Kirk Sleeps in a Racing Car, Do You?
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- čas přidán 16. 12. 2021
- Kirk Van Houten is so proud of his racecar bed, that he even invites Bart Simpson over to brag about it. But when Kirk finds out the truth, that he's not so special, Kirk and family don't handle it too well and kick Bart out of their house.
So this was a lot of fun to do, it was inspired by the title clip, an absolute classic. Pair that with bart actually having a working car bed and voila, you have a perfect video. Quite a bit of complicated rotoscoping done here, especially when Kirk walked into the bedroom as Luanne was packing. And kirk pulling the gun lol.
List of Episodes Used (Video + Audio)(25):
S03E05 - Homer Defined
S03E11 - Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk
S03E14 - Lisa the Greek
S03E16 - Bart the Lover
S03E23 - Bart's Friend Falls in Love
S04E18 - So It's Come to This A Simpsons Clip Show
S05E12 - Bart Gets Famous
S05E16 - Homer Loves Flanders
S05E17 - Bart Gets an Elephant
S06E23 - The Springfield Connection
S07E04 - Bart Sells His Soul
S07E11 - Marge Be Not Proud
S08E06 - A Milhouse Divided
S12E19 - I'm Goin' to Praiseland
S14E11 - Barting Over
S15E12 - Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore
S16E09 - Pranksta Rap
S16E14 - The Seven-Beer Snitch
S17E02 - The Girl Who Slept Too Little
S17E03 - Milhouse of Sand and Fog
S21E06 - Pranks and Greens
S28E06 - There Will Be Buds
S28E08 - Dad Behavior
S28E18 - A Father's Watch
S28E22 - Dogtown
+ Lots of screenshots and photoshop work not mentioned
Thank you and as always, please enjoy!
Patreon: / darksimpsons
Website: - Krátké a kreslené filmy
“I sleep in a racing car. Do you?”
“Absolutely! Mine’s a real racing car!”
“Get off our property!”
Clearly an attack on Kirks masculinity, he had to put his foot down
@@TheBaioken
Kirk can't "put his foot down" as his bed isn't a _real_ racing car...
That will have just added to his sense of humiliation and anguish.
I was expecting that to go a lot darker.
How the hell was that never a REAL Simpsons joke?
Boys will always be boys...
Kirk randomly bringing up Maude before he kills Luanne and then for some reason wearing an eyepatch when he got arrested was easily the best part of the video. It was so abruptly twisted that I broke.
The Flanders don’t approve of divorce. An honor killing was Kirk’s only way out of this.
Maude : Kirk youre a good lover but thats all
Luanne : i want you out
Kirk : NO WAY
Kirk: I don't think Maude Flanders would approve of that!
Maude: You sure about that? I did cheat on my Neddy with Homer Simpson.
Um are you referencing the "hero out to stud" episode?
The dark Simpsons are like a box full of bunnies, everyone gets some action...except the incels who deserve to cry
@@HappyroosterYT No. Unless you're thinking of some episode I don't remember right now.
@@kazibazi - Like most characters, Maude was raped at one point by Homer.
@@emptyhand777 Ok. There's also an episode where she's into it. EDIT: Found both episodes now. So first Homer raped Maude, but afterwards she still cheated on Ned with him. Guess she got over it.
I love how Kirk says that maude wouldnt approve of it like it has anything to do with her.
Well she meets Maude soon after
Who's bra do you think that was?
I love how Wiggum is borderline worthless in the show. But here, he is arguably a great cop.
EDIT: 2 hours and 200+ Likes? Thanks!
Truly a dark universe.
TBF, in regular Simpsons, Wiggum is useless 95% of the time, unless he is specifically going after one of the main cast.
EDIT: By the main cast i mean: Homer, Marge, Bart & Lisa.
Lies again? Redeem Code
Yeah, everyone is different in this universe. For example, Lisa loves to bite off penises.
@Ferny Panda Both, really.
And here I thought Bart would get his revenge by doing "mom stuff" with Luann. Guess I was wrong. This is more delightfully devilish.
