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For those who want the list more conveniently, the ‘alternate titles’ used for flashbang grenades in the subtitles are as follows:
Flashy nade
Brighty boomy
Blinder boi
Disorientation dildo
Confusion tube
Bewilderment brick
and
Sun simulator
BEWILDERMENT BRICK
IM FUCKING DYING
Bewilderment Brick is my favourite
Chaotic Cylinder
"Blinder boi" has been added to my dictionary
DISOREIENTATION DILDO IS INCREDIBLE
“Jake don’t get stuck in the washing machine you might need help” and “we both can go in the washing machine at the same time” are probably the funniest quote this year lol
So far
Jake and Gabbi - a perfect match!
@@64BBernard always has been :)
I was SOOO WAITING for a 'step-sis, what are you doing there?' from Jonk. XD
G: oh step bro
B: wtf I just met her today ya gotta help me
Dispatch: ok I need you to fart in her eye
If Jake is a Looney Toons character, then not only is he a trundling idiot, it means he can live through any injury. Pros and Cons to Jake’s existence.
That just means it's a pro and pro I want to be a trundling idiot if that's how happy I would be all the time and get to live through any injury!
So he's just like Wile E. Coyote then :)
“WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOURE BEATING ME IN THE FACE WITH A RIFLE, WHY WOULD I NOT DIE GABBY?” god i love this channel
I mean, he ate a fork.
@@Viper082503 Have you heard how much Jonk complains about little things. He is a toddler and i love it.
4:56 I love how this segment implies they kept this conversation going over the course of leaving the building, getting into the truck, driving to their next destination and starting their next mission.
Reminds me of the cbs swat show when they do banter in black Betty like Luca trying to find a place to sleep
In today's episode of Worst Premade Ever: Jake and Ellis touch tips while Gabby watches.
* in the dark corner *
Gabby: awe such a precious moment is happening right before my eyes
sounds like a bit of a wet dream really
fanfic writers, get to work
Saw this and almost died laughing
Remind me to come scour the comment section next time before watching the actual video lmao.
I swear the voice that Ellis is doing reminds me so much of the narrator from the Stanley Parable when he’s talking about the broom closet ending
Honestly it sounds like spitting image's version of Keir starmer
It just sounds like my dad when he’s pissed and starts becoming ‘sarcastic Steve’
To me it sounds like boycy from only fools and horses
He sounds like one of "The Auditors" from the live action production of Terry Pratchet's "The Hogfather".
I hear the bad guy from the movie box trolls
In Jake’s defense, most of those flash bang throws should not have bounced as poorly as they did. Or the rest of the crew fucks up opening doors.
Stop defending Jake. That's not fun.
@@hypolyxa7207 Someone just want it.
@@hypolyxa7207 he still gets a lot of shit for some stuff that’s not his fault though
The game does look like it needs a few more improvements.
Keep defending Jake, he gets too much shit thrown at him.
I love that Ellis is laughing more openly and freely. Like, his rage is a whole mood lol but his full blown laughter is very heart warming.
Exactly, usually he's always angry lol
@@FreedomAssassin64 To be fair... he usually has a good reason to. ^^
If his voice for us was more accurate I wouldn't be so offended that he doesn't know anything about how caulk action suppressors work.
yeah and thats not how we sound, its may, ive got hay fever.
LMFAOOOOO XD
thats the point mate
LMAOOOOO
You’re right it’s not a caulk gun, it’s an Automatic Sealant Dispensing Apparatus. 😂😂
So you'r that fucker ellis was talking about!🤣
ASDA? Wtf is that doing here?
Automatic Sealant Shooter
It's actually a Precision Energy Nozzled Instrument Stick
Do you shop at ASDA?
The little sheep in the corner confused me until I saw its mouth open. Then I realized and promptly fell out of my chair laughing XD
I'm glad that I'm not the only one that noticed the sheep
What sheep?
@@LugiatheOceanGuardian The one at bottom right corner. With number. Each number represents how many times they swear.
I bet they argued about how many times they had to 'sensor' them and just decided to make a counter because fuck it.
@@ForestRaptor Bump the counter up by one!
“Or no cause in Scotland it’ll be Fryer!”
That took me about 6 minutes to catch my breath.
i choked on water XD
1:01 to hear again mates
I don't get it, unless that's just an accent part...
@@nicholasmcdede8893 He's playing on the stereotype that the Scottish have an unhealthy obsession with overly fried food.
@@Brohammer0001So, would that make Scotland the Texas of the UK?
2:48. Fun fact, when the police in the US got a tip off that an armed shooter was in a GameStop, they when full in and had a standoff with the shooter. Turns out it was a cutout of Ghost from CoD
I JUST LOOKED IT UP AND THAT'S REAL?!
1:20 thats the most jonk thing ever.
"Alright everyone we gotta be real quiet in here so keep it low"
*Proceeds to trip and break every single standing object in the room*
"Ok who was that?"
