At 4:02 I like how he says he’s lookin at his friend sayin “it’s about to go down” and he’s lookin at the ground like as if he was taller than his friends 😂
I love it I can't stop watching it the best two parts is when he say Oooh he said she ain't got no nipples and two plus two not knowing wat the fuck it is 😂😂😂
I had this recorded and when he started yelling at Ms. Green I fell off my couch I was laughing so hard. I have never laughed so hard in my life. Got to the point where I couldn't even make a sound except gasping for air. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What movie is this called? I wanna watch the full movie and not just a snippet of it. Cause there is probably a LOT more funny stories he's telling in the full movie
‘Kevin Hart seriously funny’ use to be on Netflix but they took it off and *I was so pissed* cuzz it was so funny and it’s definitely my personal favourite 😂
One time when my little brother was in kindergarten, he got a paper that had to be given to our mom because he was acting up in school. The teacher explained to him why he was given the note and that it had to be given to our mom. My little brother then proceeded to shout right in the teachers face: “WHAT THE FUCK” 😂
"I TOLD YOU TO SAY 2 CUSS WORDS!"
*"YOU SAID 76 OF EM!"* 😂😂
LMAOOO
LMAO
He actually said 11 of them
Fallout 76
@@HorrorAndMusicalFan9666 r/woosh
shit.....they got Patrick......!
Sid Thevar yes
in her head she be like fuckkkkk they got Patrick
Sid Thevar LMAO 😂😂😂
dad you not watching
1k is me
Image having Kevin in your class
Bilal Hadid ok I will image😂😂 jk
Pass The Fries 😭😭😂😂💀
I wish Kevin was in my class back when I was in high school! OMG!! Shit would totally go down!!!
he must have been the class clown
Bilal Hadid I’d love that
what if that miss green is watching this .....
Well....just laugh your ass off.
+Carl Nissen Or he may have just invented the whole story.
Lmfao it's a comedy bit. Miss Green does not exist.
Steven Tsakiris I bet she is almost dead
If miss green is watching this...shes gonna write a note to his mom again using a lot of cuzz words... cuz she be cranky old granma by now....
Shit! They got Patrick Dad you not watching?!
ThePerfect Complex me
Ikr😂😂😂
😂😂😂
ThePerfect Complex 😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Miss Green got owned😂😂😂
the he got his as kicked. win the battle lose the war :)
Nida Khan And your profile picture says it all. Shit went down and god forgives your redemption for swearing at a teacher.
Boom.
I have an English teacher called miss green XD 😹😹😹😹😹😹
My math teacher is called Ms. Greene LOL
One of my fav Kevin Hart skits XD
This is not a skit.
this not a skit you dumb bitch
this is not a skit you dumb bitch
Bram Koopman true
Arta Skender
I'm in school
I'm being bad
Teacher got mad
... Shit was rhyming so well
not really
I was reading this right when it happened in the video *laughs*
I farted 890 times today.
Hey me too.
But didn't fart 890 times today
POintless POints xD
Big Sur I
I'm watching this for the sixth time today and it seriously doesn't stop being hilarious
Merle van Selm
Same
For me, it’s the 164th time this week.
Same here... This guy is helarious... Imagine to wachin him on stage...
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Kevin: 2+2 not knowing what the fuck it is bitch.
Me: DEAD!!!!!!! XD
This part!😂😂😂
Fallout 4 Reference
Is it the square root of who gives a crap
Big Shaq shaking his head...
@@IvanPlayyz Why peoples keep mention Fallout game in Kevin skit??, any related of?
At 4:02 I like how he says he’s lookin at his friend sayin “it’s about to go down” and he’s lookin at the ground like as if he was taller than his friends 😂
Michelle Martin I think it was supposed to be he was standing and his friend was sitting
Aaliyah Welsh he said they walked into class I don’t think his friend could be sitting and walking at the same time 😂
What is the meaning of "its about to go down"?
@@shfd3832 it basically means that some serious shit is about to happen
@@Howard_T_Duck oh ok.Thank u.
One of the funniest things I have ever watched
michael fisher o
"Shit they got Patrick dad, you not watching" This is the best thing
This makes me wonder, if there are any other children out there that have said and done this to their teachers.
