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  • čas přidán 23. 11. 2021
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  • @leonisadonis
    @leonisadonis Před 8 měsíci +30665

    The sexual tension between my car going 140 km/h and the neighbors tree is unbearable

    • @Ribcut
      @Ribcut Před 8 měsíci +946

      This actually made me laugh so hard, but on the off chance you're serious hang in there brother and please do not give up.

    • @pepepepegavillage4550
      @pepepepegavillage4550 Před 7 měsíci +473

      @@Ribcut Are you saying he should or shouldn't?💀

    • @Idk-dm9zg
      @Idk-dm9zg Před 7 měsíci

      hang in there but not too much @@pepepepegavillage4550 💀

    • @aroyalduck167
      @aroyalduck167 Před 7 měsíci +267

      @@pepepepegavillage4550 Did he stutter?

    • @kyo73450
      @kyo73450 Před 7 měsíci +28

      ​@@aroyalduck167😮hahahah

  • @viletoxxie
    @viletoxxie Před 8 měsíci +22911

    that gun is looking more and more tempting every fvckin day

    • @Fungolox
      @Fungolox Před 8 měsíci +651

      i swear man

    • @psychologienerd7546
      @psychologienerd7546 Před 8 měsíci

      lmao, these girls are borderline personality disorders. its the easiest thing in the world to hook up with them. you just need to look for women engaging in risky or selfharming behavior such a cutting oneself, bingedrinking, high risk sports, and basically hooking up with everyone out there and getting rid of them just as quickly as they have found them

    • @ioanbugheanu6836
      @ioanbugheanu6836 Před 8 měsíci +263

      Lol you got a perfect circle pfp. That and your comment reminded me of the song the outsider

    • @ekuda
      @ekuda Před 8 měsíci +604

      Over women? cmon man you're better than that

    • @viletoxxie
      @viletoxxie Před 8 měsíci +790

      @@ekuda you know its not that simple at all

  • @fr3kman37
    @fr3kman37 Před 6 měsíci +3154

    The sexual tension between my chin and my Remington Model 870 Fieldmaster is unbearable

    • @99allc.
      @99allc. Před 5 měsíci +36

      cry of fear type shi. but also same

    • @jessestinson9252
      @jessestinson9252 Před 5 měsíci +36

      Lmao this comment section is gold

    • @Teslajanitor
      @Teslajanitor Před 4 měsíci +4

      hey guys i guess that's it

    • @jessestinson9252
      @jessestinson9252 Před 4 měsíci +5

      @@Teslajanitor that one was brutal. And then the dog shows up to

    • @Bane520
      @Bane520 Před 4 měsíci

      @@jessestinson9252 I think it was a cat? Eitherway fuck that guy, shouldn't have streamed it, shouldn't have been on the phone with his mom or whatever, should've gotten rid of his cat beforehand, overall shouldn't have done it, what a POS honestly.

  • @yesman121
    @yesman121 Před 6 měsíci +3174

    Love at first sight is a beautiful thing. Almost as beautiful as me flying through the windshield of my car when I floor it straight into a guardrail.

    • @abcdefzhij
      @abcdefzhij Před 5 měsíci +17

      Yoooo thgasts crazy man!!!

    • @DanteLikesRock
      @DanteLikesRock Před 5 měsíci +9

      cringe.

    • @TaurenTLT
      @TaurenTLT Před 5 měsíci +2

      i swear

    • @yasuhiruma1854
      @yasuhiruma1854 Před 5 měsíci +8

      holy shit that caught me off guard lmao

    • @user-vn6ki6gs8w
      @user-vn6ki6gs8w Před 5 měsíci +33

      ​@@DanteLikesRockyour only comments are calling everyone in this comment section losers and asking what's her name, and you bother using the final period but you write completely in lower case, I don't think it's appropriate for you to be calling someone else cringe
      you're also subscribed to penguinz0

  • @LoveIncest
    @LoveIncest Před 7 měsíci +11718

    Everyone owes Thanos an apology...

    • @Briselance
      @Briselance Před 7 měsíci +40

      Hell no. :-P

    • @Pingevin1
      @Pingevin1 Před 7 měsíci +87

      >Half assed measures
      I don't even watch capeshit, but 50% is never enough

    • @maxalaintwo3578
      @maxalaintwo3578 Před 7 měsíci +184

      Wtf is your username

    • @Yuan-lo3zz
      @Yuan-lo3zz Před 7 měsíci +19

      Only half of us

    • @TheArcher101
      @TheArcher101 Před 7 měsíci +22

      He was always right

  • @DavidSmith-ly8mz
    @DavidSmith-ly8mz Před 6 měsíci +8677

    The barrel of the shotgun is giving me a “fuck me look”

    • @rebatemania2936
      @rebatemania2936 Před 6 měsíci +81

      Hope you’re ok. Keep moving forward.

    • @Unknown-px6lm
      @Unknown-px6lm Před 6 měsíci +1

      y'all feeling suicidal because u cant get girls, that's pathetic, work on yourself p22y ain't important.

    • @Youssef06_
      @Youssef06_ Před 6 měsíci +282

      The sexual tension between the noose and my neck

    • @rayane5494
      @rayane5494 Před 6 měsíci +79

      She look at him the way I look at my sawed off mossberg on a sunday night

    • @bampoe8670
      @bampoe8670 Před 6 měsíci +1

      She’s clearly promiscuous, and is smoking a cigarette! Gain some standards for yourself, man!! Be more responsible with what you want in life.

