Lisa's New Girlfriend | Minisode #16
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- čas přidán 27. 10. 2022
- Lisa Simpson is at home finishing up her homework for the night. When she's done, it's time for her personal business. She visits her favorite website and is shocked to find out that they are just next door. Time to have some fun.
Another minisode! The opposite of the time Marge got her sax blown, this time Lisa is up to no good. Lots of rotoscoping done here, i think the most difficult one was where Marge and Lisa were talking in their room.
List of Episodes Used (Video + Audio)(58):
S01E06 - Moaning Lisa
S03E08 - Lisa's Pony
S03E24 - Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes
S04E02 - A Streetcar Named Marge
S04E04 - Lisa the Beauty Queen
S04E05 - Treehouse of Horror III
S04E10 - Lisa's First Word
S04E12 - Marge vs. the Monorail
S04E15 - I Love Lisa
S04E16 - Duffless
S04E17 - Last Exit to Springfield
S04E18 - So It's Come to This A Simpsons Clip Show
S04E20 - Whacking Day
S04E21 - Marge in Chains
S05E12 - Bart Gets Famous
S05E13 - Homer and Apu
S05E16 - Homer Loves Flanders
S06E01 - Bart of Darkness
S06E03 - Another Simpsons Clip Show
S06E05 - Sideshow Bob Roberts
S06E12 - Homer the Great
S07E13 - Two Bad Neighbors
S07E14 - Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield
S08E04 - Burns, Baby Burns
S08E17 - My Sister, My Sitter
S09E14 - Das Bus
S09E17 - Lisa the Simpson
S09E21 - Girly Edition
S09E22 - Trash of the Titans
S10E02 - The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace
S10E12 - Sunday, Cruddy Sunday
S11E03 - Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner
S11E10 - Little Big Mom
S12E04 - Lisa the Tree Hugger
S13E07 - Brawl in the Family
S13E19 - The Sweetest Apu
S14E04 - Large Marge
S14E16 - Scuse Me While I Miss the Sky
S15E08 - Marge vs. Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples and Teens and Gays
S15E13 - Smart and Smarter
S16E10 - There's Something About Marrying
S16E20 - Home Away from Homer
S17E11 - We're on the Road to D'ohwhere
S17E12 - My Fair Laddy
S17E20 - Regarding Margie
S17E21 - The Monkey Suit
S19E18 - Any Given Sundance
S20E17 - The Good, the Sad, and the Drugly
S20E19 - Waverly Hills 9-0-2-1-D'oh
S21E05 - The Devil Wears Nada
S21E13 - The Color Yellow
S27E08 - Paths of Glory
S27E15 - Lisa the Veterinarian
S28E17 - 22 for 30
S30E10 - Tis the 30th Season
S30E12 - The Girl on the Bus
S30E17 - E My Sports
S31E14 - Bart the Bad Guy
+ Lots of screenshots and photoshop work not mentioned
Thank you and as always, please enjoy!
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When Marge started talking about love to Lisa I thought things would get creepy, but it turned out to be surprisingly wholesome. Then it got creepy afterwards 😂
the dark Simpson special
Lisa raping her mom is... not very wholesome. Lisa is the typical "nice guy"
Lol, damnit Lisa, she ruins everything
What an ending!
" you sicken me"... keep going
First half: 'Aw, this is kind of wholesome and sweet'
Second half: 'Ah, there it is' 😂
I’m sorry, but in the first half two college-aged people took advantage of an 8-year-old girl. How in the Sam Hill is that wholesome?
@@tuomosalo2029 It's what she wanted.
@@haydengrayson6284
Predditor.
If you disregard the fact that some 20 year old females took advantage of an minor, which we as a society generally do for some reason.
@@tuomosalo2029 The tone makes it something you can sorrta write off even if it kinda sticks out in the back of your mind. Like those two girls are pretty dumb, for one thing.
This could've ended so much darker;
'BART, NO!'
'What?'
'Sorry, force of habit...LISA, NOOOO!'
lol perfect
Flawless victory
Still enough material for part two... xD
At least no one died... lol
My childhood did...
“Just because you’re a lesbian, it doesn’t make you any less of a being” - One of the best cartoon mothers to ever exist
Then Lisa absolutely claps her cheeks
Lisa is bi and I’m surprised that she didn’t get caught
Bart being aware and having no problem really makes it more morbid
He's been plowed so much by Homer that this seems quaint.
