McConnell Flips Over Filibuster, Aides Reveal More About Gov. Cuomo's Bad Behavior

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  • čas přidán 15. 06. 2024
  • In New York, the swirling storm of scandal surrounding Gov. Andrew Cuomo grew in size today, fed by disturbing new revelations from close aides, while in Washington the Senate Minority Leader lashed out at Democrats over rumors they'll soon take aim at his beloved filibuster. #Colbert #Comedy #Monologue
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  • @mikefromwa
    @mikefromwa Před 3 lety +541

    McConnell is basically saying, "Don't you dare do the same things that we've been doing for years and years!"

    • @bilateralrope8643
      @bilateralrope8643 Před 3 lety +29

      He sounds scared.

    • @patriot9606
      @patriot9606 Před 3 lety +11

      Except in the decade-long streak that Republicans controlled the Senate, they never once entertained the idea of getting rid of the filibuster.

    • @bauefrenchmen3126
      @bauefrenchmen3126 Před 3 lety +13

      Dont do what we do or well keep doing what we do.

    • @veganvvarrior
      @veganvvarrior Před 3 lety +7

      @@patriot9606 as far as I know it wasn’t abused that extensively by democrats.

    • @grmpEqweer
      @grmpEqweer Před 3 lety +16

      @@patriot9606
      If they keep it, it needs to return to the talking filibuster. They have to get up and talk.
      _That way it becomes very obvious to the people exactly who is obstructing legislation the people want._

  • @WAMTAT
    @WAMTAT Před 3 lety +555

    I'm glad Stephen is still trying to impress his girl.

    • @sdc363
      @sdc363 Před 3 lety +29

      I remember him saying that during his time at the CR, he'd take his persona home sometimes, this is probably very refreshing for her. Just goofball humour as opposed to being essentially sarcastic Tucker.

    • @tomgoodwin7134
      @tomgoodwin7134 Před 3 lety +7

      me too

    • @glitterflythirteen7583
      @glitterflythirteen7583 Před 3 lety +4

      ❤️

    • @henrygvidonas9573
      @henrygvidonas9573 Před 3 lety +10

      @@sdc363 If I remember correctly, she told him that "this guy is not welcome in this house" and that was the end of it. "Stephen Colbert" had to stay in the car, or Stephen Colbert was not allowed inside.
      Who could blame her?

    • @sdc363
      @sdc363 Před 3 lety +6

      @@henrygvidonas9573 Oh hell no, I don't blame her at all. I think this job and personality was possibly... part of the reason he decided this. Colbert Report was amazing, but living with that dude would be horrible. I felt the same about The Opposition, I don't think Klepper is that far off from how amazing Colbert was. I really hope they bring back Klepper, because I think that was sort of the same scenario.

  • @ninjasonmylawn25
    @ninjasonmylawn25 Před 3 lety +130

    Stephen is funnier with Evie in the room. It feels like he's never stopped trying to impress Evie to win her heart. That's amazing.

    • @Ajehy
      @Ajehy Před 3 lety +9

      Exactly. He treats every smile and laugh from her like the most precious thing in the world... that’s true love right there.

    • @lgconlon6035
      @lgconlon6035 Před 3 lety +1

      Evie's a lovely lady & a great launcher (the genuine one, that is)

  • @SraTacoMal
    @SraTacoMal Před 3 lety +241

    "I don't remember" -Evie, 100% remembering but not wanting Stephen to turn it into a thing

    • @jenskoning4304
      @jenskoning4304 Před 3 lety +39

      Only for him to proceed turning it into a thing. Lol

    • @NaumRusomarov
      @NaumRusomarov Před 3 lety +11

      I do not recall, Your Honour.

  • @rdear
    @rdear Před 3 lety +334

    If getting a live studio audience back means losing Evie, and the looks of joy Stephen gets when he makes her laugh, I’d vote to keep things exactly the way they are.

    • @jujujupiter
      @jujujupiter Před 3 lety +11

      Wow, you expressed my thoughts. I’m looking forward to everything in post-lockdown life except having to go without Evie’s laughter.

    • @patlynch6517
      @patlynch6517 Před 3 lety +11

      Evie's background laughter never gets old!

    • @RM-xl8ye
      @RM-xl8ye Před 3 lety

      Nah

    • @colbychavez3550
      @colbychavez3550 Před 3 lety +3

      I kinda don't want the late night guys to ever go back to live audiences,

    • @rdear
      @rdear Před 3 lety

      R M “Nah” I wouldn’t vote to keep Evie instead of a live audience?
      If you don’t have a fully formed though, you don’t have to type anything into the box and click the submit button you know.

  • @deidrekellogg9100
    @deidrekellogg9100 Před 3 lety +156

    I love hearing Evie laugh through the show! She’s better than having audience reactions!!! The love story that plays out between Stephen & Evie is so sweet!

    • @xaviersmoke9695
      @xaviersmoke9695 Před 3 lety +2

      She's a schill.

    • @Ryan_Thompson
      @Ryan_Thompson Před 3 lety

      @@xaviersmoke9695 Everyone should be so lucky to be with someone who still laughs at their jokes after many years together.

    • @gigiiiiiiiiiii
      @gigiiiiiiiiiii Před 3 lety

      @@xaviersmoke9695 Xavier... all the comments on your account are about hating Colbert but here you are supplying views. Hate viewers are so cringe

  • @caroljo420
    @caroljo420 Před 3 lety +62

    Keep Evie on the show permanently!!! Her laughter is super-contagious!

  • @dientimuri3956
    @dientimuri3956 Před 3 lety +48

    At this point I think Evie should get a mic of her own. Steven and Evie's interactions are such a wonderful part of these shows.

  • @blueguy15
    @blueguy15 Před 3 lety +268

    Seeing Evie and Colbert interact always makes my day.

