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  • Hearts of Iron 4 MP in a nutshell
    (Hearts of iron 4 multiplayer)
    The sheer will of the people!
    Episode 247
    Mods: TFB
    Music:
    Hearts of Iron 4 Theme
    Königgrätzer Marsch
    Panzerlied
    Erika
    Twitch:
    / bokoen
    Patreon: / bokoen1
    My Discord:
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    Twitter: / bokoen1
    #Heartsofiron4 #Memes #History
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Komentáře • 326

  • @Bokoen1
    @Bokoen1  Před 2 lety +1346

    Sorry for not uploading for like a week.

  • @bacon_1866
    @bacon_1866 Před 2 lety +2492

    “Mein Furher, we have no fuel.”
    “Alright, we Sealion then Barbarossa, the Allies will be so surprised they won’t realize our tanks are running on a pipedream.”

    • @thomaswiltherford9265
      @thomaswiltherford9265 Před 2 lety

      The SHEER WILL of the German people keeps the tanks running

    • @joyu2105
      @joyu2105 Před 2 lety +183

      @Daedalus ...Sealion, has run out of fuel, the tank are in Birmingham and they are getting stabbed to death

    • @MrBerten1
      @MrBerten1 Před 2 lety +71

      @@joyu2105 *slowly twitchingly removes glasses*

    • @MrBerten1
      @MrBerten1 Před 2 lety +49

      @Daedalus Mein Fuhrer while we Sealioned the allies Invaded in Hannover! They intercepted the convoys.

    • @joyu2105
      @joyu2105 Před 2 lety +25

      @@MrBerten1 Make Steiners counter attack Hannover

  • @doctorjackson7024
    @doctorjackson7024 Před 2 lety +1430

    *German transports delivering fuel to Spain* "Last shipment right?"
    *Spain dumping a barrel of oil into the ocean* "we may need more..."

    • @BlackKnigth323
      @BlackKnigth323 Před 2 lety +234

      "-What do you mean by more?"
      "-The ocean is still blue"

  • @cleo4922
    @cleo4922 Před 2 lety +2141

    There’s always a emphasis on willpower in these episodes, but what about an emphasis on the will to live?

  • @yourface1218
    @yourface1218 Před 2 lety +595

    "We're going to counter attack with every single German unit available"
    "Okay they all died" XD

    • @baron2062
      @baron2062 Před 3 měsíci +3

      average real time length of a 1945 german offensive

  • @liladoodle
    @liladoodle Před 2 lety +873

    Germany: *Does a super late Barbarossa.*
    The Allies: "I'm about to end this man's whole career.".

  • @maxwallsmith2913
    @maxwallsmith2913 Před 2 lety +1246

    I think we can all appreciate that Bo edited this after being held hostage by golden for 10 hours

    • @snandrew6094
      @snandrew6094 Před 2 lety +24

      Still can’t believe college pussied out at the end tho, we could have seen the longest game in history

    • @Niylark
      @Niylark Před 2 lety +16

      @@snandrew6094 he started coping the moment he learned the axis had like 30 working nuclear reactors :P

    • @ub8id150
      @ub8id150 Před 2 lety +2

      @@Niylark sauce?

    • @Niylark
      @Niylark Před 2 lety +8

      @@ub8id150 their last hoi stream. I think golden was the only one streaming at that point

    • @ub8id150
      @ub8id150 Před 2 lety +6

      @@Niylark thanks so much
      Btw got a link?

  • @redshirt5126
    @redshirt5126 Před 2 lety +452

    "I've seen worse, I've definitely seen worse."
    Adolf when he learns that 400,000 German soldiers just died in France.

    • @three-bark1928
      @three-bark1928 Před 2 lety +20

      Well, I mean it isn't UNtrue

    • @hurson1686
      @hurson1686 Před 2 lety +30

      360 000 cascualties - not great, not terrible.

    • @wouterkessel4852
      @wouterkessel4852 Před 2 lety +10

      I mean thats only slightly more than the historical number of a bit over 300,000

    • @personhuman2239
      @personhuman2239 Před 2 lety +5

      @@wouterkessel4852 The historical number was 30,000, not 300

    • @vercot7000
      @vercot7000 Před 2 lety

      @@personhuman2239 you mean not 300,000?

