Walking around in the middle of nowhere? Europe was pretty much designed for literally everything to be within walking distance. Unlike in America, where you can't get anywhere without a car. But if you're in America, and you don't have a car, which many people don't, then you'll be walking... You guessed it, around in the middle of nowhere.
What 😂😂🤯? Is that a JoJo reference 😂🤣🤣??? Ora ora ora ora ora muda muda muda muda muda XDXD kono Dio da hurr durr jonjo reference Ora ora muda muda muda XD za warudo jojomoji refreanxe ora muda muda XD za warudo kono Dio da
fallout 4 was a glitchy mess. literally everyone i know confirms that. stop being so worked up over a review lmao. i love the game and would give it a 3/5 or a 4/5 tbh but dunkey doesnt has to love it be cause as he mentioned the gameplay is disappointing. it really is. the story makes it up for me but not for everyone. you can trust a reviewer and still have a different opinion damn
@@user-mk2wv8tl1q This one time I accidentally hacked fallout 4 just by turning it on and it crashed 14 times in a row, and then disappeared from my library. Called Bethesda and Todd said "you paid for the the game, haha I win, bye."
"That's really interesting lady. Here I'm gonna leave you on the side of this mountain. Byeee". The moment fuggin re-hit me when I read what you said. Dudes hilarious. Those in the moment goofs that're thrown out there when casually playing a game..
You must mean FedEx, UPS went explosive-free a few years back. No thanks to PETA that the Ukranians got their hands on said explosives, but that's a story for a different time
yeah chapter three with the highways really makes you feel like that but it gets really good once you get into the mountains, getting to the top of a mountain and then using the climbing ropes is very fun and cool
lol as a former driver: this game is baby mode compared to the real deal. You don't get chased by loose dogs left in yards. You don't deal with traffic and road rage drivers. Of course affluent kids would think this is what delivering stuff is like. They've never done real work in their life 😂
I am Italian and I think kojima is right, this game is not meant for you damn Yankee. This game makes you really feel like you are a pizza delivery man and sincerely is all I'm looking for in a game!
Fucking deathclaws man we all had that friend who would think guys I can get past them with my stealth boy it's all good the game be like hahaha hahaha haha oh yeah right he'll make it
@Comrade Rick Astley lol no.... walking around in a lame desert, where if you jump off a rock you take more damage than if you jumped off a rock with the same height in real life. Literally you can do more fun physical activities in life, run faster, jump higher, have more stamina, and take more damage than in that game lol, even the real world is more beautiful and creative than the world in that game. I'm not even an outdoorsy person, But I would literally have more fun going for a hike or a walk in the park than in that game.
"Kojima Hates Hayter. Confuses fans and himself in act of revenge while being defunded by Kojima on TPP. Spends remaining money on Model Stefanie Joust" That'd be my title if I wrote one.....
As an actual Italian i have to agree with Kojima, you guys simply do not get this game. You are not meant to put the disk on the PS4 and actually play it, you are meant to use it as a coaster for your drink. It´s not brain science or rocket surgery, people.
È bello sapere che qualcuno ha apprezzato DS, penso che non siano poi cosi tanti.. Il fatto è che si tratta di un gioco di nicchia, non per tutti E come tale, non può essere dato a chi rompe i giochi per fare cassa, ma hai visto come scalava quelle montagne? Questa gente mi fa ridere, lo devo ammettere, ma vederlo giocare volontariamente male per sfottere il gioco mi fa stare un pò sul cazzo le persone Quando si ride, si ride, ma la roba seria lasciatela a gente che può carpirne le potenzialità, la psicologia, e il mood che trasmette. (tipo Sabaku, conosco solo lui di serio)
@@meatboy5714 he liked it cuz it was so bad. He thought it was really funny so yes Dank A is correct (and if u saw his video i dont remember which best of year it was)
"Ouch! but...I thought you were so fragile!" "That is only my name." "Ok." "Hasta la vista, BB" "Arent we like, all fragile beings in dis digitally connected world?"
@@yellowdevil14 yeah, but unfortunately I couldn't find it yet, it's not on the PS4 store either, don't tell me I need to buy a freaking Xbox One or Xbox Two just to play it.
The fact that Dunkey has zero patience and yet still managed to play this game from beginning to end, shows just how much he was looking forward to this game.
@@0zbrian He could've totally excluded any MGS elements from death stranding but instead he added a cool stealth element where you hide from BTs. But the main point of this game is not to kill people, only to concuss them because killing causes a void out. It just baffles me that there's 5 MGS games to play and some fans will still be annoyed if Kojima doesn't churn out the same genre each game
@Succ The hedgehog nah it was more dunkey pointing out how Mario made the simple act of running and walking into a fun fast paced but though filled experience. It even had an optional weapon (fire flower) to attack enemies but you could actually avoid killing a single enemy except for the browsers if you really are skilled. Each time I look at this game I'm filled with ideas on how to improve it while keeping the action as simple traversal, which is a bad thing
@@Saru-yr3qk not even combat, imagine if you had the the Fulton to get rid of enemies or extract people in the field, if you had the parasite suits to jump and run in the field at insane speeds or even just the octo camo
As soon as I clicked on this video, I knew Dunkey wouldn't like it. I really enjoyed Death Stranding personally, but I could see why dunkey didn't like it. especially how he was playing it, you have to plan your routes effectively and forcing it ends up with a lot of frustration, there's like 10 different routes between all the areas, some risky and hard, some way easier. The waypoint system is fucking incredible in this game, and makes route planning a breeze. For the few weeks I played it, it was my relaxation game. Just load up with some packages and away I went, just absorbing the atmosphere and forgetting my troubles for a few hours Dunkey said in the past he has no patience, and that's exactly what you need. It's an expository dump and trying to understand the story in parts is exhausting, but possible if you've been concentrating on the story otherwise you'll need a glossary, because by the end it's lingo city and fuckin shit, it gets annoying. I understand why Dunkey doesn't like it, but overall I got 100 hours of enjoyment building roads, bridges and keeping on keeping on. If you want to try unhinged Kojima sci-fi weirdness, go for Death Stranding. Just go in with patience and an open mind. There's a lot of good, but the bads can get pretty bad.
