NELK BOYS SMOKING INSIDE BARBERSHOP PRANK | Jeff's Barbershop

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  • čas přidán 3. 08. 2020
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Komentáře • 3,4K

  • @ER7ronaldo
    @ER7ronaldo Před 3 lety +2976

    “I have a heart problem” yet he’s smoking cigarettes and shot gunning white claws 😂

    • @frankdowling7071
      @frankdowling7071 Před 3 lety +103

      You obviously don’t watch NELK

    • @ER7ronaldo
      @ER7ronaldo Před 3 lety +38

      Frank Dowling lmao obviously it’s a joke

    • @xxdiamond345xx3
      @xxdiamond345xx3 Před 3 lety +6

      Life does not matter, nor has it ever mattered. Well, for some people. It’s quite likely you have no desire to become rich or famous. Or maybe you do. Or maybe you want lots of money, but no fame. If this is the case, then you and me are a bit alike. On a different note, let’s talk about video games. Everyone loves them. Maybe your parents do too. Maybe they don’t. Well, I can tell you right now that my parents are not a big fan of gaming. I spent a large portion of my life playing video games all day... until my life took a turn for the worse. I was put in foster care and moved from house to house to house. Then one day, 5 years later, I was adopted. One of the happiest moments of my life. Long story short, they think I am immature. They despise online gaming, which is something I absolutely love. I would like to prove them wrong by becoming a successful, self made person. That is why I would like you to subscribe to my CZcams channel. I am asking you for nothing more. If you would like me to explain why I want you to do so, then so be it. My old Xbox is breaking. The fan has stopped working, and frequently crashes. The new Xbox Series X is something I’ve been eyeing for a while now. It will be released to the public on “Holiday 2020” which is before or on Christmas. I would like to show my parents that I have indeed reached the level of maturity they requested. I would also like to make some money on the side. Who wouldn’t? I don’t have the slightest idea who you are, and we have not seen each other in real life. This does not matter, though. Honestly, I don’t know why I wrote that. If you have decided to read this far into my essay, then I congratulate your efforts. I would most definitely send you a thank you letter, but perhaps you would not like to give me your address. This is understandable. Okay, I think I need to stop. Let’s pause for a second, and take a deep breath. If you would like to read this last bit, then keep reading. If you would not like to, then honor your own wishes and do so. I would like you to subscribe to my CZcams channel. I have given you adequate reason to consider it, but if you disagree, then please pretend that I never wrote this comment. Whatever you choose, I would like you to have a nice day and be positive to other people. Even a “hello” or a “thank you” can make a difference in a person’s entire day. Thank you for reading this. Goodbye, fellow CZcamsr.

    • @ER7ronaldo
      @ER7ronaldo Před 3 lety +7

      Purveyor why do you have so many dislikes on your videos

    • @jacksmith4438
      @jacksmith4438 Před 3 lety +5

      Welcome to nelk bud

  • @nathan9048
    @nathan9048 Před 3 lety +3956

    Steve "i got smokes for the kids"
    "They're cancer kids"
    "So then they're stressed out"
    😂😂😂😂😂

    • @kartgal
      @kartgal Před 3 lety +66

      With everyone getting cancelled for saying the most minor things like 10 years ago, how does Steve get away with all the shit he says in 2020????

    • @papichorizo146
      @papichorizo146 Před 3 lety +49

      @Interesting Igloo, because of his fans. They would never turn on him for his dark humor

    • @llamacebu216
      @llamacebu216 Před 3 lety +6

      @@kartgal it's not about what you know, it's who you blow on the way up

    • @nathan9048
      @nathan9048 Před 3 lety +3

      @@kartgal idek he must have so much money so has the best lawyers😂

    • @moelester4533
      @moelester4533 Před 3 lety +2

      @@kartgal because he has always been like that . It's what got him famous

  • @adriancampos1976
    @adriancampos1976 Před 3 lety +558

    All the eye jokes hit different now lol

    • @mk810
      @mk810 Před 2 lety +1

      4:16 ...

  • @dimipats258
    @dimipats258 Před 3 lety +5270

    I love how Steve is probably the only person that can’t be cancelled

    • @tientrinh943
      @tientrinh943 Před 3 lety +194

      Yeah and he’s the only one funny left

    • @tientrinh943
      @tientrinh943 Před 3 lety +135

      Salon has no jokes, and Nelk is too rich and lazy to say crazy things anymore

    • @NMP74483
      @NMP74483 Před 3 lety +22

      Tien Trinh cap

    • @LeethalThrows
      @LeethalThrows Před 3 lety +13

      What happens when your canceled can you not make anymore videos or a new acc

    • @thy_turtlegod3576
      @thy_turtlegod3576 Před 3 lety +12

      Static Beast that’s obviously not true

  • @urbansniper605
    @urbansniper605 Před 3 lety +2560

    Jeff and Jonah look like they binge-watched Stranger Things for 3 months

  • @ferdiewright6784
    @ferdiewright6784 Před 3 lety +10048

    50 k likes and Natalie gets a mullet

  • @vau2137
    @vau2137 Před 3 lety +3739

    when 2 different friend groups kick it and the vibe is just not there
    that's how I felt watching this

    • @AdventuresGaming
      @AdventuresGaming Před 3 lety +307

      Deadass bro its like 2 whole ass different vibes but the spark really ain't there causing shit to be awkward