  • @proxanity2gaming354
    @proxanity2gaming354 Před 5 měsíci +251

    The force of attraction between my spinal cord and the pointy ass knife in my kitchen is getting stronger everyday

  • @akiroai6577
    @akiroai6577 Před 5 měsíci +1306

    the 7th floor apartment window is giving me the “fuck me” look

  • @brainrich1358
    @brainrich1358 Před 2 lety +13588

    If you are attractive and a girl is into you, you can get away with saying anything.

    • @nman1
      @nman1 Před rokem +872

      How about Poopy caca doodoo poopoo 😂

    • @LuzRamirezGBB
      @LuzRamirezGBB Před 11 měsíci

      Ikr he was such an idiot

    • @indiourameshi5297
      @indiourameshi5297 Před 10 měsíci +65

      True

    • @Sconechoc
      @Sconechoc Před 10 měsíci +388

      until she takes half.

    • @hiddendrifts
      @hiddendrifts Před 8 měsíci +68

      according to another commenter, she actually didn't like him

  • @mano_rex
    @mano_rex Před 7 měsíci +12877

    that feeling of "i don't want to end like these type of people" hits hard, ngl

    • @ABRACADAVER_000
      @ABRACADAVER_000 Před 7 měsíci +200

      Fr💀

    • @juggerswood
      @juggerswood Před 7 měsíci +173

      For anyone reading this her name is Jade Anh.

    • @R9naldo
      @R9naldo Před 6 měsíci +99

      The dude is clearly doing alr

    • @RarityArchive
      @RarityArchive Před 6 měsíci +580

      Yeah thank god you ended up as someone doomscrolling on youtube leaving hate comments, thats so much better 😂

    • @godhimself1128
      @godhimself1128 Před 6 měsíci +444

      ​@@RarityArchiveversus the current state of burnt out and mentally ill content creators, yeah unironically

  • @barnaclescum7011
    @barnaclescum7011 Před 6 měsíci +284

    This exposed electrical socket would look so much better with a metal utensil in it

    • @maybona
      @maybona Před 6 měsíci +9

      yup make sure to wet your hands before doing that! friendly advice 😊

    • @LDT2001
      @LDT2001 Před 4 měsíci +1

      ​@@maybona😊

  • @bencutterstein87
    @bencutterstein87 Před 6 měsíci +762

    Look at the rizz on that guy "I like boobs" truly learned from the best pick up artists lmao

    • @joeb0y
      @joeb0y Před 6 měsíci +13

      "Honesty is the best policy" 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓

    • @woopoganntnt7379
      @woopoganntnt7379 Před 6 měsíci

      why are y’all so mad at bro? so fucking corny lmao the jokes are funny but this shit is just showing off how insecure you are smh grow tf up

    • @majimasmajimemes1156
      @majimasmajimemes1156 Před 5 měsíci +14

      ​@joemanual45 well, according to this clip and y'all whining, it literally is

    • @martindmunro
      @martindmunro Před 5 měsíci

      ​@@majimasmajimemes1156 vid is edited. Pretty sure the look came first then later they chatted. As in, it's his looks that got the reaction and so he could be honest(bold). Plus she brought up her breasts first. Not like he just spewed out(first words), "I want to spunk on your hefty mammaries" and she was insta f*ck me eyes

    • @Iamzani
      @Iamzani Před 5 měsíci +14

      he is the chosen one fr

  • @rikovladimir8655
    @rikovladimir8655 Před 7 měsíci +8040

    This video is 45 seconds long but it felt like an eternity

  • @ravensrevenge7245
    @ravensrevenge7245 Před 7 měsíci +5274

    This video is super fun and wholesome. I'm gonna go see if my body survives blunt force of concrete at longitudinal speeds

    • @igodreamer7096
      @igodreamer7096 Před 6 měsíci +129

      Just remember to wash your hands before it.

    • @BakaDaOwera
      @BakaDaOwera Před 6 měsíci +31

      Be sure to reach high speeds😊

    • @rebatemania2936
      @rebatemania2936 Před 6 měsíci +29

      Hope you’re ok. Keep moving forward.

    • @goofytuber9011
      @goofytuber9011 Před 6 měsíci

      Wtf is wrong with all these suicide comments 😂😂

    • @PureColumbianCocainum1949
      @PureColumbianCocainum1949 Před 6 měsíci +17

      @@rebatemania2936 get off the internet iff u actually think he was being serious 😭

  • @paradoxal69420
    @paradoxal69420 Před 6 měsíci +1168

    The unbearable urge climb the highest mountains in the world and come back to this as a changed man is incredibly tempting to me

    • @DanteLikesRock
      @DanteLikesRock Před 5 měsíci +4

      inkwell's are the most cringe subculture.

    • @TheFaqvideos
      @TheFaqvideos Před 5 měsíci +13

      Either come back changed or die there, either is fine.

    • @dmrtagge6274
      @dmrtagge6274 Před 5 měsíci +3

      😂 you reminded me of a movie called "7 years in Tibet..."

    • @vigilantgopher9563
      @vigilantgopher9563 Před 5 měsíci +5

      @@DanteLikesRock Do you mean incels or Inkwells because I was kind of interested what an inkwell would be

    • @DanteLikesRock
      @DanteLikesRock Před 5 měsíci +4

      @@vigilantgopher9563 yes i do mean incels.

  • @UnremarkableMarx
    @UnremarkableMarx Před 5 měsíci +552

    I went from being 4 asking 'why do girls have butts on their chests,' to being 20 and asking why I'm not leaving my car running in the garage.

  • @ivandiaz4921
    @ivandiaz4921 Před 7 měsíci +4267

    what a nice and wonderful clip! let me check real quick if my toaster is waterproof

    • @fish23334
      @fish23334 Před 7 měsíci +6

      Why

    • @grumpyginger9783
      @grumpyginger9783 Před 7 měsíci +246

      @@fish23334 Because wet toast won't taste good.