  • @omegaalpha-th8mf
    @omegaalpha-th8mf Před 2 lety +426

    blasting erika and then just causelly saying "i am forming the SS" was peak RP

    • @Bokoen1
      @Bokoen1  Před 2 lety +232

      I'll have you know that was Panzerlied being blasted at that point :)

    • @chiangkaishrek5123
      @chiangkaishrek5123 Před 2 lety +46

      Just have to wait for Steiner to counterattack

    • @Aqueox
      @Aqueox Před 2 lety +5

      @@Bokoen1 Even better!

    • @RunicRhino22
      @RunicRhino22 Před 2 lety +3

      Oy vey!

  • @helwrecht1637
    @helwrecht1637 Před 2 lety +436

    The dialogue from D-day until end was the actual conversations of the Furher bunker

    • @GundamReviver
      @GundamReviver Před 2 lety +60

      This, some A tier meme RP-ing there including the marching music's lol

    • @evilemuempire9550
      @evilemuempire9550 Před 2 lety +33

      @@GundamReviver Drowns out the bombing raids

    • @Hatmis
      @Hatmis Před 2 lety +5

      If the northern front encircle the allies army, everything will be alright

  • @DarmanMI
    @DarmanMI Před 2 lety +121

    Its always a good sign when the Manchurian delegation asks mussolini to play counterstrike rather than participate in the spanish civil war.

  • @WilliamLee-jy5co
    @WilliamLee-jy5co Před 2 lety +654

    Future historians will explain how the Ruhr Pocket occurred due to Spanish nationalists inhaling excess German fuel.

    • @teslo8020
      @teslo8020 Před 2 lety +46

      And the generals weren’t looking

    • @jcrosenkreuz5213
      @jcrosenkreuz5213 Před 2 lety +28

      In classic Romanian style. It's a Romance Language thing.

    • @hueylong7989
      @hueylong7989 Před 2 lety +5

      The spaniards wanted to become aboriginals

  • @a_waltzing_matilda5735
    @a_waltzing_matilda5735 Před 2 lety +224

    *Daddy Bo uploads*
    “Sorry babe I can’t come over tonight”

    • @kymattok
      @kymattok Před 2 lety +34

      Im playin games baby

  • @tinsoldier3580
    @tinsoldier3580 Před 2 lety +461

    Regardless of whether Bo wins or loses, you always know you'll have more fun on his side

  • @cpt.mystic_stirling
    @cpt.mystic_stirling Před 2 lety +82

    Bo Sealion: We never wanted to capture London, we just did special operations to distract them from our main attack

  • @wetwillyis_1881
    @wetwillyis_1881 Před 2 lety +69

    7:55 is the start of the greatest Bo mental breakdown ever. Him, explaining how the Axis isn't going to lose the war, while listening to the German marching music made me laugh way more then it should have.

    • @Cudge1
      @Cudge1 Před 2 lety +6

      Industrial levels of copium

    • @wetwillyis_1881
      @wetwillyis_1881 Před 2 lety +3

      @@Cudge1 Industrial levels, indeed.

  • @Samwiz1
    @Samwiz1 Před 2 lety +920

    I’m sure I’ve never seen a game where all the Mongolian mech was encircled at the start of Barb. Literally never heard of it. Straight up impossible.
    …that is, if he could micro the side of a barn.

    • @Nova-jd5hc
      @Nova-jd5hc Před 2 lety +14

      huh, never seen you on one of these, nothing wrong, just odd seeing someone recognizable on a place I would least expect.

    • @bigbubble4282
      @bigbubble4282 Před 2 lety +10

      TF2 collab with Bokoen & Friends when?

    • @callumpearce9242
      @callumpearce9242 Před 2 lety +8

      He's so bad at micro, he can't walk and chew gum at the same time.

    • @TheAlmightyToaster01
      @TheAlmightyToaster01 Před 2 lety +5

      Drip or drown hoi addition when?

    • @walnzell9328
      @walnzell9328 Před 2 lety +4

      Mongolia... mechanized...
      Something about this doesn't seem to add up. I mean, of course, Mongolia is just filled to the brim with natural resources. It's such a technologically advanced nation with huge, sprawling, cities. Yet, something still doesn't feel right.

