Best Selling Single Of Every Decade | 2010s - 14,000BC
Vložit
- čas přidán 9. 12. 2019
- Support my Patreon: / adriangraycomedy
Archie Henderson and I have researched the best selling single of every decade, stretching back to 14,000BC! Featured are Ed Sheeran, James Blunt, Cher, Beethoven, and more! Archie's channel is here: / @jazzemu . - Komedie
A full version of Ten Feet High Club is now available on my Patreon (patreon.com/adriangraycomedy). It's saucy. x
Oh boy! Really? What About The other songs?!
where's the full version of Ü?
We need 1820's mambo No. 4
now do Ü
Now public version when
BCE stands for Before Cher's Extratemporalism
I liked the last thing
I am in love with Chers reverence as immortal
"I can't believe I'm Queeeen"
before cher's extratemporalism… _for now_
genius.
"War is bad. Bad and sad. Makes me mad." Beautiful
“Never glad. Worst thing, I ever had.”
**claps**
When you give your nursery kid to write your song lyrics
*applause*
Sounds like that bull wurtz song "life is sad bad and mad glad dream"
So here's my theory on the lore: After Cher successfully turned back time using her time machine she introduced recording technology to the ancient peoples, allowing these iconic tracks to be recorded using modern processes.
Thank you Cher for bringing revolution to music industry
She’ll have to deal with the mambolarity first
Damn that’s good
All hail Cher
wow
About 10,000 years passed between the 1st and 2nd Mambos, but only a few thousand years passed between the 2nd and 3rd mambos, then only 510 years until the 4th mambo, then only 170 years until the 5th Mambo. On average, each Mambo comes out after about 1/3 the wait for the previous Mambo. If we extrapolate, we can estimate the following timeline:
2056: Mambo No. 6
2075: Mambo No. 7
2082: Mambo No. 8
2084: Mambo No. 9
2085: Mambo No. 10
From that point, the Mambos keep accelerating. Sometime between 2085 and 2086, we'll reach an asymptote known as the "Mambolarity", during which the Mambos will proliferate towards infinity.
Shit. You're right.
Mambrane theory of extra dimensional timespace
The only math I’m listening to
Please make a skit out of this if you can holy fuck
You forgot to carry the 1
Fucking lost it at "Let's all keep our lights on during ze blitz"
I unironically want a full version
@@thexeonboy7025 my dumbass thought it was a real song for a second and I started googling it lmao. Pretty disappointed I couldn't find anything
@@tehgzizlauw1787 Bro same, I honestly thought it was kinda good lol
Jotaro :0
That was for real so smart I truly want a full version
God knows how much I wish the Bee Gees’ “Haaaah” was a real song. The twenty seconds I was fooled were the most beautiful of my life.
OMG SAME 😅😅
I was fooled until the 20s…
bruh I spent so much searching for that like "wtf I never heard that" >.> same with some of the other songs then I eventually realized 🤦
I'm so stupid i didn't know if this was a joke or not
im confused
Fact that "Do the Crunch" became a top selling single of the decade despite no one actually being able to do "the crunch" really shows you how powerful music can be. Heartwarming
_whys no one doing it?_
@@someone5298 Obviously the person who wrote the comment knows
@@someone5298 no shit sherlock
@@QWERTY708100 but there is shit Watson
It was derived from the song "the twist" by chubby checker.
Cher's "I can't believe that worked" is a stroke of genius. Well done, well done.
I'm more of a "I only read the wiki-how" enjoyer myself
How the fuck was I expecting to hear actual best selling singles from 16000 years ago...
Well, here's a track from 3400 years ago czcams.com/video/QpxN2VXPMLc/video.html&ab_channel=DamianMusicChannel4
Was recorded on stone, then discovered and translated and recorded in the 20th century, now that's what I call rock music!
@Fahad Moji No worries bro, always happy to share cool things, and yeah it's crazy we could even decipher the music notation!
I honestly think the first song had to have been caveman farts.
@@ralphm5801 You mean like 'Le Pétomane' but Old-Skull?
I’m a (sort of) music historian and there’s a lot of cool stuff out there from the BCs!
I love the idea that a German spy snuck into England, made a propaganda song to convince the British to keep the lights on during the blitzes, and it ended up becoming the top song of the decade
Is it a real song tho?
I honestly didn't think too much of it, since people actually made propaganda music like that in the 1800s-1900s
@@huntingwithdacup4554 the songs that were fake were from 1970s under.
i don’t think it’s real cuz this video is a joke
The whole video is a joke
Honestly 2:27 is oddly wholesome because it means that people were supportive enough to support him in this bad time for him even if his music didn’t sound as good or live up to the old music.
That's.... a rather nice observation. Thank you for making me smile.
i honestly felt bad for beethoven but your observation made it so much cuter and wholesome, the masses must've loved beethoven despite all that he was going thru
Now I'm just imagining an old guy playing the piano, oblivious to the cringes around him
True, even though he composed The Ninth, arguably his greatest piece, when he was completely deaf.
