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  • čas přidán 21. 08. 2024
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    Video topic:
    What if United Kingdom gets every Country it wants
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    Now as you can already probably tell, My Videos are hugely inspired by my favorite youtuber Happy Earth
    i got the idea for this Video from his channel
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  • @MrGigaMind
    @MrGigaMind Před 8 měsíci +17890

    If The Austrian painter was born in Ireland:

  • @MrHistorical9
    @MrHistorical9 Před 8 měsíci +9316

    "As France doesn't take much time to surrender"
    Emotional damage 😭💔😂

    • @paulalbertlanglois
      @paulalbertlanglois Před 8 měsíci +473

      Factually untrue, but anyway

    • @bigred6978
      @bigred6978 Před 8 měsíci +159

      @@paulalbertlanglois🤓☝🏿

    • @gamingbrooriginal5586
      @gamingbrooriginal5586 Před 8 měsíci +19

      @@frenchy1348🤨

    • @nurulhudavijapurwala4936
      @nurulhudavijapurwala4936 Před 8 měsíci

      But entire UK invasion doesn't change anything , because both france and uk consume anonymous ammount of immigrants and their countries minrals and natural resources

    • @mrdelas4574
      @mrdelas4574 Před 8 měsíci +167

      Dire ça c'est sous-estmimer la France.
      Sans oublier que dés que l'un sera attaqué : Les autres interviendront déjà.
      🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷

  • @Lokimm2
    @Lokimm2 Před 3 měsíci +1021

    "As Norway is a Nato country"
    Denmark: ._.
    "As France doesn't take too much time to surrender"
    France: ._.

    • @clauspedersen3735
      @clauspedersen3735 Před 3 měsíci

      😱😱😱😱😱😱😱🌜🌛 🌛🌜😨😨😨😨😰😰😰😰😰😰😰😰😰😰😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🇩🇰

    • @darknessnight1115
      @darknessnight1115 Před 2 měsíci +7

      Lmao

    • @andrewchan1492
      @andrewchan1492 Před 2 měsíci +8

      the Uk is also a nato member so it would be harder to attack because different nato countries will try to stop the war

    • @armanelchapo9509
      @armanelchapo9509 Před 2 měsíci

      Uk probably gonna team
      Up with Russia

    • @MutuAdrian335
      @MutuAdrian335 Před měsícem +2

      ​@@andrewchan1492Yea and then the protocol tells that NATO will let them fight by themselves,not involving în the war

  • @Cringy_avocado
    @Cringy_avocado Před 4 měsíci +847

    Bro absolutely roasted France💀
    Edit: wow thanks for the free likes

    • @nttinvis
      @nttinvis Před 2 měsíci +8

      Its ironic because they have a really good military 😂

    • @Buydaa.M
      @Buydaa.M Před 2 měsíci +2

      ​@@nttinvisFrance has good military?

    • @Mr.Histo-geo
      @Mr.Histo-geo Před 2 měsíci +3

      ​@@Buydaa.M
      They have similar military as uk, so yeah france has good military.

    • @cristianealeixo7968
      @cristianealeixo7968 Před 2 měsíci +2

      "I surrender 🏳"
      - France

    • @Phryge2024JO
      @Phryge2024JO Před 2 měsíci +1

      9*​@BritishAlbanian-gh8og

  • @092_Zay
    @092_Zay Před 8 měsíci +3160

    "as france doesn't take as long to surrender"
    france: 😐

    • @user-rj6nk8zy6s
      @user-rj6nk8zy6s Před 8 měsíci +87

      They have previous though lol

    • @jeb1413
      @jeb1413 Před 8 měsíci +267

      ​@@Marvin-dg8vj Overused and unfunny joke

    • @cesruhf2605
      @cesruhf2605 Před 8 měsíci +146

      france with its nukes: 😐

    • @cesariglesias297
      @cesariglesias297 Před 7 měsíci +63

      Let see when the British fight France had happen? Yes, the French eventually won the Hundred Years' War. They fully defeated the English at the Battle of Castillon in 1453. The War of the Fifth Coalition was fought in 1809. It was fought by a coalition of the Austrian Empire and the United Kingdom against Napoleon's French Empire and Bavaria. France won the war. The Napoleonic war? Both sides get some alliance with other countries. The French became powerful very fast and conquered most of Europe but then lost quickly after the French invasion of Russia failed.
      The Napoleonic Wars ended with the Second Treaty of Paris on 20 November 1815, just after the huge Battle of Waterloo, a large battle that the French lost. But nice fantasy..

    • @user-rj6nk8zy6s
      @user-rj6nk8zy6s Před 7 měsíci +35

      ​@@cesariglesias297you're conflating England with the British in the medieval period. When England, very sensibly, brought in the help of the rest of the British Isles, we made short work of the French at every turn. France may have won a few land battles, predominantly against other mainland Europe based armies, but they certainly didn't bring us to any surrender table in 1809. We were constantly at war with them from their revolution until their double capitulations in 1814 & 1815 (except for the short lived peace of Amiens where both sides just rearmed). We were always in the fight until it was done & the French got beat.

  • @tubbeyt
    @tubbeyt Před 8 měsíci +2114

    “As Norway is a NATO country”
    Denmark: 😐

    • @JmKrokY
      @JmKrokY Před 8 měsíci +57

      UK: 😏🤑

    • @Ha-young_is_Just_Too_Fine
      @Ha-young_is_Just_Too_Fine Před 8 měsíci +11

      ​@@JmKrokYsorry but isnt that USA attitude

    • @theancientsancients1769
      @theancientsancients1769 Před 8 měsíci +6

      Lol NATO original founders are the US and UK and fund it the most

    • @tubbeyt
      @tubbeyt Před 8 měsíci +42

      @@theancientsancients1769 learn your history. NATO has a lot of founders Denmark, Norway and Iceland included.

    • @theancientsancients1769
      @theancientsancients1769 Před 8 měsíci +1

      @@tubbeyt This countries were under US British protection just out of respect were there to be included but had no military that survived Hitler

  • @Football_iranianmappingeditz
    @Football_iranianmappingeditz Před měsícem +26

    “However as Norway is a NATO country”
    SO IS THE UK

    • @Alexp89
      @Alexp89 Před 14 dny +1

      That's what I was thinking cus if NATO members go to war NATO doesn't do anything

    • @Famous_By_Preppy_Comments
      @Famous_By_Preppy_Comments Před 13 dny +1

      So, NATO would probably kick UK out

    • @landerwithknife
      @landerwithknife Před 10 dny +1

      ​@Famous_By_Preppy_Comments no they will try sort it out if not they will leave it to them

    • @Luckysheep7812
      @Luckysheep7812 Před 5 dny

      ​@@Alexp89 If a NATO member goes to war whit another NATO member 2 steps will happen
      1: trying to de escelate the situation trought diplomatic talks and ending the war
      2: all of NATO declears war on the attacker

  • @Jade-Official472
    @Jade-Official472 Před 3 měsíci +120

    "As France doesnt take too much to surrender"
    Bro roasted france 💀🗿

    • @enzolesquidX
      @enzolesquidX Před 2 měsíci +3

      😕

    • @Vive_le_Anglia
      @Vive_le_Anglia Před 4 dny +1

      The French surrendered to the Germans like cowards. There was no resistance during the occupation of France. Let's remember the 2008 exhibition "the French during the occupation", where they joyfully welcomed the Germans, as well as the Henri-Georges film "the raven" where the French wrote denunciations of their own in the Gestapo. After the war, the French sought to hide all the factors of cowardice, absurdity and active cooperation with the Germans. But the most disgusting thing is that the French made scapegoats of French women and began to massacre them, but they themselves could not protect their country from the German occupiers. It's a disgrace! Say thank you to the British and Americans for liberating your country, and it exists now. And after that, stop insulting the British and talking about "French pride."