@@sadstormtrooper Ik I really don't like the game either, Its really just a bad game overall. I'm just glad that this guy just isn't a kojima stan that yells at everyone that says the game is bad
Definitely agree. As soon as I saw he uploaded a death stranding video I thought to myself ah shit here we go again. Still waiting for the day he tries a grand strategy game.
I think they do mention something about planes and helicopters not working in the in-game logs. Something about the atmosphere having changed after the Death Stranding, if I recall correctly.
I think Doctor Ian Malcolm’s iconic quote can sum this game up easily: “You spent so long asking if you could, you never stopped to ask if you should.”
@@aadipie go outside and walk. its a more pleasurable experience than death stranding, even if you get hit by a car or get mugged, at least thats more exciting
@@cam.rrrron I cannot begin to fathom the perfect irony that somebody named "MrComplainer" does not complain about the gameplay of the game Death Stranding. What are the things you actually do complain about?
There needs to be a big line between "video game" and "movie", because whenever devs try to mix the two it ends up... well, like this, and whenever a video game movie gets made it ends up like Resident Evil
Or monster hunter. I never wanted to hurt someone for making a movie but damn. There's greed and then there's absolute disregard and contempt towards the source material. They gave diablos claws, mathe rathalos even bigger and drove around with guns...
They should call video game movies and movie video games "sporks," things that try to combine functionality of two things and end up doing both of those things poorly.
I think it works sometimes. I don't mean video game to movie adaptions, I mean like "mixing" them. I like death stranding- I actually believe that the narrative themes tie into the gameplay quite well. But I agree with dunkey in that the way they set up the cutscenes is just shitty pacing. Interactive movies can be nice if you are in the right mindset. Detroit:Become Human is the most successful on its choose your own adventure promise yet (as in less illusion of choice). I just wish the writing in it was less questionable.
isn't the game focused on exploration thought? Haven't played it myself, but it would be a pretty boring game if you just walked to point A to point B with no freedom.
@@kyleflood9121 There's tons of freedom. What works about the gameplay is seeing the obstacles in front of you and figuring out how to overcome them or get around them. It's about preparation, using the tools you have at your disposal, and actually paying attention to the ground you walk on and the rivers you cross instead of just mindlessly going somewhere like other open world games.
@@mortified0 it also involves how you plan your traveling route from one stop point/distribution centre to another, making as minimal backtracking as possible in one go. It has both micro and macro management. It's great.
"Just what is a strand type game? Well, it's a special type of game where everything about it is a complete piece of s***" Dunkey This part NEVER fails to make me laugh!
cod is not meant to be realistic though, it's meant to be fun. it's really easy to make a game more realistic than any cod game if you have the budget, but it won't necessarily be fun
@@leahcimzruc no, I didnt. He described how it's more accurate than COD because it accurately shows what its like to be a military grunt (it kind of does) and I just added that its not hard to be more realistic than COD. I didnt miss any joke
@@SyndicateOperative lol what, there were probably at least 10-15 AA/AAA games that were pretty damn good. Then there was over a dozen indie games that were excellent, including a few that released to critical acclaim. Overall it was a pretty great year. Skill issue on your part tbh.
@@lucymorrison Plenty. I think I enjoyed it because I saw a lot of video reviews and knew what I was getting into. The game is quite easy and relaxing for the most part. Dunkey just chose to use difficult paths in this video and make it look like it's a pain.
@fizzydinosaur -- I know what you mean in terms of it's supposed to be atmospheric. They have a fucking in-game soundtrack. You're supposed to walk around and enjoy the view and shit and listen to knock-off radiohead. But to be fair, it fails in even that respect. Witcher 3 had better environments to simply traverse. Kojima should've taken a page out of CDPR's book and after the release of Red Dead Redemption 2 had said "Oh shit, I better make sure my game is as polished and good as it can be, because RDR2 just set a new standard". I'm glad Cyberpunk is getting delayed, they understand what it means to be a top tier AAA game now that RDR2 and God of War and Uncharted 4 have come out swinging.
@@exiledrabbit it doesn't invalidate his criticism, definitely not. However, different perspectives view his criticisms as extreme strengths. As an example, while watching this video, I thought, "he hates the game so much he's taking the most difficult and stupid paths possible in order to be done with it as fast as possible, which is gonna make it worse because all of those efforts are going to fail and take up more time." So for me, while I totally understand his frustration, I can see with perfect clarity why I am not frustrated like that.
I would like to imagine that this entire dunkview just existed because Dunkey got really mad at the "Princess Beach" line. Truly the first mario type review
From a guy that loves Death Stranding. I agree. That was major cringe accompanied by the weird cheesy running through the beach part. Wtf was that shit??
I dunno that was my favorite part. It's like this ultra serious world where the dead walk the earth and cause nuclear explosions, terrorists have super powers, there's critiques on pollutio.... oh you're a fed-ex man who delivers packages? you mean I have to walk across the US? and I can't take a car? Norman why the fuck did you just wink at me. Norman why the fuck did you just point at your toys like a 2 year old. then bam ,REALLY? PRINCESS BEACH? its fuckin confusing as fuck and I love it
"You know how happy players get when they reach an out-of-bound area or access areas they are not supposed to get access too?" "Yes?" "What if we make a whole game out of those?"
"Why are we still here? Just to deliver? Every night I can't feel the weight of packages I've lost, The packages of my comrades I've lost This pain, it won't stop hurting." "You feel it too don't you?