I bet you could pass this off as a modern jazz piece what with the occasional dissonance. 😄
I remember back in 14,000 BCE when Rock Scraping On Other Rock (Once) came out, everyone was rushing to the stores to get their hands on the copies. Even in 2023, H.Sapiens remains my favorite band of all time, and I'm actually going to see them live this year! I really miss the classic rock, not Bon Jovi or anything like that, but back in the day when people used actual rocks to make rock music. Ed Sheeran just doesn't hit the same as this did.
I concur, it hits pretty 'hard'.
H.Sapiens is an indie artist, i think and not a band.
@@KabeeshS i was joking 💀
I remember when Rock Scraping on Other Rock (Again) came out, followed soon by Rock Scraping on Other Rock (Twice), but I found them too derivative. They just couldn't beat the original. I thought H. Sapiens was a one hit wonder. Then they came out with Rock Banging on Other Rock (Once) and I was blown away. The innovation was incredible. It still brings a tear to my eyes, and I even enjoy most of the covers by other bands
@@redsunrises8571 Yeah, I completely agree.
I laughed out loud when Cher popped up in 1580. Good job.
I only got that joke on my second viewing. Didn't click before that that "If I Could Turn Back Time" became "I Turned Back Time".
Simon Clarkstone She literally sings “I can’t believe that worked” 😂
@@bratwurstred Indeed.
@@bratwurstred modern english wasnt even invented in 1580s
i knew it was a joke when i saw the 1910s
I thought this was real for an inordinate amount of time.
I thought it was real right until the very last 20 seconds... I’m stupid.
@@uhetsberger when i watched this when it came out i thought all of it was real but then i read the comments...
@@uhetsberger lol, did you think 3:08 was real? hahahaah
*I like this song btw...*
If you could turn back time...
@@torontovlr the next 2 songs were guitar and weird
Man, I love Jöhn Smith! His follow-up album, Argentina (is where I'm from) is really good!
Same, i love that the cover includes cool flags. Indians are going to be happy due to peace suggestions.
That's because you aren't ready for what his great-grandchildren are cooking for this Oktoberfest in Blumenau.
have you heard his other song Germany (is where I'm not from)? its amazing!
One of his best songs is Adolf (Is Not a Good Guy)
This generation doesn’t understand that when Glög dropped a single it was always a banger 😤
He was hated because his parents were 1st cousins and that's supposedly "unhealthy", but we all know it was because they were envious that the land he inherited was bigger than their shitty villages.
Ü is one of the songs of all time
I have 2 of his CDs and a poster of him, such an underrated artist
the best part of this entire video is simply the fact most of us clicked on this video actually expecting to hear a "number one single" from thousands of years ago
@@shayshay5536 🤝
@@shayshay5536 ikr i was like "damn can't wait to find out what plato's favourite song was"
I knew the title was clickbait, but I at least wanted to hear some actual top classical songs and was not quite disappointed once I realized the video was a meme
@@UnkillableJay tbh youtube compilations of classical music have great selections. i really liked classical music as a kid and got back into it recently just by poking around youtube
@@shayshay5536 czcams.com/video/oxRZwjVkPDo/video.html
I like that during the medieval times there is a short period where every hit is basically just someone making a weird sound
Inbreeding
@@Silent_Speaker That's a renaissance thing though
Look at glög and say that again
That whole period sounds like Tom Waits
I like the implication that there was some ongoing avant garde musical revolution that went on until our time where we all became basic.
every time i have come to this video there were more small details i missed... beautifully made
omg dapz I love you
the all powerful being has arrived
it's him. Bow down to him before he sacrifices us mortals
Small detail but i like how the first Mambo was already titled “Mambo No.1” despite the sequels coming out several thousand years later
They had plans to make Mambo No.2 significantly earlier but due to a lion attack it wasn't finished until the Egyptians found the project and decided to finish it.
Actually, it’s a series of 198 Mambo pieces that are so incredibly complex to perform that only 5 have been finished
And MN2 was unfinished till medical, MN3 to -800s and 4 to the 90s
MN6 is in the works, but people can’t really find the right technology for the song to be made.
1900s ten feet high club needs a full release, it actually sounds good
What about dirty anklez tho
Please I love both 😭
@@mitchelle5310 facts
Also pretty Gaaaaaayyyy
I'd kill for a full 10ft high club
What I love most about this is that it's implicitly set in a universe where Cher genuinely discovered time travel and used it to radically alter the course of human history in her favor.
The Mambo saga has to be my personal favorite
And all that from wikihow
you make me wanna haAAAAAAAAAH
Pretty explicit actually.
I like how you pointed out an extremely obvious joke as if it were subtle and need you to point it out for us
I adore the fact that for two decades of the 15th century, the flavor of the month was just making weird noises over a beat
What beat?
Poor Herbie Bonson. His unusual anatomy allowed him to easily perform contortions physically impossible for any other person. But he was so in denial about his condition that to his dying day he was still confused as to why no one was doing "the crunch".
His Death wish was “do The crunch” and his last words where “why is no one doing it”
I showed this to my history students and it was scary how long it took them to realize these weren’t real songs. One kid said “I hate opera” in response to the Disney princess song.
every history/music teacher should do this
You're a history teacher?? Wait, u exist? In America???
