WADE NEVER WINS | Fall Guys
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- čas přidán 30. 08. 2020
- Bob and I have both won Fall Guys and yet Wade can't seem to make it across the finish line...
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WADE ► / lordminion777
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Wade: Losing.
Bob: Hugging.
Mark: Coming for those kneecaps.
Hotel: Trivago
@@arandomotaku1316 please yes
Yooooo! Hey
Sangwoo?
use my memes 🤝
"DID YOU JUST GRAB ME?!"
"YOU'VE. MADE. AN. ENEMY. FOR. LIFE."
I wonder if that guy watched this video :P
Well... now I know what not to do when I meet him.
@@MJJKOP2 did you plan on grabbing him??
@@jw5386 Just to see his reaction...
@@MJJKOP2 LOL that is not okey
Random player: *grabs Mark and throws him off the roller*
Mark: so you have chosen *death*
What is that line from?
Lord of the rings
12:14 this is the guy who grab mark
@@MaGe-gc1rm Saruman says it from Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
Soo true
When mark "disciplined" his chat on stream it was probably not as threatening without the filter and music
Actually his filter is not edited in. One time when playing a game he accidentally left it on, so he had to rerecord it.
@GigglesDoesStuff now hold up
@GigglesDoesStuff O_o
@GigglesDoesStuff pause.
@GigglesDoesStuff Guess that isn't the kind of thing you share in a comment section, huh.
"Im calling it in because i know I have influential power"
2 days later: "youtube gave me my first strike..."
With great power comes people that try to take that away ~ Me
Stick Man Holy shit that’s genius.
Lol I didn’t realize that
@@stickman5335 some might say that's gunyus
Wait did they actually give him one?
In loving memory of Wade's kneecaps...
rip wades kneecaps.
R.I.P
and elbows and teeth
Press f in the chat
F
Wade: "My shorts have ridden up to the point where I feel like I'm wearing a thong, so I need to fix that, there we go!"
Mark: *staring into nothingness*
Mark: *E X C E L L E N T*
Dude i saw this comment at the most perfect moment, as soon as i started reading he said it at the same time
@@medoesthings1040 hah sick same
Bob: concerned
Wade: unaware
Mark: has debt
this would be the best murder mystery episode ever
Proof that the fall guys are among us.
Hotdog...
*"Would do it again."*
*"You've made a enemy for life."*
*"GRAB THE NINJA!"*
*"Who TOUCHED me, who TOUCHED me... WHO TOUCHED ME!?"*
I just love what you guys say.
Caused by sheer Chaos lol
I think my favorite was the "Get off of me, you pigeon fucker!" from Wade.
Wade: *IM ON A BITCH PARADE*
Wade be like: WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?
unrelated, but I love your little Bakugou pfp :)
Bob: "I just got balled into oblivion"
Wade: *already bald into oblivion*
Ha ha.
Very funny.
I laugh.
@@bucketboi1784 tourists be like
Underrated comment ❤️
Wow okay most comments aren't creative. This one though, MWAH. 👌
Shhh 💀💀
Wade: “I only lost because I spawned in the worst possible place”
Guy who won: spawns in exact same place as Wade.
23:11 "Bob, please!" Wade's cry of desperation really got me lol
"I didn't lose, WE lost!"
**Communism intensifies**
@Indigo M yes
Teamwork = communism? Yeah, checks out
Lol
LOOONG LIVE OUR SOVIET MOOOTHERLAND
@@clickbait6646 Built by the people's mighty hand...
Whenever mark gets angry, Hee Hoo comes out
Hee hoo
Hee Hoo
Hee Hoo
Hee hoo
Hee hoo
The only thing i imagined in this part was when Squidward was looking at the window seeing SpongeBob and Patrick having fun outside. 23:10
you right
Lol 😂😂😂😂
"This one looks really fun, guys."
4:56 “MoM! mOm GeT tHe CaMeRa! MoM, pLeAsE!” “You okay, Mark?” “MoOoM!”
”It seems like Wade doesn’t feel like winning today”
*Let’s motivate Wade with a controlled shock*
I like this comment more than I should
This comment is perfect
Take my like.