    • @nhatminhdang2312
      @nhatminhdang2312 Před 7 měsíci +6

      im bad at english can u guys explain what is toaster and what does he mean

    • @ju_m9768
      @ju_m9768 Před 7 měsíci

      ​@@nhatminhdang2312bro just google it

    • @infrnumx249
      @infrnumx249 Před 7 měsíci +42

      he jokes about deleting himself in minecraft @@nhatminhdang2312

  • @karnage9685
    @karnage9685 Před 7 měsíci +1213

    The comments are an emotional rollercoaster 💀💀

    • @starfruitiger
      @starfruitiger Před 6 měsíci +90

      yes i am so confused ngl can somebody please explain to me why they're all joking about unaliving? So. Confused. 😟

    • @Bongbongo
      @Bongbongo Před 6 měsíci +176

      This video has such a diverse community
      Incels, down bad mfs, suicidals, lookmaxxers, emos, etc

    • @baseddepartment1645
      @baseddepartment1645 Před 6 měsíci +105

      ​@@BongbongoGen Z is just overall doomed.

    • @chrxs61632
      @chrxs61632 Před 6 měsíci

      @@Bongbongoat least half of those are the same community. Incel/blackpillerz

    • @AuditorMadness
      @AuditorMadness Před 6 měsíci +55

      @@starfruitiger incels being jealous

  • @unnf9971
    @unnf9971 Před 6 měsíci +640

    what a terrible day to have internet connection.

    • @Bryan_T
      @Bryan_T Před 5 měsíci +8

      😂

    • @wryy
      @wryy Před 4 měsíci +5

      Lmaoooo

    • @thatrandomcrit5823
      @thatrandomcrit5823 Před 3 měsíci +12

      I selled my wife to have internet connection

    • @Jeferso
      @Jeferso Před 3 měsíci

      Essa frase ecoa pelo espaço 😂

  • @gabrielfernandes5141
    @gabrielfernandes5141 Před 5 měsíci +452

    Guys, you will not notice if a girl looks at you like this, they don't like to make it too obvious. Maybe you received this look before and just didn't notice. But first of all, love yourself my bros, no one will see value at you if you yourself don't. Stop consuming this kind of content that attacks your self esteem and go live life. Hang out, make friends, be yourself, hit the gym, do what you always wanted to do. You got this, king.

    • @SamuSayo
      @SamuSayo Před 5 měsíci +28

      Thanks man 🙏🦍

    • @vigilantgopher9563
      @vigilantgopher9563 Před 5 měsíci +8

      I just love this meme it’s great. It’s ok, we can all laugh about it.

    • @gabrielfernandes5141
      @gabrielfernandes5141 Před 5 měsíci

      @@vigilantgopher9563 yeah, i really like it too, but i've seen a lot of guys feeling down because of it.

    • @nonoise2854
      @nonoise2854 Před 4 měsíci +12

      See, this is the right thing for SURE but I can't help but bandwagon alongside all the people in the comments 🤣 On a real though, Self love and treating yourself like your best friend goes a helluva long way

    • @NewWesternFront
      @NewWesternFront Před 4 měsíci +11

      the content doesnt attack their self esteem. it's not sentient or pervasively condescending. Theyre attacking their own self-esteem. but yeah agree otherwise

  • @unib4324
    @unib4324 Před 7 měsíci +2907

    Every day the urge to become a comic artist and draw berserk increases

    • @uu-kq6mn
      @uu-kq6mn Před 7 měsíci +120

      Better yet make a shoujo with those beserk elements you'll be shocked how many fans you'll get.

    • @laurentiusmcmxcv
      @laurentiusmcmxcv Před 7 měsíci +10

      Heavy regardless lmao

    • @MerlinTheCommenter
      @MerlinTheCommenter Před 7 měsíci

      ​@@uu-kq6mnsold
      ....wait.... 😮

    • @unib4324
      @unib4324 Před 6 měsíci +6

      @@uu-kq6mn I'll keep that in mind

    • @multatuli1
      @multatuli1 Před 6 měsíci +3

      ​@@uu-kq6mnthere's highschool dxd 😂

  • @user-zp9ft7ex5f
    @user-zp9ft7ex5f Před 7 měsíci +698

    ropemaxxing has never been more appealing than now

  • @Simp-aTheWhiteKnightLion
    @Simp-aTheWhiteKnightLion Před 6 měsíci +117

    This video just helped me reach my dream of becoming an air swimmer by doing a head dive from my buildings highest point. Thank you Mr uploader

  • @dus_stertzum
    @dus_stertzum Před 6 měsíci +89

    the sexual tension of my throat and the sharp knife is unbearable

  • @DFRNT017
    @DFRNT017 Před 6 měsíci +1323

    If I had a dime for every time I got this look, my account balance would reach the US national debt

    • @Soldfor62cents
      @Soldfor62cents Před 6 měsíci +11

      ???

    • @TehCrushinatorz
      @TehCrushinatorz Před 6 měsíci

      ​@@Soldfor62centsNegative figures.

    • @guy9453
      @guy9453 Před 6 měsíci +22

      lucky my account would make me able to afford a can of pepsi thats half full

    • @anomaly3215
      @anomaly3215 Před 6 měsíci +74

      ​@@Soldfor62cents are you dense?

    • @Soldfor62cents
      @Soldfor62cents Před 6 měsíci

      @@anomaly3215 absolutely

  • @aarona3481
    @aarona3481 Před 7 měsíci +256

    That 10 year old bottle of Flintstones vitamin gummys looking pretty tempting

    • @rebatemania2936
      @rebatemania2936 Před 6 měsíci +4

      Hope you’re ok. Keep moving forward.

