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  • Hearts of Iron 4 MP in a nutshell
    (Hearts of iron 4 multiplayer)
    Episode 156
    This new feature is pretty based!
    Mods: Vanilla
    Music: Hearts of Iron 4 Theme
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Komentáře • 711

  • @Bokoen1
    @Bokoen1  Před 4 lety +769

    Remember to check out me, ISP and Golden drift tanks! czcams.com/video/tHI_e4F5740/video.html

  • @RoydeanEU
    @RoydeanEU Před 4 lety +5513

    CIA: Mr president 1 german man was spotted in moscow
    Truman: Understood soldier, Nuke moscow

    • @aetherstormsth5636
      @aetherstormsth5636 Před 4 lety +416

      All Truman wanted was a worldwide Metro 1944.

    • @rexdaylawn1609
      @rexdaylawn1609 Před 4 lety +164

      Not gonna lie that would’ve been a better way to kill osama bin laden

    • @ronyb2948
      @ronyb2948 Před 4 lety +17

      he fuckin would

    • @cz-pf8id
      @cz-pf8id Před 4 lety +99

      The military equivalent to burning your house down because you saw a spider

    • @hyperion3145
      @hyperion3145 Před 4 lety +57

      Tuglfugl Fex
      “Where is he now?”
      “Fuck it, nuke the country we’ll get him.”
      “But this is Brazil.”

  • @justinspeaks.1652
    @justinspeaks.1652 Před 4 lety +4639

    "Hey India what are you doing?"
    "Indians"
    And that's how India's population problem started.

  • @The_Laughing_Cavalier
    @The_Laughing_Cavalier Před 4 lety +2763

    "This week on ghost hunters: Hitler and the boys are called to deal with a paranormal sighting of 103 Soviet Tank Divisions, but can they tell which ones are real?"

    • @Zorro9129
      @Zorro9129 Před 4 lety +42

      I actually read that in Frakes' voice.

    • @albernard8751
      @albernard8751 Před 2 měsíci

      Spoiler alert: They can’t.

  • @quinnamations9715
    @quinnamations9715 Před 4 lety +3977

    “Don’t worry, they’re all military targets.”
    FDR prior to nuking Germany into oblivion, April 26th 1944

    • @GLitchesHaxandBadAudio
      @GLitchesHaxandBadAudio Před 4 lety +260

      "Dresden is going to look like a bunch of fire-crackers compared to this."
      Truman after being given the go-ahead to use nuclear force.

    • @Mr.McMuffin
      @Mr.McMuffin Před 4 lety +102

      "Including Dresden"
      -Arthur Mad Lad Harris

    • @commodoreseabass8541
      @commodoreseabass8541 Před 4 lety +159

      "The Nazis entered this war under the rather childish delusion that they were going to bomb everyone else, and nobody was going to bomb them. At Rotterdam, London, Warsaw, and half a hundred other places, they put their rather naive theory into operation. They sowed the wind, and now they are going to reap the whirlwind."
      -Arthur Harris, after the American Nuclear carpet bombing campaign 1945

    • @insignificantgnat9334
      @insignificantgnat9334 Před 4 lety +59

      Well we are a military, and we're targeting them. That's how this works, right?

    • @heavenlygaze-
      @heavenlygaze- Před 4 lety +1

      1945*

  • @patrolson5354
    @patrolson5354 Před rokem +1248

    Rest in peace Rilber (Polish Player), You will be missed by all of us. [*]

  • @christopherwilliams7845
    @christopherwilliams7845 Před 4 lety +1487

    "You can't have a Cold War if the Kremlin is a radioactive ruin." -Franklin Delano Roosevelt 1944

  • @justinspeaks.1652
    @justinspeaks.1652 Před 4 lety +1772

    Germany when they figure out the Ghost Divisions: We've been tricked we've been backstabbed and we've quite possibly been Bamboozled.

    • @avatarx590
      @avatarx590 Před 4 lety +22

      I love red vs blue

    • @kevint1929
      @kevint1929 Před 4 lety +30

      @@avatarx590 Roses are red,
      And violets are blue,
      Let's take a cruise,
      Down Blood Gulch Avenue...
      'Cause it's Red versus Red and Blue versus Blue,
      Eye against Eye and me against you..