  • @teddybearpaladin
    @teddybearpaladin Před 2 lety +304

    German Supply Liaison: Our fuel reserves aren’t in the best situation, but we’ll give you much needed fuel to maintain your war effort. You’d let us know if you don’t need anymore, right?
    Spanish Nationalist Quartermaster: Sorry couldn’t hear you over the waterfall of excess foreign fuel we’re dumping every day.
    *Some Significant Time Earlier*
    German Officer: Italy, its time to intervene in the Spanish Civil War!
    Italian Officer: zzzzzz…. Five more days….. just five more…. Zzzzzzz
    *Some Significant Time Later*
    German Officer: Italy, its time to invade France! Gather on the border!
    Italian Officer: zzzzzz…. Ten more days…. The French aren’t going anywhere…. Zzzzzz

  • @Privatex112
    @Privatex112 Před 2 lety +71

    I loved when the music kicked in and bo was going "oh no no no no.." great moment

  • @KFP_DonDon_Quixote
    @KFP_DonDon_Quixote Před 2 lety +106

    The struggles of the BoReich continue to show itself

  • @Somtaaw7
    @Somtaaw7 Před 2 lety +30

    5:38 Actual German High Command circa 1944 as the Allies invaded Normandy.

  • @koskingofshields3213
    @koskingofshields3213 Před 2 lety +21

    That was like, the most systematically sound game for the axis just to be destroyed by the onslaught of the allies in one fell swoop

  • @tbird1991
    @tbird1991 Před 2 lety +26

    "D-Day! D-Day, D-Day D-Day!"

    • @choreani
      @choreani Před 2 lety +4

      Well, Swimmy got his long belated wish

    • @anything1238
      @anything1238 Před 2 lety

      yeah but unlike swimmy bo was able to hold his units and maneuver his units

  • @steiglitzfletcherburger8636

    this felt like the western front 1944-45 in a nutshell, from falaise to the elbe

  • @winowmak3r
    @winowmak3r Před 2 lety +21

    *music intensifies*
    "Alright, we're forming the SS."
    I about died, lol

  • @yesman8514
    @yesman8514 Před 2 lety +79

    Never clicked off a Carl Wheezer ASMR video so fast......

  • @williamking6787
    @williamking6787 Před 2 lety +46

    I would've loved hearing the allies explain how close they kept coming to completely annihilating your army with what would've been some awesome encirclements and continually being just barely thwarted

  • @Gauntlet_Videos
    @Gauntlet_Videos Před 2 lety +56

    So epic that history larped this encirclement.

  • @ethantanner4954
    @ethantanner4954 Před 2 lety +33

    8:10 “We’re gonna listen to German marching music as we defeat the enemy!” I find it hilarious that he puts on the same song that plays in CoD World at War as you fight over the Reichstag

  • @JaredMarden290
    @JaredMarden290 Před 2 lety +34

    I think Bo won he just didn’t want us to see Steiner’s great counter attack

  • @calderhall1794
    @calderhall1794 Před 2 lety +31

    German army gets surrounded
    Not to worry we are still flying half an army.

  • @waltermartinez9110
    @waltermartinez9110 Před 2 lety +8

    Thanks

  • @keirangray902
    @keirangray902 Před 2 lety +13

    8:01 this suddenly turned very historical

  • @Zelein
    @Zelein Před 2 lety +8

    Germany: "Allright, here's another shipment. Where do you need it?"
    Spain: "Oh, yeah, I actually don't have room for any more oil. I'm at max capacity"
    Germany: "... Then why have I been sending it to you? And why am I still giving it to you??"
    Spain: *begins emptying the barrel into the ocean* "I was actually wondering that myself"

  • @PowahOfDaPrime_
    @PowahOfDaPrime_ Před 2 lety +17

    I can imagine Spain just pouring oil into the river saying “we’re saving it for later”

  • @bruh5912
    @bruh5912 Před 2 lety +28

    I FUCKING NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED more bokoen videos and streams.

  • @olleronn616
    @olleronn616 Před 2 lety +6

    "We will hold on the Elbe and the Czech forts." The words of a winning German leader if I've ever heard them.

  • @doggo1605
    @doggo1605 Před 2 lety +19

    Haven’t seen this bad of an ensiege mode by bo in a long time

  • @Michaelonyoutub
    @Michaelonyoutub Před 2 lety +5

    Can't wait for the game they played the other day to get turned into like 3 episodes, it was one of the greatest games they ever played

  • @aaronbutler8914
    @aaronbutler8914 Před 2 lety

    I always love these desperate defenses with the continued hope rather than a steam roll on either side or a pure stalemate, great vid

  • @grandmapepe8331
    @grandmapepe8331 Před 2 lety +4

    All of my Mongolian mech… gone in the blink of an eye 😢

  • @magmanek1508
    @magmanek1508 Před 2 lety +4

    German generals: Sir, we’re getting pushed by the American and British forces, we have no reserves, they’re sometimes faster than us, we are losing this war.
    Bokoen: The sheer will of German, Italian, Hungarian, Romanian, Bulgarian, Spanish people will push them!