Well if Lisa would to that in this Universe than Bart must be some sort of super pervert
Well it's already been established that Bart has no reservations about having sex with Marge.
Well it did put him in a hospital.
Bart, first doing voyeurism on Lisa with a telescope, then watching Lisa on a website made it twice as dark.
Marge is a great motivational speaker! "Just because you're a lesbian, it doesn't make you *less* of a *bein* !"
Good, kinda trite phrase, but she changed into her nice dress (and back) just to say it! That's talent!
Seamless cuts with the clothing 😆👌
@@DarkSimpsons You're fired!
@@suggswithabox excuse me, did you just call him a liar?
That's something she would never say, cuz Marge was the one who thought Homer would go to hell if he doesn't go to church and Lisa also if she's Buddhist and goes against the church
@@youdononeetoknowell, that's something what many people thought, especially Catholicism.... Although, having Faith in Christ is ONLY the reason why we won't go to hell... AND when we're still living and gain our second chances in life, we could improve ourselves by reading the Bible, and believe before or almost too late...
Every time I think this series couldn't possibly get darker and more vile, it surprises me yet again. Love it
Haha, thanks for watching my insanity
@@DarkSimpsons Cool but I have a question: out of worry is this merely a dark passion project or is this your way of venting tr@um@? (Since some people do that-)
I hope you’re not actually being m0l3st3d-
Lisa's facial expression when Marge said 'it's time to talk about love' absolutely KILLED me :D
Seriously though, Dark Simpsons has more incest per episode than House of the Dragon
Great job as always
Hahahaha, HOTD was amazing
Brings a new meaning to Homer's one time quote, "Thank you Bill Cosby, you've saved The Simpsons."
Haha, damn that bill cosby... gives the simpsons a bad name..
Can Lisa now officially call herself the Plow Princess?
"I am the Lez-ard Queen!"
Plowess
@@eivindgjengstjohansen9625 with the Prowess!
Hahaha, i love that title!
@@DarkSimpsons please tell us what traumatized Barney Gamble so much, and he can't quit drinking
Everytime Lisa gets a Girlfriend in a Dark Simpsons video, it always goes dark and crazy really fast
This shouldn't be much different lol.
Haha. I'll have to make a wholesome one then!
It was only a matter of time till she turns to Marge 😂😂
I love how Marge made herself up in her best clothes and lipstick for telling Lisa she doesn't mind her being a lesbian. (And yes, I know what episode it's from.)
Haha, totally seamless huh?
It starts out kinda cute then goes straight to Lisa-chan.
Hehehe, if you pause halfway, then it's a happy video
Lisa-Chan. Oh, dear. Now I’m reminded that this kind of thing actually happens in real life.
@@MatthewChristianMurray Pretty sure if characters aged normally, Lisa would be like 40 now.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Stupid washing machine and dryer for turning Lisa into Lisa-chan
I don’t think there’s been a single time within this whole video where Lisa has really thought out the gravity of this situation.
Haha that wouldn't be fun.
When you see the main focus of a dark simpsons is Lisa, it is a guarantee to go horribly wrong lol
and Flanders
Haha, yeah lisa really does somehow have the worst videos...
Actually, The Story of Homer and Lisa was one of the only wholesome videos
"What a surprisingly uplifting Dark Simpsons episode... this is going to go off the rails extra hard"
It did, in fact, go off the rails extra hard
Hahaha, why cant we have a happy ending?
This was so well directed. It had the wholesome fakeout midway, and then descended into degeneracy. :D
Lol, no seamless cuts here!
that line "sorry dad, women and children first" had me 😂😂😂😂
“Just because your lesbian,doesn’t mean your less of a being”
-Marge Simpsion
She said that at Patty's wedding to
Marge: As long as two people love each other I don’t think God cares whether they both have the same hoo-hoo or ha-ha.
Lisa: hmmm!
In Lisa’s mind: So basically I took that as an invitation.
Lol, the simpson family always takes things to the extreme
The amount of work you put in to make these bizarre stories is absurd, keep it up.
for once i almost wished a minisode would end halfway through hahaha
Haha, where's the fun in that?
I deliberately checked the time left on the video when that seemingly wholesome ending come up; I knew we couldn’t be done yet.
Lol, i really should make another wholesome video soon to throw you off
Wouldn't mind a crack at Edna Krabapoly, tbf!