@@schnitzelberry yes we do. We just get accused of brainwashing children all the time. Like damn, if I were able to brainwash children, don’t you think I’d be able to make them turn in their work on time?
@@schnitzelberry can we leave this joke in 2019 please, I'm not even American but it's so overdone
What grade?????
gotta love that beethoven
Moonlight sonata but beethoven is drunk lmao
We have the same music taste it seems
Black midi and touhou piano man
love that danhausen too
@@ryan_alexander very nice, very evil
My great grandmother was born in 1915 to Sicilian immigrants, Catholic of course, a few months after they arrived in America. She once told me about the first time she discovered music while listening to the radio in the early 20s. Her parents were horrified at the vulgar, suggestive tones of the music she was listening to at such a young age. I’m glad I found this video, bc now I know the song she was listening to was Dirty Anklez. Thx Adrian.
Fun fact: the Native Americans never officially invited any Europeans to their continent.
@@penderyn8794 well no shit
@@penderyn8794oh please it wasn't theirs by the 1910s
Not only is this video funny, it's well made! I almost believed there was actually a musician called Cher!
Yes, everyone knows chairs are for sitting
There is!
I watched this high and it took me until the 1820s to suspect something was up💀
I was starting to catch on earlier, but then we hit the 40s and that genuinely sounds like something that would have come out in that era.
it didn’t take me until 1770s
So you didn't think Chunky Finchman and his Interrupters were fake?
@@PETRIXXXX same lol
I got suspicious during the 70s, but confirmed the suspicions after hearing the “why isn’t anyone doing it?” of the 60s
I think we all agree that we need a full version of ten feet high club, dirty anklez and zadok priest club edit. The world deserves full versions of these masterpieces.
And Britain (is where I'm from)
i need glög - ü
It was legit dirty anklez where I realised
And The Crunch
I need the Zadok Priest Club Edit and She's My Baby by the Interrupters.
Edit: Now I also want Be My Daddy, Zoopzappyzappa, Does Anyone Want To Hang Out, and every single version of Rock Scraping On Other Rock.
0:00 Ed Sheeran: Shape Of You (2010s)
0:09 James Blunt: You're Beautiful (2000s)
0:15 Lou Bega: Mambo No. 5 (1990s)
0:23 Cher: If I Could Turn Back Time (1980s)
0:33 Bee Gees: Haaaah (1970s)
0:47 Herbie Bonson: Do The Crunch (1960s)
1:00 Chunky Finchman And The Interrupters: She's My Baby (1950s)
1:08 John Smith: Britain (Is Where I'm From) (1940s)
1:18 Disney Inc: Unconscious Tower Maiden (1930s)
1:31 Phillip Jameson: Dirty Anklez (1920s)
1:38 Rupert McCarthy: Bellm Est Malum (War is Bad) (1910s)
1:52 The Wright Bros: Ten Feet High Club (1900s)
2:07 Nurse Licebaron: Bad, Greedy Little Timmy (1850s)
2:13 Lord Crisp-Banbury: Mambo No. 4 (1820s)
2:25 Beetoven: Post Deafness Acoustic Sessions (1790s)
2:41 Handel: Zadock The Priest (Club Edit) (1770s)
3:00 Cher: I Turned Back Time (1580s)
3:08 Bogis De Bonbon: Hurmurnurmur (1440s)
3:17 Baron Von Herb: Ma-Ireanr (1430s)
3:23 Glog: U (1420s)
3:35 The Rancid Prince: Be My Daddy (1350s)
3:47 Sir Chillalot: Mambo No. 3 (1310s)
3:54 The People Of Byzantium: The Coronation Of Cher (660s)
4:03 The Bethelhem Bbs: ZoopZappyZappa (70s BC)
4:07 Nafkatiti: Mambo No. 2 (2,540s BC)
4:16 Gogmagog: Stonehedge Finish (2,650s BC)
4:23 The People Of Babylon: The Aliens Are Gone (3,220s BC)
4:26 The Aliens: Does Anyone Want To Hang Out (3,230s BC)
4:29 Grog: Mambo (12,450 BC)
4:33 H. Saipens: Rock Scraping On Other Rock (Once) (14,000 BC)
Something should be here which was pretty underappreciated. In the 1400s, there was an artist called Count Le Gavank. He wrote absolute BANGERS. The one that should be here is his hit song, Glo-bo-glaeg. The instrumentation is AMAZING, and the singing was just revolutionary. So underappreciated.
Why
Timeless
Dirty ankles, ten feet high club, and britain "it's where I'm from" need full versions and I will pay for them.
Join his Patreon lol, apparently a full version of 10 feet high are in the talks
@@kaitlinbennettpussycrack5184 thank you for telling me.
@@kaitlinbennettpussycrack5184 I need John Smiths banger thoo
I cannot fully articulate how much I wish these were real songs
Right, that Shape of You song is kinda a banger
@@Aurora-oe2qp Nah bleh that song is sucky
Now mambo number 5 on the other hand
Progression of Mambo:
0:16 Mambo No. 5
2:13 Mambo No. 4
3:48 Mambo No. 3
4:07 Mambo No. 2
4:29 The Original Mambo
I can't tell what 4 and 3 are saying
@@SynoPTL
4 - "a little bit of elsbeth in my life,a little bit of baroness winchester smythe-banbury in my life"
3 - i only got "my darling bride-to-be"
@@yanstein8464 For 3, I was thinking "A milder portion of riddling fritters my darling bride to be, bugles!"