    • @OzzzyKane
      @OzzzyKane Před 3 lety +414

      Lmao that's everyone with Jeff though... Kind of the point of the show lol

    • @AdventuresGaming
      @AdventuresGaming Před 3 lety +101

      @@OzzzyKane thats what causes that eeriness that makes the show special

    • @chelseamartinez956
      @chelseamartinez956 Před 3 lety +27

      Yea they don’t have the same vibe

    • @ricardogarza7529
      @ricardogarza7529 Před 3 lety +37

      True is prolly cuz Jeff used to being around softer people

  • @floatyseagull9472
    @floatyseagull9472 Před 3 lety +1316

    Jeff’s sense of humor is that of a depressed Danny Gonzalez

    • @TheyNerfedYou
      @TheyNerfedYou Před 3 lety +4

      😭😭😭😭

    • @bigbirdloc8819
      @bigbirdloc8819 Před 3 lety +1

      Is that a good thing or bad thing?

    • @sklizzy3125
      @sklizzy3125 Před 3 lety +6

      no its not jeff is funny

    • @sklizzy3125
      @sklizzy3125 Před 3 lety +5

      Cris FO i hate how people interpret people’s opinions as law. i stated my opinion and you thought i said it was a law??

    • @evastood4539
      @evastood4539 Před 3 lety

      moist monkey 😂

  • @tryhard9995
    @tryhard9995 Před 3 lety +1756

    “Second hand smoke is just a conspiracy, it’s not real”- Jesse 😭

  • @Short.sh0rts
    @Short.sh0rts Před 3 lety +674

    When jeff put on the eye patch and Jonah said “why are you wearing a mask on your eye” 😭😭😭☠️☠️☠️

    • @MatthewMilton
      @MatthewMilton Před 3 lety +1

      Jeff should I quit youtube my friends keep making fun of me for it

    • @arod3674
      @arod3674 Před 3 lety +4

      Matt Milton if you need someone else’s approval probably

    • @jaxonh299
      @jaxonh299 Před 3 lety +3

      Matt Milton yes you should if you need someone’s approval

    • @iCynnie
      @iCynnie Před 3 lety

      wait that's what happened to Jeff's face ? he got jumped ?

    • @arod3674
      @arod3674 Před 3 lety

      Cynthia no one knows for legal reasons he said he can’t talk about it

  • @markthecreatr
    @markthecreatr Před 3 lety +669

    I feel like Jeff was being such a good host and providing content and the NELK boys just dropped it... and I came here for Nelk.

    • @XnRz
      @XnRz Před 3 lety +201

      yeah they were pretty lame to be honest. Jeff carried this episode

    • @coldsuncrowfeet
      @coldsuncrowfeet Před 3 lety +67

      if you actually enjoy the nelk boys you need a lobotomy

    • @markthecreatr
      @markthecreatr Před 3 lety +20

      @@coldsuncrowfeet they have millions of subscribers man ...

    • @xxkarlosxxxxxx7233
      @xxkarlosxxxxxx7233 Před 3 lety +46

      Yeah they were dryer than the Sahara dessert... boring AF... like they were uncomfortable or didn't wanna be there

    • @austinjames199758
      @austinjames199758 Před 3 lety +13

      @@xxkarlosxxxxxx7233 they just didn’t vibe which is fine, can’t force magic

  • @alexiavega8622
    @alexiavega8622 Před 3 lety +381

    "I have cancer, im on the basketball team" LMAOOOOOOOOOOO

  • @dreamedrook7590
    @dreamedrook7590 Před 3 lety +265

    - I got smokes for the kids, im sure they're stressed out
    - They're cancer kids
    Lmao

    • @sacrificial420
      @sacrificial420 Před 3 lety +5

      I actually took them, but they cut that out lol.

    • @quicerr3922
      @quicerr3922 Před 3 lety +1

      @@sacrificial420 lmao they really did cut that out

    • @boogityhoo7452
      @boogityhoo7452 Před 3 lety

      @@sacrificial420 are you legit one of the guys who were selling chocolate?

  • @imnotalen614
    @imnotalen614 Před 3 lety +975

    BRO HOW IS EVERY EPISODE A BANGER

    • @oso2165
      @oso2165 Před 3 lety +8

      Cause it’s Jeff

    • @noemi2012
      @noemi2012 Před 3 lety +4

      I LOVE JEFF'S AND JONAH'S HUMOR, THEIR BOTH SO FUNNY

    • @Adnan-sk4jr
      @Adnan-sk4jr Před 3 lety +2

      I'm an asthmatic, weed fanatic
      When I get high I leave the planet
      Tryna kick the habit but every day it's on my mind

    • @a.-7774
      @a.-7774 Před 3 lety +1

      This is the furthest thing from a banger. Did we watch the same thing? Absolute trash

  • @sonnychavez6282
    @sonnychavez6282 Před 3 lety +495

    I love how Jesse knows how crazy Steve is when Jeff gives him the taser lol

    • @Discipline-Diligence
      @Discipline-Diligence Před 3 lety +6

      This is the most awkward CZcams video ever how do people watch this channel lmao😂

    • @xxkarlosxxxxxx7233
      @xxkarlosxxxxxx7233 Před 3 lety +5

      I feel like Jeff and Steve would hit it off because I feel like Steve is also a psychopath like Jeff

    • @xxkarlosxxxxxx7233
      @xxkarlosxxxxxx7233 Před 3 lety +6

      @@Discipline-Diligence because there's people like yourself who don't get the point of the videl

  • @sicsempertyrannis4545
    @sicsempertyrannis4545 Před 3 lety +354

    This has the same energy as the Eric Andre show

    • @dontfollowdajjal5980
      @dontfollowdajjal5980 Před 3 lety +4

      Tjats what its based off dude

    • @coldsuncrowfeet
      @coldsuncrowfeet Před 3 lety +3

      you are so late

    • @topspot4834
      @topspot4834 Před 3 lety +4

      Jeff has said probably about 20x that this is what is based on ... With a touch of Hot Ones then Jeff added his own twist. I just feel bad for the people that don't get his humor cause it's seriously the best!