Wilma Franzén Children are doing this to their parents now
Wilma Franzén someone in my class did this😂😂
Wilma Franzén me to the main person at this school I went to well I made her cry but I didn't get suspended
Wilma Franzén some girl in my class give our teacher a finger 🖕🏼😂
Some guy called a substitute a "Turtle Neck wearing cock sucker"
He got suspended for a bit
I told you to say two cuss words. You said 76. XD
Julia O'Day 13 to be exact.
Actually 14
I was off by one. 👆
Man actually said the hole alphabet of cus words lol
this was and STILL IS his best joke ever!
I love it I can't stop watching it the best two parts is when he say Oooh he said she ain't got no nipples and two plus two not knowing wat the fuck it is 😂😂😂
Yeah I laughed so hard
+Alexaalanis why!! aint got no nipples or was it that much funny
Alexaalanis o
Alexaalanis u got Snapchat
The audience screamed 🤣🤣
"It's about to go down"😂💀
she stapled a note to your shirt? a STAPLE..
Good thing he didn't mention that part to his mah, she would have skipped the message part and went straight to the ass woopin
Katie bitch id be dead
Ikr
Katie d
?!?!?😥😭
"you gonna smack me in front of my friends!!!" Bro I'm dyinggg LMAOOOO
This was the single best most reltable thing he ever said 😂😂😂
when u get in an argument and realize Ramadan is over. 4:10
lol
stop mixing fucking religion everywhere
Johny Bravo ?
Johny Bravo why are you so angry? 😭😂
Johny Bravo u good bro?
this is so funny i cant stop watching it lol xD
Me too
I watched it like four times in the last two days. I can't even right now lmfaoooo
I love how funny Kevin is. He doesn’t need a laugh track. His crowd actually laughs. 😂
dawg said kanye🧍🏻♀
Just because Kevin said "I am Kanye West" that doesn't mean that he is Kanye
@@Vsk6.0 mb, you didn’t have to be mean about it😂
@@hachi6107 I know
"He said she ain´t have no nipples!"
I´M DEAD 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
“Nah. I got it it. I got it i got it. I got it. “ HAHAHAHAHA
OOOHH HE SAID SHE AIN'T GOT NO NIPPLES LMFAO
this is 1 of the reasons i love kevin hart
I thought i was Samuel L. Jackson 😂
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Lol 😂
@@chibichan9586 He's not saying that he thought Kevin was Samuel L. Jackson, he's copying what Kevin said at the end.
“Me and He-man are out!” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂
I’m done
I've been watching stand up comedy for 40 years and this is the hardest I've ever laughed.
No matter how many times I have watched this over the years this will forever be funny 🤣🤣🤣
4:27 got me wheezing
This old as fuck but love going back to watch lol
"No nipple bi##h"
Got me DYING!!!! IT WAS SO FUNNY!
This should be my graduation speech
This has always been my favorite Kevin Hart clip of all time lmao. The build up and delivery is fucking hysterical
I did virtually the same thing except it was with my dad and it wasn't stapled to my chest it was a sticky note on my forehead.
so you went all the way home with a note to your head wow how did you see were your walking lol
dumbass sticky wearing fat forehead ass bitch!!
neno peno 😂😂😂🔥
Alex Dariar
"Stapled to my chest"?
Ouch
SeñorMcCool1 I think he means it was stapled to his shirt. Otherwise that teacher should be fired, sued, and arrested for child endangerment.
So fuckin true...I cursed my mom out plenty of times behind my closed bedroom door lol
Kevin Hart never fails to make me laugh 😂
he is the legendery comedian
Kevin Hart makes me laugh.
😂😂
Even after watching something depressing
“Mind your DAAAAAMN-“
“Nah that’s to loud”
I love Kevin lmao
4:41 my man having a damn heart attack someone help him
Me and He-Man are out! All too many times of me trying to bounce with my little army green men 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
*shit, they got Patrick*
"Cross-Eye-Cryingonyourback-fat-foot-ass bitch" xDDF
Imagine being Ms. Green and having the most embarrassing thing that ever happened to you get immortalized in a Kevin Hart skit.