Bart, you're an odd fellow, but you scheme a good plan.
Seymour
You’re on fire! 🔥
Yeah i thought so also
@@scockery lol
1:29 Well, that escalated quickly.
Haha maude flanders' approval is very important
@@DarkSimpsons My interpretation is that he said that because he WAS actually cheating on Luanne with Maude, so Bart's prank was hardly even a lie 😅
@@DarkSimpsons
My theory is that in the Dark Universe Maud has already passed away before Kirk murders Luann, and he's actually suffering from schizophrenia which manifests itself as the voice of Maud whom orders him to do terrible things 😳 In fact I bet it was the voice of Maud who told him to eat that disgusting Chintzy Pop (for goodness sake, many of the kernels are baby teeth?!)
Skinner's STILL slapping his Willie around, as evidenced by what's on top of Milhouse's school lunch.
Didn’t he read the sign? It says:
DO NOT TOUCH
-Willie
Unforgettable Luncheon
@@Deerkins
I personally thought it looked like Milhouse had topped that drumstick with a fat line of "Colombian Marching Powder" which he'd snort before chowing down?!
Guess that shows how innocent my mind is?!
And here I was worried that Bart would get into that racecar bed and Kirk would start horning in on Mr. Plow's turf.
LOL
If only Kirk had just borrowed a feeling, we might've avoided such a terrible tragedy... :P
He didn't have enough dignity.
@@R3fug333 Sorry if I can't see it - we didn't ALL go to Gudger College!
But Bart didn't lend him a jar of love
Clever 👍
All because Luanne wouldn’t let Bart and Milhouse be friends anymore. Lmao.
No it was because Kirk was jealous of Bart's working racing car bed
@@NeverSaySandwich1 The true crux. Thank you.
With him being that kind of sociopath, it was a good call. The problem was not discussing where the bra came from.
I sleep on top of a pile of money with many beautiful ladies.
Yeeshhh ... lol!
Get out
I like how in the maybe few hours interim between him shooting his wife and the police arresting him Kirk has injured his eye and needs an eyepatch
that muzzle flash can be intense on the eyes
There were multiple gunshots. Odds are he missed Luanne at some point and the bullet bounced back into his eye
It's Kirk. He probably shot himself in the eye.
@@MaximizedAnimation
His eye! He’s not supposed to get bullets in it!
"I don't think Maude Flanders would approve of that!" * unloads *
Hell yeah! This one might have the best turn yet
I love how Kirk changes into better clothes just to tell Bart to get off their property.
Haha seamless huh>?
"Bart, I'm glod you're here"
For a moment I though it was about another Bart's affair with his best friend's mom...
He certainly prefers older women…
I was suspecting Kirk to... well, y'know.
I always loved the part when Wiggum says about the cell not being as dirty as Kirk's apartment 😆 always cracks me up
The man eats Chintzy Pop (for crying out loud, many of kernels are actually baby teeth!) so I doubt he's gonna be too bothered about keeping his apartment clean... Jeez, what a scumbag...
Bart:
"I sleep in a big bed with my mom"
More like his dad.
@@renakunisaki Mr Plow?
“I sleep in a big bed with your wife.”
FTFY
"Get off our property"
At least they gave him a nice purple jacket before kicking him out!
He stole that.
Homer: 49
Marge: 20
Bart: 42
Lisa: 22
Maggie: 17
Other Deaths:
Milhouse: 10
Mr Burns: 8
Skinner: 7
Rod, Todd, and Ned: 6
Lenny and Maude: 5
Apu, Moe, Krusty, and Chief Wiggum: 4
Ralph, Moleman, Barney, Carl, Nelson, Martin, Edna, and Willie: 3
Snowball II, Sideshow Bob, Santa's Little Helper, Luis, Wendell, Otto, Snake, Sherri, Terri, Selma, Reverend Lovejoy, Ms Hoover, Helen, and Luanne ⬆️: 2
Lisa's Pony, Patty, Eddie, Lou, Gary, Doug, Benjamin, the Krusty Burglar, Mayor Quimby, Kent Brockman, Jeff Albertson, Duffman, Kirk, Disco Stu, Mrs Bellamy, Ashley Grant, Mr Largo, Sideshow Mel, and Chalmers: 1
And she's still behind Milhouse 😂
Thanks for carrying on the Death-Counter legacy!