    • @Jade-Official472
      @Jade-Official472 Před 4 dny

      @@Vive_le_Anglia They surrendered after the Fall of Paris because there were no hope. They helped with most of the Afrivan Front and I assumed you were talking about Vichy France in the scapegoat of women?

    • @Vive_le_Anglia
      @Vive_le_Anglia Před 4 dny +1

      @@Jade-Official472 No. After the liberation of Paris, the French blamed all the troubles on the women who allegedly collaborated with the Germans. There are many photos of this horror on the Internet, where French men who could not defend their homeland from the Germans mock women. First, Google "Women in France after the War."

  • @DawidKwiatkowski-oo9fn
    @DawidKwiatkowski-oo9fn Před 7 měsíci +2912

    This looks like an american trying to figure out European geopolitics 😂😂

    • @taylorhewson8995
      @taylorhewson8995 Před 7 měsíci +27

      True dat

    • @zwozoa5630
      @zwozoa5630 Před 7 měsíci +31

      ay mate ah yawr taeth busted oh shite luv gatta go to the dentist

    • @willcarr6658
      @willcarr6658 Před 7 měsíci

      ​@@zwozoa5630 shut it. Without us you'd still be in your shacks twirling rope.

    • @KusherK_
      @KusherK_ Před 7 měsíci +127

      @@zwozoa5630USA is ranked lower than England for dental hygiene, sorry little dude yeehaw 🤠

    • @waffle_general
      @waffle_general Před 7 měsíci +3

      real

  • @lurkerinvasion
    @lurkerinvasion Před 8 měsíci +4557

    USA be like: you are not allowed to do this 😠
    Uk: but there is oil and gas
    USA: Unless you share some oil ☺️

    • @xzjayq
      @xzjayq Před 8 měsíci +109

      Fair enough

    • @alfieskubala2004
      @alfieskubala2004 Před 8 měsíci +113

      Fair enough

    • @mrmimi807
      @mrmimi807 Před 8 měsíci +263

      More like:
      USA : You can't invade those country
      British : I'm going to spread the oil 50/50
      USA : DADDY

    • @nazarenogarciaarona852
      @nazarenogarciaarona852 Před 8 měsíci +50

      ​@@mrmimi807Good one

    • @PalestineBall_Editing
      @PalestineBall_Editing Před 8 měsíci +63

      @@mrmimi807 ok I get the uk is like a dad to the usa BUT DADDY OH HELL NAWWW

  • @DBNbgmsandedits82360
    @DBNbgmsandedits82360 Před 3 měsíci +75

    Austrian painter❌
    Irish farmer✅

  • @Doulliee
    @Doulliee Před 3 měsíci +13

    If an irish footballer didnt get accepted into the academy

  • @AVANTISAVOIA6739
    @AVANTISAVOIA6739 Před 8 měsíci +1137

    Bro has made the British Reich💀

    • @salazar778
      @salazar778 Před 8 měsíci

      and turkey would get the OTTOMAN REICH

    • @randomguy6152
      @randomguy6152 Před 8 měsíci +61

      in German you were always the British Reich technically as Reich means empire
      something to think about as well is the Roman Reich and Chinese Reich

    • @moritzguderian8381
      @moritzguderian8381 Před 8 měsíci +10

      Uk knew they would lose their empire after WW2. Hitler even warned them that the UK would lose its empire if it meant there was no superpower in mainland Europe.

    • @tigerland4328
      @tigerland4328 Před 8 měsíci +7

      ​​@@randomguy6152 the English word "Realm" literally means "Reich" in German. The word was used multiple times in our history. For example "the English realm"(das Englische Reich) and "the commonwealth realm"(der staatenbund Reich)

    • @gamingwitmc7041
      @gamingwitmc7041 Před 8 měsíci

      @@tigerland4328the third reich was a realm?

  • @Historicalbird
    @Historicalbird Před 8 měsíci +1395

    “ France doesn’t take that long to surrender “
    Napoleon: Bruh

    • @jojoyayathereal
      @jojoyayathereal Před 8 měsíci +16

      True

    • @christophermichaelclarence6003
      @christophermichaelclarence6003 Před 8 měsíci +132

      Our Motherland France may have surrendered in 6 weeks in June 1940.
      What if I say France took over Germany in 15 days durin the Napoleonic War
      It took 7 Coalitions to take out our French Emperor Napoleon Bonaparte. Plus, the Whole Europe was against him. So that’s really impressive from someone who being mocked for his size

    • @HKNPRC
      @HKNPRC Před 8 měsíci +16

      @@christophermichaelclarence6003 that's stupid because while the napoleonic army was about 3x or 4x the size of the holy roman empire in ww2 it was relatively balanced, not even including alliances.

    • @seicroux720
      @seicroux720 Před 8 měsíci +40

      @@HKNPRCwtf bro Napoléon faced a coalition of all the strongest country of his time. Don’t talk if you don’t know anything also in WW2 France was the strongest European country but did a big military mistake which was not defending the Belgium side (the French government thought Germany would respect Belgium neutrality but in reality they didn’t so at this very moment it was over)

    • @dpedroiigamer9326
      @dpedroiigamer9326 Před 8 měsíci +1

      ​@@christophermichaelclarence6003qw

  • @egemenberensu7388
    @egemenberensu7388 Před 2 měsíci +2

    Austraian painter👨‍🎨🇦🇹❌
    Irish painter 👨‍🎨🇮🇪✅

  • @user-nirajparsode
    @user-nirajparsode Před 3 měsíci +23

    Bro roasted entire France in next level 😅

  • @Deadeye012011
    @Deadeye012011 Před 8 měsíci +1186

    U.S : Britain why are you attacking allied countries
    UK: there's oil
    U.S : Ok say no more

    • @manu987nc7
      @manu987nc7 Před 7 měsíci +97

      US : I'll join you

    • @evanlovespenguins02
      @evanlovespenguins02 Před 7 měsíci +29

      Russia: Maybe I should join nato?
      China: No russia dont do i..
      Russia: Ok I joined
      US and UK: More Oil for us!

    • @iche9373
      @iche9373 Před 7 měsíci +2

      You confuse the 🇺🇸 USA with Dick Cheney's America from the past.

    • @johnboy1568
      @johnboy1568 Před 7 měsíci +13

      Not with Biden at the helm he would forget what the plan was 😂

    • @dungvuanh6417
      @dungvuanh6417 Před 7 měsíci +3

      @@evanlovespenguins02 joke a side, not long time a go Russia actually wanted to join Nato but USA disagree

  • @kaz4184
    @kaz4184 Před 8 měsíci +745

    Irish Painter be like:

    • @salazar778
      @salazar778 Před 8 měsíci +15

      irish*

    • @Ttt-m6b
      @Ttt-m6b Před 8 měsíci

      ​@@salazar778irish*

    • @GFP456
      @GFP456 Před 8 měsíci +24

      ​@@salazar778Because the austrian painter was not from Germany

    • @salazar778
      @salazar778 Před 8 měsíci +3

      @@GFP456 I know

    • @wildlifewonderszs
      @wildlifewonderszs Před 8 měsíci

      ​@@GFP456the irish want the uk to die

  • @HxnnyHN
    @HxnnyHN Před měsícem +5

    "France doesn't take long to surrender"
    *Napoleon is shitting in his grave rn*

  • @redgam3r211
    @redgam3r211 Před 3 měsíci +9

    Isle of Man: CAN I PLEASE JOIN YOU????
    UK: what.

