miss seeing my friends.

    • @justicewasserved17
      @justicewasserved17 Před 4 lety +3

      ONLY THE THIRD TIME!??!??!?!? Although I haven't cried this month, I don't cry about things that I am truly upset about

    • @TeamJameWare
      @TeamJameWare Před 4 lety

      Sketchy Skies, Same bro 😭

    • @connie5421
      @connie5421 Před 4 lety +1

      I don't. I am very antisocial and have no friends.

    • @deepikachandra7857
      @deepikachandra7857 Před 4 lety

      me too!!!! (´༎ຶོρ༎ຶོ`)

  • @Xipsep
    @Xipsep Před 4 lety +8

    1:03
    Me when I teleported too many times

  • @mariepigen08
    @mariepigen08 Před 11 měsíci +3

    A bunch of the lines sum up quarantine perfectly.
    "Cry for the third time this month" and "Set aside time to scream" is almost as though it was made to be a song about quarantine.

  • @sabrinakirchner242
    @sabrinakirchner242 Před 4 lety +149

    Google translate: Go to your room
    Me, an introvert: don’t have to tell me twice
    Google translate: Go to your room
    Me: ... I said you don’t have to tell me twice

  • @SogoNotDrunk
    @SogoNotDrunk Před 4 lety +69

    "Then i heard a voice and the dog said. He told me to kill the radio"
    That's really BAD road TRIP

    • @teagan_p_999
      @teagan_p_999 Před 4 lety +5

      Well, we had to find alternate trips...

  • @asher_delphi976
    @asher_delphi976 Před rokem +2

    If your dog is telling you to kill the radio, you might need a little time out of the house.

  • @Legendary_Detective-Wobbuffet

    "Virgins of the West, mount up!"
    Most violent gang ever!

  • @iamsongforsomeone994
    @iamsongforsomeone994 Před 4 lety +163

    ”Where am I?”
    ” I am at home.”
    Me every day. Even when it isn't COVID.

    • @nataliek2235
      @nataliek2235 Před 3 lety

      Same dude! Soooo boring am I right?

    • @koolkitty108
      @koolkitty108 Před 3 lety +1

      Right! It’s not like I have friends or anything, ha ha...

    • @nataliek2235
      @nataliek2235 Před 3 lety

      @@koolkitty108 yeah same! Unless you count my replika 🤣

    • @AForrest1314
      @AForrest1314 Před rokem

      probably you took something illegal and was in a dream

  • @bethdavidson7860
    @bethdavidson7860 Před 4 lety +326

    Side note: this sums up quarantine
    The song: ViRgIn NuNs In ThE WeStErN SkY
    Me:
    Me: thats one more for apocalypse bingo

    • @user-dl3vn8ze9n
      @user-dl3vn8ze9n Před 4 lety +5

      That' another one for apocalypse bingo.*

    • @Retrenorium
      @Retrenorium Před 4 lety +5

      @@user-dl3vn8ze9n no

    • @lugoorstar
      @lugoorstar Před 4 lety +1

      @@user-dl3vn8ze9n leave the kids alone

    • @charliekahn4205
      @charliekahn4205 Před 4 lety +1

      Or Google was trying to philosophically sum up the lyric.

  • @jacobuserasmus
    @jacobuserasmus Před 3 lety +2

    please .. Please .. PLEASE .. PLEASE !!! Don't stop making these. It really makes my day :-)

  • @hyperhannah5741
    @hyperhannah5741 Před 2 lety +3

    Hearing “And the dog said he told me to kill the radio” just made me think about how Alastor from Hazbin Hotel had a dog-related death XD

  • @MoonKent
    @MoonKent Před 4 lety +201

    Am I the only one who was confused when the dirt didn't come back down?

