Tyler Cassidy - Chris Hemsworth
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- čas přidán 21. 01. 2020
- Update: This song is a joke. My wife doesn’t want Chris Hemsworth. We were talking about celebrity crushes when we first started talking years ago and she said he was her teenage celebrity crush. This song was made to be comedic and give her a laugh. Don’t take everything so seriously and start name calling. None of it is true. It seems crazy I have to explain this but after reading comments felt like I had to.
Tyler is the guy Chris Hemsworth's wife tells him not to worry about.
EXACTLY! He’s smoking 🔥🔥🔥
They should swap girls
Twitter. do it!
Little does my husband know I've had a crush on Tyler since he was Krispy Kreme... and I am still here like 😍😍😍😍👌👌👌👌
Beyoncé thinks he is cute too
This dude has been underrated for the past decade. Someone sign this man
I really hope Chris Hemsworth see this one day.
How could he not.
he probably did already. I'm sure someone tagged him 😆
Hard to believe this guy has 400 scars and 400 guitars.
True, it’s much more believable that he has 400 cars… lol
also 400 mouses and 400 houses
Yes!!!!!!!!
@@chancerogers34 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@georgegonzalez2253 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
FINALLY, THE SAVIOR HAS RETURNED AND HIS HAIR IS SLAPPIN!
Imagine paying for your kid's voice and piano lessons for years and they make music like this. Tbh I'd give my son a crisp high five!
Hell yeah
*a Krispy high five
I'd be so proud.
@@devinlehman1650 Krisp*
Worth every penny.
“So we’ll just go be gay..” 😂
Hemsworth is for sure, blasting this in the gym.
Legend has it that Froggy Fresh hearts the comments when he logs on to Tyler’s channel. 🤷♂️
Wait hes froggy fresh!
@@nylist5762 or is he krisy kreme
@@nylist5762 yep, good guy shoes, an og youtuber
🤣🤣
SHIT I THOUGHT THIS WAS FROGGY FRESH THATS AMAZING he grew up to still be awesome
My ex drooled over Chris Hemsworth. That's why she's my ex. I have hella friends girl lmao.
I have a feeling this guy doesn't know how insanely talented he is.
His friends do 😂
Look up give a ni**** a break by him if you think that.
@@PanceaOfSolomonit confirms it
@@kealohv no shit Sherlock
He says they sleeping on him meaning he knows
This man puts me in a good mood everytime. Fucking legend
Somehow this HAS to get to Chris Hemsworth god damnit.
Hell yesss
This...
Please baby Jesus I need Thor to hear this. Tell that sexy asshat...
How do we tag him?!?!
@@garretthampton1451 twitter?
Lyrics:
She told me she don’t love me,
don’t love me anymore.
Told me that the spark’s gone,
she told me that she’s bored.
But tell me what the hell, girl,
am I supposed to do?
When you don’t give a damn, girl,
I’m stuck here loving you.
You know I tried my bestest.
You know I worked so hard.
But you just want Chris Hemsworth
to hold you in his arms.
But you can tell Chris Hemsworth
to go and fuck himself.
Yeah, tell that sexy asshat
that he can go to HeeEEeEeLL!
My girl don’t wanna fuck me,
but I think that’s okay
‘cuz I got hella friends, girl,
so we’ll just go be gay.
Yeah, I got boys who love me,
boys who love me right,
and they gon’ make me feel good
every single night!
My girl don’t wanna fuck me,
but I think that’s okay
‘cuz I got hella friends, girl,
so we’ll just go be gay.
Yeah, I got boys who love me,
boys who love me right,
and they gon’ make me feel good
every single night!
She wants me to do pushups
until my face is blue.
Thor, you fucking asshole,
she wants me to look like you!
But don’t you understand, bitch,
I’m only 5 foot tall?
Standing on my tip-toes,
I only come up to his balls!
I’m not a damn Avenger.
I’m only worth 10 grand,
and I don’t walk around
with a fucking hammer in myyYY hand!