    • @jameswg13
      @jameswg13 Před 4 lety

      Don't forget humbugged

    • @theriddler6468
      @theriddler6468 Před 4 lety

      @@kevint1929 violets are purple '_'

    • @sbollimpalli
      @sbollimpalli Před 4 lety +1

      The blood spilt by germans are actually the many strawberry yoohoos they consumed in lieu of enemy blood

  • @niteshaders2846
    @niteshaders2846 Před 4 lety +2685

    Polish Player: IM SO HAPPY FOR BIDEN
    Also Polish Player: *Destorys his entire home for Biden*

    • @justinspeaks.1652
      @justinspeaks.1652 Před 4 lety +166

      A rather.. Enthusiastic celebration to be sure.

    • @atl5033
      @atl5033 Před 4 lety +120

      I FUCKING HATE JOE BIDEN BERNIE OR BUST 2020 DEATH TO THE ESTABLISHMENT FREE PALESTINE

    • @m33m63
      @m33m63 Před 4 lety +55

      @@atl5033 praxis

    • @12345678900987659101
      @12345678900987659101 Před 4 lety +73

      @@atl5033
      *SNAP*
      That's going in my cringe collection.

    • @slyguythreeonetwonine3172
      @slyguythreeonetwonine3172 Před 4 lety +22

      @@atl5033 Classy comment, classy name. Glad the nomination was stolen from your Communist ass!😂

  • @justinspeaks.1652
    @justinspeaks.1652 Před 4 lety +2584

    *The American war room*
    Truman: So FDR is dead, how do we defeat Germany?
    Dwight Eisenhower: D-Day
    Patton: Invade Spain
    Douglas MacArthur: Carpet Bombing with nukes.
    Truman: *I like that last one*

    • @Brausser123
      @Brausser123 Před 4 lety +109

      MacArthur and Korea but this time they had them in time for Germany lol

    • @justinspeaks.1652
      @justinspeaks.1652 Před 4 lety +64

      @@Brausser123 That was why I chose MacArthur to be the one to propose nuking in my little meme.

    • @bordergore7623
      @bordergore7623 Před 4 lety +8

      Bro you’ve got several comments top rated on this vid, stop posting and start making a channel to rival grandayy.

    • @justinspeaks.1652
      @justinspeaks.1652 Před 4 lety +3

      @@bordergore7623 I've already posted my memes for the day on this video. So don't worry you won't be flooded by hoi4 memes.

    • @bordergore7623
      @bordergore7623 Před 4 lety +2

      Justin Speaks. Damn it, that’s what I wanted!

  • @boxcarz
    @boxcarz Před 4 lety +754

    "Meanwhile, in Poland, the capital building has been converted into a bottle factory."
    9:05

  • @anesimamovic8112
    @anesimamovic8112 Před 4 lety +658

    Imagine being a soviet citizen living in Moscow you see one German paratrooper capture your city and immediately after that you see a American strategic bomber

    • @whoknows7968
      @whoknows7968 Před 3 lety +135

      Wow, the Americans care about us so much they responded to such a minor threat so quickly? Maybe they aren't so bad after all.
      *Red mushroom envelops all*

    • @dantewiggins5119
      @dantewiggins5119 Před 3 lety +107

      @@whoknows7968
      Russians: It's the Americans, we are saved.
      *Hanger bay opens*
      Russians: Oh no it's the Americans
      French: First time?

    • @Kaiserboo1871
      @Kaiserboo1871 Před rokem +4

      I think 1 division is equal to about 1000 soldiers.
      So Moscow got occupied by about 1000 paratroopers max.

    • @gavinaccurrsedd6419
      @gavinaccurrsedd6419 Před rokem +4

      @@dantewiggins5119 Hooray, it’s the Catholic Church! … Oh god, it’s the Catholic Church

    • @shotgunsideshow8958
      @shotgunsideshow8958 Před rokem +10

      @@Kaiserboo1871 1 *battalion* is 1000 men, a division in this game is 1000 (minumun) up to about ~50000

  • @citadel7832
    @citadel7832 Před 4 lety +373

    Germany: *takes moscow* America: *rubbing hands* Oh boy, a two for one special

    • @christian9125abd
      @christian9125abd Před 3 lety +3

      i mean if i were bo i would have stopped all air missions in that area

  • @carlodelacruz2552
    @carlodelacruz2552 Před rokem +460

    Here rest, a magnificent man named Rilber. He will be eternally remembered in the history of this video.
    May he toss all the bottles and cans to his delight in the next life!

  • @noahdaniel2577
    @noahdaniel2577 Před 4 lety +789

    You call it a civilian center, I call it a target rich environment.