  • @crany09
    @crany09 Před 3 lety +4739

    Jeff is so funny without even trying. Natural comedian

    • @bluecheesewithwings2105
      @bluecheesewithwings2105 Před 3 lety +117

      I like him too but clearly your a girl who just likes him lol

    • @physe1637
      @physe1637 Před 3 lety +28

      @@bluecheesewithwings2105 ok?

    • @ayftb6558
      @ayftb6558 Před 3 lety +65

      he’s always trying to be funny

    • @ForTheMonolith
      @ForTheMonolith Před 3 lety +20

      Its the editing. Not the jokes

    • @caleb8807
      @caleb8807 Před 3 lety +10

      stop commenting the same shit on every post

  • @sarahx7902
    @sarahx7902 Před 3 lety +392

    Jeff is in a whole other league omg it’s brilliant

  • @jakegood4242
    @jakegood4242 Před 3 lety +56

    Jeff is making the beat me up Jokes and nelk is just like “wtf”

  • @Fourstundent
    @Fourstundent Před 3 lety +38

    After the new videos his cry for an end to the pain really hit hard

  • @carinlewis8858
    @carinlewis8858 Před 3 lety +692

    I love how the story behind Jeff’s injury changes each episode 😂

    • @FaizCaliph
      @FaizCaliph Před 3 lety +4

      Carin Lewis it was the mafia

    • @8brayant
      @8brayant Před 3 lety +2

      Do we know how he actually got injured?

    • @tyr1onna352
      @tyr1onna352 Před 3 lety +3

      Aurash Shoja no 💀💀

    • @tyr1onna352
      @tyr1onna352 Před 3 lety +1

      It changes atleast twice an episode

    • @Sour_roses
      @Sour_roses Před 3 lety +2

      It was china

  • @edgarsantos8030
    @edgarsantos8030 Před 3 lety +729

    Last time I was this early NELK wasn’t getting lawsuits.

    • @xxdiamond345xx3
      @xxdiamond345xx3 Před 3 lety

      Life does not matter, nor has it ever mattered. Well, for some people. It’s quite likely you have no desire to become rich or famous. Or maybe you do. Or maybe you want lots of money, but no fame. If this is the case, then you and me are a bit alike. On a different note, let’s talk about video games. Everyone loves them. Maybe your parents do too. Maybe they don’t. Well, I can tell you right now that my parents are not a big fan of gaming. I spent a large portion of my life playing video games all day... until my life took a turn for the worse. I was put in foster care and moved from house to house to house. Then one day, 5 years later, I was adopted. One of the happiest moments of my life. Long story short, they think I am immature. They despise online gaming, which is something I absolutely love. I would like to prove them wrong by becoming a successful, self made person. That is why I would like you to subscribe to my CZcams channel. I am asking you for nothing more. If you would like me to explain why I want you to do so, then so be it. My old Xbox is breaking. The fan has stopped working, and frequently crashes. The new Xbox Series X is something I’ve been eyeing for a while now. It will be released to the public on “Holiday 2020” which is before or on Christmas. I would like to show my parents that I have indeed reached the level of maturity they requested. I would also like to make some money on the side. Who wouldn’t? I don’t have the slightest idea who you are, and we have not seen each other in real life. This does not matter, though. Honestly, I don’t know why I wrote that. If you have decided to read this far into my essay, then I congratulate your efforts. I would most definitely send you a thank you letter, but perhaps you would not like to give me your address. This is understandable. Okay, I think I need to stop. Let’s pause for a second, and take a deep breath. If you would like to read this last bit, then keep reading. If you would not like to, then honor your own wishes and do so. I would like you to subscribe to my CZcams channel. I have given you adequate reason to consider it, but if you disagree, then please pretend that I never wrote this comment. Whatever you choose, I would like you to have a nice day and be positive to other people. Even a “hello” or a “thank you” can make a difference in a person’s entire day. Thank you for reading this. Goodbye, fellow CZcamsr.