Oh
Oh no
This comment made me smile more than it should
You have an AMAZING sense of humor
"What's a few toes between friends?" is perhaps both the scariest and most ridiculous line I've ever heard
I read the beginning as he said it
@@samanthaslamiar7231 what does it mean?
@@darklordhyper it means “losing toes in the name of friendship isn’t that big of a deal”
@@cats1970 oh thanks. lol
Literally
Disclaimer no Wade was harmed during the making of this episode...
just the kneecaps
Yeah, of course
Mark didn't steal his kneecaps until *after* this was recorded
During the making of this episode, didn't say anything about after
Only after
22:46 Bob and wade’s interactions is what i love more than anything.
That's a lot of Darkiplier, didn't think he'd join in on such a bright, colorful, everyone-loves-each other game like this!
@Christopher Savage You don't need a Pokeball if you have pancakes. Cookies might work, but pancakes are preferred.
I dont think its an "everyone-loves-each-other" game
@Christopher Savage hi
Darkiplier is attracted to frustration
Fall guys is a cut throat fight to the death
" I need to discipline my chat real quick- "
Me: oh, ok
Mark: starts sounding like a villain from a videogame
Me: I need an adult, now
so, you met Darkiplier :)P
I need the timestamp
@@fukkthisnewupdate8882 24:36
@@StarBoy-vb7sm thank you
@@fukkthisnewupdate8882 No problem
Mark: Lose and I'm going to take your kneecaps, Wade.
Me who saw the title and thumbnail:
*Wade gonna lose his kneecaps.*
23:17 now I'm just imagining Bob with a chainsaw, blood on his face, screams outside the broken down house, him revving the chainsaw shouting "SEE HOW SAFE WE ARE?!?!?!?!"
25:12 -
GameGrumps: "I'm the video game boy, I'm the one who wins!"
Markiplier: "I am the streamer now, I am the one who sees into the future."
Epitaph be like
Larissa Galvez Made In Heaven be like
"I am the one who knocks" - Walter White
@@Acheronpanda turururururu ?
Moral of the Story: “Just don’t be born with knees caps.”
we are technically born without kneecaps, but I think that is part of the joke and why so said that. it's so hard to tell nowadays if someone is serious or not anymore in comments section
I hope you succeed in your dreams
My dreams are 1000 subs
@@bopskies9749 Shut.
@@deem0n__ up
Hold the phone he looked VERY serious is mark actually doing it?
26:42
I want friends who hype me up the way Mark and Wade hype up Bob because that is just the best thing
“Block it with your body, SACRIFICE YOURSELF!”
Mark: i need to discipline my chat real quick
Me, who's watching this on youtube:
Was this originally on twitch?
@@AngryGoats555 A lot of Mark's videos are highlights from his Twitch streams, edited like this for CZcams purposes. His live streams are pretty hilarious, but Lixian does a great job at amplifying the humor for CZcams
Storm Driven Has that always been the case?? When did he switch over?
@@AngryGoats555 not always, it was more in the past 9 or so months, he tends to every few days
Pretty Alright Mark has a podcast with the guys on twitch every tuesday, that’s where most of these eps from the past few months with them are from. They usually talk for about an hour before starting a game, I think it’s called “three peens in a pod”
mark getting angry in getting over it: throws the chair
mark getting angry in fall guys: hugs the chair
It's called progress
redemption arc
character development
lmao i love all these replies so much
Major character development
Fall Guys came and went so fast but it’s always nice to come back to ever now and then.
27:27 the part where mark begins his stealing of wades kneecaps
I wanna see Mark play a villain role in like a movie lowkey his voice would be perfect
I feel like Heist with Markiplier was kinda like that
William Afton
I think we already have Darkiplier for that.
Ducky BreadTuber you’re joking right
Yes, his angry rage voice
Lixian really knows how to make Mark shine. The musical timing is impeccable, as always.
and he just had a baby! congrats lixian!
Lixian is the best
@@cl0wngutz yeahh!!
Where
28:53
Bob: “Hold me, Mark - wait, not you.”
KILLS ME EVERY SINGLE TIME.
Wades voice fits his face and personality so well
Mark: I gotta go discipline my chat
Me: 👁️👄👁️
Mark: goes darkiplier
You have a like to reply ratio of 1200:1. Had I not replied it would've been infinite.