Every time I see reviews of Death Stranding that say the game sucks, I mostly see people rushing through places that are impossible to get through in this game or any other. I never see any of them trying to establish a coherent route and properly use the various tools that enrich the gameplay. In Death Stranding the primary enemy is the terrain, not for nothing is Sam equipped with a topographical scanner. The story, although implausible, can be very nice if you are sensitive to it and understand what the game wants to propose to you in relation to its particular gameplay and its story. That said, Death Stranding is a contemplative game and it will not necessarily please everyone.
@@dalgusmaximus4557 The thing with Death Stranding mechanics is that they're quite solid if you know what you're doing. What I mean by that is that if you actually go through reasonable paths, don't use a motorbike on a rocky ground and treat Sam in a mora fragile manner, he actually feels pretty good to play. That's why there are so many polarised opinions about the gameplay, it has to do with how much patience you have to play carefully and in a planned manner. It really is a test of patience, but in a good way. From the moment I realized how the game would play out I realized Dunkey wouldn't like the game because he's already stated that he has no fucking patience at all. Me personally I'm a bit of a slow moron that likes to watch paint dry so I adored Death Stranding.
Not a headache, that feeling you get trapped in during an amazingly boring lecture. The one between being asleep and awake at the same time and waking up because your chin touches your upper body. *That* feeling.
Turns out, it was all Eeyore. Eeyore was behind it all. It was always Eeyore. Then, in a surprise cutscene, it turns out that Eeyore was a fake, planted by an agent of the Shadow Patriots. Everything up to then was an elaborate illusion, all crafted to further the plot of Punxsutawney Phil and the Inner Circle, except Bill Murray was a secret quadruple reverse agent this whole time. In reality Shadow Jinkus was actually the real president of Walgreens, and Senator Armstrong was responsible for hijacking the Mayor's pizza! Turns out, Eeyore--
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The fact they put a shower mechanic in this game, proves the disconnect. Gamers don't even like showers
Lmao
I shower once a year and often have to call someone to tell me how it works.
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Lmfao
We Europeans do enjoy showers that's why we enjoy the game.
Italians just get it. They invented spaghetti. The first strand type pasta.
Explains why i enjoyed it. Thank you, italian ancestors for inventing spaghetti.
You are welcome
I can confirm
If buruno buccerati like this game i do too
è tutto vero
We Europeans understand this game, because we can relate to walking around in the middle of nowhere, fight mud and deliver bombs.
Lol
Sounds like the countries of WW1 would agree.
Walking around in the middle of nowhere?
Europe was pretty much designed for literally everything to be within walking distance. Unlike in America, where you can't get anywhere without a car.
But if you're in America, and you don't have a car, which many people don't, then you'll be walking... You guessed it, around in the middle of nowhere.
europe is the first strand-type continent
As an Asian I relate as well, except that we are on the receiving end of the bombs
How our grandparents walked to school: the game
What 😂😂🤯? Is that a JoJo reference 😂🤣🤣??? Ora ora ora ora ora muda muda muda muda muda XDXD kono Dio da hurr durr jonjo reference Ora ora muda muda muda XD za warudo jojomoji refreanxe ora muda muda XD za warudo kono Dio da
@@SpeedKing.. do you... Need any help ?
@@jimtsap04 ora oraoraoraoraoraoroaoraoraoraoraoraoraoraoraoraoraoraoraoraoraorao
Yooo just the same joke for over an year is what we needed thank you so much!
@@rexailos475 ora
The irony is a donkey would excel in most of these terrains.
Van Ivanov chill bruh wasn’t that serious his lil bro was playing in this review
Oh my fucking god, no you didn't!!!! AHAHA
fallout 4 was a glitchy mess. literally everyone i know confirms that. stop being so worked up over a review lmao. i love the game and would give it a 3/5 or a 4/5 tbh but dunkey doesnt has to love it be cause as he mentioned the gameplay is disappointing. it really is. the story makes it up for me but not for everyone. you can trust a reviewer and still have a different opinion damn
@@user-mk2wv8tl1q
This one time I accidentally hacked fallout 4 just by turning it on and it crashed 14 times in a row, and then disappeared from my library. Called Bethesda and Todd said "you paid for the the game, haha I win, bye."
Sanskar Mishra its a game, you’re supposed to like the gameplay
"It is a complete and utter embarrassment, that has a little something for everyone."
9/10
- IGN
@@CB0Otz ign give it 6/10 though
“Irredeemable piece of garbage” - 10 outta 10
It's funny how ign can't win, people shit on them for saying its bad but dunkey says it's bad and everyone's okay with that
Jarvis Bailey Too much stranding 7/10 IGN
Hideo Kojima heard some kid say "how can link fit all this stuff into that tiny pouch??" and thought "that's a really good point"
Thank you Kojima for reminding game devs to never do this
“I am literally too smart and Japanese to have my work be criticised”
- Hideo Kojima
no, you idiot, he's not japanese, he's Malaysian. That's why the game developers didn't understand it, because they weren't malaysian enough.
@@_ikako_ That's fine, but why Malaysia though?
@@dafunktrunk cause it blew up
I love the memes from this video but that quote was mistranslated
@@ohboy8781 Malaysia blew up? what?
Jokes on you this was made by Hideo Kojima’s little brother while he was blindfolded.
Heretic 117 And he programmed the whole game with a USB steering wheel C’MON
😂😂😂
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Blindfolded and analed
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH SO FUNNY YOU SHOULD POST THIS ON REDDIT
The game is not for everyone, but it's definitely not for everyone.
It's a hot piece of steaming shit, with a high buget. Might be for some but I ain't in to coprophilia
_5/10 Everyone is everyone.-IGN_
as a game not for me. As a 9 hour cutssene i see on youtube for free tho, pretty dope!
Yeah
That's the best feature in the game
Note to self: Don’t play Call of Duty at Hideo Kojima’s house
Gex
Tail time
Best Gex comment
G E X ?