  • @satyajitmaity6401
    @satyajitmaity6401 Před 6 měsíci +1830

    Maturity is when you realise that UK is also a NATO Country 💀

    • @kartikaypal9780
      @kartikaypal9780 Před 6 měsíci +30

      No brother 😂

    • @daddythedave
      @daddythedave Před 6 měsíci +8

      Damm

    • @branscombjrcharles
      @branscombjrcharles Před 6 měsíci +46

      A founding member at that

    • @jaklancaster9561
      @jaklancaster9561 Před 6 měsíci

      ​@@kartikaypal9780it really is

    • @ozzy321able
      @ozzy321able Před 6 měsíci +62

      UK is part of NATO....I don't understand the above comments. UK is England, Wales, Scotland and N.Ireland....Britain is England, Wales and Scotland.....so yes, the UK is apart of NATO and as said, was the joint founder alongside the US

  • @liukin95
    @liukin95 Před 8 měsíci +602

    I'm British and things like this don't even cross our minds let alone our wildest dreams...

    • @toffeeapples4835
      @toffeeapples4835 Před 8 měsíci +63

      Nice one mate - was worried they was on to us. Shtum

    • @sthelensson
      @sthelensson Před 8 měsíci

      India was far more juicy...who cares about these scraps in Europe?

    • @PrototypePower
      @PrototypePower Před 8 měsíci

      England has already controlled 4/5 of planet

    • @DontReadMyName9461
      @DontReadMyName9461 Před 8 měsíci +8

      And if they did, a dream it would be and a dream it would always be.

    • @user-zb8fz9tw3j
      @user-zb8fz9tw3j Před 8 měsíci +3

      Dont. Touch. A bag. Of. Tea. Reach out your hands and other little parts of your body.

  • @GaganaAbeykoon
    @GaganaAbeykoon Před 3 měsíci +26

    "As France doesn’t take too much time to surrender"
    Napoleon : There’s nothing we can do

    • @BarlasofIndus
      @BarlasofIndus Před měsícem

      Joan of Arc 💀

    • @WasanthaJayalath-wq4nw
      @WasanthaJayalath-wq4nw Před měsícem

      Underrated.මමත් ලංකාවේ

    • @Vive_le_Anglia
      @Vive_le_Anglia Před 4 dny +1

      Napoleon is the main disgrace of France, he brought nothing to France except grief and misfortune, he ruined the groans of thousands of French soldiers and a million French citizens for what? In order to lose all the conquered territories and enemies of France like Prussia became powerful powers and spanked France together with the stupid emperor in the Franco-Prussian war, we also recall the abominations of Napoleon in Jaffa During the capture of Jaffa, a mass massacre of the local population by his army took place Napoleon ordered the execution of 3,000 prisoners and civilians Napoleon is a nasty little man

  • @gazf6163
    @gazf6163 Před měsícem +7

    What the hell are you talking about?
    Wildest dreams?
    UK has no intention or desire to ever invade these countries.

  • @Fil7504
    @Fil7504 Před 6 měsíci +708

    Bro roasted the fuck out of France 💀

    • @VisotCL
      @VisotCL Před 5 měsíci +20

      The 100 years war:

    • @KyloRen-2010
      @KyloRen-2010 Před 5 měsíci +8

      Fr💀💀

    • @MarvelandStarWarsProductions
      @MarvelandStarWarsProductions Před 4 měsíci

      ​@@VisotCLww2

    • @Nguyen_cb
      @Nguyen_cb Před 4 měsíci +2

      ​@@VisotCLmeanwhile in another universe: surrender under 6 day(in WW2) and 3 month(franco-prussia maybe?)

    • @iamsiley
      @iamsiley Před 4 měsíci +1

      It's not even really super true but god damn that would hurt.

  • @Aiden-wg4pu
    @Aiden-wg4pu Před 8 měsíci +724

    “what if uk got every country it wants?”
    the entire world: becomes part of uk

    • @srspower
      @srspower Před 7 měsíci +37

      And it nearly did!

    • @tonyfairey7733
      @tonyfairey7733 Před 7 měsíci +17

      @@srspower To all aspiring empires.
      You'll find that you won't be able to maintain them.

    • @aspgo1538
      @aspgo1538 Před 7 měsíci +7

      not really@@srspower
      yeah it was very powerful, and in parts of history was most powerful empire but was not able to destroy all of its enemies

    • @adamelghalmi9771
      @adamelghalmi9771 Před 7 měsíci +1

      @@aspgo1538 way too few white people for empire

    • @srspower
      @srspower Před 7 měsíci +11

      @@aspgo1538 a third of the globe was a pretty good crack at it!

  • @wellingtonkanshimike8337
    @wellingtonkanshimike8337 Před 15 dny +1

    Every Nation the UK Wants:US,CANADA,IRELAND,EGYPT,SUDAN,SOUTH SUDAN,INDIA,PAKISTAN,BANGALADESH,ZAMBIA,AUSTRALIA,NEW ZEALAND,SYRIA,MYANMAR,

  • @Parallax-ec4ik
    @Parallax-ec4ik Před 3 měsíci +4

    Bro pulled this video out from the mcdonalds ketchup dispenser

  • @kanaric
    @kanaric Před 7 měsíci +601

    the wildest dreams of the UK is to not be involved in the continent at all, this is their wildest nightmare

    • @nicholasphipps1990
      @nicholasphipps1990 Před 7 měsíci +35

      as a Brit i completely agree it as the 7.5 trillion we had to pay to the EU because their euro is slowly bankrupting some of the countries way before the current economy situation

    • @fuzzyspackage
      @fuzzyspackage Před 7 měsíci +5

      🤣🫡🫶🇬🇧

    • @benvad9010
      @benvad9010 Před 7 měsíci

      It’s reality has always been to destabilize Europe. If Europe united from Iberia to Siberia had worked within itself it would be unstoppable.

    • @donohirst
      @donohirst Před 7 měsíci +11

      ​@@nicholasphipps1990your maths is utter tripe..

    • @justicedone3929
      @justicedone3929 Před 7 měsíci +8

      ​@@donohirst go on then

  • @rguyyy
    @rguyyy Před 7 měsíci +510

    American watching a few videos about Europe and instantly thinking about oil and gas:

  • @ifeeltheSYSTEM2000
    @ifeeltheSYSTEM2000 Před 3 měsíci +1

    Bro did France dirty💀💀

  • @Michael15590
    @Michael15590 Před 2 měsíci +1

    Everyone: Its so easy to make France surrender
    Also France: Wins the most wars in history

  • @oracle372
    @oracle372 Před 7 měsíci +545

    “what if the UK got every country it wants”
    proceeds to give the UK stuff they dont want

    • @alexb6631
      @alexb6631 Před 6 měsíci +15

      Tbf the nordic states would be pretty cool

    • @davidboydarnott417
      @davidboydarnott417 Před 6 měsíci +14

      And UK don't want other Territories. Look at the end of WW2 when we held areas only until the indigenous people were strong enough to defend their land then it was signed over back to them.