    • @teku166
      @teku166 Před 3 lety +2

      @@xxdiamond345xx3 SORRY BUT I'M DELETING YOU FROM MY LIFE! *clicks delete* LOADING... ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ 99%. ERROR! It is impossible to delete our friendship. Post this to 1O people's profiles who you never want to lose. If you get 3 back, you're an amazing friend!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @ovichggat
      @ovichggat Před 3 lety +1

      @@xxdiamond345xx3 shut up. Thats all

    • @arkhost6968
      @arkhost6968 Před 3 lety +2

      @@xxdiamond345xx3 maybe get subs from good content not by guilt tripping people into it that's low af

    • @joshwestmacott9151
      @joshwestmacott9151 Před 3 lety

      @@xxdiamond345xx3 stfu

  • @hyronimaru617
    @hyronimaru617 Před 3 lety +41

    Why is no one talking about Edward Scissorhands catching that White Claw and going "Wap" lmfao

  • @jorgeruiz8441
    @jorgeruiz8441 Před 3 lety +279

    Damn looking at this video after he released what happened to him feels different

    • @gcroller93
      @gcroller93 Před 3 lety +3

      Sky diving accident bro

    • @e4411
      @e4411 Před 3 lety +7

      @@gcroller93 it wasn't sky diving🤔

    • @nickd2296
      @nickd2296 Před 3 lety +6

      Yeah, screw David Dobrik. Life is supposed to be precious and he almost killed Jeff.

    • @tonyvideoreview
      @tonyvideoreview Před 3 lety

      @@nickd2296 bc he held him at gunpoint snd forced him to jump off a plane

    • @Novack49
      @Novack49 Před 3 lety +1

      @@tonyvideoreview That’s not how he got injured though mate? At least watch the full documentary before commenting hahaha

  • @nathan9048
    @nathan9048 Před 3 lety +160

    " do i have a lazy eye "
    "Nah wellllllll its a little tired "
    😂😂

  • @hiezertaryn691
    @hiezertaryn691 Před 3 lety +1089

    We need a Jeff’s Barbershop bts. 10mins isn’t enough.

    • @pimpking3135
      @pimpking3135 Před 3 lety +9

      + nowAdays he talks for 2 minutes then a 2 minute advertiser:||||

    • @hiezertaryn691
      @hiezertaryn691 Před 3 lety

      Ya Boy Daquan dedass lol

    • @xxdiamond345xx3
      @xxdiamond345xx3 Před 3 lety

      Life does not matter, nor has it ever mattered. Well, for some people. It’s quite likely you have no desire to become rich or famous. Or maybe you do. Or maybe you want lots of money, but no fame. If this is the case, then you and me are a bit alike. On a different note, let’s talk about video games. Everyone loves them. Maybe your parents do too. Maybe they don’t. Well, I can tell you right now that my parents are not a big fan of gaming. I spent a large portion of my life playing video games all day... until my life took a turn for the worse. I was put in foster care and moved from house to house to house. Then one day, 5 years later, I was adopted. One of the happiest moments of my life. Long story short, they think I am immature. They despise online gaming, which is something I absolutely love. I would like to prove them wrong by becoming a successful, self made person. That is why I would like you to subscribe to my CZcams channel. I am asking you for nothing more. If you would like me to explain why I want you to do so, then so be it. My old Xbox is breaking. The fan has stopped working, and frequently crashes. The new Xbox Series X is something I’ve been eyeing for a while now. It will be released to the public on “Holiday 2020” which is before or on Christmas. I would like to show my parents that I have indeed reached the level of maturity they requested. I would also like to make some money on the side. Who wouldn’t? I don’t have the slightest idea who you are, and we have not seen each other in real life. This does not matter, though. Honestly, I don’t know why I wrote that. If you have decided to read this far into my essay, then I congratulate your efforts. I would most definitely send you a thank you letter, but perhaps you would not like to give me your address. This is understandable. Okay, I think I need to stop. Let’s pause for a second, and take a deep breath. If you would like to read this last bit, then keep reading. If you would not like to, then honor your own wishes and do so. I would like you to subscribe to my CZcams channel. I have given you adequate reason to consider it, but if you disagree, then please pretend that I never wrote this comment. Whatever you choose, I would like you to have a nice day and be positive to other people. Even a “hello” or a “thank you” can make a difference in a person’s entire day. Thank you for reading this. Goodbye, fellow CZcamsr.

    • @ali-nu3tn
      @ali-nu3tn Před 3 lety +7

      @@xxdiamond345xx3 👿👿🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻

    • @PoppaCap69
      @PoppaCap69 Před 3 lety +1

      I get your point but the no homo wasnt needed. We didn't think you were gay for wanting more content

  • @ttishot1115
    @ttishot1115 Před 3 lety +53

    “Give home a smoke there probably stressed”
    “They have cancer”

  • @emanuelfick
    @emanuelfick Před 3 lety +22

    I feel so sorry for jeff after the accident hes still going strong and doing great things in life respect jeff.

  • @jessicaw331
    @jessicaw331 Před 3 lety +607

    Is nobody gonna mention jojoe suprise appearance who also happens to be Jeff's first cut on the show lol

  • @seahorsecaptain207
    @seahorsecaptain207 Před 3 lety +288

    "I have a heart problem" he says as he sits there smoking a cigarette while drinking a white claw.

    • @herbalgiles9468
      @herbalgiles9468 Před 3 lety +4

      Bobby how is this funny

    • @fernfernisfernie
      @fernfernisfernie Před 3 lety +1

      he pussyed out

    • @boogityhoo7452
      @boogityhoo7452 Před 3 lety +7

      @@herbalgiles9468 where do you see him laughing ?

    • @EzFoMeh
      @EzFoMeh Před 3 lety +27

      If there’s one thing I learned from Nelk, it’s that Cigarettes help with stress and don’t cause cancer. Can’t wait till I’m 18+ so I can smoke a pack a day. Strong lungs here I come

    • @boogityhoo7452
      @boogityhoo7452 Před 3 lety +8

      @@EzFoMeh you gotta be 21 now bruh.. Unless you canadien and its still 18 up there.

