Ep 177 - Ickiest Thing He's Said During The Deed | ShxtsnGigs Podcast
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This Week The Guys Discuss:
0:00, Intro
03:25, Crunching a Lung
11:50, Ickiest Thing He's Said During The Deed
21:35, AITA
31:55, Rihanna and ASAP
36:55, The Scenario
52:30, Atlanta Underground Parties
58:07, Pettiest Reason To Stop Talking To Someone
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He rubbed my arm and whispered “you’ve got goosebumps”. He seemed pleased with himself but…it was my eczema. I didn’t say a word.
Edit: holy crap I didn’t know 6k people would enjoy my weird dating experience 😂 thanks guys lol
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You should've told him... the clown thought he was a champ or smt😬
@@re45on how he a clown for not knowing she got eczema 💀
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Silently, ugly laughing at my desk, trying not to break a lung at “Sharon” 💀😂😂😂😂
SHARON!!🗣🗣🗣 THE MAN SAID HE CANT BREATHE 🗣🗣🗣
Sharon he's said he can't breathe 😭😭😭
I try with all my might not to watch them at work! Can’t hold in any laugh for the life of me 🤣💀
Nah that Sharon shit literally had me hollering 🤣
"If I hang up on him they're gonna say I killed someone"
Yeah, that had me laughing to, in the Metro.
he had on a glow in the dark condom 🙄 he said "I can't find the hole" I said *jokingly * use it as a flashlight and he said omg it works. 😂 I couldn't stop laughing. He got mad at me for "ruining the mood" and left the room. I couldn't move bc I was laughing so much.
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no way this is real omg XDXDXD
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Every time I hear “let’s role play” I know I’m about to crying laughing 🤣🤣
Bro made up Sharon quick 🤣
Ha ha basically
Facts!😂
No fr
They go off the rails sometimes 😂😂
I'm stuck between gatekeeping this podcast and just telling every man,woman and child i know about it 😭😭
Same 😭
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Same!
Lmao that's me🤣🤣
🤣 nah bc this is the truth. This is so funny every week I wanna have it all to myself but I just have to tell everyone about it!
🤣 “Sharon, if I hang up this phone…. They’re gonna say I killed someone… Sharon you better come take this phone!!!”
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When James said “mi cyan breathe” it sent me 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭 then Fuhad came with “Sharon”🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 love it here 👏🏾
Same lmfaoooooo 😂😂😂😂
mi cyan breathe immediately took me out. 🤣
Why did they he sound Jamaican
@@akiomaroon because the accents are interrelated they each use words from the other
@@akiomaroon I was saying the same like wait a minute.
The number of lives that would be lost is Fuhad worked as the emergency line operator.🤣
"Calm down"
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911 FUHAD
"He stopped, farted and kept going." I felt this on a spiritual level.
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I'd be planning all the ways I'd be proposing to him. If you got the balls to pull that off I'm proposing there's no 2 ways about it
@@slavicempress It's even funnier considering we're planning our wedding now 😂
He should have known it would kill everything. 😄
i have done this in the past, havent done it since like but if it ever popped up again id do the same thing hahaha
imagine asking a guy " Who's 😺 is this?" And he says "Yours". I don't think I'd stop laughing. 🤣🤣🤣
Omg you watch David so too I loved that video❤❤❤
Ive done the opposite, he asked me who's it was and I said 'mine' legit confused af 🤣
Its not always the icks that are funny, its your response to them that makes them gold.
That's very true.
I missed the old chairs. Especially when you guys would rock back when laughing 😂 😭
I was literally just thinking that 😂😭
I agree it was much funnier
Bring back the bouncy chairs !!
I imagine it’s due to the back support that they require 😂😂😂
Ommggg I didn't know about that. It would've been funnier seeing that 🤣🤣
The call re-enacting has me on the floor 🤣💀💀 As a nurse I can tell you that shot was too accurate 😂😂😂 but we cant be calling for Sharon like that
Fuhad's tone and inflection were perfect on that "It's yours🤷🏾♀️" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
He was confused like "what do you mean?" lmfaooo
@@saharajordan8503 exactly!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I’m crying 😭 laughing at the Sharon skit.. “there’s nut everywhere” 😂
"Yard" and "Me cyant breat" took my breath away.😂😂😂😂
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The Jamaican accent on the hypothetical ambulance call 😅
“SHARON! If I hang up this phone they’re gonna say I killed someone” 😂😂😂😂
Nah! 😭🤣🤣🤣 I am a 55 year old woman new to listening to you guys and my neighbours must think Ive lost the plot with the constant screams of laughter coming from my house 🤦🏾♀️😅 Im running you your Ps with a Bonus and a subscription to Patreon! Keep up the great work guys 😁
6:23 “thomas where are you calling from?”