    • @aarona3481
      @aarona3481 Před 6 měsíci

      ​@@rebatemania2936I mean I was joking when I wrote this but I am going through a rough patch right now. Thanks

    • @woopoganntnt7379
      @woopoganntnt7379 Před 6 měsíci +13

      temptation is rough man but you gotta fight it, don’t succumb to the vitamin gummies

    • @Bl0kymtt
      @Bl0kymtt Před 5 měsíci +2

      i heard that shit is lit lemme get sum

    • @aarona3481
      @aarona3481 Před 5 měsíci +1

      @@Bl0kymtt yeah here bro

  • @Sparkofhope621
    @Sparkofhope621 Před 3 měsíci +18

    The “I never had a real relationship with my father” look.

  • @Nerdtendo6366
    @Nerdtendo6366 Před 6 měsíci +264

    Every second of life is painful with content like this out there

    • @Saki-kk1ky
      @Saki-kk1ky Před 6 měsíci

      u can't do anything about it mate fr u can only control ur minds at this point, controo it or u end up in psychiatric like me for 8 years

    • @Saki-kk1ky
      @Saki-kk1ky Před 6 měsíci +9

      it's ok to overthinking stuff it's normal but don't blame urself so madly everyone is nicer in different ways

    • @b4u992
      @b4u992 Před 6 měsíci

      Talk to women and touch grass. You'll have a woman give you fuck me eyes eventually and it'll feel amazing. There's no way you don't have redeeming qualities. You should see some of the dudes women crush on lol, especially the ones who're chronically online like you probably are. And this never happens in public

    • @blitzcrank2819
      @blitzcrank2819 Před 5 měsíci +4

      Hey friend. Im not attractive too and as you would guess i never had that kind of look from a women. Its ok , they are people out there who can still see you for who you are and you can create meaningfull memories with them.

    • @chefduke3719
      @chefduke3719 Před 5 měsíci +1

      Blud is trying his absolute best to string a coherent sentence together with what little English he knows...@@Saki-kk1ky

  • @madduxnagel6935
    @madduxnagel6935 Před 6 měsíci +97

    “I don’t want to live on this planet anymore.”
    -Hubert Farnsworth

  • @officialroxieeclipse11037
    @officialroxieeclipse11037 Před 6 měsíci +257

    Man never thought a barrel of a rifle never looked so good

    • @poochoonut5768
      @poochoonut5768 Před 6 měsíci +5

      Do it

    • @officialroxieeclipse11037
      @officialroxieeclipse11037 Před 6 měsíci +15

      @@poochoonut5768
      Out of all the people here
      You chose to reply to me

    • @poochoonut5768
      @poochoonut5768 Před 6 měsíci

      @@officialroxieeclipse11037 fr

    • @mochilover7053
      @mochilover7053 Před 6 měsíci +23

      ​@@poochoonut5768 This could be used in a court proceeding if they actually take your advice. Chill

    • @FrancisLouVera
      @FrancisLouVera Před 6 měsíci +1

      ​@@officialroxieeclipse11037just do it

  • @Tazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
    @Tazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Před 6 měsíci +292

    I love how the algorithm brought us all here to be lonely and suicidal together.

    • @Wilkins325
      @Wilkins325 Před 5 měsíci +19

      Can you explain the suicidal comments i honestly don’t get it and want to understand

    • @Tazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
      @Tazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Před 5 měsíci +49

      @@Wilkins325 This video is being recommended to people who are depressed by feelings of loneliness. Only causing them to feel more depressed and lonely.

    • @TWD77710
      @TWD77710 Před 5 měsíci +11

      Well I'm watching this while the girl I screwed 30 mins ago cleans up in the shower and I'm here in the bed resting so speak for yourself (hope u get it though)

    • @Tazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
      @Tazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Před 5 měsíci +3

      @@TWD77710 word

    • @nuckchorris3302
      @nuckchorris3302 Před 5 měsíci

      ​@@TWD77710rope

  • @Ouroborosus
    @Ouroborosus Před 5 měsíci +152

    this kind of look that i never experienced and never will, watching this on youtube is like watching some nature documents

    • @MrReaxxionAction
      @MrReaxxionAction Před 5 měsíci +7

      Well, I think he didn't notice this look eighter. So if he didn't saw the clip he is still thinking he never experienced such look

    • @cooliostarstache5474
      @cooliostarstache5474 Před 4 měsíci +2

      She didn't do anything. She stared at him for a few seconds. You guys are losing it

    • @numbdigger9552
      @numbdigger9552 Před 4 měsíci +4

      jeez ya guys are down bad lmao

    • @fbiguy5269
      @fbiguy5269 Před 4 měsíci +1

      ​@@cooliostarstache5474She literally just blows cigarette smoke. People have weird faces when they smoke sometimes. In Germany we have a word for it: Fischmaul.

    • @Ljosi
      @Ljosi Před 4 měsíci +6

      ​@@cooliostarstache5474 your body language reading skills are.. actually your character doesn't even have that skill listed on the sheet

  • @Shadowtopia69
    @Shadowtopia69 Před 6 měsíci +238

    The sexual tension between me, and skydiving off of the tall building without a parachuting, is feeling real strong today.

  • @XSamsaX
    @XSamsaX Před 7 měsíci +1175

    What a wholesome clip!
    Time to see if I can fit a fork into a power socket.