    • @alexb6631
      @alexb6631 Před 6 měsíci +25

      @@davidboydarnott417 Yeah but you're not allowed to acknowledge anything good that Britain did nowadays. Only the abhorrent parts of our history are allowed to be brought up.

    • @rickenfatania
      @rickenfatania Před 6 měsíci +4

      Don't lie of the UK government could get away with enslaving and imprisoning Ireland and its' people (again) they'd have the invasion wrapped up by before high tea. Northern Ireland still exists (and only as a province) before you disagree and remind me, what happened to their language in ROI?

    • @rickenfatania
      @rickenfatania Před 6 měsíci

      ​@@davidboydarnott417can you be more specific? Where were these indigenous people, in Europe? Who was the enemy? You're aware certain north-western states (Belgium) only exist as a buffer zone (Holland) because England didn't want Germany on the other side of the channel. Which capitulated immediately. The western front is essentially their glorified front porch & garden. It's only a collective and growing resentment towards non-whites that stopped the warring denominations of Europe beheading and displaying each other on spikes GOT style. They have no culture or purpose - the only thing their citizens do of note if leave.

  • @bigbird6039
    @bigbird6039 Před 6 měsíci +601

    As a UK citizen I believe we’re more concerned about what’s happening within our borders. Also this is a load of bollocks .

    • @opal.starss
      @opal.starss Před 6 měsíci +10

      Yeah, we’re all more concerned about the Tories and the uh attack.

    • @capastianluna8896
      @capastianluna8896 Před 6 měsíci

      I wouldn't give 2 sh*ts about invading Europe, our borders are wide open and the tory leaders using this as an advantage!
      Ever visit our country, notice how many barbershops, nail salons, heck even loco shops that sell items with even more mark up, no wonder our once great nation is no longer so great and has become grey :(

    • @michaelmcleary8566
      @michaelmcleary8566 Před 6 měsíci +13

      You are spot on but the bit about France taking no time to surrender was really funny!

    • @user-fw5pk5qp3q
      @user-fw5pk5qp3q Před 6 měsíci

      What's a bollocks?

    • @bigbird6039
      @bigbird6039 Před 6 měsíci +12

      @@user-fw5pk5qp3q Not “a bollocks” that would be bollock. Bollocks are testicles. It’s probably the most used British and Irish term for total rubbish.

  • @danduong1445
    @danduong1445 Před 4 měsíci +1

    The mistake here is thinking the French would surrender the British. They can surrender to anyone, but not the British 😂

  • @GermanGaming157
    @GermanGaming157 Před 3 měsíci +2

    “As France doesn’t take to long to surrender”
    Offensive!

  • @Angelcynn_2001
    @Angelcynn_2001 Před 7 měsíci +475

    As an Englishman, I don't hate Ireland. We are a similar people, with a very similar culture. I am sick and tired of everyone trying ruin the relationship the average English and Irish people have. We do not hate each other. MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS!!!

    • @TheLordRichard
      @TheLordRichard Před 7 měsíci +15

      It’s a joke chill out

    • @Anthony-whoop-whoop
      @Anthony-whoop-whoop Před 7 měsíci +76

      ​@@TheLordRichard He's just trying to give the Irish a false sense of security and then BAM the English attack. 😂😂

    • @sirtrollalot7762
      @sirtrollalot7762 Před 7 měsíci +2

      classic@@Anthony-whoop-whoop

    • @iche9373
      @iche9373 Před 7 měsíci

      „I don’t hate Ireland..We are similar people“
      Your statement reveals your latent XENOPHOBIC Nature, Sir .
      Because if they weren’t similar, you would hate them. Don’t you think that’s cynical?

    • @raymonddixon7603
      @raymonddixon7603 Před 7 měsíci +14

      Well said, said a spokesman for 1 million Irish people starved to death.

  • @RandomBloke007
    @RandomBloke007 Před 6 měsíci +301

    As a British person, I can confirm that literally no one in the UK wants this.

    • @Anonyomus_commenter
      @Anonyomus_commenter Před 5 měsíci

      I’d rather Norway invade us tbh

    • @bloody_heil
      @bloody_heil Před 5 měsíci +9

      Maybe William I would want though but he's in tomb for centuries😊

    • @FajarKhomza
      @FajarKhomza Před 4 měsíci +9

      I think British want all Irlandia

    • @a_3984
      @a_3984 Před 4 měsíci +8

      Uk is to weak, it doesent matter if someone in uk wants that or not

    • @abcdnb256
      @abcdnb256 Před 4 měsíci +13

      ​@@a_3984 uk isn't weak.. improve your knowledge

  • @user-ss3yu3hu8t
    @user-ss3yu3hu8t Před 8 dny +2

    You forgot Luxembourg and Iceland which are a part of nato and Denmark is also apart of nato

  • @doudou9097
    @doudou9097 Před 2 měsíci +2

    FRANCE NEVER SURRENDERS 🇨🇵🇨🇵🇨🇵🐓🥖🥖🥐🥐🥐

    • @OoVECTORMANoO
      @OoVECTORMANoO Před 2 měsíci

      So world war 2 never happened then? You know that great big war when France surrendered to the Germans without a singal shot being fired and everyone else had come fight their war for them??

  • @connorbeckwith1026
    @connorbeckwith1026 Před 7 měsíci +640

    The king: How did our plans get leaked?
    The PM: don’t you use nord vpn?

    • @dotaultimate6607
      @dotaultimate6607 Před 7 měsíci +33

      Stop man i miss oversimplified video😢

    • @connorbeckwith1026
      @connorbeckwith1026 Před 7 měsíci

      @@dotaultimate6607 same bro. Same

    • @dWFnZWVr
      @dWFnZWVr Před 7 měsíci +16

      Class comment: not only are you referencing oversimplified but NordVPN also experienced a data breach. So either way, the plans are getting leaked 👏.

    • @2244UnknownPerson
      @2244UnknownPerson Před 7 měsíci

      Yeah our favourite oversimplified ​@@dotaultimate6607

    • @opensource32
      @opensource32 Před 7 měsíci +9

      Oversimplified ❤❤

  • @Reptilian54
    @Reptilian54 Před 8 měsíci +267

    Who let this man cook
    Never let this man cook again

  • @Xx28Royal90xX
    @Xx28Royal90xX Před 4 měsíci +3

    Uk: I’m gonna go for NATO
    NATO: OOOOOF!!
    Iceland: I can’t believe I’m still alive! I can’t believe I’m still protected!

  • @meddahi2999
    @meddahi2999 Před měsícem +1

    "France doesn't take much Time to surrender" Also France: had the first revolution and more

  • @fatseal4438
    @fatseal4438 Před 8 měsíci +50

    Bro graduated from a ketchup bottle

  • @waldorfmcvitty4854
    @waldorfmcvitty4854 Před 7 měsíci +233

    Do you make actual money from this garbage?

    • @hominohobilolihonmobonilolfukk
      @hominohobilolihonmobonilolfukk Před 7 měsíci +11

      he makes more money in a month than you're whole family makes in a year lol

    • @beanargrowers
      @beanargrowers Před 7 měsíci

      @@hominohobilolihonmobonilolfukk do you not understand how little money shorts earn for a creator, yt not only gives u little money, but only pays u whenever they feel like it

    • @iche9373
      @iche9373 Před 7 měsíci

      Well, he is creating Imperial porn phantasy for UK Fanboys.