“Yard” 💀
7:01 “what kind of exercise were you doing sir?”
Silence
“Rigorous”
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I’m typing this from beyond the grave because i died after hearing that.
😹😹😹😹😹😹same
"Rigerous" KILLED me
“ SHARON “ took me the fucc out 🤣🤣🤣😭💯 been binge watching them all day had my face, neck , head & stomach hurting w laughter
“The romance is through that door. Now take your fuckin’ clothes off.” 😂
“I’m going down the fire escape. That’s his yard now” took me out 😂 my bfs pissed cause I’m laughing so hard he woke up across the house
A girl stopped speaking to me cuz I was in a wheelchair from being hit by a car and I was “taking too long” to recover
LMFAOOOOOO
Oh no well I hope you are doing better now.😅
Whoaaa that’s too fucked up🥴🫠
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LMFAOAOOO OMG😭
" Walk me through this procedure" FINISHEDDDDD🤣🤣🤣🤣 , the cheek of the doctor speaking to you like that with all those M's.
Things like this make james so endearing. He’s a bit jaded because of past experiences, but you can tell he’s someone who loves deeply.
Seriously it was Thomas and Sharon for me. I literally keeled over laughing and coughing. My lungs are fine tho… 😂
Key phrases from today😂😂😂
Bullshit rhetoricals
Yakuza esque bruddah
How real is this threat 😂
Aberdeen yeah🙌🏾
29 cute little m’s
Clinically short
Restart the laugh
Literally watching looking forward to every one and its woooorthiiiiit😂😂😂
Bullshit rhetoricals destroyed me!
I don't remember if it was in this episode but my FAVORITE is Fuhad saying "that's not funny but it's hilarious" 🤣🤣👏👏
15:16 “some Stevie ting” while Fuhad plays the air piano has me cryn at the desk 😂 😭 ☠️
I love how you make a full blown skit out of one story 😂😂😂😂
Fuhad: Spell restaurant right now
James: 👀 Huh?
Mans was terrified bruv
"If I hang up this phone, they'll say that I killed someone" 😂😂
I live for James laughing with his belly when he hears the hilarious responses read by Fuhad 😂😂😂 I’m literally out of breath, laughing too!! 😂😂😂
I literally almost crunched my lung laughing at this 😭😭😭😭😭 "Sharon!!"
😂as someone who’s recently found them b/c of IG, I really fucking loves the hot takes on the crazy questions. That “he told me to speak Spanish to him…I’m Filipino” IS TOO FUNNY
I think the pettiest reasons I stopped talking to someone was with my ex bf. Out of nowhere his voice bugged the shit out of me. Just imagine the most annoying sound you’ve ever heard and that how I felt about his voice. Even when he wasn’t speaking and I was texting him, I could hear his voice ringing through my ears.
Damn😅
😂😂😂 I know this situation. I’ve been here before 🤦🏾♀️
Lmaaaaaaaaaaoooooooooooooo
Or just their face period… and you just want to smack it away lol
@@adriana27100 Yeah, I had to hold that in for awhile. 😂
"God bless you Sharon" 😂😂
Yakuza? He should have been mad worried from the mention of him being released 😂 you can't casually glaze over that. Nope. That was her boyfriend.
I love the way Fuhad sets them up and has James doubled over with laughter. It would only work with them two.
That orgy story was WILD…love that she just causally throws in she was married at the end 😂
Then casually blames the husband for it
Women ☕️
Condoms were optional is crazy!!
I found you guys this morning and have been binge watching. Last night I cried myself to sleep due to recent rejection and heartbreak and now I’m about to get back in the gym in a few mins and I have enjoyed my day so far. You guys really helped cheer me up. Thank you handsome gentlemen, from Chicago, IL USA 💕
Hope you're flourishing x
@@snugglebugglewoowoo omg thank you. I’m so much better.