Mark: "Good timin-"
Mark: *screams in agony as he gets yeeted off the map*
you need my memes 🤓
@KYS [5th Main Account] if you think that then why are you watching him?
WiseEditGalaxY dude it’s a bot or somethin spammer maybe
@KYS [5th Main Account] ok....but that wrong.
1. Proof?
2. How man like mark scam us?
3. You are a bot
"i didn't loose . . . WE lost" I'm crying
Demonic mark::HA HA HA
Me:Wtf ate you laughing at
Lose*
Loose is just the opposite of tight
@@CoRLex-jh5vx Thank you! Too many people are losing grammar and spelling.
@@johnpratts2856 you mean loosing grammar and spelling
@@johnpratts2856 ok boomer
29:28, “As long as we don’t get any team games, I feel pretty good.” “Hey a team game!”
Nobody:
Mark: I am the Lorax, I speak for the trees! Lose this game and I'll steal your knees!
Absolute Carnage time stamp?
Wade:
Markiplier: *_HIPPITY HOPPITY YOUR KNEE CAPS ARE NOW MY PROPERTY_*
Don't forget about the elbows and teeth
29:08 wilhelm scream
25:24 welcome back darkiplier we missed you
“What’s a few toes...between friends?”
Something I never thought could sound so menacing, and yet...here we are
same dude, that being said if my friends asked for my toes i’d happily give them my injured one, literally i fractured my small toe on my right foot back in like 2015 and it makes me uncomfortable each time i look down and see it now tbh, it doesn’t hurt but it just looks a little weird so i get creeped out by my own toe here and there, so if anybody wanted it i would gladly give it up.
in fact i would probably honestly pay somebody to take that one away painlessly, legit man, it gives me chills dude.
@Masked Kitty sell your toe on the black market
I would lend my finger and say units a toe as prank
“a pigeon slapped me into the abyss” words i never thought i would hear..
Wtf is with these people's usernames? And why this high quality comment in particular?
dont read my name.
Ikr it's so perfect haha
@@geradosolusyon511 bots
@@geradosolusyon511 yes
Mark : Last time, I messed up real bad.
Mark Again : Instantly dies in 7 seconds.
bob: hey mark, how ya doin'
mark: i'm good man, **dies**
mark regretting everything
Lixian: *Doesn’t edit in another bumping intro*
The comment section: *Visible Confusion*
Lixian is awesome!
makes me laugh all the time
😂
Listen to my new song 🥺 I'll give all of the money to my mom, because we're so broke 🥺 you just gotta listen to it, I'm not asking for more ❤️😊.
@@EolosMusic screw off
@@EolosMusic nobody cares
@@EolosMusic Not really my kind of music taste. But I like the chaotic energy in it. Keep it up 😁😊🤩💞
I'm convinced Mark could be an amazing actor.
Have you seen Who Killed Markiplier?
Could be? Seriously? He absolutely is
I’m convinced u can listen to good music
Just watch the drowned man, A heist with markiplier, and who killed markiplier. Then you'll see just how great, mark can act. Also watch warstache face
Please change your profile thumbnail picture, Brock harris
21:45 Mark was thinking in Mario Galaxy physics to try to pull this one off
I love when Wade says “I am in a massive stampede of bullshit!”
trying to navigate the halls between classes / during lunch hour
Bob: 1st place
Wade: slow, but steady
Mark: WHAT IS HAPPENING?!
I hope you succeed in your dreams
My dreams are 1000 subs
@@bopskies9749 Shut up
WHAT IS HAPPENING?!
And finally, Mark goes for redemption. I gotta say, the first time mark played this game he totally should have won
Yeah my boy Mark is a massive inspiration for why I made my CZcams channel *and the fact they always listen to fans is the reason I give daily shout outs*
@@gripghoulshorts2503 stfu
@@manuelhurtado109 yo chill out m8. Stop hating.
Pissed Piplup •• ROAD TO 1000 SUBS
I agree and that’s great! You are so close to 1K, you got this!