Seems the more I try, girl,
the more you love me less.
Though, I’ll just call my boyfriends
and we’ll just go have sex.
My girl don’t wanna fuck me,
but I think that’s okay
‘cuz I got hella friends, girl,
so we’ll just go be gay.
And I got boys who love me,
boys who love me right,
and they gon’ make me feel good
every single night!
My girl don’t wanna fuck me,
but I think that’s okay
‘cuz I got hella friends, girl,
so we’ll just go be gay.
Yeah, I got boys who love me,
boys who love me right,
and they gon’ make me feel good
every single night…
My wife don’t wanna FUCK ME
FUCK ME
FUCK ME
FUCK ME
My wife don’t wanna FUCK ME
FUCK ME
FUCK ME
FUCK ME
My wife don’t wanna FUCK ME
FUCK ME
FUCK ME
FUCK ME
My wife don’t wanna FUCK ME
I’m walking around in boner town,
and my wife don’t give a damn,
and I’m trying real hard every day to look more like Chris Hemsworth.
But he’s tall and blond,
and I’m short and brunet,
and I don’t make a billion dollars an hour.
I hate you, Chris Hemsworth.
You fucking ruined my marriage!
Fuck you, Chris Hemsworth!
Fuck you, Chris Hemsworth!
Fuck you, Chris Hemsworth!
I hate you, Chris Hemsworth!
Fuck you, Chris Hemsworth!
Fuck you, Chris Hemsworth!
Fuck you, Chris Hemsworth!
I hate you, Chris Hemsworth!!!
My girl don’t wanna fuck me~
:|
Mike W your freakin awesome😊😉
Thank you!!
Thank you ☺️
I don't walk around with a fuckin' hammer is my favorite line
I hate to be a spelling nazi but, it's spelt "Brunette" :)
We miss you buddy hope all is well
plot twist: chris hemsworth's wife wants you.
Candy PlaysRS omg that is awesome 😂
Beyonce thinks he's cute too!
Double twist: Chris hemsworth wants Tyler.
Chris Hemsworth will defiintely be a Thor loser after watching this masterpiece.
I see what you did there...
@@kirbyaloha420 i know...LOKI af right?
Nothing but a thor-n in Tyler's side
@@frankflint1943 MY MAN
Mike Tyson is that you
Love you Krispy!
he'll always be Krispy Kreme for life brother ✌️😛 we OGs are still around 😘😁
K Double 4 Life
Krispy cream all day
His voice is different and I know he isn’t trying that hard. But his voice and songs are soothing.
I don't know where he's from but he sings with a southern sensibility...his voice reminds me alot of John Fogerty's voice. I bet Tyler could KILL the song midnight special
@@Jay-st6sl im pretty sure he's from Michigan
Tyler Life it Hurts was sooooooo good!!! Was coming back for another listen and its gone :( we would love to have it back!!
Tyler Cassidy > Chris Hemsworth
Lol I looked for the greater than or equal to sign but I dont have it lol
Okay lets not get carried away
No shit. I had to look up Chris Hemsworth. never heard of him.
You're the gay friend huh.
Tyler's the top that's why he's greater
This mans voice is incredible!!! Even with his spoof, silly songs. Even famous men singers can’t even sing like this
The soul in his raspy voice is like a blues angel discovered whiskey, while his piano teases and plays with your heart. It's perfect if perfect was my heartbroken drinking buddy had talent. My girlfriend does agree with me but she will also sit at a stop sign waiting for it to turn green. So.......
TYLER PLEASE REUPLOAD LIFE IT HURTS IT WAS THE ONLY THING GETTING ME THRU THIS YEAR
I seriously listened to your Renee album for weeks straight on spotify.
Love your music and I hope you make it bigger because you’re absolutely amazing ♥️
EMERALD ROSE thank u I worked hard on it I’m glad u could enjoy it 🙏🤝
You have incredibly unique songs, I love how they are so real and emotional with funny mixed in. It's like the melody that would play if therapy sessions could be imprinted on a vinyl and played back to the therapist and patient.