@@SynoPTL yeah probably
@@SynoPTL a minute portion
overall very accurate but I did notice one mistake: the cover for "Britain (Is Where I'm From)" is actually from a remaster - you can tell because it features the iconic london routemaster bus which wasn't actually introduced until 1956. this is however a reasonable mistake to make because for some reason the British government attempted to destroy as many copies as possible and consequently original copies are extremely difficult to get a hold of today. Strangely, no one really knows why this happened - it seems kind of weird that the British government would have such a big problem with a normal British dude from Britain just singing about how much he loves Britain
I don't know which idea I like more for the 1940's one - that it was made by a British comedian, or that it was made by a REALLY bad German spy and everyone knew but no one had the heart to arrest him.
Many historians agree that the popularity of _Rock Scraping On Other Rock (Once)_ is where the term "rock music" originated.
proud to be the 500th like
That is so true lol
amazing comment
I actually want ‘Do the Crunch’ to be a real song
SAME
It’s “Do the Sponge” from SpongeBob
"Why is no one doing it?"
when i saw the cover art i intictively thought: "does he have some damn long arms or is it a weird thing they did in the 60s because they thought it looked funny? Oh those stupid 60s people and they stupid humor" without thinking it was a joke and the one being joked on was me, and that stupid humor is exactly our shitpost type humor
James chance - contort yourself
Do The Crunch by Herbie Bonson was the most popular in the 1960s, but the second most popular was She Loves You (Queen's Edition) by the Beatles. I will always remember the timeless lyrics "Doooo Doooo Say why ohhh." It's pure poetry.
This guy gets history
If i also remember correctly Herbie Bonson was only recognised as song of the year in Europe, whereas in most other countries outside of it recognised She Loves You. It nearly started a war but unfortunately one of the countries realised they were allied with another country on the opposing sides, so it had to be called off.
1:08
Fun Fact: Because of the rather interesting things that Jöhn Smith demanded from the listeners in the song, Britain (Is Where I'm From) was the first song to be banned from the public radio stations by the British government.
Jöhn Smith never reacted to his hit being removed from the radios, because he mysteriously disappeared right after the ban.
He was later found in 1983, around 40 years later, when he claimed to have returned from the Falklands war and wanted to distance himself from his past. He then worked as a English-Spanish-German translator for Ministry of Defence up until his death in 1994.
Crazy how whenever someone attempted a Mambo, it became the best selling single of the decade.
Every Cher-related song too
Mambo no.6 here I come
@@theRiver_joan After you made Mambo No 6, I'll make Mambo No 7
@@TheWeirdAlley There could be more...
@@SynoPTL as someone said in the comments, the Mambos keep accelerating
"About 10,000 years passed between the 1st and 2nd Mambos, but only a few thousand years passed between the 2nd and 3rd mambos, then only 510 years until the 4th mambo, then only 170 years until the 5th Mambo. "
Can't believe that Rock Scraping on Other Rock (Twice) was not included in this list. It was literally topping the charts for the entirety of the 13000s, BC, and even as my friends listened to the overrated Mambo No. 1, my grandpa showed me that classic. Truly inspiring.
Yeah, i remember me and the boys eating a raw squirrel while listening to this, the good ol' times
Sad that the band fell apart after Rock Scraping On Other Rock (Three times).
Whats worse is that anyone thinks it's better than shrieks in the dark
@@IBuildXP it’s kinda sad, they were so ahead of their time that they couldn’t handle it, but at least the newer generations can enjoy it
@@IBuildXP people say that they “fell apart,” but really they just had different visions that were better suited for their respective solo careers
Mad respect for you for playing the entirety of rock scraping on other rock (once).
Fun fact: *Zoopzappyzappa* , also known as *Zooppyzapp* was rumored to be merely an improvement from *Mambo No.1* , until a music expert (I forgot the name) wrote a book titled *10 Facts Why Zooppyzapp Is An Original Song, And Why You People Should Shut Your Mouths!* . Only then people realize that Zooppyzapp was actually original and new!
I'm honestly very sad that "Dirty Anklez" doesn't actually exists. (And Handel Zadok)
also ten feet high club
And Do The Crunch.
@@thicctac4108 I died laughing at do the crunch
The handel zadok actually exists as a full edit on their other channel
@@Dominion69420 Where Is Their Other Channel?
The fact that I didn’t realize the beegees one is fake is impressive
I legit thought: huh I would've guessed a different Beegees song.. maybe I missed it
I only realized that it was a joke at the 10 feet high club one. I know, I'm disappointed too.
Bro same
@@geewillikers6159 Don't worry, someone's already made it to the last 5 before realizing it was fake, pretty much the worst it can get
@@geewillikers6159 Took me until the 1950s on my 1st watch to realize it was fake. Though upon rewatching, I can guess that the joke starts at the 1970s
My top 10
10 Mambo no 3 3:47
9 Post-deafnees acoustic sessions 2:25
8 Zadok The Priest 2:42
7 Mambo no2 Nafkatiti 4:06
6 Ü 3:23
5 hurmurnurmur 3:08
4 war is bad 1:38
3 Britain (is where im from) 1:08
2 Ten feet high club 1:53
1 Dirty ancles 1:31
Come on 4:34 was way to hard not to be number 1. Some people don't have taste I suppose.