    • @shaned0yle_
      @shaned0yle_ Před 2 lety

      And finnish! Can't forget the finnish XD

  • @labaker23
    @labaker23 Před 2 lety +2

    The constant fall back lines was hilarious, this was a great video

  • @EJ-jh1vf
    @EJ-jh1vf Před 2 lety +5

    The Japanese counter attack didn't have enough force.

  • @RubberToeYT
    @RubberToeYT Před 2 lety +3

    How this episode started so badly, then went well for a bit, there was some hope, and then the ending happened

  • @revan3170
    @revan3170 Před 2 lety +2

    You know why the Axis lost?
    Because Swimmy wasn’t around with the Elite Spirit.
    It’s not enough to have the will, you need the spirit too.

  • @terrified057t4
    @terrified057t4 Před 2 lety +3

    Glad to see historical accuracy ever so slightly increase.

  • @queenjaylavii
    @queenjaylavii Před 2 lety +1

    Im Glad that the channel has not changed since like at least 2 years ago it keeps some of the still good content remaining on CZcams

  • @141Zero
    @141Zero Před 2 lety

    Can't wait for the next video. It will be the best one of the year for sure.

  • @FiauraTheTankGirlGamer
    @FiauraTheTankGirlGamer Před 2 lety +1

    That moment that Boh just says screw it and starts Larping and helping the allies win by larping with him.

  • @poet9415
    @poet9415 Před 2 lety

    love your videos man keep it up

  • @ryanrusch3976
    @ryanrusch3976 Před 2 lety +2

    "yeah yeah yeah this is the Bulge." When did this become The Battle of The Bulge with the Panzer lied in the background, all we need now is for Germany to be pushing with modern tanks and it would be movie accurate.

  • @Normacly
    @Normacly Před 2 lety +2

    Lol, Bo was larping as Hitler at the end there. He is drawing grand battle plans hoping for a final victory, meanwhile entire German divisions are being encircle and are surrendering to the Allies.

  • @martianbane5236
    @martianbane5236 Před 2 lety +6

    Let’s go the king uploaded

  • @JimboobSherwood
    @JimboobSherwood Před 2 lety +3

    Bo does a perfect roleplay of hitler every time he loses as Germany lmao.

  • @Flaming1100
    @Flaming1100 Před 2 lety

    This is what I imagine your future cooking steam will feel like.

  • @chezchex620
    @chezchex620 Před 2 lety +2

    I have an addiction to Bo

  • @franklinclinton4539
    @franklinclinton4539 Před 2 lety

    The late war axis delusion role play was spot on

  • @fallenkaiser1906
    @fallenkaiser1906 Před 2 lety +1

    The worst thing is that golden tasted the feel of victory

    • @jec3830
      @jec3830 Před 2 lety +1

      Golden don't win he just loses on another direction

  • @callmecloby8365
    @callmecloby8365 Před 2 lety

    The music made this 10x better lmao

  • @benjesterw
    @benjesterw Před 2 lety

    Nice to see an entertaining Bo loss

  • @vex3488
    @vex3488 Před 7 měsíci +1

    Wait why did this just show up in my notifications as recommended? I thought you only got notifications for like newer stuff, was excited that Bo had released another video so soon lol

  • @IronTitantrons
    @IronTitantrons Před 2 lety +1

    Bro whats with Bo being like "Alright Naval invasion time lets dedicate the entire army and airforce" (gets fucking rolled and loses the game half an hour later)

  • @garrettcuadros9008
    @garrettcuadros9008 Před 2 lety

    Getting pocketed while still drawing the frontline -- Very historical RP 👍

  • @thelastone32
    @thelastone32 Před 2 lety

    Nice to see some of the less known players in this one.

  • @elendil6144
    @elendil6144 Před 2 lety +1

    i never thought i'd see the day where Germany would retreat faster than France

  • @saladbruh2625
    @saladbruh2625 Před 2 lety

    Waiting till 4 am to see new bokoen video

  • @telekineticcomm
    @telekineticcomm Před 2 lety

    Big man Bo, much love and more Victoria II

  • @chrisillsley5861
    @chrisillsley5861 Před 2 lety

    Bo fully larping moustache man in this one. I'd like to think he was also laugh/crying in his bunker to the last.