Do you count the times of deaths of when the WHOLE town got blown up by bomb explosions or ALL the children that were incinerated by Homer? 🤔
@@mcgannahanskyjellyfetti6854 The only recognizeable child that was burned by Homer was Milhouse
1:35
Bart: Cool, I broke his brain
Kirk was just jealous Bart had an ACTUAL racing car for a bed
Kirk sure knows how to escalate a situation.
That Maude Flanders line was so random.
This has something to do with the white bra on Luanne's bed...
Kirk is just mad that he doesn't sleep in a real racing car.
"I sleep in a racing car. Do you?"
"I sleep in a bed with my wife, do you?'"
All jokes aside that is the most savage thing that has ever been said.
everytime i watch simpson clips and i let youtube auto play, i end up seeing these videos. and i keep thinking to myself "hold on, i dont remember that happening". well done on the edits
For some reason I was actually dreaming about the "I sleep in a racing car, do you?" scene last night, and now this video gets uploaded.
I like how Bart is suddenly wearing a purple jacket after being asked to leave!
He pulled the old “I believe I had a jacket” trick.
That's his going away present.
@@KevinHealey95 It goes with their strange color scheme, of purple ribbon green wreath on a purple door.
Had to take something with him, while being kicked out.
Damn Launn didn't go down without a fight, she must have clawed Kirk's eye out before she died. That has to explain the eyepatch.
Either that or Kirk thought the eyepatch alone would be a sufficient disguise to throw off the police.
Maybe Kirk shoot his own eye
Poor Kirk all he wanted to do was borrow a feeling.
Now his yellow ass is regularly being "borrowed" by many a man down at the Springfield State Pen'...
And quite rightly so!! Justice for Luann!!
I sleep in a big bed with my dad.
*Mr Plow heard being sung in the distance*
The first 20 seconds of this is just pure gold XD.
Also love how Kirk just mentions Maude for no reason before killing his wife. I can imagine this is the time in the series where she’s dead and he’s hoping she shoves his wife in hell or something.
That’s quite the Cartman-esque ploy by Bart.
0:51- I was 37 years old when I FINALLY figured out that the pic of Milhouse in the hospital was because of Bart's botched sawing magic trick.
Everything’s coming up Milhouse!
That escalated quickly, I like it
I like the ending of this and it’s also good because you’re giving Bart a win. One thing that people don’t like about family guys when they have Meg overly abused, and people were saying that about butters in South Park, when you make the character that is being Job, you have to give them a victory. All the Dark Simpsons with part ending up with Michael Jackson, this is a good let Bart win
Squidward is always at the butt end of a cruel joke on the show 😔
Bart wins many times in this channel.
BART: *says he does sleep in a car*
KIRK: And I took that personally.
#1 comment
Kirk thinks he's a real man, until Bart reveals his secret...
I love that Kirk finally learns to assert himself....via MURDER.
Also I'm definitely stealing that bit as a reaction clip!
Lol 0:15 is comedic gold
Lol glad you enjoyed it!
Kirk got the eye patch because he forgot the recoil of a revolver
It's great seeing you expand with the ideas and character interactions. That being said, I had my own little headcanon before watching
“I sleep in a racing car. Do you?”
“I sleep in a big bed with your wife”
I sleep in a Big Bed with my wife.
time for a patio party!
Oh. Yeah.
"This doesn't seem very dark so far--"
- 1:33 -
" *There* it is."
As part of his sentence, Kirk had to do community service through PSA’s which is why he’s at the end card instead of homer
That racecar always makes kurt so proud only to get shot down
"I don't think Maude Flanders would approve of that" lol
Sure, I'll leave a comment Kirk! I've been a big fan for a while, thank you for all of your hard work you put into these! They always put a smile on my face.