    • @AingealDhe
      @AingealDhe Před 6 měsíci +11

      Lemme just screenshot this comment real quick
      Alrighty that should do it.
      Bravo good sir 🤣🤣🤣

    • @torpedotorben
      @torpedotorben Před 6 měsíci +8

      the trick is to remove to two middle finger of the fork then you can just plug in anytime! great succes

    • @igodreamer7096
      @igodreamer7096 Před 6 měsíci +1

      I tried that once. It was worthy, somehow.

    • @hvkhvk9677
      @hvkhvk9677 Před 6 měsíci +2

      @@igodreamer7096HOW ARE YOU STILL ALI…
      anyway how are you doing?

    • @hvkhvk9677
      @hvkhvk9677 Před 6 měsíci +1

      I just wished that CZcams didn’t remove the dislike button

  • @yasserboumediane1010
    @yasserboumediane1010 Před 4 měsíci +14

    You know what? This video did actually make me happy, so happy in fact that I'm gonna go test one of my biggest theories of what happens if I drive my bike at full speed while it's snowing

  • @chillpotato7239
    @chillpotato7239 Před 6 měsíci +20

    Man the taste of that cold steel is really refreshing

  • @macroissant7735
    @macroissant7735 Před 7 měsíci +76

    The fucking shotgun collecting up dust on my bookshelf:

  • @doorman27
    @doorman27 Před 7 měsíci +38

    The sexual tension between my mouth and the whole skyrim wheel of cheese in my refrigerator

  • @derjonas6505
    @derjonas6505 Před 6 měsíci +158

    Every day I get the tension to quit the art school to become politican.

    • @kdkdkdbdkddn3
      @kdkdkdbdkddn3 Před 6 měsíci +15

      Get the tension to learn english

    • @CycleOfJudges
      @CycleOfJudges Před 6 měsíci +20

      Nah nah do politics later, first quit art school and join the military. THEN go into politics. 😎👍

    • @pauliewalnuts5803
      @pauliewalnuts5803 Před 5 měsíci +8

      🇦🇹 👩‍🎨

    • @user-zv9zc9bc2y
      @user-zv9zc9bc2y Před 5 měsíci +4

      You're gonna rewrite maps.

    • @Unizuka
      @Unizuka Před 4 měsíci

      are you an australian?

  • @koasng2209
    @koasng2209 Před 5 měsíci +18

    The sexual tension between my neck and the noose made out of a power cord i have tied around my ceiling fan rn is unbearable

  • @YEPCLOCK69
    @YEPCLOCK69 Před 7 měsíci +742

    No matter how attractive woman is, when I see her with a cigarette, the attractiveness level goes way down (at least for me). Not being sexist or anything, I find men with cigarettes nasty as well, but I am talking from my perspective as a non-smoker guy checking out opposite gender.

    • @DSxGoldSilver
      @DSxGoldSilver Před 7 měsíci +313

      When I see women with tattoos, cigarettes and kiss another girl it’s a huge red flag for me. She hit every single red flag in this short video.

    • @macaryl95
      @macaryl95 Před 7 měsíci +39

      ​@@DSxGoldSilverAye you got a problem with lesbians?

    • @filthyweeb9073
      @filthyweeb9073 Před 7 měsíci +176

      ​@@macaryl95I'm sure it's not about lesbians, but doing sexual stuff in public.

    • @macaryl95
      @macaryl95 Před 7 měsíci +27

      @@filthyweeb9073 That is the only aspect of such an opinion I can respect...but tattoos? Come on

    • @hellamurder
      @hellamurder Před 7 měsíci +89

      ​@@macaryl95i find tattoos unattractive as well, one on the wrist or a small one is ok, but anything else.. nah

  • @user-yw6bs4sd9o
    @user-yw6bs4sd9o Před 8 měsíci +552

    women after 1 shot of alcohol:

  • @smarkbustersstink3471
    @smarkbustersstink3471 Před 5 měsíci +22

    Rising sexual tension between me and rat poison

  • @jinsang3d
    @jinsang3d Před 5 měsíci +38

    the crazy bliss of knowing im not like any of these people makes me feel better about myself

    • @i_hate_losers
      @i_hate_losers Před 4 měsíci +1

      people in the comments or people in the video?

    • @jinsang3d
      @jinsang3d Před 4 měsíci

      @@i_hate_losers the video

    • @riko11096
      @riko11096 Před 4 měsíci

      ​@@i_hate_losersThat is a very rare question in the youtube comments

  • @DSxGoldSilver
    @DSxGoldSilver Před 7 měsíci +324

    She cute but she nailed every huge red flag in one video

    • @spade69
      @spade69 Před 7 měsíci +15

      Bro she was my kind of 'celebrity' crush for couple of years 😭 idk why I do like her but I do very much

    • @fabiocetrulo4462
      @fabiocetrulo4462 Před 7 měsíci +11

      Your going to have it rough buddy...good luck

    • @juggerswood
      @juggerswood Před 7 měsíci +11

      ​@@spade69who is she?

    • @h0pesfall
      @h0pesfall Před 6 měsíci +21

      @@juggerswood my girlfriend

    • @zoroarx
      @zoroarx Před 6 měsíci +2

      ​@@juggerswoodasking the real question, Who is she?

  • @geekbro6265
    @geekbro6265 Před 6 měsíci +69

    Luffy will become the king of the pirates!!

  • @IchBinSylvester
    @IchBinSylvester Před 6 měsíci +12

    The best relatable comment section in history of CZcams.

  • @m.t.d3551
    @m.t.d3551 Před 5 měsíci +17

    For some reason I'm now feeling extremely jealous of that tyre hanging on that tree outside.