    • @kellenknight1421
      @kellenknight1421 Před 3 lety +15

      They're so cute

    • @xaviersmoke9695
      @xaviersmoke9695 Před 3 lety +2

      She's the only person guaranteed to laugh at his lame jokes.

    • @R2mkm769
      @R2mkm769 Před 3 lety +2

      When the show returns to the theater, I want Evie to continue to be there!

    • @mimis5140
      @mimis5140 Před 3 lety +1

      Hopefully I will have that kind of love in my next life!!!!🤔😷

    • @heatherdequetteville9184
      @heatherdequetteville9184 Před 3 lety

      @@mimis5140 How many times have you been married, or had a live in, or whatever? I kinda feel the same way, because I,m too old now. Having said that, I have a friend who remarried for the third time in her mid 70,s. I was astounded. 🙂👵

  • @MD77SA
    @MD77SA Před 3 lety +674

    How dare McConnell talk about scorched earth. Does he not know we all know that's all the Republicans have done.

    • @kitcoffey7194
      @kitcoffey7194 Před 3 lety +48

      Republicans only care about the rich, they DO NOT care about you.

    • @brandonwei2430
      @brandonwei2430 Před 3 lety +23

      Scorched earth never sounded more boring

    • @Rhiannon011
      @Rhiannon011 Před 3 lety +46

      If McConnell and the GOP were doing all these things since day one of the Obama presidency (and continued on) but say it's HORRIBLE if Democrats do ANY of the same things what does that say about McConnell and the GOP??? I mean we are beyond 100% hypocrisy here! It's flat out Fascism> "No one else can do it but we Republicans or else"!! Like Biden keeps saying "This is a fight for the very soul of the nation"!

    • @SwagelokTaj
      @SwagelokTaj Před 3 lety +15

      @Jeremy Harmon Oh...but sure...your nihilism and pessimism...they've made the world so much better. Lead, follow, or the get the fu*k outta the way kid.

    • @aaronking5076
      @aaronking5076 Před 3 lety +9

      he is speaking to his base. They love it when the GOP trolls.

  • @KhanaHatake
    @KhanaHatake Před 3 lety +111

    Steven putting on his best show to impress Evie is the cutest. Evie and the production team are way better than a studio audience.

    • @CMBell1985
      @CMBell1985 Před 3 lety +8

      He should always be performing for an audience of Evie.

    • @slimgirls78
      @slimgirls78 Před 3 lety +2

      They are so cute ...X

  • @brennapye677
    @brennapye677 Před 3 lety +166

    It is so funny to me that Stephen and Evie are adults with children and they're having a totally new conversation with each other on TV.

  • @summertyme5748
    @summertyme5748 Před 3 lety +355

    His hysterical response is proof that this is what he *fears* which means it's exactly what the country needs!

    • @SwagelokTaj
      @SwagelokTaj Před 3 lety +19

      For such a perversely confident manipulator, he actually seemed to nearly stutter during his hypocritical rant.

    • @ribbitgoesthedoglastnamehe4681
      @ribbitgoesthedoglastnamehe4681 Před 3 lety +5

      Why does the country need fear? It seems only countries run by mad dictators need fear, to keep the local systems in line...

    • @netnema
      @netnema Před 3 lety +3

      @@SwagelokTaj SLEEPY Mitch is SEVENTY NINE!

    • @highstimulation2497
      @highstimulation2497 Před 3 lety +1

      fear of this battlestation indeed.

    • @IMSiegfried
      @IMSiegfried Před 3 lety +7

      @@ribbitgoesthedoglastnamehe4681 Because unfortunately for us the GQP is only willing to do what's best for the people when they're in fear of losing power.

  • @NateVHVT
    @NateVHVT Před 3 lety +251

    "They would never break a law."
    Apart from all those laws they broke.
    "I was never afraid."
    Which is why he hid from the insurrectionists.

    • @kevincostner6751
      @kevincostner6751 Před 3 lety

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    • @flowstateofmind6525
      @flowstateofmind6525 Před 3 lety +19

      @Bob V yes, I always break the windows, smear feces on the walls and kill a cop when I do a peaceful walk-in lol

    • @whyis45stillalive
      @whyis45stillalive Před 3 lety +2

      @Bob V Your delusion is showing.

    • @jamesjoseph9721
      @jamesjoseph9721 Před 3 lety

      @Bob V, all they have is fear-mongering!
      Oh wait, I forgot hypocrisy. $Billions in damages, businesses burned to the ground, police defunded and crime and murder up in the 1000% range, actually 2000% in Portland. The Lincoln Project. 😱 Old people murdered in nursing homes and covered up, sexual misconduct through the roof. But Nancy says Cuomo _loves_ NY and whatever his heart tells him to do is just fine! 🙂🍸

  • @8minecrafter8
    @8minecrafter8 Před 3 lety +33

    At this point I don't even want an audience back. The crew laughter is so genuine that it actually is part of what makes it all so funny.

  • @tomaszwida
    @tomaszwida Před 3 lety +24

    Mcconnell: "let me say this very clearly" after that mumbles incoherently....

  • @xcw4934
    @xcw4934 Před 3 lety +47

    Just give Evie a mic. She's already part of the show and it's delightful every time she talks.

  • @NirvanaFan5000
    @NirvanaFan5000 Před 3 lety +138

    So good hearing Evie chime in. She and Stephen are so adorable together

  • @GoErikTheRed
    @GoErikTheRed Před 3 lety +30

    Evie provides a much better laugh track than any studio audience

  • @mst3kharris
    @mst3kharris Před 3 lety +52

    I would watch a whole hour of Stephen flirting with Evie, ngl.

    • @allenblake7418
      @allenblake7418 Před 3 lety

      Are you kidding ..he's the most boring talk show .....I'm surprised she's stuck with him ...his language and how he insults people.....I wonder what his kids think of their dad

  • @thisistheaccountname
    @thisistheaccountname Před 3 lety +632

    If you're legally able to do so, make sure you vote in every one of your state, local, and presidential elections.