Get it girl! Keep focusing on yourself and doing good things for yourself! I hope you’re doing great now!
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@@ObeyDaqSwaqq glad to hear it. Stay awesome x
He put his hand there and said oooh your sooo warm! I know you’re ready, it’s so warm! And I said yea, it’s because I’m alive. It’s not supposed to be cold! It’s not warm for the reasons you’re thinking because I’m not at all turned on…DUMMY! 😩
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😭😭😭😭 “I know you’re ready” BYEEE
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It’s not a fucking crock pot!! It’s always running if your girls breathing!!😂😂😂😂😂
@@sommerw478 Thank you! You took me out with the crockpot comment! I’m definitely going to use that! 😂😂😂
Trying to watch this at work without seriously laughing out loud, is too difficult
I can’t handle y’all’s scenarios! You keep adding on 😂 “HE HAS A PICTURE OF ME!” 😂😂
LMAOOO. The skit at the beginning took me out I can't remember the last time I laughed this hard 💀💀💀 pls do more
I reckon James was about to bust a lung about 18 minutes in 🤣🤣 Sharon be on the phone quick time asking basic rhetoricals 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
That one had me dying in the middle of Panera 😂😂 "it's yours"🤣🤣
Theirs no way im reading this correctly. But I am laughing so hard from this
Found y’all on TikTok, your content has me ☠️ every time, love it!!
The “Sharon” 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I love these re-enactments! 🤣🤣🤣
I have laughed through this whole episode, I caught a cramp. I'm not finished yet. I'm at the part where James said I'd do it but I'd guilt trip her for the rest of her life. That's what he said, but this is what I heard:
James mum: "James, can you take the trash out for me dear?"
James: "Tell your 29 million dollar eye to take the trash out."
Is it just me or is it that when both James & Fuhad left there 9 to 5 they got funnier?
Keep up the funny good work, fellas!
-newish fan from San Antonio, TX
update: Finished the podcast. Those icks. I'ma take the rest of day fam.
On me , I'd def give my OG the look like "ma 29 mill for 1 eye, how bout all paid trip to Dubai *kanye shrug* lol
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They can drink whenever and whatever they want to now, without having to even think about work
New fan from also from (south) central TX. absolutely hilarious watching this for the first time.
Newish fan from Central TX 👋🏽
“God bless you Sharon” took me owwttttt 😂😂
Been listening for a couple of hours on auto play and *I was in the loo when I heard my name being called* scared the sh!t out of me, I thought a stranger had walked into my house 🤣🤣😂😂
I laughed SOOOO hard at this comment I snorted!!
@@ShaylaGayla 😂😂 and as IF a man had walked into my house 😂
Ratid... I'm weak... the visual is deafening. Thanks🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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The acting out the scenarios are killing me!!!😂😂😂😂
I needed to call Sharon during this role play😭 almost chocked on my ice cream sandy lmaooo
Finished the episode and then went back to rewatch the role play call. Literally laughed until I cried both times. Funniest episode I've heard so far. 😂
"Sharon!!" 💀 ☠ mi ded
He Stopped, He farted and he kept going. Feel like this is a 3 persons walk into a bar joke set up 😂😂😂
listening to the AITA story on the bus and I'm on the edge of my seat and crying at the same time😂 you guys kill me ahaha
You've spent 55 years with 20/20 you have less than that to go 😂😭😭 was wild 😂😂
This dusted me 😂😂😂😂
When this man said "rigorous"... I died
I am a woman, and I believe years of shoe shopping for heels is how I got good at accurately guessing inches.
The crunching noise is subcutaneous emphysema. It feels and sounds like rice crispies 😂😂😂
Glad it doesn't sound like that air-bubble foil, that is hard to resist. 😄
While not nice for the patient, it’s really cool to hear as a health care professional. Really hard to to pop it like bubble wrap
He walked around the mall went into almost every store and said “I’ll come back for it” then took me out to get pizza at a Chinese spot.
WHY? 😄
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What an abomination lol.
Sharon, Sharon…..come get this phone please! If I hang up they’re going to say I killed someone🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
" Sir what kinda exercises were you doing?...... RIGOROUS " 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
And the accent switch up lmfaooooooooo 🇯🇲🇯🇲🇯🇲🇯🇲
Fuhad: What kind of exercise?