  • @Nationaliberty
    @Nationaliberty Před 7 měsíci +833

    As a fairly attractive guy, while this happens sometimes it's rare and doesn't really mean anything, especially if you're not into casual sex. And women often do it more out of stupidness/drunkness than hornyness, no one does this shit in public otherwise and it's genuinely cringeworthy, hit them with the dead stare.
    Edit: Jesus fucking Christ, lord FORGIVE ME for saying I might look good. Apparently that's some sort of high crime. I just said that to make a point: no matter how you look, stuff like this is irrelevant. Stop trying to focus on that one bit.
    Second edit: Really funny that this thread keeps getting action, as I stated in the comments, the fairly attractive part means "just barely above the market line", meaning, as someone who takes the most minimal care on himself to make an effort and look, sound, and smell decently enough to like being around with. I didn't say I was hot, I didn't say I was naturally handsome, I didn't say I was born a fucking star, I did say however that *ANY* man, and for that regard, *ANY* woman can become into their best versions, and rise, at the very least, above the medium line if they did the most inferior effort on improving, both physically and mentally. Thanks to everyone else who's supporting me and others on their journey, I wouldn't consider myself a Gymbro but I believe every man has a duty to himself to see what his body and mind are capable of. Anyways, don't chase women, love one, don't go looking for approval, earn it and stop taking CZcams comments so seriously, nothing less attractive than a manchild.

    • @qlewiazebi
      @qlewiazebi Před 7 měsíci +185

      “As a fairly attractive guy”😂😂😂

    • @Kaledrone
      @Kaledrone Před 7 měsíci +186

      "As a fairly attractive guy 🤓🤓🤓🤓"

    • @Nationaliberty
      @Nationaliberty Před 7 měsíci +277

      @@qlewiazebi I go to the gym regularly, train In muay thai, take care of the way I dress, groom myself, have good genetics and I'm quite funny to be around.
      I'm just being honest. Any man can be attractive btw, but most men don't realize .

    • @NotNoshirx
      @NotNoshirx Před 7 měsíci +229

      ⁠@@NationalibertyThis is like the only positive comment I’ve seen. What part of youtube did I end up in that people are commenting about offing themselves?

    • @ramteja1550
      @ramteja1550 Před 7 měsíci +43

      ​@@Nationalibertyyou realise that it's not for you to decide what other people think about you right? And you also realise how egoistic it is to tell others what they should think about you right?
      Empty vessels make more noise.

  • @UnremarkableMarx
    @UnremarkableMarx Před 5 měsíci +9

    My tube of Sensodyne Pro Enamel is giving me the "I'd be good in a milkshake look"

  • @GabrieleRusso93
    @GabrieleRusso93 Před 5 měsíci +6

    This guy 20 years later: "wait a minute"

  • @cooliostarstache5474
    @cooliostarstache5474 Před 6 měsíci +108

    I'm actually genuinely confused what I just watched. This feels like a dream where the meaning is incomprehensible, the characters do things that you can't understand, you can't run or throw a punch. ???

    • @muda_muda_mudaa
      @muda_muda_mudaa Před 6 měsíci +32

      yeah, it looks like a drunk version of some anime. i have no idea what this video is about but i love the comment section

    • @eloelo6944
      @eloelo6944 Před 5 měsíci +2

      Lmao that is just what happens to the top 5% men we won't experience it

    • @cooliostarstache5474
      @cooliostarstache5474 Před 5 měsíci +17

      @@eloelo6944 I don't want to experience whatever the hell is going on this video

    • @joeschmoe3
      @joeschmoe3 Před 5 měsíci +2

      And you don't know who the hell the people are

    • @sayan-4971
      @sayan-4971 Před 4 měsíci +1

      ​@@joeschmoe3no i am confused as shit

  • @NOMATfull
    @NOMATfull Před 5 měsíci +6

    I was looking for a Metal Hellsinger ost to sleep to and this is what I found...

  • @andreaswill615
    @andreaswill615 Před 5 měsíci +9

    Those railroad tracks look pretty comfortable. Im just gonna rest for a while

  • @AbdulRahman-bi1nu
    @AbdulRahman-bi1nu Před 7 měsíci +16

    My shotgun looking more and more appealing to use against my phone rn

  • @ImKarmaHQ
    @ImKarmaHQ Před 6 měsíci +8

    That gun lookin mighty fine today

  • @Chlooy
    @Chlooy Před 4 měsíci +6

    The sexual tension between me and the earth when I'm standing on top of a skyscraper

  • @lukenichols4025
    @lukenichols4025 Před 4 měsíci +2

    My 20 gauge under the bed: “is today the day? I guess today’s the day!”

  • @sethorite
    @sethorite Před 7 měsíci +25

    My 12 gauge shotgun barrel is looking scrumptious tonight!

  • @mastergameking3192
    @mastergameking3192 Před 7 měsíci +33

    This videos makes a woodchipper look like a pool and i cud go for a swim rn😅

  • @markloh9182
    @markloh9182 Před 4 měsíci +3

    This clip warms my heart ❤️
    Time to get out to the highway and see which car doesn’t has ABS

  • @Gumbocinno
    @Gumbocinno Před 5 měsíci +9

    i've never vibed so hard with a comment section, i can't stop laughing lmfao

  • @AFMMD1967
    @AFMMD1967 Před 6 měsíci +30

    She fell for his personality

    • @LarryBonson
      @LarryBonson Před 6 měsíci +1

      Until she no longer likes him.

    • @JoblessJoshua
      @JoblessJoshua Před 6 měsíci +7

      looks = personality

    • @ManOfCinema-
      @ManOfCinema- Před 4 měsíci

      ​@@JoblessJoshua You literally just cleared a decade years old debate on whether look matters more or the personality in a single fckin line and it's perfect.

    • @Home.Lander.69
      @Home.Lander.69 Před 4 měsíci +1

      ​@@ManOfCinema-you re not very bright are you?