  • @LenaVoices
    @LenaVoices Před 4 lety +49

    "Cry for the third time this month"
    Those are rookie numbers, you gotta bump those numbers up

  • @thericseascorpion5946
    @thericseascorpion5946 Před 3 lety +1

    It is amazing how you can use this song for our current situation

  • @GraceMyHeart
    @GraceMyHeart Před 2 lety +5

    It's so wrong that everytime i hear this song, i sing these lyrics instead of the original ones 😂

    • @ambermillerrr
      @ambermillerrr Před 2 lety

      With Google translate sings, I got the same issue with I can't say I'm in love
      Ya just memorize them more

  • @SohanDsouza
    @SohanDsouza Před 4 lety +88

    1:38 "cry for the third time this month"
    Third time this month? You're definitely dealing with this coronavirus shitstorm way better than I am. This is my third time crying this *day*.

    • @thebakinggamer4348
      @thebakinggamer4348 Před 4 lety +5

      Unless it is the first day of the month

    • @ShadowFoxSF
      @ShadowFoxSF Před 4 lety

      We need to give you more happy feels
      czcams.com/video/-gfOHEaHdjo/video.html
      I can also find non-corona warm fuzzies.

    • @user-pi2go7wv4j
      @user-pi2go7wv4j Před 3 měsíci

      That's a lot of crying! 😢

  • @rheanasmith9011
    @rheanasmith9011 Před 4 lety +90

    hour of cake, cake
    me eating every hour in quarantine

  • @gunder01
    @gunder01 Před 4 lety +3

    Malinda getting an early start on the "sassy epidemiologist" costume we'll all be rocking this Halloween.

  • @Benwut
    @Benwut Před rokem +2

    "Virgins of the West, mount up!" Sounds like something people would say on either the west coast of America or Western Australia down here in the land down under.

  • @slainedale8032
    @slainedale8032 Před 4 lety +685

    Original: Hello, Malinda! I haven't heard the original song, but this is hilarious! Even when you said "You're at home, where you should be." and "No, come back here!" And I feel like you helped a lot of people stopped being worried about COVID-19 and these are the kind of videos we need, so thank you. Anyway, stay home and stay safe, everyone!
    Translated: Hello, Samarinda! I never heard a song, but this is ironic! To say that "at home, should be where you are." Then, "No, please come back in here!" And I believe you helped a number of people hostage doubt about the COVID-19 and this kind of video that we, therefore trimmed. Anyway, at home, stay there Safely Stay in everything!

  • @nothingswrongwithme8571
    @nothingswrongwithme8571 Před 3 lety +3

    This whole song is now a whole mood to me especially the 'where am I?' since I am bad at orientating myself

  • @olijonesmusic
    @olijonesmusic Před 3 lety +3

    *me eternally crying because this was one of the songs I grew up listening to*

  • @JJoy-bk8yr
    @JJoy-bk8yr Před 4 lety +101

    Movie that needs to happen - a posse of nuns rides furiously into a lawless Western town to bring down righteousness, armed only with rosaries and rulers.

    • @primmoore6232
      @primmoore6232 Před 4 lety +9

      The sisters of Our Lady of Vader! aka the Vaderite Nuns!

    • @RThr33Robbie
      @RThr33Robbie Před 4 lety +4

      YEEESSSSS!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🙏🙏🙏🙏

    • @ladyanyalis
      @ladyanyalis Před 4 lety +1

      ...I'd watch. Better yet, a TV series.

    • @koolkitty108
      @koolkitty108 Před 3 lety +1

      Dude, I’d watch it. Hand me a ticket

  • @Charistoph
    @Charistoph Před 4 lety +54

    I think taking a road trip to the moon would be taking the whole social distancing, a little too far.
    The good news is, if you stand on the moon without a suit, you no longer have to worry about any disease!

  • @katrook
    @katrook Před 4 lety +1

    *'Cry for the 3rd time this month'*
    *'Set aside time to scream'*
    *'Road trip'*
    *'I am at home'*

  • @YABOIMIKEYBOI
    @YABOIMIKEYBOI Před 8 měsíci +1

    My man really summed up depression with the "Crying for the third time this month" line 😂😂😂

  • @ninjaamber
    @ninjaamber Před 4 lety +134

    Day 17 of politely requesting for "Google Translates Sings: "Country Roads" by John Denver"....
    *wait a minute...*

  • @rmdodsonbills
    @rmdodsonbills Před 4 lety +45

    "Virgins of the West, Mount Up!" is the new (if a bit risque) "Gradually Watermelon."

