Tik Toks That Made Me Choke On My Croissant

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  • @Unjustly_Confident
    @Unjustly_Confident Před 2 lety +457

    Yo why did I think the title was “Tiktoks that made me drop my croissant” I was so excitedddd

    • @jonblon-II
      @jonblon-II Před 2 lety +7

      Yes it is my greatest and most sincere wish to find one if the rare Tokyos that would make me drop a c roissant

    • @ChaosUnleashed265
      @ChaosUnleashed265 Před 2 lety +3

      Dyslexia?

    • @solus8685
      @solus8685 Před 2 lety +2

      That title has been overdone already..

    • @SukunaYaoi
      @SukunaYaoi Před 2 lety

      Was this a vine reference?

    • @spoodersad
      @spoodersad Před 2 lety

      Same lol

  • @ItalianArsonist
    @ItalianArsonist Před 2 lety +236

    “I continue to eat the cotton candy that is inside my ceiling despite my doctors warnings” same, buddy. same

  • @Poefeathyr
    @Poefeathyr Před 2 lety +181

    "What is a man with a foot fetish's favorite drink?" Me: there's literally barefoot wine

  • @thegirlwhoisme
    @thegirlwhoisme Před 2 lety +81

    The girl in her trunk made me mad cause she’s not actually stuck.

    • @Raven-yv6di
      @Raven-yv6di Před rokem +1

      scrolled down specifically to look for this comment

    • @Johnnywithay
      @Johnnywithay Před rokem

      Monstro pin this Fr fr. Fuck that girl and her bs antics

  • @moss8541
    @moss8541 Před 2 lety +29

    No no no I actually smiled when I closed my eyes like the guy said, opened them, and was greeted by a teddy bear. High-key best shit.

  • @oliverry4826
    @oliverry4826 Před 2 lety +137

    Although the Dairy Queen menu is devoid of the word ice cream, you can find it on the box for the Dilly Bars.

    • @elk3407
      @elk3407 Před rokem +4

      That's because Dilly Bars have ice cream. Blizzards and cones do not. What they use is ice milk which is basically the same as ice cream, just with low fat. and since ice cream must have 20% or higher fat content to be considered ice cream by the FDA they can't call ice milk ice cream

  • @h0lly_blue
    @h0lly_blue Před 2 lety +18

    5:36 love this wholesome guy

    • @guhmachine
      @guhmachine Před rokem +1

      He’s like a retired mafia boss

  • @yvonnethomas8155
    @yvonnethomas8155 Před 2 lety +77

    3:32 he is quite literally the peanut butter baby from vine but with lotion

    • @MadamFoogie
      @MadamFoogie Před 2 lety +9

      Ah.

    • @salininguyendona3235
      @salininguyendona3235 Před 2 lety +3

      L O T I O N B A B Y

    • @amberf6022
      @amberf6022 Před 2 lety +2

      damn i thought it was paint

    • @Emily-zi5ek
      @Emily-zi5ek Před 2 lety +1

      that's lotion?? i thought it was baby powder

    • @MadamFoogie
      @MadamFoogie Před 2 lety +2

      ​@@Emily-zi5ek I was afraid it was house paint.
      And house paint can be very tempting. Let's just say someone might have dipped her fingers in purple Behr for the fun of it. Yeah, that's a thing, right?

  • @iSchmidty13
    @iSchmidty13 Před 2 lety +121

    @4:50 cars are only required have an inside trunk release if the trunk is a separate enclosed space. Your car doesn't have a release because you can just hop into the back seats and get out one of the other doors.
    Literally only someone completely paralyzed would be actually stuck in this situation lmao

    • @NovaBasalt
      @NovaBasalt Před 2 lety +26

      fr. all we need is that one annoying guy to stitch it and silently demonstrate how to climb over the seats

    • @remi5074
      @remi5074 Před 2 lety +5

      how do you climb over seats when your kidnapped and tied up 💀

    • @iSchmidty13
      @iSchmidty13 Před 2 lety +13

      @@remi5074 how do you pull a release cord and jump out of the trunk if you're tied up

    • @remi5074
      @remi5074 Před 2 lety +6

      @@iSchmidty13 you can turn your body to pull a release cord, and if you jump out when there are alot of cars and make a scene then your likely to be saved.