    • @ManOfCinema-
      @ManOfCinema- Před 4 měsíci

      @@Home.Lander.69 What about you

  • @FredJunior
    @FredJunior Před 6 měsíci +58

    "We can't expect God to do all the work"

    • @blitzcrank2819
      @blitzcrank2819 Před 5 měsíci +4

      didn't expected to see a new vegas reference here lmao

    • @JoeGamer500
      @JoeGamer500 Před 5 měsíci +2

      To forgive them is up to Him but to send them to Him is up to me

    • @vigilantgopher9563
      @vigilantgopher9563 Před 5 měsíci

      @@JoeGamer500 Bro you just saved the comment section, thank you for that

  • @tomatenkrabben
    @tomatenkrabben Před 3 měsíci +5

    Damn these are a whole lot of creative ways to end ones self, thanks for the tip guys!

  • @mahdi7211
    @mahdi7211 Před 5 měsíci +57

    the type of look i've never experienced from opposite sex

    • @yeularkinex1939
      @yeularkinex1939 Před 4 měsíci +1

      You wouldnt know if you did, my girlfriend sometimes tells me that a girl we crossed looked at me an odd way I never even knew which girl she was talking about.

    • @acridBefuddling
      @acridBefuddling Před 4 měsíci +1

      wdym opposite? gym bosses look at you like that?

    • @kyrufalkas5577
      @kyrufalkas5577 Před 4 měsíci

      At least you got that look from your own sex. I didn't even get that

    • @frikcfrikc
      @frikcfrikc Před 4 měsíci +6

      my glock 22 gave me that look

    • @mr.someone5679
      @mr.someone5679 Před 2 měsíci

      i never will

  • @DFRNT017
    @DFRNT017 Před 6 měsíci +92

    What a beautiful wholesome video! I’m gonna go replenish my thirst with some refreshing bleach now!

    • @KravenZoro
      @KravenZoro Před 6 měsíci

      Add a squeeze of lemon and you’ll be in tip top hydration, until you’re dehydrated and dead.

  • @gangstalkedindividual
    @gangstalkedindividual Před 6 měsíci +21

    hold on, lemme check for fall damage...

  • @BROWNBRANCH
    @BROWNBRANCH Před 4 měsíci +71

    For anyone actually curious, the girl ended up commenting on an instagram clip saying she actually really didn't like that guy. She said when she was making that look in her head she just wanted him to shut up. Faces can be deceiving sometimes, and in this case I believe her because it's happened to me, where I've been caught staring looking like I'm in love but in reality I was thinking not-so-pleasent things

    • @Rocka7038
      @Rocka7038 Před 4 měsíci +1

      You naive fool lmao

    • @devetuncayy
      @devetuncayy Před 4 měsíci +5

      Bro she didnt say anything about it who youre talking about i think you got the wrong streamer

    • @BROWNBRANCH
      @BROWNBRANCH Před 4 měsíci +15

      @@devetuncayy No, I have the right clip and person in mind. It was maybe a year ago on an instagram-reel that blew up. She commented using the word "I" and talking as if she were the girl in the situation. Her account lined up as well, with the pfp and posts, and she had lots of followers, so I'm everything but sure it was her.

    • @devetuncayy
      @devetuncayy Před 4 měsíci +4

      @@BROWNBRANCH i was just phishing for her acc name but i found so i was bs

    • @NippyNep
      @NippyNep Před 4 měsíci +3

      can you link her insta so i can confirm sources

  • @Jafelle123
    @Jafelle123 Před 4 měsíci

    I wanna powderize and snort the quartz sitting on my bookshelf. Thanks for this awesome video i hope you don't lose your head tommorow

  • @jghifiversveiws8729
    @jghifiversveiws8729 Před 7 měsíci +70

    Suddenly I have an itch that only the long barrel of a 12 guage shotgun can scratch.

  • @matejhantabal235
    @matejhantabal235 Před 7 měsíci +19

    the longest 44 seconds of my life

  • @jschannel6319
    @jschannel6319 Před 5 měsíci +39

    In celebration of Persona 3 Reload coming out, I’ve decided to attempt to summon my very own Persona.

  • @elevate07
    @elevate07 Před 5 měsíci +10

    Well that was something. I'm just gonna stick my head in a pool and take a real deep breath real quick.

    • @CoronaAleks
      @CoronaAleks Před 5 měsíci +3

      Did you want me to grab you a toaster? Am I too late

  • @NoOneAlive_
    @NoOneAlive_ Před 6 měsíci +6

    What a nice clip.
    I shoulda have taken that free candy.

  • @georgekungate186
    @georgekungate186 Před 6 měsíci +8

    Bro realising after 5 years: 👁️👄👁️

  • @hoshigamesofficial
    @hoshigamesofficial Před 4 měsíci +1

    I love how her friend notices her behavior and discreetly lets her know. On top of that, she worries about the platform's guidelines after, without a doubt she is a good friend and the reason why that girl is not a mother of 10 childs

  • @WizardZazaOfficial
    @WizardZazaOfficial Před 7 měsíci +8

    All I needed to do was tell her about my Nicktoons Vol 1,2,3 dvd collection

  • @Balanoglossus68
    @Balanoglossus68 Před 5 měsíci +43

    The comment section is what keeps us alive

    • @tide7107
      @tide7107 Před 5 měsíci +16

      Unlike the commenters themselves 😂

    • @morlarav602
      @morlarav602 Před 5 měsíci

      they are dead with their guns and fork in their basement sockets@@tide7107

    • @vigilantgopher9563
      @vigilantgopher9563 Před 5 měsíci +5

      Maybe the real suicide was the comments we read along the way

    • @user-zv9zc9bc2y
      @user-zv9zc9bc2y Před 5 měsíci

      ​@@vigilantgopher9563I hope so.Because they were a really good people who didn't handle such depravity.