Sounds like a good time... ha!
Dark, darker, darkest.
Hilarious from start to finish! 🤣
Lol thank you!
I knew the other shoe would drop after the kind talk that Marge had with Lisa so I was just bracing myself for the dark ending. Oh god, even then you still exceeded my expectations with such a twisted ending. Well done!
Lol thank you for watching and commenting! I really appreciate it
1:55- "It's time to learn about love" could be the unofficial Dark Simpsons motto. Also, I'm treating this as the sequel to Lisa Likes Women and you can't stop me.
Eh. In a fucked up way it kinda makes sense
Lol, Mr Plow taught me everything i know about love
I'm still flummoxed on how they got Xtapolapocetl up there
Yeah. Don't they keep the Olmec head in the basement?
Haha, good question!
It seemed to be the sweetest episode, it turned into the sickest 😱
Lol, if you pause halfway, then it's a happy video
It was already sick, those 2 Russian women were pedos
I love those where Lisa is the dark one, honestly they need more episodes where Lisa is the bad one or just wrong and difficult in the real show.
Agreed! For some reason her dark videos just hit harder.
They did have something like that on the one where she goes vegetarian and the one where she finds out Jebediah Springfield was a pirate who hated the town he founded, but I hotta believe that executive meddling toned those down. Or the writers were too soft. I know with Lisa the Vegetarian they had to make Lisa permanently a vegetarian because Paul McCartney would refuse to cameo if she didn't (similar to how Richard Gere would only be on She of Little Faith if Lisa mentioned Tibet one day being free, since Gere does believe this).
@@canaisyoung3601 she done alot of terrible things a few examples are trying murder a boys sister cause she thought she was his girlfriend and literally just saying her father never helped her like seriously theres worse but that's because there always is
"What an ending!"
Lol
When Bart clutched his pillow, I felt that
Who knew darth vader was luke skywalker's father!
I guess we ran out of clips with Lisa biting suggestive foods. Now she just needs Maggie and maybe Grandpa and we will have undeniable evidence that veganism leads to degeneracy.
Lisa will return to suggestive foods again! I guarentee it
I am bursting with anticipation. 😁
Surprisingly tame compared to the last video I am shocked that Flanders didn't uncover the adult Webcam show in his house with Lisa coming to visit
I'm even more suprised that Bart went to the hospital
Well those adult sites usually come with lots of viruses. Prolly needed to get laptop checked in.
I dunno, implied smut is just as fun.
Ned should join in as "Neddynator" terminating the anus with his footlong
@@eivindgjengstjohansen9625 no sound is more frightening than Homer's orgasm
Don't worry. Next week's episode will fix that.
0:22 she gets that from her father lol
Little Plow 😉👍
Marge: "As long as two people love each other, I don't think God cares whether they both have the same hoo hoo or haw haw."
Haw-haw! 👈
God cares now lol
Lil Lisa sure is doing Mr Plow proud!!!!
Haha, Lil Lisa Plow...
The plowess
Ned should join in as "Neddynator" terminating the anus with his footlong
This is why Lisa is always Homer's favorite
That name again is 'Ms' Plow...
I didn't think you'd be able to maintain the humour and quality for a full five minutes, but you did. This was brilliant!
Haha, the minisodes are a lot more work but they seem to get a lot crazier
@@DarkSimpsons Lol, well it’s great work man. Keep it up!
I was half expecting Nelson to pop up and say "Ha ha" when Marge was talking about hoo-hoos and haa-haas😂
Lol! That would've been great
I guess Lisa doesn't want her "hot dogs" anymore with Bart and Homer.
yeah, she's taken a liking to tacos now
@@blackcat2333 Now every day is Taco Tuesday! 🌮
Why not both
Ned should join in as "Neddynator" terminating the anus with his footlong
Damn... now i want a hotdog...
Heading back to this video I realize you're really good at getting reactions. When Lisa pulled out that calendar I said "oh no" out loud, and as soon as it cut to the list saying "spike drink" I said "OH NO" louder haha
Hahaha, duffman: Oh yeah!!
Yet another episode that GAYve us so much joy! ....I am running out of puns
Did you expect any lez from Dark Simpsons?
😆👌 they had sax...
The Mr. Plow jacket. Foreshadowing, but not the foreshadowing you were expecting.
Lol, what a coincidence haha
@@DarkSimpsons 'Simpson Gene only carried on the Y chromosome', they said.
