I Broke Dumb Laws In Front Of Police
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- čas přidán 12. 05. 2024
- Britain is an old-fashioned, weird place, and its esoteric laws are among the most ridiculous things about the place. From it being illegal to handle a salmon suspiciously, to the threat of having your head chopped off for wearing a suit of armour in Parliament, VICE's Oobah Butler sees if anyone takes any of these laws seriously by trying to break as many as he can-in front of policemen.
00:00 Intro
00:50 "Handling salmon in suspicious circumstances"
01:35 "Gambling in a Library"
02:37 "Statue forbidding bearing of armour"
03:34 "Shaking a rug in public after 8 am"
04:05 "Singing obscene ballads in public"
05:12 "Knocking on a door and running away"
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Que bueno que más creadores hagan sus canales bilingües
la traduccion es horrible
pagenle a locutores por favor, eso esta terrible
It's awful.
I didn’t know there was an option to change the audio!
That’s amazing, thanks a lot ✨
Her: I like bad boys
This dude: *carries salmon suspiciously*
MaybeNot Yt i can’t stop laughing at this my gosh
Jaco 😂😂
Funniest joke ever!!!
@@africanlipplateandbonenose3223 lol, he would've gotten arrested before he could've finished the sentence.
@Jared Sylvester laughs in sam'o'nella
Inmate: “Whatchu in for?” Him: I held a salmon in public
*inmate cowers away in fear after hearing he has committed such a heinous crime*
Shh
Well sometimes you can get in trouble for holding your "salmon" in public
Inmates:what a brave man
Inmate: suspiciously?
Him: yeah
Inmate: you monster!
i really liked the “is this an anti-establishment thing” like the genuine confusion that cop felt like he was really missing something thinking in his head like “is this how the kids protest nowadays?”
No, of course not. They adhere to much more productive strategies such as gluing themselves to something.
He was technically correct though, as the law is the establishment and this video was about breaking laws
Lmfaooo
Right?!
The best part is it's a 100% correct assumption on his part, because it is!
“He’s checking to see if his car is locked.. that’s how fucking creepy I look” GOT ME LAUGHING ALREADY
Who knew a man with a fish could be so unsettling
You don't see that everyday
*Goes in for a job interview and they see his extensive criminal record*
🤣🤣🤣 dude this comment is way underrated
Suspiciously walking around in public with the fish.
Then they hire him because it was a Laws Tester Job.
@@boltowl625 knocking on a door and running away
“Police! Is that fucking fish jenga?”
"Why are you wearing a suit of armor"
"Because it's illegal, punishable by decapitation."
That's what he should've said
I'm so sad he didn't say that! Isn't lying to an officer an offence? 😂
"Oh it is? Come here" *grabs axe*
I wonder if he'd actually been decapitated if he didn't wear plastic.
@@craftydemon529 yeah…a real one 🤦🏾♀️
“Do you think this is a suspicious fish? ”
“Oh definitely” 😂😂😂
Sus 😳
Best salesman ever
I like how the cop was just standing there after knocking the door 🤣
How things have changed in London in such a short time. You cant get anywhere near that door now.
On a serious note tho this guy isint actually a bad singer at all
F i o n a on Pun intended? Lol
alhie
F i o n a for real, he’s not bad
Aggghhh ruelette!! 😆😅 me toooo!
F i o n a It You ugly
Shout-out to the man who actually sat down with him and played blackjack in the middle of a library aisle.
This guy just servedon't 3 months in jail for this
Man of the year
He is now serving his 6 year sentence in jail
Yes thats relly gangster
Yeah that was very funny🤣🤣
-How did you end up in prison?
-_I handled a salmon suspiciously_
-_OMG GET AWAY FROM ME_
In Argentina, the action of "knocking and running away" is called " ring raje", and seriously, I can't believe that in the UK you have a law against it, even though it's makes a lot of sense, when I was a little girl, we used to have such a fun doing this 😂😂😂
Really fun and also interesting video. New subscriber here!
I call it Ding Dong Ditching
We used to call it Knock Down Ginger where I grew up
In Dutch its 'belletje lellen'
@@buakawfan333 as a red haired person I feel unsafe
@@shuenshuen lol I never knew why it was called that. As kids we never thought it was about red haired people. Maybe it was about gingerbread men 🤣 it's a mystery.
Medieval soldiers who got their heads cut off are watching this in the afterlife like "oi' bruv this is unfair innit"
thy cannoth recieve such bullshith
Thy thinketh this is suchetg bull.