This comment is actually copied by a bot
mark: " I need to discipline my chat real quick- "
me: nearly drops my computer and has to take a small break so that my face will stop being on fire
You’re messed up
Bob and Mark: 1st & 2nd place at the last obstacle
*10 seconds later*
Bob: 1st place
Mark: 19th place
“It’s your turn Wade”
Well, considering the thumbnail, it isn’t.
every comment about wade winning felt like weird forshadowing
What is happening?!!!!!!!!!!
Mark: I need to discipline my chat.
*Literally turns into Darkiplier.
you right XD
Haven’t seen him in awhile
lowkey kinda scary, I had it on full screen with loud volume on my laptop
Kinda wish for those cinematic series
No he turned into Hee Hoo
4:53 JEESUS this part made me laugh so hard ;D
21:48
"Hey mark how you doin?"
Mark: i'm good
Also mark: *dies*
Another Title: “Wade screams legit creative profanities at people in Fall Guys”
Instead of people it should say pigeons
@RITA , I LOVE SЕХ , WANT SЕХ !!! OPEN MY CANAL !!! firefighting necklace? I don't understand
Cause this game is both infuriating and fun all at the same time
@@kaolincloud that's a very unfortunate username to reply to
@@Mothlocks I know that
Nobody:
Mark: Your kneecaps, Wade, hand 'em over
@KYS [5th Main Account] what?¿
lmao come use my memes
Why kneecaps? Of all the things to take, why kneecaps?
@Trichel Holbrook Why not take his vital organs then? XD
That part gave me weird flashbacks to when one of my friends went up to me and pretended to take my kneecaps and then “eat” them.
21:48 I don't know what's worse. The fact that Mark died that way or the fact that he *wasn't* the first one eliminated
I loved Wade’s happy woohoo at 13:56 it was so cute and funny! 🤭
“This isn’t you versus the map. This is you versus the Black Friday crowd.”
Jesus is coming back. We are all sinners who deserve God's judgment but Jesus payed for our sins with His life at the cross. If you let Jesus into your life and trust Him to save you on the basis that He bore your sins, you will be saved.
@@mantlemagma1238 dang I was waiting to go to Helheim with the rest of the group
@@rosehabaduck4783 *P A G E N !*
@@Spot_Faceless-Soldier dang how did you guess
~Alpha
Bob: "Hey Mark, How You Doin"
Mark: "Im Good Man"
*Falls off 2 seconds later*
@RITA , I LOVE SЕХ , WANT SЕХ !!! OPEN MY CANAL !!! leaf as a present?
@RITA , I LOVE SЕХ , WANT SЕХ !!! OPEN MY CANAL !!! necklace
Lol
"I'm OK man... Oh no, FUUUUUUUCK!!!!"
Blowing Cloud don’t answer them, they’re a bot. They are just scams. Report them and walk away, don’t like nor dislike
@@beaaa_fr I intentionally do this
6:52 Wade ayo?🤨📸
4:14 just for this moment
Edit: now mark know how wade feel in the previous video lol
"hold on I've gotta go discipline my chat real quick"
Oh snap we gonna die
Who else was booping the finger when he disciplined? Cause I definitely was so loopy I was XD
Yea he called Darkiplier
Not as bad as wade.
"You've just made an enemy for life"
*_Darkiplier has entered the chat_*
Yeah
Did nobody notice how far dat man leaped at 31:53?! He must've gotten the new Jordans.
Black bottom, yellow & white top.
Lest side of the crowd.
Wade: "I have spawn in the bottom right corner, literally in the worst position ever".
The winner, who spawn in the bottom left corner - I can relate to that.
This video was just Mark slowly descending into Darkiplier.
He needs kneecaps for some reason. Wonder why
Marilou Flake Stardust it is how one is transformed into a dark being. He who gets the kneecaps escapes the darkness.
@@rabinabakhtiar726 Yeah, I don- NOOOO
Wade wanted to keep the meme, so Mark took his kneecaps.
Warfstache* dark is not insane he is Just marks enemy
Watch Who killed markiplier
Warfstache is the insane one
Bob has passed the "not win a game" curse to Wade to make him double cursed.
+4
Two negatives make a positive
@@Pheonix1709 it says 2 years and one month when you hover over it with a mouse
I have it.
*Uno flashbacks intensify*
my favorite thing about bob winning was how genuinely hyped mark and wade were for him. they both got eliminated but they were SCREAMING for bob’s victory. that’s genuine friendship.