  • @Sana_a04
    @Sana_a04 Před rokem +52

    9:00 R.I.P. Rilber

  • @hughg8995
    @hughg8995 Před 4 lety +859

    The return of *_The Boys Of Kiev_*

  • @72theboss1
    @72theboss1 Před rokem +42

    RIP Rilber, you king

  • @chucanoris7548
    @chucanoris7548 Před rokem +45

    RIP rilber, you were the the best.

  • @command_unit7792
    @command_unit7792 Před 4 lety +287

    Germans: *Take Moscow*
    The US:"This is all i ever wanted...."

  • @red_robot1056
    @red_robot1056 Před rokem +41

    Rest in peace, Rilber!

  • @xdguy2569
    @xdguy2569 Před 4 lety +149

    "Isn't this danger close for the task force?"

  • @sceem0
    @sceem0 Před rokem +21

    R.I.P Rilber

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican Před 4 lety +149

    Battle of Kiev, second most important battle after Iwo Jima

  • @coltpiecemaker
    @coltpiecemaker Před 4 lety +84

    MacArthur: *Hears there is literally one German soldier in Moscow*
    Also MacArthur: "It's nuke time."

  • @aidanbarrett8695
    @aidanbarrett8695 Před rokem +14

    Rest in peace Rilber

  • @spitfireboy2379
    @spitfireboy2379 Před 4 lety +157

    We can all hear that top tier Girls Und Panzer music.
    Especially when USA nuked the German tanks on the eastern front with Panzerlied playing.

  • @sevilla82400
    @sevilla82400 Před rokem +36

    Rest in peace, Rilber. He always managed to make me laugh in every video he was in. "I'm so fucking happy for Biden!" has entered my limited vocabulary now days because of him

  • @these2kings0305
    @these2kings0305 Před 4 lety +167

    "And so, after the Dutch submarines successfully thwarted Operation Sealion, the successful Soviet Operation Fortitude, and with the Aliies pushing on all fronts, the last nail in the coffin for the Axis powers were the FUCKTON of nuclear bombs the U.S decided to use on strictly military targets." -WW2 Memorial in New Moscow.

  • @oGoldero
    @oGoldero Před rokem +70

    Rest in peace rilber(I hope he is now happy for biden in heaven)

  • @porter5224
    @porter5224 Před 4 lety +64

    When you let Macarthur run the European front

  • @iyqcha1789
    @iyqcha1789 Před rokem +18

    he was so happy for Biden
    so long Rilber

  • @cat-wu1ez
    @cat-wu1ez Před 3 lety +87

    Legend says that Biden won because of the Polish player breaking his desk. 9:05

  • @tutku1560
    @tutku1560 Před rokem +17

    Rest in peace Rilber. I am so sorry ;(

  • @95keat
    @95keat Před 4 lety +132

    Welcome to post war Germany
    Population: 5

  • @tenacity25
    @tenacity25 Před 4 lety +135

    "Did you break through their lines?"
    "yeah, because I pushed through the Italians"
    Soviet Union during the encirclement of Stalingrad, colorized

  • @warbacca1017
    @warbacca1017 Před 4 lety +40

    "Carpet bombing nukes"
    Something that should never happen outside of a game

  • @realperson.4339
    @realperson.4339 Před rokem +11

    rest in peace rilber you fucking king

  • @Me-zj4fd
    @Me-zj4fd Před rokem +12

    Just here to pay my respects to Rilber

  • @sledgemann6683
    @sledgemann6683 Před rokem +10

    Rest in peace rilber

  • @maxkennedy8075
    @maxkennedy8075 Před 4 lety +96

    *Goebbels*
    [Does total war speech]
    *US with massive nuke stockpile*
    *Imperial admiral voice* “They’re moving into
    A T T A C K P O S I T I O N”

  • @thatguy3421
    @thatguy3421 Před 4 lety +92

    Soviet Tank crew 1945: Patrolling the Bulgarian countryside really makes you wish for a Nuclear Winter.
    *United States has entered the chat*

  • @statelyelms
    @statelyelms Před 4 lety +22

    By far the best episode so far.. no yelling and arguing, just a gang gently bickering, smashing bottles, faking invasions and nuking like it's Fallout 4

  • @bigchungusdriplord2301
    @bigchungusdriplord2301 Před rokem +15

    Rip Rilber

  • @doctorjackson7024
    @doctorjackson7024 Před 4 lety +77

    Allies: "the germans took moscow, what do we do?"
    Pief" "NuKe MoScOw!!! *autistic screeching*

  • @cra2690
    @cra2690 Před 4 lety +103

    7:58
    Panzerlied is heard as the Germans get Enola Gay’d to oblivion
    Oh the irony

  • @Fion195
    @Fion195 Před 3 lety +13

    7:59 I love how the drop in Panzerleid is synced with the nukes

  • @walnzell9328
    @walnzell9328 Před 4 lety +28

    "They're all military targets."
    The second a single volkssturm conscript picks up a weapon, the entire town is fair game for indiscriminate bombing.