    • @victorarredondo304
      @victorarredondo304 Před 3 lety +1

      Cause obviously dems cheat

    • @justatalkativebeardedguy1549
      @justatalkativebeardedguy1549 Před 3 lety +27

      @@victorarredondo304 cope

    • @thisistheaccountname
      @thisistheaccountname Před 3 lety +27

      @@victorarredondo304 you mean people didn't want to vote Trump out of office and didn't turn out in record numbers to do so.
      At RBG's memorial when Trump showed up, the crowd didn't chant "vote him out".
      No.
      No.

    • @jemiebridges3197
      @jemiebridges3197 Před 3 lety +12

      You're a funny guy. Maybe you should to restore my rights to vote. I'm happy to vote but very bad at getting ID (oh looks like you're paperwork's is not order. Wait I have enough ID to join the air force but not enough to get State ID, but it's illegal to not have ID)

    • @devvvvvvvvvvvv
      @devvvvvvvvvvvv Před 3 lety +9

      vote early vote often

  • @BlakieTT
    @BlakieTT Před 3 lety +350

    He called his wife his "girl".
    So sweet.

  • @JackStrauss
    @JackStrauss Před 3 lety +6

    The energy of the show is so much better with Evie there! It's a delight to hear her laugh, and to see Stephen's pleasure at getting that laugh from her. His energy goes up and he's a better performer for it. Evie every night, please!

  • @skwydzee2716
    @skwydzee2716 Před 3 lety +24

    Stephen is the absolute boss of classy husband statements.

    • @stevepackard8542
      @stevepackard8542 Před 3 lety

      Wonder how much money he makes. He needs to give up his salary so the rest of us can live well!

  • @timcoyne3153
    @timcoyne3153 Před 3 lety +167

    "Now put the money in the bag, before the cops come to cancel me!" This is genius! Really sums up the mentality we've been seeing.

    • @timcoyne3153
      @timcoyne3153 Před 3 lety +8

      Then you need a new name. (Editing this comment because user named "Brain Enormous" removed their reply, which claimed nothing about the video was funny. In fact, the user himself possibly no longer exists?)

    • @elhopper3735
      @elhopper3735 Před 3 lety +3

      @@timcoyne3153 oop got em

  • @lw3269
    @lw3269 Před 3 lety +489

    McConnell: Threatens to grind the Senate to a halt.
    Americans: "That ship has sailed".

    • @greenhat8978
      @greenhat8978 Před 3 lety +8

      And crashed on The Rock's 5ft out of the harbor

    • @Wesmin
      @Wesmin Před 3 lety +28

      McConnell's been grinding the Senate to a halt since 2 weeks into the 2008 term(there's video of him saying that was his goal for the next 8 years), so him threatening to do so now is pretty well, it's not even a threat it's a statement of history.

    • @gerryjr6490
      @gerryjr6490 Před 3 lety +1

      @Jenfletcher56 Yeah story changer Mitch get over it

    • @everettamador9885
      @everettamador9885 Před 3 lety +2

      The ship sailed and then sunk....

    • @daleanolan1464
      @daleanolan1464 Před 3 lety +10

      That is all he has ever done except for tax cuts for the rich.

  • @SherryEllesson
    @SherryEllesson Před 3 lety +7

    McConnell saying "let me say this clearly" and then chewing his words like tobacco was the perfect oxymoron.

  • @m.collier708
    @m.collier708 Před 3 lety +7

    "explaining why you're lucky he's dating ur mom".... DAMN that was ON POINT. Good writing, writer.

    • @rachelrachel9152
      @rachelrachel9152 Před 3 lety

      So funny i genuinely laughed out loud whoever wrote that deserves a raise

    • @BrianSmith-ez9kj
      @BrianSmith-ez9kj Před 3 lety

      The whole segment was packed full of jokes, but yeah, THIS ONE really killed me too

  • @ButchBirdie
    @ButchBirdie Před 3 lety +107

    His banter with his wife is the best thing ever
    Edit: A strong contender is "he mcconnelled on"

    • @5749MiMi
      @5749MiMi Před 3 lety +2

      Colbert is happy again after four years

    • @ButchBirdie
      @ButchBirdie Před 3 lety

      @@5749MiMi Tbh yeah, and it's so nice to see

  • @zeitGGeist
    @zeitGGeist Před 3 lety +803

    “Who were the nazis?” Is so fucking clever and quick

    • @bishopvida
      @bishopvida Před 3 lety +68

      I am DISAPPOINTED that Stephen didn't promptly ask her if they were Proud, when she said, "the boys"

    • @soth1sol
      @soth1sol Před 3 lety +8

      chaperons

    • @RowdyBoy82
      @RowdyBoy82 Před 3 lety +4

      I mean, the first thing that pops into my mind when I hear Sound Of Music is Nazis. It is a Nazi movie. He wasn't quick or clever to say thst, it just shows he has a memory.

    • @BeeWhistler
      @BeeWhistler Před 3 lety +17

      @@RowdyBoy82 Oh, I dunno... the first thing I think of is Julie Andrews. The next thing I think of is please, please don’t start singing any of the songs, for the love of all things good just don’t sing the songs. Or play the movie. Or mention the movie. I hate Rodgers and Hammerstein.

    • @SingleBladedRonin
      @SingleBladedRonin Před 3 lety +11

      “Never before has a production of The Sound of Music made me root for the Nazis” - Leverage

  • @MCJSA
    @MCJSA Před 3 lety +5

    I can imagine what a "scorched earth" senate would look like. It'd look a lot like the Senate has looked for the past 12 years or so, with a GOP majority under Obama and Trump. We need a government that governs, not that obstructs government.

  • @elhopper3735
    @elhopper3735 Před 3 lety +5

    I love when Colbert and his wife talk during the segments. It’s adorable

  • @thomasblaine3193
    @thomasblaine3193 Před 3 lety +594

    McConnell has presided over the end of the Republican party and is now saying scorched earth... yea some times its the only way forward.