  • @maxbeazt534
    @maxbeazt534 Před 3 lety +80

    Damn seeing this just surprises me that Jeff didn’t flip out whenever they were talking about his eyes since he wanted to keep that injury quiet but damn he can keep calm at any time

    • @jacksonsilva6335
      @jacksonsilva6335 Před 3 lety +5

      They play around.

    • @Boidan69
      @Boidan69 Před 3 lety +2

      They didn't go far it's just jokes 😂

    • @drez420
      @drez420 Před 2 lety

      This was before the incident I believe

    • @zackperry919
      @zackperry919 Před 2 lety

      @@drez420 No, no it's not.......

    • @superguy721
      @superguy721 Před 2 lety

      He knows they were just messing around

  • @jatsdua8563
    @jatsdua8563 Před 3 lety +109

    Is everyone that goes on the show acting uncomfortable? Or are they uncomfortable. I love Jeff hahah I would be dying in that chair

    • @holdenbaldassi3697
      @holdenbaldassi3697 Před 3 lety +14

      The nelk boys are uncomfortable on anyone else's camera if they aren't drinking hahah. They really didnt need salim and jay and pat there. If they had just jessie steve and kyle there guzzing beers it would be fine.

  • @oliviaw.3905
    @oliviaw.3905 Před 3 lety +923

    So far we know Jeff got injured by falling off a building, being inspired by a Tik Tok, sky diving without a parachute, being beaten with baseball bats in an alley and being assaulted by gang members 🧐😂

    • @Dacyy98
      @Dacyy98 Před 3 lety +10

      Yeah, that's it 😂😂

    • @ThatGirlLib
      @ThatGirlLib Před 3 lety +20

      Anyone know what really happened? He looks different. I don’t know if it’s the hair cut or facial hair. 🤔

    • @CocoPopssss
      @CocoPopssss Před 3 lety +14

      ThatGirlLib it was a boating accident apparently

    • @mangchaii
      @mangchaii Před 3 lety +10

      ThatGirlLib his cheeks are a bit fuller I’ve noticed like I think there’s a bit more weight in his face since the accident

    • @PirateBettie1
      @PirateBettie1 Před 3 lety +28

      probably gonna end up being "i broke my face cous i was on davids new tv-show obsticle course and fell"

  • @user-qz4bn2ui5t
    @user-qz4bn2ui5t Před 3 lety +293

    I love how in the thumbnail he just gave up after cutting out Jeff’s mullet.

  • @holdenbaldassi3697
    @holdenbaldassi3697 Před 3 lety +10

    Steve saves any awkward video from being awkward. Even When 905 said "how did you get here" right after getting his finger cut back in the day.
    Haha I couldnt handle how awkward it all was until that taser came out. Salim,Jay, and pat all hardly said a single word 🤣.

  • @SuperSocomSeals
    @SuperSocomSeals Před 3 lety +9

    the old guy with the sunglasses at 5:54 spilled half his whiteclaw on the ground and still didn't finish lmao

  • @joefox6000
    @joefox6000 Před 3 lety +300

    The sound design is way better than it has any right to be

    • @bryanl64
      @bryanl64 Před 3 lety +2

      What's the name of the background music for when he premotes the sponsor?

    • @drevival4078
      @drevival4078 Před 3 lety +5

      Darude sandstorm

    • @keith2939
      @keith2939 Před 3 lety

      dre vival no it’s not

    • @Explicitcorp
      @Explicitcorp Před 3 lety +3

      Keith is too

  • @gort4615
    @gort4615 Před 3 lety +1977

    This is how many ppl think Jeff is the best vlog squad member
    👇

    • @MinecraftManager
      @MinecraftManager Před 3 lety +3

      why do you have the name of an inventor

    • @Maria-sl4bh
      @Maria-sl4bh Před 3 lety

      @@MinecraftManager lol

    • @Alex-rx2cm
      @Alex-rx2cm Před 3 lety +5

      Cause he's hot as fuck. That helps

    • @eraticai5350
      @eraticai5350 Před 3 lety +15

      @@Alex-rx2cm Nah he has the best content everyone else just tries to emulate what David does

    • @xxdiamond345xx3
      @xxdiamond345xx3 Před 3 lety

      Life does not matter, nor has it ever mattered. Well, for some people. It’s quite likely you have no desire to become rich or famous. Or maybe you do. Or maybe you want lots of money, but no fame. If this is the case, then you and me are a bit alike. On a different note, let’s talk about video games. Everyone loves them. Maybe your parents do too. Maybe they don’t. Well, I can tell you right now that my parents are not a big fan of gaming. I spent a large portion of my life playing video games all day... until my life took a turn for the worse. I was put in foster care and moved from house to house to house. Then one day, 5 years later, I was adopted. One of the happiest moments of my life. Long story short, they think I am immature. They despise online gaming, which is something I absolutely love. I would like to prove them wrong by becoming a successful, self made person. That is why I would like you to subscribe to my CZcams channel. I am asking you for nothing more. If you would like me to explain why I want you to do so, then so be it. My old Xbox is breaking. The fan has stopped working, and frequently crashes. The new Xbox Series X is something I’ve been eyeing for a while now. It will be released to the public on “Holiday 2020” which is before or on Christmas. I would like to show my parents that I have indeed reached the level of maturity they requested. I would also like to make some money on the side. Who wouldn’t? I don’t have the slightest idea who you are, and we have not seen each other in real life. This does not matter, though. Honestly, I don’t know why I wrote that. If you have decided to read this far into my essay, then I congratulate your efforts. I would most definitely send you a thank you letter, but perhaps you would not like to give me your address. This is understandable. Okay, I think I need to stop. Let’s pause for a second, and take a deep breath. If you would like to read this last bit, then keep reading. If you would not like to, then honor your own wishes and do so. I would like you to subscribe to my CZcams channel. I have given you adequate reason to consider it, but if you disagree, then please pretend that I never wrote this comment. Whatever you choose, I would like you to have a nice day and be positive to other people. Even a “hello” or a “thank you” can make a difference in a person’s entire day. Thank you for reading this. Goodbye, fellow CZcamsr.

