Big Fat Quiz Of The Year 2018 (Full Episode) | Absolute Jokes

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  • Jimmy Carr is joined by Richard Ayoade, Noel Fielding, Mo Gilligan, David Mitchell, Claudia Winkleman and Michelle Wolf to battle it out to see who can remember most about the past year.
    Annual British TV show with a comedy panel in the style of a pub quiz with questions relating to the events of the year just gone by.
    The Big Fat Quiz Of The Year, 2018
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Komentáře • 205

  • @nerdvideos3562
    @nerdvideos3562 Před 7 měsíci +404

    “Points, Points, No Points” should be Noel and Richards team name from now on.

  • @casfletcher4076
    @casfletcher4076 Před 8 měsíci +373

    watching this made me realise that i don't remember the year 2018 at all

    • @redaffix7320
      @redaffix7320 Před 8 měsíci +29

      The before-times.

    • @Taurusus
      @Taurusus Před 7 měsíci +19

      I mean it was like 10 years ago or something.

    • @TheLastCrusader22
      @TheLastCrusader22 Před 7 měsíci +14

      I remember this quiz, that's about it

    • @Ometecuhtli
      @Ometecuhtli Před 7 měsíci +4

      Haha same, I couldn't remember anything in its own but in the context of the show.

    • @drcowens
      @drcowens Před 7 měsíci

      😂😂

  • @alfredhadesworth9253
    @alfredhadesworth9253 Před 5 měsíci +97

    I would love a show that's just Claudia, Mo, Noel and Richard discussing animals for an hour

    • @danonck
      @danonck Před 3 měsíci +9

      And Claudia saying what animals random people look like

  • @LaciousC
    @LaciousC Před 6 měsíci +94

    "Baby Shark is the death of music."
    -Noel Fielding
    Boy was he right.

    • @cannotfindmyshoes3
      @cannotfindmyshoes3 Před 5 měsíci +1

      It died a long time BEFORE that though, really.

    • @venushale7113
      @venushale7113 Před 5 měsíci +2

      I had lived well before being reminded of that painful song

    • @TheDanishGuyReviews
      @TheDanishGuyReviews Před 4 měsíci +3

      Literally haven't heard a song released after it that I loved as much as songs released before it.

    • @ClaudeSac
      @ClaudeSac Před 2 měsíci

      Nonsense, he's just an empty elitist.

  • @necymamaril3735
    @necymamaril3735 Před 7 měsíci +104

    Noel and Richard are just having fun, and it's fun to watch them!

  • @Emzypop89
    @Emzypop89 Před 8 měsíci +89

    David's joke about living without electricity how right he was

  • @xena.xephyr
    @xena.xephyr Před 3 měsíci +19

    b.d.e - bad dong energy

  • @Briansgate
    @Briansgate Před 6 měsíci +41

    Man, I need a project with David Mitchell alongside either Richard Ayoade or Matt Berry.

  • @wewper
    @wewper Před 8 měsíci +60

    How are Discount Fireworks similar to the Standard Fireworks that burned down Bob Mortimer's childhood home?

    • @benjammin9471
      @benjammin9471 Před 7 měsíci +12

      Standard had to change their name due to bad press from all the reporters with trilby's

    • @wewper
      @wewper Před 7 měsíci +9

      @@benjammin9471 Yeah, like Waffle and Caramel.

  • @xena.xephyr
    @xena.xephyr Před 8 měsíci +46

    what's the best big fat quiz quote out of context? i'll go first
    "we put baby shark but i said incest" - richard ayoade

    • @PonmonofNuggetor
      @PonmonofNuggetor Před 6 měsíci

      ‘Courgettes are homophobic’

    • @rukeyser
      @rukeyser Před 2 měsíci

      Nearly any of either of theirs qualifies...

  • @jamiedeering3400
    @jamiedeering3400 Před 8 měsíci +35

    Awesome that your uploading these. Love re watching these, some I haven't even seen before

  • @itsmeyoufool37
    @itsmeyoufool37 Před 5 měsíci +9

    No David, I will not fuck off😂😂

  • @TheDanishGuyReviews
    @TheDanishGuyReviews Před 4 měsíci +10

    29:44 That is true, he has to pick up the pieces. Old rule for vampires.