I imagine them being like: Heck yeah break those stupid laws and just cheering him on in their afterlife
I’m British and I can confirm that nobody in this country says ‘oi bruv innit’ it’s a myth.
quite roight mate
"Is this like an anti Establishment thing?"
Little did that cop know he was staring in the face of a criminal master mind.
Little does all cops know
TheIVEyed **police
👏👏👏😂😂😂😂
That shit actually made me laugh.
This reminds me one of the longest English word: "Antidisestablishmentarianism"
I love that the guy in the library actually sits down with him and starts playing a game of blackjack *before* asking why they are doing it
also, although I already knew what the salmon law was really about, I always have some nasty pictures in my mind of what "suspiciously" might mean
I’ve heard about dumb laws since I was little, but you actually had the guys to break them! I love it!
“What are you in for?”
“I handled a salmon suspiciously.”
😂😂😂 this comment should be at the top
Prison Mate: *(backs up)*
Prison mate: GUARDDDDDDDDD
(The third prisoner: i gambled in a libary)
"Police! Is that fucking fish jenga?"
No one:
Random man with a megaphone: *THERE'S A MAN WITH A FISH*
That guy with the megaphone was an asshole.
thats danny he has a youtube channel
@@CarpetHater I just wanna know why he had a megaphone 😂
@@MrAlphadog2012 megaphone guy?
@@ryn8613 czcams.com/channels/gu1RDj7c3wVyEj3W6AHEGw.html
I like how the number 10 downing Street guard just looked as if it was nothing.
"not suspicious, it looks very interesting" 😂😂 so cute how curious he was
“I killed 56 children and burned a dog adoption center. You?”
“I walked without socks close to the queen”
“By the gods”
*backs away*
@@Randoggy *break out of jail just to get away*
There’s a psychopath on the loose
Look up “Straight outta Cyrodiil” it’s what I’m referencing
Im a pretty boy
@@Shadow_1923 yes you are
For what are ya here in jail?
I was lookin suspicious with a salmon.
Huh, pretty tough.
Lmao😂
Me too man
And in some US states, you can't push a bear out of a helicopter......
Prisoners stands and Sit away from you.
"How tough am I? I'll have you know I stubbed my toe today, and cried for only 27 minutes."
Love this content. Weirdly enough it brings people together
In Germany there are also laws such as: If there is a non-consensual pillow fight, the blow can count as a weapon. A self-defense reaction can then take place in full force. At the same time, a robber can sue you for damages if he is injured by a trap while breaking into your apartment - Kevin would be punished harshly under German law.
The worst criminal in England's History
Best*
jack the ripper is rolling in his grave right now
Claire baldings look a like
Dave B but you have heard of him
I mean, worst since after Australia was discovered
*Plot twist: Several snipers have been scoping him and camera guys*
They just had low fps and high ping, their shots missed
Man on horseback cuts his head off for wearing armor
Smh they should’ve used aimbot
@@lilfoot4837 The Knight's have been VAC banned.
Like "Sir, should I take the shot?"
The last cop reaction where saw a man knocks the door then ran away is precious 😂
2:33 “I was gambolling in a library.” - Guy who gambolled in a library.
The queen looking at the window be like: Aye yo fam, is that allowed?
My bad, I was just filming a video for kids ©
She was there when they wrote those laws lol
I almost shat laughing at this
She probably made The laws
@@jimmyandersson5135 I don't think she did. She is not that ancient.
"Ladies and gentlemen, I see a man walking past with a fish. Pointless."
THAT'S SO BRITISH
I mean no
@@Chinawanka I see your no, and I counter with a yes
@@jp9707 I see your yes, and I double-counter with a maybe so
@9tn9ty 5 I see your definitely and double-counter with an absolutely not
deep-fried frog
Imagine he goes to court one day and they happen to find out he committed so many crimes. And then they find out what those crimes were.
Lol I imagine the “no sockless people within 100 yards of the Queen” bit was just a roundabout way of saying “no poor or beggars” without actually saying it 😂
Never thought of it like that! Rich and powerful people have always been pretty great at being classist/racist/sexist/etc without actually saying what they mean.
True. Because back then only the aristocrats can afford socks.
Exactly
Exactly
Good catch!
He was later sent to a jail in Australia.
Do people actually get tricked by your username?
@@raynaldo529 ya somethimes
Y’a by mine too sometimes lmao
You are everywhere bruh
@@someoneontheinternet7027 *they* are everywhere
I didn't know knocking on somebody's door could be that funny. Thanks for the laugh lol
"do i look suspicious"
"No you look interesting"
Nobody:
*holds a salmon suspiciously*
Police: Bloody hell mate.