    • @LegendMkr7
      @LegendMkr7 Před 3 lety +25

      I don't have my power anymore, buaa.

    • @stephengibbs8342
      @stephengibbs8342 Před 3 lety +32

      do you who else threatened "Scorched Earth"?
      Hitler when he knew he had lost

    • @FMDD168
      @FMDD168 Před 3 lety +17

      Put the Kibosh on the Filibuster and Mitch

    • @lsok1313
      @lsok1313 Před 3 lety +13

      Sometimes Scorched Earth is the only way forward, and I'm totally for it I mean literal scorched earth too. Burn the whole system to the ground and rebuild again by the people for the people. This Country hasn't been by the people for the people if a very long time.

    • @stephengibbs8342
      @stephengibbs8342 Před 3 lety +12

      @@lsok1313 scorched earth is not the best way to move forward,
      it is the best way to move backward
      it took eastern Europe years, if not decades to simply get back to the point when it happened, and they are still playing catch-up to this day
      you are talking about "throwing the baby out with the bathwater"
      the best way to move forward is to end the filibuster, and push through legislation that helps people, and win over those that support the Republican reactionary agenda
      by showing them what effect government can do

  • @timmycakes001
    @timmycakes001 Před 3 lety +1114

    Evie laughing just off-screen instead of a live audience will always be better

    • @annaklassen8421
      @annaklassen8421 Před 3 lety

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    • @kevincostner6751
      @kevincostner6751 Před 3 lety

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    • @eileenwalsh9779
      @eileenwalsh9779 Před 3 lety +27

      I want to look at someone the way Evie looks at Stephen.

    • @ra_8072
      @ra_8072 Před 3 lety +2

      Yess

    • @brunoilobinso3711
      @brunoilobinso3711 Před 3 lety +11

      @@eileenwalsh9779 a look of pride and admiration that stems from pure happiness!

  • @Doedoebear
    @Doedoebear Před 3 lety +6

    omg I am so loving Steven's wife as the only member of the audience who laughs at all his jokes. So freaking precious I can't

  • @chenilletueuse1
    @chenilletueuse1 Před 3 lety +17

    I kinda love the fact that the nerd got the girl instead of "Champ".

  • @LWWM
    @LWWM Před 3 lety +152

    If Ron Johnson wasn't afraid... Why'd he run for cover? 🤔

    • @gamepapa1211
      @gamepapa1211 Před 3 lety +22

      Shhhh! Logic doesn't work on Republicans! It only makes them angrier!

    • @krejados1
      @krejados1 Před 3 lety +9

      Stephen C said the same thing in the aftermath of the insurrection: "Why are you running? They're your people!"

    • @Shuizid
      @Shuizid Před 3 lety +8

      Propably for the same reason he thinks people breaking the law by storming the capitol "have no intention of breaking the law"...

    • @christinebenson518
      @christinebenson518 Před 3 lety +7

      @@gamepapa1211 Have you noticed that Republicans don't argue with facts? They come at you with blatant lies and/or opinions about things like gas prices going up because of Biden ( which he has no control over) or the corporate tax rate going to 38% (Biden wants to raise it from 21% to 28%). Those are just 2 examples I've seen today of crappy debate.
      When I used to attack T**** I used facts and refused to call names. I grow tired of being the adult in the argument.

    • @joebuol1969
      @joebuol1969 Před 3 lety +6

      As a proud Wisco resident RoJo is an embarrassment as a Senator & a human being 🤮🤮

  • @rainkat1873
    @rainkat1873 Před 3 lety +43

    I'll be impressed along with Evie. Y'all are such relationship goals. Thank you. 🥰

  • @id10t98
    @id10t98 Před 3 lety +3

    Evie's laugh when Stephen says, "He is a helper" when talking about 'handy' was worth watching the entire video for!

  • @ahuitt2me3
    @ahuitt2me3 Před 3 lety +7

    I need you to talk to your wife more. Those little moments are magic. PLEASE.

  • @sarahmeek530
    @sarahmeek530 Před 3 lety +1119

    They’ve been married 27 years and he still calls his wife “my darling” and “my girl.” Cutest couple alive.

    • @kevinkemble3718
      @kevinkemble3718 Před 3 lety +45

      My coach told me if you’re married your welcome to have a girlfriend...as long as it’s your wife. #yabadadadoo

    • @kevincostner6751
      @kevincostner6751 Před 3 lety

      But the main reason why we broke out in February was because we had news of Tesla buying $ 1.5 billion worth of Bitcoin, which served as a major catalyst in further creating new all-time highs. Up until that point, we were on a downward trend and eventually trading sideways, like we're seeing now. It wasn't a technical breakout that drove Bitcoin to new highs in February, it was more fundamental news of adoption by major institutions. We need to see more of that if we're going to repeat the growth that we saw last month. Until then, I have a feeling that we're going to be trading down and sideways, looking at the current situation I would suggest tredlnq with Daniel Wright to.make more gains from all this as I have made over 8btc in just 3 waeks of trading with hlm, here are his details on Tel- gram ( @Danielwrightfx) for his assistance on strictly crypto related concerns...

    • @Dbeckdesign68
      @Dbeckdesign68 Před 3 lety +11

      I love these two. Their sweet vibe is like a walk in the sunshine.

    • @Dbeckdesign68
      @Dbeckdesign68 Před 3 lety +17

      @TRUMP WON BY A LOT Yes, Melania was very understanding. Then again she has her own bedroom, so...

    • @stanislavzoldak2198
      @stanislavzoldak2198 Před 3 lety +32

      @Star Traveler Imagine being this brainwashed by conservative talking points.

  • @mikaelbiilmann6826
    @mikaelbiilmann6826 Před 3 lety +138

    McConnell: "Let me say this very clearly..."
    🤣 That's a physical impossibility...