  • @breeroe
    @breeroe Před 6 měsíci +21

    it was actually porpoises not dolphins but yes, Noel was right about Dick Van Dyke!

    • @briankenney9528
      @briankenney9528 Před 6 měsíci +11

      He got it wrong on porpoise

    • @mistressofthewicket
      @mistressofthewicket Před 4 měsíci +1

      What's funny is that that was a question on Big Fat Quiz before which Noel and Richard were on together and slagged Jimmy over his mispronunciation of porpoises

  • @andymcneil7085
    @andymcneil7085 Před 7 měsíci +13

    Great way to end. Made me chuckle.

  • @valhoff3
    @valhoff3 Před 8 měsíci +39

    Why haven’t I heard of the charming Mo Gilligan before now?

    • @jgage2344
      @jgage2344 Před 7 měsíci +5

      Try looking up Big Narstie ….he has a show where Mo is the second host …..

    • @poilboiler
      @poilboiler Před 5 měsíci +2

      @@jgage2344 "I've got a letter from my wife..."

  • @katjosephperez8772
    @katjosephperez8772 Před 7 měsíci +23

    13:39 Wait, that actually is Pamela Anderson. Why? Why? What? If Brexit wasn’t already confusing enough even to Danny Dyer, I, as an American, am utterly flabbergasted at Pam Anderson talking about it on the BBC.

    • @mathewfullerton8577
      @mathewfullerton8577 Před 6 měsíci

      The bigger question is why a British show would think anyone in the UK would care what a washed up American "celebrity" thinks (a stretch using that word with her) about Brexit.

    • @user-wm3bf7pi3u
      @user-wm3bf7pi3u Před 5 měsíci +3

      @@mathewfullerton8577 As far as I can see she still has all the assets that made her famous.
      Plus do you honestly not understand that even washed up has-beens have agents that book gigs and take a cut.. it's not like she was walking down the street and said "Gee I think I'll walk into a TV studio during filming and interrupt with my personal opinion on world politics."
      She was paid to be there, given a script and has an auto-cue, I also think they rehearse parts of the show, it's not like it's recorded live in real time.
      and no offence to DD but I think a butterfly would flummox him most days, he couldn't even think straight when Jimmy brought out a couple baskets of kittens.

    • @ericadunn9435
      @ericadunn9435 Před 4 měsíci +2

      ​@@mathewfullerton8577 she's actually Canadian

    • @thebagelsproductions
      @thebagelsproductions Před měsícem +1

      It's not the BBC. Piers Morgan is on itv. Which is more shameful than inviting Pamela Anderson for one show: having Morgan spew his shite for years on their channel

  • @mygaffer
    @mygaffer Před 4 měsíci +4

    Apparently Dick Van Dyke really claims to have been rescued by dolphins.

  • @undergamer1361
    @undergamer1361 Před 8 měsíci +10

    No, David. I'm not gonna bother fucking off. I appreciate the thought though.
    Also, 29:33 - HOLY SHIT!

    • @ShipWindow
      @ShipWindow Před 4 měsíci +1

      When he said it I felt that David meant especially you

  • @Travenspear8
    @Travenspear8 Před 4 měsíci +3

    “The people drunker are hearing Laurel” can confirm I’m drunk and to me it’s laurel

  • @1stviper1
    @1stviper1 Před 26 dny

    Noel fielding and Richard Ayoade are the two most polar opposite perfect mix of all time

  • @peridotqueen26
    @peridotqueen26 Před 16 dny

    omg i adore richard ayoade's knit tie! i so hope he knit it himself, but either way it's fabulous

  • @Rob_van_der_Linden
    @Rob_van_der_Linden Před 8 měsíci +23

    idk David's reasoning, but I agree the internet is a mistake.

    • @nybbleme
      @nybbleme Před 3 měsíci

      The internet was fine, it's social media that's the big problem. That and Big Data created by Google and Facebook and the deep State spying on everyone to a creepy authoritarian extent

  • @eddyblackmore4188
    @eddyblackmore4188 Před 8 měsíci +20

    13:30 Imagine being sat next to Piers Morgan and calling /someone else/ a twat...