Im dead lmaoooooo
I can hear the accent
I hear it in girding Ramsay’s voice
Gordon* dumb autocorrect
@BRADMASTER woosh
BRADMASTER the only thing that is cancerous here is your comment
"It doesn't look suspicious but it looks interesting." -local British man
sums us up quite well
@Patrick O perhaps your supposed to put sunglasses on the fish to make it a suspicious fish
Just the usual
But is this the reason that in english, if you see something suspicious you say that it looks fishy?
@@mariangelab9755 i think you're onto something🤔
most politest law breaking I have ever seen
How is no one talking about how BRAVE this man actually is 😭 like for real. Balls of steel
What if they put him on trial because of this footage years later.
They have all the evidence ..open shut case
If he ever decided to become a real critic of the establishment the queen gets to shout off with his head.
You could tell most of the police didn’t really care, in fact one of them started laughing near the end.
@@bitsbytes123 Imagine in Holland. You light up a spliff in front of an officer and he smiles in that way.
Rip tay k
Her : "I only date bad boys:
Him : "Hold my Salmon"
Oof now im going to jail for holding a salmon
Him: "..suspiciously"
Dats kinda sus bruv
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No thanks man you hold it yourself
I saw the title of the video and thought it's a Max Fish video.
Awesome video dude!
That was really great! Entertaining and the dude who looks like Malfoy really does a good job!
If he was in the medieval ages. He would be the most wanted man
bounty: 90000 million coins
Or whatever the currency was at the midievals
El Chapo 2.0 but instead this is before El Chapo was even born
@@kingcartierjs7022 i agree
But... the medieval ages ended in 16th century. Those laws weren't even made up then :D.
No one:
*Draco malfoy's rebel phase:*
*intense wheezing*
You got me
That’s not his rebel phase, that’s just him muggle baiting again.
He was born rebel.
"These filthy muggles really think they can try to throw me in jail for holding my precious salmon fish? My father will hear about this!"
*Draco then proceeds to bite down on his green apple, furiously.*
the police's laugh at the end got me🤣
love love love it when you knocked on the door and run off and the copper behind you was laughing.....ahhhhhhhh gold
*Someone is walking by street with a giant salmon*
A random British man: "It doesn't look suspicious"
Honestly there's so much weird crap in central London it's normal to us now 😂
Why would it?
Of course not in my town (doncaster) ppl are always carrying salmon
Bri'ish *
@@aleksababic3730 ? thats not funny
Plot twist: he’s now serving 35 years for multiple offences
Plot Twist: He will only serve one and going to be beheaded after.
@@RogueSeraph double plot twist they skipped the sentence and went straight to beheading
Tbf if a man can get arrested over a joke , then i wont be surprised
@U̷n̷k̷n̷o̷w̷n̷ , quadruple plot twist, he's serving a 35 year sentence, but his head is in a separate cell.
I wish.
This is a great material:)
You are making me laugh so much. Thanks for making this video.
This guy is officially the most wanted person in UK
It sad to not explain where are coming from this laws and to just be stupid and to explain nothing , its really not interessant ... it stupid , its made for stupid people ...more dumb than the laws u can not understand ....
@@dresseur2capocabo850 Shashumga
Nahhhh
Are…are we complacent to this? Are we now considered accomplices!?
Oooooohhhhh nooooooo….
Repent to Jesus Christ!!
““There is no one holy like the Lord; there is no one besides you; there is no Rock like our God.”
1 Samuel 2:2 NIV
L
*Nobody can break over 10 laws in a day and not get caught*
this guy: Hold my salmon
😂
I can’t breathe 😂😂😂😂😂
Wanted to upvote but 666likes
zbigniew pączek 😂
Hold ur unoriginal comment
The cop laughing at the end did it for me😭
Guy - Ding dong ditches the prime ministers house
Cop - ☺️
I like how he doesnt tell them the reason he's wearing armor, like he's actually scared they're going to cut his head off.
LMFAAAO, I NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT IT THIS WAY
@@andrewhrusovsky9426 I would argue that he could show this video as the kids thing he was recording
Yeaaah that was a bummer, I feel like he went with that more so to not cause unnecessary conflict rather than out of fear of decapitation tho haha
@@lobsters12111 yeah but it's not labeled for kids, either way you slice it, still a felony. Is in the states at least, and I'm sure that it's not just a law here
The chances of being decapitated for wearing armor is small, but never zero
Did the Officers seriously just *watch* him carry that salmon suspiciously??
Honestly, our law is in shambles...