Daddy’s love is this song I can’t listen to any more recently broke all the plates in my house while junkie was playing, how will, we work kiles me, funnily enough the stolen bikes saga made me laugh for the first time in a long time and i needed it that night, that one song is about that female cop that no-reason blammied that black dude that was eating ice cream because he thought he was breaking into her apartment she was wasted it was actually his apartment made me cry. My favorite songs that hasn’t made me wil’ out yet is whole Lotta gang shit. One of my favorite songs it
immediately. Let me know how much of a sensitive Sally somebody is and what particularly they are sensitive about.
I love that he bears his soul in every song
I need to see a Chris Hemsworth reaction video for this.
Been having a really hard few days, this was the first thing to make me laugh, big love
Is it any question at this point that this man is a genius? I want to see you shine in 2020 Tyler!!
The legend of Krispy Kreme will always live on
KRISPY KREME! 2012!
@@RequiescanteBR 2012 to infinity
Thank you for making me laugh when I didn't think anyone could do it and for cracking me up every other time! I love your uncoftably long gaze into the camera at the end, Flippin Hilarious!
WE MISSED YOU SOO MUCH!
Please dont leave us again...
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:(
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Got to the two minute mark and had to send this to my girlfriend lmao this was to damn good. Instant subscription man
The dead pan seriousness while singing such a funny song gets me every time. Keep it up man, you are wanted and loved by tons of strangers. ❤
How does this not have a zillion views and likes!!?
Your hair looking fresh, God damn hunk over here
One might even say FROGGY fresh
This is why James is crying
I wasn’t expecting a new video from you today, but man I’m hyped to get that notification!
This was a RARE blessed "Autoplay" video! Good Job dude.
The messages you can send in these hilarious lyrics is perfect you hit me in my feels and help me when I'm down but the songs can always make me laugh and smile don't ever change man
3:43 if you just want 20 seconds of quality eye contact with Tyler
I love your new album. My family has been listening to it all week thank you for this blessing.
You are an absolutely amazing musician, lyricist, and showmen!!
Dudes a genius for writing hooks
Holy crap you're BACK! I started listening to all of your songs starting this year again. They've been getting me through some rough times. Always a joy to listen to and also inspirational. You've seen the patreon request comments before but I'll add to it. I've never subbed to a patreon but you'd be the first one. Can't wait to hear more from you man 😀
This dude still puttin' out bangers. Awesome
This song is relentlessly funny. Had me doubled over, belly laughing. I cannot get enough of this legend
I am obsessed with your music bro, i think you're awesome. PLEASE keep doing what you're doing!
HE'S BACK! and i always thought you look like a mini Chris Hemsworth (execpt sexier)
You blind, he looks more like Liam if you had to pick one of the brothers
This dude is more talented then anyone out there today. His music has soul and heart!!!
Your voice is absolutely incredible wow I could listen to your music all day well done
So what do we need to do to get Chris Hemsworth to see this? He deserves to know what he has done!
What happened to "life it hurts"? I can't find it anywhere now
Just found you. Ur brilliant. Love this so much 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Froggy fresh i missed you, your music back then was me and my brothers childhood 🥺
I wasn't sure if Krispy Kreme was serious or just a character when he first came out. I still don't know, but he's still pretty funny so that's good.
he doesnt even carry a gun and he has beat up everyone in jail. im pretty sure all his songs are serious.
This song is amazing. One of my new favorites.PLEASE PUT THE MACKLEMORE TRILOGY BACK UP.
we're getting tired of singing number 3 at work without you
I assume you got like a cease and desist or something because I highly doubt you up and decided there was ONE person in the world you didn't want to offend and that person was ... macklemore's wife
If thats the case, can you like, IDK, release the rights to it so everyone who I'm assuming ripped it from CZcams can reupload it- she can't stop us all and those songs can't die forever... they just can't. They're too good.