4:08 lowkey banger
The Mambo series are an underrated series, it's thousands of years in the making and no one wants to recognize the legacy they brought from that one cave
I can't wait for mambo no. 6
The balls on Lou Bega thinking he could continue such a treasured musical legacy. And he did it.
It’s not underated if it’s a best seller
Once every century or sometimes every few millenia in periods of artistic unoriginality, the Mambonati secret society selects a singer worthy of producing the next Mambo
@@thegatorhator6822 So many singers were approved by the Mambonati yet they refused, saying they didn't wanna ruin the Mambo legacy
They keep getting progressively more and more stereotypical and then it devolves into madness and I love it
Yeah same here!
Damm i wish 3:37 was a actual Music-sterotype
I’m so mad do the crunch doesn’t actually exist… that album cover accompanied with the hilarious voice would’ve been the perfect meme song to share with my friends
do the twist is the actual one
@@blackkennedy3966 cool ima check it out
Gotta love how Beethoven released his post-deafness sessions before he's deaf or even composed the Moonlight Sonata
That's what you thought was odd
2010s: OK
2000s: sure...
1990s: that many people brought that eh?
1980s: that was the biggest single of the 80s?
1970s: ...never heard it
1960s: Beatles mayb... WTF IS THIS?
1950s: ...oh ok, I get it
Took me alot longer to realize this was all jokes 🥲
It took me til the 20s to call bullshit lol
@@hillaryclinton1558 You sat through Britain (Is Where I’m From) and Unconscious Tower Maiden fully convinced?
I wasn't really paying attention and didn't notice it wasn't serious until 1930s. 😑
I still don't undersrand
So you’re telling me that not only did Cher travel back in time, she stayed there, became queen of Byzantium and gave every form of human a way to record music creating an Entirely new timeline. Based.
So that explains everything
Cher: no way home, Worth it
Cher is ageless
Theory: Cher created the whole forgotten history timeline
I would love to see more branched out historical content like this. It adds so much to the mockumentary content and really makes it a fully realized world with some of the most clever and hilarious world building ive ever seen in anything ever actually.
This channel is all About mockumentaries
“A little bit of Baroness Winchester-Smythe-Banbury in my life” sent me cackling
Update: “The Coronation of Cher” made me die legally for a few seconds
3:23 *it’s amazing how after 600 years these lyrics are still relevant.*
Still sounds better than modern rap
@@f.f5771 What rap are you listening to then? Lol 😂
@@f.f5771 old head
Ü
@@kiwikiwi2483 this czcams.com/video/B3pWSu_tEDU/video.html
Jöhn Smith is still an idol here in Britain! Really got us through the war with Germany (Which is not where he was from).
Truly as English as a man can be, was known for some great cullinary contributions too; what a genius for inventing 'I-can't-believe-it's-not-Bockwurst' and 'Frankführer' sausages, now knows as staples of English cuisine!
My Grandmother was such a huge fan of him when she was a teenager in London during the 40s. She always left her lights on during the blitz. Its a shame she lost both her parents and her childhood home by a stray German bomb that must have been aiming for somewhere else
It's really sad to see all the conspiracy theories about him being from Germany. I can't even begin to imagine where they got the idea from. He was an inspiration to many Brits to leave their lights on during the blitz and to see people discredit his work with slander is horrible. I will always remember when he recieved his knighthood.
@@Kitrite I know especially since he himself enlisted in the British army and deployed to Italy but strange how wherever he was the Germans always attacked some say it’s because he gave them info on their location and plan but I doubt it he was a true Englishmen though I think he is from Scotland with that accent
Man, Ü was such a banger. Hoping Glög releases another banger sometime.
The fact that this video doesn't have over a million likes is evidence of the CZcams Algorithm's failures.
i love how a haughty nurse singing about her ward timmy's terrible hygiene and subsequent death was so relatable that it topped the charts the whole decade 😭
ikr... MY FAVE SONG 😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😱😱😭😭😭😭
To be fair its a beautiful song
That one was terrifying😭😭😭
Why did i read it as a naughty nurse
HE DIDNT WASH HIS WILLY!
I actually wanna hear full versions of the parody songs. Also, if Adrian ever plans to make a full album of these songs it should be called,
“Too Real to Be Fake”.
Parodies?!?
God i wish it was real
The crunch and ten feet high club sound like actual good songs
@@thatoneKirikoguy dirty anklez too
@Chispa Aguilar oh no
It was pretty ballsy for Brog to title their song "Mambo No. 1" instead of "Mambo". Shows a lot of confidence. Glad it paid off for them, though.
I didn't even think of that tbh.