Best one yet
"I remember being in the womb" "No you lady you are a fucking Idiot" its moments like these that remind us why we love dunkey so much
"That's really interesting lady. Here I'm gonna leave you on the side of this mountain. Byeee". The moment fuggin re-hit me when I read what you said. Dudes hilarious. Those in the moment goofs that're thrown out there when casually playing a game..
As a UPS employee myself. I can confirm the reason we take so long is because if we bump into something we just explode
You need to unlock the motorbike my man
They're like Prinnies.
If you ever struggling delivering mail, pizza, whatever, just buy a bike and try to get on the top of the fucking Everest
proud of you for coming forward despite backlash, thank you for bringing the real issue in society to the forefront.
You must mean FedEx, UPS went explosive-free a few years back. No thanks to PETA that the Ukranians got their hands on said explosives, but that's a story for a different time
”I miss when this game was just a bunch of cool trailers”
Same
Too real
Ayyy fellow half life fan
Remember when everyone was weirded out and excited at the trailer where Norman Reedus had a baby inside him? I miss that.
That was Final Fantasy XV for me.
remember Dead Island?
This game makes you really feel like an Amazon driver.
yeah chapter three with the highways really makes you feel like that but it gets really good once you get into the mountains, getting to the top of a mountain and then using the climbing ropes is very fun and cool
lol as a former driver: this game is baby mode compared to the real deal. You don't get chased by loose dogs left in yards. You don't deal with traffic and road rage drivers.
Of course affluent kids would think this is what delivering stuff is like. They've never done real work in their life 😂
I am Italian and I think kojima is right, this game is not meant for you damn Yankee.
This game makes you really feel like you are a pizza delivery man and sincerely is all I'm looking for in a game!
They should play rdr2
I don't know, it could be' risky! From what i've understand Americans are great fans of first person shooters and Rdr2 is not!
@@Atlas-ue1yt Don't worry, you can play the game entirely in first person!
A pizza delievery man in Nepal, to be more precise.
Atlas? Ain't ya supposed to be Irish?
Norman Reedus went from walking dead to just walking.
Arian Kazemi this is golden
he is walking, but the player is dead, inside
@7_dor walk like an egyptian
The walking wish to be dead
Walking With the Dead
As someone who works for Amazon, I apologize for any damaged products. The muck people are especially bad this time of year
10/10 Comment
Especially during peak!
You deserve more likes.
Yeah it also sucks when I forget to pee in a bottle in the morning so when I get attacked I cant defend myself
Fucking underated comment here bois
The dunkey death stranding arc is the greatest comeback story since No Man Sky
Fallout New Vegas was the better Mailman simulator.
Man, this is a thinking man's walking simulator, also, you don't have to keep walking evntually
Fucking deathclaws man we all had that friend who would think guys I can get past them with my stealth boy it's all good the game be like hahaha hahaha haha oh yeah right he'll make it
I hated that game
@Comrade Rick Astley what's so fun about it? I literally don't see the appeal in it.
@Comrade Rick Astley lol no.... walking around in a lame desert, where if you jump off a rock you take more damage than if you jumped off a rock with the same height in real life. Literally you can do more fun physical activities in life, run faster, jump higher, have more stamina, and take more damage than in that game lol, even the real world is more beautiful and creative than the world in that game. I'm not even an outdoorsy person, But I would literally have more fun going for a hike or a walk in the park than in that game.
"Hideo Kojima doesn't understand Death Stranding, says Hideo Kojima" - Just incredible article title
Honestly, everybody has to at last chuckle to that
It seems like an article made for a Dunkey video.
Same tbh.
Talking in third person
"Kojima Hates Hayter. Confuses fans and himself in act of revenge while being defunded by Kojima on TPP. Spends remaining money on Model Stefanie Joust"
That'd be my title if I wrote one.....
Death Stranding, a game that teaches you the importance of paved roads
Hit the nail on the head
Thats right. The plot twist is the roads are the real strands
SPOT ON BROTHER
Rome just rolled over in its grave
Death Stranding, a game that reminds you how good MGSV was and makes you want to play it again
Death Stranding lovers would rather walk for 35 hours in a game than go outside
yup. thats me
So?what's yhe point?
How about a pandemic?
@@mr.mysteriousyt6118 Kojima knew
Because in real life those fat slobs have too be forklifted to get outside..
5:05 there’s something really satisfying about the way Dunkey says “fucking earthworm jim”
This game really makes you FEEL like silent hills got cancelled
Gorflip Truly the biggest disappointment in gaming history ;(
HA!
F
too soon
This shows us what hideo kojimas pain of loosing his baby called metal gear and making it a game called death stranding
You can't blame Kojima. In a 2011 interview, he divulged that most of the game was developed using the Wii balance board.
MEASURING (MEASURING) M-M-MEASURING (MEASURING) M-M-MEASURING (MEASURING)
... ALL DONE!
That actually makes a lot of sense
Thanks for the clarification
His little brother was designing the game
@@LucTimmerman and he was blindfolded!
7:00 Guys, please don't tell Dunkey.
Oh God 😂
Explain?
@@zainabhamed6153Sequel confirmed in the works
@@zainabhamed6153 Death Stranding 2 was announced, the timestamp is Dunkey saying "I hope there are no more strand type games".
Almost 3 years later and this review is still hillarious lol
As an actual Italian i have to agree with Kojima, you guys simply do not get this game.
You are not meant to put the disk on the PS4 and actually play it, you are meant to use it as a coaster for your drink.
It´s not brain science or rocket surgery, people.
Psychology is brain science.
@@senza4591 You're psychology
What if I want to get the game digitally? Because you can do that.
Do I use my PS4 as the coaster while the game is running?
È bello sapere che qualcuno ha apprezzato DS, penso che non siano poi cosi tanti..
Il fatto è che si tratta di un gioco di nicchia, non per tutti
E come tale, non può essere dato a chi rompe i giochi per fare cassa, ma hai visto come scalava quelle montagne?