  • @lindsaydottz463
    @lindsaydottz463 Před 3 lety +215

    I thought this would of been a dope collaboration but I guess they just didn’t click lol awkward

  • @ethanlampshire615
    @ethanlampshire615 Před 3 lety +17

    "I've got cancer, I'm on the basketball team 😂😂😂

  • @quincyadams6961
    @quincyadams6961 Před 3 lety +285

    When he said “I have cancer!” Bruh I couldn’t stop laughing like a psychopath alone in my room

  • @AdventuresGaming
    @AdventuresGaming Před 3 lety +258

    Swear Jeff already knew Dixie was being cheated on even when he was joking, lmao

  • @walkerscoral
    @walkerscoral Před 3 lety +4

    “Ask more questions about his eyes” Jonah and Jeff work so well together lol

  • @BrokenRyan_
    @BrokenRyan_ Před 3 lety

    been waiting for this collab!!

  • @cornelius-dinglebert
    @cornelius-dinglebert Před 3 lety +309

    i look at jeff and goddamn even with a mullet he is handsome

    • @riabecerra1029
      @riabecerra1029 Před 3 lety +3

      even with a lazy eye

    • @cornelius-dinglebert
      @cornelius-dinglebert Před 3 lety +1

      Riaaa damn straight not everyone can pull off the prison assault look

    • @xxdiamond345xx3
      @xxdiamond345xx3 Před 3 lety

      Life does not matter, nor has it ever mattered. Well, for some people. It’s quite likely you have no desire to become rich or famous. Or maybe you do. Or maybe you want lots of money, but no fame. If this is the case, then you and me are a bit alike. On a different note, let’s talk about video games. Everyone loves them. Maybe your parents do too. Maybe they don’t. Well, I can tell you right now that my parents are not a big fan of gaming. I spent a large portion of my life playing video games all day... until my life took a turn for the worse. I was put in foster care and moved from house to house to house. Then one day, 5 years later, I was adopted. One of the happiest moments of my life. Long story short, they think I am immature. They despise online gaming, which is something I absolutely love. I would like to prove them wrong by becoming a successful, self made person. That is why I would like you to subscribe to my CZcams channel. I am asking you for nothing more. If you would like me to explain why I want you to do so, then so be it. My old Xbox is breaking. The fan has stopped working, and frequently crashes. The new Xbox Series X is something I’ve been eyeing for a while now. It will be released to the public on “Holiday 2020” which is before or on Christmas. I would like to show my parents that I have indeed reached the level of maturity they requested. I would also like to make some money on the side. Who wouldn’t? I don’t have the slightest idea who you are, and we have not seen each other in real life. This does not matter, though. Honestly, I don’t know why I wrote that. If you have decided to read this far into my essay, then I congratulate your efforts. I would most definitely send you a thank you letter, but perhaps you would not like to give me your address. This is understandable. Okay, I think I need to stop. Let’s pause for a second, and take a deep breath. If you would like to read this last bit, then keep reading. If you would not like to, then honor your own wishes and do so. I would like you to subscribe to my CZcams channel. I have given you adequate reason to consider it, but if you disagree, then please pretend that I never wrote this comment. Whatever you choose, I would like you to have a nice day and be positive to other people. Even a “hello” or a “thank you” can make a difference in a person’s entire day. Thank you for reading this. Goodbye, fellow CZcamsr.

    • @1ksubsnocontentchallenge
      @1ksubsnocontentchallenge Před 3 lety +4

      @@xxdiamond345xx3 are you ok? Do you want me to call an ambulance?

    • @0gleedleleedle723
      @0gleedleleedle723 Před 3 lety +1

      @@iamvengeancers bruh he's littearlly copy and pasting that on a shitton of different videos...it's hella cringy.

  • @DiLeggeBrothers
    @DiLeggeBrothers Před 3 lety +260

    Listen to Jona's laugh, sounds just like a villager in mincraft being smacked. 3:27

  • @nicoleb535
    @nicoleb535 Před 3 lety +4

    Jeff is the best. He’s funny and legit gives great haircuts.