Makes it 10x better
"Do the crunch" made me suspicious but "Britain (is where I'm from)" immediately made me feel stupid
Love how every couple years or so, new mambo comes out
@@FulllNameUnknown 😂
@@FulllNameUnknown We likely won't be alive for Mambo No. 6, sadly 😔
@@autumnalburn the intervals between the mambos have progressively sped up, it started with a massive 10,000+ year gap between 1 and 2, to a 3,000 ish gap between 2 and 3, then only 500 between 3 and 4, and then about 170 between 4 and 5. at this rate we should see Mambo number 6 at around 2070-2080!
@@mariotheofficialmarioninte5409 If we're lucky we may even get a Mambo No.7 in our life times
@@mariotheofficialmarioninte5409 I can't wait until we get the mambo collapse where new mambos are released instantly after the last one.
Best songs of human history:
4. The Coronation of Cher
3. Bellum Est Malum
2. Zadok the Priest
1. Dirty Anklez
5. Ten Feet High Club
6. Haaah
Honorable Mention: Ü
Dirty Anklez is a total banger
naw dude john smith killed it
The fact that it took 1:47 mins for me to realise🤦♂️
Lmfao it took me till “mambo no. 4” im not even joking 😭
Took me till Cinderella 😭😭. We got fooled my friends 😭😭
@@aliceameliajoseph9436 lol idk how I missed “- Unconscious Tower Maiden” good job on spotting it, definitely brighter than most of us 😂
The "John Smith" one is absolutely brilliant. You can even see the Aryan eagle sticking out from under the flag on his cap. 🤣
Didnt notice that!
I can't believe Cher is a time wizard
I can totally believe that
No, she's just immortal
She isn't, she only read the wikihow
This comment out of context is the funniest shit
I wasn’t phased by that one. That’s just Cher being Cher
I request a full version of Ten Feet High Club
Seconded
Thirded
Sage of Stupidity yessas
yesssssss
Gifted
listening to 1940s after learning about the british blackout changes almost nothing but it’s still cool
I can’t believe I waited this long to watch this. This is one of my favorite videos ever now.
Omg same I’m obsessed with this video
It still cracks me up
no bullshit, where can I find a full version of the Zadok the Priest Club edit?
honestly same. shit slaps
That and Dirty Anklez are the songs I need.
It sounds like a remix of _Vivaldi - Concerto No.4 in F minor_
twitter.com/jazzemu_/status/1203707459363319814?s=19
@@danielpaulsson3475 bless your soul
FULL LYRICS:
I'm in love with the shape of you
We push and pull like a magnet do
Although my heart is falling too
You're beautiful
You're beautiful
A little bit of Monica in my life
A little bit of Erica by my side
A little bit of Rita's all
If I could turn back time
If I could find a way
You make me wanna haaah
Haaaaaah
Haaaah
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Put your hands on your hips and your hips on your neck
Put your neck on your back now you're doing the crunch
Do the crunch!
(Why's no one doing it?)
She's my baby (shoobeedoowop)
Yeah she's my(shoobeedoowop)
Said she's(shoobeedoowop)
Guys, can I(shoop)
Can you stop(shoop)
Fuckin(shoop)
LET ME(doowop)
I love Blighty British England eating chips and fish
Let's all keep our lights on during ze Blitz!
Tea und crumpet
I'm waiting for a prince to kiss me...
...nonconsensually
Let me see those dirty ankles!
War is bad.
Bad and sad.
Makes me mad.
Never glad.
Worst thing I ever had.
We're gonna fly in the sky and then we're gonna make love
The first two members of the Ten Feet High Club
Little Timmy didn't wash his willy
Now he's dead of typhoid
Now he's dead of typhoid
A little bit of Elsbeth in my life
A little bit of Baroness Winchester-Smythe-Banbury in my life
.....
ZADOK THE MOTHERFUCKIN' PRIEST
I can't believe that worked
I only read the WikiHow
MurjurturnurwedeTRRBRR dlwrrkurrzzmit
I want to eednid put it the foot wundid weedoo
Ea da-dawa ma-ireanr hlk wik wak ireanr
Wuzzsüü dflüü m'lüüü byuü hllk LLKRDKWËËË MÜÜÜÜ
I live inside a hairy man
I am a childly (?)
Let him be my daddy please, DAAA
A minute portion of Winnifred is my darling bride-to-be
Bugles! (tootly toot)
(All hail the new queen!)
I can't believe I'm queen
Zoopzappyzappa zoo zop z'yeah
𓆳𓆲𓄐𓃬𓂴𓅂𓈆
𓂩𓆄𓆲𓅂𓈆𓆄
𓆳𓆲𓄐𓃬𓂴𓅂𓈆
𓂋𓅂𓆲𓆄𓆳𓅂𓆄
It's finished. Play! (mario)
Thank God the aliens are gone!
(screamy shooty laser pew pew)
Hoo huh hoo hoo ha HOO HA HEEEE
(skrep)
Ty
These are very accurate. Bravo.
@@AdrianGrayComedy omg its him GUYS ITS HIM
I cannot believe there is such thing as hieroglyphs in text format. My eyes are open now.
I actually misheard quite a few of these lyrics, thanks.