    • @drin2949
      @drin2949 Před 7 měsíci

      ⁠@@hominohobilolihonmobonilolfukk 💀 he makes 500k or sum ?

    • @aspgo1538
      @aspgo1538 Před 7 měsíci

      youtube pays 0.03$ on average for each 1000 views. so a video with 2m views just make 30$@@hominohobilolihonmobonilolfukk

  • @MXG100
    @MXG100 Před 21 dnem +1

    "As France doesn't take too much time to surrender"
    Me:offence taken

  • @user-THE_RAMPAGE
    @user-THE_RAMPAGE Před měsícem

    I like the cute emoji . It really brings out the way people from UK smile😂

  • @skepticalwhiteguy
    @skepticalwhiteguy Před 7 měsíci +17

    This is such an American point of view.... the UK doesn't want any of this. We aren't American and our days of colonisation and world domination arw LONG GONE.... and most of us are more than happy with that.

    • @sirwilhelm1
      @sirwilhelm1 Před 7 měsíci +1

      I agree

    • @alexb6631
      @alexb6631 Před 6 měsíci +4

      True, even northern Ireland is kind of a take it or leave it deal. It's down to what the people who live there want really.

    • @pipedgolf4634
      @pipedgolf4634 Před 6 měsíci

      @@alexb6631Northern Ireland is a heap of shit nothing but a leach to the uk. They can’t give it back to Ireland or there will be another war. I guarantee England does not want Northern Ireland anymore

    • @RS__7
      @RS__7 Před 6 měsíci

      Britain should definitely take Ireland Norway Denmark Netherlands and Belgium they all speak English anyway nothing would change for them...
      France would be harder but UK could definitely annex Northern France and then with all the extra man power from Holland Norway Denmark and Ireland you could conquer the whole of France 😀

    • @pipedgolf4634
      @pipedgolf4634 Před 6 měsíci

      @@RS__7 they tried to take Ireland for hundreds of years and failed 😂😂 England can’t do fuck all anymore

  • @charlesdaines7993
    @charlesdaines7993 Před 8 měsíci +339

    Apparently every youtuber ever: The UK and Ireland want to kill eachother so much!
    Actual Irish UK relations: We beat you at rugby lol

    • @nanana-og6bb
      @nanana-og6bb Před 8 měsíci +16

      They just projecting their hate into others atp.

    • @crusitadewiwahyuni446
      @crusitadewiwahyuni446 Před 8 měsíci +4

      How about Scotland ? I heard that some Scottish people don't like the UK and want independence from the UK

    • @charlesdaines7993
      @charlesdaines7993 Před 8 měsíci +13

      @kaiserreich1859 it's like 47% so not a majority of the people that would vote, plus that's different from hating the English

    • @inferstrike3544
      @inferstrike3544 Před 8 měsíci +1

      @@crusitadewiwahyuni446 Yep they do

    • @RochefortTrappist
      @RochefortTrappist Před 8 měsíci +45

      @@crusitadewiwahyuni446 I am Irish and the Scottish independence movement make me laugh, as they want independence from the UK, just to become a vassal state to the EU and lose all its Independent rights it would have just gained 😂

  • @Seth-xg9tk
    @Seth-xg9tk Před 15 dny +1

    People from uk 👇

  • @user-of6yp8md4q
    @user-of6yp8md4q Před 3 měsíci +1

    Pls do Sweden gets all it Wants 😊

  • @ammonalldredge3495
    @ammonalldredge3495 Před 8 měsíci +73

    Man, Winston Churchill going crazy lately 💀

    • @crusitadewiwahyuni446
      @crusitadewiwahyuni446 Před 8 měsíci +5

      Lol. He is really crazy. But his cruelty is not told in history

    • @TotallyAgreeYes
      @TotallyAgreeYes Před 7 měsíci

      ​@@crusitadewiwahyuni446his cruelty is always taught in history.

    • @Whoami691
      @Whoami691 Před 7 měsíci +1

      @@crusitadewiwahyuni446 LOL, yea, the guy he was fighting was a bloody saint, right?

    • @dennisgoatimer1079
      @dennisgoatimer1079 Před 7 měsíci

      ​@@crusitadewiwahyuni446what a joke of a comment but I suppose you don't mind about the pedo known as Gandhi

    • @DingleDangle66
      @DingleDangle66 Před 7 měsíci

      @@crusitadewiwahyuni446Alright nazi.

  • @sebastien4908
    @sebastien4908 Před 8 měsíci +47

    That roast on France though

    • @edis0088
      @edis0088 Před 8 měsíci +14

      Its actually wrong. France has historically had some of the bravest and most resillient armies
      Edit: if you now comment 🤓, you are the reason humanity is a failure. You stop the spread of information.

    • @theascendunt9960
      @theascendunt9960 Před 8 měsíci

      It's also funny to uninformed dweebs who haven't picked up a history book. France has been the most successful in wars in Europe historically.

    • @Xavierleroux1971
      @Xavierleroux1971 Před 8 měsíci +6

      @@edis0088based 🗿

    • @Mewhaid
      @Mewhaid Před 8 měsíci +1

      ​@@edis0088🤓

    • @Mewhaid
      @Mewhaid Před 8 měsíci +1

      ​@@edis0088it was referencing world war 2 France

  • @StefanosDimos-sk9qs
    @StefanosDimos-sk9qs Před 3 dny

    France: Im a joke to you
    Britain:ye-
    France:SUHT UP

  • @Frostydog1793
    @Frostydog1793 Před 2 měsíci +3

    NATO doesn’t involve itself in conflicts between members, so Norway would be on it’s own

  • @ArkayaStudios
    @ArkayaStudios Před 8 měsíci +35

    This is not what the UK government nor its people want.

    • @reeceballantyne9497
      @reeceballantyne9497 Před 7 měsíci +13

      As a Brit, long live the empire

    • @johnthompson457
      @johnthompson457 Před 7 měsíci +1

      We definitely need a buffer zone between ourselves and NATO. I’m all for the plan. Don’t need to invade though, just make some cheap package holidays to the relevant countries and we they will fall in a few weeks.

    • @clavichord
      @clavichord Před 7 měsíci +1

      Indeed... they want world empire, including Mars and Venus

    • @mrcaboosevg6089
      @mrcaboosevg6089 Před 7 měsíci +2

      @@reeceballantyne9497 The Empire was never mainland Europe. We spent 300 years thoroughly avoiding any conflict in Europe

    • @mentalsquid0
      @mentalsquid0 Před 7 měsíci +1

      @@johnthompson457 why do we need a buffer zone between us and nato? we are one of the founding members of nato...

  • @user-zp4jc9xn1z
    @user-zp4jc9xn1z Před 6 měsíci +41

    France just got violated 😂

  • @Babymcbabyface
    @Babymcbabyface Před dnem

    As a Brit this is correct however grace would be invaded earlier and anywhere with more tea would be invaded too

  • @Reddeadsandwich
    @Reddeadsandwich Před měsícem

    UK: *Goes to war with NATO*
    USA: *Staring at the UK with an AR15 in the background*

  • @user-nv5ve9ld7t
    @user-nv5ve9ld7t Před 4 měsíci +78

    France: had medieval kingdoms that ruled across Europe, formed the bulk of the Crusades so much that the Muslims called all Europeans, Franks, and of course there’s Napoleon
    France: also lost one war
    I love how they’re only known for the latter since it’s the most recent… poor France😂

    • @dodorus966
      @dodorus966 Před 3 měsíci +1

      In that one war, France even lost, and then won!