  • @inthegrass11
    @inthegrass11 Před měsícem

    Richard and Noel go for the Thumbs Up Cup every time

  • @farhadmammadzada
    @farhadmammadzada Před 7 měsíci +5

    30:04 The tea bag looks more like a mouse.

  • @Lesinator
    @Lesinator Před 8 měsíci +6

    4:53 😂

  • @dawntiffin9894
    @dawntiffin9894 Před 13 dny

    "I'm on Bakeoff, muthafukkahs"😂😂😂

  • @80Elminster
    @80Elminster Před 2 měsíci +2

    The biggest energy company in Denmark is called Dong! So we do in fact have big dong energy on a national scale

  • @jeremypayne5078
    @jeremypayne5078 Před 4 měsíci +2

    You've gotta love the way David was unfased when Jimmy repeated the line about Michelles' nasaly voice for him. We all saw that coming a mile away.

  • @22Phantasm
    @22Phantasm Před 8 měsíci +22

    I love Michelle Wolf. Thanks for posting this episode.

    • @PaNDaSNiP3R
      @PaNDaSNiP3R Před 7 měsíci +8

      Seriously ? She’s pretty humorless imo. You must love activism disguised as comedy. Like Hannah Gadspy

    • @22Phantasm
      @22Phantasm Před 7 měsíci

      You presume way too much. And yes, I do love Michelle Wolf. @@PaNDaSNiP3R

    • @davidhoward4715
      @davidhoward4715 Před 7 měsíci

      @@PaNDaSNiP3R Oh you poor snowflake. Please don't cry!

    • @Bredbreed
      @Bredbreed Před 6 měsíci +19

      ​@@PaNDaSNiP3Rit shouldn't be too hard to comprehend that someone can enjoy something you don't.

    • @cannotfindmyshoes3
      @cannotfindmyshoes3 Před 5 měsíci

      I like her too. I'd even like to do Rumpy Pumpy on her.

  • @crazyhound999
    @crazyhound999 Před 5 měsíci +5

    I believe that Claudia Winkleman may be my spirit animal... she is all I aspire to bee!

  • @valhoff3
    @valhoff3 Před 8 měsíci +15

    Clearly, it’s Laurel.

    • @TheLastCrusader22
      @TheLastCrusader22 Před 7 měsíci +1

      Yeah I mean it objectively is, I don't get why people mishearing something became such a big deal. He's saying laurel, so it's laurel

    • @Ometecuhtli
      @Ometecuhtli Před 7 měsíci

      Shirley it is.

    • @singenstattatmen5096
      @singenstattatmen5096 Před 7 měsíci +3

      Well I too heard Laurel, but that infamous dress to me is still *clearly* white and gold. So there. There's a reason these things go so damn viral. 🤷

  • @AgathaSnape
    @AgathaSnape Před 3 měsíci +1

    04:51 was the reason I gave this a like.

  • @thearmchairjournalist566
    @thearmchairjournalist566 Před 3 měsíci +2

    I first heard Yanni but once they said Laurel I couldn’t here Yanni anymore 😂

  • @rukeyser
    @rukeyser Před 2 měsíci

    Rewatching...
    Mystery guest Leo was So pretty - i loved who he turned out to be ❤

  • @draconightfury9946
    @draconightfury9946 Před 7 měsíci +10

    John Snow carries this show

  • @mojevalka
    @mojevalka Před 4 měsíci +1

    lol Danny Dyer nailed it :D

  • @thearmchairjournalist566
    @thearmchairjournalist566 Před 3 měsíci +1

    I always prefer to get the cream on top 😊

  • @scottgordon1781
    @scottgordon1781 Před 7 měsíci +8

    Winnie still banned in China :-)

  • @melissarey2973
    @melissarey2973 Před 5 měsíci +2

    Laurel vs Yani depends on my blood pressure. So that's interesting.

  • @noahapollo
    @noahapollo Před měsícem

    "Last night I overcorrected your mum" 😭 37:07

  • @amiwebb7827
    @amiwebb7827 Před 2 měsíci

    I love Kim joy❤

  • @timwright3218
    @timwright3218 Před 8 měsíci +13

    A rope attached to a tire would give you a more reliable answer than Jeremy Clarkson.