This is still the funniest part of any act he did ever. Hilarious AF 😂
I had this recorded and when he started yelling at Ms. Green I fell off my couch I was laughing so hard. I have never laughed so hard in my life. Got to the point where I couldn't even make a sound except gasping for air. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What movie is this called? I wanna watch the full movie and not just a snippet of it. Cause there is probably a LOT more funny stories he's telling in the full movie
Search Kevin hart up, it might show the full movie
@@Gamers6325 okay
@@ShelbyOrcutt02 find it?
@@Gamers6325 sadly not☹️ but I'll keep looking
My mom told me to tell u to mind ur DAMNNNNNN oh nah it's too loud its not believable its too loud😂😂
The way he said "mS. GreE3n" 🤣
Heard this 100 times still love it lol
The cousing dictionary in one sentence 😂😂😂😂😂
This is just a South Park episode I Love it!
Same
"Me and he man are OUT!!"🤣🤣🤣🤣
Anyone notice that the mic stand is as tall as him
"It's about to go down" LMAO
Hands down funniest thing I've ever seen! 😂😂😂
I can't stop laughing.
Same
"It's about to go down"😂😂😂😂
"Me and he-man are out"
Got me dying
I saw this when it came out, and to this day it still reigns as some of the best written comedy in my opinion
he way he said '2 plus two not knowing what is is bitch'😂😂
this will never get old holy shit
‘Kevin Hart seriously funny’ use to be on Netflix but they took it off and *I was so pissed* cuzz it was so funny and it’s definitely my personal favourite 😂
“Ohhh he said she ain’t have no nipples “🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I died at "NO NIPPLE HAVING BITCH"
In every classroom there is always one KEVIN HEART, no dull times when he is around.
Hart*
Literally one of the funniest bits of all time
Lets play a drinking game 5 shots then kevin says Bitch
when*
Jarvis Johnson alchohol poisoning anyone?
"Shit they got Patrick dad aren't you watching? "Dead I was laughing so bad
"Shit! They got Patrick, dad!" Was that the one with the giant oyster and the peanut?
Hands down the funniest skit he's ever done 😂
3:39 i cant stop laughing xd
One time when my little brother was in kindergarten, he got a paper that had to be given to our mom because he was acting up in school. The teacher explained to him why he was given the note and that it had to be given to our mom. My little brother then proceeded to shout right in the teachers face: “WHAT THE FUCK” 😂
NOW THIS IS HILARIOUS
I just come back here or look him up to give myself a good laugh on a bad day💞😂💞
Me also
I come back to this every few years when I need to laugh
This was soo f***in hilarious😂😂😂
Rofl😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Kevin hart and Russel Howard are my favourite comedians
The Artful-Dodger The best of America and England.
😁😁its soo good that i know enough english to understand this
I watched it and um well
... I laughed
... Really hard
And um my grandma and grandpa looked at me like wtf is wrong with u?
F in the chat
BRO SAMMEEE
I've seen this so many times and still cry laugh every time! 😂
"SHIT THEY GOT PATRICK DAD ARE YOU NOT WATCHING DAD" LOL🤣🤣🤣 wow
When your teacher says you aint gonna make it and you get into Harvard 4:10
Nah this is legendary 😂😂👌
This guy is next level 😂
This is by far my Favorite story Ever Told 😂😂😂
the best stand up comedy yet
Most iconic joke in history! 😂😂 100 of these views are mine - never gets old.
This one of the best bits of all time
ITS ABOUT TO GO DOWN
I remember when I was 15 seeing this and I was cackling so hard on my floor. It was so intense that my father thought I was having a seizure
9 YEARS AGO AND THIS IS STILL AMAZING
When keven said "OOOOOOHHHHHH" I felt that
Thank you so much for putting captions so my parents can't hear me watching this out loud
2020 and it's still funny 😭
“OHHH HE SAID SHE AINT HAVE NO NIPPLES
Me:laughing so hard my brother thought I was having a seizure😂
Thank you for uploading this man 🤙🏻😎
*i told you to say two cuss words you said 76 of em*