    • @ultravioletsus
      @ultravioletsus Před 3 měsíci +1

      ​@@dodorus966oh boy they didn't win. Their victory count as a victory as much as the one of Republic of Italy would.

    • @dodorus966
      @dodorus966 Před 3 měsíci

      ​@@ultravioletsus Why? Because their military contribution was lesser than that of other allies? Yet we still list the US among the victors of both WW.
      en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_War_II, see "victors of the war"

    • @ultravioletsus
      @ultravioletsus Před 3 měsíci

      @@dodorus966 We also take into account that US didn't raise the white flag 6 weeks after their baptism with fire against Germans in Europe. Less war contribution is something, capitulation and becoming a puppet and having less war contribution due to that is a completely different thing.

    • @dodorus966
      @dodorus966 Před 3 měsíci +3

      ​@@ultravioletsus France's first war with Germany wasn't WW2. Notably, right before that, she had won WW1.
      Meanwhile, all the US ever did during a WW is arriving late, once another country has essentially already won the war. The US hid in that way behind France in WW1 and the USSR in WW2.
      Never losing is easy when you only pick winning sides after the deed.
      But I guess that's just the rules of the game, no matter how petty.
      And thus, France is added to the victors of WW2, and the US to that of WW1 and WW2, though those who actually fought and won them remain France and the USSR.

  • @FORREST_X
    @FORREST_X Před 7 měsíci +52

    Uk: *invade France*
    1 second later....
    “Why I hear explosion in London”
    “Why I hear Napoleon Song in Paris”

    • @yotubehub9063
      @yotubehub9063 Před 6 měsíci +2

      Where was napoleon when h was tak pictures in paris

    • @christophermichaelclarence6003
      @christophermichaelclarence6003 Před 6 měsíci +6

      Duke of Wellington beat the Army of Napoleon Bonaparte in the Battle of Waterloo 1815
      So Rule Britannia 💪🇬🇧🟥👑💂🐴🚢👊

    • @Totomy2011
      @Totomy2011 Před 5 měsíci +1

      @@christophermichaelclarence6003Ah yes after the British finally decided to do something when Napoleon destroyed the rest of Europe

    • @KygoCalvinHarris-xu4kv
      @KygoCalvinHarris-xu4kv Před 5 měsíci

      1066

    • @KygoCalvinHarris-xu4kv
      @KygoCalvinHarris-xu4kv Před 5 měsíci

      ​@@christophermichaelclarence6003even in music and sports and literature 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🙏🏻

  • @Ilovefootball11-o8n
    @Ilovefootball11-o8n Před 2 měsíci +1

    Dude has to be the one who starts all the wars because of these invasion videos.

  • @pugg-leader
    @pugg-leader Před 4 měsíci

    Thanks for the advice

  • @leoprime3046
    @leoprime3046 Před 8 měsíci +39

    "a bufferzone between them and nato"
    Spain and Portugal being out of the bufferzone along with the US

  • @rambleswolf
    @rambleswolf Před 7 měsíci +55

    I'm English, and even _I'm_ gonna say you did France dirty with that comment. We fought a 116-year-long war against them in the Middle Ages; they really don't surrender very easily 😂

    • @randomlygeneratedname7171
      @randomlygeneratedname7171 Před 7 měsíci +3

      To be precise France was having a civil war with itself since the noble of normandy in France some reason had a kindom in Britain as their property in the war to become King of France. I know this makes no sense.

    • @Polskie573
      @Polskie573 Před 7 měsíci

      France won too

    • @AxR558
      @AxR558 Před 7 měsíci +4

      We got ludicrously close to becoming the "Franco-British Union" in 1940. It'd be interesting to see how different things would have turned out if it had happened.

    • @bertiescunsbutch9323
      @bertiescunsbutch9323 Před 7 měsíci

      You're right it doesn't.

    • @filipsolberg2530
      @filipsolberg2530 Před 7 měsíci

      What utter rubbish

  • @user-zm3yi1od8s
    @user-zm3yi1od8s Před 2 dny +1

    Bring back the british empire

  • @Domi20176
    @Domi20176 Před 2 dny

    Germany if uk even touches their land:🇩🇪🙋‍♂️

  • @failsafethehistorynerd
    @failsafethehistorynerd Před 7 měsíci +39

    "france doesnt take long to surrender"
    France who legitimately destroyed essentially all of Europe in the Napoleonic wars, along with taking Moscow, and having 109 military victories

    • @sarumano884
      @sarumano884 Před 7 měsíci +8

      France didn't take Moscow. France got within sight of Moscow at Borodino and turned back.

    • @failsafethehistorynerd
      @failsafethehistorynerd Před 7 měsíci +3

      @@sarumano884 The Russians adopted a Fabian strategy, executing a prolonged withdrawal that largely denied Napoleon a conclusive battle. Although the French ultimately captured Moscow, they could not hold the city in the face of a looming winter.

    • @sarumano884
      @sarumano884 Před 7 měsíci

      @@failsafethehistorynerd I'd have put down Borodino as a pretty conclusive battle. The histories I read concur with the deliberate Russian withdrawal, but I read that Boney got within sight of Moscow, never 'took' it and had to withdraw as his men were too disorganised for another battle on the Borodino scale.

    • @k.v.7681
      @k.v.7681 Před 7 měsíci +1

      @@sarumano884 Borodino was gigantic in scale and exsanguinated both armies, but it was essentially a stalemate. Both armies were exhausted and had nothing to show for it. Just because the action is massive doesn't mean the conclusion is decisive. And Moscow WAS taken. Without opposition.They didn't hold it because sabotage caused the city to burn. Napoleon started the evacuation plans from a room in the Kremlin at the heart of the city, not because he was too disorganized for battle, but because the place was a burning death trap. It lead to an overall withdrawal from the country due to a lack of key infrastructure (since the city burned), preventing the establishment of winter quarters. It is afterwards that order collapsed in the withdrawal due to winter conditions allowing Russians to take advantage of guerrilla tactics, harassing columns of men who were poorly fed because supply lines had collapsed and the usual foraging the corps system relied upon in those situations was impossible.

    • @hunterthornton9609
      @hunterthornton9609 Před 6 měsíci +2

      Say something positive about Frances “military prowess” within the last 100 years, I’ll wait

  • @Par779ker
    @Par779ker Před 8 měsíci +39

    I like apples

  • @MSMjnr
    @MSMjnr Před měsícem

    "France doesn't take to much time to surrender".... Damn that's cold man like that's really cold

  • @Northern_Ireland
    @Northern_Ireland Před 3 dny

    Has France doesn’t take that long to surrender
    France in the 100 years war : are you fucking serious?

  • @munkfish101
    @munkfish101 Před 6 měsíci +81

    Only an American could come up with this crap 🙄🤣🤣

    • @katman734
      @katman734 Před 6 měsíci

      Shsh, Americans don't realize we're turning into a 3rd world country.