You think that's bad? Where I live it's illegal to have a waffle cone in your back pocket on a sunday
Drunk Cat ur joking😂😂😂😂
@@ryanpriester9508 ikr sounds so fake but i remember seeing it in a childrens book about weird laws where we live
S h a m b l e s
I actually heard about this law. I'm not sure if that's quite the proper wording of the law, because the intent of the law is to curb illegal fishing. So really considering that, "suspiciously" would mean carrying it around with fishing gear and likely other fish, or being nearby to a fisherman who may have caught the fish that person was carrying. Just carrying around a dead fish in the city in regular attire wouldn't count.
Now imagine that he did not search carefully and some of these laws can still be in force 🥶
They all are still in force
In Denmark there's an old law that says that if the strait Øresund freeses over and swedish people walk over to ice to Denmark, we're legally allowed to beat them with a stick.
However other laws have negated that law today.
Inmate: What are you in for?
Me: holding a salmon suspiciously.
*Inmate schooches away as fast as possible*
Inmate from other side of the cell tilts his head up:
"That's nothing, I was wearing no socks 100 yards from the queen"
I shook a dirty rug. Beat that.
I wore a double ruff!
Inmate: What are you in for?
Some british guy: having a plastic knife without a licence
This guy has the face for playing a mastermind criminal role in a movie.
He looks like a Malfoy
@@germsspices he really does :D
He looks like Ramsey
@@germsspices heh
Could be Grindelwald
This was brilliant! 😂
That was absolutely amazing!🫡
The fact that a police officer looked at him while he knocked on the prime minister's door and leave is just hilarious
"Oi' Mate that's illegal"
@purplerains I think it was exactly that. The camera seemed to be positioned where they normally go for news stories, and I assume he was meant to be a reporter so they allowed him them through like that. Probably weren't expecting him to knock and run instead though.
@@ilasilas3261 it most likely wasn’t 10 Downing Street. There is an almost identical door on a near by street
They certainly had a permission to film there. You can't just walk into Downing Street, there is a fence blocking the entrance.
@@aiosquadron "you've got a license for knocking on that door?"
Officer - "Is this an anti-establishment kind of thing?"
Nailed it.
I was more interested by the fact that an armed officer moved into view. Maybe they were taking it more seriously then anyone realised...
@@refsmithy I mean the guy was doing something very strange. Even if it didn’t seem threatening they would still want to know what is going on for security reasons.
They’re not on patrol their guarding the Queen after all.
@@refsmithy Officers around British landmarks in London are usually armed so the fact it was an armed officer responding isn't exactly unusual considering where he was, but yes, generally people acting in a manner that isn't very normal around an area of high interest will get a more elevated response from law enforcement
Lol vice is centered around anti establishment
@@ariefbudi427 You sure about that, buddy?
I love how they get riskier as the video goes on
kid: can we get boris johnson
Mum: we already have boris johnson at home
boris johnson at home 1:41
"Is this salmon suspicious?"
It is a bit fishy.
Ba dum cheeeee
Oh, Tom
Get out
Don’t know if the punishment would Scale though.
Ba dum tsss
💀
"I dealt illegal drugs, and murdered a family. What are you in for?"
" _I carried salmon suspiciously_ "
*backs away*
*looks at the officer on patrol*
@@flamingblood8447 "officer help I don't want to die"
@@noahanders7605 officer : What did he do
Prisoner: 🥵Sussy fishy😩
Officer: runs away cutely
@@softserve7623 you ruined the joke
The best part is no one thinks it is odd enough. Just asking questions politely no judgement just questions.
This was brilliant.
I love how you can just go up to the door of the prime minister.
Its not the actual door, but it's pretty close to 10 downing st, from what I understand.
@@JamesBond-xx1lv wtf when I read Downing Street the dude on the video said it
You can't
You can’t really. On either side of Downing Street there are black gates on both sides, each guarded by armed police.
dude i made ur comment 1.1k
When you walked with salmon, i could almost see "!" on the heads of pedestrians
Haha, great comment.
Payday lol
@@masahirosakurai3733 i actually meant Metal Gear Solid, but yeah...
Then you jump on them and hide them in streets
More like it a "?" Mark was there !! Hahahaha
This is a certified good classic.
We need to see more of this guy
The real question is how many people were handling salmon suspiciously where they found it necessary to make a law.
That was exactly my thought, this one feels really specific, just imagine the context, one guy doing something really messed up with a "suspicious fish" in his arms.
@@andreirobu281 ah yes, that have a lot is sense, I am gonna check that info, thx dude.
Bobis Vajine I know is a Skyrim reface but since it’s England by order of the earl
At least 3 1/2 people
Andrei Robu still an odd law
I can't believe this maniac still roams the street freely. These crimes are heinous, bloody hell.