  • @lorddarlo6194
    @lorddarlo6194 Před měsícem

    As a West Brom Boiler man was at first embarrassing but we grew to love him, it was for sponsorship reasons our actual Mascot or Mascots are Throsttle Birds found on top of Hawthorn Bushes which is where play at The Hawthorns named after the land it was built on was full of Hawthorn Bushes and this is known as Baggie Bird and we did have Mrs Baggie Bird one was a bloke who died but I am not sure if he played Mrs Baggie Bird and now we actually have a girl do it or if that one has been retired

  • @Tiamat_X
    @Tiamat_X Před 6 měsíci +2

    I was hearing "yeary" I'm 45

  • @inthegrass11
    @inthegrass11 Před měsícem +1

    imagine if Claudia winkleman lifted up her fringe one day and there was a smaller face on her forehead

  • @Xune2000
    @Xune2000 Před 7 měsíci +2

    Hulk Smash!

  • @seppblattersagypsy
    @seppblattersagypsy Před měsícem

    1:20:30 classic Jimmy Carr gag 😂

  • @LoneKharnivore
    @LoneKharnivore Před 8 měsíci +17

    1:18:45 Someone should probably tell him that the Imperial March is the theme tune of the fascist, slave-owning, bad guys.

    • @ResponsibleCitizen001
      @ResponsibleCitizen001 Před 8 měsíci +7

      If you think about it, He is also no Superman

    • @Ali-mv3jc
      @Ali-mv3jc Před 8 měsíci +9

      Yeah but you gotta admit it sounds cool though

    • @Xune2000
      @Xune2000 Před 7 měsíci

      Well you can't expect him to do it all on his own.

    • @jdlamb4212
      @jdlamb4212 Před 5 měsíci

      Did the Empire have slaves? Seemed to be mostly dependent on droids and people seemed to live pretty well under it. Only the rebels had trouble.

    • @LoneKharnivore
      @LoneKharnivore Před 4 měsíci +1

      ​@@Ali-mv3jc The Horst Wessel Lied sounds pretty cool but you wouldn't play it at your wedding.

  • @deathraygonzo6339
    @deathraygonzo6339 Před 4 měsíci +2

    I hate it when I flumpo.

  • @harryturner8701
    @harryturner8701 Před 2 měsíci

    4:53 alright bye…

  • @alanrogers7090
    @alanrogers7090 Před 6 měsíci +2

    Viagra for what was difficult, is now hard.

  • @aChannel13813
    @aChannel13813 Před 6 měsíci +2

    oi youtube if you want add to be watched do it like the big fat quiz quick short and back the the goodies not 2 min of unskippable scammer ads.

    • @ShipWindow
      @ShipWindow Před 4 měsíci +1

      I really hope CZcams as an entity reads this ..... .

  • @sasariwtf
    @sasariwtf Před 7 měsíci +5

    Fun fact: The hulk was named David because they thought Bruce was too gay of a name.

  • @MinekEzQM
    @MinekEzQM Před 5 měsíci +1

    21:06 :D :D :D

  • @puirYorick
    @puirYorick Před 4 měsíci

    Nobody even attempted Natasha Romanoff.

  • @mathewfullerton8577
    @mathewfullerton8577 Před 6 měsíci +2

    Sorry Noel, Yogi Bear is American.

    • @cannotfindmyshoes3
      @cannotfindmyshoes3 Před 5 měsíci +2

      He knows that. He never thought Yogi was British for even a minute. He was taking the piss.

  • @viewfromthehighchair9391
    @viewfromthehighchair9391 Před 5 měsíci +1

    Winnie The Pooh is Canadian!!! Get used to it!! LOL

    • @cannotfindmyshoes3
      @cannotfindmyshoes3 Před 5 měsíci +3

      Ha ha ! No it's not though, is it. No. Trailer Park Boys are Canadian and you should be happy with that.