    • @Kwodzi
      @Kwodzi Před 6 měsíci +1

      fr😂

    • @Masked_One_1316
      @Masked_One_1316 Před 6 měsíci +1

      yeah they think we'd do it for oil... nah we just extended our museums and don't have enough item... yet XDDD

    • @gregory-i6e
      @gregory-i6e Před 5 měsíci

      😂😂

    • @PolandPro249
      @PolandPro249 Před 4 měsíci +3

      I'm an American myself and i don't even agree with this

  • @Abrar_Rahman_Nafim
    @Abrar_Rahman_Nafim Před 8 měsíci +71

    Austrian Painter Left The Chat
    Irish Painter Join The Chat

    • @PikachuZX7
      @PikachuZX7 Před 8 měsíci

      Pxalxestixne Texxorist

    • @robharris8844U
      @robharris8844U Před 8 měsíci +1

      English painter whitewashes the others and scribbles Banksy on all them 😅

  • @nubiarodriguez9967
    @nubiarodriguez9967 Před 3 měsíci

    Painter austrian🇦🇹 ❌ 👨‍🎨
    Painter Ireland 🇮🇪 ✅ 🧑‍🎨
    Omg , Mom I have 10 likes !😢

  • @timholder6825
    @timholder6825 Před měsícem

    Britain has not entertained the idea of European conquest/dominance/hegemony in any form since the middle of the 15th century. We are a maritime nation, our imperial ambitions were much broader than tangling and bogging down in the endless wars on the continent...against powerful contemporaries, with no guarantees of success.

  • @KushagraAitha
    @KushagraAitha Před 8 měsíci +225

    France will easily surrender
    French nuclear bombs: Let me introduce myself

    • @diegorodrigovelasquezmeniz8026
      @diegorodrigovelasquezmeniz8026 Před 8 měsíci +30

      Bombs??? Don't You have the gutts to fight... that's why french women are datting with muslims and sub-saharians who speaks French, The african language.

    • @sosig8347
      @sosig8347 Před 8 měsíci +14

      ​@@diegorodrigovelasquezmeniz8026Putain, qui a demandé 😂?

    • @newton6936
      @newton6936 Před 8 měsíci +6

      ​@@diegorodrigovelasquezmeniz8026what has this comment got to do with nukes? Yes sub saharan gene is properly the strongest, what are you on?

    • @mrsillytacos
      @mrsillytacos Před 8 měsíci

      ​@@diegorodrigovelasquezmeniz8026 ok racist

    • @user-ml1ow7nk8i
      @user-ml1ow7nk8i Před 8 měsíci +4

      @@diegorodrigovelasquezmeniz8026. this man has another sense of logic.

  • @CinnamonVROffical
    @CinnamonVROffical Před 5 měsíci +19

    "Giving Him All The Juicy Oil And Gas"
    Ayo what 💀

  • @Titouharoun
    @Titouharoun Před 4 měsíci +1

    Do what if Algerie get whatever country he wants pls🇩🇿❤️❤️

  • @shah433
    @shah433 Před 23 dny

    yes uk is gonna getall the country i kive in uk🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧 😊😊😊😊😊 who lives in uk
    👇im lonly😢.

  • @GavinWilkins-kg2yu
    @GavinWilkins-kg2yu Před 7 měsíci +191

    France takes long to surrender
    100 years war:😐

    • @ReeceRJD
      @ReeceRJD Před 7 měsíci +5

      I doubt it.

    • @ytevysbhtb
      @ytevysbhtb Před 7 měsíci +26

      Those who seriously thought that are idiots who never opened an history book in their life. France has the biggest victory ratio in the world, fact

    • @ReeceRJD
      @ReeceRJD Před 7 měsíci +4

      @@ytevysbhtb how about their most recent invasion by the Nazis?

    • @ytevysbhtb
      @ytevysbhtb Před 7 měsíci +14

      @@ReeceRJD did you know history didn't start at WW2 ?? 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

    • @ReeceRJD
      @ReeceRJD Před 7 měsíci +7

      @@ytevysbhtb did you know there's more to eat than frogs and snails?

  • @CONSTANTINEXI63
    @CONSTANTINEXI63 Před 6 měsíci +21

    The French surrendered in one war, they were fierce in every other war

    • @StandardGoose
      @StandardGoose Před 5 měsíci +3

      Yes, but the one they surrendered in was the one that really mattered. It was pretty important that France not surrender.

    • @gkfkfidj
      @gkfkfidj Před 5 měsíci +4

      The german military was a force of nature at that time,no one would have beaten that invasion, britian is lucky it was an island.@@StandardGoose

    • @Alguienmasenyoutube45
      @Alguienmasenyoutube45 Před 4 měsíci

      ​@@gkfkfidjOnly the allies could resist

    • @sanji5856
      @sanji5856 Před 3 měsíci +1

      ​​@@StandardGoose so you're saying they should have sacrificed their entire population ?
      + half of France resisted and fought against the germans until France complete liberation

  • @DukeofDenmark2
    @DukeofDenmark2 Před 4 měsíci +1

    Denmark is also a NATO country

  • @johnmurray4133
    @johnmurray4133 Před 17 dny

    2 things
    Part of the nato agreement is that if two countries in nato go to war, nato should only try peace options and not attack.
    If any country got every country they wanted, every country would get the whole planet

  • @Andrew-is7rs
    @Andrew-is7rs Před 7 měsíci +67

    ‘France doesn’t take too much time to surrender’
    😂😂😂😂😂👍🇬🇧

    • @ommsterlitz1805
      @ommsterlitz1805 Před 6 měsíci +18

      France literally kicking the teethIess brits again and again out of Europe for centuries making them suffer their first Brexit by a teenage girl after the hundred years war 😅
      Even better🏳️white flag became a symbol of surrender in teethIess brits minds as well as their greasy murican colonies as this flag 🏳️ was the flag of France army for centuries and it was the only flag they knew to hold when defeated to show they once again surrendered to France.
      🏳️the white flag of France, is still to this day a symbol of surrendering in the teethIess brits minds and their colonies as this flag represent the countless times they lost to the Kingdom of France since the hundred years war to the Revolution and it was this flag that kicked them out of Europe for their first Brexit and the same flag that kicked them out of the USA.
      That's also why France is the country with the most victories in the world and why english language is 50% French words, as well as the motto of the Uk when they became France first colony in 1066 : "HONI SOI QUI MAL Y PENSE"

    • @Andrew-is7rs
      @Andrew-is7rs Před 6 měsíci

      @@ommsterlitz1805
      A village idiot has joined the group everyone, but not just any village idiot, this one is the most famous of all the idiots….
      This one is the idiot fir the whole of France!!
      Imagine how lucky we are knowing that the idiot for the whole of France is here … talking!!
      Amazing

    • @stigkrakpants3052
      @stigkrakpants3052 Před 6 měsíci

      haha the frogs so angry @@ommsterlitz1805 France a country who speaks an imported italian language, doesn't know whether she is Frank or gaul or latino or arab, today muslimes now burn down paris and macron laughs at the destruction he has brought haha

    • @ddoubleg
      @ddoubleg Před 6 měsíci +17

      @@ommsterlitz1805bro is so mad he wrote a whole essay 🤣 cope little kid.

    • @ddoubleg
      @ddoubleg Před 6 měsíci

      @@ommsterlitz1805literally none of your comment makes sense or is true 🤣 cope harder little kid 🤣.