  • @CezaMVO
    @CezaMVO Před 3 lety +889

    Nelk are so crazy that they canceled out Jeff's crazy, so he couldn't prank them

    • @benjaminpiatkowski9185
      @benjaminpiatkowski9185 Před 3 lety +20

      ☣☣ẌЇℒ€Ð☣☣ used to,
      they aren’t funny anymore

    • @CezaMVO
      @CezaMVO Před 3 lety +6

      @@benjaminpiatkowski9185 I like them the most when they trolling Bradley Martin

    • @anon_y_mous6709
      @anon_y_mous6709 Před 3 lety +1

      @@benjaminpiatkowski9185 nah you just lost your sense of humor

    • @jc24445
      @jc24445 Před 3 lety +1

      @@anon_y_mous6709 all they do is party with their goofy ass lookin crew. What do they do that's funny besides calling Bradley a drug dealer?

    • @anon_y_mous6709
      @anon_y_mous6709 Před 3 lety +1

      @@jc24445 Pranks, jokes, not sitting on their ass all day arguing in a CZcams comment section etc

  • @TheSalonGuy
    @TheSalonGuy Před 3 lety +306

    Full send cut Jeff nice!!!

  • @Jrock2580
    @Jrock2580 Před 3 lety

    Bro Jeff gave the best description of NELK 😭😂😂💯🤣 love your videos man 💯👍🏼

  • @j.frazer9131
    @j.frazer9131 Před 3 lety +29

    The Canadiannnnnn accent on his dad though hahahahaha “buddy, I’ll throw you a hunerd bahks” 😜

  • @SaadPKazi
    @SaadPKazi Před 3 lety +241

    "Ask more questions about Nelk"
    "No I'm alright"

    • @801MOTO3
      @801MOTO3 Před 3 lety +21

      He said "ask more questions about his eyes" lmao where did you get "nelk" from "eyes" 😂

    • @SaadPKazi
      @SaadPKazi Před 3 lety

      @@801MOTO3 oh true wasnt paying attention lol

  • @Vikram-cd5lk
    @Vikram-cd5lk Před 3 lety +353

    This isn’t a hair cut show anymore... it’s a fever dream

  • @ak-47deadlysmile37
    @ak-47deadlysmile37 Před 3 lety +1

    This is the only channel on CZcams where a guy can come watch and laugh love it man

  • @hjklimilly
    @hjklimilly Před 3 lety

    Jeff congrats dude honestly! Keep up the hard work!

  • @brandonb5764
    @brandonb5764 Před 3 lety +313

    We need Danny Duncan on Jeff’s Barbershop

  • @TheGreatBambi
    @TheGreatBambi Před 3 lety +6

    I have an lazy eye
    "Which ones lazy?"
    "They both look lazy"
    That shit killed me😂

  • @EdwinLied
    @EdwinLied Před 3 lety +6

    “Wtf does that got to do with a lazy eye”😂

  • @adamgiardina7411
    @adamgiardina7411 Před 3 lety +212

    the only people crazier than jeff to ever be on this show

    • @semilladesandia7938
      @semilladesandia7938 Před 3 lety +39

      They were lame as hell in this video though

    • @domjoseph2007
      @domjoseph2007 Před 3 lety +7

      I’m the jay was pretty crazy too

    • @JV-zf5lq
      @JV-zf5lq Před 3 lety +5

      Last episode was the craziest. These people were chill ass hell. lol

    • @slickshlong7549
      @slickshlong7549 Před 3 lety +2

      @@domjoseph2007 yeah you're right she doesn't support blm

    • @fernfernisfernie
      @fernfernisfernie Před 3 lety

      well clearly you didn't watch the last episode

  • @DiLeggeBrothers
    @DiLeggeBrothers Před 3 lety +141

    Jeff looks right at home busting up that car with a bat. He's going back to his old, criminal ways.

  • @jessicafregoso623
    @jessicafregoso623 Před 3 lety +1

    never thought I’d see this collab .. love it

  • @webcam344
    @webcam344 Před 3 lety +2

    Steve has the best sense of humor I swear lol

  • @fordparler8076
    @fordparler8076 Před 3 lety +203

    jeff looks like he needs his own barbershop right abt now

    • @boogityhoo7452
      @boogityhoo7452 Před 3 lety +1

      What you mean? You are literally watching a video about him having his own barbershop ? Or do you mean needs his own barber?