    • @princespazzy2489
      @princespazzy2489 Před 4 měsíci

      Very Ironic😉

  • @ignisspiritustenebris7137
    @ignisspiritustenebris7137 Před 6 měsíci +25

    Wow, i really enjoyed the production on this video. I think i'll go swimming without moving my arms or legs

  • @madster01
    @madster01 Před 4 měsíci +2

    What a delightful video. Side note, my knife is edging to my veins probably too hard now.

  • @JerryEsquer
    @JerryEsquer Před 6 měsíci +14

    I’ve notice this look from girls, but she was drunk as hell and so was I. Never happens sober.

  • @RobVice
    @RobVice Před 5 měsíci +22

    The comment section 💀

    • @asersah
      @asersah Před 5 měsíci +11

      I didn't know this was r/blackpill 😂

    • @DanteLikesRock
      @DanteLikesRock Před 5 měsíci +2

      bunch of terminally online losers.

    • @smarkbustersstink3471
      @smarkbustersstink3471 Před 5 měsíci +8

      ​@@DanteLikesRocklife was good when i wasn't terminally online

    • @DanteLikesRock
      @DanteLikesRock Před 5 měsíci +7

      @@smarkbustersstink3471 yeah man, you'll notice 99% of your problems will disappear if you log off and go outside, talk to real people.

  • @YuriDSC
    @YuriDSC Před 4 měsíci

    Been riding the dopamine of receiving that same look for the past 10 years 😂

  • @suhaib9001
    @suhaib9001 Před 2 měsíci +3

    That police officer is looking a bit bored today, let me check if his gun is loaded

  • @zanx7718
    @zanx7718 Před 7 měsíci +173

    Man, now i need some fresh air. Let’s see if that skyscrapers is open!

  • @matheusalvarenga7820
    @matheusalvarenga7820 Před 5 měsíci +6

    that shotgun barrel looking really kissable rn

  • @ChisatoNishikigi-nn4nf
    @ChisatoNishikigi-nn4nf Před 4 měsíci +2

    the attraction I have with my tall building edges me to see how high I can fall off without seeing light.

  • @vg77574
    @vg77574 Před 5 měsíci +2

    Time to test if my ceiling fan can hold 60 pounds without caving in

  • @emanate0
    @emanate0 Před 7 měsíci +10

    that guy is happy

  • @kisaragiihoneyfan1015
    @kisaragiihoneyfan1015 Před 8 měsíci +234

    Unfortunately I am too ugly for that kinda of looks.

    • @dimitriosdesmos4699
      @dimitriosdesmos4699 Před 8 měsíci +16

      are u sure?

    • @kisaragiihoneyfan1015
      @kisaragiihoneyfan1015 Před 7 měsíci

      Considering I am in my 30s and mever had a girl, yeah. Lol, I am basically just another lonely japanese guy like all the others. @@dimitriosdesmos4699

    • @Huqe
      @Huqe Před 7 měsíci +46

      You can improve your looks. It just takes work. Go to gym or do other sports, learn to dress a bit better, find a hairstyle that suits your facial features etc. It's not a Game Over situation for sure. But I can understand how you feel, I'm short and I've never been particularly handsome. But one thing I've noticed is that women treat me differently after I started going to the gym and now that I feel a bit more confident in my own body

    • @leevine3911
      @leevine3911 Před 7 měsíci +61

      ​@@Huqe only if u are good looking

    • @mitschnel607
      @mitschnel607 Před 7 měsíci +80

      @@Huqe Nah, for some people its acutally just over

  • @maybona
    @maybona Před 6 měsíci +10

    i made a harness made of copper that directly plugs straight into mains, let see how well it works

  • @sametcer4806
    @sametcer4806 Před 6 měsíci +9

    0:24 her friend realized too 😅

  • @user-uy7bn4kt2b
    @user-uy7bn4kt2b Před 7 měsíci +82

    her name is Jayde Ahn for anyone interested

  • @drleprosy420
    @drleprosy420 Před 5 měsíci +9

    Ngl the top of the empire state looks very jumpable right now

  • @AR3S.A3P
    @AR3S.A3P Před 4 měsíci +1

    The amount of meat ridin from the dude tryna kiss the hot dude💀

  • @Slicedbar
    @Slicedbar Před 4 měsíci +2

    “It’s all about personality bro!”

  • @alessandrobozzi7085
    @alessandrobozzi7085 Před 8 měsíci +455

    If I had a nickel every time a girl bit her lip while looking at me... well, I'm Italian and Euro is my currency, so that'd count as one nickel

  • @cariyaputta
    @cariyaputta Před 5 měsíci +7

    Dude: literally ooga booga
    Girl dripping: you're so funny, I love your personailty.

    • @Shumail.ahmed.
      @Shumail.ahmed. Před 5 měsíci +1

      but that bro was not a supermodel he's 7.5/10 or 8 isn't what would you rate?

    • @cariyaputta
      @cariyaputta Před 5 měsíci +1

      @@Shumail.ahmed. yep but he got the Just Be Whte and Height cards, and she's wasted so he easily pushes the threshold.

    • @Shumail.ahmed.
      @Shumail.ahmed. Před 5 měsíci

      I am indian brownie and 5'8 and facially shit , so I got no chance, but hamza ahmed is an exception@@cariyaputta

  • @Luke-kg7vu
    @Luke-kg7vu Před 5 měsíci

    The dude at end 😂