I showed this to my special ed class and one of the kids jumped up on his desk and said "I can do da cwunch!" He then attempted to put his hips on his leg and his leg on his back and fell off the desk slamming his head onto the floor and breaking his arm. He was in hospital for 2 months and just returned to class last week. His first words to me were "I coulda done da cwunch if that stupid desk didn't fall over". I scheduled a meeting with him, his parents and the principal to explain to him that he is never to attempt the crunch again. He got quite upset during the meeting and pulled his leg behind him so his foot would touch his back immediately breaking his leg bone. He was clearly in horrible pain but still said "I told ya! Now I'm doing da cwunch!" He is back in hospital and will not be returning to class. He is now being moved from the special education class to an entire special education school where they have better facilities for a person like him. It is crazy how one random little joke in a CZcams video changed his entire life. I suppose we are lucky he didn't hear the Ten Foot High Club part. Knowing him he wouldn't have understood the joke and would have tried to find a way to get on top of the school so he could also be in the Ten Foot High Club.
This deserves to be pinned.
This is so detailed that I genuinely can't tell if its fake or not
@@wooooooooooooooooooooooooim still trying to figure this out oml
War is Bad hits harder now
I actually genuinely want to hear a complete version of "Ten Feet High Club"
I want a full "Britain (Is Where I'm From)"
@@personalover249yeah that was one of The funniest ones
Well the creators left a comment saying the full song is on his patreon so your wish came true
Man I really wanna hear the full version of _Rock_ _Scraping_ _On_ _Other_ _Rock_ _(Once)_
@PaulMacca69 Nah man there’s probably like two extra minutes of silence building up to the scrape.
There is nothing I need more right now than a full-length version of Handel, Zadok The Priest (Club Edit).
I stumbled upon a link in another comment: mobile.twitter.com/jazzemu_/status/1203707459363319814?s=19
@@SimonClarkstone Thank you, you're a legend.
And the ten feet high club
Is no one gonna mention how Dirty Anklez was sampled from Ten Feet High Club? Amazing attention to detail right there
I love this so much. I have been laughing at random times for three days now at "I can't believe that worked..."
The 1400s were definitely the golden age of music. It sucks I missed out on it.
*Hurmurnurmur*
And inbreeding
I honestly want a full version of "Thank god the aliens are gone"
Sounds like a new old wave jam
Thank God the aliens are gone
They were here once but now they're done
At first when we saw them up above
We thought they were god's messengers of love
But they burned us with the heat of the Sun
And for this fate what have we done
So thank God the aliens are gone
And now we can start having fun
And now we can start having fun
And now we can start having fun.
:)
@@theholymountain4414 ñ
ancient aliens by lemon demon is pretty close tbh
@@theholymountain4414 yes
@@kenopsia7115 That’s one of my favorite songs
Guys i finally understood the song
John with the 2 dots on 'o' represents he is german
we can also see that on his cap where the german emblem is hidden be a british flag and many other references
"lets keep our lights on during the blitz" is for the german airforce to easily locate the civilians during their bombings of the city
And he has a german accent
I love how Jöhn Smith displays his Britishness with a pin badge of a Routemaster bus on his lapel. They weren't built and used in London until the mid-1950s.
He was ahead of his time.
He went back in 1950s along with Cher
Cher really is so powerful she attracted aliens, which advanced the people of Babylon into what they were, yet left England in the stone age entirely. She really did that
#girlboss
The Cher time travel jokes in this video were genius.
A literal Queen, your faves could never
That's not what happened? What happened is that Cher introduced music to the Stone Age guys so that's why Rock Scraping On Other Rock was made, she also inspired alot of the people in this video that's why music has changed
1:52 we need a full version of this
Yea it's amazing
what about Britian (is where im from)
@@weakpc1521 as a history nerd, it’s also another classic
@@GoBlues767 hey fellow history nerd.
The Cher parts will never stop bringing me to tears please help
I love how cher used a wikihow tutorial to time travel 🤣
There's a lot of clever stuff going on here, but the stretch of Boris de Bonbon, Baron de Hurb, Glog and the Rancid Prince is some absolute top notch nonsense
Truly a dark age for music. I’m glad we evolved to bangers like Dirty Anklez
its the period of europe where all the royal families were all fucked up and inbred lmao (google “habsburg jaw”)
just the phrase The Rancid Prince has me in tears
@@yds2m what is he even singing?
Brilliant.
:o
This might be one of the funniest videos I've ever seen on CZcams. The execution is absolutely immaculate.
Lyrics:
Shape of You - Ed Sheeran
"I'm in love with the shape of you,"
"We push and pull like a magnet do,"
"Although my heart is falling too,"
You're Beautiful - James Blunt
"You're beautiful!"
"You're beautiful!"
Mambo No. 5 - Lou Bega
"A little bit of Monica in my life,"
"A little bit of Erica by my side,"
"A little bit of Rita..."
If I Could Turn Back Time - Cher
"If i could turn back time."
"If i could find a way..."
Haaaah - Bee Gees
"You make me wanna _haaaah."_
_"Haaaah haaaah ʰᵃᵃᵃᵃʰ"_
Do The Crunch - Herbie Bonson
"Put your hands on your hips, and your hips on your neck!"
"Put your neck on your back, now you're doing the crunch!"
"Do the crunch!"
"Why's no one doing it?"