    • @hayaahyder1904
      @hayaahyder1904 Před 3 lety +8

      Boogity Hoo lmao i think he’s saying he needs a haircut cause of his mullet

    • @boogityhoo7452
      @boogityhoo7452 Před 3 lety +1

      @@hayaahyder1904 yea I'm thinking that as well now. Lol

    • @sammyg.4255
      @sammyg.4255 Před 3 lety +4

      Yooo that mullets is fire asf🔥

  • @angieivezaj1526
    @angieivezaj1526 Před 3 lety +52

    Jeff is so funny and he doesn’t even try at all LMAOO

  • @kevinsiqueiros5719
    @kevinsiqueiros5719 Před 3 lety

    These are like 2 of my favorite worlds colliding, more nelk & jeff pls

  • @smeezball
    @smeezball Před 3 lety

    Recently obsessed subbed/post notifications 😅

  • @alextatar2720
    @alextatar2720 Před 3 lety +215

    They almost broke jeff’s character 😂

  • @2dope278
    @2dope278 Před 3 lety +425

    Once Jonah started getting money, seems like he’s only getting fatter lol

    • @Bucknastyy
      @Bucknastyy Před 3 lety +33

      Feel bad for him, still funny though lol

    • @carlosespinoza4375
      @carlosespinoza4375 Před 3 lety +16

      He eating a lil too good lol

    • @ercacalcarr666
      @ercacalcarr666 Před 3 lety +15

      Mo’ money mo’ problems 🤷‍♀️

    • @ThatGirlLib
      @ThatGirlLib Před 3 lety +1

      Thought you meant Jesse. 🤣🤷🏻‍♀️

    • @iggystardust9236
      @iggystardust9236 Před 3 lety +4

      @@ercacalcarr666 lol he really is channelling Biggie Smallz

  • @dolphinpaintingllc6292

    Jeffs videos are great 💯✊

  • @trippiily
    @trippiily Před 3 lety +12

    the only case i’ll ever buy from casetify is Jeff’s

  • @bison6468
    @bison6468 Před 3 lety +264

    No one:
    Jeff: *Making everyone's day better.*

  • @JeeSee
    @JeeSee Před 3 lety +99

    Jeff doesn't have a lazy eye. It's just calm, ready to murder anyone who steps in the shop.

  • @katielynn731
    @katielynn731 Před 3 lety +1

    Just started the video and I already know it’s going to be a fever dream

  • @Princessjasmineeee
    @Princessjasmineeee Před 3 lety +3

    Jeff’s shirt said: where’s Waldo lol 😂

  • @SimonSkittleFace
    @SimonSkittleFace Před 3 lety +118

    The collab no one knew they wanted, but love.

  • @jacobsamuel1796
    @jacobsamuel1796 Před 3 lety +36

    Never thought I’d see this collab

  • @MLTVstupid
    @MLTVstupid Před 3 lety

    This vid is too good. Best one yet. I love when you give steve the taser and he offers the cancer kids smokes

  • @newworldorder1188
    @newworldorder1188 Před 3 lety

    Rockin' back and forth lol
    He found it funny

  • @ericocallaghan9322
    @ericocallaghan9322 Před 3 lety +61

    I feel like this collab could’ve been a lot better

    • @OKjoey86
      @OKjoey86 Před 3 lety +9

      Nelk guys have soooo much personality. Psyche. Got em

    • @lotusinferno1154
      @lotusinferno1154 Před 3 lety +1

      Yeah fr, Nelk has been dope this year, getting better and better, they should collab again but on their channel.

  • @nikinichole7213
    @nikinichole7213 Před 3 lety +31

    Jeff always looks like his life is falling apart and I find it attractive af

  • @SethTheDrummer
    @SethTheDrummer Před 3 lety +17

    “These things can be ran over by a tank.” Can’t that be done to any phone case? 😂

  • @datstrue375
    @datstrue375 Před 3 lety +4

    4:34 did he really just say ‘second-hand smokin is just a conspiracy’ what??😂

  • @Drahoxable
    @Drahoxable Před 3 lety +54

    Don't you love how Jeff changes his accident story every episode, just like the Joker in the Dark Knight.

    • @BenSelvester
      @BenSelvester Před 2 lety +1

      This actually may have hit the nail on the head, as he mentioned joker a lot in his recovery videos.

  • @Se7enLuckyslevin
    @Se7enLuckyslevin Před 3 lety +15

    Jeffs back must hurt from carrying the vlogsquad

  • @Drew__Films
    @Drew__Films Před 3 lety +1

    I loved how Steve was the only one that laughed when Jeff asked if they were from Florida. Lmao probably because he's the only one who is actually from there 😂

  • @martinbeats8290
    @martinbeats8290 Před 3 lety

    best episode so far!

  • @christopherchicas9572
    @christopherchicas9572 Před 3 lety +23

    This show feels like a higher quality early 2000’s reality show with 80’s music

  • @UGHITSJOE
    @UGHITSJOE Před 3 lety +1213

    Is anyone hiring?

  • @rileycoldiron685
    @rileycoldiron685 Před 3 lety +1

    I love how Pat's always with them! Definetley part of the brand at this point

  • @pheenix5653
    @pheenix5653 Před 3 lety +20

    This is the first time where it looks like Jeff is actually scared

  • @Antonchak11
    @Antonchak11 Před 3 lety +321

    Is it just me, or if Jeff grows out his hair a little more, he’ll look like Keanu Reeves?

  • @angelachapa7598
    @angelachapa7598 Před 3 lety +47

    “Which one’s lazy? They’re both lazy” 🥴😂

  • @cdog990609
    @cdog990609 Před 3 lety +13

    "If you wanna make jokes about me having a lazy eye, that's fine, but you'll be cancelled."
    lmaoooo a classic Jeff quote

  • @Cheeba__
    @Cheeba__ Před 3 lety

    Jeff ! Glad ur recovery is going good ! 🙏🏽🧡

  • @dannymedina1588
    @dannymedina1588 Před 3 lety +69

    “ask some more questions about his eye”-Jonah “no I’m all right”-Jeff

  • @Novirx
    @Novirx Před 3 lety +10

    Bro steve and jonah are two people I thought I would never see in the same video, this is the best colab yet 😂

  • @WhatTheHeckMan
    @WhatTheHeckMan Před 3 lety

    HAHA too funny! Love watching all your videos!

  • @titusneace764
    @titusneace764 Před 3 lety

    “We don’t play like that” continues to play with it 😂😂

  • @annabelle3729
    @annabelle3729 Před 3 lety +24

    The way Jonah hit the car with the bat so lightly is killing me

  • @josieschembre7686
    @josieschembre7686 Před 3 lety +246

    even with the mullet and the injury’s he’s still hot