Bloody hell😂😂😂
Bloody L
bloodey el
@@kingdomofprussia9749 what have I started😂😂
Helly blood
This is comedy genius man 😂❤🏴🙏
such a cool dude for saying yes to playing blackjack suspiciously
*"HE DID WHAT???"*
"HE WAS WEARING *A DOUBLE RUFF!!!"*
*"OUTRAGEOUS!!! WE HAVE TO WRITE A LAW AGAINST THAT!"*
The current monarch of that time after seeing a shitty double ruff.
I can see it as a law to nip a ruff arms race in the bud. So that people of higher social standing didn't have to go for triple ruffs just to one up some merchant
I read it in an accent of an angry british government official
That's rough. That's double rough.
@@namanaggarwal1957 Well done... That was pretty much the point of the comment. Have a Blue Peter badge 😂
Alternative title: confusing as many British cops as possible
Cop 1: "Do you know something about... this"
Cop 2: "I think I've read about it. All I can say it's something historical"
Cop 1: "Something bad?"
Cop 2: "Can't remember. But by the look of it... definetly not."
Bri'ish cops*
@@Bee-id4kp HE SAID WE BRI'ISH TODAY
Quick note. I’m not British but I do know a decent amount of British English
So. A cop in the UK isn’t a policeman. It’s a specific type of criminal
A very.... handsy criminal
@@icel8828 no it’s still a policeman we have multiple names
Cops
Pigs
Feds
Popo
Probably more depending on where you are
Guy: *breaking laws
The police: lol
In parliamement, the front seats on the left are exactly two sword lengths from the facing seats on the right.
Inmate: what you in for?
me: *shaking a rug after 8am*
Inmate: *Scooches away*
Your comment made me wanna play GTA Roleplay again
Operation Blackout inmate: oh shit
Inmate: YOU ANIMAL!!! *runs away*
In prison I will stay right out of your way. You are loco man.
"I love bad boys"
I broke a law
"Really? What did you do?"
I shook a dirty rug in public after 8 am
And handled a salmon suspiciously
“Damn..that’s hot- you are so naughty!”
*Without wearing socks.*
"… Is that supposed to be a sexual euphemism?"
Sock-less
Thanks for making me laugh during my exams :D :D
The tunic under the armor is so beautiful 😍😍😍😍
Why is draco malfoy running around breaking petty laws
Thats what I wanna know 2
😂😂I thought the same thing
Lool
Because dark lord told him so
I KNEW I recognised him!
If you think about it, they had to place a law about suspiciously handling fish, because too many people were handling fish suspiciously
Omg imagine just a street full of people with fish just darting around in black suits
Exactly right! Whenever I see a sign with a rule that doesn't seem to make sense, I want to know the story of how that sign got there. There's always a story. lol
It's actually a law from 1986 with makes the possesion of poached fish illegal, it's a loose provision though seeimg as they only have to have reasonable suspicion the salmon is poached.
People just slapping each otherwith fish
sounds fishy
LOVED this.
I'm going to London in less than a week.
I need to try this.
*Knocks on former prime minister's door then runs away*
Police officer : *confused policeman noises*
Suzette C. 10 downing street is the address of the current prime minister. It is the equivalent of the white house in the US. But here you can knock on the door and run away
@@furkan3945 Oh, so I misheard when he said that
400th like
@@furkan3945 It's likely he went to a lookalike building nearby. That's where alot of journalists to filming if they haven't obtained permission to go inside of Downing Street.
policeman *farts*
Judge: ur still lookin 10 years
6ix9ine: u know vice?
this is so underrated.
lol so stupid true
Lmao
Fuck man next level😅😅🤣🤣🤣🤣
I dun Get it
NO THIS IS SO FUNNY
The cop walking up to you gambling in the library: "something smells fishy here..."
Knocking on a door and walking away? In the States, we have a name for the act! 🤣
guy: *shakes a rug and wears an outrageous double ruff
policeman: "is that like an anti-establishment thing?"
He knowsss
The police man has hind sight 😮
Did the policeman have an issue with you filming...?
That copper knows his shit!
Antidestablishmentaranism
Police: thats illegal
British dude: this is for a kids show
Police: understandable have a great day
British police at its finest
Some man: kills font of the police.
British police: that would be a $50 fine
@@kingmegaburgesss2626 Some man: We're filming a kids show
British police: Understandable, have a great day!
Great comment...
American:360 no scoped to the head
I'm an English teacher in Spain and I'm defo using this with my year 10s for a lesson on crime tomorrow. Class!
every thing looks so perfect and clean, i would like to live there