@@MrJoecordo Ha, Macklemore made Tyler Cassidy his bitch. Thus proving that not only is Macklemore's wife a cunt... so is Macklemore.
Bro I haven’t watched your videos in years man and you have changed so much and I can’t wait to listen to your new songs
Keep up the great work!!! These are always a great listen
Finally. A song that truly defines my life.
This is talent, just like everything he has ever done.
Just discovered this channel, hardest I’ve laughed all week and the voice is the cherry on top. my girlfriend doesn’t understand, but that’s okay.
Your back.... Omg I been waiting! Thx man.
This should have way more views. So underrated.
I just noticed you took down "Life It Hurts". Are you doing alright?
Thank you for Sharing your talent with us your videos and music Are just amazing love everything you do man
💕 Love 💕 When you get into playing you have a great rhythm!
Got this notification in traffic court, so I went to the bathroom to listen 😂😂😂 I'm such a fan of @TylerCassidyMusic
Next party I have will have this song on repeat!!
just discovered you from the third part of this video and I absolutely fucking love you. This is hilarious. Simply amazing.
holy shit bruh. It's awesome to see you are still making music! I'll never forget finding Krispy in highschool and smoking weed jamming to you. This is amazing and made my day
That's my guyyyyyy. Ready for a new album when u are
2:30 ohhh shit I wasn't expecting him to go brazy
you always make my day bro, luv ya
Your music makes me smile and happy, makes me wanna dance. Love you bro
Thank you for all the great music dude, I hope you are doing ok. Appreciate you.
When he said "I'm 5 foot tall. I felt that. (I'm 4'8" )
Yikes
it’s ok, I’m a 6’ tall girl. We can have freak solidarity
😭😂😭😂❤️❤️ your songs always brighten my day but make me sad at the same time it’s very bittersweet 😭😂
THIS MAN IS A LYRICAL MASTERMIND
❤️ been here since froggyfresh
Edit: not trying to brag oml just saying how much i love him and loved watching him grow
Been here since krispy kreme
Listening since Krispy. Been to 3 shows
Been here since Moneymaker Mike
Oh yeah? Well I'm pre froggy, pre tosh, nb4 Mike was Making Money. Me and Tyler was listening to Illmatic 1000 miles away at the same time
@cameron stewart lmao
Happy bday Krispy!!!!!
My kids and I love your tracks!! Keep em coning. Hope u have a great day.
Amazing! So happy you are doing well
Chris Hemsworth is quaking in his rich boy loafers 🤍
Lmfao right tho
I love this song, I sing it around the house, because my wife loves CH. I also can now never watch a movie with CH without thinking of this song. Hilarious!
Man I just have to thank you for years of laughs. Wish the best.
Hope you are doing good man! Had renee on repeat lately. Much love from australia, cant wait for the resurfacing!
Honestly one of the most underrated artists out there love the music
CharlieBear honestly, bo bernum already invented this
@@joseppi4cinqua ?
CharlieBear Funny songs
So glad I found your new music Tyler. Keep it up, good shit.
Man I just found you on here, and so happy I did ! I’m not sure how I’ve made it without you this long !!
Damn he spittin the truth out here 🤣
Never clicked a video so fuggin fast
Masterpiece, cant wait until 30 years down the road and this is on classical radio.
This one hit home for me! 😂👏 The long look in the camera at the end! 😂🤣😂
amazing. thanks for the upload. i hope to see more :)
Lmao what you doing here. Snipe me senpai
Mitch wassupppp boi
Mitch go focus on getting in FaZe😤
I've never laughed so hard in my life. 😂🤣😂🤣😂
you truly have amazing work! love ya tyler keep up the good work i cant wait to see it pay off onto the big screen brother!
This frickin SLAPS my dude. Your songs are so good
I really liked Life It Hurts =( Had enough time to give it a couple of listens before you took it down. Will you reupload it?
This is amazing