Questa gente mi fa ridere, lo devo ammettere, ma vederlo giocare volontariamente male per sfottere il gioco mi fa stare un pò sul cazzo le persone
Quando si ride, si ride, ma la roba seria lasciatela a gente che può carpirne le potenzialità, la psicologia, e il mood che trasmette. (tipo Sabaku, conosco solo lui di serio)
“Rocket Surgery” I’m done, lmfao.
It’s not Kojima’s fault, he said in an interview he was making the game while blindfolded and with earmuffs on
Fer Reaf his brother took the controller and made the game instead, just wait till he gets it back
It was actually his little brother making the game the whole time
Seems like a pretty irresponsible way to make a video game.
He programmed it using a USB steering wheel
@@peterwowfan no he had to use the wii u steering wheel which is especially hard to do on the ps4
“Never have Hideo Kojima make you deliver a pizza to a sony executive” - gex
Had to come back after the second strand type game got announced at the Game Awards
So ready IDC what Dunkey says he lowkey loves this game
Dunkey simply doesnt understand that this game is a gritty reboot of yoshi's island
All that's missing is the main character farting eggs out after killing an enemy.
@@cyberdragon4249 you can throw your body fluids at enemies, which is the next best thing
Misha what, has he mastered the art of jarate by throwing piss around
@@cyberdragon4249 piss, fecal matter, his gamer boy bath water. It all gets weaponized. i wish i was joking.
Y O S H I I I I I !!!!!
I blame Skyrim for giving us unrealistic standards for walking up mountains.
At least in Skyrim this glitch was kinda usefull
@Holden Grass it worked better in oblivion but it did work in skyrim too
Godamm spider horses
Yeh
Fuckin Skyrim ruining all video games for everyone once again.
Went from a 1/5 to one of his favourite games of the year. That's character development
No it did not
@@meatboy5714 he liked it cuz it was so bad. He thought it was really funny so yes Dank A is correct (and if u saw his video i dont remember which best of year it was)
Who’s here after his 2nd strand video
2nd type strand video
“youre nothing but damaged goods”
“no u”
"You're Princess Peach and I'm Mario"
"no beach"
No we
DARVO
"Ouch! but...I thought you were so fragile!"
"That is only my name."
"Ok."
"Hasta la vista, BB"
"Arent we like, all fragile beings in dis digitally connected world?"
"why're we still here? just to deliver packages?"
Lloren, and avoid rain.
What is my purpose?
To deliver butte- I mean packages.
Oh my god
Hey I'm Lloren and I love to copy comments
@@absence9443 i don't even know who you are
Every night, I can feel my package...my baby...even my fingers.
Who's back watching this after his re-review on death stranding to see the difference between the 2 videos lmao
what re-review?
I'm interested in that indie Marlo game, couldn't find it on Steam, can somebody help me?
It’s actually a souljagame exclusive
Yea me too, I'm glad dunkey is bringing attention to some hidden gem indie games
@@yellowdevil14 yeah, but unfortunately I couldn't find it yet, it's not on the PS4 store either, don't tell me I need to buy a freaking Xbox One or Xbox Two just to play it.
@@pedrofelck you gotta actually buy it on the stadia you uncultured swine
@poulaygue ` you should've supported this small company
The fact that Dunkey has zero patience and yet still managed to play this game from beginning to end, shows just how much he was looking forward to this game.
90% of hate on this game is people having their expectations way too high lol. Everyone else enjoyed the game just fine lol
@@oxsila id say its 50/50. Its clearly not for everyone but thats fine. More unique games is always welcome.
@@oxsila Its Kojima, who wouldn't have high expectations?
@@0zbrian He could've totally excluded any MGS elements from death stranding but instead he added a cool stealth element where you hide from BTs. But the main point of this game is not to kill people, only to concuss them because killing causes a void out. It just baffles me that there's 5 MGS games to play and some fans will still be annoyed if Kojima doesn't churn out the same genre each game
@Artair Well that failed because I wasn't paid and I didn't review it and I enjoyed it.
Death Stranding making a reference to an indie game like Mario was bold
@Succ The hedgehog nah it was more dunkey pointing out how Mario made the simple act of running and walking into a fun fast paced but though filled experience. It even had an optional weapon (fire flower) to attack enemies but you could actually avoid killing a single enemy except for the browsers if you really are skilled.
Each time I look at this game I'm filled with ideas on how to improve it while keeping the action as simple traversal, which is a bad thing
@Succ The hedgehog The reference was fine up until she said "I'm Princess Beach" Such a cringe pun.
@@AnarchicArachnid
Transferred the same fluid combat system from MGSV into Death Stranding would be a good start.
@@Saru-yr3qk not even combat, imagine if you had the the Fulton to get rid of enemies or extract people in the field, if you had the parasite suits to jump and run in the field at insane speeds or even just the octo camo
only Kojima the smartest game maker man in the world would make such a random reference
Half of this comment section are the embodiment of "you need to have a very high IQ to understand rick and morty"
As soon as I clicked on this video, I knew Dunkey wouldn't like it. I really enjoyed Death Stranding personally, but I could see why dunkey didn't like it. especially how he was playing it, you have to plan your routes effectively and forcing it ends up with a lot of frustration, there's like 10 different routes between all the areas, some risky and hard, some way easier. The waypoint system is fucking incredible in this game, and makes route planning a breeze.
For the few weeks I played it, it was my relaxation game. Just load up with some packages and away I went, just absorbing the atmosphere and forgetting my troubles for a few hours
Dunkey said in the past he has no patience, and that's exactly what you need. It's an expository dump and trying to understand the story in parts is exhausting, but possible if you've been concentrating on the story otherwise you'll need a glossary, because by the end it's lingo city and fuckin shit, it gets annoying. I understand why Dunkey doesn't like it, but overall I got 100 hours of enjoyment building roads, bridges and keeping on keeping on. If you want to try unhinged Kojima sci-fi weirdness, go for Death Stranding. Just go in with patience and an open mind. There's a lot of good, but the bads can get pretty bad.