Tell it to Mr. Plow!
This one was incredibly good! The editing on this one was so smooth, my compliments
I appreciate the support! So glad you enjoyed it
I’ve seen better editing on Homers interview with Godfrey jones….
Wow. I was stupefied by the end. Truly, you seem to have an infinite talent for corrupting Simpsons content and coming up with new ideas. Amazing job, Dark Simpsons.
Haha, wait for the next few videos... also very corrupted...
@@DarkSimpsons Looking forward to them.
Really great & funny short about Lisa being obsessed with women. 🤣
3:49 But there was only children Bart. 🤣
Glad you enjoyed it!
Just like seeing a band live, DarkSimpsons saved the best stuff for the encore
Check out my deflated overlord!
Wow, you kept me guessing the whole time which direction the episode was gonna go! What twists! The "everyone found happiness" segment was amazing.
Lol, so glad you enjoyed it buddy!
1:05 - "Lisa Simpson, Master of the Double Life!"
Lol, now she's taken after mr plow too...
the Lisa Drool at 0:22 was a nice touch it just makes me laugh.
Haha yeah. just like homer.
When the video is too wholesome: "something is not right there"
Hahaha, waiting for the other shoe to drop
There's a severe lack of dust on that Mr. Plow jacket...
Because he kept using it. Just...not to plow driveways.
Ned should join in as "Neddynator" terminating the anus with his footlong
Haha, weird how he keeps it in the attic
Can’t wait for the seemless edit where Lisa suddenly becomes anime(they made a Death Note parody and tried to make it match the style)
Ooo interesting, i haven't seen it yet!
I was just thinking, that things were going too nicely. Then Lisa saw Marge's picture and I knew what was coming next
Haha, things can't be happy in the dark simpsons universe
It's a 100% better than an actual episode of simpsons. :)
Haha glad you enjoyed it
you shouldn't expect this kind of humor on the Simpsons 🫠
i'm between agreeing with you, in part, and wanting to run the other way. (run: mainly because incest.)
Gamer Bart still manages to be the most disturbing part of the video
Still remember the days that Bart used to go to arcades just to play video games...
@@theotherohlourdespadua1131 Or the episodes where he has a console at home, like the one where Lisa cheats on her test and the school gets grant money or the one he burned on the episode where Lisa lives in a tree to protest logging.
And I think it's funny Bart's in gamer mode when all he's doing (before he found Lisa's video) is playing an early-to-mid 2000s pop-up video of Principal Skinner getting put through a paper shredder. It's that mix of modern tech and outdated tech that I wish the canon Simpsons would do, but they're afraid of good ideas, so...
Haha, what do you expect? That whole family is messed up!
I think this was one of the darkest episodes without deaths ever
It's funny but some of the best ones don't have deaths lol... like every Mr Plow video
Marge: it’s time to learn about love
Lisa: 🤨
Haha she already knows!
I expected it to end with the machines blowing up and destroying the house, but this is good too.
Lol, the true dark simpsons villain os those damn machines! Now they'll smell!!
Why was the scene with Lisa and Marge talking actually really wholesome?
Edit: Aaaand there it is.
They went through their clothes in 20 minutes? Dang, there is a rational reason to explain the Simpsons lifestyles on a single income.
Haha, i feel like i go through all my clothes in 20 minutes too! Always so much laundry!
I'm glad that Lisa's video is well made and directed.
Lol, no seamless cuts for her
Behold a new flavor of darkness. Minor rapist is a whole new concept of dark. Somehow more horrible than murder.
Lol, she's the new Mr Plow
It feels good to be able to recognize what episode some random obscure audio clips come from
Haha yeah, that's half the fun!
I think the LAW cares if that “hoo-hoo” or “ha-ha” is your *mother* 😂
Haha, not if she's under age! She can get away with it
Fun fact: in the eyes of the law Marge is actually the guilty party. Regardless of her state and who initiated what Lisa is automatically the victim.
Now that's true horror.
I doubt that.
Minors are only exempted from first degree sex crimes, whereas this would be considered statutory and Lisa could, in fact, be charged. Although I did have to google quite a bit to find that, so still, kudos for the law puzzle!
Sounds like a case for lionel hutz!
Tell that to Barbara Chandler😮
It's almost as if the law perpetuates the idea that minors have no free will and are basically automatons
This is pretty Sweet Home Alabama🤣
Hahaha, if only i had audio of lisa singing that song!