James: RIGOROUS!!!!!
That roleplaying skit sent me far far away 🤣🤣
I woke up with a cricked neck and I can’t be laughing like this 😭🤣 . I’m at work at my desk wheezing at the Sharon skit 🤣🤣
The “role play” just progressively got funnier, that jant had my own self gasping for airrr 😫😂🤣🤣
You man need to do more of the little skits like the 999 call . That was jokes 🤣
If you’ve got to bend one knee slightly to kiss….that’s politely bending down 😂😂😂😂 take that from a 6ft 1 girl 😂😂
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@@faridbejar3973 😂😂
@@staceydonaldson7526 6'1" goddess in white robe? I'm here for it :)
@@faridbejar3973 😂😂
You can tell that these guys have Jamaican friends cause mi cyaah breath send me 😂😂😂😂
Lol 🤣 I've thanked someone before...
We had finished in doggystle, I collapsed on my stomach out of breath, and breathily said, thank you! Then knocked the fuck out 😂🤣😂
We had been together for a little over a year, so he was used to my quirks already 😁
I do it often 😅
“Him said he can’t breeve.” I’m crying!!!!!
Sharon...in a Jamaican accent! He said he can't breathe☎️📞😂.
You just came. Manifesting a climax😂😂
Mans seh him calling from yaad lol 😆 😂 🤣
I love this podcast it's hands down the funniest one I've found. I started out watching the shorts and one day went to the page and was soooooo happy when I seen that y'all had whole videos.
James is forever starting a new life 🤣🤣🤣
James starts a new life every week. 🧢
Y'all are so funny, I had to tell my mom. Now she's a fan. My stomach hurts from laughing so hard.
Not the Batman 😂🤣😂🤣 literally can’t stop laughing!!! Brilliant absolutely Brilliant guys!
i needed this today! literally boosted my mood! my favorite episode so far. had me silently ugly laughing and crying in my school dining hall
The stopping at red lights…I was doubled over laughing bc girl whatttttt 😂😭
I laughed so hard after "dont look at me"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👌
The phone call scenario had me crying 😭😂
Thomas be laughing way too hard for someone with a collapsed lung😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"that's POVERTY!!" 😂😂🤣🤣💀💀💀💀 I CAN'T BREATHEEEE
As a healthcare provider I have had to get another nurse to talk to a patient that was getting out of pocket because I knew it was a matter of time before I knocked a mf out
My lungs are crunching I'm laughing too much 🤣🤣🤣
I laughed so hard ...exercising rigorously 🤣🤣🤣🤣 that whole reenactment was hilarious ...
Sharon 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I hear Fuhad's scenario, but bro my dad left me for free😭😭 no one paid him, mandem said "fuck em kids" and I'm that kid💀💀
I can't watch an episode straight through, I always have to pause because I'm laughing so hard it hurts 😂. So good, love you guys
I can never hold it together when it’s time for role play.. idk howwww they get into that hilarious character 😂😂
I beg someone make an anime based off the akuza situation! the guy coming up the flights of states and James scribbling on the paper ‘bins go out of Tuesday’ slams it on the door and crawls off the balcony to the one below 🤣👌
“ Sharon, he say he can’t breed…” I threw my damn phone and hit the floor!!🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀
The roleplay had me CRIIIIIIIIIINE!!! 😩🤣🤣🤣
Yo.... that phone call skit about wankin had me in stitches 🤣 🤣 🤣 I'm gone
“Who does he think is??” I felt that same knowing I got choices, Tf 😂😂😂
"sharon,if i hang up the call they are gonna say i murdered him so take the phone now"
He asked me to talk dirty in Manchester accent...🤣 am African English is my 3rd language 😱🤣🤣🤣🤣
I am in that age bracket where i love these guys sense of humour and it makes me laugh BUT i don't know who ASAP Rocky is😂
When Fuhad said he would drag all the duvet. 😂😂😂😂
This whole episode just had me loosing it!
First off - I’m in love with both of you apparently.
Second - y’all are the only ones that consistently make me laugh with EVERY video ❤😂
This one almost killed me, laughed so hard I almost fell off the treadmill. Thanks boys!