  • @americafuckyeah8799
    @americafuckyeah8799 Před 4 lety +25

    I love how Panzerleid kicks in after the carpet nuking starts

  • @elevationsickness8462
    @elevationsickness8462 Před 4 lety +12

    Germany: drops one dude out of a biplane over Moscow
    Truman: I will do what I must

  • @korickarmstrong3468
    @korickarmstrong3468 Před 4 lety +37

    Girls und Panzers keeps seeping more and more into the videos, I love it!

  • @warlordofbritannia
    @warlordofbritannia Před 4 lety +72

    Truman: We have Germany on its knees.
    Sherman’s Ghost: Good, gooood... Nuke them. Nuke them now.
    Truman: B-but it’s not the American way!
    Sherman’s Ghost: *DEW IT!*

  • @joanpinol3580
    @joanpinol3580 Před 4 lety +37

    Bo plays soviets again
    Me: Guess hes gonna carry the allies again

  • @PabloGonzalez-rv9gf
    @PabloGonzalez-rv9gf Před 4 lety +12

    FDR: so, how many nuclear reactors we built?
    Truman : 𝕐𝔼𝕊

  • @raxit1337
    @raxit1337 Před rokem +5

    Rip Rilber.

  • @R3GARnator
    @R3GARnator Před 3 lety +5

    HE'S SO FUCKING HAPPY!

  • @theemperorprotects
    @theemperorprotects Před 4 lety +13

    I have re-watched 9:06 about 10 times and STILL cannot determine what noise he made

    • @iqm4574
      @iqm4574 Před 2 lety

      Lmao i think he smashed his table

  • @lutherrunner9828
    @lutherrunner9828 Před rokem +8

    RIP Rilber, your finest hour

  • @kniviritsyn
    @kniviritsyn Před 10 měsíci +2

    9:15 the guy laughing the background literally sounds like that one angry bird

  • @Goldmaykr
    @Goldmaykr Před rokem +11

    Rip rilber

  • @LordFanor
    @LordFanor Před 4 lety +88

    This is good 'n all but I was promised a spanish inavsion of South America :

    • @starstudy8752
      @starstudy8752 Před 4 lety +2

      I didn't see one either.

    • @DewUrBest
      @DewUrBest Před 4 lety +3

      Watch golden's stream, he fought aall of the allies in south america

    • @DewUrBest
      @DewUrBest Před 4 lety +1

      @@ekonomija8718 GoldenSpatulas

  • @falenidio9066
    @falenidio9066 Před rokem +9

    rip rilber

  • @markkashchenko628
    @markkashchenko628 Před rokem +11

    Rip ribler❤

  • @sevzakrevasky
    @sevzakrevasky Před 4 lety +15

    When FDR finds a solution to ending the war in Europe by Christmas

  • @Drietfoga
    @Drietfoga Před 4 lety +15

    8:58 Highlight of the episode

  • @bradenanderson6989
    @bradenanderson6989 Před 2 lety +4

    2:40 This video predicted the Ghost of Kiev

  • @lucasvasconcelos5705
    @lucasvasconcelos5705 Před 7 měsíci +4

    Late but RIP Rilber, he gave me good laughs :(

  • @saladbruh2625
    @saladbruh2625 Před 3 lety +6

    This became relevant for me again 9:00

  • @loganpfarrer3258
    @loganpfarrer3258 Před 4 měsíci +4

    Rest in peace rilber wish you didn't pass because you were really funny keeping knocking over cans in heaven man keep it up

  • @meurtenbaguette
    @meurtenbaguette Před 4 lety +10

    "They're all military targets"
    Yeah, they're the target of the military

  • @coltoncarson_UKR-RUS
    @coltoncarson_UKR-RUS Před 2 lety +7

    who would've guest that in 2 years "the battle of kiev" is real

  • @assassin_rk42
    @assassin_rk42 Před 4 lety +21

    I already know this is going to keep me laughing for atleast a week but, I'm super surprised you're having you know who playing Spain.

    • @JS-iu3ce
      @JS-iu3ce Před 4 lety

      Assassin_rk42 please say that last sentence again

    • @assassin_rk42
      @assassin_rk42 Před 4 lety

      @@JS-iu3ce Nope.