    • @injunsun
      @injunsun Před 3 lety +10

      What? You don't speak tortoise grunts and hisses? Poor thing needs to be kept in a zoo, to help his kind not go extinct. Oh, wait... not his species. They can all go eat rocks.

    • @nataleeegleston1334
      @nataleeegleston1334 Před 3 lety +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @krystleday382
    @krystleday382 Před 3 lety +4

    Aww its so cute how he talks to his wife...its like they still flirt

  • @LV75RDM
    @LV75RDM Před 3 lety +4

    Mitch McConnell is a prime example of when the store-bought mannequin becomes a store-bought politician. If he believes in scorched Earth does this mean he's finally given in to global warming?

  • @MisterFister612
    @MisterFister612 Před 3 lety +90

    I love that stephen is such a fun Husband to his wife.

  • @blueguy15
    @blueguy15 Před 3 lety +298

    Voting has never been more important people. Ignoring politics is not advised anymore voting matters and knowing what's happening in the political scene is crucial now. All the proof you need is to just look at what the Republicans are trying to do to.

    • @HOTD108_
      @HOTD108_ Před 3 lety +5

      @Ricky Bobby In Australia, the conservative party is literally called "The Liberals", which unfortunately leads to a lot of international confusion.

    • @injunsun
      @injunsun Před 3 lety +5

      @@HOTD108_ You are not alone. We Progressives used to be called Liberals. Now, our Corporate Centrist Dems like to call themselves Liberals, so we Real Progressives have had to distance ourselves from them, as they are merely socially tolerant, economically Conservative. It's like Bizzaro World people came here and futzed up mere English. Cheers, mate!

    • @ValerieJNorse
      @ValerieJNorse Před 3 lety +2

      @@HOTD108_ -- What is the opposing party called?

    • @dayegilharno4988
      @dayegilharno4988 Před 3 lety +1

      @@ValerieJNorse My best guess: They're called "communists" by the "liberals"!

    • @Fifthelement203
      @Fifthelement203 Před 3 lety +1

      Who do u vote for? The republicans who let you know they won’t do anything to help working people. Or the democrats who only pretend they want to help working people?

  • @athgowla687
    @athgowla687 Před 3 lety +4

    “I knew these people love this country, that truly respect law enforcement would never do anything to break a law” How far in denial can you get? He is literally talking about a riot on the capitol with a dead officer as a result.

  • @bethprather9241
    @bethprather9241 Před 3 lety +1

    I have watched this twice and laughed so hard I can't quit... Thank you in these dark times to bring laughter.. Really what else can we do? Love it

  • @jessicaberg8573
    @jessicaberg8573 Před 3 lety +43

    You have to this type of show at least three times a week. And Evie should be on the shows always! This show really helped to open my eyes and encouraged me to learn and read more about... Everything I guess. My place, your place, our place. America. The country we all ended up in. And how do we make it better? People are people, everyone counts.

  • @atiredfloridian777
    @atiredfloridian777 Před 3 lety +47

    Evie and Stephen talking about prom was the best part of all of this.

  • @hpqphpqp
    @hpqphpqp Před 3 lety +3

    The intimate setting and interactions with Evie and the crew are a million times better than the crowd.

  • @gankhef5564
    @gankhef5564 Před 3 lety +17

    The Gan Khef Corner:
    "I'm just saying the man has a name that sounds like a winner."

  • @terraphantom1039
    @terraphantom1039 Před 3 lety +56

    Mitch McConnell threatening to grind the senate to a halt is like the rest of us threatening to breath air.

  • @InfansDeAter
    @InfansDeAter Před 3 lety +626

    Stephen getting jealous over his wife's teenage dates is just adorable.

    • @templecreations2351
      @templecreations2351 Před 3 lety +10

      How do we know he isn’t turned on? 🤔

    • @1reaper2
      @1reaper2 Před 3 lety +10

      The terror on her face Lmao

    • @nicolebrown1927
      @nicolebrown1927 Před 3 lety +29

      Stephen wanted to let Champ know that he got the beautiful girl, not him!😂
      Stephen getting jealous was really adorable though.
      I love me some Mr. and Mrs.Colbert!🤗💙

    • @MTMF.london
      @MTMF.london Před 3 lety +8

      @@templecreations2351 Weirdo.

    • @mnomadvfx
      @mnomadvfx Před 3 lety +1

      @@MTMF.london Kink is kink - rich people get it too.

  • @terryboot7777
    @terryboot7777 Před 3 lety +1

    Watching from Australia, recently discovered Stephen Colbert. Watching him is the only way to tolerate finding out what's going on in America. 👍

    • @JHNoble
      @JHNoble Před 3 lety

      I know what you mean - during the Gulf War, the only thing close to news I could stand was watching John Stewart when he was on The Daily Show.

  • @lesliaisonsdangereus
    @lesliaisonsdangereus Před 3 lety +6

    I love that they grew up a few blocks apart

  • @evilferris
    @evilferris Před 3 lety +68

    I love his wife being the sole audience member. Her laugh too!

    • @Emilyrsps
      @Emilyrsps Před 3 lety

      She is fantastically lovely!!!

  • @errgag3580
    @errgag3580 Před 3 lety +2132

    Tucker Carlson has 2 faces: Confused & Constipated.

    • @ronnialbright1513
      @ronnialbright1513 Před 3 lety +108

      And confused as to why he's constipated. After all, what even IS constipation? Does anyone really have a clear definition, or is his impossibly tight sphincter just a rabbit hole for Marxists to obfuscate the real issues like soldiers with uteruses? And what even are Uteruses?😵

    • @devonlockwood1477
      @devonlockwood1477 Před 3 lety +35

      Dont forget scared.
      All of the emotions people want in the guy who delivers their "news". 🤣

    • @TheVofR
      @TheVofR Před 3 lety +54

      Tucker Carlson didn't heed the warning that if he kept making stupid faces it would stay that way, and now he can't work anywhere but on Fox News.