  • @Hrodn
    @Hrodn Před 5 měsíci +4

    The UK has already had every country it wanted. When they no longer wanted them, it gave them back.

  • @PLANDerLinde99
    @PLANDerLinde99 Před 25 dny

    "France doesn't take much time to surrender"
    France in WW1 and 2 when the Germans attacked: "Sacre bleu! Germans have set foot in France, Wave the white flag!"

  • @wendellguy5269
    @wendellguy5269 Před 11 dny

    Isle of Man: mmm yes
    Switzerland: not this shit again

  • @sedatmehmed4371
    @sedatmehmed4371 Před 8 měsíci +56

    People always judge France by its performance in WW2. 20 years prior to that France didn't surrender at all and had the bulk of fights in their territory and that's always overlooked. It is easy to judge but French decided it is not worth to send millions of their best men to death trying to overpower Germans when they were in their best condition and return to the fight when odds are better. And let's not start talking about France's prior military achievements. France was and still is a major land superpower. WW2 for France was a flop because of the mistakes of high command.
    And while in the topic - UK didn't surrender because for them there wasn't really that much of existential threat by not surrendering. Germans couldn't reach them because of Royal Navy but UK surrendering would lose too much - they probably would have to give up their colonies or at least a major chunk of them. They would lose influence in Europe etc all of this is very significant for a relatively small island country

    • @Nooby69
      @Nooby69 Před 8 měsíci +6

      For gods sake it's a joke

    • @amaurycap8034
      @amaurycap8034 Před 8 měsíci +25

      @@Nooby69 well this joke was just overused for saying something which is wrong and not even funny

    • @AD-ry7br
      @AD-ry7br Před 8 měsíci +16

      ​@@Nooby69
      This joke is at best overused but in reality extremely offensive. France was truly devastated by WW1. It's understandable that a country would not want to send so many of their young men to their death once again and so soon when they really wanted 14-18 to be the last great war. The morale just was not there from the beginning.

    • @nanana-og6bb
      @nanana-og6bb Před 8 měsíci +6

      ​​@@AD-ry7brI get countries like Germany, England or Spain making "fun" of that since they were true imperialist countries but USA? The only war that army won without help was Granada, Panama and a random Island I don't even remember the name.

    • @D4rthfurious
      @D4rthfurious Před 8 měsíci +2

      Italy has the same problem my friend

  • @matthewsu777
    @matthewsu777 Před 8 měsíci +105

    France is embarrassed again! 😂😂😂

    • @anthonyluccini1015
      @anthonyluccini1015 Před 8 měsíci +20

      American idiocracy humiliates itself.
      When you hear that you know you have the intellectual ascendancy

    • @diegorodrigovelasquezmeniz8026
      @diegorodrigovelasquezmeniz8026 Před 8 měsíci +1

      Like always

    • @christophermichaelclarence6003
      @christophermichaelclarence6003 Před 8 měsíci +22

      Not funny. France has the most military victories and helped the Americans for their independance.

    • @Mewhaid
      @Mewhaid Před 8 měsíci +1

      ​@@christophermichaelclarence6003bro can't handle a joke

    • @jeb1413
      @jeb1413 Před 8 měsíci +4

      ​@@Mewhaid bro cant handle an overused and unfunny joke* you cant handle too

  • @obsessionboyrustDinRomania

    luxembourg: i only have two neighbours

  • @nofearofwater
    @nofearofwater Před měsícem

    Previous reel: Billie Eillish Next reel: So here’s 4 easy steps on how Britain becomes a superpower

  • @tonyfairey7733
    @tonyfairey7733 Před 8 měsíci +126

    As a Brit, I can categorically say this is bollox. It's we that are being invaded.

    • @raymonddixon7603
      @raymonddixon7603 Před 7 měsíci +13

      Well that's a turn for the books after 500 years of imperialism.

    • @tonyfairey7733
      @tonyfairey7733 Před 7 měsíci +4

      @@raymonddixon7603 We ought to have learned, it's the law of the jungle.
      You let your guard down, you get invaded.
      Especially when the imperialists hold the gates open.

    • @randomaccount-dq1jq
      @randomaccount-dq1jq Před 7 měsíci +1

      ​@raymonddixon7603 You do know the start of the British expansion was after years of constant Spanish and French invasions don't you ?
      If anything it's all Frances fault Britain was forced to look for resources to be able to afford to constantly keep the French at bay and we did the world a favour stopping France from invading them all 😂.

    • @tonyfairey7733
      @tonyfairey7733 Před 7 měsíci

      @@randomaccount-dq1jq and still is.

    • @raymonddixon7603
      @raymonddixon7603 Před 7 měsíci

      @@randomaccount-dq1jq Unfortunately you did not include us that favour!!!

  • @Red-jn4sd
    @Red-jn4sd Před 8 měsíci +100

    He has made this wildest dream video for Russia Germany and US
    This one is the most unrealistic

    • @thomasherrin6798
      @thomasherrin6798 Před 8 měsíci +11

      Yes we wouldn't stop once started!?!

    • @Iikkxx35567
      @Iikkxx35567 Před 8 měsíci

      Germany, Russia and France are even unrealistic what's your point

    • @freddiemaybanks7791
      @freddiemaybanks7791 Před 8 měsíci

      @@thomasherrin6798all you do is speak the truth

  • @The_British_Kid_Shorts
    @The_British_Kid_Shorts Před měsícem

    Omg thank you for the idea

  • @eyelesshunter685
    @eyelesshunter685 Před měsícem

    Buffer from NATO.
    Spain and Portugal: "Ahem"

  • @_XPXI
    @_XPXI Před 7 měsíci +12

    🥱 Light work. 🇬🇧🇬🇧

    • @SmilingFishingRod-eb8cl
      @SmilingFishingRod-eb8cl Před 6 měsíci

      Light work 😂😂😂 Tell that to the Americans who saved your ass big time! You lot have only got weaker since 😂

    • @gamingedition5165
      @gamingedition5165 Před 6 měsíci

      Yeah totally with only about 100k active troops lol.

    • @erdunno1681
      @erdunno1681 Před 6 měsíci +1

      @@gamingedition5165 Brit here, way worse than that in reality, majority of those servicemen arent combat roles, actual ready to deploy combat troops sit at about 30,000 lmao

  • @benitoMusolini512
    @benitoMusolini512 Před 8 měsíci +46

    As a person from Uk i can confirm i aint fighting for this cause
    I dont think anyone wants this

    • @PrototypePower
      @PrototypePower Před 8 měsíci +5

      What do you think about your indian prime minister ? 😂😂😂

    • @salazar778
      @salazar778 Před 8 měsíci +7

      shame on you! territorial expansion is our greatest objective and is what we fought for fir centuries

    • @PrototypePower
      @PrototypePower Před 8 měsíci +4

      @@salazar778 indian prime minister 😂😂😂

    • @salazar778
      @salazar778 Před 8 měsíci +7

      @@PrototypePower British Raj * prime minister

    • @PrototypePower
      @PrototypePower Před 8 měsíci

      @@salazar778 jimi jimi aajaa aajaa 😂😂😂

  • @BrawlFighterz
    @BrawlFighterz Před 3 měsíci +1

    Usa: brother why are you doing this
    Uk: i wanna be like you...

  • @ZulquarPlays0207
    @ZulquarPlays0207 Před 2 měsíci +1

    UK has lived their dream life for hundreds of years, now let them rest😂