Apparently, I have to subscribe AND leave a comment now, so here goes:
Nice touch making that one scene into a cutaway gag!
Hey you know Bart's Butterfinger Commercial? Why don't you make Homer trying to kill Bart for not letting him eating his Butterfingers
Damn this was way better than my idea. Fantastic job as always
Chintzy-Pop(TM), the affordable popcorn choice for murderers!
"So rough, you can shoot it as buckshot!"
Kirk Vanhouten is the Meg Griffin of the Simpsons.
Inexplicably treated like shit for virtually no reason.
Kirk is kind of an ass, tho
Actually, he became that following the season eight episode "A Milhouse Divided". Prior to that, he had very little personality outside of the fact that he was Milhouse's father and he works at the cracker factory.
So the Moleman doesn't exist,no one's gay for moleman.
It's like Bart was hoping Kirk would go insane.
1:53 You should've been using that for your end screen since the beginning
I thought you would somehow work in Bart proclaiming, “I love Millhouse!” into your episode!
I love everything about this because i hate millhouses family the worst.
*writes Kirk on box*
"Uh-oh!"
*Kirk walks in*
"Oh."
in adherence to Kirk's wishes, I have subscribed and left a comment.
1:29
Kirk killed me with that move as well
I don't think Maude Flanders would approve of that!
THE SIMPSONS BART SIMPSON'S ACTION+CRIME ADVENTURE ARC EPISODE 4 COMPLETED❤❤❤❤❤
Love that ending of kirk "You have to be a subscriber and comment" I don't recall which episode that was from
The sequence of shots leads me to believe their kitchen is upstairs and that’s hilarious.
I’ve gotta say, I really admire this channel’s use of clickbait
Can't blame Bart, because they kicked him out for a nonsense
Watching Dark Simpsons has become part of my lunch breaks 👍
Nice one, seems like kirk was jealous about bart's carbed
Before he was arrested, Kirk had thrown Luann's corpse over the fence. Let Arby's worry about it.
0:20 😁 I would personally like to thank simpsons family for not having a little opportunity for this studio movie episode show. May I.
😆THANKS!
(laughing)
🤭👍
0:26 Hey, A Christmas-themed Dark Simpsons!
Christmas Treehouse of Horror
Wake up babe there's a new dark simpsons outtro card
Hey, leave Kirk at the ending always!
Only Dark Simpsons could make a racing car bed dark
Kirk now: I sleep in a dirty little cell, do you?
Well, this was different from what I expected. Love it 🤣❤😀
Kirk has a real high opinion of his race car bed
I sleep in a small bed with Homer usually
How has this guy not been scouted yet?
This is awesome! Now I really want to watch every Simpsons episode in existence so I can fully appreciate these parodies.
Note to self: don't piss off Kirk
Ok Mr. Van Houten, I'm leaving a comment. Please don't hurt me.
I like how a lot of these are dark twists on well-known memes
Like the Kirk outro at the end lol
Welcome Kirk Van Houten to the end video
I guess the recoil when shooting Luann poked Kirk’s eye, which is why he’s wearing an eye patch in the next scene. 🤣
Cops flying over the dips in the road has to be the single most used piece of footage in this series.
Emptied the cylinder
Kirk's had enough
A new ending outro. Very nice.
Damn, these just get better and better.
Oh dear how, here we go… poor poor Bart.
things worked out pretty well for bart this time
@@barriehannon6857 True
I hope this channel never ends.
I don't know why youtube hasn't recommended any of your videos to me in ages, but damn
Take my hand with your glove of love.
Nice little added outro :)
Thanks for reminding me Kirk!
The editing just gets better and better! Great job today dark Simpsons!
Hahaha watching this high AF is gold
Haha I love this, as always, phenomenal job!
0:20 (bart blinks his eye)
Kirk : Oh no. No. Do not blink by yourself. Let me help you. Blink. BLINK!
BLINK!!!