18:13
That face though.
Wade: middle of the woods? what kind of farm? what are they growing there?
Mark: Woods
Bob: Trees
Pot
@Erick Reyes both
Erick Reyes yes
Bob: OMG we got an oven mitt on our team. Never mind. It’s a “Pineappitle”
The spelling and everything 😂
Yyykm
I would've loved to see this from Wade's perspective. 2:53
It is so crazy, after not watching Marks videos for a long time. And just starting one up to see whats up. I still find comfort in his silly videos when I don't feel great. I feel like Mark is just one of those genuinely nice/caring people. I love Mark and his friends :) always making people smile by sacrificing their sanity
Mark: "I didn't know you had to grab!"
Me: *flashbacks to his first fall guys game*
Right lol
Also the first time he was about to win and only needed to grab the crown... Which it did say...
Anyone else feel as if Mark has gone OFF HIS ROCKER 😂😂
2:00 Wade: "GET OFF OF ME YOU PIGEON F*CKER!!!"
8:42 Wade: "Out of my way loser hotdog!"
"his kneecaps? And his elbows too?" Lmfao
Wade:"how bout on a farm?"
Mark:"even better."
Rotflmao
"rolling on the floor laughing my ass off"
@@crikeyitseva thx
Lmao lmao lmfao lmao lmao lol
I have 3 quizzes tomorrow and I'm doing this at 11:11 pm. what tf am I doing with my life
“I tried to grab him then I got obliterated by a ball”
-Markipler 2020
@High Definition hehehe
*_Markipler_*
@@sevonos1164 are you 12 years old
I hope you succeed in your dreams
My dreams are 1000 subs
@@ahorribledude9550 why do you care let him be boomer
Mark falls off instantly. "Block party!" Mark makes an angry noise.
At this point, I'm here for Wade's creative use of swear words and names
Bob: "Mom get the camera"
Mark: "MoM gEt ThE cAmErA"
*Vivid 7 Days To Die flashbacks*
YoU wIlL rEgReT
@@sheevpalpatine4437 i have that phrase in my head EVERY time i hear "regret" EXACTLY in bob's voice
Wade: “What are they growing there?”
Bob: “Trees”
Me: a body count?
@@NeonRahkshi _uh oh_
Trees?
Imagine bob pressing wade for hugs and wade running away from him, irl and mark just watching from a distance.
24:40 Mark Disciplines The Chat, Darkiplier Appears. Yw for the timing if u wanted it ;w;
Thank you! ^-^
Alternative title: “ Popular CZcamsr is forced to vibe check his friend to get out of large amount of debt”
NOT A VIBE!
This makes no sense
Mark: "How was I supposed to know to grab? It didn't say in the instructions!"
The instructions: Has the word "GRAB" in big capital letters.
Trithis they literally show it for like half a second lmao
😂😭😭
I'm crying so hard from 9:29 - 10:05 , that is the funniest unfortunate thing I've seen in so long!
32:19 Mark lands on a hotdog and ruins his life
mark: "i used to be an engineer"
also mark: goes against the spin and gets knocked backwards everytime.
Technically he studied Bio Engineering
i like how he said that but he never graduated lmaoo
Rabeet Ahsan I’d say it still applies. Doesn’t it? Or this here is more of bio🅱️ehavior type of thing 🧐
Maybe even 🅱️ONKLE type of thing 🤔 🧐 🤔 🗿 🤔
lul
"I don't give out mu phone number" *suddenly flashbacks to mark giving the entire fxkin world his phone nubmer*
That was me 😂
I still have his number in my phone lol
@CookieGaming same lol
When?
@@Emily28373 it was 2 years ago and I think he made it for like projects only, not to actually talk to people personally
Fate worse than getting blown up by a creeper:
"They tease you with the good stuff and then they make you play Fortnite over and over again."
4:12 hardest I've laughed in a while 😂
Me too🤣
The same people who think Mark is terrified of chickens also believe that he's going to hurt Wade.
He IS going to hurt Wade.
@Keith Phaneuf
Memento Mori....
*The clock is always ticking*
I would just like to say that he could be %100 serious and we would never know
But that's the thing... We should fear chickens...
wade is a chicken in gang beasts