You're amazing, you start off with something beautiful and then never allow me to see a classic character the same way again!
Haha, gotta make a happy beginning to get you to lower your guard
@@DarkSimpsons I'm past that now, I know you too well!
0:41
I was expecting Bart to yell "Lisa's gay!" and that's how Marge finds out.
Haha, i used that in the last lisa gay video
Guess Lisa is now the next Mr. Plow! Great work!!
The plow princess!
This isnt *all* that dark for a dark simpsons...
3:25 "There it is!"
Haha, if you paused there, then it'd be a happy ending
Amazing as always. Keep up the great work!
I appreciate the support!
The sex video with his sister and mom sent Bart to the hospital (and yet he *still* watches it!...😆)
Great edits and mixed scenes, and hey, that washer breakdown even advanced the plot! Well done! 😀
Glad you enjoyed it buddy!
Maybe Bart broke into a hospital room to see it.
I knew it wouldn't have ended with the wholesome ending and yet I kept watching it.
Lol, if you stopped there, you'd be happy..
A rare Dark Simpsons episode where Homer is not the deviant in the family.
Lol, where do you think Lisa learned it from?
04:29
-Seamless, huh?
-..., you're fired.
Lol, but it was so good!
It's not a proper Dark Simpsons episode if the title alone doesn't make you go "Oh God".
Oh God... yes!
And I thought the short about Homer dating Lisa was your darkest one...
Excellently done!!
Haha thanks for watching!
I feel like most Dark Simpsons videos can be summarized with the quote "There's something rotten in the Simpson house!"
Just the ones that focus on The Simpsons. The ones about the other characters, like Chief Wiggum, Principal Skinner, Hans Moleman, Mr. Burns, Moe the bartender, Lenny and Carl, etc., are more like twisted versions of actual episodes that focus on them.
I think it's that 6 foot hoagie...
This is perfection. I have nothing else to add.
I have something to add... you're perfection.
When Marge and Lisa where having that talk i was like "oh, this is pretty the accepting your child the way she is" and find it wholesome.
Then i remember i was seeing Darker Simpsons and realized how it goes.
in the show itself Marge was lesbo-phobic "Boys Lisa, girls like boys"
Haha, always wait until the end...
If Homer rang Marge’s “doorbell”, then Lisa was blowing Marge’s “saxophone”…again…
This time, she wants to blow lol
uh, that was actually very wholesome compared the the usuaaaaaaaah there it is :D
Hahaha, damnit dark simpsons! What's wrong with you?!
"What an ending!"
Lol, that was hilarious.
Haha thank you
she needs her own show: LISA THE LEZZY
I'd watch that
Okay, who else was thinking the girlfriend would be one of those two camgirls?
Haha, that wouldn't be dark enough
I did, but that would have been too predictable.
Lisa" "Oh, I'm not like the Mr. Plow at all. Some would say I'm the reverse."
Ms. Plow!
Oh my god the laughing and cake eating noises XD
Om nom nom nom nom nom
That Mr Plow jacket was a nice bit of foreshadowing.
Lol, that's good luck
It's another case of Edna Krabappoly-related depravity. How do those Parker Brothers sleep at night?
Hehehe, those guys are pure boardwalk
4:24 The om nom nom noises. 😂
Om nom nom nom nom
0:22
The precise moment you find out that you are Homer Simpson's daughter.
One of the best yet.
Thanks for watchign and commenting!
Uh oh, my heart just felt warm!
Ah, there it goes.
Hhahahahahaha.... that's what people usually think of me too!
3:12
How strong is the Simpsons house that they can keep a multi ton olmec head in the attic
It used to be in the basement, and how it got to either location without removing parts of the house is a mystery.
Lol! good question
Wow, first i thought this really appeared, but then i realised they are all cuts from different episodes lol
I think we all learned an important lesson here today: seemingly small issues with large appliances should be dealt with quickly. They may escalate to larger issues with drastic and unforeseen consequences.
Agreed, clean clothes is necessary so that you don't turn to incest...
great stuff as usual
Glad you enjoyed it!
Wow... that went darker than I thought it was going.
Props...
Lol, success! I consider this a win
And name again is, Mrs. PLOW! 🤣
with flurries of passion!
These get better with every upload
So glad you're enjoying them!