    • @averyw1497
      @averyw1497 Před 3 lety +30

      You should watch this past Sunday’s episode of last week tonight (it’s on you tube). John Oliver rips ol’ Tucker to shreds.

    • @tails0420ify
      @tails0420ify Před 3 lety +5

      If you want to see a different tucker expression watch the ending of the movie Ghost. lol

  • @mreeeeeegf
    @mreeeeeegf Před 3 lety +5

    Rioters: Storming barricades, trespassing, breaking windows, fighting police, chanting "hang mike pence!"
    Johnson: "these people were upholding the law and I was not afraid at all!"

  • @Zennofobic
    @Zennofobic Před 3 lety +7

    I think when things normalize they should just bring the guest stars to their house, I don't want to lose Evie's reactions.

  • @JLF201
    @JLF201 Před 3 lety +12

    "Blunt force respect" and "holy stupid" are my new favorite phrases.

  • @GusCraft460
    @GusCraft460 Před 3 lety +100

    A scorched earth senate would be better than the bottomless abyss of legislation that it is currently.

  • @chrisjohnson7039
    @chrisjohnson7039 Před 3 lety +1

    13:30 I was on the floor dying😂😂😂

  • @sierra4766
    @sierra4766 Před 3 lety +6

    I just hope I find a man who still calls me his girl when we've been married for years❤

  • @jorenthar9186
    @jorenthar9186 Před 3 lety +32

    "Holy stupid." I'm keeping that one, thank you.

  • @rubennotthesandwich2402
    @rubennotthesandwich2402 Před 3 lety +22

    You're going to have to bring Evie to the Sullivan Theatre if you ever get back there. She has a great honest laugh.

  • @MsOldmom
    @MsOldmom Před 3 lety +7

    Evie is so pretty. Glad she can deal with Steven so well. He seems to be trying to impress her still. Love it!

  • @georgelewis8798
    @georgelewis8798 Před 3 lety

    Mr. Colbert, thank you for your emphasis on the need for destroying the fillerbuster ruling.

  • @Raygrets
    @Raygrets Před 3 lety +635

    I'm gonna miss Evie when they stop doing shows like this, she's fantastic.

    • @tubularap
      @tubularap Před 3 lety +46

      Stephen is entertaining his wife ... and we're just along for the ride :-)
      I love her presence, and will miss her too when the show is back in the theatre.

    • @Liquefied10
      @Liquefied10 Před 3 lety +20

      I love Evie. They should highlight her more!!

    • @jasonconrad4314
      @jasonconrad4314 Před 3 lety +11

      @@tubularap maybe the positive messages about Evie, will convince Stephen to bring her on more, once the show gets an audience again.
      Wishful thinking....lol

    • @tubularap
      @tubularap Před 3 lety +11

      @@jasonconrad4314 - Yeah, maybe as a side-kick on the couch ... at least have her giggle backstage with a hot mic :-)

    • @blkcatzette
      @blkcatzette Před 3 lety +8

      Love for them both. Evie and Steven 😃

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage Před 3 lety +51

    When your strongest tool is specifically designed to break the thing you are employed to fix... You need to rethink your career choice.

    • @johndododoe1411
      @johndododoe1411 Před 3 lety

      So no saws for carpenters or jackhammers for road crews then?

  • @shawnobray2202
    @shawnobray2202 Před 3 lety

    Making people laugh is a coping mechanism for my clinical depression.
    Making my lovely lady
    Renata laugh, well it just doesn't get any better than that. The back and forth between the Colberts, so great.

  • @jackbarbey
    @jackbarbey Před 3 lety +2

    “Now put the money in the bag before the cops come to cancel me!”
    I literally burst out laughing

  • @coltafanan
    @coltafanan Před 3 lety +345

    “Imagine the Senate without filibuster. It would be scorched Earth.” Has he forgotten that this filibuster didn’t exist even 100 years ago?

    • @evannibbe9375
      @evannibbe9375 Před 3 lety +12

      It did, it’s just that it wasn’t used until a few years before the Woodrow Wilson administration (Woodrow Wilson took the many weeks necessary pressuring the Senate in order to put in place a 2/3rds threshold to end filibusters; otherwise at the time the filibuster could be used by even just 10 Senators to grind everything to a halt basically forever).

    • @cc1k435
      @cc1k435 Před 3 lety +31

      Forget the filibuster, I can almost imagine the Senate without McConnell. It's a faint memory for the US, but it sounds nice. 😲

    • @Goodsby23
      @Goodsby23 Před 3 lety +7

      Mitch was only a 9 year old 100 years ago, you can't expect him to recall that clearly.... Hashtag republicansarehippocratic

    • @irvingkurlinski
      @irvingkurlinski Před 3 lety +3

      It's called "chicken" to not be able to cheat. Just threaten Schumer with what the Repubs are going to do anyway. Expose them!

    • @Ogrelord5150
      @Ogrelord5150 Před 3 lety +8

      Get rid of it. But, if Senators want to filibuster, they should be prepared to follow Jimmy Stewart's act in "Mr. Smith Goes To Washington".

  • @splintEight
    @splintEight Před 3 lety +835

    Mitch Mcconnel: Don’t do it or else - we go scorched earth.
    Everyone else: Earth already scorched - thanks to you

    • @keithprice4711
      @keithprice4711 Před 3 lety +25

      Yeah, I can't see what more he could do, he's been scorched Earth since 2010

    • @brynawaldman5790
      @brynawaldman5790 Před 3 lety +1

      For an in-depth analysis of McConnal's comments, and of Biden's, I recommend today's youtube clip
      czcams.com/video/jyhfy4s1vV4/video.html
      The independent media outlet which made the clip; the Hill Rising, does the best analysis of any news source I have found.
      (Their ratings are going up while the ratings of most other news sources' ratings are going down.)
      They conclude (using the last 100 years of senate decisions, and supporting every conclusion thereby) that McConnall basically says to Biden; go ahead; do what you propose, (Biden is proposing a reform that would be basically useless; and the clip analyzes exactly why) ; the GOP will stop every piece of legislation the dems propose, moreso than ever before.
      (And the clip is only 12 minutes long.)
      Things could get lots worse before they get any better . . . .