    • @viewfromthehighchair9391
      @viewfromthehighchair9391 Před 5 měsíci +1

      @@cannotfindmyshoes3 I'll go with Rush if you don't mind even though The Trailer Park Boys are fun too. Ya, Winnie The Pooh was written by a Brit; however, he did get some Canadian inspiration which many people find necessary to do good work. LOL
      From Google: Is Winnie-the-Pooh a Canadian?
      The real-life Canadian story of Winnie-the-Pooh | Articles ...
      Did you know there's a Canadian connection to the honey-loving character brought to life by A. A. Milne? Winnie-the-Pooh was based on a real-life bear who lived in the London Zoo. He got there thanks to a Canadian soldier and veterinarian named Harry Colebourn.
      Some also believe that the name "Winnie" was inspired by the city of Winnipeg. Who knows for sure where, it so happens, I was born." 🙂

    • @TheJohtaja
      @TheJohtaja Před 2 měsíci +2

      The literal og teddybear was made in Canada. That's it 😅

  • @ofsinope
    @ofsinope Před 5 měsíci +2

    David really should grow his hair out.

  • @ChaosHusky
    @ChaosHusky Před měsícem

    I'm old and hear Yanni... My speakers are epic though! Or are they?

  • @user-px2sn8pr5t
    @user-px2sn8pr5t Před 6 měsíci +3

    Winnie is Canadian, from Winnipeg

    • @cannotfindmyshoes3
      @cannotfindmyshoes3 Před 5 měsíci +1

      No he's not. The books were written in England. Was AA Milne Canadian though ? I don't know.

    • @user-px2sn8pr5t
      @user-px2sn8pr5t Před 5 měsíci

      @@cannotfindmyshoes3 pooh bear is from winnipeg, canada. chris is from england

  • @Drianikaben
    @Drianikaben Před 3 měsíci

    so often their guests are people i don't know, as an american. but simon callow was a treat. Phantom of the opera has long been one of my favorite movies, and i immediately recognized him.

  • @cannotfindmyshoes3
    @cannotfindmyshoes3 Před 5 měsíci +1

    I heard "Llll-eeany" and I am over fifty years old. I think that experiment is just bull.

  • @h-dawg6462
    @h-dawg6462 Před 4 měsíci +1

    yeah, elon sent his car into "space".....an empty space in a green-screen studio!!!

  • @QIKUGAMES-QIKU
    @QIKUGAMES-QIKU Před 6 měsíci +1

    Notice they cant do this anymore... 😔

    • @cannotfindmyshoes3
      @cannotfindmyshoes3 Před 5 měsíci +4

      Can't do WHAT ? WHO can't and WHY???

    • @L-iv6lx
      @L-iv6lx Před 3 měsíci

      they literally make one of these shows every december, you can find 2023s on All4, but adverts.

  • @jackbuff_I
    @jackbuff_I Před 8 měsíci +11

    Once you realise David just says FUCK the minute he thinks his jokes is gonna fall flat.. it's unbelievably obvious.

  • @allyce7540
    @allyce7540 Před 5 měsíci +1

    American here, LOVE the baby trump!!!!!!!!!!

    • @nybbleme
      @nybbleme Před 3 měsíci +1

      What's sad is how often the British make fun of trump while ignoring biden's corruption and senility. They also ignore the fact that there were four separate investigations proving that the Russian Trump collusion allegations were 100% baseless and made up by the Clinton campaign

  • @garyfrey7930
    @garyfrey7930 Před 2 měsíci

    The answer to the reason for PRESIDENT TRUMP not showing up to the memorial was completely wrong

  • @eddyblackmore4188
    @eddyblackmore4188 Před 8 měsíci +6

    For any MCU fans out there wondering WHY Donald Blake would be an acceptable alternative for Thor Odinson, go and pick up a fucking comic book.
    Seriously. READ.

    • @bulldoggery
      @bulldoggery Před 7 měsíci +8

      So you got your Ph.D. in comic books? Some people read real books.

    • @eddyblackmore4188
      @eddyblackmore4188 Před 7 měsíci

      @@bulldoggeryOf course I've read real books. But the great thing about being an adult is I can read what the fuck I want, when I want, with whatever drinks & snacks I want.
      Tolstoy goes well with with Weetabix and Prosecco, but Batman comic books need a Double Calvados.
      And when I'm reading Ultimate Avengers I put powdered milk in my tea.
      Your argument, like your brain power, is weak.

    • @KristianRobertsen
      @KristianRobertsen Před 7 měsíci +1

      No thanks.