Like the time in Half-Life where he blundered into a trip mine after telling everyone to be careful and the whole thing goes up into a massive mushroom cloud
I still don't get what actually happend
@TheRadioknight he inadvertently sent a stool flying into the air by walking near it then broke a light by stepping on it
This channel if it was a sitcom would be a combination of friends, curb your enthusiasm, and it’s always sunny an Philadelphia. And I would binge the hell out of that
Always sunny Vs Darth maul
'So no one told you life was gonna be this way'
Ellis Gabby and essentially anyone but Jake : no, no they did not
It's Always Sunny To Curb Your Friends
What about good old fashioned Seinfeld?
Welcome back to another episode of Jonk being incompetent, Ellis being salty, Alex making NSFW jokes, Gabby enabling Jonk, and Cath putting up with everyone’s shenanigans.
And friendly fire
I'm amazed Cath managed to stay out of everyone's way. Usually her role is "jump in front of friendly bullets and rage at the shooter"
while cath is also incompetent XD
Read cath as cank.bit of confusion there-
To be fair, how many games that have those floor spotlights in them actually make them interactable, let alone shatter when walked on?
And I love the muted green text when night vision is on! I don't want to make your editor feel like they have to keep topping themselves each upload, but they're doing a damn fine job of it.
I think gabby is the editor IIRC but i may be misremembering things. Edit: this information is from an older video which means they probably have an editor now.
@@Nater2204 They hired editor. Or what is new guy doing?
They have a new editor, i don't remember their name but he sometimes play with them iirc. One on their charity stream and one in half life i think?
@@DragonicFang oh cool! Yeah i had no idea because i don't really keep up with them outside of YT.
@Mogumogu Mugo oh. Well now i feel stupid.
Ellis ranting is the funniest thing ever
Jake is Medusas and Midas's secret love child. Everything he looks at and touches breaks.
Ain’t no way Midas would ever love Medusa
Plus how can either one of the make love? Everything Midas touches turns to gold, abd he doesn’t need his hands to touch.
Medusa needs to swear a blindfold so she can’t use her stone vision but then she’s be blinded
He touched Gabby.. many times and you can see the result..
"Everything I touch turns to stone"
perfection. He just touches something and it turns to stone or breaks or PHYSICS
I love how the goat actually opens its mouth when they swear its great
7:20 metal brings everyone together, even two people who can't stand each other
5:10 that is some attention to detail, ellis' subtitles are also in night vision mode when it is on
Bro, even the subtitles changed colour when they were using the night vision goggles, the amount of dedication that goes into the editing is crazy!
I was dying at 1:05 never change alex never change
2:09 that cut on "proper" was perfect foreshadowing on what was really happening
"Grenade pin gets pulled"
"Please help us"
BANG
Jonk - verb - to manage to fuck up a simple task
Actually, that time was not Jake grenaded that civilian.
That was Gabby.
Jake was dead and watching Gabby's playing.
@@Airu_ver.0 yeah, I know, still jonked it up though
I wouldn’t say saving hostages is a “simple task”
@@arandomcommenter412 valid, but also deciding to not drive through a 3 point alleyway turn in a bus isn't a very difficult decision either soooooo
I love the fade out and in during the caulking gun rant, It made it seem like they on it for hours. 4:50
1:25 is my favorite thing in wpe. Ellis’s yelling jakes name is the absolute best thing ever 😂
"I'm right because I'm American" lol I think that's in our national anthem
We actually have an American Southern or American Mid-Western accents whenever we talk about how weaponry works. But everything else is spot on, now you can insult us correctly. Keep it up, I love it.
not gonna lie, saying "I love it" to being insulted makes you sound really kinky XD I know that's not what you mean and I really enjoy it as well but the wording just sounded funny.
@@bananatheo3796 your weird, you made it weird. Go to h9rny jail
@@bananatheo3796 bold of you to assume that isn't what they mean
Those were some SovietWomble level grenade throws XD
10:05 uh ACKTUALLY we do sound a bit like that thank you!
Ellis' Precious Caulking Guns!
3:03 “Jake fucking missed!”
No, it bounced off the window.
I remember you're old sea of thieves and rainbow six siege videos they were so awesome but bro it's so nice to see how much you guys have progressed. Well done!
He truly has the grenade skill of Soviet Womble.
Thanks to Jake and Ellis "touching tips" I discovered my favourite band! Thank you!
The 'experts' they were quoting were too damn funny, I literally laugh my ass off every time I watch this.
Man it's great watching this again,
At 5:30 is very funny just imagine the enemies are just in another room and heard the light break and they peeked and saw an intire swat team arguing, and the enemies just looked at each other just confused.
8:34 : You could say... the new sport involves tostages.
1:04 Killed me guys welldone. 🤣🤣
Ellis's comments section impression sounds like Allan Partridge 😂😂😂 love y'all
Jake failed more grenades in this video than Womble has his entire CZcams career
Salt Raider: "Hold our salt mine!!!".
BUT, the most un-proficient grenadier in FPS games should fall to _'Jolly Wangcore'_ though 😏
“PROPer attitude” 2:06
Ellis WALKED right into that one.