Well said
Agreed
Meh, still doesn't change the fact that bulk of the gameplay is just walking and delivering cargo. That just isn't fun
@@sadstormtrooper Ik I really don't like the game either, Its really just a bad game overall. I'm just glad that this guy just isn't a kojima stan that yells at everyone that says the game is bad
What you said just makes the game sound like one big ass boring chore to be completed than a fun video game to spend your limited free time on
The fact that most people could say dunky wouldn’t like this game just shows that hes a consistent critic at the very least.
Fax
Definitely agree. As soon as I saw he uploaded a death stranding video I thought to myself ah shit here we go again. Still waiting for the day he tries a grand strategy game.
@@anon2234 Dunkey is the guy who would say EU4 is hard and complicated
Ok Boomer
Yeah I like that about him
“honey you aint nothing but damaged goods.”
“no u”
Give Kojumbo a Pulitzer already
God damn UNO reverse card. Causing so much savage damage.
Saddler, you're small time!
Kojima's been watching too much american movies
“honey you aint nothing but damaged goods.”
"I know you are but what am I"
How in gods name did Dunkey manage to get that far in the game without finding ANY of the Exoskeletons? Utterly horrific.
Right? Don't you get some, at least the power skeleton, as part of the main quest?
This game makes you FEEL like norman stranding
All I can think about whenever I see Death Stranding is this tweet that described the plot as “Norman Reedus delivers a baby, but not that way.”
A mailman that delivers babies? Now that's dedication 😂 I bet his character's name is Storkie.
I was ready to see some freaky chestburster shit go down in this game but nope it's just baby in a piss jar.
Norman Reedus and the funky feetus
@@ll-js7iq i mean generally the mailmen split after creating said baby, not sticking around to deliver it loll.
Norman Reedus and the funky fetus
It wasn’t Kojima’s fault he was coding the game with a USB steering wheel.
and dont forget...he used windows xp
@@curaii9684 While sleeping
@@instaceza with a blindfold on.
@@RoachDoggJR.- while tripping on lsd
@@RoachDoggJR.- It actually was his little brother coding the whole time.
Such fancy futuristic technology, and they couldn't even build a small chopper..
I think they do mention something about planes and helicopters not working in the in-game logs. Something about the atmosphere having changed after the Death Stranding, if I recall correctly.
They can't use airborne vehicles because of the timefall. It's explained in the game if you'd at least played it
@@aadipie lol there's no chopper because it would show how lame and dumb this game it
@@StallionFernandostop crying 😿
I think Doctor Ian Malcolm’s iconic quote can sum this game up easily:
“You spent so long asking if you could, you never stopped to ask if you should.”
Kojima was literally like "what if inventory was real" and made a game out of it lol
Fr and it was so much fun
@@aadipie no its not
@@feshavocado4084 you ever played it?
@@fzwwa14y163vcfgteku it's not, bro
@@aadipie go outside and walk. its a more pleasurable experience than death stranding, even if you get hit by a car or get mugged, at least thats more exciting
Dunkey’s E3 2019 - “I’m 100% sold on that premise, I just don’t understand how that translates into gameplay”
Turns out it doesn’t
Best comment
Scott Fillinger agreed
@@PenguinsAreColdish agreed.
@@PenguinsAreColdish Especially if you get all the awesome weapons and tools from the different preppers. Some cool stuff in there.
@@cam.rrrron I cannot begin to fathom the perfect irony that somebody named "MrComplainer" does not complain about the gameplay of the game Death Stranding. What are the things you actually do complain about?
I love the way Dunkey keeps explaining the truck's jump feature even though he already tried it and it didn't work, lol he sounded so defeated
There needs to be a big line between "video game" and "movie", because whenever devs try to mix the two it ends up... well, like this, and whenever a video game movie gets made it ends up like Resident Evil
Or monster hunter. I never wanted to hurt someone for making a movie but damn. There's greed and then there's absolute disregard and contempt towards the source material. They gave diablos claws, mathe rathalos even bigger and drove around with guns...
They should call video game movies and movie video games "sporks," things that try to combine functionality of two things and end up doing both of those things poorly.
@@pentelegomenon1175 I love that 👌 you're a genius
I think it works sometimes. I don't mean video game to movie adaptions, I mean like "mixing" them. I like death stranding- I actually believe that the narrative themes tie into the gameplay quite well. But I agree with dunkey in that the way they set up the cutscenes is just shitty pacing. Interactive movies can be nice if you are in the right mindset. Detroit:Become Human is the most successful on its choose your own adventure promise yet (as in less illusion of choice). I just wish the writing in it was less questionable.
cuz The Walking Dead and Metal Gear Solid are shit video game series and Sonic is a shit film, right?
the description used to say “i wish we were back to when this game was just a bunch of cool trailers”
I wish that too
Lmao thats savage.
Why did dunkey change it?
Literally Metal Gear Solid V in a nutshell
he should've kept it
This whole game looks like when you try to go to places that the gamedesigner didn't intended you to go..
hey never thought of it that way, cool
isn't the game focused on exploration thought? Haven't played it myself, but it would be a pretty boring game if you just walked to point A to point B with no freedom.
@@kyleflood9121 you know how in games you can see stuff in the distance but you can't actually go there? that's death stranding
@@kyleflood9121 There's tons of freedom. What works about the gameplay is seeing the obstacles in front of you and figuring out how to overcome them or get around them. It's about preparation, using the tools you have at your disposal, and actually paying attention to the ground you walk on and the rivers you cross instead of just mindlessly going somewhere like other open world games.
@@mortified0 it also involves how you plan your traveling route from one stop point/distribution centre to another, making as minimal backtracking as possible in one go.
It has both micro and macro management. It's great.
To be fair driving up an almost 90 degree mountain on a motorbike isnt supposed to work.