    • @YungGucciBerry
      @YungGucciBerry Před rokem +3

      I'm still wondering my tf she was sleeping in her trunk 💀

  • @Emily-zi5ek
    @Emily-zi5ek Před 2 lety +75

    Last clip, even with that bag being that big you KNOW it's still gonna be half filled with air when it's the lay's brand

    • @maddieb.4282
      @maddieb.4282 Před 10 měsíci +1

      That’s why you don’t get chips that are crushed into dust

  • @fidonuts8699
    @fidonuts8699 Před 2 lety +26

    8:08 with a my dad being a doctor i can confirm. this is scarily accurate and others with medical professionals as family members relate

  • @nickkunst8915
    @nickkunst8915 Před 2 lety +18

    6:16 the fact his boss said okay without even seeing the fake piss. Hes won, but at what cost

  • @R_ARC
    @R_ARC Před 2 lety +21

    7:54 dude looks like rumpelstiltskin from shrek ever after

  • @ruminationstation4200
    @ruminationstation4200 Před rokem +2

    The old guy hyping up the dude pouring the martini was so cute.

  • @TheeWeather
    @TheeWeather Před 2 lety +7

    2:39 damn she has a good voice

  • @_The_Weatherman
    @_The_Weatherman Před 2 lety +4

    6:45 the way they just dump the silverware in kills me lmaoooooooooo

  • @Idolbottle
    @Idolbottle Před 2 lety +9

    “Because he’s about to be an orphan”

  • @matcha6375
    @matcha6375 Před 2 lety +16

    the stick of dynamite one was so funny it's living in my head now

  • @queenofno6055
    @queenofno6055 Před 2 lety +8

    8:17 1. Damn you go sis 2. He's right constipation and bad digestion leads to a world of other issues

  • @user-nt3pm6dx1x
    @user-nt3pm6dx1x Před 2 lety +19

    finally a new monstro video to watch while i eat

  • @NHZ_editz
    @NHZ_editz Před 2 lety +9

    3:24 why he look like Dustin from stranger things?

  • @bsjsjajejssns
    @bsjsjajejssns Před 2 lety +9

    1:34 this is literally me and my dad 💀✋

  • @Glass_Archive
    @Glass_Archive Před 2 lety +3

    Love it whenever you upload

  • @migueldelbosque5744
    @migueldelbosque5744 Před rokem +1

    I screamed when he said McKinney Texas, that was my favorite pizza hut🤣

  • @katzies
    @katzies Před 2 lety +1

    8:41 THE ACCENT IS KILLING ME

  • @jerrycantrellsgirl
    @jerrycantrellsgirl Před 2 lety +4

    7:47 not the nu metal shorts 😭 peak limp bizkit energy

  • @ritzcrxcker
    @ritzcrxcker Před rokem +1

    at 0:40, the sax in the background sounds like they’re playing a song called “Moondance” and i’m in my high school marching band and this years show included Moondance and i loved playing it. (i’m a trumpet btw so i had a lot of the main melody)

  • @izukamidoriya5514
    @izukamidoriya5514 Před 2 lety +6

    12:14 I don't think she has science either

  • @hannahandrews120
    @hannahandrews120 Před 2 lety +1

    HAHA i love this channel so much 🤣🤣

  • @knives81x
    @knives81x Před 2 lety +4

    Damn that first couple just plays domestic violence the game. 😅

  • @goochacho3074
    @goochacho3074 Před 2 lety +5

    9:32 I feel called the fuck out lmao

  • @nethertaxi3719
    @nethertaxi3719 Před rokem +2

    4:31 dairy queen's "ice cream" isnt even considered to be ice cream by the FDA

    • @elk3407
      @elk3407 Před rokem +1

      Yah, because it's ice milk, which means it doesn't have enough fat to be considered ice cream. You'd know this if you bought a carten of their ice milk

  • @barbiehospital9648
    @barbiehospital9648 Před rokem

    Haha the drunk guys at the start 😂😂😂

  • @Len..K
    @Len..K Před 2 lety +1

    11:51 I am currently rereading the Percy Jackson books and this made my poor hyperfixating brain so happy

  • @Skellytor
    @Skellytor Před rokem

    The tea one omg

  • @Chicken_and_salami
    @Chicken_and_salami Před 2 lety +9

    Your videos make me cry laughing they are so funny-

  • @piqkledawgy9641
    @piqkledawgy9641 Před 2 lety +3

    The second one reminded me that I’ve left my timer on for 886 hours :) btw it’s still on.

  • @HomarAlexander
    @HomarAlexander Před 5 měsíci

    Ur gonna do a drag show. Yasss slayy 😂😂😂

  • @pip-pip5029
    @pip-pip5029 Před 2 lety

    5:37 I love this man

  • @MadamFoogie
    @MadamFoogie Před 2 lety +21

    9:32 So TRUE!
    I still remember mine. 3287990.
    I'm thirty-five years old, by the way. Got that muscle memory for mozzarella sticks.