She's My Baby - Chunky Finchman & The Interrupters
"She's my baby!" (Shoop do wop!)
"Yeah, she-" (Shoop do wop!)
"Say, sh-" (Shoop do wop!)
"Guys-" (Shoop!)
"She's my-" (Shoop! Shoop! Shoop!)
"For-" (Shoop! Shoop! Shoop!)
"LET ME-" (Shoop do wop!)
Britain (Is Where I'm From) - Jöhn "NMN" Smith
"𝕴 𝖑𝖔𝖛𝖊 𝖇𝖑𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙𝖞 𝕭𝖗𝖎𝖙𝖎𝖘𝖍 𝕰𝖓𝖌𝖑𝖆𝖓𝖉 𝖊𝖆𝖙𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝕮𝖍𝖎𝖕𝖘 𝖆𝖓𝖉 𝕱𝖎𝖘𝖍!"
"𝕷𝖊𝖙'𝖘 𝖆𝖑𝖑 𝖐𝖊𝖊𝖕 𝖔𝖚𝖗 𝕷𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙𝖘 𝖔𝖓, 𝖉𝖚𝖗𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝖟𝖊 𝕭𝖑𝖎𝖙𝖟!"
"𝕭𝖊𝖊𝖋 𝖚𝖓𝖉 𝕮𝖗𝖚𝖒𝖕𝖊𝖙..."
Unconscious Tower Maiden - Disney Inc.
"I'm waiting for a prince to kiss me..."
"Nonconsensually."
Dirty Anklez - Philip Johnson
"Let me see those Dirty Anklez!"
[Beat drop]
Bellum Est Malum (War Is Bad) - Rupert McCarthy
"War is bad."
"Bad and sad."
"Makes me mad."
"Never glad."
"Worst thing i ever had."
Ten Feet Hight Club - The Wright Brothers
"We're gonna fly in the sky, and then we're gonna make love!"
"The first two members of the ten feet high club!"
Bad, Greedy Little Timmy - Nurse Licebaron
"Little Timmy, didn't wash his willy,"
"Now he's dead of Typhoid!"
"Now he's dead of Typhoid!"
Mambo No. 4 - Lord Crisp-Banbury
"A little bit of Elzbeth in my life,"
"A little bit of Baroness Winchester Smythe-Banbury in my life..."
Post-Deafness Acoustic Sessions - Beethoven
[Moonlight Sonata's first movement played badly]
Zadok The Priest (Club Edit) - Handel
"Zadok The Motherf֏⊾king Priest!"
[Coronation intensifies]
I Turned Back Time - Cher
"I can't believe that worked!"
"I only read the WikiHow!"
Hurmurnurmur - Bogis De Bonbon
[Unintelligible Hapsburg noises]
Ma-Ireanr - Baron Von Hurb
[Slightly less unintelligible Hapsburg noises]
Ü - Glög
[Equally unintelligible Hapsburg noises]
Be My Daddy - The Rancid Prince
"I live inside a hairy man,"
"I am a child, let him be my daddy please..."
Mambo No. 3 - Sir Chillalot
"A minute potten of Wynyfrynnrs, my darling bride to be, bugles!"
[Bugles]
The Coronation Of Cher - The People of Byzantium
"All hail the new queen!"
[Cheering]
"I can't believe i'm queen!"
Zoopzappyzappa - The Bethlehem Bbz
"Zoop zappy da doop da zaya!"
Mambo No. 2 - Nafkatiti
"Small part, Dimahte!"
"Small part, Ramasai!"
Stonehenge Finish - Gogmagog
"It's finished."
"Play!"
[Þe olde Mario Brothers]
The Aliens Are Gone - The People Of Babylon
"Thank God, the aliens are gone!"
Does Anyone Want To Hang Out - The Aliens
[Chaos]
Mambo No. 1 - Brog
[Ape noises]
Rock Scraping On Other Rock (Once) - Homo Sapiens
[Scrape]
H. Sapiens, I’ll have you know, was the artist responsible for ‘RSOOR(1). You appear to have confused him with another (at the time) musician, Homo S. It’s an obscure bit of trivia now but at the time we all thought it was hilarious
the fraktur on the 1940s one is such a good detail bless you
1:53 we need a full version this is legitimately a banger
wait if theyre gonna do the dirty as the first two members, and if the first two members were the wright brothers then…
@@Wrytho OH FU-
same goes for 2:42
@@Wrytho sweet home Alabama
It is true, everyone needs a little Baroness Winchester Smythe-Banbury in their life.
0:15 Mambo No. 5
2:13 Mambo No. 4
3:47 Mambo No. 3
4:07 Mambo No. 2
4:29 Mambo No. 1
the people from the 1400's had such a way with words 💗 i was born in the wrong generation 😔😔
Almost as good as The 1350s such beautifull words
The person who made this is not only a comedic genious, but also a musical genious.
Genius*
And Archie Henderson
fr Ten Feet High Club was great
Co tu robi chomik z heroiną??
Zadok the Priest genuinely sounds awesome lmao.
Longer version: mobile.twitter.com/jazzemu_/status/1203707459363319814?s=19
So much to unpack here, the attention to detail is incredible, was expecting an informative video but I'm certainly not disappointed