7:01 : “I hope this is the last strand type of game”
Famous last words
This game really makes you *feel* like you’re stuck in traffic
LA Rush Hour Simulator
I thought this was knack 2.5 birth by sleep dragon tales edition
*Experience
dude no ......... being stuck in traffic is more fun...
Norman’s a pretty solid guy for someone who carries a lot of metal gear
Hope this comment gets at least 1,000 likes
@@bigboy4137 facebook cancer
😏👉
You could say that he's.......pretty good
nah
he's a snake
Playing the game how it’s meant to be played, mastering the tedium and the struggle, has been really fun for me.
Yep this game has made me a better person, i can't say that about any other game
I just got the game. It is a certified mastapiece.
True. It's just wonderful
Just commenting my joy for the game as well, before the negative nancies come in and ruin it.
How boring and horrible is your life that you would find this game enjoyable?
"Just what is a strand type game? Well, it's a special type of game where everything about it is a complete piece of s***" Dunkey
This part NEVER fails to make me laugh!
Confirmed: Kojima thinks all Americans are Peter Griffin
I dont know about you but I am Peter Griffin.
@@mostlikelyaperson6940 This whole time I thought you were Samy.
All Americans are Peter Griffin
"I'm Peter Griffin, and you are too."
The American Race is the best race *Hail to the Chief Intensifies*
This game is more acurate to military grunts than most COD shooters.
Struggle to carry a bunch of shit for miles for no reason
cod is not meant to be realistic though, it's meant to be fun. it's really easy to make a game more realistic than any cod game if you have the budget, but it won't necessarily be fun
@@samdugan3511 the joke really flew over your head
@@leahcimzruc no, I didnt. He described how it's more accurate than COD because it accurately shows what its like to be a military grunt (it kind of does) and I just added that its not hard to be more realistic than COD. I didnt miss any joke
@@samdugan3511 that's what someone who missed the joke would say
shiningpig The joke was that CoD was much better for not being that realistic, something you felt you still needed to argue was the case.
Finally we get a second strand type game
0 dislikes, dunkey is always right
“You’re damaged goods.”
“No you’re damaged goods.”
Well you’re a towel.
No, you're a towel
@@grandtheftaero1 Well you're a shoe
NO U
Very artistic dialogue
@@dtczyk8976 No u
"You're damaged goods"
"No, u"
Anon Anon would’ve been a better line
It me
damaged goods. because her name is fragile. like on the package. genius.
No, u
🤣🤣🤣🤣
From 1 out of 5 Dunk Points to #7 on the list of the best games of 2021, what a twist
@@SyndicateOperative lol what, there were probably at least 10-15 AA/AAA games that were pretty damn good. Then there was over a dozen indie games that were excellent, including a few that released to critical acclaim.
Overall it was a pretty great year. Skill issue on your part tbh.
@@SK83RJOSH please list 5 good AAA games that came out in 2021. We’ll wait.
@@SteveS86 it's taking them a long time to come up with 5 games huh
We are going to be here awhile.
People who like this game are in for such a treat when they discover that fun video games also exist.
But this game is fun...
@@pradeepraghuraman4430 come on dude.. don't lie. 😂
@@pradeepraghuraman4430 damn have you played a video game aside from this one?
@@lucymorrison Plenty. I think I enjoyed it because I saw a lot of video reviews and knew what I was getting into. The game is quite easy and relaxing for the most part. Dunkey just chose to use difficult paths in this video and make it look like it's a pain.
"fragile.... But not that fragile"
Every UPS delivery person
Underrated comment. 😂 😂
lmao
@@aspinasvalainis Underrated Reply 😂 😂
no, he's a car
*throws package over fence onto hard ground without ringing door bell*
thanks man, love your work
My first thought when I saw the actual gameplay was "Dunkey is going to hate this game."
@fizzydinosaur that doesn't invalidate any of his criticism, which has been echoed by basically every other reviewer
@@exiledrabbit who is "basically every other reviewer"?
@@c.c0820 well, basically...
every other reviewer
@fizzydinosaur -- I know what you mean in terms of it's supposed to be atmospheric. They have a fucking in-game soundtrack. You're supposed to walk around and enjoy the view and shit and listen to knock-off radiohead. But to be fair, it fails in even that respect. Witcher 3 had better environments to simply traverse. Kojima should've taken a page out of CDPR's book and after the release of Red Dead Redemption 2 had said "Oh shit, I better make sure my game is as polished and good as it can be, because RDR2 just set a new standard". I'm glad Cyberpunk is getting delayed, they understand what it means to be a top tier AAA game now that RDR2 and God of War and Uncharted 4 have come out swinging.
@@exiledrabbit it doesn't invalidate his criticism, definitely not. However, different perspectives view his criticisms as extreme strengths.
As an example, while watching this video, I thought, "he hates the game so much he's taking the most difficult and stupid paths possible in order to be done with it as fast as possible, which is gonna make it worse because all of those efforts are going to fail and take up more time."
So for me, while I totally understand his frustration, I can see with perfect clarity why I am not frustrated like that.
I would like to imagine that this entire dunkview just existed because Dunkey got really mad at the "Princess Beach" line. Truly the first mario type review
cant believe dunkey made the first strand type review, very proud of him.
“Sometimes you fall over for no reason.” Ah, finally a game that mimics my life.
Preach
@@TNickle1234 beach
I play videogames to avoid the misery that is my life, not be reminded of my pain.
You have to admit, the random tripping is a realistic mechanic. *trips and dies*
This game really makes you *feel* like the clumsy shit you are
I'm never going to forgive Kojima for that Princess Beach line.
From a guy that loves Death Stranding. I agree. That was major cringe accompanied by the weird cheesy running through the beach part. Wtf was that shit??
I dunno that was my favorite part.
It's like this ultra serious world where the dead walk the earth and cause nuclear explosions, terrorists have super powers, there's critiques on pollutio....
oh you're a fed-ex man who delivers packages?
you mean I have to walk across the US?
and I can't take a car?
Norman why the fuck did you just wink at me.