  • @Simon-Sayzz
    @Simon-Sayzz Před 2 lety +1

    Hell yea, got here early. Perfect timing! I needed a new funny :3c (to all who read this, have a lovely day)

  • @oliviacichosz622
    @oliviacichosz622 Před rokem

    I haven’t had school lunch in 2 years but how the heck did I just remeber my old school lunch number 😭😭😭😭

  • @Freakydrac
    @Freakydrac Před 2 lety

    Lol these were funny

  • @FOG716
    @FOG716 Před 2 lety +3

    5:08 Really its not an actually trunk you can just climb over the top of the chairs am i dumb

  • @patrickhouchins9074
    @patrickhouchins9074 Před 2 lety +1

    Facts

  • @Themanthemythagod
    @Themanthemythagod Před 2 lety +2

    11:43 this one made me rlly happy for no reason lol🥲

  • @HannaSelah
    @HannaSelah Před rokem

    Couldn't even listen to the Dairy Queen one because I was thinking the whole time if that dude's head is really shaped like that? Had to rewind halfway through 😂

  • @ablahday2558
    @ablahday2558 Před 2 lety +2

    That Chuckie Cheese song

  • @avevee9708
    @avevee9708 Před 2 lety

    2:10 squishmallow buddies! I am using him as a pillow right now!

  • @auntjuju9854
    @auntjuju9854 Před rokem

    The first clip took me out 💀😂

  • @KillerQueenPing
    @KillerQueenPing Před rokem +1

    Nobody out pizza’s the hut😂😂😂1:16

  • @sighmon5640
    @sighmon5640 Před rokem

    holy hell i still remember my elementary school number. never used it past middle school but was assigned it in elementary school

  • @XX-yu9op
    @XX-yu9op Před 2 lety

    5:37 YASSS SLAYYY

  • @JodesR
    @JodesR Před 2 lety

    The apparently one got me ffs

  • @cquty
    @cquty Před 2 lety +2

    the fact im eating a croissant is scary

  • @tobyeasterbrook8117
    @tobyeasterbrook8117 Před rokem

    2:26 Yeah so one time I got very lost while very drunk and I had this exact thought. It took me roughly four hours to walk home, including a very long detour to the wrong university (I was living on campus), and every single garbage can I came across was knocked over. Except I didn't do the lazy vandal thing and whacked them, I very carefully and deliberately picked them up and laid them on their sides. I also found a random traffic cone and put it smack in the middle of a residential street, blocking off one lane. I was in a chaotic mood that night lmao

  • @CL0WN_T3ARZ
    @CL0WN_T3ARZ Před 2 lety

    6:34 this man has a beautifully organized utensil drawer. the guy after him needs to seek help.

  • @aqua6613
    @aqua6613 Před rokem

    3:24 is Baby Farwa being part of the delousing process...
    It's powdered sugar 😆
    It's delicious!

  • @CerberusB1
    @CerberusB1 Před 2 lety

    Lmao, "My colours coming off, I'm turning white!"

  • @JuneSage
    @JuneSage Před 2 lety

    9:15. 🤣 ❤️ Glow up together low-key with it

  • @BrandonBReelKillerFishn
    @BrandonBReelKillerFishn Před rokem +2

    You know on the cool I'm not concerned about the kid putting lotion all over his self. I'm concerned that he's still in a diaper And looks like he could be a linebacker for the 49ers

  • @smirnoffice8859
    @smirnoffice8859 Před 2 lety

    The bear one was cute ngl

  • @livinlife8299
    @livinlife8299 Před 2 lety

    THE HIGHSCHOOL LUNCH CARD NUMBER… I thought I was the only one

  • @thatrandomblackguy1245

    4:15 bro gaslighted me rlly hard

  • @woofexe4050
    @woofexe4050 Před 2 lety +1

    Who's video did you link at the end of the video? Like, how are they affiliated with you?

  • @HannahCM134
    @HannahCM134 Před rokem

    I’m actually eating a croissant right now lol hopefully I don’t choke

  • @frostee-3948
    @frostee-3948 Před 2 lety

    pov me: Me just eating a croissant searching up funny videos and see this

  • @sazhkatzroy4941
    @sazhkatzroy4941 Před rokem

    9:18 it's Tina from bobs burgers

  • @danikris241
    @danikris241 Před 2 lety +2

    2:39 cheese

  • @alex.adamski
    @alex.adamski Před 2 lety

    2:00 THIS. THIS RIGHT HERE

  • @hello_bycheez9162
    @hello_bycheez9162 Před 2 lety

    lowkey howd you get my fyp in 1 vid

  • @Im_sorry1999
    @Im_sorry1999 Před 2 lety

    Reciting my fav part in this comp bc it’s midnight and I’m bored: “I’m so sorry but I’m not an Uber!, yea ur not our Uber, we wish you were ye ye yar our youber, but your eating’ crackers in ur car :) UH HELLO WERE FRIGGIN DRUNKKK ABBAHHSJSH friggin…… HEY EVERYBODY ON THAT SNAPCHAT GUESS WHAT?