    • @taniaburton7559
      @taniaburton7559 Před 3 lety +1

      VERY good. We're scorched.

    • @jarrysciligo5395
      @jarrysciligo5395 Před 3 lety +21

      We will filibuster every bill you put forth unless you eliminate the filibuster then we'll get really really mad.
      When I know someone is bluffing, I use only one word: re-raise.

    • @keithprice4711
      @keithprice4711 Před 3 lety +23

      @@jarrysciligo5395 exactly, can anyone remember the last bipartisan agreement that actually benefited us the American people not corporations or the rich

  • @MrHarryFo
    @MrHarryFo Před 3 lety +3

    Ok, can we pause one sec and acknowledge that Evie laughs makes the COVID version of the show maybe better than the original one? She never fails at putting a hell of a smile on my face.

  • @transparentkitchen7195

    One of the best intros, keep up the energy and quick witty side jokes!

  • @Tonyhouse1168
    @Tonyhouse1168 Před 3 lety +74

    Nothing in my 38 years has provided me an answer to one simple question: why tf does Mitch mcturtle have so much power?

    • @robertaclark6079
      @robertaclark6079 Před 3 lety +9

      I know, right? He thinks HE'S POTUS

    • @salvyv
      @salvyv Před 3 lety +14

      Because he’s a corrupt, soulless sociopath, which is exactly what the GOP wants from their so-called leaders.

    • @kraziiXIII
      @kraziiXIII Před 3 lety +8

      He has this much power because a) bible belt ("fearmongering is what we do best"- KY's motto) and b) keeping everyone impoverished while capitalists move factories to other countries then blaming "clean energy" and immigrants for the lack of jobs in Kentucky while everyone gets hooked on opioids b/c they can't escape poverty.
      We had one Turtleman and he did drugs. I'd rather have him in charge than Moscow Mitch.
      - sincerely someone who lives in Kentucky.

    • @Hermes_Agoraeus
      @Hermes_Agoraeus Před 3 lety +6

      Because Kentuckians keep sending him back for another helping of racism?

    • @ValerieJNorse
      @ValerieJNorse Před 3 lety +2

      He has so much power because people in other states elect Republican Senators, so they're the majority, and they keep electing him Majority Leader. So, as much of a stain on the nation as McConnell is, you can't blame him for all of the Senate's problems, any more than you could blame Trump for all of the nation's problems. The fact that he and his buddies keep being re-elected, no matter how much he cripples the Senate, solely because he retains a sociopathic focus on naming conservative judges and retaining his own power, shows that the problem is widespread across the country.

  • @lokithecat7225
    @lokithecat7225 Před 3 lety +63

    Steven: Let's chat with Evie, everyone likes her.
    Sure, but give the girl a Microphone.

  • @brandilee1052
    @brandilee1052 Před 3 lety +1

    Awwww Stephen and Evvie are so dang adorable.

  • @maxheadrom3088
    @maxheadrom3088 Před 3 lety

    Thanks, Stephen! Obrigado!

  • @gimmethegepgun
    @gimmethegepgun Před 3 lety +60

    Evie needs a mic on her in case of extended banter between her and Stephen. Couldn't hear her responses very well.

    • @krejados1
      @krejados1 Před 3 lety +1

      You can turn on the subtitles.

  • @justinjoyce3047
    @justinjoyce3047 Před 3 lety +44

    I enjoy the idea that he is going to have to keep a pair of Aviator sunglasses at his desk for the next 4 years.

    • @Hermes_Agoraeus
      @Hermes_Agoraeus Před 3 lety +4

      I worry he's gonna poke his eye at some point. ...Jack!

  • @adde9506
    @adde9506 Před 3 lety +1

    Got my shot! Counting down the days until it takes effect.

  • @rlross49
    @rlross49 Před 3 lety +8

    By boyfriend drove his parents Studebaker when we started dating! He’s now my husband of 53 years!

  • @IAmSuzyQ
    @IAmSuzyQ Před 3 lety +982

    For the GOP, hurting Democrats is more important than helping Americans.
    GOP: Goodness Opposition Party

    • @VotreGrandeur
      @VotreGrandeur Před 3 lety +70

      The "cockblock Party" as I like to call them

    • @DPowered2
      @DPowered2 Před 3 lety +5

      second to donors but sadly we have democrats like that to

    • @IAmSuzyQ
      @IAmSuzyQ Před 3 lety +14

      @@DPowered2 Indeed we do! The hypocrisy in DC is at an all time high these days. With the invention of audio and video recording, you'd think they would try to stick to their story, but they don't; they say one thing today, then say the exact opposite the next day...like we won't notice.
      Wouldn't it be wonderful if the people we elect to represent us in Congress, actually represented us once they got there?
      🤞Maybe some day that'll be the case but I won't hold my breath waiting for that day to come. 😉

    • @wallieshere
      @wallieshere Před 3 lety +14

      GOP's policies are to blame the dems.

    • @brickdebrick2167
      @brickdebrick2167 Před 3 lety +1

      On the contrary, The GOP is the AMERICA FIRST party, the PEOPLE party, with the exception of a few bad apples which betrayed the cause (Mitt Romney, Liz Cheney ...) A philosopher once said "the mystery of the Pyramids is the mystery of the consciousness in which one does not enter ". It is the same for the GOP. Here is an advise, close your eyes, put your hand on your heart and listen. It should be obvious which party has God by his side, which party is for the people who wants to help Americans. ALL Americans.