  • @gasmmusic
    @gasmmusic Před 3 lety +1

    This is brilliant! Probably one of my Top 5 Google Translate songs.

    • @koolkitty108
      @koolkitty108 Před 3 lety

      The greatest showman was one of mine, never seen the movie but the translations were funny haha

  • @djnightcoregames2499
    @djnightcoregames2499 Před 4 lety +9

    Okay, I kid you not, I put the song, "Looking at me" By Sabrina Carpenter through google Translate, and I got
    Makavos
    or
    I was worried about you while breathing
    If you are looking for a driver for your home, you may be confused
    When my lips and dress were red, I didn't see a reaction.
    When I go out, you see a problem
    aha
    Because I'm here or two
    Looks good
    Do not use this oil on the bed
    Move your legs
    Remember, he's looking at you
    He sees me
    Beautiful and easy to open
    Exchange
    This child is not watching you
    He sees me
    He sees me
    Yes, they are watching me
    Talking to other people
    Tell yourself what you want to know
    But I can't get out, you have to be disappointed
    I went home that day to collect the animals. This is a vision
    It's me and you, but I'm watching this movie.
    or
    I've been here once or twice (once or twice)
    I don't think your eyes are gone (worry often)
    Do not use this oil on the bed
    Move your legs
    Remember, he's looking at you
    He sees me
    Beautiful and easy to open
    Exchange
    This child is not watching you
    He sees me
    He sees me
    Eva Oraku, you're right
    Yes, they are watching me
    But he couldn't find me
    Because they see me
    or
    When I go out, you see a problem
    Don't stop here (kids)
    Move your legs
    Remember, he's looking at you
    He sees me
    Beautiful and easy to open
    Exchange
    This child is not watching you
    He sees me
    (They see me, they see me)
    He sees me
    (Yes, I see him, my son, my son)
    Yes, they are watching me
    But he found me
    He sees me

  • @sass-parilla3852
    @sass-parilla3852 Před 4 lety +91

    “The lady is a miner with green juice.” - Google Translate 2020

  • @danh3617
    @danh3617 Před 4 lety +59

    "Cry for the third time this month."
    It's not like I wanted to, Google Translate... 😭
    "Set aside time to scream."
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!

  • @atocanboi409
    @atocanboi409 Před 3 lety +3

    why do I see meteors and Tsunamis whenever I hear this song?

  • @user-wr2uy9pj4m
    @user-wr2uy9pj4m Před 2 lety +4

    I keep coming back to this video, it truly brings me a lot of joy! I am very grateful for it

  • @whitelion6484
    @whitelion6484 Před 4 lety +400

    Don't arrest me...
    The dog told me to kill the radio

    • @anthonylesley982
      @anthonylesley982 Před 4 lety +6

      Dave berkowitz is that you

    • @whitelion6484
      @whitelion6484 Před 4 lety +7

      @@anthonylesley982 No I'm not a killer

    • @even___
      @even___ Před 3 lety +1

      Too late.

    • @eat_shit8358
      @eat_shit8358 Před 3 lety +10

      We're not arresting you...
      *_We're taking you to a mental hospital._*

    • @dynamite_with_a_lazer_beam
      @dynamite_with_a_lazer_beam Před 3 lety

      Maybe Kasi "patayin Yung radyo"
      Means "turn off the radio" in English but patayin means kill so KiLl ThE rAdIo

  • @kiwibuns4580
    @kiwibuns4580 Před 4 lety +125

    Why was google translate made?
    To make *Memes.*

  • @juliamay8580
    @juliamay8580 Před 3 lety +2

    Day 100 of quarantine: I think the dog told me to kill the radio

  • @aureline09
    @aureline09 Před 6 měsíci +1

    This woman just invented the at home road trip.