LOL I just realised what the counter was in the bottom right corner XD
Love the swear counter in the bottom right hand corner and love your content guys you always know how to make me laugh
Gotta love the goat counter at the bottom
I’ve been in construction for 420 years and I’ve never been so insulted by how much someone has gotten a cocking gun wrong 🤦♂️
thats the point
Ellis and Jake had a bro moment
Okay, I'm sorry, but I need to defend Jake at 5:40, WHEN THE FUCK HAS ONE OF THOSE LIGHT THINGS BROKEN BY WALKING NEAR IT IN A FUCKING VIDEO GAME BEFORE?
Not to mention 1:21 when a lamp spontaneously explodes and a stool yeets itself because you looked at them.
Well, TBF, he walked _'on top of it'_ ... of course it would broke (saw his FOV went higher)
@@45calGunslinger
I did that twice; the _'hitboxes'_ in this game was amazing, as if I'm playing in VR (you can touch things in front of you with only your held gun, even opening doors)...
Okay but isn't Ellis the one who's constantly correcting people about literally everything?
Yeah, but It isnt fun when its done to you
@@NovatoEx so he's just being a hypocrite
@@JohnDoe-hj9fh Kinda, yeah, but its more for comedic effect than anything
@@JohnDoe-hj9fh it's different when the "correct" is literally just what he already know
When jonk became smart Gabby IQ decrease
When Gabby become smart jonk IQ decrease
Gobby and jonk are very special forces 🤣🤣🤣
Ellis and Jake had a Journey moment without Journey. Now that IS amazing!
The Labrador and the Chihuahua had a proper bonding time
1:03 "Or no, cause its scotland it'll be fryer." OML i'm crying and coughing
imagine being held hostage and you hear the squad team having this conversation 9:20
I love the subtitles placed on the flash bangs in this video lol “bewilderment brick” is my favourite one
Great video to watch before going to sleep, then rewatching it again tmrw
As well as being absolutely hilarious, I love the small details in your videos. Like the names for each flashbang as it's thrown and the night-vision changing everything including the coloured subtitles.
Jake would be amazing at trickshots.
"Bewilderment brick" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Y'all are always hilarious, but the jokes were absolutely on point today. 😂
2:23 Lmao
4:40 encountered a guy like that with fans. Like one time i said something that he deemed as incorrect and he acted like that. But throw in insults and always calling himself serious lol
Fucking bewilderment brick, that's what my grenades are gonna be called forever
What about the Disorientation Dildo?
@@fletch2772 what does it go in and suddenly your brain has a spasm
@@wbsiwvejdnd it vibrates so hard you can't see straight
I love that it starts with Jake clearly aiming his gun directly at the back of Gabby's head. 😆
If 'Jellis' is the term for Jake and Ellis shenanigans then I nominate 'Gonk' for Jake and Gabby shenanigans.
Been in construction for six years and Ellis described a caulk gun perfectly
Though he did forget that there's a bit of post nut that comes out if you don't disengage the lever
Hostage Tossing is pretty much next level Dwarf Tossing
My comment to Ellie’s funny tone of voice for chat. I enjoy his new clubs, his precious calking gun club and his precious silencer club
oh yes another wpe upload to brighten my day
Loving the new "Swear Jar" goat
Those names, Alex I fucking laughed out loud. Love it XD
2:29 no Swat team, just regular german infantry
"basically jake and ellis touched tips" killed me, i love the moments when jellis is a thing
This was great. I loved the ready or not streams.
9:40
AcTuAlLy ElLiEs, AlEx MiGhT bE rIgHt HeRe. If It'S tHe Us, ThAt MiGhT bE a CiVvIe WiTh A gUn.
The censor count in the bottom right is a nice touch
You guys(mostly ellis) legit sounded like GradeAUnderA when you were talking about the caulking gun and it made it way too funny for me lmao
“Please… just get us out of here”
*Bam*
Well that’s one way to take care of it
The Goat is a nice touch, superb I do say.
Ellis' rant was awesome. And accurate.
Great Video man!
I wasnt expecting the Periphery bit, my all time favorite prog band, can't wait for P5, ive been following on what little info they've given about it, im super excited about it.
I love the Periphery session in the middle there lol
You guys crack me up so much, thank you and keep it up.
i love how when they try to break a window with grenades JAKES GRANADE HIT and everyone was like "OH JAKE F***ING MISSED"
Fun thing as I was watching this video I was reminded of something that happened in Norway earlier in the week. The police was alerted and found someone that had died but the victim turned out to be a mannequin.
Can I just say the headcam with the blinking dot being the same colour as the person's subtitles, chefs kiss absolutely genius
These videos are so good lmao
I’m starting to think life across the pond is just one giant “oh for fucks sake” lol love it. Good stuff you guys. Laughter is the best medicine have a good weekend! 🙃🙃👍👍
The first time Jake and Ellis touched tips gave me a great song reccomendation. thats one for the history books.
the caulking gun conversation hit a little to close to home
That little sheep counter bottom right is a real nice touch mate
Well actually...
Great vid, thanks for the laughs. Hope you have a great time y'all!
The salt from Ellis in this video is enough to resupply the ocean 🤣
Jake breaks every thing he touches cannon
THATS NOT HOW A CAULKING GUN WORKS! ELLIS!
Fuckin love all the nicknames given to the flashbang