  • @jeffhogue1245
    @jeffhogue1245 Před 3 lety +128

    This man has made this endless horror ride tolerable and often funny. Thank God for Stephen Colbert. Few can imagine how hard he actually works. An American treasure.

    • @trisho.8331
      @trisho.8331 Před 3 lety +10

      American treasure is right. Think I’d have lost my mind without Stephen and Evie.🙏🏻❤️😍👌😇

    • @patriciavyce1993
      @patriciavyce1993 Před 3 lety

      🕊Love is...

    • @one-eyedcharlie1230
      @one-eyedcharlie1230 Před 3 lety +3

      More like an American disgrace! I'd rather watch Bob Saget reruns of AFHV's, while simultaneously chewing on aluminum foil and having bamboo shoots driven into my cuticles, than watch 5 minutes of his inane, moronic, monologue...

    • @jasonconrad4314
      @jasonconrad4314 Před 3 lety +3

      @Star Traveler show me on the doll, where the big bad comedian hurt you

    • @donnydrumpf457
      @donnydrumpf457 Před 3 lety

      @Star Traveler then why are you watching?

  • @ta2gypsy
    @ta2gypsy Před 3 lety

    I ADORE you wife's laugh! Blessed is the man who can make his love laugh like that. Peace joy & happiness always.

  • @jamesmccarte1609
    @jamesmccarte1609 Před 3 lety +1

    If Mitch McConnell wanted to say something clearly, he would take the gravel out of his mouth!

  • @bustosadrian
    @bustosadrian Před 3 lety +544

    Evie laughing in the background is everything that is right in the world.

    • @blu5018
      @blu5018 Před 3 lety +4

      I wanted to like but it's 69 right now so I'll just comment my approval.
      Edit: it went down one as soon as I commented lmao

    • @bustosadrian
      @bustosadrian Před 3 lety

      @@blu5018 you've got my like 😊

    • @blu5018
      @blu5018 Před 3 lety +1

      @@bustosadrian Ayyyyy thanks ^-^

    • @atoast54
      @atoast54 Před 3 lety +2

      I think it's the cutest thing when she laughs n he laughs at her laughing

    • @jamesjoseph9721
      @jamesjoseph9721 Před 3 lety

      So is it when he and John Podesta have hot dogs and pasta with walnut sauce.

  • @FrannieMC69
    @FrannieMC69 Před 3 lety +52

    I love that Stephen's wife finds him so funny. Makes for a happy marriage.

  • @JackycClark
    @JackycClark Před 3 lety

    Bravo on the monologue .

  • @CMBell1985
    @CMBell1985 Před 3 lety

    I soooo prefer these formats rather than the live audience.

  • @AsbestosMuffins
    @AsbestosMuffins Před 3 lety +13

    "I will make the senate not work!"
    like right now?
    "We'll ram through everything!"
    Like you already did?

  • @senorelroboto2
    @senorelroboto2 Před 3 lety +69

    The brief change to his wife laughing at his joke is so wholesome

  • @jmisc
    @jmisc Před 3 lety +1

    Evie is so cute. Her laugh is so genuine and refreshing! Definitely worth an award.

  • @Ironmurs
    @Ironmurs Před 3 lety +1

    Evie has 100% earned her own spinoff.

  • @shanhussain6114
    @shanhussain6114 Před 3 lety +180

    Can we get a segment where Stephen and Evie just talk to each other? They are just ❤️❤️❤️

    • @klaravozabova9581
      @klaravozabova9581 Před 3 lety +4

      You're SOO right! They should do it as a service to the world in these hard times,it would be the most comforting thing ever...:)) I can just imagine their discussion about what to eat for breakfast or what not, and... Everything suddenly seems right with the world.

    • @patriciavyce1993
      @patriciavyce1993 Před 3 lety +2

      “Awesomeness💞”We love love🕊...

    • @doodoobutter101
      @doodoobutter101 Před 3 lety +5

      Look up "Late Show First Drafts" and watch all the ones from quarantine (I think there are 4 of them). It's pure Evie and Stephen wholesomeness.

    • @jamesjoseph9721
      @jamesjoseph9721 Před 3 lety

      @@doodoobutter101, being John Podesta's BFF is anything but wholesome.

    • @klaravozabova9581
      @klaravozabova9581 Před 3 lety +1

      @@doodoobutter101 thank you thank you thank you!! I've had such an incredibly shit day, and...you've just saved it :)

  • @IceVixenX
    @IceVixenX Před 3 lety +50

    It's so frustrating as a nurse. I literally have had to educate fellow heath care workers (who are Republican) about the vaccine and debunk the conspiracy theories out there... To other health care workers.......... 😓

    • @matthewkoch6937
      @matthewkoch6937 Před 3 lety +8

      Come on, healthcare workers! You all should know better than to spread dangerous misinformation based on paranoia. You're a science-based profession! I am sorry that you have to deal with that deep level of stupidity.

    • @Hermes_Agoraeus
      @Hermes_Agoraeus Před 3 lety +3

      @@matthewkoch6937 I still remember leaving a hospital when I was younger, and seeing nurses and doctors smoking by the ambulance bay. I was stunned--like, mind blown.

    • @christinebenson518
      @christinebenson518 Před 3 lety

      I watch a CZcamsr with and he has many Trump supporters in his chats. He prides himself by not censoring the chat. However, he doesn't allow Covid19 misinformation. If say it's fake, belittle mask usage or spread lies about the vaccine you get 1 warning than you're banned.
      He's also tried convincing his viewers to get the vaccine including an elderly nurse. A doctor had a go with her about being anti-vaxx.

    • @jmartinez1989j
      @jmartinez1989j Před 3 lety

      That must be very painful to do. They are very hard headed.

  • @TheJMPD
    @TheJMPD Před 3 lety

    The best part of the show is the lovely loving relationship between Stephen & Evie!

  • @justinshomaker4350
    @justinshomaker4350 Před 3 lety

    Quality production. On screen guest not wearing a mic. Great stuff!!