  • @NikovK
    @NikovK Před 2 lety

    "We will hold on the Czech forts" is not something you want to hear.

  • @MrJannick14
    @MrJannick14 Před 2 lety +1

    Finally competent allies in a Bo game. xD

  • @vexs4883
    @vexs4883 Před 2 lety +1

    I love how nothing really changes in terms of Italy and German, as in Italy being inept and Germany trying to help its allies I was laughing

  • @nametba2295
    @nametba2295 Před 2 lety

    Bo asking College to micro is like asking a kangaroo to micro a side of a barn.

  • @haj0727
    @haj0727 Před 2 lety

    The fact that Romania dude really did make some marines and helped the sealion is cursed a f 🤣

  • @peeter2624
    @peeter2624 Před 2 lety

    this is the best copeoen video yet

  • @bobhuijgen884
    @bobhuijgen884 Před 2 lety +1

    Daddy Bo: Babe, it's time for your 4 am HoI4 MP in a nutshell :)
    Me: okay Daddy Bo

  • @Argie87
    @Argie87 Před 2 lety +1

    The black Mannerheim always gets me 🤪

  • @derkach7907
    @derkach7907 Před 2 lety +1

    Gets Ruhr pocketed*
    In Southern Germany...

  • @commanderguardian7292
    @commanderguardian7292 Před 2 lety

    Everybody gangster until the axis does a late barb

  • @latinum4887
    @latinum4887 Před 2 lety

    You have to root for the Axis, just for the pure LARP in these videos lmao

  • @marny3559
    @marny3559 Před 2 lety

    Germany: *Getting reinforce memed and losing its entire tank corps in the Ruhr*
    Und Das Heisst: *ERIKA*

  • @loyalfrog4864
    @loyalfrog4864 Před rokem

    With the Steiner offensive things should go back as planned

  • @baryon5018
    @baryon5018 Před 2 lety

    3:28 "My fucking heart is beating"
    Ah yes, the floor is made out of floor.
    Great video btw :)))

  • @TejasNafde
    @TejasNafde Před 2 lety +2

    Isn't this the game where japan completely steamrolled the allies and then got stalingraded

  • @KansasTallman
    @KansasTallman Před 2 lety

    This was literally a historical LARP.

  • @crook7493
    @crook7493 Před 2 lety

    theres something different about this video and i dont know what but i really enjoyed it

  • @sirllamaiii9708
    @sirllamaiii9708 Před 2 lety +1

    EYE EYE EYE EYE EYE EYE bokoen more like throatkoen

  • @TaylorPrem
    @TaylorPrem Před 2 lety

    I hear that German marching music and it reminds me of that scene from Indiana Jones the last crusade when Hitler signs Indy’s father’s diary.

  • @Pompomatic
    @Pompomatic Před 2 lety

    Lmao College/Italy throwing it per usual

  • @lascrannon
    @lascrannon Před 2 lety

    German Marching music playing as the Axis is getting it's shit beaten out of it is a form of comedy i didn't even know existed

  • @NicholasW943
    @NicholasW943 Před 2 lety +1

    "My fucking heart's beating"

  • @ardnaxoy
    @ardnaxoy Před 2 lety

    This episode was so fun, idk why biy it seemed more quality.

  • @agusgds2377
    @agusgds2377 Před 2 lety +1

    Dankus memecus> Throwkoen1

  • @nickmiller5685
    @nickmiller5685 Před 2 lety

    It’s ok Steiner’s counterattack will save the game

  • @AjarTadpole7202
    @AjarTadpole7202 Před 2 lety

    2am and I just found this uploaded 4 hours ago

  • @realhawaii5o
    @realhawaii5o Před 2 lety +1

    Das ist ein Befehl!

  • @samanthapeyton2753
    @samanthapeyton2753 Před 2 lety

    Was literally watching your old vids

  • @mrx5840
    @mrx5840 Před 2 lety

    The title should have been you're POV Axis during ww2

  • @lukaf5
    @lukaf5 Před 2 lety

    If I remember this game correctly, the Allies were able to make such a strong DDay because Japan did well at the start, but then lost its entire navy, so Allies could ignore it, save for their land operations.

  • @Dan-xt7sv
    @Dan-xt7sv Před 2 lety

    Very entertaining late-game