Chapo Trap House: Range 15 Movie Review

[@101tyman]

One of their best movie eps: reviewing the movie that was playing in the theatre at the end of Inglourious Basterds.

[@lmackenzie9198]

That's way too much of a disservice of the movie in the theatre at the end of Inglorious Basterds.

[@Marijuanamaths]

All of the men in this movie have 15 inch hogs and their women are 5’1 blonde with manga sized eyes

[@berdyderg900]

​@@Marijuanamathsneither of those things sound desirable, are those good?

[@lmackenzie9198]

​@@Marijuanamaths Having a penis the length of which is quarter the height of my wife sounds terribly inconvenient

[@timcosgrove707]

I think this movie is best understood as the "If I Did It" of special forces, a fictionalized confession of what _really_ happens during those counterinsurgency operations. First, they're killing "zombies" (terrorists). Then, as the mission expands and order breaks down, they get careless and start killing people who might be zombies. Then they start killing people who annoy them. Then they start killing people because hey, why not?

[@brockcheinz]

Virgil jumpscare

[@QuarrelsomeLocalOaf]

(Felix voice) No, yeah, I wish there was a recut of this where Keith David is just The Arbiter and impales all the other characters with an energy sword

[@RoyalFusilier]

I have to admit, this movie does make the Covenant's objectives during the war seem way more reasonable.

[@ImpendingRiot83]

@@RoyalFusilier “Earth SHOULD be glassed, actually, Prophet of Truth spittin’ facts”

[@RancorousSea]

Narrated by the Gravemind

[@BigHomieGayAss1917]

Me after hearing about this movie for the first time: czcams.com/video/eOLY_-vqIbk/video.htmlsi=oY73MX6GBZyLx8_n

[@duckthissuit]

"I just feel like I ate too much ham" is maybe the best description of an emotion I've ever heard.

[@maxwellingtonperez4882]

The juxtaposition of this film with the Chinese wolf warrior truly is a testament to the death of the west

[@timcosgrove707]

I don't think that's a fair comparison because Wolf Warrior is a big budget action movie done by big studios and this is a vanity project crowdfunded by psychos. A better comparison might be with The Expendables, or John Wick.

[@berdyderg900]

​@@timcosgrove707whatever the latest marvel movie is would be complete dogshit viewed next to wolf warrior

[@berdyderg900]

​@@timcosgrove707like your comment makes American media seem even worse tbh, what is even an original premise here? It's a race car but also it can transform into a wrestler?

[@JunkerBunker]

The Black Rifle Coffee CEO - who has a cameo in the movie (he plays himself) just got sued for sexually harassing a male employee. There was an incident where the CEO (Hafer) got completely naked in his office in front of this male employee. There was another incident where Hafer and this same employee were sitting in a room alone and Hafer says "Close the door and let's buttfuck eachother". He made a number of other homosexual comments. Hafer also got really pissed at the employee after he lost to him at a shooting competition and he threw a fit.

[@sebastiangorka200]

first this and then crowder lmao
these guys cant help help themselves, literally

[@raven_g6667]

There is so many layers of psychosis and repressed sexual frustration in the person this comment is talking about is..like I can almost smell it.

[@lich.possum]

i think id just leave after he got naked, i dont care how good the pay is

[@caseyhafer2550]

I'm not the Hafer involved but Mat always gave off THAT vibe.

[@ImTheHamSandwich]

Will Shatner is such a cool dude
even with all that Star Trek money he'll blow you for $20

[@berdyderg900]

I've only ever heard that he's a huge asshole in person but I've never met him

[@mstrfstr310]

@@berdyderg900hes not that bad. Just tired. The man has been holding the torch for Gene Roddenberry while being universally hated by new-wave trekkers for decades. I don't condemn him for doing something like this because they probably gaslit him into thinking they're genuine fans of his work. Yet, they probably have no idea what TekWar is.

[@nothing-2-live-4]

if you’re actually in the military hearing the phrase “article 15 clothing” is the cringiest thing in the world bar none

[@Grace-tg4oy]

People were talking about the death of war movies on twitter recently and it immediately think of this review.

[@unreasonablyagreeable1081]

theyre still doing war movies about the war on terror lmao

[@RoyalFusilier]

In older uploads, you will see a *lot* of gormless troop-posters wandering by to do what [redacted] was quoting at the start, Identity Politics but for the military. And other soldiers responding with "I'm Not Your Shield, fascists." So Felix's theory that all Americans are becoming the same person seems convincing. The melting pot is still going strong, e pluribus unum.

[@arempy5836]

Say his name.

[@tidigimon]

Sturgil Kansas

[@Alex-od7nl]

this is the most disturbing movie review I have ever listened to.

[@thelaughingmanhadtherighti5256]

Brad Jones (Stoned Gremlins) has a few, go look up his review of Old Fashioned.

[@cartercartercartercar]

one of the best eps period. definitely the best movie review eppy

[@EgonSupreme]

It sounds like a movie made by the human antagonists in a Romero zombie movie.

[@3dartxsi]

Actually, the soldiers from Day of the Dead were more sympathetic than these psychos.