    • @assassin_rk42
      @assassin_rk42 Před 4 lety +3

      @@aphid2722 This made me laugh for no reason and now I'm worried my sense of humor has been degraded thanks to braun.

    • @deltoroperdedor3166
      @deltoroperdedor3166 Před 4 lety +3

      @@assassin_rk42 it really do be like that sometimes

  • @feanorn8409
    @feanorn8409 Před 4 lety +8

    8:58 - 9:07 Pure gold :D

  • @thomasdoran8604
    @thomasdoran8604 Před rokem +11

    Rip Rilber. Forever happy for Biden.

  • @cyaniderap721
    @cyaniderap721 Před rokem +14

    RIP Rilber!

  • @jimdaburger1590
    @jimdaburger1590 Před rokem +6

    RIP Rilber

  • @Kardia_of_Rhodes
    @Kardia_of_Rhodes Před 4 lety +4

    Germany: *Takes Moscow*
    USA: "I see this as an absolute win!"

  • @Gamingtime79335
    @Gamingtime79335 Před 4 lety +3

    9:05 for B I D E N

  • @predalienplush780
    @predalienplush780 Před rokem +6

    Big F for Rilber

  • @jurjen8703
    @jurjen8703 Před 4 lety +122

    “Don’t worry, they’re all military targets.” - The USAF bombing an iraqi civilian hospital

  • @jamesh3775
    @jamesh3775 Před 4 lety +6

    "Don't worry, they're all military targets"
    When you RP modern America in the 40's

  • @Jacob-pu4zj
    @Jacob-pu4zj Před 4 lety +5

    6:04 That's how you win WWII and WWIII at the same time.

  • @Catman2123
    @Catman2123 Před 3 lety +34

    Germans at the Nuremberg trials: “What about the Americans? They leveled 20 cities and exposed the world to ungodly levels of radiation.”
    American representative: “Um your honor, let the record show that these places had multiple garrisons and factories and were therefore military targets. Any civilian casualties were merely collateral damage and unintended.”

  • @marshall8782
    @marshall8782 Před rokem +6

    RIP Rilbert

  • @jcj617
    @jcj617 Před rokem +6

    Rest In Peace Filber. We all hope that you are just as happy for Biden in the next life

  • @thejekky_br5022
    @thejekky_br5022 Před 3 lety +16

    9:04 im fucking so happy for biden

  • @startrekker4596
    @startrekker4596 Před 4 lety +13

    Boiz in Kiev Part 2: Nuclear Boogaloo

  • @PrinceOfDolAlmroth
    @PrinceOfDolAlmroth Před 4 lety +4

    "they're all military targets"
    Bomber Harris DO IT AGAIN

  • @crispykiwi1426
    @crispykiwi1426 Před 4 lety +8

    Ah yes, just when I was looking for something to watch while eating a meal papa bo comes in with the save

  • @sebping7205
    @sebping7205 Před 4 lety +3

    8:06 "Metro 1944". XD
    9:05 WTF? How many beer bottles are these? XD

  • @Sunday_fits
    @Sunday_fits Před 2 lety +4

    ‘The Battle of Kiev rages on’

  • @CP1871
    @CP1871 Před 3 lety +1

    German Paratroopers: (Land and occupy Moscow)
    America: Its a free NUCLEAR TESTING RANGE.

  • @LEGOfilms23
    @LEGOfilms23 Před 4 lety +12

    "They're all military targets"
    Quote of the day

  • @saladbruh2625
    @saladbruh2625 Před 4 lety +1

    Me : ok lets finally go to sleep , the lecture is at 7:30 am
    Bokoen1 *posts new video*
    Me : ... *fuck it* !

  • @yinranzhang1908
    @yinranzhang1908 Před 4 lety +7

    Ah yes, maskirovka at its finest.

  • @Gamer-cb6yg
    @Gamer-cb6yg Před 2 lety +9

    “They’re all military targets”
    Ah, irony..

  • @THEFUFFYDRAGONx
    @THEFUFFYDRAGONx Před 4 lety +3

    I need to see the full episode of this

  • @Kardia_of_Rhodes
    @Kardia_of_Rhodes Před 4 lety +2

    9:05
    Not just a meme, but a mood as well.

  • @im12batman44
    @im12batman44 Před 4 lety +3

    Stalin: Oh shit paratroopers in moscow!!
    USA: tactical nuke INCOMING!!!

  • @shrednas6567
    @shrednas6567 Před 4 lety

    Eyy I was in the stream when this happened! Nice to see it make it to a video