Norman why the fuck did you just point at your toys like a 2 year old.
then bam ,REALLY? PRINCESS BEACH?
its fuckin confusing as fuck and I love it
@@ArmorKuma yikes, dude. yikes.
Kuma 12 year old detected.
@@yeahthatsright33 14 year old detected
Kojima's comment in response to criticism is one of the most pretentious things I've ever heard
you can always tell if a Dunkey vid is gonna be gold by the dislike ratio
What is the dislike ratio?
What is the dislike ratio for this vid????
@@simcity4111 Are you fucking for real.
@@josedavidgonzalezramirez7411 yes, and why to be mad at me because I don’t know the dislike ratio, I’m just asking!
@@simcity4111 You just... look, wtf
Only real OGs know that the first "Strand" game was The Oregon Trail
i would agree if my whole family didn't die of dysentery
Death Stranding... is actually an Oregon Trail remake
A very bad remake
Brandon H
Explains why it sucks so bad.
Bryan Merrill no ac-130
The game really makes you feel like Norman Reedus taking a shower.
"You know how happy players get when they reach an out-of-bound area or access areas they are not supposed to get access too?"
"Yes?"
"What if we make a whole game out of those?"
>this is the last stranding game
>DS2 is announced
norman reedus just wants to be the most walking guy in the walking dead
Fez he puts the “king” in walking
No no, this is not THAT, this is Walking 'Alive', the game that makes you wish you'd stop walking and just be dead.
Donsly just doesn't get it
"Why are we still here?
Just to deliver?
Every night I can't feel the weight of packages I've lost,
The packages of my comrades I've lost
This pain, it won't stop hurting."
"You feel it too don't you?
You could not fathom my respect for you god damn it I miss MGSV memes
"I'm already a mailman, Kaz..."
@@capybarbara9670 Go give em post boss !
Package delivered, and how! They're going to tell stories about that one, Boss!
"That right there is why you're the best!"
The game really makes you feel like your at the DMV.
Every time I see reviews of Death Stranding that say the game sucks, I mostly see people rushing through places that are impossible to get through in this game or any other. I never see any of them trying to establish a coherent route and properly use the various tools that enrich the gameplay.
In Death Stranding the primary enemy is the terrain, not for nothing is Sam equipped with a topographical scanner. The story, although implausible, can be very nice if you are sensitive to it and understand what the game wants to propose to you in relation to its particular gameplay and its story.
That said, Death Stranding is a contemplative game and it will not necessarily please everyone.
Walk good: the game.
So I suppose him glitching up and down mountains doesn't exactly communicate to you that the game has some problems.
everything dunkey says is true because he has the world record for bowsers big bean burrito
@@dalgusmaximus4557 The thing with Death Stranding mechanics is that they're quite solid if you know what you're doing. What I mean by that is that if you actually go through reasonable paths, don't use a motorbike on a rocky ground and treat Sam in a mora fragile manner, he actually feels pretty good to play. That's why there are so many polarised opinions about the gameplay, it has to do with how much patience you have to play carefully and in a planned manner. It really is a test of patience, but in a good way.
From the moment I realized how the game would play out I realized Dunkey wouldn't like the game because he's already stated that he has no fucking patience at all.
Me personally I'm a bit of a slow moron that likes to watch paint dry so I adored Death Stranding.
Norman Reedus is carrying a little something for everyone on his back.
Brent Jo C. underrated comment
omfg
damn, this must be the best lore friendly comment in the whole internet.
He's also carrying Walking Dead too
He's Santa Claus
Death Stranding is pretty impressive when you consider that Kojima made the entire game by himself using a USB steering wheel.
It was actually his brother, Liquid Kojima, who was made the game.
This explains everything.
Also he had a blindfold on. Also he wasn't even trying.
This game is like the physical manifestation of a headache
Not a headache, that feeling you get trapped in during an amazingly boring lecture. The one between being asleep and awake at the same time and waking up because your chin touches your upper body. *That* feeling.
@@viewtiful1doubleokamihand253 lol
The director's cut was just announced
Enjoy Dunkey
Turns out, it was all Eeyore.
Eeyore was behind it all.
It was always Eeyore.
Then, in a surprise cutscene, it turns out that Eeyore was a fake, planted by an agent of the Shadow Patriots. Everything up to then was an elaborate illusion, all crafted to further the plot of Punxsutawney Phil and the Inner Circle, except Bill Murray was a secret quadruple reverse agent this whole time. In reality Shadow Jinkus was actually the real president of Walgreens, and Senator Armstrong was responsible for hijacking the Mayor's pizza!
Turns out, Eeyore--
@@davidhong1934 Hmm, maybe as DLC
Gamespot: "It dares to be boring"
*9/10*
IGN: “it has a little nothing for everyone”
-9/10
@@malcolmgreen6927 Memes aside, IGN actually gave it a 6.8
@@Jungy_Mungerson look closer it says -9 on his comment
@@PK-qs5xw It was edited... never trust those comments lol
خاى
Imagine skipping the shower scenes in a shower simulator
True that’s the best part. Honestly worth the 60 bucks
I do that irl
Imagine skipping the walking in a walking simulator
Nintendo should DMCA this game for using their famous intellectual properties: Mario and Princess Beach
I've seen nearly every dunkey video from the past few years and I think this one is my favorite.
Kojima: "I can't do it wrong if nobody knows what I'm doing.!"
As he sits there questioning himself what he is doing.
No information, no criticism
Kojima in a nutshell
It's not Kojima's fault, it was actually his little brother making the game.
What joakim return for this?
i just saw this comment but the other one was made 3 months ago
He was also blindfolded
@@gokmensrt And the controller wasn't plugged in.
And he was using the broken controller
Climbing in death stranding is like whistle-running up a mountain while it's simultaneously raining in botw.
Honestly the game annoyed me for the first 1-2 hours, but even the basic things; a bike, trucks, carriers, felt like a huge reward