[@J0MBi]

right, the "psychos who actually enjoy the chaos and make everything worse" were there right from the start. But irony is a little bit too subtle of a concept to convey to a lot of people.

[@yossarrian]

Tell me Samwise Gamgee isn't a total hack please

[@ChewyThomson]

First film I saw him in after LOTR was 50 First Dates where he played some lisping, bedwetting, roided up comic relief character to Adam Sandler and it was like, dude, you were Rudy, what the fuck happened?

[@Fuzhou]

Dudes gotta eat tbh

[@yossarrian]

"..grown like a fungus in the cracks of the tile since" Viet Nam

[@anaccount1005]

an all time classic bit

[@krismckasson]

Why does mainstream media ignore green on green crime?

[@caseysev7111]

Because Irish not need apply

[@miskatonic_alumni]

Because service guarantees citizenship. Would you like to know more?

[@52flyingbicycles]

@@caseysev7111 cops shooting cops can just be blamed on black people

[@berdyderg900]

​@@52flyingbicycles that is undeniably an opinion

[@52flyingbicycles]

@@berdyderg900 they did something like that in Atlanta a couple months ago

[@caseysev7111]

5th and I am a raging homosexual

[@unreasonablyagreeable1081]

we're proud of you.

[@drudee7344]

3:39 someone’s laundry finished in the background

[@user-cd2cl7vt7r]

16:16 thank you, Virgil

[@raven_g6667]

We drink Deathwish coffee in this house.

[@LogjammerDbaggagecling-qr5ds]

NO SON OF MINE IS GONNA DRINK FUCKING FOLGERS

[@PaytonsOwnProductions]

29:37 This segment ghostwritten by Stavros Halkias

[@TheIronBeak]

Any chance you could reupload the Cobra ep please?

[@BigBlack81]

Joy joy please 😂

[@0ptimuscrime]

Lol, I’m getting an ad to rent this movie on CZcams in the recommended pane

[@-xirx-]

Oh look, its free to watch on YT.
I'm afraid I'm going to have to see what all this fuss is about, for a while anyway...

[@fokii9880]

I miss Amber and Virgil on this show so much

[@BigHomieGayAss1917]

Coming back to this movie review and the best way I can describe the movie is if Come and See was made in the universe of the Man in the High Castle, but they made it a comedy from the perspective of the Einsatzgruppen. An infinitely bleak thing this movie.

[@justsaying7979]

A quick google of Mindy Robinson yielded some very to be expected results.

[@52flyingbicycles]

Apparently she played a news anchor in Anarcho-capitalism: The Movie
And she was in a lot of “films” with suspicious names and no Wikipedia articles. So she’s… indie…

[@ChewyThomson]

You mean you didn't like Lizzie Borden's Revenge?

[@deathmagneto-soy]

This is my second time relistening to this movie review in the past 3 years.
Haven't seen the movie yet and at this stage probably won't.
It just sounds too bleak.

[@HeadbangingGlory]

I just watched it for free on Tubi out of curiosity and it’s honestly boring. A case study of conservative “comedy” at best.

[@brycekeaton862]

I just watched it and came to listen to his review. Even this review will not prepare you for what the movie is actually like.

[@loln00bsify]

I heard no one involved with this movie was gay.

[@petern326]

Hey who’s the guy who talks at the beginning

[@christopherperson1939]

Woody Allen

[@user-hy8uo5ig9o]

i usually love Amber but she has the worst takes when it comes to psychology

[@Foxxorz]

27:41 Prisencolinensinainciusol...Alright~

[@madhack69]

Hooah!!!!

[@alpolo007]

I lost brain cells listening to this.

[@raskassputin7408]

You never had any

[@BOBBIEVALINTINE]

​@raskassputin7408 who said you ever had any?

[@raskassputin7408]

@@BOBBIEVALINTINE my ASVAB score

[@shady8045]

Second

[@Alex-od7nl]

Imagine what happens when this kind of anti-social behavior (at an exponential scale) comes home to Russia.

[@timcosgrove707]

Relax, the Russian ruling class has never had their shit pushed in after failing miserably in a disastrous war that got countless young men killed.

[@berdyderg900]

Projection

[@berdyderg900]

It's literally about america, in the literal sense

[@SGobuck]

Reported for hate speech.
(That's what you people do isn't it?)

[@Fuzhou]

lol pathetic

[@hemingshark327]

is it working?

[@shinjinobrave]

loollll

[@berdyderg900]

Now that I read this comment I'm incredibly triggered and will be transitioning just to spite you

[@lmackenzie9198]

This comment evoked the same emotion in me as imagining a 45-year old man struggling to get it up in front of his wife.

[@unreasonablyagreeable1081]

ooh. a Virgil Texas episode. its been a while lol

[@glorpfruncus2180]

A rare document from before the liberal purge of the politchapo that prove the existence of Virgil Texas
I'm also gay

[@unreasonablyagreeable1081]

@@glorpfruncus2180 im proud of you buddy. live your gayest truth, go touch a butthole.