  • @rudycristinaomic
    @rudycristinaomic Před 2 lety +1

    Lol

  • @queenofno6055
    @queenofno6055 Před 2 lety

    2:11 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @morgue83
    @morgue83 Před 2 lety

    9:19 is tina belcher

  • @isaacroberts1991
    @isaacroberts1991 Před 2 lety +1

    Dq has frozen custard. Technically speaking it is different than ice cream

    • @elk3407
      @elk3407 Před rokem

      frozen custard? nah. It's ice milk, which means it's low in fat and literally that's the only difference. You can buy tubs of their soft serve and that's what it's labeled as

  • @Snad_witchz
    @Snad_witchz Před 2 lety

    1:38 I Like This One

  • @rat.2310
    @rat.2310 Před 2 lety +3

    9:25 she is gaining privilege

  • @Anonymous26466
    @Anonymous26466 Před 2 lety

    6:37 it doesn't matter

  • @sienashawver6511
    @sienashawver6511 Před 2 lety

    Girl who takes a nap in a trunk? Like take it in the back seat like everyone else

  • @neomawzz
    @neomawzz Před 2 lety

    6:51 wtf please 😭

  • @coinslotman
    @coinslotman Před rokem

    "I'm gonna speak in animal crossing."
    If you're a brave one, speak in Inkling or Octoling.

  • @PrototypeO
    @PrototypeO Před rokem

    Ronald Macdonald audtion at 03:32.

  • @nobody-ey1pt
    @nobody-ey1pt Před 2 lety

    yasss slayy

  • @reevesavage
    @reevesavage Před 2 lety

    but Dairy Queen got Ice Cream cakes on the menu >.>

  • @brannajohnson8582
    @brannajohnson8582 Před rokem

    definitely gonna start speaking animal crossing

  • @zombathinlostleghackercat5233

    6:50 Is she talking about them smashing?

    • @samf8887
      @samf8887 Před 2 lety +1

      No he's just playing the violin 🤣

  • @brigwe616
    @brigwe616 Před 2 lety

    I'd be in Athena's Cabin

  • @illumizoldyck1528
    @illumizoldyck1528 Před 2 lety

    3:15 *Please, teach me.*

  • @Chloe11501
    @Chloe11501 Před 2 lety +1

    8:30 I didn’t know he was ga-

  • @xavierjones6048
    @xavierjones6048 Před rokem

    Thats exactly how I felt with my garlic 😭
    11:40

    • @sleepingwhale
      @sleepingwhale Před rokem

      Squirrels ruin and eat everything I grow.... 😭

  • @AshTheMcyt
    @AshTheMcyt Před 2 lety

    1:36 DRISTA?

  • @feetishfriend9624
    @feetishfriend9624 Před 2 lety +2

    445023..
    I haven't been in school for over 10 years..
    My school ID number was 445023..
    Thats the number I had to put in to get my slice of pizza..
    That tiktok is not lying. Lol.

  • @WeatherSTARJr163
    @WeatherSTARJr163 Před 2 lety

    what song is this? 0:29

  • @whatifschrodingersboxwasacofin

    Ok, but they do have the word “Dairy” right in their name. Reasonable expectation. 😉

  • @janus9148
    @janus9148 Před 2 lety

    what song is at 0:30

  • @williambhoe
    @williambhoe Před rokem

    Oh... So electrical ass shocks ARE normal.

  • @Tazerboy_10
    @Tazerboy_10 Před 2 lety +3

    😀
    0:16 - 0:29 ---> Minecraft Villager noises?
    0:30 - 0:40 ---> 🦝🦝
    1:16 - 1:27 ---> 😆 / 😬
    2:27 - 2:38 ---> ⚠️ DO NOT TOUCH ⚠️
    3:04 - 3:22 ---> Yo, she's attractive and she can do an Animal Crossing impression!
    3:34 - 3:39 ---> 😍
    4:47 - 5:13 ---> I don't see why she can't just climb over the seats; That's unless she won't fit...
    > Also, she could just call 911 for help...
    5:28 - 5:35
    > 5:28 - 5:31 ---> 😍
    5:36 - 6:01 ---> 🍸
    6:50 - 7:03
    8:06 - 8:20
    10:02 - 10:06 ---> 🎮 (Lego Star Wars)
    11:43 - 11:56 ---> Navi and the looks like Shayne Topp from Smosh or Link...

  • @Lasspengu
    @Lasspengu Před 2 lety

    I’m a bear, barely hanging on.

  • @starfish4852
    @starfish4852 Před rokem

    6:35