    • @Cyb3rM1nd
      @Cyb3rM1nd Před 6 měsíci +2

      Yeah but actually the question is what are their REAL names. Thor's real name is Thor Odinson, not Donald Blake which is a FAKE name he uses.

    • @eddyblackmore4188
      @eddyblackmore4188 Před 6 měsíci +1

      @@Cyb3rM1nd Again, read a comic book. Thor took over the body of a real doctor, Donald Blake, after a life threatening incident, and from then on t/he/y did a sort of a he-man transformation. When Donald Blake smacks his walking stick on the ground it becomes Mjolnir, and Donald himself becomes The Mighty Thor. Donald Blake *is* Thor, (To steal a line from another franchise...) *From a certain point of view*.
      A lot of the confusion stems from the MCU never really having had the secret identities for the majority of its' heroes. Tony Stark and Steve Rogers are household names, when Hulk trashed Jo'burg Maria Hill mentioned 'Banner's arrest' being talked about, etc.
      In the Comics, though, Stark shipped the suit around the world in a massive crate, telling everyone (including Pepper and Happy) it was his favourite sports car and no-one ever saw Blake or Banner change and lived to tell the tale (Except Rick Jones, but that's a whole other story). But sneaking around isn't as cinematic and heroic anymore.

  • @arktheball
    @arktheball Před 7 měsíci +2

    Protests Trump, now must thank Trump for enabling the making of all that money. Beautiful XD

  • @jackbuff_I
    @jackbuff_I Před 8 měsíci +5

    "An then you was like yeah but, and then she was like innit, and then you went uh OK.. and then she was like don't care innit..."
    Get me off this fkn planet now.

  • @jawamedia1529
    @jawamedia1529 Před 8 měsíci +3

    Im surprised that youre uploading episodes with Richard Aoyade in it, given his recent scandal

    • @bulldoggery
      @bulldoggery Před 7 měsíci +8

      Are you aware of how many of these he participated in? I guess you don't want to see the bulk of them.

    • @jawamedia1529
      @jawamedia1529 Před 7 měsíci

      @@bulldoggery it's not that, I was just surprised they haven't addressed it and still post videos with him in them. That's all. Personally, I have a choice not to view them, so I'm not demanding they be taken down. I just think it's weird that hes on so many episodes and not one person has thought what the impact might be of uploading these episodes

    • @jhgylugkfhfhlgf
      @jhgylugkfhfhlgf Před 7 měsíci +34

      Not being british i wasn't aware of any scandal and google recently only shows me uproar about him praising a book from a writer that holds transphobic views (but AFAIK Richard did not condone his views but just said he was writing well). If that storm in a teacup is the scandal you're referrig to I suggest to move on instead of trying to cancel Richard Aoyade.

    • @jawamedia1529
      @jawamedia1529 Před 7 měsíci

      @@jhgylugkfhfhlgf praising the book if a writer who is extremely transphobic is supporting his views. It's not that hes said a few ambiguous things here and there. He is unapologetically aggressively transphobic. As a trans person, regardless of how humerous I found the person or their book, I could not condone someones writing that doesnt want me to exist. Richard is smart enough to know this, and hes smart enough to know what praising the book means

    • @jhgylugkfhfhlgf
      @jhgylugkfhfhlgf Před 7 měsíci +17

      @@jawamedia1529 So that's where we totally disagree; imho you can like and even praise the style or work (in writing, music, painting etc.) of an artist while totally disagreeing with his opinion/worldview/beliefs etc. I also don't like to assume people's intentions ('he's smart enough to know what that means to me').
      On a personal level I'm sorry for you losing trust (if that's the right way of saying it) in someone that you previously liked, and I hope you have and find support and love in many people near you for living who you are.

  • @kodamaspirit9298
    @kodamaspirit9298 Před 8 měsíci +6

    Ah, no Katherine Ryan... This is WONDERFUL!

  • @alexjones7043
    @alexjones7043 Před 4 měsíci

    2018 was obviously a shit year lol. This is one of the worst big fat quizzes. Still not as bad as the one with the big fat black guy

  • @Tdawgmcginty
    @Tdawgmcginty Před 2 měsíci

    Mo Gilligan is thick and unfunny. No idea how he’s stolen a career in comedy.